I don’t mean to be an ungrateful guest, but you know you’re not at the hottest party of the year in LA if the star attractions are Sarah Palin and a monkey.
The former GOP vice presidential candidate was on hand to sport a killer tan and to support her husband, Todd, who’s in a new NBC reality series called “Stars Earn Stripes.” I didn’t go to the discussion at the Television Critics Association, but from the title, it sounds like something Lindsay Lohan would be perfect for.
Clearly, NBC dug deep into its change purse to fund this little soiree.
I think my favorite part of this is that the writer goes on to describe the career of the monkey as if THAT were the only star of any note to have shown up to this party.
Palin on the other hand, is barely mentioned. In fact everything this gentleman had to say about her is contained in what I posted above.
This reporter was also severely underwhelmed:
There was a time when the network would routinely host a “Night of 100 Stars” party with all of its primetime talent turning out for a pre-season fete. Nowadays, one capuchin monkey alternately kissing and hitting critics on the head plus one former vice presidential nominee who could see Russia from her porch pass for star wattage.
Gee it almost seems that Todd's reality show would have been better served if the Distasta from Alaska had NOT shown up. Or if he had brought a monkey instead.
There were a couple of pictures taken of Palin that showed her at her trashy best, with the "Belmont girls" strapped to her chest, her wig stapled securely to her head, and the ensemble topped off with Hollywood starlet style sunglasses for effect.
However if Palin was trying to prove to the world that she had cleavage, she probably should know that a flat sunburned sternum, with carefully covered water balloons as bookends, does NOT convince people that you are busty. In fact quite the opposite. (Update: Okay I may have been too quick to determine that those are the Belmont girls. In this picture there appears to actually be, sort of odd looking, cleavage. I am still not completely sure, but if some of you women want to weigh in perhaps it can be cleared up. Honestly I would be surprised if she had a boob job.)
Just another day in the Palin family circus. And this one even featured a monkey. A MUCH more interesting monkey.
Where's the star of David pendant which she used to prop out on her neck.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's displayed when she needs to pretend she's so pro-Israel.
Snork.
Her: it's just another prop. Meaning, she's only pro-Israel if she can do enough to muck it up in the Middle East, maybe she will get her fantasy rapture.
Sarah is more as the anti-christ than anything Christ like. Though again, I don't believe in her fairy tales.
Bet $carah wouldn't be so pro-Israeli if she heard their gun control laws. My NPR radio station had a great comparative of gun laws in Japan and Israel last night.
Deletestupid $carah
some people use spray paint to create abs of steel - Sarah used spray paint to create fake cleavage
Deletesame old phony
I just read my New York Times. They gave her a positive write up. She invited the people guests to Alaska to grill some salmon. It also said she DEFENDED Bristol's show. I guess she hasn't seen last night's episode.
ReplyDeleteHow can that be positive if she is defending child abuse show?
DeleteThe Belmont girls have officially become "bolt ons"...
ReplyDeletehttp://twitter.com/TVGMDebra/status/22799535486
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ROFLMAO!!!
DeleteOh, my God. What in hell's name was she thinking?
DeleteAs someone who USED to have fake boobs, those do indeed look like a boob job, and not a padded bra. I'd have to see her in person to know for sure, but I am usually 99.9% accurate at knowing which boobs are fake and which aren't. All woman who have had boob jobs can spot augmented breasts.
DeleteSorry, I must offer another opinion, Anon @ 7:32 AM.
DeleteThat so-called cleavage Gryphen thought he might see in the linked photo is Wonderbra uplift effect.
NO ONE has cleavage just under their collarbone unless the boobs are pushed up there by about an inch-and-a-half of under-boob bra foam. The cantilever effect of a good Wonderbra is amazing.
I smirked a little when I read the caption under that picture. Seems Palin isn't used to LA weather this time of year. She looked distinctly more humid and limp than she did in the picture at the top of this page.
Sorry Kajo, but that weird cleavage starting under the clavicle in that picture is how it looks when you get fake boobs. Google breast implants and you will see. This is why - The plastic surgeon makes the pocket for the implant larger than the implant. This is to minimize the scar tissue forming around the implant and to minimize "capsular contraction" which is when the scar tissue squeezes and distorts the implant. After getting implants, women are instructed to massage the implant - squeezing it up and down and side to side in the pocket so it does not form as much scar tissue. I know when I used to massage my breasts/implants, I could squeeze them all the way up to my damn clavicle. It looked weird! When I wore a Wonderbra when I first got my implants, I would get that same "up too high" look.
DeleteOne thing to remember about implants. You will just get a larger version of your natural breast shape. If they were far apart and to the side pre boob job, they will just be bigger and far apart post boob job. Sarah may have big fake boobs, but she will never have cleavage. I have cleavage now that my implants are gone. Never had it while I had implants.
I guess the proof will be in "the pudding" -- next time the chameleon shows up flat as a pancake...
DeleteI have to wonder again, though, about those weird breasts she was sporting at the CPAC speech when she wore the red satin blouse. Those boobs were all over the place, pointing in two different directions like Marty Feldman's eyes, and at two different heights on her chest. That was 5 months ago. Time enough, I guess, to decide on implants, and heal up from them...
We'll see.
Let me set the scene....
DeleteBaldy and the Toad arriving back at their hotel...Baldy is HIGH as a kite! So excited that the "librul" media was all up in her mug, asking her questions...taking her picture...SHE'S a STAR!
