Monday, August 06, 2012

Sarah Palin's "fashion sense" attracts the attention of the internet (And not in a good way), as her endorsement apparently falls flat.

Get a load of Wonkette's description of this photo:

What is the most elegant and refined part of Sexy Grandma Sarah Palin’s campaigning ward-robe? The pedal pushers? Those clodhoppers? We see nothing wrong with the Superman tee — it’s playful and very cute, fitting as it does those way bigger jugs she’s got pinned on! We are going to go with the wrap-around sunglasses, to be worn behind the wheel of her monster truck. Nothing says class — or is it “military dictator”? — like wraparound shades.

Yeah WE had a little trouble figuring out how Palin left the house dressed like that as well.

However perhaps the worst news for Palin, besides the fact she dresses like a two bit hooker on crack, is that the endorsement which she got all "dressed up" for may have been for naught.

This according to The Hill:

Missouri businessman John Brunner leads the contentious primary for his state's Republican Senate nomination, according to a new poll released the day before voters head to the polls, with Rep. Todd Akin (R-Mo.) and Sarah Palin-endorsed Sarah Steelman trailing closely behind. 

Brunner pulls 35 percent of likely voters surveyed, versus 30 percent for Akin and 25 percent for Steelman, according to a poll released Monday by Democratic-leaning Public Policy Polling. One in 10 voters say they remain undecided. 

"It's been more than two months since PPP last polled this race but compared to a Mason Dixon poll a week ago Akin's up 13 points while Brunner's gained only two points and Steelman's actually dropped by a couple," wrote PPP's Tom Jensen. "If that trend continues right on through election day Akin might be able to pull out a narrow victory." 

Interestingly, Palin's endorsement doesn't seem to have done much to boost Steelman. Among Tea Party voters, Brunner leads the former gubernatorial candidates 35-33 percent, with Akin pulling 28 percent. And Steelman has the worst favorability numbers of the group, posting a mere 6 point net favorability rating among likely Republican primary voters.

Well now that's kind of awkward don't you think?  I mean if a saggy, aging grandmother, with fake boobs, can't dress like a teenybopper and get a bunch of horny Republicans to pull their lever for her than just WHAT is this country coming to?

188 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:10 PM

    They both look drunk.

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    1. That's actually the kindest explanation for why Sarah Steelman thought that an appearance by Palin would be a good idea.

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    2. Anonymous6:01 PM

      Nothing like a humped over old gal on speed. Must have been a fun time for the old boys.

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    3. Anonymous6:49 PM

      Steelman: I can't believe you really came dressed in that outfit!!

      sp: I know, girlfriend!! Isn't it a hoot!!

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  2. Anonymous3:12 PM

    She looks tacky and trashy, form the shirt on down to the shoes.

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    1. Anonymous8:59 PM

      I wonder what she has tattooed on her Tramp Stamp.

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  3. Anonymous3:14 PM

    Jesse, you might find this sarah picture amusing!
    https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/190116_509018515782368_1128809837_n.jpg

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    1. Anonymous6:55 PM

      3:14 sp looks 20 years younger in that photo! Really puts her physical appearance/decline in perspective....

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  4. Anonymous3:16 PM

    She looks like a crack-head. Skin and bones is not attractive on older women. Just like Nancy Reagan.

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    1. Anonymous6:48 PM

      So true. Like Madonna. It's a good thing too; you can eat more and look better! A couple of kilos every decade or so after 40.

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    2. Anonymous3:16 PM
      "Skin and bones is not attractive on older women. Just like Nancy Reagan."

      Except Nancy is 90+ years old, almost twice Sarah's age. Nancy looked better when she left the White House in Jan.'89 when she was 67 than Sarah does right now at 48. Fact.

      Nancy Davis Reagan had style and class, two things Sarah Heath Palin wouldn't recognize if they both bit her on her ass. This is proven.

      http://tinyurl.com/Ron-and-Nancy-on-boat-1964

      http://tinyurl.com/GovReagan-NancyRonJrPatti-1967

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    3. Anonymous8:57 PM

      ShesToast, Nancy Reagan is just a more stylish bitch than the Quitter Granny In Kid's Clothes, that's all.

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  5. Anonymous3:20 PM

    Why does that long haired boy have boobs?

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    1. Because they were gift w/purchase of the wig?

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  6. Anonymous3:21 PM

    OMG~ can't stop laughing...picture of the day..looks like the old girls trying to look 15 again...not workin $arah

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    1. Anonymous8:26 PM

      If that's what Sarah's trying to do---to look 15 again--- she might as well quit. 25, 35, and 45 are long gone, and her hands and blotchy neck & chest already look 55+.

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  7. Anonymous3:24 PM

    Wow....she looks....sick...

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    1. Anonymous4:12 PM

      She really does look sick. She is skin and bones with 2 balloons on her chest. Frightening. She needs help.

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    2. Anonymous6:25 PM

      She's got no choice. Gain weight, and her skin stretches. She knows that. Just have a look at her mom and you'll know what Sarah could possibly look like. Have fun, do some drugs to control the appetite, etc.. She can only go the anorexic look and just keep trimming with the nip tuck.

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    3. Anonymous6:52 PM

      She's got no choice. Gain weight, and her skin stretches. She knows that. Just have a look at her mom and you'll know what Sarah could possibly look like. Have fun, do some drugs to control the appetite, etc.. She can only go the anorexic look and just keep trimming with the nip tuck.

      At this point, any attention is welcome no matter how ridiculous. In her mind, any attention is better than no attention. Oh by the way, I still have to look good. You know, like how I looked back in the 80's.

