Friday, January 25, 2013

24 hours later the MSM finally figures out that Sarah Palin is no longer an employee at Fox News. Update!

"What? I'm fired! You can't fire me I'm going to tell everybody I quit!"

Courtesy of Real Clear Politics:

 After a three-year run as a paid contributor to the nation’s highest-rated cable news channel, Sarah Palin and FOX News have cut ties, according to a source close to the former Alaska governor. 

“It’s my understanding that Gov. Palin was offered a contract by FOX, and she decided not to renew the arrangement,” the source close to Palin told RCP. “She remains focused on broadening her message of common-sense conservatism across the country and will be expanding her voice in the national discussion.” 

The source declined to say whether Palin would pursue a television contract with another news network, such as CNN.

Suuure she was offered a contract at Fox, that she turned down! After being the biggest embarrassment on a cable news network that is literally wall to wall embarrassments, that would make perfect sense.

My gut tell me that Ailes could hardly wait until her contract ran out, and if she was offered ANYTHING at all it was undoubtedly nothing more than the chance to occasionally chime in as one of the peanut gallery that Hannity has on his shows that kiss his ass and tell him how awesome he is.

Of course for most of us on this side of the internet this revelation comes as no surprise, as our intrepid blogger buddy Malia Litman reported this yesterday over on her blog. Not to mention that we all were pretty convinced she was toast way back in the beginning of this month.

So I guess it is nice that the rest of the media finally caught up with us, don'tcha think?

You know I REALLY do think that Palin was seriously attempting to market herself to CNN, which might explain why she was sucking up to them late last year, but even though CNN has shifted noticeably to the Right I don't think that the real journalists like Soledad O'Brien would stand for having to share airtime with the Lunatic from Lake Lucille.

Wow! You know I always knew that this was the eventual outcome of Palin's career with Fox News, but now that it has actually happened I find myself a little disappointed that it was not a little more dramatic. I would have enjoyed watching some on air sniping back and forth during her final appearances, but she was probably afraid they would pull the plug on her even faster if she did that.

However I have to say that I would be very surprised if this was the last we heard of Sarah Palin.  Her ego is much too big to allow her to simply disappear completely from the public arena, despite our wishes to the contrary.

Besides don't forget that she has that really prestigious appearance at Terry Schiavo Day in Philadelphia. And who knows, that might lead to other appearances at celebrations nobody has ever heard of commemorating people who were once in a catatonic state. Personally I think events like THAT would be the perfect fit for Palin, don't you agree?

P.S. I will contact my spies in Wasilla and have them keep an eye out for when the Fox News truck pull up to take back their equipment. THAT should be worth a post or two.

Update: Salon has a post up called The Best Reactions to Sarah Palin's Split with Fox News. Good stuff!

Update 2: The New York Times has a statement from Fox news:  

Yes, Ms. Palin’s contract with Fox News has ended, and no, it is not being renewed. A Fox spokeswoman confirmed Friday that Fox had parted ways with the former Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential nominee, effectively reducing her exposure to the channel’s millions of loyal viewers. 

It was unclear whether the parting was Ms. Palin’s choice, but it was described as amicable. Bill Shine, an executive vice president at Fox, said in a statement, “We have thoroughly enjoyed our association with Governor Palin. We wish her the best in her future endeavors.”

And if you buy THAT I have a bridge to nowhere I would be happy to sell you. Trust me, NOBODY ends their relationship with Sarah Palin amicably.

Update 3: Okay Politico has compiled a number of "must see" Sarah Palin moments on Fox News. Even watching the various wig changes with the sound off is HIGHLY entertaining!

Okay, THAT was awesome, and also kind of answers any question as to why Palin is no longer employed with Fox News. Crazy is one thing, but that level of batshit crazy is even too much for the folks at Fox.

345 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:36 PM

    "Sarah, where are you?" one of Sarah Palin's 3.4 million Facebook fans wrote on her wall last week.

    "Has your contract with Fox ended?" another fan had asked the day before.

    Yes, Palin's contract with Fox News has ended, and no, it is not being renewed. A Fox spokeswoman confirmed Friday that Fox had parted ways with the former Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential nominee, effectively reducing her exposure to the channel's millions of loyal viewers.

    It was unclear whether the parting was Palin's choice. Bill Shine, an executive vice president at Fox, said in a statement, "We have thoroughly enjoyed our association with Governor Palin. We wish her the best in her future endeavors."

    As of last week, Palin remained in negotiations with Fox News about a new contract. Her original contract with the network started in January 2010 and ended this month.

    Palin was represented by Bob Barnett, the Washington lawyer who has handled contracts for any number of television and political stars. Barnett did not immediately respond to a request for comment, nor did a spokeswoman for Palin.

    She last appeared on Fox News in mid-December. She continues to publish comments on Facebook, though, most recently on Thursday.

    http://www.adn.com/2013/01/25/2765839/palin-and-fox-news-part-ways-after.html#storylink=cpy

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    1. Anonymous3:03 PM

      "Negotiations" consisting of Palin repeatedly calling everybody but Ailes, begging to continue at FUX.

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    2. Is there another (ex) politician or political pundit on the planet who cannot get the media to accept his/her rants - or even have his/her own website to pursue their political goals.

      Facebook - social media of chitchat is all the Palin inner circle can use/understand!

      The world owes Katie Couric and Tina Fey more than they will ever know or ever receive in thanks.

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    3. Anonymous5:06 PM

      Negotiations = Roger Ailes ignorIng All incoming calls and messages with 907 area code.

      That was pretty decent of Ailes to allow Granny Grifter to AUDITION on NBC Today morning show for ANYONE who would be interested in hiring her. Ailes wasn't interested, that's for sure.

      Once again, Sarah has her head up her ass so she doesn't even know which way the wind is blowing. Sorry thst didn't work out very well for you, Sarah. See ya back in the Great Frontier, Loser.

      BBB

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    4. Couric and Fey did an admirable job on Palin, but they were both just bright shining moments in the eventual, inevitable self-destruction the idiot visited upon herself. She was totally consistent in displaying the most jaw-dropping ignorance at every single public appearance.

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    5. omomma - this is so true - but Couric and Fey were seen by so many - everything after that was a bonus

      It is amusing that both right and left are currently applauding Foxnews

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    6. Okay Gryphen...you got me out of my sick bed *COUGH*...so it's true....the Baldster is DONE! Getthefuckoutahere! YeeHaw! And some other shit!

      Now....*AHHCHOOO*...excuse me folks...I'm gonna take my ass back to bed with my IPad and read and laugh at the nuts at the Asylum while sipping on some orange juice! *COUGH*

      PS...
      I had a wonderful time in the Big Apple and the Inauguration was an experience that me and my family will NEVER forget!

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  2. Anonymous2:38 PM

    Sarah Palin has quit her second job in four years, leaving Fox News. Maverick move. Anyway, more time for shopping.

    http://gawker.com/5979135/

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    1. Anonymous5:23 PM

      Quit, my Ass!!!

      Offered a contract less than 25% of her original contract and told she would have to be in NY four and a half days a week and come to work every day. The dumb bitch almost accepted just for spite, but it had a termination clause with penalties if she breached the tenure or performance clauses in her contract.

      This dumbass didn't understand that she was supposed to be insulted. She still doesn't get it. Roger's been over her since he realized she really is retarded. He picks winners and losers, and she happened to be a loser. But he managed the damage she could do by not giving her a time slot and pissing away ratings for an entire time block. He rolled the dice and crapped out. He washed his hands, hired Jedidiah Bila and will try again. Bila is a safe bet compared to the Screechy Beech. Shots very unlikely that her coworkers will be ashamed to be associated with her the way Fox staff feels about Palin.