Ole Baldy starts removing her wig...she's left with tufts of hair clipped together by a barrette. Then she removes her Hollywood sunglasses that she wore even when it was dark! And her wonky eye is whizzing all over the place (ala Mad Eye Moody style)...then she wipes off the heavy coating of lipstick which reveals a honking Herpes lip outbreak(the stress will do it to you every time Baldy!)...and finally she takes off the shit colored wrapped dress and out falls the two coconuts that were planted on her bony chest!
Baldy screams out to the Toad....
"TAWWDD...pick those things up and fix me one of dem penis colada or whatever it's called!"
The Toad scurries into the room, grabs the coconuts and scurries back out of the room.
Then Baldy reaches for her IPad to see all her wonderful press and pictures....
*Wait....what's that noise? Ssssshhhh...do y'all hear that?? Be quiet Krusty....yeah, yeah Tripp said "fasnizzle"...he learned that listening to Snoop Dog all day. No...I'm talking about....that....WHAT IS THAT NOISE????*
Apparently after Baldy saw that she was upstaged by a monkey....a monkey that smokes cigarettes no less...some kind of banshee scream was heard entering space and reports were heard from San Jose, CA all the way to Dover, Maryland!
Yeah Baldy....you are as popular as a MONKEY named Crystal....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*GASP*....inhaler...where's my inhaler...WHEEZE....
Oh heavens....that was a close one y'all!
FYI...Beefy's show is ON Demand...I will be watching and reporting back!
http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/07/25/
ReplyDeletesarah-palin-turns-heads-at-nbc-party-in-beverly-hills/
“Todd’s hard-core,” she said. “He’s a commercial fisherman. He’s a world champion snow-machine racer. He’s got all this physicality.”
Not in all areas from what we hear!!
PHYSICALITY??? WTF is that?
DeleteHard core? What, is he into porn too? And golly, Sarah, who's watching your precious brood while you;re in Hollywood this time? Not Toad. I guess you trust your young children to be under the care of those priceless Hollywood stars, the Daughters of Palin? Better check their language skills when you get home. After the convention, I'm sure. Can't be botehred with Alaska when there are photographers down south.
DeleteMy comment there at "Media Decoder", one of only six so far:
DeleteThat Sarah Palin "physicality" is courtesy of a great Wonderbra, a spray tan, a streaked wig, and laser lipo treatments.
That's why her SarahPAC first quarter 2012 report documents $61,215.70 being spent on non-postmaster "postage" expenses.
http://query.nictusa.com/cgi-bin/dcdev/forms/C00458588/774728/sb/ALL
Physicallity is a term coined originally by ESPN. She's trying to impress them to give her a sideline microphone so she can interview players during a game. She may still want another sports gig - so many men, so little lubricant left to give
DeleteHere's another interview....
Delete"Day 4 at the Television Critics Association tour. Network: NBC.
SARAH-NITY NOW: I shook hands and chatted with Sarah Palin tonight. The TCA tour moves in mysterious ways.
Palin was on hand at the NBC party because her husband Todd is participating in the show Stars Earn Stripes, which also will air on Global in Canada. I knew Todd was at the shindig, because he had participated in a panel previously. But when ace reporters Scott Pierce and Jolie Lash both whispered in my ear that Sarah had entered the fray, I went on the hunt.
I had my phone in my hand when I realized I was walking directly behind Sarah Palin. When I stopped to put my phone in my pocket and dig out my digital recorder, that was long enough for a security guard to move toward me and say, “Not behind, please, not behind.”
So I walked around front and patiently waited my turn to try to talk to her, not sure if it would happen.
As I watched, a woman approached Palin and in the course of their conversation, the woman touched Palin on the arm. The security guard moved in and said, “No touching, no touching.” I immediately thought of George Bluth at the prison in Arrested Development.
Eventually my chance came to duck in to speak with Sarah and Todd. I introduced myself and shook Todd’s hand. Then as I turned to Sarah, I thought, ‘Uh-oh, do I shake her hand? What about the no-touching thing?’ Luckily, Sarah graciously extended her own hand and we shook on it.
I asked Sarah if she ever knew her family had so much star power.
“I’m very, very proud,” Sarah said. “It’s such a good show that Todd’s a participant in, because it’s such a worthy cause, to shed a light on what the military’s all about and how important it is. It’s a great opportunity to support a great cause.”
I suggested Sarah couldn’t possibly have predicted all the places that her kids and her husband have gone.
“God has absolutely blessed us with wonderful opportunities,” Sarah said. “One of our mottos is to live life vibrantly and that is what we’re doing in participating in different forms and formats that have been presented us.
“We’re very thankful for the opportunities, especially this one in particular, though, Stars Earn Stripes. It’s an amazing show and I think it’s going to just blow people away when they see the physicality, the mental challenges that were put together in this competition. Again, it’s such a great cause.”
But you knew all along Todd was this tough, right?
“Yeah,” Sarah said with a smile. “Todd and I have been together for 32 years and I knew he could handle it and do well.”
More....http://blogs.canoe.ca/rabbitears/television/my-chat-with-sarah-palin-and-similarities-to-george-bluth-not-bush-tca-day-4/#.UA-Ambsyx_o.twitter
Sarah is named as one of only two "star attractions" along with a monkey (!) and the monkey's claim to stardom is the only one worth writing about!
ReplyDeleteHow perfect is that?
We knew this day would come, and it has arrived. Woot!
Sarah is starting to look like she can star in "Planet of the Apes" without any additional makeup needed.
ReplyDeleteHer pictures are chimply amazing.