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  8. I still can not understand how she can look at herself in a mirror and think that this is a good look....for HER or ANYONE. Yes, the t-shirt is cute.(on a child, teen or young adult) But my oh my, those SHOES? The pants? WTH is she thinking? Her anorexia is showing, very sad.

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:12 PM

      I think we need a new word for anorexia that's Sarah specific, she's lost her looks so quickly with all that bile and hate in her veins, does anyone in her family seem to care? Why don't they do some kind of intervention?

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    2. Anonymous8:30 PM

      How about Blech?

      blech- an expression such as disgusting, yucky, horrid, gross...usually in taste.

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blech

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    3. Anonymous8:34 PM

      Sarah does not cast a reflection in a mirror so she has no idea what she looks like.

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    4. LOL! I like that! Or...her reflection in her mirror is "pageant wannabe palin", standing there in her swim suit, sash & crown asking the mirror who the fairest of them all is?

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    5. Anonymous4:46 AM

      Hmmm...someone is suffering from Sarexia?

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  9. jcinco3:27 PM

    wardrobe by hot topic, accessories by claire's. she must have made a trip to the wasilly mall and bought all those things all the 14 year olds are lusting for..except, she's 50...physically that is.

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  10. Anonymous3:27 PM

    Steelman: We are laughing at you, Sarah, not with you.

    Sarah: Steelman, you dumb bitch, I am laughing all the way to the bank.

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  11. Anonymous3:27 PM

    My God, those shoes look like they came out of a comic book. I hadn't seen the entire ensemble in one photo...is she trying out for "Dancing with the People Who Shop at Goodwill?"

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    1. That's an insult to all people who shop at Goodwill, me included. More like Sluts R Us.

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    2. linda4:24 PM

      hey! i shop at goodwill and i look way better than that!

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    3. Anonymous5:38 PM

      Sorry..you are both right! I should have said she redges through the trash behind Goodwill...the stuff they won't even sell! And she stole Bristol's shoes, or they did a BOGO at Payless. I meant no offense...I too have shopped at Goodwill.

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    4. Anonymous5:56 PM

      Uhm...in case you didn't know, Goodwill has gone a bit more upscale. That's where smart shoppers go if you have the time. Mine has a special designer rack...

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  12. LORD Have Mercy! Didn't see this picture before! The shoes make her look like Herman Munster's less attractive little sister!

    No wonder she had to hold on to the Toad..she was afraid she was going to fall off those skyscrapers! Either the dowager hump is forcing her to hunch over like that...or the giant titties are! LOL!!

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    1. I think Sarah Palin thinks (and it is a challenge to her limited brain capacity) that the ginormous fake titties will draw attention away from her humped back.

      But I have no clue what the clodhopper-stilt shoes are meant to accomplish.

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    2. Anonymous5:36 PM

      This current pic of Sarah sure shows her at her worst. I hadn't seen those shoes from this angle - atrocious.

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    3. Anita Winecooler7:18 PM

      She looks like Whyle E. Cayote after "skanks r us" exploded!

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    4. Those enlarged breasts draw attention to how scrawny she has become and also are making her hunch worse. She's going to look like a question mark before long.

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  13. emrysa3:28 PM

    rofl my favorite comment over there:

    "Her expression looks like she just shit herself...and she liked it. "

    I guess she's still proud to be valley trash, cause she sure is wearing it like a badge!

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  14. Anonymous3:32 PM

    Oh Wonkette, how I love your comments sections. They have some very witty members there.

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  15. "...pull their lever"? I have never heard that particular synonym before.

    Lever? Hmm.

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    1. Anonymous5:00 PM

      Old voting machines back in the day had levers. When you "pull the lever" for someone, you're voting for them.

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    2. Anonymous 5:00 PM
      Old voting machines back in the day had levers. When you "pull the lever" for someone, you're voting for them.
      ------------------------
      Yes, I know what voting machine levers are. I guess I was too subtle.

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    3. Anonymous9:44 PM

      The old one-armed bandits. Keep putting quarters in the slot (slut) machine and pulling the lever until you get lucky.

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  16. Steelman thought having that POS campaign for her would change the outcome the election. HA!

    What a ridiculous attempt by Steelman's campaign for a "game change". ROFLMAO

    Steelman is finished in MO politics.

    Jaye south of STL

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    1. Anonymous5:39 PM

      I read that she is DROPPING in the polls now, where she had gained a little momentum before Sarah tried to help her. It would be good if all her picks lose tomorrow.

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  17. Anonymous3:53 PM

    Can I get a Hell Yeah?

    Psst..Hey Todd...Uhh that dog that was all excited a minute ago... I was wrong uhh... and... that's one o thems drug dogs! We gots a lotta meth round heah!

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  18. Anonymous3:53 PM

    One tap on Sarah's back from Stillman and it looks like she's about to topple over!

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  19. Anonymous3:56 PM

    If democrats weren't superficial, they'd be nothing.

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    1. Anonymous4:10 PM

      You must be retarded because your comment doesn't make sense. Education IS important.

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    2. Hi Paylins. Kind of smarts to be ridiculed, eh? You are such a sensitive flower.

      Begone - return to your slow downward spiral into insanity. You don't have much farther to go...

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    3. angela4:17 PM

      Gosh, you hurt all of our feelings.