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  3. Anonymous2:39 PM

    "And we'll have funfunfun till Daddy (Ailes) takes the cameras away...."

    Sorry Beach Boys...

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  4. Anonymous2:40 PM

    So will FOX be repossessing the studio and wigs?

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    1. Anonymous3:30 PM

      Absolutely!

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  5. Anonymous2:44 PM

    "She remains focused on broadening her message of common-sense conservatism across the country and will be expanding her voice in the national discussion.”

    How? at the car shows? at Terri Schiavo memorial?

    Glenn Beck's network? Perhaps a payback from Snooty Newty? Does anybody else have a suggestion where this whack-a-mole will pop up next?

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    1. Anonymous2:57 PM

      She will probably go over to the Blaze, with that other idiot Glen Beck.

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    2. On facebook of course, that amazing media where the world gathers to "like" their heroes

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    3. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Fleecing the flock with Franklin Graham or doing county fairs with Hank Williams Jr.
      Pat Padrnos

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    4. Anonymous5:49 PM

      Once again, I'll say it. Palin and teenaged girls everywhere love Facebook! It's their platform, and well, the only worse platform is Twitter.

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  6. Anonymous2:44 PM

    Will lie for food.

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    1. Anonymous3:57 PM

      Correction:

      Will lie for booze;

      Sex for meth.

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  7. Anonymous2:46 PM

    And her butt boy Joe thinks he has another shot! Beware Alaska.

    Joe Miller, Former Alaska Tea Party Senate Candidate, 'Seriously Considering' Another Run: Report

    After coming up short in one of the most captivating Senate races in the 2010 election cycle, Tea Party favorite Joe Miller is "seriously considering" mounting a Republican challenge against Democratic Sen. Mark Begich in 2014, National Review reports.

    Miller won the Republican nomination in 2010, but eventually lost to GOP Sen. Lisa Murkowski, who adjusted her campaign to run as a write-in candidate after falling to Miller in the primary.

    National Review reports that Miller was on Capitol Hill Friday, where he met with Sen. Jerry Moran (R-Kan.), chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee. He also swung by to see Murkowski in what was reported as their first meeting since the 2010 election.

    The Hill reports that Miller also visited with Begich to thank the senator for nominating his son to a military academy, but at the time wouldn't shed any light on his potential plans for 2014.

    While Miller still maintains support among conservative activists in Alaska, his controversial history may raise concern with the state's broader electorate.

    Federal informant and former Miller campaign worker William Fulton told HuffPost's Ryan J. Reilly earlier this month that the Senate candidate had worn a bulletproof vest the night he defeated Murkowski in the Republican primary.

    Fulton said the story demonstrated that Miller was "a paranoid guy with a bunch of guys with guns that like to hang out with him who almost became a senator."

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/25/joe-miller-alaska_n_2553287.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

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    1. Why do these folks who hate the government spend every waking moment trying to get on the government payroll

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  8. Anonymous2:47 PM

    Well, we know she will never appear on another network, because she'd have to actually answer questions if she did. She's not bright enough to be one of the people on a political panel, because she can't debate and doesn't have any critical thinking skills.. She'll hid on Facebook and throw mud. Maybe an occasional speech for the fundies. She will have to become even more shrill and bizarre to get any attention. Maybe she'll have a few Brittany Spear moments ;)

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    1. Anonymous3:23 PM

      No please don't say that!

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    2. Anonymous3:56 PM

      You can also be certain she'll not do any television interviews because they won't give her soft questions like Fox did. She will probably do some radio interviews with far right wing radio hosts as long as she knows the questions in advance and has someone to write out the answers for her. But, she'll always have Facebook for as long as she can afford a ghost writer. SarahPAC will also lose a significant amount of donations if she doesn't make any appearance she is interested in running for President. The last time she waited until Oct 5, 2011 to make her announcement she wasn't running, which suspiciously made it appear she wanted to collect as many donations as possibles before having to announce she wasn't running.

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    3. Anonymous4:08 PM

      O/T but speaking of doing wacko radio shows. Is Bris-dull still doing those weekly radio shows? I doubt it. Didn't (won't) last long.

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  9. jcinco2:47 PM

    Lol, it's up at hp. I'm celebrating with a cold one. I have to admit I'm ecstatic! She's lying about turning them down, if they did offer her a new contract it was for 1/10 of the $$ of the old one...they knew she would turn it down because in her pea brain she still thinks she has something to contribute. Here's your chance sarah, you can go on Rachel's show now. you won't be seeing her anymore. No venue with any credibility will agree to her terms of an interview...hahahahaha Can't someone in wasilly take pictures of her clinging to her studio equipment or her wrapped around the moving guy's ankles.

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    1. Anonymous3:59 PM

      Can't someone in wasilly take pictures of her clinging to her studio equipment or her wrapped around the moving guy's ankles.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~```

      That. is awesome!


      She *is* a pitbull, doncha know?

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    2. Anonymous5:28 PM

      +1

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    3. Anonymous5:51 PM

      It's nice to know that Malia Litman first brought this up yesterday on her blog and now FINALLY the media is catching up. That's the thing with Palin, the bloggers find the info first then the larger media outlets catch on. Unbelievable really that someone in a larger format had not reported this yet.

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  10. Anonymous2:50 PM

    Former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords' husband Mark Kelly and National Rifle Association executive vice president Wayne LaPierre will testify before a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on gun violence Wednesday, Jan. 30, according to the committee's schedule.

    Kelly and Giffords -- who was critically injured in a shooting in Tucson, Ariz., two years ago -- recently started an anti-gun violence group. LaPierre and the NRA strongly oppose President Obama's gun control proposals, announced in the wake of the Newtown shooting.

    The Senate committee hearing is titled "What Should America Do About Gun Violence?"

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  11. Anonymous2:50 PM

    Maybe Trump will have her on his little show or she could do Dancing with the Stars. What a joke the hag has become.

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    1. Wow what I would pay to see that insufferable bitch and NeNe Leakes on the same show. GOLD

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    2. Anonymous5:31 PM

      Never watched Trump's silly show, but I would tune in to see her ignorant ass punked one more time. For the lolz

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  12. Anonymous2:52 PM

    Arizona Republicans Propose Bill That Would Not Allow Atheists To Graduate High School

    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2013/01/25/arizona-republicans-propose-bill-that-would-not-allow-atheists-to-graduate-high-school/

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    1. Anonymous3:25 PM

      Come on, that CAN"T BE TRUE?

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    2. Anonymous3:37 PM

      WTF?

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    3. Anonymous4:01 PM

      Doesn't PATHEOS publish Brisdull's piece of shit ghost-written blog?

      no thanks,

      And,

      Seriously? If you live in Arizona and AREN'T a RWNJ,

      you *seriously* just need to get the "F" out, b/c those people will scorch the earth with you in your home!!!

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    4. Anonymous4:13 PM

      So that's the end of the foreign students exchange program ?

      USA USA US...etc

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    5. Anonymous5:38 PM

      Of all the asshat troll ideas. I'd begin a recall petition TONIGHT if one of my state reps fooled around with this type of jerk-off legislation.

      What about the fucking constitution, you waterheaded bagger nuts?

      BBB

      JC, I'm drinking one with you now. And I might have another in about 2 minutes.. These people are absolutely, certified teh stupid.

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    6. Anonymous5:57 PM

      Who the fuck would know if you were an Atheist or not? We Atheists tend to adhere to the private nature of our "religion" much more than do those crazy christians that are always oversharing and trying to make folks believe as they do.

