You know, whatever the hell that is.
I wish I could come up with an image that illustrates, in picture form, the seemingly self destructive nature of the Romney Campaign. I don't know, perhaps something from his youth that just demonstrates an almost self injurious nature.
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(P.S. Not to rub salt in the wound or anything, but you know when it comes to spelling, there's an app for that.)
Fan-fecking-tastic. I've downloaded the app and I'm going to keep a backup of this specific version before they fix it. For posterity.
ReplyDeleteFix it? That would be admitting a mistake. I think it's more likely they will keep it and pretend it was some big joke on the left ("we just wondered if you were paying attention..ha ha ha.")
DeleteMaybe that's how they spell it in Mexico... Just sayin...!
DeleteMaybe Romney's campaign is using Palin's claim to be like Shakespere creating new words:)
DeleteAnother Republican maroon. Reminds me of a dumpster behind a Bank of America in St. Petersburg, FL that says "Made in United States of Amercia".
ReplyDeleteDid you mean "moron"?
DeleteI think the poster meant maroon. It's an old Bugs Bunny joke. Bugs gets the better of Elmer Fudd and remarks "What a maroon!" I see it a lot these days on the blogs I frequent - usually regarding Tea Party/Republicans.
DeleteTsk, Tsk Mr. Romney don't you know you could ruin that poor young girls white blouse with all that grey matter?
ReplyDeleteWhat gray matter? All he has in there are circuits and wires.
DeleteMaybe something to do with the CIA?
ReplyDeleteIs that a toy gun under his chin or is it a small bottle of bleach. hahaha I'm with 6:33, what a "maroon", or moron same dif.
ReplyDeleteI believe he's just "surveying" his chin, for "jaw realignment" or whatnot.
ReplyDeleteI am surprised it didn't say Cayman or Switzerland. That's where his money is.
ReplyDeleteSomebody off-shored their app development! Classic mistake for an off-shore project. Not that I'm against smart corporate decisions - we have to compete globally. But he's running for president!
ReplyDeleteTruly amazing. How many people did that one have to get past before being used? Surely several. Mitt hasn't hired well has he. I thought the spelling was funny and ironic though - Amer - CIA. America with rather a lot more CIA, guys! Expect to be kept an eye on good and well in Mitt Romney's AmerCIA, lol. We all know how conservatives love to use the word freedom as a political tool but actively ignore and pass laws against the concept of it. Patriot Act and worse...will Romney consider war with Iran or another foreign country? More citizen spying with further 'Patriot' style robbery?
ReplyDeleteMake it Rill Amercia also too.
ReplyDeleteAnd now there's the rumor about possible sister wives. Big Love visits Romney Campaign. Of course it probably is not true, but there are "many people who are concerned" (™ Donald Trump) about the ages of his five sons.
ReplyDeleteI say: as long as Romney is letting the Birthers run wild; then there should be questions about possible polygamy in the Romney Family. We know there is a precedent.
I like how you think.
DeleteDo you really think Mitt's supporters will notice?
ReplyDeleteDo you really think any of Mitt's supporters will notice?
ReplyDeleteNo. ..haha
DeleteHeh. Editing, fact-checking, re-writing are not strong skills among the home-schooled set. This does seem rather typical of the Rmoney [sic] campaign in general.
ReplyDeleteThe object they forgot to include was the MOON.
ReplyDeleteMittens, Neutron & Dumpster, wrapping themselves together in 'Birtherism', fundraising together in Vegas last night, were introducing their 'New Colony on the Moon' -- AMERCIA'.
Mittens, during the fundraiser, secured the delegates for ReThuglication Nomination for President of 'AMERCIA'.
Mittens, Neutron & Dumpster should be the first 3 passengers on the privately funded shuttle to 'AMERCIA on the MOON'.
This would answer the dreams of Mittens to be 'President of AMERCIA'
This would answer the dreams of Neutron to have a colony on the moon.
This would answer the dreams of Dumpster to play the role of the richest man on the moon.
President Obama - Four More Years!!!!