      Hmmm. Maybe we shouldn't make fun of an almost fifty year old woman who wears her teenage daughter's shoes that make her look like a truck stop hooker. A twenty one year old can get away with those shoes---someone long in the tooth like Sarah can't. Maybe we shouldn't make fun of her fake hair that she alternately either steals from road kill or pilfers from Willows room after a particularly nasty day at "hair school". Maybe we shouldn't make fun of a woman who steals her youngest daughter's pants. It seems Sarah wants to relive something that she can never get back--even with the anorexia, fake boobs, Botox and Forever 21 clothes she wears. She has to face the fact that she is a crone. In some parts of the world that is a good thing to be.

      Rage hard Sarah---against gravity and a decent stylist.

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    4. Anonymous4:22 PM

      Who is more superficial than a PIMP DADDY'S Family? When are you superficial Palins going to DENY that TAWD ran a PROSTITUTION RING?
      Crickets?

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    5. Anonymous4:30 PM

      hahahahahaha. She's your side's fucking idol. She doesn't have a brain, she doesn't have a heart, and he hide behind FAUX NOISe, so no courage either. She's nothing but a superficial poseur, a fugly facade, an image in front of an imbecile..

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    6. Anonymous4:37 PM

      She wore the outfit to get a reaction. She got it. You're drooling. The rest of us (including her daughters) are rolling our eyes.

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    7. Anonymous4:37 PM

      I'm willing to bet your closest family members are democrats.

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    8. BabyRaptor4:40 PM

      I'll gladly take a party that just makes fun of someone's clothes over one who wants to run my entire life!

      And, really, you Republicans don't have any room to talk. Your side declared Obama unAmerican for liking spicy mustard on his burgers. Whose superficial again?

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    9. Anonymous7:43 PM

      lol superficial? Who is it that always touts Sarah's # 1 qualification is her looks and that she is "one hot grandma" and she looks better than ugly democratic women like Clinton & Pelosi? Teabaggers and gun-totin' republicans you betcha - the party of superficial and looks-are-everything LOL!

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    10. Anonymous8:54 PM

      Bet you've been waiting to use that little gem, huh?

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  20. Anonymous3:58 PM

    Did Obama comment on the Mars event?

    Will it change his admin's goal of cutting Nasa's budget?

    This is important. A person's clothes are not.

    Democrats need perspective.

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    1. Anonymous4:46 PM

      shut up...

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    2. Anonymous5:12 PM

      The budget was cut for moon missions el dumbo. Mars was always on the table. Google with your dumb ass and get back to us.

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    3. Ailsa5:37 PM

      Yes your President did comment. And no, apparently you are incapable of finding out what he said for yourself.

      "Tonight, on the planet Mars, the United States of America made history," President Obama said in a statement. "The successful landing of Curiosity – the most sophisticated roving laboratory ever to land on another planet – marks an unprecedented feat of technology that will stand as a point of national pride far into the future. It proves that even the longest of odds are no match for our unique blend of ingenuity and determination.[...]

      'I congratulate and thank all the men and women of NASA who made this remarkable accomplishment a reality – and I eagerly await what Curiosity has yet to discover,' he added.

      President Obama has challenged NASA to aim for a human mission to Mars in the 2030s after sending astronauts to visit an asteroid in 2025. To that end, NASA is developing new deep space vehicles as part of that effort, but the space agency is also facing proposed budget cuts to its planetary exploration program — and particularly future unmanned Mars projects."

      http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2012/0806/President-Obama-hails-NASA-s-Curiosity-Mars-rover-landing

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    4. Anonymous6:00 PM

      @ Dipshit @ 3:58.
      As a matter of fact, he did comment. Literacy - it's a wonderful thing.
      "Tonight, on the planet Mars, the United States of America made history," President Obama said in a statement. "The successful landing of Curiosity – the most sophisticated roving laboratory ever to land on another planet – marks an unprecedented feat of technology that will stand as a point of national pride far into the future. It proves that even the longest of odds are no match for our unique blend of ingenuity and determination."

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    5. Anonymous6:36 PM

      NASA's budget has actually increased. And NASA scientists cut out the moon missions ( well some of them, they are doing studies on the decreasing size of the moon) to focus on many other projects.
      Not a NASA scientist, but I do have a niece that is a rocket scientist for NASA.

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    6. Anonymous7:01 PM

      You don't pay attention to your President or you would already know the answer to your dumb question.

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    7. Anonymous9:18 PM

      3:58 PM How is Todd's Pimping Business? The SHORTEST PIMP in Alaska, who has a MENTALLY ILL WIFE and two Promiscuous Teen Mothers.

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    8. Anonymous10:26 PM

      Anon @6:36

      The moon is shrinking? Hmm, that's a new one...can't seem to find any data to back that one up...

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    9. Tolls never stop and ask themselves if it makes sense before they make themselves look like the idiots that they are. Stop and say, Does it make sense if President Obama cuts nasa in the middle of mars exploration?

      gop palin hand in glove.

      I'm tired of giving credence to idiots (well I really never had accepted these racist backwoods aholes)

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    10. If those short-sighted, greedy Republicans would stop favoring the super rich over everything and everybody else, there would be funds for all manner of important projects, including return exploration for the moon, which would likely be a good place for a space station. But the Republicans and their selfish corporate masters have no vision and sense of obligation to the common good. They are destroying this country.

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  21. Anonymous3:59 PM

    OMG Nothing worse than a nearly 50 yr. old grandma wearing clothes fit for a 15 yr. old valley trash hooker. Honestly, is she raiding Piper's closet? Is she trying to outdo Bristol for the spotlight? What in the world is she thinking????? I'd be embarrassed if she showed up anywhere I was at looking like that! I'm glad she takes no one's advice and insists on showing her stupidity and bad taste to the world. You go Sarah! Ignore the fashion police! I'm calling Joan Rivers!