      I grew up an Atheist; it means I had no religion, thus, I never engaged in any religious dialogue because I simply have no religion. I was taught to respect those that do have beliefs and never marginalize them for their beliefs and it's only been when I'm accosted in the privacy of my home, or my college apartment by those "spreading the word" that I speak up and say I'm an Atheist so you can just stop your preaching right now.

      Never, ever, ever as an Atheist would I ever bother someone and appear uninvited at their home to attempt to "spread my non-beliefs" to them. I find those xtian visitations so abhorrent that I truly do take great pleasure in sharing my Atheism with the churchies that actually make it past my dogs.

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  13. Anonymous2:53 PM

    Pl. read this is hilarious: Twitter reaction to Lego Hair split with Fox.

    http://www.salon.com/2013/01/25/the_best_reactions_to_sarah_palins_split_with_fox_news/singleton/

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  14. Anonymous2:53 PM

    Ding Dong the BITCH is Gone !

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    1. WakeUpAmerica4:55 PM

      Bitchin'!! The Ding Dong is gone!

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  15. Anonymous2:56 PM

    She'll always have facebook...lol

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    1. Anonymous4:01 PM

      Only Sarah Palin would require a TWITTER ghostwriter.

      Yes, she really *is* that stupid.

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  16. Anonymous2:57 PM

    Love your second-last paragraph!

    Offered another contract, like hell! Roger Ailes had nothing but contempt for Sarah Palin, and she earned every bit of it. I'm guessing she behaved herself towards the end of her contract because Ailes had already pulled her off the screen during the RNC and was probably only too happy to do it again - and to tell the world that he fired her saggy white ass! I notice he kept her far away from what he thinks of as his prestige show.

    Having her employees lie about a future contract is so Sarah, isn't it? Sarah, pay attention! You were fired because you are stupid and will never be anything in US politics because your time has been over for years now. Do you think we don't know that? Do you think anyone, even in the LSM, believes what you make your employees say about you?

    Yep, we owe a lot to Malia for not quitting. Now the monkeys in the Palin zoo can go back to scratching their arses and picking lice off each other.



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  17. Anonymous2:58 PM

    Totally predictable. Sarah is not even yesterday's news. It was obvious that Roger wasn't going to keep this bottomless bowl of word salad around once her "star power" was gone. There's a new crop of crazies to harvest...Allen West, Joe Walsh. If America is lucky Ms. Palin will now attain the complete obscurity she so richly deserves. Or else she'll be back hawking term life insurance or reverse mortgages.

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    1. Anonymous4:02 PM

      She's just. not. hot.

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  18. Anonymous2:58 PM

    Well there's always MILF porn...

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    1. Anonymous3:10 PM

      Ew. In 2008 she was a MILF in 2013 she's more like to star in an after-school special about drug addiction.

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    2. Anonymous3:27 PM

      Nope, that train has left the station:


      http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/FFN_Palin_Sarah_MIGUELFF_ROCSTARFF_EXCL_100712_50909705.jpg

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    3. Anonymous5:44 PM

      Sarah doing MILF Porn? Fuck that notion, l'll quit looking at nekked women on the innertoobs if Sarah's wrinkly, scraggly bag of bones is liable to pop up. I need some tums just thinking about that roll of skin that sags where her ass should be. Ugh. Heartburn.

      BBB

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    4. Anonymous5:59 PM

      EWW, she's old and skinny and well, old women her age are just kind of dried up and, well, post menopausal and all that and it's not a smooth ride for the men. Kind of like why Ashton Kutcher ditched the old and skinny and crazy Demi Moore for the much hotter and younger Mila Kunis, even if Mila kind of has packed on the pounds since Black Swan.

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  19. Anonymous2:59 PM

    Sarah was FIRED. She is trying to save face. Good Bye
    Good Riddance. Have fun playing with Curtis Menard's son's Warrior Body. BWAHAHAHAHA.

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    1. Balzafiar5:44 PM

      Maybe she can hit the basketball circuit as a paid escort? She loves that kind of action...

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  20. Anonymous3:04 PM

    "We wish her the best in her future endeavors" That statement is standard BS after someone has been fired or "let go".

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    1. Balzafiar5:45 PM

      Yes it is, and her Personnel folder is stamped with big red letters "Not Eligible for Rehire".

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    2. Anonymous5:48 PM

      "We said we wished you the best. That means ELSEWHERE. Now quit calling here. I've got work to do."
      ~ Roger Ailes


      BBB

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  21. Anonymous3:10 PM

    Help! I clicked on ADN and find out I have to PAY for it and I so wanted to read the article about Sarah....Thank goodness for Gryphen! And I don't really want to be anonymous but I don't know how to get my name up...

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    1. hedgewytch3:43 PM

      Fruck ADN! They are doing a bait and switch thing. They say you can view online for only .99 / mo if you sign up. But then if you read the fine print, after a month it jumps up to almost $8/mo, making it almost $90/year for a subscription. Can you say RIPOFF!! I deleted my account with them after almost 10 years as an online reader.

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  22. A. J. Billings3:10 PM

    How sad is it to put all your faith and trust in a failed, defeated, lying quitter?

    Read what one of her Pbots is admonishing the rest of the troops with, to try and keep the despair down:

    QUote from Palin Patriot
    "You must trust what she does is the best for everyone. yes, it hurts sometimes and yes there is disappointment, but you have to trust her and have faith she knows what she is doing"

    How many years is it going to take for them to understand they have all been utterly deceived?

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    1. Anonymous4:37 PM

      Never, those 'bots' are lost people.

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    2. Anonymous5:51 PM

      A few more years, AJ. If they don't know by now, after 2016 there's 2020, 2024...

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    3. Anonymous6:05 PM

      They will never stop believing, which is good for Sarah because she gets their SS and SSI payments each month! Great gig if you can get it, huh?

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    4. It's the faith - gotta have the faith - cause there sure isn't anything else. One patriot calling for donations to the PAC got a couple of sad responses that the people have no money.

      Wonder if those asking for money are plants - or Palins?

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  23. Anonymous3:12 PM

    OMG, who will wingnuts jerk off to?

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    1. Anonymous4:04 PM

      If they are jerking off, it's to pix of 2008 Palin anyway, not 2013 Palin.

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    2. Anonymous5:55 PM

      Jedediah is too intelligent, a major boner killer in bagger land. Maybe she can pretend she's as dumb as Sarah.... Naah, just kidding. We better just keep em zipped.

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  24. Anonymous3:13 PM

    Message from Donald Trump to Sarah Palin: "YOU'RE FIRED"!!!

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  25. Anonymous3:13 PM

    My guess: low-ball offer from Fox News to re-sign with the network. A miffed Palin decides not to renew the arrangement. Bill Shine issues sunny "nice working with you" adios with an implied "Don't let the door hit you on the way out" tone.

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    1. Anonymous3:42 PM

      Fully agree. They might have offered her an arrangement where they'd pay her per appearance -- and the appearances would be when they called her. In the meantime, she'd be prohibited from appearing on any network or show other than Fox.
      Her income is now drastically cut -- her speaking fees and whatever she can shake out of the peebots is all that's keeping the circus tent up. A year from now, she'll have started her own church, a la Aimee Sempell McPherson. It's the only avenue left for a desperate grifter like Sarah.

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    2. Anonymous4:30 PM

      You're spot with the religion comment. Her gig at the Terry Shiavo Conference and her recent FB comments on the Army decision on 'Christian' symbols on chapels...of course, that is a controversy that is months old...she just decided to gin up her followers with it today.