Perfect! You're absolutely right! I knew I had seen her in a movie!
DeleteSarah looks like an alien with the sunglasses just as she did when she made all the ugly faces on the motorcycle. It's from all the surgery she's had done.
DeleteHer boobs are fake weather it's belmonts or implants~
That picture of Sarah on the right is ok but who is the escaped mental patient on the left?
DeleteHahahaha! Yes, she looks just like one of the apes! So it was an ape and a monkey at the pool-side party.
Delete*Alicat
Sarah will not be invited to speak at the Republican Convention. She has chosen the celebrity route instead. She also diminishes anything that she will be saying on Fox or any of her political endorsements. I hope this means that we're ticking down to Sarah's last 15 minutes.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like she is trying for the Tampa strippers part of the convention. I think she will be a success at the club. They may even listen to a speech or two.
DeleteThe celebrity route is all she ever aspired to follow. The faux politician routine is just a way to achieve that. She is superlatively shallow, vacuous, and vain.
DeleteYeah. When Levi was in her house in the without his toothbrush days she wanted out of the faux politician routine and to make better money faster.
DeleteCelebrity is right! Here's the Hollywood Reporter's story....
Delete"6:50 p.m.: A sunglasses-clad Sarah Palin sequesters herself from a fevered group of reporters to have a quick bite from NBC's turkey bar. Palin -- along with her curve-hugging dress and un-presidential shoes -- is proving the biggest headline maker at the party. (Crystal the Monkey is a close second.)"
Link...http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/tca-nbc-sarah-palin-nene-leakes-hangover-crystal-monkey-353921
Sarah -- keepin' it real.
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/JimHalterman/status/
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Jim Halterman @JimHalterman
“@Clairetastic: Sarah Palin is here! So much makeup & looks like she hasn't eaten in months! Fake tanner http://instagr.am/p/NfFhHRy65c/ ” FOR REAL!
9h Suzy Dyer @SuzyDyer_Paley
@JimHalterman @Clairetastic does she look like snooker on crack?
8h Claire Gendel @Clairetastic
@SuzyDyer_Paley @jimhalterman YES!! Like total RockStar version of herself but like Orange County style. Very weird.
8h Suzy Dyer @SuzyDyer_Paley
@Clairetastic @JimHalterman it's so ugly behind the orange curtain.
Weird. For her stature, she looks like she's at a healthy weight. This is a tiny woman.
Delete"Weird." LOL, gave yourself away at the first word trollette.
Deleteweird is right. She looks like an overly tanned mannequin. This look does NOT suit her. She's one of those unfortunate people who looks dirty when they tan.
Delete6:50, you've drunk the kool-aid. Or, possibly, kook-aid.
Deleteshe looked sick. I was there. Her weight is not normal. I met her personally in 2008 and she looked totally different. She looks unhealthy now. This isn't a judgement. This is a fact.
DeleteSpray -on tan fake cleavage.
DeleteShe looks dirty because whoever is working on her doesn't know what they are doing. She is in Beverly Hills where she has access to the best. If she walked in to a place looking that bad in her natural state, they would be able to make her look good. She is just cheap and goes to the wrong people to get work done.
DeleteGood. Lord.
ReplyDeleteThere are no words.
Q - What do you get when you cross a Palin with a monkey? A - A retarded monkey!!
ReplyDeleteRabid monkey?
DeleteG, those weren't the belmont girls, I'm afraid, she has had a boob job!
ReplyDeleteShe was "showing" it off. But ya, the sunburned sternum "rilly" set off her new rack...NOT!
She is a old hag with "Bolt-ons". Really tacky and Hilbillish!
I wish the monkey would sat on that rat's nest of her head.
Yes I saw another picture that seemed to show some bizarre looking cleavage.
DeleteI am still not totally sure, but if Palin DID have a boob job it is a truly horrible one.
the cleavage? it looks like two plastic cereal bowls positioned too far apart with precancerous skin stretched over them...
DeleteSpray Tan, Inflated Chest, Streaked Wig, are there any real body parts? Sarah Palin is a messy looking Granny Grifter.
ReplyDeleteAt least she has nice, natural hair. And her chest looks real. No bra, but I can't comment on that because it's been 13 years since I've worn a bra.
Deleteyou're deranged.
DeleteThat hair may be real, but it sure isn't her natural hair. It probably used to belong to a woman in India. That's where most of the human hair for wigs originate from. Her chest looks like a boob job. I can spot a fake pair, and those do not look padded or natural.
DeleteFACT; the hair is not real. It's a wig. The breasts are not real.
DeleteI have no idea what they are- implants, water bra, etc, but they are fake.
Not that there is anything wrong with it :)
Natural hair...hahahaha You need to get out of the house more often!!!
DeleteHer chest looks real, yea REAL FAKE!
DeleteKristy ka-cuckoo is back at work. Yawn.
DeleteYes, Sarah does always have a visual 'chest' problem. And Gryphen's explanation of it is right on. Why isn't there cleavage? Because whatever two bumps that are lower down (like oranges in a sock) don't cut it. Either she is already sagging, and doesn't know how to shorten the extended straps on a bra (to pull boobs up), or she doesn't know how otherworldly it looks.
ReplyDeleteIf these are fakes, why have them sagging to low? Fake low big breasts without cleavage and a flat bony chest - and a monkey thrown in the mix; throw a few bananas down Todd's pants and it would might liven things up.
Wonder if 2 Tone Toddy has has enhancement also too?