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    1. Anonymous4:49 AM

      By the looks of Piper lately, no Sarah and her can't wear the same clothes. Piper's would fall off of Sarah.

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  22. Anonymous4:02 PM

    My favorite thing is the Vajazzled for Jebus belt buckle

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    1. Anonymous5:28 AM

      Comment of the day!

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  23. Anonymous4:06 PM

    Nice shoes. Bride of Frankenstein Collection?

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    1. Bonsai-Jay6:06 PM

      Kinky Foot Bondage.

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    2. Anonymous9:27 PM

      $arah's 'outfit' proves that she is delusional.

      $he truly is not aware of how $he sounds or looks.

      Scary pathetic....

      Mittens/Paylin 2012 (wink!)

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  24. Anonymous4:11 PM

    She's an anorexic grandma. It's gotten pretty serious, physically, when your forearms are the same size as your upper arm/bicep area. The only thing she has retained is her cankles. That must be the only fat supply she has left for her poor struggling organs to find sustenance from. Wow, you don't really see too many 48 year old anorexics. Sarah will end up being a case study for middle aged anorexia. That will be her final claim to fame. This shit is nothing to mess around with but she'll find out soon enough.

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    1. PalinsHoax5:13 PM

      $arah's only 48 ?!?! Wow, she looks like a disaster, like she'll be turning 60 on her next birthday.

      And that's an OLD 60 by the way, $arah. I know many 60 year olds who look much younger than $arah does right now.

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    2. Anonymous5:49 PM

      If she keeps going like this, suspect she will not be a part of our earth within the next five years. She looks absolutely awful!!! She's a mental and physical mess. I cannot abide the woman, but seriously think her in need of help and to be kept off the national scene. She's going to embarrass herself, her family and the Republican/Teabagger party even more!

      She hasn't been right for a long, long time when reviewing her past. She was a mess as mayor of Wasilla and an even bigger one by the time she became 'quitter' gov of Alaska. I don't understand why McCain thought her to be a good pick!!! He found out what a mess she was too though - i.e. "Game Change"!!!

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    3. Anonymous3:33 AM

      Maybe it is a Heath curse, looking older than their age. Tripp looks 5, $carah looks 60, Bristles looks 30 and Willer looks pregnant!

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    4. Shockin', ain't it? Only 48. The same age as our beloved FLOTUS and what a difference.

      I'm 48 too and look like a regular 48 year old woman, which is healthier than trying to cling to some kind of warped sense of sexiness and glamour.

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  25. Anonymous4:13 PM

    That outfit says Serious Politician. Right!

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  26. Anonymous4:27 PM

    Ok, best comment, and timely too, at Wonkette...

    ChernobylSoup118p · 7 hours ago
    Typically when I see a grandma who looks like that, it's when I'm taking a foster child to his/her court-ordered family visitation.

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    1. angela4:53 PM

      Sad, but oh so true!

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  27. Anonymous4:28 PM

    WOW! Looks like tryouts for the "MILFapallooza Tour" !!

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  28. Anonymous4:32 PM

    The shirt is from the campaign shirts that Stillmann's supporters were selling. Sarah needs to eat something. She looks ill.

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  29. Anon at 3:56....there is a way to present yourself when you are a professional and she thinks she should be taken seriously when she shows up with those shoes? It is mental illness to always be inappropriate in public settings.

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  30. Anonymous4:33 PM

    I wonder since Sarah got new boobs if Tawd got a penis extension so he can quit trying to ask hookers about the size of his penis?

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    1. Anonymous8:57 PM

      Probably not, lots of snickering behind his back at the berry farm on Saturday. Once the word gets out, it's tough to change their 1st impression, eh Tiny Toddy?

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  31. Anonymous4:33 PM

    Gadfree, but she looks horrible in that photo!!! Way too thin and what happened to these big boobs she has off and on?

    She is a disgrace to women across the nation!!! Go play in the Alaskan mountains, Palin, and get lost!!! FOR GOOD!!!

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  32. Punky Brewster called. She wants her clothes back, but you can keep the shoes ...

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  33. BabyRaptor4:37 PM

    Dear god, those shoes! How does she even walk?

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    1. Anonymous5:45 PM

      She doesn't walk in these shoes - she needs the toad to support her. she clops along like an old horse in danger of falling. that's not walking.

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    2. Anonymous9:01 PM

      I think Gina said it earlier--- Sarah's aping Herman Munster Cain.

      Watch your step there, Herb.

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  34. Anonymous4:43 PM

    And not just a two-bit hooker - but a wannabe teeny-bopper two-bit hooker.

    Good golly! Tight low-rise black capri's - really? With a tight cartoon superhero t-shirt and the extreme styling of those B&D platforms she IS a cartoon!

    A cartoon with a bad wig, new boobage and some porn star shades.

    Is there no low to which this woman cannot sink?

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    1. Anonymous10:04 PM

      Damn, Sarah. Rather than having to rely on both

      a. those slutty, shit-stomping, Todd's-ass-kickin' shoes;
      b. and the Lisa-Anne-scale Nailin' Paylin oversize wide-load fake titties

      in order to distract from that greasy, funky-smelling wig... just try washing the damn thing.

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  35. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Sorry, I am a shoe-a-holic, ask my husband, one pair comes in the house, two have to go - it's our deal, I am very observant of shoes nd those shoes(like the leopard platforms are nothing but hooker shoes, wonder if Toad bought them for her for her next career.