''''President Obama - Four More Years!!!!'''
DeleteFor sure!
Mitt Romney, President of the First Moon colony, Amercia...and Donnie and Newt can be his co-Presidents. It will be inhabited by Trump's ex-wives, Mitt's sons, wives, and kiddies, and Newt's ex-wives and children. Should make for a very happy little community...maybe they can convince Ailes to take Fox up there too.
DeleteBristol or Willow must be on Mitt payroll
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA! Good One!
DeleteMakes cents ;o)
Anon @ 7:07, I hadn't thought of the off-shore project [cheap labor/no taxes] as the source of spelling fun; maybe it wasn't home-schooled geniuses after all.
ReplyDeleteHeh. Editing, fact-checking, re-writing are not strong skills among the home-schooled set. This does seem rather typical of the Rmoney [sic] campaign in general.
ReplyDeleteIn a sarcastic paraphrase of Ailes on the evening 12 years ago in a bar that he claims Stewart admitted he was a socialist:
ReplyDeleteOh, Jon! Did I ever tell you that I, Roger Ailes, plan to undermine the role of an independent press by constantly whining at any reportage that deviates from a staunch conservative narrative is biased, while at the same time filling the editorial vacuum that that creates by building a Conservative propaganda juggernaut in the guise of a news organization... Jon, I'm gonna call the organization Fox News, and its tagline will be -- you're gonna love this: 'A Fanatically Micro-Managed Media Fiefdom Where My Own Far-Right Agenda And Personal Sense of Victomhood Drive Every Aspect of the Operation... and Balanced.'
There is a GREAT photo of him on Huff Post, exiting his plane, and right beside it is Trump's plane with TRUMP in huge letters!!! They are in LV and he is trying to distance himself from Trump's birther crap. Why should he spell America correctly, since most of his money is in Switzerland and the Grand Caymans. Bet he can spell THOSE correctly. I would not want a President who has so little faith in the country that he keeps his money offshore.
ReplyDeletePay attention to how the 'chit chat' is organized by the main Republicans.
DeleteMitt says President Obama was born in HI - but, Trump continues the bullshit that he wasn't - then Gingrich comes out and plays w/his words about President Obama's birth - then Mitt makes a speech about 'someone' suggesting the Constitution should be changed to include something about 'small business' which was his main point! But, he also threw in 'something' about the age of the president as well as the birth place needing to be put in it too!
Don't we already have a required age for a new president as well as his needing to be a U.S. citizen? I think so! But, he slipped it in there just to continue the discord. And, then, of course, his staff denied he was saying anything concerning the 'birth' issue!
Mitt Romney manipulates his speech (constant liar too!) better than any candidate I've ever seen!
Can hardly wait to see him go down in flames in November. Trump will be a huge negative to him!
OBAMA/BIDEN 2012
Mitt prefers "Aircraft", "plane" is for the common folk.
DeleteMitt also says that the constitution should be changed regarding the criteria to be President, Not only should they be BORN in the USA, they should have at LEAST three years of Business Experience.
What a snob!
Oh Mitt, you make it WAY too easy… even Bush would have caught that.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, a tired Obama once misspoke and said we have 57 states, but that’s all the opposition has.
President Obama never said that. Stop spreading made-up Repub BS.
DeleteIt was at a campaign appearance in Beaverton, Oregon, on May 9, 2008. Obama said, "It is just wonderful to be back in Oregon. And over the last 15 months we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states; I think one left to go." His campaign said it was obviously a mistake. Nobody believed that he really thought there were 57 states.
DeleteThe right believed it...they still bring it up, and are assured by Hannity that he was talking about the 57 Muslim states in the world. I read one recently in fact.
DeleteA-merci-a!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah! Merci beaucoup for the joke, M. Rmoney!
Guess you are fondly remembering your glorious "missionary" days in France which helped you escape from being drafted into the military and sent to VietNam?
fromthediagonal
Yes, Rombot has flip flopped on many issues, dodged serving in the military, but he's a firm believer in the missionary position. It's the only position where he literally can't f*ck up.