DeleteI have no doubt Todd has work done.
DeleteIn the photo linked below, you can see that she made the classic mistake of choosing a too-large size for her breast implants - they start just below her clavicle, , and her nipple is in the wrong place. Just, wow.
ReplyDeletehttp://twitter.com/TVGMDebra/status/22799535486
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I guess rednecks do foolish things when they are rolling in money..this is proof!
DeleteThat's disgusting. Pinhead, bulky boobs, emaciated body. That's not nice.
DeleteThey sit high on the chest for a bit after surgery. She should let them settle down before showing them off.
DeleteThe implants haven't "fluffed" and settled yet. Hence the slope of the breast is near her clavicle.
DeleteDid she thank SarahPAC for the new boobs and plastic surgery? They do realize that's where their money is going right?
DeleteWow. The photo provided by Anon 6:38
Deletejust proves that they are indeed a boob job. A WAY TOO BIG for her frame boob job.
My goodness, they are bigger than mine & I have always been stacked & right now I'm a bit overweight.
I just tried it and the Palin mafia must have gotten it pulled. There's that trademark stuff at work?
DeleteImplants not strap on.
ReplyDeleteThose aren't implants, those are some weird looking bags of fluff stuffed into a bra, with straps not tightened up.
DeleteSarah doesn't get it that she's just too old for a boob job and that skinny body. That was for 20 years ago, girlfriend. You are waaaay past that sell-by date.
ReplyDeleteShe may be past her own sell-by date, but it has nothing to do with her age or body size. A woman her age has every right to feel and look as beautiful as she wants, and it isn't up to men to decide a woman's worth. Got news for you, everything isn't done for men. She isn't 20, and it doesn't appear as though she is trying to look 20, she is trying to look good. Look at her with Bristol and Willow, Sarah does not look like she is competing with them. She looks her age, and wants to look better, but some day she'll go too far and end up looking like a Real Housewife.
DeleteI think sarah's had a boob job.
ReplyDeleteThe chipmunk cheeks look enhanced or should I say -- retooled!!!
ReplyDeleteBAD BOOB JOB Sarah..bad bad bad!!!
ReplyDeleteCan we finally place this also-ran in the dustbin of has-beens who never were?
ReplyDeleteWhy is her boob job hanging like an old ladys..aren't boob job supposed to be perky like the Housewives of OC. And she looks like an OLD Alvira..
ReplyDeletehttp://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://thumb5.webshots.net/t/53/553/8/86/75/2186886750054646125zcGLGq_th.jpg&imgrefurl=http://entertainment.webshots.com/album/554668264xRJvMn&h=100&w=84&sz=3&tbnid=1FKLPnMZYUdMMM:&tbnh=85&tbnw=72&zoom=1&usg=__-_XEUCzwrmMlFbpR1k7YcWICjqA=&docid=9gBwaUElv-15oM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=EQQQUOuCD8qliQKQhIEo&ved=0CGkQ9QEwAg&dur=1549
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Deletewww.tiny.url is your friend.
DeleteIt wouldn't work!! Sorry
DeleteIf the white-ish area near plunging neckline of her dress really IS supposed expose the top roundness of her breast (cleavage).......then the BOTTOM of said boob show thata is is one ginormous boob!
DeleteIt looks like the size of a volley ball (a squishy one) and girls that size would surely be "hangers" when unleashed from support garments.
That's right, Gryphen, you just go ahead and mock The Screechy Wretch(tm) for her stupidity, her greed, her rapidly aging appearance, her hateful, divisive rhetoric, but I got some bad news for you, buddy boy! I just got word of the official rumor that she IS speaking at the GOP convention in August and there isn't a damn thing you or your little librul Bolshevik blog buddies can do about it!
ReplyDeleteOk, maybe she isn't going to be speaking from the coveted Ronald Reagan Podium in the main hall of the Tampa Citrus International Convention Center but that's all right. The important thing is that she's going to be picked up at her strip-mall pizza shop "Lower 48 Screechy Central Office Complex" by limousine in accordance with her contract. (Unfortunately, due to an understandable limo shortage in Tampa that week, it won't be the late model stretch Coupe de Ville she prefers but it's still a very impressive dark gray Cadillac hearse which I think is just as nice except that passengers in the back have to either squat or ride, as they say in the funeral trade, 'horizontally'.)
If you're familiar with the Convention Center you know that just north of the loading dock there is a long corridor leading to rooms used for short term event storage and one of those, The Fountainbleau Room, will be the site of her speech. It's a nice size, about 20 x 20, and will easily hold a hundred Pbots as long as they're packed in there pretty tight. (The French call it 'frottage'... Look it up)
Of course, there is a small problem. Over the long and very hot July Fourth weekend, a materials handling misstep occurred and an unrefrigerated 55 gallon drum of industrial egg salad was left in the room. Yeah.
When the damn thing exploded on Sunday night, the blast forced... 'material' deep into the pores of the concrete. The smell is indescribable. They've tried every soap, cleaner, disinfectant, deodorizer and acid they can think of. Nothing works. Most unprotected people walking by the room succumb to projectile vomiting, temporary blindness, loss of consciousness and disturbing auditory and visual hallucinations. Hopefully it will be better by the time Screechy and her admirers show up.
So, if you thought the Queen of Amercia was going to come to Tampa and just sit on the sidelines and shut up, you thought completely wrong!
Run, Screechy, Run!!!
It's God's plan Beldar. Thank you for this information.