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    1. Anonymous5:49 PM

      Maybe they were just left-over from his business inventory....

      I keep wondering if Todd is dressing her or Piper? I can't tell with Todd if he really thinks his wife looks hot dressed this way. He doesn't seem to be embarrassed.

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    2. linda6:28 PM

      i'm a shoe-a-holic, too. those are serious fuck me shoes. they look like the ones that, in my town, are left on the rack at 80% off sales and still no one is buying them.

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  36. Anonymous4:44 PM

    if she gets any thinner, people will think she's 7 months pregnant again.

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    1. Anonymous5:42 PM

      Ha! Good one.

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    2. Anita Winecooler7:45 PM

      BINGO!!!! Best comment EVER!!!!

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    3. Anonymous9:03 PM

      4:44PM You win the intertoobs today! Congrats!

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  37. Anonymous4:47 PM

    OMG - This is hilarious! Like mother, like daughter...pure trash!!!

    Bristol Palin's Dancing With the Stars Goal Is to Not Gain Weight

    While some celebrities are known for shedding pounds while participating on Dancing with the Stars, Bristol Palin did not consider herself one of them.

    The Alaska native, 21, said during her time on ABC's hit series that she didn't notice any changes in her body except for toned legs. But this time around, on season 15's all-star edition, which premieres Sept. 24, Palin is hoping for a different outcome.

    "My goal [is] not to gain any weight," the young mom recently told PEOPLE during the Television Critics Association summer tour in Beverly Hills. "I think it's hurtful for any girl when someone's criticizing their weight on a national level. It's an awkward position."

    Another goal? Palin plans to take the competition "as serious as I took it last time," she says. "If I get voted off week one, then I get voted off week one. Hopefully I stick in there longer."

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20618581,00.html

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    1. Anonymous5:43 PM

      No, hopefully she's gone in week one. For all our sakes, but especially Tripp's.

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    2. Anonymous5:55 PM

      Bristol's DANCING goal is to not gain weight? How about learning how to really dance? Or grow as a performer? Remember that the reason she wanted to win the last DWTS was to give the Big Middle Finger to the "haters." Wow - some goals.

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    3. Anonymous6:19 PM

      Pssssst, Bristol...the trick to not gaining weight on DWTS is 1) actually put in some time and effort and 2) don't be pregnant.

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    4. "Awkward position?" Like horizontal in a tent?

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    5. Anita Winecooler7:57 PM

      "I think it's hurtful for any girl when someone's criticizing their weight on a national level. It's an awkward position."
      That's preemptive proactive code for "I've gained weight and will be ridiculed". Gee, wonder when that girl will learn that "It's an awkward position" usually comes before "gaining weight"?

      The gold medal for "duh" goes to Beefy

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    6. Yeah, I don't think the Paps are going to be as nice to her as they were the first time around. Watch for the fireworks. They've heard about or seen her reality fiasco too, so they've got all sorts of ways to prod at her.
      I'm waiting to hear what Media Insider chimes in to say.
      Please let us know if you hear from MI.

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  38. Anonymous4:48 PM

    Any stylist on the planet would tell her that those are exactly the wrong kind of shoes to wear if you have cankles like hers.

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    1. Anonymous6:12 PM

      She wannabe Kim.
      http://static3.worldofwonder.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/kanye6000.jpg

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  39. Anonymous4:57 PM

    She really looked horrendous dress like that and I don't understand why she would even want to be seen by others dressed like that. The best honest explanation I have for someone her age dressing like a young teenager is that she really is mentally immature. That would also support her vindictiveness towards her perceived "enemies," and especially towards Obama. No other politician I have ever known has exhibited what seems to be anger towards another politician, Alcohol can do that to people, but I don't think that's her problem. The only other logical explanation is that, like many people have said, she has a personality disorder. Her other behaviors would certainly support that explanation. Mentally, she really is unfit to serve in public office, and I think her past has exhibited that, especially not being able to fulfill her entire term as governer.

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    1. vegaslib5:34 PM

      Well said, I think you nailed it, especially her propensity to attack anyone who disagrees with her.

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    2. Anonymous6:27 PM

      Would Ann Romney, Michelle Bachman, or Kelly Ayotte give a Public Speech dressed like Sarah Palin? They are no where near as Trashy as Anorexic, Bulimic, Lobster Claws, Chicken Feet, Dirty Wig Grifter Granny.

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    3. Anonymous10:18 PM

      I wouldn't even shop at Walmart looking like that!!

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    4. Anonymous6:15 AM

      I wouldn't garden looking like that....my plants would dig themselves up and run away. OMG this woman needs a straight jacket. Actually, it would be an improvement to her wardrobe.

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    5. Anonymous7:41 AM

      4:57: There was an interesting article in The Los Angeles Times several weeks ago concerning her never-ending campaign against President Obama. It's as if she's still 'running' against him. It's frightening and pathetic at the same time. She cannot get over the fact that she and McCain lost, and all she wants is revenge.

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  40. Anonymous4:58 PM

    This is a mentally ill woman's cry for help.

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  41. Anonymous4:59 PM

    This is Sarah's way of saying...someone, anyone, PAY ATTENTION TO ME! outfit.

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    1. Anonymous10:21 PM

      You know, I'm convinced that Sarah could get just as much attention and almost as much ridicule (which she also craves) if she would just wear some old-skool Red Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars Hi-Tops, instead of those slutty, dangerous ankle-breakers she thinks she looks sexy in.