      She is SO despicable. What a waste of a human life. With her gifts of charisma and what I guess could be called 'spunk' she was so attractive. Until she opened her mouth and in 20 mins at the 2008 Republican Convention opened up fractures in the citizenry of this country that she has only gone on to exploit for her own personal gain.

      She has much to answer for...

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    3. Anonymous4:47 PM

      That was my first thought: they made her an offer she could refuse. But on second thought I'm less sure they made her any offer. NPD Queen that she is, she lives for the limelight. Having money attached to the fame was gravy (pretty rich gravy), but a NPD Queen does not turn down a chance to be in front of a camera, especially on a national stage. If Faux News made her any "offer," I bet it was along the lines of, we'll both make nice over the split, and you can save face, and maybe we'll call on you in the future for special appearances (& etc.) And don't call us, we'll call you.
      Kat

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    4. Balzafiar5:47 PM

      Can we get up a petition for the Schiavo people to cancel her appearance? I'm surprised they want to be associated with her.

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  26. Beldar J Conehead3:16 PM

    Not so fast there, buddy boy! Before you and your little blog buddies start gloating about the Screechy Wretch opening and closing and opening and closing windows and doors of opportunity - and shame, also, too - take a moment to realize that THE JOKE IS ON YOU AND THE HANDFULL OF LIBRUL DEAD-ENDERS STILL READING THIS DEFUNCT BLOG!!!! Now that dear, sweet Ol' Granny Lou doesnt have to waste time actually appearing on FOX anymore, she can spend even MORE time progressing common-sense conservative agendums while that generous seven figure paycheck just keeps rolling in! KA-CHING!!!! KA-CHING!!!! Meanwhile SUCKERS like you actually WORK for a living! HA! HA! HA!

    Hold on a sec. My phone is ringing........

    Um.... Oh... Hmmm... This is embarrassing. Say, is it too late to take back what I just wrote about The Screechy Wretch?

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    1. Anonymous5:58 PM

      Free agency = Unemployment

      Look like Sarah's got a house full of free agents!!! Wheeeee!!!

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  27. "...will be expanding her voice in the national discussion.”
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    Bwahahahahahah!

    Good luck with that, you ignorant, vicious, simpleton. The problem with your voice is that it has been "expanded" all along; full screech with no substance. Nobody is listening any more.

    But sure, go ahead and tell your idiot flock that *you* turned *fox* down. (Maybe you did. Did they tell you that you would have to pay them to have a platform? Rolls eyes.)

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    1. Anonymous3:38 PM

      Nefer you turn me on with that talk.

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    2. Anonymous4:58 PM

      "...will be expanding her voice in the national discussion.”

      glenn beck?

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  28. Anonymous3:22 PM

    Fox certainly won't be covering any speaking gigs she manages to line up to i.e. the Bowling Alley Operators Annual Convention in Las Vegas.

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  29. Anonymous3:24 PM

    So this explains the bizarre comment back in December about being irrelevant. She knew. She knew her contract wouldn't be renewed and she was hinting for sympathy. As times Sarah can be subtle but the one thing she can't help is to advertise.

    This should be a paradox for her. Something I'm sure she thought about. If she leaks out that SHE didn't want to extend her contract after a new one was offered, then she is again re-branded as a quitter. If she was fired, let go, shown the door...then the general consensus would be; she stupidly tried to go rogue and bit the hand that fed her, she's not as hot as she used to be (the purging with laxatives didn't work), the constant attacks to President Obama weren't working or her supporters (tea party) got sick and tired of her ass.

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  30. Anonymous3:28 PM

    Of course she was fired. No way would she give up a lucrative job like that, that afforded her to spew venom at President Obama every airing.

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  31. Anonymous3:29 PM

    "Bill Shine, an executive vice president at Fox, said in a statement, “We have thoroughly enjoyed our association with Governor Palin. We wish her the best in her future endeavors.”

    Wasn't that about the exact same words they used when they fired Beck. It doesn't sound to me as if Sarah decided just on her own that she wasn't going to renew her contract. After all, how many people would give up a million dollars/year contract where so little is required. Even then she always said about the same nonsense at every appearance, with a stab to Obama even when it was off topic. Sarah also knows this helped kept her relevant and in the public eyes.

    Sarah just doesn't want everyone to know this wasn't her idea. This also could be the reason she seems to have taken a turn for the worse with her anorexia. It seems she has lost a lot of weight in the last 3-4 months which could be caused by her lack of self esteem and depression over the loss of her contract. Lets face, she knew months ago what was going to happen and if any negotiations that may have been ongoing was not going very well for her.

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    1. Weight loss caused by lack of self-esteem and depression? Nah. Meth.

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    2. Anonymous6:18 PM

      Doesn't look like meth to me, more likely Adderall, it is the weight loss drug of choice for many and it doesn't make you get scabs on your face or lose your teeth, which Palin doesn't have; she simply shows no physical presentation of advanced methamphetamine usage.

      You can safely us Adderall for no more than 3 months for just an emergency weight loss such as a wedding or other event you have to go from a size 10 to a size 6 in a short amount of time, but it can be a real doozy if you stay on it too long. Especially for an old gal like Palin. It can do a lot more damage to old organs and just interrupt the already raging hormone cycle of the menopausal women.

      I think she's an old Adderall junky; it's cheap, easy to get and the obvious side effects are few, but when they present themselves the side effects are devastating and difficult to reverse.

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  32. Anonymous3:32 PM

    She was a complete bust at Fox News. They dreamed of turning her into right wing Katie Couric, but she proved absolutely worthless outside of being a babbler. She couldn't interview, host or do more than be a babbling brook that goes into repeat mode after 2 minutes. After four years, she's not been able to land a steady radio gig. And every year she doesn't run for president, she loses her appeal. Tina Fey has a brighter future as Sarah Palin than she does.

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    1. So true. They didn't sign her for three years and three million dollars to spew hate at the President a few minutes a month. Anyone think they built that studio at her house for that? They had a show planned for her maybe for when Greta's face fell. They set up the studio, pay the money and in a meeting a fox exec asks "why is she playing with her poop?" They were stuck and the theme song for her "show" became "Riding the Storm out."

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      HA!

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    3. Just imagine, someone too stupid for Fox News. That's about as low as it gets. The amazing thing [well...maybe not] is that it took them this long to figure it out. Or maybe waiting her out was cheaper than breaking the contract.

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  33. Anonymous3:32 PM

    Roger to SaraHoe, take your money and get the fuck out of here, you stupid BITCH.

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  34. Anonymous3:33 PM

    Gryphen, don't be surprised if the broadcasting equipment becomes her property now, it could have been in the contract. It's old technology by now.

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    1. Balzafiar5:52 PM

      Early subscribers can get a discount on the new Palin Porn Playhouse cam. Something for everyone! No hidden fees and your credit card statement will show a donation to a religious cause.

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  35. Anonymous3:35 PM

    Shocked! Shocked I tell you! Who could have foreseen Palin tanking?
    She'll take her winnings & move on to the next exploit.
    Maybe she'll become the spunky rootin' tootin NRA spokeswoman?

    Keepin' children safe with MORE guns... very Palinesque.

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    1. Anonymous4:20 PM

      You hit the nail on the head. As much as I despise this low life skank, she has mastered the art of conning. She is slicker than owl shit, and knows how to play those old stupid men, to get what she wants. With her PIMP at her side, she will continue to make fools out of her followers, and take them for every cent that she can. Whoring comes natural to her. She uses it in place of intelligence, personality, and morality. Her pedophile of a father taught her well.

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      Yosemite Sarah!

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    3. Anonymous4:54 PM

      not anymore. even old men want something pretty and sweet to fantasize about. $carah's a dick shriveling ugly nasty old shrew.