DeleteLook everybody. The barely coherent Wasillabilly is trying to make everyone think she's one of those "Tiny Hollywood Starlets".
ReplyDeleteI have to say this with apologies to a couple of amazing Drag Queens I know and love---- But Palin is looking like a man, baby! She is looking harder and faker every day.
Lindsay Lohan comes to mind.
Delete"Todd and I are still together." "These aren't rilly my own shoes." Always lying--just can't stop, can she.
ReplyDeleteLOL. There were TONS of A listers there and Sarah and a monkey (albeit cute) were the only ones who drew huge groups. Personally, I wouldve been all over Dean Cain. She looks good though, happy. It's been a busy year for them. A lot happens when the camera doesn't roll, which is rare. Just think, Lifetime was only around for a total of 4 weeks this year, part of Feb and May. I'm sure Bristol's greatly enthused to finally be rid of the camera.
ReplyDeleteI imagine it's a little demeaning to be the one assigned to write comments on this blog. I mean, if Sarah really liked you, she would give you a better job.
DeleteWonder how many were laughing and joking about the boobs, wig and stupid sunglasses..at least we all know she's not serious about her political career anymore..IT"S DONE!
DeleteOh just shut up. Sarah will always draw groups but it will just be gawkers at a freak show.
DeleteBWAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!
DeleteEpic fail, troll.
Now tell me this . . . How do you know that the monkey is happy?
DeleteI mean they've dressed it up in a streaked wig and a dress and shaved off all of its facial and body hair and put implants in its cheeks and chest . . . Oh. Wait a minute. . . . .
Never mind.
I would have looked too. I would have been thinking "what the hell?"
DeleteShe doesn't look good. I was there. And there were VERY few A listers there.
DeleteAnd no one thought of her as happy. She acted very nervous. Extremely.
Just like the people who came to see the monkey..clowns in the circus, moneys at the zoo, 2 headed women at the freak show!
DeleteWho were the A-listers? And who decided who made it onto the A-list?
DeleteShe acted very nervous.
Delete___________________________
She has a red bull vodka, diet pills, maybe still on the meth thing going on.
The majority snickered from afar. Some came near Sarah to see if she was alive. Others, out of pity, were kind to the bizarre, squirming spectacle in an attempt to make her feel like she belonged.
DeleteAll came to the immediate conclusion Sarah has a fat face and needs to lose weight.
Bristol and Sarah's latest photos look like they both have eating disorders. Has Willow and Piper gotten skinny also???
ReplyDeleteThe whole damn family has gone HOLLYWOOD..problem is they ain't going to make it there either...the WannaBe Family, that's all they will ever be!
ReplyDeleteCUTE MONKEY.
ReplyDeleteGreat ad by Obama SuperPAC Priorities USA Action:
ReplyDelete"Romney's Gold"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NkGSoZj5zwo
I need eye bleach, and I'm going to have nightmares tonight. One of my teen kids asked if that was an "all over" tan. I think I'm going to be sick now.
ReplyDeleteHer hands and wrists are a dead giveaway to the fake tan. Also the white line along her blouse.
ReplyDeleteHer hands and wrists have no pigment to tan. She could stay in the sun or in a tanning bed until the mahogany stage and they'd still be white. Ditto for the spots on her chest, which can be covered with makeup. But the hands ...
DeleteThe dress fits for a change. I think it is alright to dress up going for sexy but Palin crossed to tacky with the wig, nylon dress and drastic skin color.
ReplyDeleteI am not opposed to skin products, dermatology or surgical correction of physical defects. I am opposed to destroying natural good lucks having a surgeon carve your face or body into a Barbie ideal while wasting your mind and eating spray can icing with your ass on the sofa whining.
What annoys me about the Palin...bitches...is how they minimize, degrade, insult those who self improve by personal effort, hard work who deserve recognition. Their entitlement is their achilles heel.
If it is a tanning bed, I could have had a dear friend tell her the evils of such vanity, but he died fifteen years ago from excruciating melanoma.
DeleteSarah: life's not worth the price you're paying to pretend to be in the bigtime. Go home, take care of your children and parents, and let well enough along.
Looks like she went to the same nip tuck surgeon who gave Bristol her fish lips and chipmunk cheeks
ReplyDeleteAngry monkey on the phone with its manager:
ReplyDelete"God damn it, Morry, you TOLD me the sign was gonna read: "Starring Sparky, The Monkey" and THEN "The Screechy Wretch(tm)"!! Since when does a washed-up irrelevant politician/celebrity wannabe get higher billing than me? I'M SPARKY, THE MONKEY, GOD DAMN IT!!!
She should learn to be an organ grinder and team up with the monkey. I'm sure Toad's organ has been ground down to a nub.
ReplyDeleteWow. This IS getting ugly. Sarah: a few tips-- don't choose a dress so close to the same hue and value as your way overdone fake tan. It's bizarre looking. Fake tanning in a couple of shades darker than your natural skin tone might be flattering. You look like someone deep fried you. Gross. Plastic surgery is very easy to overdo. That ship sailed. Maybe it would be a good time to stop.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like they spray painted a triangle onto her chest to make it look like cleavage. They did that in the community theater where we did shows a few years back. So fake, like everything about her.
ReplyDeleteexactly - that was my first thought - painted cleavage because she has none
DeleteWig looks like it's slipped back. The dark colour shows at the front before the highlights start.
ReplyDeleteThose cheap wigs do shrink!!
Sarah Palin starting to look like she had too much plastic surgery. She looks plastic.