      Just think: Sarah could actually run faster, jump higher, turn on a dime, and stand with better posture like she really has a still spine. Plus the Red Cons go good with her Big Fucking "S" t-shirt. Shit, the baggers would have a damn stroke if Sarah shows up with her shoes actually matching her outfit.

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  42. Anonymous5:01 PM

    She is a sick-sick-sick woman in more ways than one, go Levi - get that son of yours away from these maniacs

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  43. She's morphing into an anime character. That's why she wears the wrap around (reach around?) glasses - her eyes are fucking HUGE!

    I hear she wants to change her name to "Cherry Blossom Fresh Patriot."

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    1. Anonymous4:54 AM

      Funny! And spot on. Pretty soon we'll see her in tiny pleated schoolgirl skirts!

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  44. Anonymous5:35 PM

    Good ol Greta is trying to get her buddy Palin a slot for speaking at the RNC. Pathetic that you have to have people beg for you to be included....

    GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN ….

    Have you noticed? I just took a look at this…

    In the past few months, Governor Sarah Palin has had enormous success getting long shot candidates the nominations in their party. No one has come close to influencing primaries as much as she has. In major races, her endorsements have been credited with making the difference between who wins and who does not. Here are some samples: Ted Cruz (Texas), Deb Fisher (Nebraska), Richard Mourdock (Indiana) and she was credited with having an influence on Senator Orrin Hatch winning a hotly contested primary in Utah. She has just thrown her weight behind Sarah Steelman in Missouri…and people are now watching that race.

    Ask yourself, does any single person in the Republican Party wield such influence with the Republican voters? Perhaps Governor Romney and the RNC better give her a prominent speaking role at the convention?

    If the Republican Party wants to be INCLUSIVE and if they want the Tea Party voters….the party and Gov Romney might want to ask their former candidate for VP on the Republican ticket to speak and speak during a prominent speaking time.

    What do you think?

    http://gretawire.foxnewsinsider.com/2012/08/06/governor-sarah-palin-2/

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    1. Anonymous6:19 PM

      Perhaps she is in love with her OR wants her to be a scientologist or both.

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    2. Anonymous7:28 PM

      Threesome.

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    3. Anonymous7:33 PM

      Greta is forsaking Scientology and joining the Juggalos. Now it all makes sense.

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    4. Anita Winecooler8:12 PM

      I think you're right! Think about it! What Romney needs is a shot in the arm, and who else but Sarah can do that? Sheer Genius!

      Romeny/Palin 2012!

      I can see the RNC rising to their feet applauding Mitt for his brilliant Game Changing choice!

      Especially if she wears the superman/Roman Soldier lace up Wedge Shoes and Capri Pants!

      Or maybe the outfit she wore in Philly, the tee shirt with a stick figure girl on it!

      OMG I have goosebumps!!

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    5. Anonymous9:37 PM

      Just give it a rest, Greta Van Strokeface. Sarah's still not going to strap one on and fuck you. If she wanted to screw a skinny blond tranny, it wouldn't be the first time she'd put a blonde Dolly wig on Todd, rolled him over onto his belly and told him to squeal like a pig.

      Todd: "Weeeeee! Weeeeee!"

      Sarah: "Wooo Pig Sooie!!!"

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  45. Anonymous5:44 PM

    Look a Bristol's shoes at media day for DWTS...same shoes. Is she auditioning to walk the streets in LA when she gets booted off the show this time?

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    1. Anonymous6:53 PM

      I thought the shoes looked like the same shoes that BP wore. Yeah, those shoes and her daisy dukes ought to make a costume for BP to wear on DWTS.

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    2. Anonymous6:54 PM

      I've noticed that Todd has a strong passive aggression streak in his relationship with Sarah. I bet he is still pissed she is the Sugar Mama.

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    3. It makes one begin to wonder whether he is hoping that she self-destructs and he'll be free to wheel and deal and evade criminal prosecution for all those other 'pies' he's got his fingers in.

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  46. Anonymous5:53 PM

    I think she is getting fashion tips from watching Gemma on Sons of Anarchy.

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  47. Anonymous5:56 PM

    pipers tee shirt - check
    hookers shoes - check
    Jesus belt - check
    wig - check
    flag - check
    need a butt job - check
    push up bra - check
    Hollywood gasses - check

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    1. Gasses, do you mean the ones emanating from her mouth.

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    2. Anonymous7:27 PM

      She has her Wonder Woman bracelet on too - check!

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    3. Anonymous8:50 PM

      gasses, lol! Yes!

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  48. Anonymous5:56 PM

    grandma,s butt Lol

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  49. Anonymous5:57 PM

    Is that Grace Slick!?
    She's really looking old

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    1. Anonymous7:35 PM

      Grace is a thousand x thousands classier.

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  50. Boscoe6:01 PM

    MYSTERY SOLVED: Clearly Sarah has gone blind from Botox overdose (thus, the sunglasses) and now Todd has to dress her. Obviously Todd is delivering some kind of mean-spirited payback to the shrieky old harridan.

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  51. Anonymous6:08 PM

    What other politicians or celebrities wear dark glasses all the time? Isn't that sort of Old Hollywood Chichi Champagne image?

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  52. Anonymous6:18 PM

    As usual, Sarah is always trying to sell or promote something by the way she looks. She donned the shirt in honor of Steelman. Several supporters of Sarah Steelman were also wearing the Superman shirt (wo-man of Steel perhaps??).

