Monday, February 11, 2013

Republican Senator invites Ted Nugent to SOTU speech. Secret Service purchases latex gloves in preparation for VERY thorough cavity search.

Courtesy of TPM:  

Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX), who threatened President Obama with impeachment over his plan to reduce gun violence, has offered a ticket to the State of the Union to Ted Nugent — whose criticism of the president once resulted in a sitdown with the Secret Service. 

“I am excited to have a patriot like Ted Nugent joining me in the House Chamber to hear from President Obama,” Stockman said in a statement Monday. “After the Address I’m sure Ted will have plenty to say.”

I'm sure he will "have plenty to say" right after somebody explains in monosyllabic words what it was that the President actually said in his speech that is.

Nugent will of course be surrounded by more than twenty survivors of gun violence, each one far more courageous than the man who famously crapped himself in order to get out of serving the country, before become the super "patriot" we all know and revile today.

The fact that they would allow this piece of garbage into the same venue as our Commander-in-Chief, or Mrs. Obama and her guests Hadiya Pendleton's parents, is testament to how lucky he is to have been born in a country that does not institutionalize its mentally challenged citizens or castrate them for statutory rape.


55 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:17 PM

    I don't know why they'd even let someone like Ted Nugent in the Chamber. The Republicans - as usual - being total jerks. I just hope there is no disrespect shown our President as he is delivering his speech - calling him a liar - laughing at him or anything new they might dream up!

    Thank God, President Obama is so steady on his feet! Plus, he gives the best speeches EVER and I respect the man totally. As well as VP Biden!

    It's always fun to watch the expressions on Boehner's face as he sits behind the President when the speech is being delivered. He doesn't cover up his feelings nearly as well as does our President.

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    1. Anonymous7:59 AM

      How is the Kool Aid must be good.

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  2. Anonymous4:24 PM

    Let me tell you something, Stockman and TEDDY, if you think for one MINUTE that President Obama will be unnerved because you're in the audience, you've got another thing coming. He's lived with racist assholes like you his whole life.

    Anything for attention, right? You can't TOUCH him. DEAL with it.

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  3. Pat in MA4:31 PM

    He should be completely IGNORED, as should Rand Paul's "tea party" response to the SOTU.

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  4. Anonymous4:34 PM

    What I want to know is what exactly makes Ted Nugent a patriot?
    Because he shoots guns?
    ~NorCalGirl

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    1. Anonymous6:12 PM

      B/c he's a pedophile!
      Family values.

      I hope the secret service whips his ass out the door along with the POS steve stupid stockman!

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    2. Anonymous7:35 PM

      *crickets*

      He thinks he's a patriot and ain't worth arguing with. He might as well dream he's an astronaut or a professional basketball player. He's delusional, and that's being nice.

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  5. Looking for the bright side - there will now be 3 responses to the President's speech - talk about a divided GOP

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    1. Anonymous5:08 PM

      Agreed, TS! Throwing anything and everything at the wall to see if it sticks...and it won't.

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    2. Anonymous5:18 PM

      Divided and confused. Will the GOP have a toll-free number so folks can vote for their favorite response?

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    3. Anonymous7:19 PM

      Anon 5:18 I love it!

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    4. Anonymous3:48 AM

      TS @ 4:36PM:

      Let's make in 4 by asking Sarah to give a screech, er, speech. We know Sarah speaks well extemporaneously. lol

      Maybe Michelle Bachmann, too. Steve King, Paul Broun, and fellow losers ( & lovers?) McCain and Graham, too, also. Wait, don't forget Allen West. And their key nut speaker should be Louie Gohmert.

      I believe this would finally push Karl Rove to that heart attack he most had on election night. The more of these fools trying to out-crazy one another, the better.

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  6. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Ted will think twice about going to Washington D.C. without his concealed carry weapon. Ted is a Wimp.

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    1. Anonymous6:15 PM

      Then he won't even get on the plane!
      I wish someone would kick his whitebread fucktard ass!
      Big mouth asshole is all he is.
      And stockman...party of still stupid!

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  7. Anonymous5:09 PM

    Is there any doubt left why Congress (and palin of course) have the lowest approval ratings? This act is childish, disrespectful, and disgusting.

