Morality is not determined by the church you attend nor the faith you embrace. It is determined by the quality of your character and the positive impact you have on those you meet along your journey
Next he's going to get the grandkids out there singing and dancing..you know, just another happy to be alive Mormon family! Too bad Lawrence Wek is gone: he was a sucker for fake happy singing families.
LOL. I heard a pro-Rmoney radio ad today and I wondered who he could possibly get to record it for him. It was his son, who speaks fluent Spanish.
This turd is saying that his Dad is a Mexican immigrant because he was born in Mexico. LIAR! His Dad was born in Mexico to two U.S. citizens. That does NOT make him an immigrant.
Hmm, okay, for a million. Yet he still doesn't get my vote.
Also, I'll like him only after he signs a contract and will also pay all and any taxes on my million.
Wait, I wouldn't sell my soul to Rmoney for ... (borrowing a quote from the film, Fargo):
... Marge Gunderson: And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.
Mitt just doesn't get the vast majority of other people. How we live and why we really would like someone.
I saw yesterday that there were over 10,000,000 contributors to the Obama campaign. As we all know, they are mostly small contributions made by individuals who vote. In my book, that's a lot better than middle-school mentality Facebook "likes." Beaglemom
Mitt: Go ahead and do it. You know it's going to damage your psyche and destroy what little is left of your waning manhood. But you have no choice. You have to do it.
Pick up the phone and call Sarah Palin and say hello. It is likely that Sarah will respond with shit you have never heard spoken by a human being, so be sure you're calling from a state that allows either party to record a conversation without the consent of the other. That is a secondary objective, by the way.
Your first aim is to ask Sarah for her help, right after you apologize for being mean to her and ignoring her when she was doing all of the right things to get you to explode at her and have a very loud public feud, a la Letterman.
Once Sarah realizes that you have been sufficiently shamed, harmed, and accept 100% of the blame for her shortcomings politically as well as the flops of all of the Palin family's recent reality shows and books, Sarah will listen to you if you tell her you are presently holding a bag with her name on it which is full of fresh, new Benjamins, and there are many more just like it with her name on them if she cooperates with our plan. Now Sarah will be receptive to your every word.
Tell Sarah to publicly endorse you. In fact, make a joint appearance with her somewhere each of you have a lot of fans. You two will have to figure out a place to do it. Maybe in Iowa, where some people actually went to that restaurant to see Sarah last year when she was too afraid to speak.
Anyway, after your joint appearance, she will agree to appear daily with you for the nominal fee of $100,000 per appearance over the next 4 weeks. She will have her ghost writer write columns for both of you about things that you agree on, which is basically everything since you are now giving Sarah what she desires most---$$$.
Sarah will get you your likes on Facebook. She will triple your Twitter following. You will find yourself on the cover of Nationsl Enquirer. At that point, you both might want to include an appearance or two with Donald Trump. He isn't going to kick in any of his money---he has to do a friggin' reality show himself to stay solvent---but both you and Sarah will need to promise that you will each appear on The Don's reality show where he will humiliate you and then fire you. But don't worry, that can wait until next season.
Sarah and The Don are your only hope to make this election competitive. Trump will accept the deal at the drop of a hat if you'll help him promote his show while campaigning. Just a mention here and there, proper signage, maybe film a few teaser ads, some type of joint promotion with NBC: Be President for a Day with the Donald Trump Sweepstakes, something tasteful along those lines.
Okay, everybody in? Mitt? Oh, and lastly, there will be some nice jobs for each of us if you're elected in November. If you're sitting down, I'll give you the list.
Trump will be Secretary of the Treasury and/or Chairman of the Fed. Sarah Palin will have her choice of Secretary of State or Press Secretary. And I think that I'll settle for just a low-profile position for myself, maybe Chief of Staff for the President to allow my (ahem) supporters to (ahem) run this country without having to bother with making an onerous amout of phone calls daily to get things done---when they want executive orders signed, I'll bring them to you and you will sign them. Then you'll call a press conference and announce a "signing ceremony" where you'll sign a fake document publicly, which will give a little camera time to Don and Sarah who can either appear on the front row or standing beside you alternatively, each with equal camera time from various flattering angles.
Sound good? You cool with that, Mittens? Everybody gets what they want, and everybody is happy. So let's do it.
---Karl "Turd Blossum" Rove On behalf of Big Money, Big Biz, Big Pharma, Big Defense, and the rest of the 1% who matter.