    Steelman, who is also rumored to have had multiple plastic surgeries is in good company with fake as a three dollar bill Palin. In one of her pictures while visiting Cabela's where she is seated next to a woman, if you can zoom in with your browser, you can clearly see that she had work done on her jowls. There are unnatural folds of skin under her jaw. Her neck ligaments and protruding clavicle betrays her age and her health. Looks like she's going to need more surgery soon as time is not good to Sarah Palin. The jowls she tried to eliminate are back.

    One look at her outfit and I would have yelled out, your endorsements ain't worth a hill of beans coming out of a boob jobbed stalk like you.

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  53. Anonymous6:31 PM

    I posted a comment about her outfit on an earlier photo you posted from that event. But from this angle, I think my most serious criticism is how thin she's gotten. She does not look healthy to me at all. I think she'd look much better if she put on 10 pounds, or maybe more.

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  54. She's skin and bones and that's the worst looking outfit I've ever seen in my life on anyone of any age but at her age! Good grief!

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  55. I would imagine, that any teenager who had a mother dressed like that, would not want to be seen with such an embarrassment.
    Bet she controls them with her money. If you don't come with me don't expect anything from me.

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  56. Anonymous6:52 PM

    Holy crap Batman! Does this woman's family not give a damn about her? They should have stopped her at the door and said "whoa, Grandma. Get back inside and change, you are way too old for that get up"

    Nothing says old and ugly like a grandma trying to look much, much younger (as in 25) and I can say that because I am about to enjoy my very first grandchild at the age of 52. I look great for my age, much younger than Sarah looks and I would never, ever walk out the door in "retro-hooker" gear like she does. That woman is a clown.

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  57. I'll bet any teen, who had a mother dressed like that would be embarrassed to be seen with her.
    If they say anything, Palin probably say's to them if you don't come, don't ask me for anything.

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  58. Anonymous6:54 PM

    I think she is on heavy meds and losing her mind, she went to Pipers closet and just grabbed some stuff and put it on to do some pageant walking.

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  59. Anita Winecooler6:56 PM

    I love the play on words Wonkette used. Ward robe is so very fitting, a straight jacket in a mental ward. The pin on chest is where I absolutely lost it.

    The wrap around sunglasses Granny has on look like more stylized versions of those people have to wear after cataract surgery, maybe she's blind and one of Todd's "pimpettes" dressed her?

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  60. Anonymous7:13 PM

    5:53 That's exactly who I thought Palin was trying to emulate !
    Katey Sagal's character from SOA.
    Palin has been weirdly sporting sunglasses indoors and at night ,
    so she's obviously trying to hide something.
    Palin did not endorse Sarah Steelman.
    She endorsed some woman called Sarah Stillman !
    No wonder the voters are confused.
    Besides constantly mispronouncing the candidate's name in the endorsement which Steelman , has to regret by now-
    Palin talks out of the side of her mouth-like she's blowing cigarette smoke or she used Popeye as an acting coach.
    The video is hilarious.

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    1. Super Fan In Atlanta10:29 PM

      Yep! Once I looked up the trashy outfits Gemma wore, it all made sense. She REALLY wants to be a TV Star. And she's found the character that embodies her ideal self on SOA. (Sons of Anarchy).

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  61. Sarah Palin Super Genius. Wile E. Coyote lookout you have competition.

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  62. Anonymous7:23 PM

    The reason Sarah Palin wears that big belt is because she does not have an ass or curves and those whatchamacallit pants would fall right off of her narrow boy's ass.

    I seriously think Sarah has a mental problem and is using some type of drugs.

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  63. Anonymous7:23 PM

    Skank!

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  64. Anonymous7:26 PM

    Sarah Palin looks like a retard up there.

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  65. Anonymous7:37 PM

    Sarah Palin is a mom and grandmom and she looks like a boy. Maybe Sarah is doing that in hopes Alto Voice Todd would start hitting that boyish looking ass of hers.

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  66. Anonymous7:48 PM

    This is a warning to Sarah Palin's doctor and or drug suppliers.

    Remember what happened to Michael Jackson and who did the law go after? The guy that kept doping him up!

    WAKE UP CALL!

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    1. Anonymous6:19 AM

      Her doctor(s) need to head for the hills as Scarah has her breakdown which is apparent from her extreme weight loss and her appearance on Faux News looking totally drugged out. We all knew that, in time, she would self-destruct because she knows (even more than any of us could ever imagine) how woefully unintelligent, unaccomplished, and incurious she is - and she has to be totally embarrassed about even dreaming about being "a heartbeat away from the Presidency". Her ego disallowed any form of self-introspection to occur when she was tapped and now she is suffering ALL of the obvious consequences that are associated with that level of self-delusion. I suspect that she suffers from serious psychiatric problems and is on a downward spiral - with her obviously anorexic body and pathetic wardrobe choices as a "cry for help". The sunglasses are another outward sign of "self-delusion" and are symbolic since she is suffering from a major identity crisis. She's essentially "hiding" herself with the sunglasses.
      I don't believe I've ever seen a woman of her age age so dramatically and begin to disappear before our very eyes. She's headed for a psychiatric hospital soon.

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  67. Anonymous7:48 PM

    The funny thing is now that no one takes her seriously as a politician she seems to be accepting her role as a "celebrity" so now she is loosening up and trying to dress like one but misses the mark oh so horribly! She & Stillman probably agreed to dress casual but notice how silly Sarah had to try and out-do her by wearing a superman kid's t-shirt. God she is SOOOO back-woods!