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  8. Anonymous5:23 PM

    I suspect this cowardly jackass will do no more than make sneering faces because he knows if he acts up, Secret Service and DC Law enforcement will haul his sorry ass off to jail. He is the definition of a tough talking blow hard, just like Limbaugh and too many of these so-called patriots.
    M from MD

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  9. LOOK at this PICTURE! Why does it look like Baldy Louise Heath Palin is braying like an ASS?

    Poor Piper...that poor little girl has a JACKASS for a mother and there ain't shit she can do about it.

    And as far as Ted Nugent...whoever has to sit next to him is who I feel sorry for...he still looks like he shits in his pants!

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    1. Anonymous5:54 PM

      Gina, I just HOPE the cameras don't zoom in on him. You KNOW he's going to know where they're all at so he can do something idiotic. He's only there to disrupt.

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    2. Anonymous3:46 AM

      Obviously, this is an old photo- Piper no longer resembles this little angel. And Sarah looks nothing like this shiny object- she is now a withered bag of bones. As for Nugent, he just looks like a younger version of the POS he has always been.

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    3. Anonymous3:48 AM

      Anon at 5:54 pm. That's exactly what I was thinking. He'll be the darling of the media at the SOTU speech. There is so much stupid in this country that I am constantly speechless!
      Beaglemom

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  10. Anonymous5:33 PM

    So, that draft-dodging, pants-shitting 'patriot' will 'demilitarize' himself before he goes there? Talking about irony...

    I wish and hope that the Secret Service would give him a full-cavity search before letting him in...

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  11. "Tea party patriot" -- a 21st century oxymoron.

    With any luck, Nugent's diatribe regarding his personal future in the event of Obama's relection will become a self-fulfilling prophesy.

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  12. Sarah H (liberal from Texas)5:53 PM

    Y'all, I promise not everyone from Texas is an asshole. Ugh.

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    1. Anonymous7:21 PM

      You have my sympathy. You must find yourself always having to explain yourself, and apologizing for the idiots from your state.

      Elizabeth 44

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    2. Anonymous7:28 PM

      Amen. Neither is everybody in Tennessee. But we have ours and someone else's share of these idiots, it seems like, sometimes. If there weren't a bunch of good normal folks, too, I wouldn't bother sticking around.

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    3. Anonymous11:15 PM

      I am embarrassed all the time by our politicians. There are more liberals in TX than people realize, but as always, the "clowns" are the ones who get noticed.

      sallyngarland,tx

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    4. Anonymous7:14 AM

      I'm from Texas too and I am absolutely ashamed of our idiot politicians. God deliver us from stupidity and prejudice! I do get tired of being lumped in with all the dummies here though. We really aren't all morons!

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  13. Anonymous5:54 PM

    I'm confused.
    Why didn't Diaper Dave Vitter invite Ted the Shitter?

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  14. Anonymous5:56 PM

    Mother Teresa’s Humility List 1. Speak as little as possible about yourself. 2. Keep busy with your own affairs and not those of others. 3. Avoid curiosity. 4. Do not interfere in the affairs of others. 5. Accept small irritations with good humor. 6. Do not dwell on the faults of others. 7. Accept censures even if unmerited. 8. Give in to the will of others. 9. Accept insults and injuries. 10. Accept contempt, being forgotten and disregarded. 11. Be courteous and delicate even when provoked by someone. 12. Do not seek to be admired and loved. 13. Do not protect yourself behind your own dignity. 14. Give in, in discussions, even when you are right. 15. Choose always the more difficult task.

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    1. Anonymous5:56 PM

      Beautiful list by Mother Teresa...it's just too bad that Baldy Louise Heath Palin was too retarded to read any of this and incorporate this into her life or her children lives.

      Nope...not old Baldy...she was too busy grifting and whoring...for MONEY to bother with Mother Teresa' Humility List!

      I must admit....it sure has been nice watching her get HUMILIATED every time she raises that giant pumpkin size head of hers and I just love the wonderful bonus of watching Beefy get the same treatment! Thanks again for posting this!

      LOL!!

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    2. Anonymous7:32 PM

      Beautiful? nope - hypocritical? absolutely.
      That is the how to be a doormat in 10 easy steps recipe. And if she'd actually followed it, she would have gotten nothing done in Calcutta It takes a strong-willed person to run a successful charity.