DeleteEww pass the brain bleach, I just got an image.
Wow, it's like how many days to the election? The potential for hilarity from the mis-management of the Mitt train wreck appears limitless.
ReplyDeleteMitt is a man that thinks he can purchase people with ability and devotion. It's fake devotion, Mitt! Is that clear yet?
Remember, this is a man who called Donald Trump, "a good guy." Why because he can write big checks, Mitt? You do knwo there are many many strings attached to those checks, right? Like Donnie is sure he is smarter than a 5th grader, thus smarter than you, and thus, the PERFECT VP candidate. Plus he's white and never talks about God (because even Donnie knows God doesn't like greedy rich white guys very much.)
DeleteSomeone is headed for a ride in an airtight container on the roof of the campaign plane.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Rethugs say Home Schooling is the better way!! LOL
ReplyDeleteProof is in the Pudding: AMERCIA!!
Check these out! Hysterical.
ReplyDeletehttp://theobamadiary.com/2012/05/30/believe-in-amercia/
Thanks, don't know if it's possible to OD on the Obama Diary, It brings me joy!
DeleteLove this new ad - Short, sweet and to the point.
http://youtu.be/h8PgN87T0WE
"I like to be in A-mer-ci-a
ReplyDeleteOkay by Mitt in A-mer-ci-a
Everything free in A-mer-ci-a
For GOP in A-mer-CI-a!"
Brava! Very Clever!
DeleteThe jokes are rolling in.
ReplyDeletehttp://amerciaiswithmitt.tumblr.com
OMFG! too funny! All using his "App"!!! LOLOLOLOL!
DeleteThat is hilarious.
DeleteThey can try to clean up the app, but the damage is done.
SHCOOL X-ng. LOL!
Please pass this around, it needs to go VIRAL!
DeleteHow old is Bernie Quigley? Ted Cruz: The Sarah Palin phenomenon
ReplyDeleteIs Sarah Palin underrated, a Washington Post blogger asks?
Palin is one of the most important and influential figures in conservative politics today, and she has been from the beginning. She is virtually rebuilding conservatism in America. One of these days the babbling conservative blogosphere is bound to catch on. Or are their plaintive cries and whispers, echoing through the night like those of abandoned coyote pups, the last complaints we are likely to hear from the Eastern conservative establishment?
Would it be so very hard to put in Alaska and Hawaii on his logo?
ReplyDeleteHawaii isn't a state because BO was born there.
DeleteAlasak sent us S.Palin, so it doesn't count either (sorry Griff).
So Mitt Romney has a sappy new video out called The Promise of America. His basic message: that he will make America better by returning us to the nation we once were. He doesn't explain what that means, but if you look at this collage of every closeup shot in the video, one thing is clear: the America Mitt Romney sees is really, really white.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/05/30/1095905/-Mitt-Romney-s-better-America-sure-is-white-isn-t-it-
I bet Mitt's America is really really Mormon and really really male, and really really really rich as well, and all due to the pipedreams floating around where his brain should be.
DeleteI get so tired of how every four years Republicans want to return us to what "we once were." Republicans have never contributed to moving this country forward; they have only wanted to move back. Well, in the real world, you cannot move backwards, you must advance. And I for one want to advance with President Obama as the leader. There were too many decades, centuries in fact, when this country was not at its best. Do the Republicans want to go back to 1950 or even 1960, when states practiced overt or/or covert segregation? Do they want to go back to the early twentieth century when women could not vote? Do they want to go back to the nineteenth century when groups like the know-nothings and the kuKluxKlan raged against immigrants and anyone who wasn't white, English-speaking and Protestant? Do they want to go back further when native Americans were routinely cheated or starved out of their birthright? Just how far back does Mitt Romney and his Republican neanderthals want to go?
DeleteBeaglemom
And, how could I have forgotten - do the Republicans and Mitt Romney want to return to the good old days of slavery?
