Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Well I guess Texans are serious when they say they are going to "SECDEE" from the.....Wait, what?

Do you think spelling might come in handy while forming their new independent state?

(Found on Reddit.)

52 comments:

  1. Olivia5:42 PM

    OT: Here is a great visual representation of how the country voted. The one that shows Alaska as compared to the rest of the country is interesting.
    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/13/1161371/-Dem-eye-candy-Accurate-Visuals-of-2012-Presidential-election-results

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    1. Anonymous9:16 PM

      "rocks and cattle" don't vote. hey! Indiana TeaThUGS voted - rocks for brains shit producers that they are.

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  2. Anonymous5:43 PM

    Don't need no education, all you need is common sense gutteral instincts. Rape the earth and shoot em all and have God sort em out. We all's gonna meet Jesus in our lifetime anyway so we might as well dance.

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    1. Anonymous7:21 PM

      Love it!

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  3. Anonymous5:54 PM

    OT and I think he can spell

    HERE IS SHIRTLESS

    Veteran F.B.I. Agent Helped Start Petraeus E-Mail Inquiry
    http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2012/11/15/us/15petraeus_inline.html

    FBI dude photo and name.
    http://media.king5.com/images/humphries-courtesy-seattle-.jpg
    ID: Frederick W. Humphries II, FBI Agent. Humphries reportedly received Jill Kelley's request for the FBI to investigate an email allegedly from Paula Broadwell.
    http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2012/11/15/us/15petraeus_inline.html

    Kissy huggy party: David Petraeus, Jill Kelley at CENTCOM Party
    http://cryptome.org/2012-info/petraeus-kelley/petraeus-kelley.htm

    Frederick "Shirtless" Humphries Seattle connection
    http://www.king5.com/news/local/FBI-agent-in-Petraeus-scandal-was-once-based-in-Seattle-179384411.html

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    1. Anita Winecooler8:44 PM

      Be still my heart! Frederick is such a babe!

      ROTFL!

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  4. Anonymous5:55 PM

    This picture says it all.

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  5. Silly Gryphen! Seplling is a Librul Elite Conspiracy!

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  6. Shari6:27 PM

    Before the Texas bashing starts, let me say that not all Texans are wing nuts. These idiots are just trying to get their 15 minutes. Plus with all the lies and manipulation going on over at Fox News, these dumb asses don't stand a chance. I really think Fox News puts out subliminal messages and has brain washed their viewers.

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    1. Anonymous3:12 AM

      Thanks, Shari!

      Dave
      Austin, Texas
      PS: There's another petition: If Texas secedes, Austin is seceding from Texas.

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  7. Anonymous6:31 PM

    Morans.

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    1. WakeUpAmerica6:54 PM

      I think that's "maroons." LOL

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    2. Anonymous8:03 PM

      "Get a Brain, Morans!!"

      http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-moran.htm

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    3. Anonymous5:11 AM

      No. It's morons.

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    4. Anonymous8:34 AM

      It's moran. Know your Internet memes.

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  8. Anonymous6:32 PM

    I was born and raised in Texas and live in Alabama these people are CRAZY. I live in Huntsville and almost all jobs here are dependent on Army or NASA and their contractors and sub contractors. If people want to leave America go away and leave us alone. Renounce your citizenship and do not come back.

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    1. Anonymous7:50 PM

      I feel your pain. Damn!

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  9. Anonymous6:43 PM

    That is the aftermath of Palin Home schooling.

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  10. Sally in MI6:44 PM

    I always thought the photo of Romney with his grandkids spelling RMONEY should have gotten more play. Do these homeschooled "Christians" just not study spelling?

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    1. They spend their days praying the Lawd takes the President ASAP, and deep frying Twinkies, butter; ok, most everything.

      Not much time left for speeling.

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    2. Sadly, i think the Rmoney one was photoshopped.

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    3. Anita Winecooler8:46 PM

      I loved the "Amercia" one! Classic!

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  11. WakeUpAmerica6:52 PM

    Pretty frightening when you consider that Texas sets the standard for textbooks. Yikes! However, the sign fits in perfectly with their dumbshit governor.

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    1. Anonymous9:18 PM

      fortunately, that has changed a bit.

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    2. Anonymous3:15 AM

      Anon at 9:18 is right. This is changing because many text books are no longer printed on dead trees and therefore can be easily updated digitally and sent to students from anywhere.

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  12. Anonymous7:17 PM

    They'll be ritin' a Declaration of InDIPunDUNCE.

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    1. emrysa8:05 PM

      lol good one...

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  13. Anonymous7:18 PM

    PUH-LEESE! Let Texas SECEDE...and all of these other states. Then they can no longer get federal $$$ that the red states need.... PLEASE SECEDE!

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  14. Anonymous7:26 PM

    I saw this yeaterday on juanitajean.com If you haven't yet, check out her website. She is a die-hard liberal in the heart of Texas. The woman is sharp and has the greatest way with words. She reminds me of Molly Ivins

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  15. emrysa7:56 PM

    lol someone snapped that pic at the right time, didn't they?

    let these people have their own country, fine by me. imagine how much further the us could be if it wasn't for the morans holding the rest of us back all these years.

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  16. hauksdottir8:01 PM

    Remember that Texas schoolboards determine what is in the schoolbooks for the entire country... and they are proud of their willful ignorance and total lack of curiosity.

    "Is our children learning?" was uttered by a Texan.

