|"OMG! Somebody misses me!"|
We've missed you. We know you spend a lot of time with your family (Yeah right!) now and are on Fox News a lot (Not any more!), but we think it is time for "Momma Grizzly" to make an appearance again. Who better than you who grew up with all kinds of firearms to get involved again and lead a movement to protect the 2nd Amendment. Since many republicans in Congress are too weak-kneed to stand up to a tyrannical Constitution breaking President, maybe it's high time for you to come to Washington and take down some of these corrupt gun grabbing politicians just like you did in Alaska (WTF?) by showing them why Americans have an ABSOLUTE 2nd Amendment right to bear arms and it "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" upon as the US Constitution states. It will drive the left absolutely CRAZY for you to get involved and stand up to Obama and his executive orders. Give us a shout and let us know you are in! (Don't hold your breath baggers.)
You know you can almost see their little tear stained faces as they plead with their once bellicose queen to discharge her signature word salad and bury the gun control advocates in a leafy deluge of venomous verbalization.
I am sure that right now tubby, stretch pants wearing Palin-bots are dragging their oxygen tanks to the rooftops in order turn on their batshit crazy signals, in the hopes that the great Wasilla Wendigo will see them and ride to the rescue.
Yep there's one now.
Gee kids, what a cliff hanger. Will Palin drag herself out of her pill induced coma, in response to the loss of her Fox job, to babble incoherently on Facebook at this gun control issue? Will she crawl out from under her bed, trowel on some makeup, and beg some cable news station to allow her to make an appearance to drum up some dollars for SarahPAC? Will she have an opinion piece ghostwritten for her that she can them put her hoof print on and send off to those whackjobs at Breitbart?
Yeah, probably not.
But you never know. Bwa ha ha ha!