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  36. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn3:40 PM

    Awwww, the poor Palin Barbarians at the Cesspool! Maybe if they wish, pray and give, give, give real hard, Stinkerbelle will come back to "life"...

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    1. Anonymous6:03 PM

      They need to fast, also, too. And their queen needs to continue. The phone could ring any day, so don't eat until the contract is signed!

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  37. This story reminds me of the time Gisele Bundchen threw herself at me. It was pre-Brady and she said "Tiny, I have to have you now!" I was like, "no. I need to be free to pursue other interests."

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    1. Anonymous6:06 PM

      Those were some desperate days for Gisele. She came after me, too. I just couldn't get it up. She didn't look enough like Sarsh to turn me on.

      ~Creepy Chuckie, Jr.

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      That must have been like having a pure bred racehorse throw herself at you! Not to say she isn't pretty, but wait, not she isn't pretty. She's a Gazelle, oh wait, she's Gisele, my bad, she just looks like a cross between a racehorse and a Gazelle, except with more gay football player husband ;-)

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  38. Anonymous3:47 PM

    "will be expanding her voice in the national discussion.” Are there really any neanderthals that really believe that? Oh, yes, the Palinbots...
    She won't be getting daily talking points memos anymore from Fox News, so whatever will she talk about? She doesn't have a grasp on national or foreign issues, that's obvious.
    I'm sure she's retained a few 'advisers' to craft together some sentences for her to spout off about on her Facebook, but that won't fare well on other cable outlets.
    I'd love to see Soledad O'Brien interview Palin about a subject, any subject. O'Brien doesn't put up with stupids...She'd mop the floor with Palin, so would Chris Matthews, Rachal Maddow, etc., etc., etc.
    She's toast.
    It's the openings of Chik-fil-A's and car shows for her. And perhaps writing (having someone write) a book or two...

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      Well, she did manage to find a gig at a car show recently but looked so strung out that Toad had to hold on to her so she wouldn't fall flat on her ass.

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  39. Anonymous3:48 PM

    We'll see how "amicable" the split was when Sarah sues them for abridging her first amendment rights or something stupid like that. Bwahahahaha.

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    1. Oooohhh, hadn't thought about that! This might actually turn out to be more fun than we thought possible.

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  40. Anonymous3:48 PM

    It's funny that this would be 'officially' announced on a Friday afternoon. That's when 'news' is released that no one cares about!

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    1. Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh...

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    2. Anonymous5:34 PM

      Or news that might be awkward. Palin had become a serious embarrassment and Faux News obviously wished the problem would quietly go away. So long Sarah — we won’t miss your stupidity.

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      Yup, the old Friday news.dump. Take a dump, and there's Steamy Sarah.

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  41. HOO-RAH... Can cyanide be far behind?

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  42. Anonymous3:52 PM

    Ding dong! The witch is gone...which old witch? The Wasilla witch!...
    Ding dong, the Wasilla witch is gone!

    Oh happy day...

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    1. Nice! Wish I had thought of that one.

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  43. Anonymous3:55 PM

    Bullshit. Roger Aisles fired her dried moose shit for brains ass.

    When was the last time she was on? I think the day after the election. Or sometime before Christmas? Yeah, that was when it was over for the wigged one on Fox. December 19...We all just didn't know it at the time...and maybe she didn't either.

    I'm gonna go back and listen to that screed. But I snagged up a few for y'all to enjoy now that she is OVER in a huge way and no longer a toxic dump on President Obama in the way Fox let her be.

    Governor Palin joins Greta Dec.19, 2012

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fmxyupAyc4&list=UUEUKMWREa6HLwfUlD3a3vtQ&index=17

    Gov. Sarah Palin talks to Hannity Dec. 3, 2012

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KQK9kQpcdQ&list=UUEUKMWREa6HLwfUlD3a3vtQ&index=26

    Gov. Palin goes OTR with Greta Nov, 30, 2012

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5Eez7LxQg0&list=UUEUKMWREa6HLwfUlD3a3vtQ&index=29

    Gov. Palin talks to Greta Nov. 6, 2012

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiV9nltIB0M&list=UUEUKMWREa6HLwfUlD3a3vtQ&index=44

    Gov. Palin joins Neil Cavuto Nov. 6, 2012

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdF_zjyQSkc&list=UUEUKMWREa6HLwfUlD3a3vtQ&index=45

    Gov. Sarah Palin goes OTR with Greta Nov. 5, 2012

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTttE5hl9F0&list=UUEUKMWREa6HLwfUlD3a3vtQ&index=46

    http://www.youtube.com/sarahnettoo/

    This is pure BS. Her contract wasn't renewed, period. Ailes had enough of her, especially since her looks are fading fast, and since she's no longer a viable candidate for anything other than being a participant on Celebrity Rehab. The straw that broke the camel's back for Ailes was her "Blood Libel" video which she released specifically against the Fox News Chief's wishes.

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      I can't watch her or listen to her anymore...I've had enough of Palin and her grifting family.

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    2. Anonymous4:42 PM

      Speaking of her looks, I'm wondering if that's why she's been obviously losing a lot of weight. You know, she kinda most likely knew the gig was about to be up, and she tried to lose weight to appear more attractive. Which, totally backfired on her because she looks anorexic as hell.

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  44. Anonymous3:57 PM

    Of course the first to know was Malia Litman who called Fox News and got transferred to a receptionist who told her the great news. Let's hope that Sarah Palin will slink back to Wasilla (what's to become of her in-house studio?) and get a job as a Walmart greeter.
    Beaglemom

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      Walmart doesn't want that wench...She was photographed in K-mart! Then leaving K-mart with K-mart bags! That's a slight!

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  45. Anonymous3:58 PM

    Meh…she lost her looks quite a bit this past year. She was a total MILF for the first part of her stay at FN, but like most women, when the looks start to go, she found out how much her “talent” meant to people.

    In all seriousness, though…she was pretty damn annoying on balance, and the tradeoff between what she gave FN vs what FN lost by being “that station with Palin on it” shifted big time. I’m surprised she lasted as long as she did. I used to turn Hannity and Greta off when her segment came on. Big Bill was smart enough to say…”uh…no. She won’t be a guest on my show.”

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  46. Anonymous4:09 PM

    This isn’t entirely surprising. There have been signs for quite some time that FNC, or to be more specific Roger Ailes, was souring on Palin. Her appearances on the network have become increasingly rare, which was odd considering the fact that the network went through the effort and expense of constructing a remote studio in her home thousands of miles away form the network’s home office. Additionally, there were reports way back in 2011 that Ailes was not entirely pleased with Palin both because of the fact that she chose to announce her Presidential intentions on a talk radio show and because of her reaction to the criticism she unfairly received after the Gabby Giffords shooting. Last year, the speculation about the status of her relationship was put into further doubt when she took to her Facebook page to complain about the fact that the network did not utilize her during the Republican National Convention. So, perhaps, this was a long time in coming.

    In any event, I cannot honestly see CNN, and most certainly not MSNBC, giving Palin a contract. Perhaps she will venture into talk radio, or join Honey Boo Boo on the reality show circuit.

    http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/sarah-palin-is-out-at-fox-news-channel/

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      I do believe the "blood libel" speech was likely the beginning of the end of her stay at Fox. I honestly don't think anyone but Hannity thought she had much to say. The contempt that Billo had for her was obvious to me. Beck called her out several times when he was still with Fox and even Greta Van Suck Up appeared to be tiring of her and resentful she got stuck with her at times. Her days were numbered.

      Sheesh

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      Ailes had buyer's remorse big- time after only about 2 months, if that long.