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    1. Louis Rove Dydoe8:29 PM

      "Is our children learning?" was uttered by a Texan.

      "It's too early to call Ohio! There are too many votes (for Obama!) still out" was too!

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  17. Anita Winecooler8:59 PM

    You know they're serious about it when they put the exclamation point in the right place.

    Bless their pea sized hearts!

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  18. Anonymous9:01 PM

    Wow such a big crowd. The state of Texas really wants to SECDEE.

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  19. Anonymous9:03 PM

    What's wrong wit dat spellung?
    That how we speell it in Wasilly.
    -Sarah

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  20. Anonymous9:05 PM

    Jon Stewart Rips Fox News For Saying Single Women Voted For Obama To Get Free Stuff

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/jon-stewart-rips-fox-news-for-saying-single-women-voted-for-obama-to-get-free-stuff/

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  21. Anita Winecooler9:09 PM

    OT
    Forgot to add this "palette cleanser"

    Nancy Pelosi schooling Luke Russert on ageism. I like Luke, btw, surprised he asked it, but we all have an "off day".


    http://www.politico.com/multimedia/video/2012/11/pelosi-laughs-off-offensive-question-about-older-leadership.html

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  22. Anonymous9:12 PM

    reminder- a plank of the Texas GOP platform says: "children should not be taught critical thinking as it may challenge their fixed beliefs."

    looks like spelling would ,too!

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  23. Anonymous9:20 PM

    Lawrence O’Donnell Tears Into McCain And Lindsay Graham For McCarthy-Like Opposition To Susan Rice

    O’Donnell accused McCain and Graham of supporting Condoleezza Rice despite knowing she lied about Iraq. O’Donnell highlighted Graham’s justification for supporting one Rice but not the other: the United States wasn’t the only country that thought Iraq had WMDs. Thus, O’Donnell coined the Graham Rule:


    “It’s okay for highly placed foreign policy players in an administration to be wrong about something they say on TV involving intelligence, as long as other people are wrong too, especially people in other countries.”

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/lawrence-odonnell-tears-into-mccain-and-lindsay-graham-for-mccarthy-like-opposition-to-susan-rice/

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  24. Anonymous9:22 PM

    These "morans" need to grab a brain (not not each others'!)

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  25. Anonymous9:27 PM

    Let’s Be Honest, Red States Want to Secede Because the White Guy Didn’t Win

    http://www.politicususa.com/honest-republicans-secede-white-guy-win.html

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  26. Anonymous9:34 PM

    Oh now THIS is a delicious SMACKDOWN that Lawrence does on McCain, Graham, and SARAH! Sooo good.

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/lawrence-odonnell-tears-into-mccain-and-lindsay-graham-for-mccarthy-like-opposition-to-susan-rice/

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  27. Oh wait...is that an African-American holding the exclamation point? If she believes she would be better off in a state after the secession no wonder she's a bagger. At least she didn't have to spell anything.

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  28. Anonymous9:38 PM

    Talking in code: Why Romney blamed Obama’s ‘gifts’

    http://tv.msnbc.com/2012/11/14/obama-gifts-to-special-interests-caused-my-defeat-says-romney/

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  29. Anonymous10:14 PM

    I've seen so many errors on these repubs and their signs, but this one takes the cake! Sometimes I wonder if these aren't photoshopped, pls tell me they are real!

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  30. Anonymous1:58 AM

    I think we should all back them up in their efforts. Imagine how much the rest of the country would save, not having to return any taxes they pay PLUStaxes paid by blue states. What an ignorant group of people, giving the US a bad name. Maybe they will make Dubya their "king"??

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  31. Randall3:33 AM

    Morans

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  32. Anonymous3:35 AM

    Well, the good thing is that there aren't very many secessionist supporters there on the street in Texas.
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous9:52 AM

      Good point. My brother's hippie drum circle draws a bigger crowd...


      --ghostwriter

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  33. Blue Girl Liz5:26 AM

    To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic:


    "Battleground States Hymn of the Republic"

    Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of Obama
    He is trampling out the right-wing where obstructionists are stored
    He's the target of hateful slashing from Fox's terrible faux sword
    But the truth is marching on....

    Glory, glory, Hallelujah
    Obama got that bin Laden mullah,
    Glory, glory, Hallelujah
    Obama marches on...

    Obama's in the trenches with the GOP circling camp
    They are trying to tie him to the general's brunette tramp
    The right-wing smells a coverup so they begin their usual spin
    They just can't accept the fact that Mitt Romney didn't win

    Glory, glory, Hallelujah
    He never met the twins from Tampa
    Glory, glory, Hallelujah!
    Obama marches on..

    They are writing in petitions so some states can secede
    They will bash the gays, praise Jesus and continue to inbreed
    Obama sounds the trumpet that shall never call retreat
    He went forth throughout the land and earned his seat (take that, Clint Eastwood!)

    Glory, glory, Hallelujah
    He kicked conservatives to the curb-a
    Glory, glory, Hallelujah,
    Obama marches on...

    Blue Girl Liz....living in a red state :(

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    1. Anita Winecooler12:48 PM

      Great Job!

      Thanks Liz!

      I'll be humming that song all day, LOL

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  34. Anonymous7:44 AM

    I have never in my any years( not telling my age) seen so much whining after an election.
    As for Texas seceding ( see some of us can spell it)
    It's never going to happen.
    Texas will go BLUE next election and that's whats got the baggers upset. But there are many republicans that are intelligent enough to know that Texas cannot stand alone.

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