That would be Secretary Trump and/or Mr Trump to you mister illegal alien.
He's so versatile that he can multitask as an author/billionaire investor/developer/political analyst/birther/talk show critic/presidential candidate/wig model/husband of younger babes.
Hey, dont sell the Don short. He can do more than one job better than anyone else can do just one. Did you know that he is also Sarah Palin's friend?
Not to worry, I'm already well over the primary limit for giving to President Obama and am approaching the max for the general election!
Whenever I have a stamp to waste, I write on the enclosure, "Thank you for reminding me to fork over another bundle of cash to President Obama's re-election campaign!", stuff it in the envelope, and mail it back to Boston.
Mitt the cheapskate could buy the 8 million "likes" quite easily but he probably wouldn't go higher than a penny per. He reminds me of the awkward rich kid trying too hard to make a friend- just one friend. But, seriously, who would want to be HIS friend?
Every single picture of Mitt doing something stupid AGAIN, is sub-titled "47% consider themselves victims". Mitt's just plain stupid is rocketing up into the stratosphere of stupidity, at or above Sarah Palin level.
And in every single picture, it's clear that Mitt is suffering the heat from Harry Reid's relentless pursuit of Mitt's tax return lies. Mitt is shrinking mentally and physically. By concession speech time, the campaign insiders might not even be able to glue their ex-candidate together with anti-depressants and attention deficit drugs. Mitt will probably have to lip-sync it.
Hey, Mitt, it's not going to work. Have you considered begging the Osmond Family and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir? That 47 percent remark about the goobersmoochers - not to smart!
Can we "unike" him for $10,000?
ReplyDeleteNext he's going to get the grandkids out there singing and dancing..you know, just another happy to be alive Mormon family! Too bad Lawrence Wek is gone: he was a sucker for fake happy singing families.
ReplyDeleteLOL. I heard a pro-Rmoney radio ad today and I wondered who he could possibly get to record it for him. It was his son, who speaks fluent Spanish.
DeleteThis turd is saying that his Dad is a Mexican immigrant because he was born in Mexico. LIAR! His Dad was born in Mexico to two U.S. citizens. That does NOT make him an immigrant.
"Please like me. Somebody, anybody."
ReplyDeleteOh sure, if he gives me some $$$.
ReplyDeleteHmm, okay, for a million. Yet he still doesn't get my vote.
Also, I'll like him only after he signs a contract and will also pay all and any taxes on my million.
Wait, I wouldn't sell my soul to Rmoney for ...
(borrowing a quote from the film, Fargo):
... Marge Gunderson: And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.
Mitt just doesn't get the vast majority of other people. How we live and why we really would like someone.
Oh, yah, hey, dat Marge was one heckuva wise woman, yah. Hey, excuse my rough language, ok?
DeleteThe President currently has over 29 million likes. Poor Mitt can't get to 8?
ReplyDeleteI saw yesterday that there were over 10,000,000 contributors to the Obama campaign. As we all know, they are mostly small contributions made by individuals who vote. In my book, that's a lot better than middle-school mentality Facebook "likes."
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
An Open Letter to Willard "Milt" Romney
ReplyDeleteMitt:
Go ahead and do it. You know it's going to damage your psyche and destroy what little is left of your waning manhood. But you have no choice. You have to do it.
Pick up the phone and call Sarah Palin and say hello.
It is likely that Sarah will respond with shit you have never heard spoken by a human being, so be sure you're calling from a state that allows either party to record a conversation without the consent of the other. That is a secondary objective, by the way.
Your first aim is to ask Sarah for her help, right after you apologize for being mean to her and ignoring her when she was doing all of the right things to get you to explode at her and have a very loud public feud, a la Letterman.
Once Sarah realizes that you have been sufficiently shamed, harmed, and accept 100% of the blame for her shortcomings politically as well as the flops of all of the Palin family's recent reality shows and books, Sarah will listen to you if you tell her you are presently holding a bag with her name on it which is full of fresh, new Benjamins, and there are many more just like it with her name on them if she cooperates with our plan. Now Sarah will be receptive to your every word.
Tell Sarah to publicly endorse you. In fact, make a joint appearance with her somewhere each of you have a lot of fans. You two will have to figure out a place to do it. Maybe in Iowa, where some people actually went to that restaurant to see Sarah last year when she was too afraid to speak.