ReplyDeleteDidnt y'all see Hangover 2? Crystal is a better actress than Salma Hayek, and she knows how to light and smoke a cigarette , and deal drugs ;). She is way more entertaining on screen than any old skanky Palin.. Crystal was obviously raised better than little foul mouthed Tripp
ReplyDeleteOne trick to look like you have cleavage is to use make up in the chest area. Is that discoloration in Palin's chest area suppose to make it look like she has cleavage?
ReplyDeleteLOL Sarah Palin wants to get dark like her man President Obama.
ReplyDeleteNo Sarah! President Obama will not leave Michelle for you because you are trying to look like darker.
Even with the new boobs, tan and sunglasses she rated second billing to a monkey!
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin, the brand, really is so over.
Hummmmm...looks like $arah is trying to look like her stripper look-alike so the GOP will be confused on whether it's the real $arah on stage or the look-alike. ;-)
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha!! OMG she went for the biggest size in the catalog! ROFLMAO!!
ReplyDelete"In this picture there appears to actually be, sort of odd looking, cleavage"
ReplyDeleteThey do look odd? They weren't there before?
You can see that there is no meat under her exposed chest skin and that bulge where her breast are suppose to be goes up to high.
Bristol got a bad chin job and Sarah got a bad boob job.
That's the Sarah Palin Curse at work!
Why all of a sudden Sarah Palin wears a low cut blouse showing cleavage? When she wore something low before she had no cleavage and now she does?
ReplyDeleteWhat's in the Wasilla drinking water?
Why does Sarah Palin's new cleavage goes almost up to her shoulder blades?
ReplyDeleteThat's not normal?
https://twitter.com/TVGMDebra/status/227995354862338048/photo/1/large
She looks like an aging, damaged porn star.
DeleteSarah Palin is too old for her chest to go up that high. She had something done. Normally her chest looks like two flat pancakes.
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I bet Sarah thought she would get some more swag...
http://www.eonline.com/news/170433/sarah-palin-s-swaggate-the-sequel
Will Sarah crash the RNC in Tampa as well?
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RNC in Tampa! I hope so. She is in the down cycle and no matter what God has planned for her it will still be in that direction. Whatever inappropriate, tacky outfit she wares will be just fine. A word salad screech will work. It is all God's plan and she can't turn back now.
DeleteThey must have pulled the blog because it turned out they couldn't vet it. Too bad we couldn't do the same with Sara
DeleteHa Ha Ha does Sarah Palin think this new chest implant will get her a speaking role at the GOP convention or a vp nomination?
ReplyDeleteI do not think Sarah Palin had any kind of breast surgery. No surgeon, not even a Palin surgeon, would have one's breasts starting that far down one's chest and hanging to within inches of one's waist. I think it's padding and it starts (and slips) way too far down Sarah Palin's bony chest.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she had breast implants either for the same reason. The bra has lumpy stuff at the bottom and it looks as though she stuffed something in the sides as well to create the illusion of cleavage. It's just bizarre.
DeleteDid Sarah thank SarahPAC and her donors for the new boobs?
ReplyDeleteDon't you know postage when you see it!
DeleteMaybe Sarah Palin thinks that Todd will stop going after prostitutes since Sarah got implants?
ReplyDeleteFunny but she looks more like Shailey Tripp now. I think Todd has a type. He may be giving her or Willow pointers on the look he likes.
DeleteDon't be surprised if Bristol "Mini Me Sarah" appears with a tan and chest implant too.
ReplyDeleteWhy does anyone still care what this washed-up wannabe has to say? Then again, this is Hollywood. Next stop, melanoma.
ReplyDeleteA push-up, heavily padded bra can result in the breasts' fullness starting just below the collarbone, as shown in the photo of Sarah. BUT this requires a certain fullness of the breast itself...and Sarah lacks this fullness, as we have seen in other photos (notably the tshirt pic from Hawaii), no doubt due to her dieting, breakdown of tissue with age and gravity, and loss of collagen due to the hormonal changes of menopause. Without the natural mass to push up with a bra, there's really only one way to achieve what's shown - and that is breast implants, perhaps with some swelling which has not quite receded. No question about it. Oh, and for the record, a more skillful surgeon could have achieved a better result.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin looks like an over done plastic surgery freak.
ReplyDeleteand fast forward 20 years - $carah, meet your future:
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(minus the cash)
Yes sir, nothing says presidential gravitas like huge breasts, plunging necklines, fake tans and visible nipples..... the bots must be foaming this morning
ReplyDeleteAs a valued member on the bot sites, I always encourage this type of ¨gravitas¨ from Sarah.
DeleteI am not alone.
The bitch believes us!
Schadenfreude!
I honestly see Sarah going all Nancy Sinatra, and doing a spread for Playboy in a few years.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it will be the May issue and they will make it a Mother/Daughter thing.
Neither are Playboy material.
DeleteMaybe Hustler.
More postage expenses, I see.
ReplyDeleteKiller Title, Gryphen!
ReplyDeleteOMG! She looks like Snooki's grandmother!
ReplyDeleteWe all know Palin is cheap and only spends her PAC money. Since that's drying up -- we now see that she to is going to the same plastic surgeon as Brisket.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't aware there was a Plastic Surgeon in Costco!! Maybe it was Walmart!!!!
Wow, Queen Esther partying in Babylon while her grandson is being turned into Jeremy Morlock.
ReplyDeleteher grandson is being turned into Jeremy Morlock..... on teh TV for all to watch. Is that weird or what?