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  47. The true epitaph on a useless political endeavor

    "And if you buy THAT I have a bridge to nowhere I would be happy to sell you. Trust me, NOBODY ends their relationship with Sarah Palin amicably."

    I wonder if John McCain will break before he dies to admit what a disaster she was.

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      He can't. They are forever bound.

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  48. Anonymous4:12 PM

    Palin bashed the GOP Establishment as Fox tried to shove them down conservative America's throats. Karl Rove and Dick Morris who predicted that Romney would win by a landslide remain on Fox's payroll. Palin is an Independent that just happens to be registered as a Republican. It took Fox 3 years and millions of dollars to figure that out. LOL

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      Palin is a mentally unstable intestinal parasite.

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  49. Anonymous4:14 PM

    All Fox had at her studio was one camera and cable wiring. She may have bought it wholesale from Fox. Glen Beck may air her remarks on his online network.

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      Nothing could be more appropriate than that.

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  50. Anonymous4:15 PM



    (CNN) - Sarah Palin and Fox News have parted ways.

    The former Alaska governor and 2008 vice presidential candidate had continued to speak out on politics as a paid contributor to the channel but turned down a recent offer to renew her contract with the network, according to a source close to Palin. Fox News confirmed that Palin will no longer be with them as a poltiical analyst.

    Follow @politicalticker

    The decision apparently ends, at least for now, a relationship which has hit rough patches in the last year. Reports said Palin angered network president Roger Ailes by announcing on a different news outlet she would not run for the White House in 2012.

    In August of last year, she posted on Facebook, "I'm sorry Fox cancelled all my scheduled interviews tonight," raising again questions about her future with the network.

    A year earlier, Fox News host Greg Gutfeld said he had made a "joke" when he said "The only problem with talking about Sarah Palin is that she works here ... And if I say something bad and I see her in the hallway, I feel really awkward and wrong, so I just kind of say, 'good job'."

    Her contract expired at the end of 2012.

    Fox News Executuve Vice President of Programming Bill Shine said in a statement, "We have thoroughly enjoyed our association with Governor Palin. We wish her the best in her future endeavors."

    Ahead of the 2012 election, Palin toured early primary states in a bus plastered with an image of the U.S. Constitution, wooing local politicos and appearing at politically significant events, including the Des Moines, Iowa state fair.

    Her political organization, Sarah PAC, contributed to various Senate candidates this past cycle.

    Palin has not been exclusive to Fox television properties. Palin and her family also starred in a one-season reality show - "Sarah Palin's Alaska" on TLC - and Palin appeared as a featured "guest host" on NBC's "Today Show." She spoke to CNN moments after casting her ballot in the Alaska Republican primary last March.

    Her family has found their way onto other media properties: her husband, and her daughter competed on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars" and taped a reality-style show, Lifetime's "Life's a Tripp."

    http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/25/palin-and-fox-news-call-it-quits/

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      Sweet Jesus...When even the likes of Greg Gutfeld disses you, you might as well call it a day. I hate that guy.

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  51. Anonymous4:23 PM

    Sarah lies so I don't believe she turned down the offer unless it was a drastic reduction in what she was getting paid for her stupid comments.

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    1. Anonymous4:44 PM

      You don't turn down the renewal of your contract unless you have the firm contract for the next deal signed, sealed and delivered. First you get the new offer, then you politely decline the offer of the renewal.

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    2. Anonymous4:50 PM

      I think the only money offered would be to pay to get ride of her without her making a big stink. If she perceived anyone had hit on her or her girls, she would cry rape or pervert. There are many ways she can twist things.

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  52. Anonymous4:24 PM

    Without fail every attempt Sarah makes to save face amplifies the failure.

    Will there ever be another prominent fundie with this great a gift for self humiliation?

    I doubt it. The other frauds, like Bachman, are surrounded by a few people who care about them and would mercifully yank them off the stage.

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    1. Oh my, you have so nailed it. "Will there ever be another prominent fundie with this great a gift for self humiliation?" No. And, there's really no historic figure of this magnitude either.

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  53. Anonymous4:25 PM

    OMG - when will those pathetic morons at the pee pond ever wake up. This is just one of many pathetic posts there now. These people are seriously deraged...Read it and laugh...

    The Momma Grizzly has sprung herself from the Fox trap!

    This BEGS the question, WHAT COMES NEXT FOR SARAH PALIN?

    Already answers to this question run rampant over the web. Strangely enough, I have yet to hear any word from FNC. Are they worried their ratings will sink further once the news is out? When Palin was on ANY of the FNC or FBC shows, rating went sky high. Who can fill the void she left behind? Is there ANYONE who will dare try to?

    Suddenly, the Nation and the World is her oyster! She has powerful friends nationwide (and on her side, lol ) and worldwide. Some are heads of state. How are they receiving this news?

    A chained Sarah Palin was more then a match for her adversaries. What will an unchained Sarah Palin be like? Who will be the first target she sets her eyes on?

    Does she jump into the game of politics with her sharp stillettos, or stay in Alaska with her hiking boots? Only Sarah and Todd know the answer at this time.
    I will say that she has been traveling more this past month and a half then she did last year to functions that where a who's who of massive money and potential donors to a political campaign.

    Have you noticed that 'inherited' money doesn't want, nor supports Palin, but those who have 'earned' their money do want her?

    Don't you find it interesting that the bluebloods dispise her, but those who became wealthy working hard and investing wisely, as Sarah and Todd have done, trust and support her?
    Just think about that for a moment.

    The elites of the nation, wealthy largely because of inherited family money, dislike her intensely. They hold or control the top jobs in BOTH major parties. Their family members are sprinkled throughout the federal government in key power positions. Heck, one of them, Ketchup Kerry is soon to be Sec of State! The Scions of their families control most major American companies. In short, a relativily SMALL group of people control what happens daily in America. A TINY percentage compared to the population as a whole! Notice that the balance of all the money in America flows upward to the very wealthiest in America, the same place that all the power in America flows.

    Consider the fact that the elites want to maintain their incredible gravy train. Consider that socialists like Soros and Obama want to further shrink the number of people who ride the gravy train!

    Face it my friends, the GIANTS are fighting for control while we, the average and everyday citizen, become the casualties of their war for supremacy and ultimate power. Am I making any sense to you?

    PALIN is the game changer to both sides in the war for supremacy between the Elites and Socialists. They fear her more then any other person in the nation. They do so with good reason. She is smart, driven, self made, honest, and most important of all, she is devoted to her Creator, and the truths of the Constitution! She believes that God rules, and the Constitution governs! It is so damn simple!

    We do not as of yet know whether Palin will seek the Presidency. I believe that she and Todd alone, know what comes next and have already made their decisions as to their future.

    We will either see a dynamic woman retire to a well deserved and peaceful lifestyle, or we will see a human dynamo shake the nation and the world up.
    Those of you who know me know that I believe that GOD takes a direct hand in the affairs of mankind when we get it all screwed up as it is now. We have only to look to the Bible for examples. Modern history gives us examples as well. Geo. Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abe Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Ronald Reagan, to name just a few.

    I believe that Sarah Palin is about to write her name in the history book of Americas most inspiring leaders, as POTUS 45.

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    1. Was that Brianus/HammerofThor/CarltonWest/Stoneyjack who wrote that?

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    2. Anonymous5:10 PM

      OMG you need some serious talk therapy. I encourage you to seek help. Most Alaskans (and Americans) would like to quickly forget the Palins came onto the political scene. They are a perfect example of the dumbing down of our populace and a profound example of how few people in Alaska vote. The reality is she was poorly vetted and more importantly she is intellectually incurious and challenged.

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      C4P is 100% a parody site at this point.