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  68. Anonymous7:52 PM

    Now what will Piper Diaper wear to the first day of school since everybody has seen Sarah wearing Piper's new school clothes?

    Does anybody know if Piper is even enrolled in school or will she be babysitting Tri-P in Los Angeles since Bristol is off dancing and doesn't trust anybody but family to watch her homophobic son?

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  69. Anonymous8:21 PM

    Sarah Palin’s Take on Superman’s Name and Image

    http://comicbook.com/blog/2012/08/06/sarah-palins-take-on-supermans-name-and-image/

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  70. Anonymous8:42 PM

    Sarah dresses like that to get noticed. It worked. We are noticing her-- but not in a good way. That would be Sarah's problem. She can't tell the difference between a good image and a bad image. Quitting her job as governor-- bad. Quitting to Cason big time-- bad. Complaining about the lame stream media, while working the media-- hypocrite.

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  71. Not the top comment at Wonkette but I still wish I'd said it first:

    "This is what happens when the Republican National Committee is not buying her clothes."

    h/t Schmannity

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  72. Anonymous9:11 PM

    In the red apron photo, Sarah's Superman shirt has a round neck. In the Wonkette photo, the neck has been slashed to make a V-neck. Odd.

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    1. Anonymous4:12 AM

      Yeah, that's odd for sure. What gives with that??

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    2. The v neck shirt is a Steelman campaign shirt. There are other campaign workers wearing them. The round neck shirt is a different color blue and is one Palin apparently brought with her and changed into to serve that pathetic slop on white bread they called barbecue.

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    3. Anonymous6:03 AM

      She changed her shirt. The apron photo has longer sleeves and is a darker blue.

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  73. Anonymous10:39 PM

    Palin looks like an anorexic boy.

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  74. Anonymous3:39 AM

    Damn, $arah looks positively anorexic in that photo.

    I guess her diet of Redb Bull, vodka, and Adderall isn't doing her any favors

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  75. Anonymous4:06 AM

    The entire thing is just awful. She is clearly trying to appeal to older white men and younger voters that could possibly vote for her in 2016.

    I've been thinking about the sunglasses. First of all it is rude not to take them off in a professional setting...then it dawned on me! She is probably wearing them so she can later lie about having lasik so she will be able to get rid of the current fake glasses before someone in her base finds out that she doesn't really need them. Knowing her MO she will believe that she's not really lying because she did have lasik only years ago. She's clearly in a mid-life crisis or on some heavy drugs or both. CIC/POTUS.

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  76. Anonymous4:07 AM

    Imagine if she showed up at a job interview looking like that? Only works if she is interviewing for a "masseuse" job. Even then, she would be too old. Why is she holding her head the same way Stevie Wonder holds his head, is she loosing her sight? Maybe she is sending a message to her daughters, "Lookit me, I can wear these small clothes, you had better lose weight" I wonder who the poor unfortunate dancer is who got the short straw and has to shove Bristles around the dance floor? If she is hoping not to gain weight this time maybe she will KEEP HER LEGS CLOSED?

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    1. Anonymous5:51 AM

      That is highly doubtful, Bristol is a Sex Addict. Any 20 year old Wasilla resident knows.

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  77. Anonymous4:09 AM

    According to this report, Sarah is winning the gold for her uncanny knack for choosing who to endorse in Senate races around the country.


    http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/sarah-palin-win-gold-senate-endorsements/story?id=16941830#.UCEEXvZlT9U

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  78. Anonymous5:56 AM

    What in the hell is wrong with that woman? Bitch you are almost 50 years old. You stupid, ignorant, demented dingbat. Sit your dumb ass down.

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  79. Evelyn Waugh6:13 AM

    Way O/T perhaps: but looking at Kyra Sedgwicke and Julianne Margulies, just less than a year younger than S.P., Witness how they dress as police officers of high rank, and as corporate attorneye.

    They are tasteful, not too modest, show their own style, yet clear s then are women in power.

    Them sometimes wear flirty pumps, but the emphasis is on pumps. Each has long COMBED hair.

    If Sarah were to emulate either with power and style, they would be it.

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  80. THIS is that PURE TRAILER TRASH she's been working on for years....

    What a worthless lump of humanity...

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  81. Apparently the site GO FUG YOURSELF won't touch La Palinista Fashionista with a ten foot pole. There are no entries there for her whatsoever even though she is now a 'celebrity' of the lowest order. A shame. They say the funniest things.

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  82. Anonymous10:20 AM

    I just returned from Missouri yesterday. I almost gagged when I saw a TV ad there with the beast endorsing "Sarah Stillman". Her mama grizzly tag is still her battle cry.
    I couldn't help but look at Mr. K (my betrothed) and ask if it still OK to call yourself Governor Palin if you QUIT before your term even finished? He certainly didn't think so.
    I'm a little bit happier that Steelman didn't win regardless of all the men who were on the news saying they wanted a picture with the beast, and to kiss her, so that is why they went to see her "speak".
    I hope her outfit fueled all their fantasies because like I said, I gagged when I saw an ad of her on TV in Missouri.
    Guess I'm a hater.

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  83. Anonymous11:41 AM

    who wears Jesus belt with Capri and super-girl shirt?
    She need to throw those sunglasses she seems too no matter if she got them at the dollar store.

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  84. Anonymous11:42 AM

    grandma needs boob and butt job.

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    1. Anonymous1:06 PM

      Maybe Sarah Palin can ask Willow for some of her ass?

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  85. Anonymous6:20 PM

    So who is the PIMP!!!!!!!

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