DeleteThis family needs to stop going to Dr. Nick Riviera in Tijuana for their cosmetic procedures. Is the money you're saving worth the permanent disfigurement?
ReplyDeleteThe tan and cleavage are related! There are make-up artists who can airbrush with spray tan to create a muscled six-pack effect on a flaccid stomach, and they do the same thing to create the impression of cleavage. THAT'S why Palin is suddenly so tan. It's not particularly well done, as though hurriedly done just for this dress.
ReplyDeleteI agree. It's a visual illusion. Of course everything about Palin is an illusion, LOL.
DeleteOMG. That's a photo of Snookies birth mom!
ReplyDeleteI dont think she was wearing falsies at Belmont. That shirt is the type that makes any rack look huge and in some shots, she looks smaller, like she did at the Diamondbacks game.
ReplyDeleteSo, we should believe you and not our lying eyes?
DeleteSince she is a self-confessed wearer of falsies I'm sticking with the Belmont's not being real. There are far too many shots of her with no boobs to be glossed over
DeleteThat wig is so ugly. Just so ugly. At a loss for words. She looked pretty spectacular back in the McCain days when she had a personal stylist, but she is just not cutting it without the professional styling help. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteI am about the same age as her, and have moderately fab, and very real, breasts, and they look nothing like that abomination on her chest. Whether they are new implants that have yet to settle, or some sort of wonderbra malfunction, they are not attractive or becoming, and fool no one except the heavy-mouth-breathers that get starbursts when looking at her regardless of what she wears on her head/chest/anywhere. LA is the land of implants & push-up bras, there is no way that those weird bulges on her chest area fooled anyone on the vicinity.
Of course I am down with any & every opportunity that the takes advantage of that exposes her as a hypocritical phony.
I hope we are down to the last minute or so of her allotted 15, she is an evil awful person.
This is why McCain's folks had to force her & her family to have a makeover.
DeleteSarah in 2009: "By the way, I don't know if we call him Levi—I hear he goes by the name ‘Ricky Hollywood’ now—so, if that’s the case, we don’t want to mess up this gig he's got going"
ReplyDeleteHA!!!-E
DeleteHah! That certainly is getting funnier and funnier.
DeleteHey Gryph, I'd love to see a post put together on anonymous@8:52's theme.
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DeleteYES!!!!
Sarah can keep changing and updating her face, wear a new wig and enhance her cleavage, and she will have done nothing to be any smarter than she was when she thought that Africa was a country-- when she took that phone call from Sarkozy-- when she couldn't remember one book, magazine or paper that she had ever read. (Hint, if you wear your religion on a necklace and constantly refer to Faith and Family, the correct answer is: The Bible).
ReplyDeleteI don't care if the Girls are real or not. (They make falsies with nipples). Sarah is fake, through and through.
One word: UGLY! Try a new look sarah, this one has failed miserably.
ReplyDeleteUnlike the false veneer of respectability, taste and style applied by the McCain campaign professionals, Sarah now looks exactly like what she is: an empty-headed fame-chasing whore.
ReplyDeleteMakes me happy that she is too stupid, uneducated, self-absorbed and narcissistic to present herself any better than this.
Sometimes there really is some justice in the universe.
Yes!
DeleteI always encourage her to be herself.
is she holding a piece of carrot cake? LMFAO. Yeah right like she eats? Everyone knows she lives on red bull and diet pills.
ReplyDeleteAs a woman with large breasts, (no I'm not bragging, I would get them reduced if I could), there is something really wrong with her chest.
ReplyDeleteThat is not a normal shape and there is something in her dress making them lumpy and lopsided. With her money she could just go ahead and get the boob job for God's sake. Enough of the ever changing boob size.
Sarah Palin: Not good enough for America. Not good enough for Hollywood. A total failure of a human with no accomplishments to speak of. I feel sorry for her imaginary supporters.
ReplyDeleteShe is starting to look like that cat woman.
ReplyDeleteFake tan? Nope. This is the same woman who spent tens of thousands of dollars to rewire the Alaska governor's residence so she could install a tanning bed. True story.
ReplyDeleteA tanning bed is a fake tan....-E
DeleteAnd I understood she took it with her when she moved out of the Governor's Mansion. All that rewiring at Alaska taxpayer expense, for nothing.
Deleteas opposed to the spray-on fake tan which is most common these days...
Delete"fake tan" meaning spray on or otherwise applied chemical tan. A tanning bed "tans" the skin similar to the sun's rays by affecting the skin's melanin.
DeleteIf it is the tanning bed she won't live much longer. Long suffering first and a horrible death.
DeleteNow we see why she was in Arizona.
ReplyDeleteRode hard and put away wet.
ReplyDeleteUuugggly: really ugly poorly done boob job. Flatish breasts the size of a dinner plate.
ReplyDeleteBotoxed to hell and spray tanned to death.
Do you have trailer parks in Alaska?
G, Yes you can get bras, very easily, that make you look like you have a boob job. However I have wondered for a long time why YOU didn’t just assume she got real implants….given the fact that we know she goes under the knife quite regularly and that is a very routine surgery. I would say given the last few rounds of “Belmont Beauties” she has had a breast augmentation and probably longer ago then we think.-E
ReplyDeleteWe've all see Sarah, she's the one in the dive bar who sits there waiting for the men to buy her drinks and works a little on the side..you know the one, loud mouth, winking and flirting, big hair, big boobs, she's professional all right but not that kind of professional!