DeleteBeaglemom
Amercia? Isn't that the Country where old,rich white guys pay no taxes? You know,that Country where women and people of color are not allowed to vote,have no Rights,no education,no birth control? Isn't Amercia referred to as Heaven,or a Utopian Society by the O.R.W.Guys in their behind closed doors secret meetings?
ReplyDeleteAmercia--it's right next to East Korea and the Country of Africa. Sarah can see it from Piper's room, if she looks past the fence that TAAHHD put up.
ReplyDeleteI think that fence fell down in the last snowstorm. Tawd isn't much of a carpenter, which leads one to wonder just who built their silly mansion?
DeleteFence & compound expansion was built with 'CRAZY' glue & velco!!
DeleteWait - Wait -- I'm getting a message from the Home Planet..........
Sorry. I misspoke. It is her 'face' that's been reconstructed with 'CRAZY' glue!!
The Big Bad Wolf blew the fence down!
Mitt roMONEY Darwin Award nominee.
ReplyDeleteMinnesota man Darwin Award Finalist, still in hospital.
http://www.kare11.com/news/article/977757/391/Bomb-squad-called-after-firework-lodges-in-mans-chest
"ANOKA COUNTY, Minn. - A Linwood Township man is in critical condition after an unexploded firework back fired and tore open his chest.
The man was taken to Regions Hospital where St. Paul's bomb squad was called after it was discovered the live round was still in his chest cavity."
Anoka County? Linwood Township?? Michele Bachmann territory??? YES.
"He put two devices in a tube and then held it up above his chest, which the tube was pointed directly at his chest," said Sommer.
The mortar tube backfired and one of the fireworks blasted into his chest. "
There is a reason not to point things like guns and mortar tubes anywhere they should not be pointed.
There is a reason most sane states (ya know, the ones not yet controlled by the NRA and the militiamen) BAN fireworks of this caliber. Wonder if the guy has insurance, or if the good taxpayers of MN are footing the bills?
DeleteA-MER-cia, A-MER-cia! Dog shed his lite on thee!
ReplyDeleteAnd crown thy good with birtherhood from see to shining see...
Oh,I see song writing in your future!! Hahaha...(maybe tweak that to C4P to shining sea?).
DeleteROFL!!
DeleteIn Romney's world a la dog on car roof:
'Dog shed his poop on thee!'
Ok you too...here it is: Had to make into a tweet :)
DeleteA-MER-cia, A-MER-cia! Dog shed his poop on thee!
And crown thy good with birtherhood from see to shining see...
Amercia, America.
ReplyDeleteRomoney wouldn't notice or even care about the misspelling unless someone pointed it out to him.
Romoney is a pathological liar and a thief who will do and say anything to occupy the White House.
Unfortunately, there are far too many ignorant, racist bottom-feeders who absolutely hate President Obama because he is not white like them...he's not a real Amercican.
Obama 2012! America can and must do this.
9:11 Alaska doesn't want to be on his logo. The guy lies constantly about EVERYTHING. He's going down in November!
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump a big part of his campaign? Give me a friggin' break!
Oh, I get it now, Mitt. The pic is a metaphor illustrating your communications strategy.
ReplyDeleteEver notice that Mittens always seems to be intentionally trying to shoot himself in the foot?
Well, given his reputation for "Speak now; Think later.", isn't it a safe bet that if he fires a bullet in the direction of his mouth, there's gonna be a foot or two in there? See, Mitt is pretty smart after all, isn't he?
"Corporations are people, my friend."
not misspelled
ReplyDeletefreudian slip
america is a cia mind control experiment
Willard hates America so much he can't even spell it right!
ReplyDeleteThis goes right along with that photo of his kids holding letters that spelled RMONEY. That's what a good home schooling will do for you, although I'd have thought Mitt might have been required to take spelling at Cranbrook. Or did the Governor's kid get to take only what he wanted to?
ReplyDeleteSally, that was photoshopped to look that way, much as I wish it hadn't been.
