While sporting obviously fake breasts Sarah Palin makes "augmentation" joke belittling pollsters, because, as we know, Palin's brain is where irony goes to die.

I have a confession to make.  I did NOT listen to Palin's entire Right Online speech from the other day, because...well because I fucking didn't want to, and I felt I deserved a break from that caterwauling lunatic.

Anyhow since I didn't listen to the whole thing I missed a couple of things, most of which were just the usual Obama bashing, screeds against the mainstream media, and attempts to deify the memory of Andrew Breitbart. Yuck!

But I also missed this courtesy of Mediaite.

The speech was, at its core, an homage to online conservative commentators and journalists who propel movements like the Tea Party movement, with many references to the work of Andrew Breitbart and talk about how the old media was sinking. To give one example, Palin talked about inflated approval rating polls in a way only Palin could really get away with. “In Washington, like in Vegas, they talk about polls– there are a lot of poles in Vegas,” she joked. “The White House likes to cite polls, in recent news, because the figures involved in those polls are usually augmented, too.”

Yep you read that right.  Palin made a joke about the phony augmentation of one's body, and she said it while looking like this.

Remember yesterday, when I posted that Palin has a number of "gives" which illustrate when she is lying or misrepresenting herself? Yeah, well this is another one.

Talking about being fake, as if by doing so it inoculates you from having other people talk about YOU in a similar fashion, despite the fact that you may be the biggest fake of all!

And that is what? All together now gang. An EPIC FAIL!

P.S. Here again is the entire speech.  The augmentation remarks start about fifteen minutes in.

Update: This may be rubbing salt in the wound, but over at the Sea O'Pee they have had a post up bout this speech much of the day discussing what a huge draw she is. The thing is it only has about 11 comments as of this post.

"Only eleven comments, how can that be?"

I guess those huge fake breasts did not have the effect she was hoping for, hmmm?