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    4. Anonymous5:19 PM

      Wow...pretty delusional. But you'll notice that they give her an 'out' just in case she doesnt run for POTUS in 16....'retire to a well-deserved and peaceful lifestyle.'

      Sheesh

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    5. Anonymous5:43 PM

      Yes, 5:13, it is.

      We spend most of our time saying things like ¨Good Morning, so and so,¨ God Bless you, so and so,¨ ¨Thank You, so and so,¨ and ¨You´re Welcome, so and so.¨

      When we want to be taken seriously, we repost Sarah´s real ¨record¨ to set the ¨record¨ straight on Sarah´s ¨record.¨

      We also spend a lot of time telling Sarah how beautiful she is. We do this a lot. This is very important.

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    6. fromthediagonal6:09 PM

      Anon @ 4:25... Are you in competition with the very capable satirist Beldar J Conehead who posted above?

      While your style of writing is quite different, you make me laugh as well.

      Keep going, because you are quite funny.

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  54. Anonymous4:26 PM

    Silly Sarah, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan should team up and form singing trio 'The Pointless Sisters.'

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  55. Anonymous4:31 PM

    Oh darn, no more quirky, fun pics of Sarah to post on the blog, eh Gryphen? You've got some doozies! Maybe you could do a retrospective of all of the top captures of the Alaskan Bald One. I'd enjoy that tremendously, and I'm sure many would as well. Kind of like a look back at insanity.

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    1. AKinPA4:48 PM

      I know I've seen something like this pic before just not this pose. It has to be photoshopped don't you think? Does any human being actually look that mis-shapened in real life? At any rate it's the one Hollywood Reporter chose to accompany the announcement of her firing.
      http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/sarah-palin-fox-news-channel-415491

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    2. Hideous. Appropriate. Her outside finally matches her inside.

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    3. Anonymous5:38 PM

      Relax, there will be an endless supply of embarrassing photos of Sarah posted by her bots posing with her.

      Those are the best!

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  56. WakeUpAmerica4:31 PM

    LOVED this exchange at Salon:
    navamske
    FRIDAY, JAN 25, 2013 03:38 PM PST
    "Well now Palin can catch up on her reading."

    If someone will give her a hand.


    jprfrog
    FRIDAY, JAN 25, 2013 03:46 PM PST
    Where would you apply that hand?


    FRIDAY, JAN 25, 2013 03:57 PM PST
    Presumably up her backside. I understand that's how the puppeteer made her talk in complete sentences on TV.

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  57. Anonymous4:35 PM

    Hurray! My gosh, this week will go down in history...Our president was re-inaugurated on Monday, Hillary Rodham Clinton kicked some Republican ass to the curb on Wednesday and the wicked witch from Wasilla was canned on Friday!
    Oh waiter? Another bottle of Chardonnay, please!

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  58. Anonymous4:39 PM

    Many palinbots come here to find out what´s really going on with their sarah. This scoop has brought new views from people who have never heard of/or bought into the MSM dismissal of babygate. They click on the links and say, ¨WTF? How come I´ve never seen these photos before? It was so obviously faked! And badly,too!¨

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  59. Anonymous4:45 PM

    I woke up from a nap just now, having this weird dream where people who watch Fox News are in an old folks home, yelling hilariously incorrect answers to Alex Tribek as he hosts Jeopardy on the common room television.

    Sarah could easily fit into THAT scenario, right?

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  60. I hate to admit this but I'm kinda going to miss the fashion disasters and the wig parades on Fox. Of course, I only watched Granny Grifter with the sound muted, but it was still great comic relief.

    Hey Sarah, look at the bright side, now you can catch up on your reading!

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  61. Anonymous4:49 PM

    This tweet from Jan 15 is probably the day she got fired.

    Sarah Palin‏@SarahPalinUSA

    Be confident of this: No matter what you face, you have what it takes! You can do all things through Christ. Phil 4:13

    https://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA/status/291318467414614016

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  62. Anonymous4:52 PM

    It won't be long before they find her lifeless body in some Phoenix hotel next to an empty bottle of Oxycontin and a crack pipe.

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  63. Guess what hashtag is trending on Twitter now? Yeah, #SarahPalinsNextGig

    Read 'em here: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23SarahPalinsNextGig&src=typd

    ...and add some of your own!

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      lol! DCDEBBIE - "fluffer at GOP Convention" ...

      "Fact Checker at "The Onion".. "Abstinence-only educator (when she's not babysitting Bristol's baby)

      DCDEBIE HAS to be an IM'er!!!!

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  64. Anonymous4:55 PM

    Ding fucking dong, the ...

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  65. WakeUpAmerica4:57 PM

    Sarah and Todd can always use the studio to film porn films.

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  66. Anonymous5:00 PM

    Sarah Palin has been replaced by Sippy Dippy SE Cupp, this is the end of Palin being on any network. Remember when The Today show brought her on for the week, it was a complete failure in the long run for NBC. The dried up old prune is now just going to go back to daily rants on Twitter, then we'll hear Palin is entering a mental institution. The end is near.

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      They brought Sarah on for a day, opposite Sarah's old enemy, Katie Couric. Sarah finally thought up a smart response to that gotcha question Katie asked, posing with a copy of the New York Times, saying, "Look what I read, Katie." It was the sports pages.
      http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/2012-02-palinpaper-e1333573787141.jpeg

      You can lead a horse to water, but she still can't read a newspaper.

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  67. Anonymous5:01 PM

    Hey Toad, do you need a job? The Feds are watching, stay away from your SEX TRAFFICKING RING. You won't last long in Prison with that GIRLIE Voice. BWAHAHAHAHA.

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  68. Anonymous5:03 PM

    “It’s my understanding that Gov. Palin was offered a contract by FOX, and she decided not to renew the arrangement,” the source close to Palin told RCP. “


    The magic words are "It's my understanding"

    I CALL BULLSHIT!

    Sarah either received an offer or didn't receive an offer... there is no "It's my understanding"!

    Sounds like somebody is trying to save face!

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    1. WakeUpAmerica6:12 PM

      "It's my understanding..." makes it deniable if this whole thing blows up in her face. I think Fox News ran screaming into the night.

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    2. Olivia6:21 PM

      Definitely saving face. Oh, I am sure they offered her some kind of contract. Not the same one she had and not anything like what she asked for. I imagine she was asking for at least twice the money she got in the last one and I can see her thinking that she is waaay more valuable now so that when they offered her a fraction of what she had in the last one, she would laugh and refuse, thinking they would end up begging her to come back. I am sure that "she decided" she didn't want to pay them to appear on their network.

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  69. Anonymous5:06 PM

    Sarah Palin's 9 Most Outrageous Moments on FOX

    http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/FFN_Palin_Sarah_MIGUELFF_ROCSTARFF_EXCL_100712_50909705.jpg

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  70. Anonymous5:09 PM

    The very, VERY best part of this is:

    "As of last week, Ms. Palin remained in negotiations with Fox News about a new contract."

    That means that just last week Sarah was BEGGING Fox not to let her go.

    In other words Ailes told her, "Read our lips, we said N. O! You are no longer hot enough to generate mouse clicks. Now, take Todd's little balls with you and just run along."

    Take a note Green-Eyed Granny: Milk has an expiration date before it turns sour and when prostitutes age no one is going to pay ten cents for their services

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    1. jcinco5:50 PM

      ha, I noticed that as well..."she didn't want to renew her contract" say her pr flacks.. then why were negotiations going on last week? ha, kicked to the curb...where oh where will she find a platform to screech her poison about her obsession, the president?

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  71. Anonymous5:12 PM

    “She remains focused on broadening her message of common-sense conservatism across the country and will be expanding her voice in the national discussion.” 