Anyway, after your joint appearance, she will agree to appear daily with you for the nominal fee of $100,000 per appearance over the next 4 weeks. She will have her ghost writer write columns for both of you about things that you agree on, which is basically everything since you are now giving Sarah what she desires most---$$$.
Sarah will get you your likes on Facebook. She will triple your Twitter following. You will find yourself on the cover of Nationsl Enquirer. At that point, you both might want to include an appearance or two with Donald Trump. He isn't going to kick in any of his money---he has to do a friggin' reality show himself to stay solvent---but both you and Sarah will need to promise that you will each appear on The Don's reality show where he will humiliate you and then fire you. But don't worry, that can wait until next season.
Sarah and The Don are your only hope to make this election competitive. Trump will accept the deal at the drop of a hat if you'll help him promote his show while campaigning. Just a mention here and there, proper signage, maybe film a few teaser ads, some type of joint promotion with NBC: Be President for a Day with the Donald Trump Sweepstakes, something tasteful along those lines.
Okay, everybody in? Mitt? Oh, and lastly, there will be some nice jobs for each of us if you're elected in November. If you're sitting down, I'll give you the list.
Trump will be Secretary of the Treasury and/or Chairman of the Fed. Sarah Palin will have her choice of Secretary of State or Press Secretary. And I think that I'll settle for just a low-profile position for myself, maybe Chief of Staff for the President to allow my (ahem) supporters to (ahem) run this country without having to bother with making an onerous amout of phone calls daily to get things done---when they want executive orders signed, I'll bring them to you and you will sign them. Then you'll call a press conference and announce a "signing ceremony" where you'll sign a fake document publicly, which will give a little camera time to Don and Sarah who can either appear on the front row or standing beside you alternatively, each with equal camera time from various flattering angles.
Sound good? You cool with that, Mittens? Everybody gets what they want, and everybody is happy. So let's do it.
---Karl "Turd Blossum" Rove
On behalf of Big Money, Big Biz, Big Pharma, Big Defense, and the rest of the 1% who matter.
"Trump will be Secretary of the Treasury and/or Chairman of the Fed."
DeleteAssuming you mean simultaneous appointments, I especially appreciate the 'and/or'...
That would be Secretary Trump and/or Mr Trump to you mister illegal alien.
DeleteHe's so versatile that he can multitask as an author/billionaire investor/developer/political analyst/birther/talk show critic/presidential candidate/wig model/husband of younger babes.
Hey, dont sell the Don short. He can do more than one job better than anyone else can do just one. Did you know that he is also Sarah Palin's friend?
Pitiful is the word. He must think up these ideas himself - no self-respecting campaign person would ever sugguest such stupidity
ReplyDeleteI agree. He's still in CEO mode and he doesn't take orders (suggestions?) from anyone!
DeleteOK. Let's chant: Romney, Ryan, Romney, Ryan, ....
ReplyDeleteMitt asked me for $75,800!
ReplyDeleteHeh heh heh.
Before you release the funds, we need to talk, Mrs T.
DeleteNot to worry, I'm already well over the primary limit for giving to President Obama and am approaching the max for the general election!
DeleteWhenever I have a stamp to waste, I write on the enclosure, "Thank you for reminding me to fork over another bundle of cash to President Obama's re-election campaign!", stuff it in the envelope, and mail it back to Boston.
Mitt the cheapskate could buy the 8 million "likes" quite easily but he probably wouldn't go higher than a penny per. He reminds me of the awkward rich kid trying too hard to make a friend- just one friend. But, seriously, who would want to be HIS friend?
ReplyDeleteI think I've detected that each time I see that sign, the name ROMNEY gets a bigger font, and RYAN ever smaller.
ReplyDeleteEvery single picture of Mitt doing something stupid AGAIN, is sub-titled "47% consider themselves victims". Mitt's just plain stupid is rocketing up into the stratosphere of stupidity, at or above Sarah Palin level.
ReplyDeleteAnd in every single picture, it's clear that Mitt is suffering the heat from Harry Reid's relentless pursuit of Mitt's tax return lies. Mitt is shrinking mentally and physically. By concession speech time, the campaign insiders might not even be able to glue their ex-candidate together with anti-depressants and attention deficit drugs. Mitt will probably have to lip-sync it.
Hey, Mitt, it's not going to work. Have you considered begging the Osmond Family and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir? That 47 percent remark about the goobersmoochers - not to smart!
ReplyDelete