DeleteThing is Americans, it's looking pretty good for Romney right now. The racist hate for Obama is so strong that even a goofy mormon like Romney is a threat. So why not just join their club and let them take your country back to what Bush2 started. You really have to hit rock bottom first before the people will wake up, fight back, and chop their evil greedy fucking heads off. At the moment the majority in your country are still religious bigots and racists anyway. Romney just fits!
ReplyDeleteluv from Canada.
I would love to move to Canada, but I am old and retired and I am sure they would not want me to be a drain on a system I never participated in. I just want Canada to stay strong and not be bullied by the thugs and hypocrits to the south. At the least, then I know there are sane people somewhere, even if I can't be with them.
DeleteActaully 10:24 AM, we are not mostly religious bigots and racists. Most of us 99% are too damned tired of working for shit to have any energy fighting any more. That was the whole design by the uber wealthy and their political tools, beat the shit out of most of the population forcing them to do anything to get by. Dumb down their education, pump up their tax bill, send their kids off to war, PROFIT!
DeleteMost my fellow Americans are hard working, spiritual people who are not basing their judgement of someone else based on the color of their skin. The very vocal MINORITY do this and the media gives them the bully pulpit all the time (Faux News which you guys so stupidly let into your own country).
Canada, sorry to burst your bubble but Romney is a mormon which christians with a "Big" "C" call a cult.
DeleteDog lovers won't vote for him.
LBG Community won't vote for him.
I don't think he's doing that great.
Anon @ 12:44
Very well said!
I see the spiteful, passive-aggressive, "luv from Canada" troll is back. Oh, goody.
DeleteWow. You may have set a new record for inaccuracies in one paragraph. I know that all Canadians are not as ignorant as you, but you aren't making your country look good.
ReplyDeleteOn election night; 2008, my in laws were so devastated that Obama had won. Being evangelical Christians, today they are devastated that Willard has won the GOP nomination. They consider Mormons as heretics of the Christian faith.
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or not, they are still hoping that something miraculous will happen at the GOP convention.
A hurricane might be nice...
DeleteMiraculous? like a Palin jumping in?
DeleteI agree with 12:45 a hurricane, splendid! ( at the RNC and the building that will be housing Sarah Palin only) selectively missing all the poor libs that live in FL.
Actually they are not the only one... a very young SAHM Conservative posted on FB today that people should not be fooled because Romney will be overthrown at the convention...I know her, cut as a button but started off supporting Cain, then Newt...now convinced that ROmeny will NOT be the nominee...husband works mediocre job, they struggle...jeesh what doesn't she get???
DeleteBoy are they between a rock and a hard place.
DeleteVoting for the Mormon or the Black guy.
Have you pointed out Obama is half white and a Baptist?
That's what happens when you outsource your PR to China.
ReplyDeleteAmercia - That's the name of his new hedge fund company. He's lining up America's assets to sell off when he is elected POTUS. And he would too!
ReplyDeleteThe biggest story of the century will be the exposure of the cover-up of all the Palins lies, crimes, and misdemeanors by the McCain people. It will be akin to Watergate when the story is broken/ Todd's prostitution ring, their abuse of govt authority, babygate, dairy gate, and all the other gates to corruption that the Palins have done. It will be a great relief to the American people just to have the truth out there.
ReplyDeleteRead the blog of Malia (can access on the left via IM's Blog) regarding 'pimp' Todd and all the commentary. God, is it interesting. There appears to be waaaaay more out there concerning the Palins and Heaths - like jail stuff. I so hope they are all eventually brought down!!!
DeleteSarah and Todd are obviously one corrupt couple.
Uh, what's the purpose of this smart phone application?
ReplyDeleteIs it a reverse bullshit detector?
Amercia - sounds like one of those made up medical names or a corporate logo of some sort.
ReplyDeleteThe photos on the link are priceless, he DID say he wasn't a big game hunter, but enjoyed hunting varmints, but that's not "hunting", it's cheating holding the gun directly at one, point blank isn't sport. It's creepy and only an idiot would "joke" with a weapon in that manner.
And I thought the Shrub years were crazy!
Maybe he meant varmitts?