    LOL How can Sarah expand her voice in the national discussion? As far as I know, Facebook, which is Sarah Palin's only way she reports important national subjects like Track's tattoos on his Warrior body is in written form only?


    Sarah....... it's Facebook ..... WE CAINT HEAR YOUUUUU!

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    1. Anonymous5:25 PM

      Are there Facebook or computer experts that can help me fix my facebook or computer?

      That old gal, Facebook Sarah says she is expanding her voice but I can't seem to hear her?

      I can't find my facebook volume knob?

      What's she saying?

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  72. Janice, Puerto Rico5:13 PM

    How long will it take before Sarah starts slamming Fox...

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    1. Anonymous6:33 PM

      How long did it take Sarah to slam Glen Rice?
      Brad Hanson?
      Todd Palin?

      Did I miss anybody?

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  73. It's so anti-climactic, no roiling train wreck, no fantastical birth story revealed, just...not renewed. So disappointing. :)

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    1. Anonymous5:32 PM

      She´s been a rolling train wreck for four years. Her physical and mental deterioration is documented, available 24/7 online, and continues with every FB post. Disagree?

      All you need to do is look at her!

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    2. Anonymous5:41 PM

      If Sarah really needs the money and the attention, she could always tell the real story. "I did it for my daughter. I could give that little boy better care, and I wanted her to finish high school." A good ghostwriter could spin that story into a major motion picture. What is Sarah waiting for? For that matter, what is Todd waiting for? He could cash in and make a bundle.

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  74. Janice, Puerto Rico5:18 PM

    Maybe Fox knows something we don't know. Maybe she is being investigated for fraud, FEC violations, etc. and Fox knows it and wants her completely out of their business before it hits the news.

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  75. Anonymous5:25 PM

    Sarah Palin media moments on Fox News - A compilation of Palin contributions to Fox News during her time with the organization.

    http://www.politico.com/multimedia/video/2013/01/sarah-palin-on-fox-news.html

    Her hair -- let me count the ways!!

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  76. Anonymous5:36 PM

    On the plus side, she's now free to have another fake pregnancy.
    Palin is just a step away from being one of the ladies in a hairnet
    and gloves offering samples at Costco.
    Unless her biggest boosters- Limbaugh and Levin , decide to offer her a lifeline and make her their co-hosts.
    Let's see if they put their money where their mouths have been the past 5 years.
    According to Limbaugh and Levin, Palin is Albert Einstein,
    Thomas Jefferson ,
    Mother Teresa , Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher
    rolled into one.
    Surely Limbaugh won't pass on this opportunity of a lifetime
    and refuse to make Palin his radio partner.
    It's a match made in heaven..or somewhere else.

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  77. Anonymous5:41 PM

    I hear she's in negotiations with Vivid to star with Mandingo in the Oboist.

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  78. Anonymous5:41 PM

    So it took Malia Litman, actually calling Fox and posting the news on her blog to get a reaction from the Main Stream Media? We don't do Fox, MSNBC or CNN in my house so I am always lost when it comes to media news channels, except for what ends up on YouTube.

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    1. Anonymous6:10 PM

      What's funnier is that Malia Litman got Sarah's flunky to respond to Palin's removal!

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  79. Anonymous5:44 PM

    If I were Todd, I would tell Sarah to shut the fuck up!

    Every time she sits in her bedroom and tries to make herself relevant on Facebook, all she does is draw attention to things the Palins would like to see go away quietly.

    Sarah if I were you, I would tell Todd to the fuck up.

    Why should he tell you to be quiet?

    You're the one supporting that entire damn lazy unemployed family and he's your purse carrier.

    NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER

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  80. Anonymous5:51 PM

    Results for #SarahPalinsNextGig

    https://twitter.com/search/realtime?q=%23SarahPalinsNextGig&src=hash

    Turkey Growers of America spokesperson
    A Real Devil Wears PRADA
    Rhinestone flag pin designer
    Brothel in Nevada Madame Sarah & Pimp Daddy Todd's Love Ranch
    Birth certificate exposes her as Soviet sleeper & descendant of Rasputin. Steals Alaska back for Moscow.
    Tina Fey impersonator in a club in old downtown Vegas.

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  81. Slamming Fox...now there's a great idea. She can go after them tooth and claw and leave our president alone. I like it.

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  82. Batshit crazy, but some folks love the smell of guano… I don’t know how to get around that.

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  83. Anonymous6:05 PM

    “She remains focused on broadening her message of common-sense conservatism across the country and will be expanding her voice in the national discussion.” 


    Sarah you want to have a national discussion?

    Did Todd pimp out Shailey Tripp?

    Don't tell us to ask Todd, we keep asking him and he keeps his mouth shut.

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  84. Anonymous6:08 PM

    So...watching that compilation, I'm going to come out and say it -- NOSE. JOB.

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  85. As a few posters mentioned above - Palin has so divided the country - nothing with such bile and hatred has been seen since the 60s - and suddenly she brought back all the racism, hatred of women and religious bigotry that we all thought had long gone.

    John McCain will have a problem when he arrives at the pearly gates.

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  86. Anonymous6:13 PM

    Here it is, straight from Joe McGinniss's mouth. Sarah Palin was for the chop a long time ago and she has known it for a long time but kept it hidden from her enablers to keep them giving her their $$$.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTcWHLW9QYY&feature=youtu.be

    She would still be hiding it from the Palinutz but for Malia Litman.

    Malia will be hunting Toad now.

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    1. Olivia6:37 PM

      Malia has been working on Toad the pimp for some time. She is awesome!

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  87. Anita Winecooler6:16 PM

    You know who I really feel sorry for? Poor Greta Van Cistern, that's who! Time to find a new BFF to hang out with on weekends...

    Does Manti Teo have the PERFECT "girl" for the job!

    Hey, Greta, Why the crooked face?

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  88. Anonymous6:18 PM

    "I just don't know what happened. We decided to give the network an enema, and Sarah just disappeared. But the checks we sent rt her home address were being cashed, just saying. "

    --Roger Ailes.

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  89. Anonymous6:18 PM

    When one door closes, God opens another door.

    No more FOX payday?

    Oh well Sarah can work on expanding her Facebook News Bureau.

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  90. Anonymous6:19 PM

    This is an AWESOME day!!!!

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  91. Anonymous6:26 PM

    Sarah Palin’s 9 Most Outrageous Fox News Moments

    fter three long years, Fox News has decided not to renew Sarah Palin‘s contract as a paid contributor. Palin joined Fox News in 2010, not long after she prematurely stepped down as Alaska’s governor by making one the strangest resignation speeches of all time.

    Palin shared her unique opinions on everything from the Tea Party and Obamacare to the GOP primaries and general election over these last few years, delivering her fair share of over-the-top soundbites and sentiments. Below are 9 stand-out moments from Palin’s tenure.

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/sarah-palins-9-most-outrageous-fox-news-moments/#0

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  92. Anonymous6:31 PM

    BUT OF COURSE, she was offered a new contract at Fox and turned it town. In fact, it was probably the same day she was offered the keynote speaking slot at the RNC, which she gracefully declined. I understand now, Sarah wanted to broaden her reach and expand the footprint of her message by avoiding all those millions of viewers. Mmmhmmm... Makes a lot of sense (to the PeeBagger crowd at C4P.)

    BBB

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  93. Anonymous6:38 PM

    There's probably one Palin who is happy that Sarah got canned from FOX.

    BRISTOL!

    Bristol is probably saying I'm glad mom got fired. Its nice not having those fuckers from Immoral Minority on my ass every night.

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