ReplyDeleteThat update photo looks as though she has had a boob job, and is using ice packs at the incision sites to keep down the swelling.
ReplyDeleteIs she trying to look like J-Lo? Who would DO that?
She is looking like Shailey, trying for an Eastern exotic look for the Hollywood crowd.
DeleteOh, yeah, those aren't the Belmont strap-ons. Those appear to be permanent fake boobs!
ReplyDeleteIf those are strap-ons cutlets, why are the nipples facing downwards? Does she have them on upside down? Whoever did her face didn't do a bad job, those jowls look a lot better, but it seems like she is getting fillers, and her face is looking swollen. I don't understand why she doesn't hire a stylist or at least have a store's personal shopper help her choose better looking clothes. She looked really good when the pubes were buying clothes at Neiman Marcus, surely she can afford to go there and buy a few nice things...
ReplyDeleteShe can't cover up the cheap.
DeleteShe looks like an out-of-place floozy. A leaf would had been the star, surely not her.
ReplyDeleteToad looks like a flabby, soft, middle aged man. Fishing (when?) and riding a snowmobile isn't exactly he-man sports.
Ok her boobs look like she has a "refund gap" (h/t The Dirty) It's the gap between boobs. She has no cleavage. She is sporting a spray on orange tan. Her dress is way too tight. her hair, well it obvious a cheap wig.
She is perfect for the out-of-step gop. If anyone takes her seriously they get what they deserved.
And Todd in a rayon royal blue suit. Hicks from the sticks.
DeleteFrom HuffPo: Barstool and Gino have broken up. And, miracle of miracles, the cameras were there to record the whole thing. How lucky can a girl get?!?!
ReplyDeleterotf Ain't nothing like a woman with removable parts.
ReplyDeleteUmmm, aren't those Hollywood types the opposite of the "rill Americans" the paylump is always screeching of?
ReplyDeletePalin needs to give up on trying to look like Dolly Parton. It won't work. There's only one Dolly!
ReplyDeleteFor some real laughs....
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Seems like Sarah is trying the Linda Evans look from 'Dynasty'. It's so '80s. I have pictures of Sarah when she was governor, taken with some relatives. From a fresh-faced, petite lady with no boobs to a plastic-looking big-boobed prostitute? OMG.
ReplyDeleteYet for all her money and fame, Sarah will never be able to be an intellect or critical-thinker. But remember, Americans love Hollywood and political celebrities - they represent a fantasy most of us can never achieve (and some of us would never want to).
I wouldn't trade my life for anything that Sarah has in terms of her wealth and celebrity status. My MIND is my most important asset yet my naturally large breasts have actually been a curse. I wish I could afford to have them reduced as they cause neck pain and headaches. Bras hold them up and they're certainly an eye-catcher, but I do everything I can to cover them up as to NOT attract attention. Guys are visually-orientated - it's been difficult to be taken seriously when they are doing nothing but staring at your boobs when you're trying to be serious. Women can be very jealous of large-breasted women too - sometimes they're worse than the guys.
BTW, I love this blog. It certainly is has entertainment value. In Real Life, we all know that life is hard, parenthood is really hard, single parenthood is usually spent in poverty, politicians are basically puppets and never change our lives for the better (ever), and that we're just struggling to survive in one of the worst economies EVER. No, it didn't start with Obama either.
However, the 'cult of personality' offer many a drug - the drug of fantasy and relief from everyday drudgery. Thus, I find Sarah and her brood very entertaining because everybody seems to enjoy to seeing others crash and burn as to give meaning to our otherwise dreary lives - at least us 99%ers. I do feel remorse for her children though (typical Alaskan family - yep, I grew up there) and yet Sarah makes me feel like a genius so that's a positive.
When Sarah's gig is finally up, we'll be looking for another to fill her place. It is just human nature. Enjoy the show and yet appreciate yourself for who YOU are and whatever you do, continue to educate yourself as your MIND is the best asset you have; big boobs, wigs, sprayed-on tans, plastic surgery, and two-toned private parts notwithstanding.
Poor thing. I hate when it gets this sad.
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I have to say they look augmented. Between the Newsweek cover and pics from Iowa speech, they look a lot more substantial.
ReplyDeleteIn an interview, she said she is 'proud of the girls.' For what?Pimping themselves for a paycheck? treating Tripp like an pet? Whining over and over again about how 'hard' their lives are? If that's all it takes to make Sarah proud, no wonder no one has gone to college. Why work for something in the future when you can have money thrown at you by the TV producers for doing nothing but ruining your reputations for life. not to mention ruining the a child or two. All because they are too lazy to get real jobs, or work at getting an edcuation. Yes, that GOP sure knows about the American work ethic when they hold this family up as somethig to emulate. Jeez.
ReplyDeleteSarah and her family are freaks and they are letting their freak fly! I am loving this.
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Why's she wearing sunglasses? She looks more and more like Zsa Zsa, and not in a good way AT ALL.
ReplyDeleteI think we're witnessing Sarah's reaction to the criticism of the huge, no-cleavage-shelf-shaped boobs of June 29 (hot pink, ruffled silk blouse). Unfortunately, she overcompensated. I'm not convinced they're implants and, even if they are, she's messing around with funky bras and padding that distorts them.
ReplyDeleteShe's bizarre. It's impossible to lose a significant amount of weight and simultaneously increase bust size. Why bring attention to her use of fake padding and remind us of her unnatural pregnancy?
Tip for Sarah Palin..... do not bend your head down.... you are too wrinkly.... looks like an old Shar pei dog.
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