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  15. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn6:02 PM

    That pic always gets to me (no, not the one of Crazy Cuzzin Ted at the top, the other one). There's Piper, about as angelic as she's ever looked, standing next to a "man" who admitted to several affairs with underage girls in the past. And there's flytrap-jawed Mommie Dearest, yukking it up with them in the spotlight. Meanwhile, she practically drenched her Depends accusing David Letterman of all kinds of lewd remarks against her other daughters. Oy, what a world Sarah and her ilk inhabit...

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  16. Anonymous6:06 PM

    Fuck him, that no playin dickweed.

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    1. Anonymous7:31 PM

      Quit stealin' my lines! Now all I can say is +1.

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  17. Anonymous6:14 PM

    Ted Nugent opened up about his plans to attend Tuesday night’s State of the Union address this afternoon on talk radio host Mike Broomhead’s Phoenix show.

    While the man who has called President Obama “vile,” “evil,” and “psychotic” made sure to say he will “respect the Office of the President” during the speech, he said he will be “taking on the media orgy” after it concludes.

    “We know that the president will have the state of the union stacked and jammed with props, children, and victims of violent crime,” Nugent told Broomhead. “And my friends wanted me to attend to counter that the way that I do: with facts, statistics and common sense and logic and a celebration of self-evident truths.”

    One of the “friends” Nugent referred to is Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) who invited the NRA board member, guns right activist and occasional rock performer to be his guest at the event.

    To get a sense of how he will counter President Obama to the media, Nugent suggested people look to his recent interview with Piers Morgan about guns. “I will do my best, as you saw me dance on the skull of Piers Morgan recently,” Nugent said, “to counter the scams and the lies of the left with irrefutable documented evidence.”

    Nugent cautioned the press covering the State of the Union not to underestimate him, calling himself a “force to be reckoned with” who will “dominate them.” Media orgy, you have been warned.

    Listen to audio below, via KFYI:

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/nugent-will-take-on-the-post-state-of-the-union-media-orgy-just-as-he-danced-on-the-skull-of-piers-morgan/

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    1. Anonymous3:52 AM

      I will never consider any reporter who speaks to Ted Nugent after the speech to be worth my time anymore or any network that puts his filth and lies on the air worth my attention anymore. I think it is despicable that any member of Congress would stoop that low. Ted Nugent should not be allowed anywhere near any member of the First Family.
      Beaglemom

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  18. Anonymous6:18 PM

    Bring it on Teddy, boy!

    Intersting photo.....Screech looks like she is braying like a donkey and Teddy boy looks like he has something BIG hidden behind his jacket. Has he got a thing for the screech or ....?

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  19. I am disgusted by this: a man who has made public violent threats against the POTUS, and who has been visited by Secret Service as a result, is allowed into the State of the Union? Mind-boggling.

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    1. Anonymous4:04 AM

      This is the Republican retort to the President in inviting victims of gun shooting incidents to the SOTU. Smart move, GOP.

      Why not invite Charles Manson, too? After all, he was warning his cult about the coming race war against the blacks while they were committing the Tata-LaBianca murders. In fact, let The Nuge and Manson sit next to one another. Ted would shit his drawers, as he does anytime he's scared or even when stands up too fast, these days.

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  20. Anonymous6:21 PM

    There is something very with this man, and I suspect potty training issues. Not only did he spend a week soiling himself in his pants and showing up unwashed for his selective service evaluation, but even after that at the peak of his pitiful rock star career this is what he did (true story):

    His band played at a very famous venue in Austin, Texas famous for the quality of its backstage catering. In those days (1970's), major acts booked this little 1500 capacity former national guard armory between major gigs in Dallas and Houston, often just for the food, great audiences and the wonderful beer garden out back. But, again, well known for its food, especially the guacamole. You see where this is going. Yup. Ted Nugent climbed up on the the long table laid out with a feast for the band and road crew, dropped trou and took a large steaming dump - it steamed a great deal because the giant bowl of guacamole made from an entire case of avocados was fresh from the walkin refrigerator. Shocked chaos doesn't begin to describe the scene that followed. He had been rude and crude the whole time, gave a crappy show to an audience of jerks, was a "yankee" dissing Texas from the stage, and then showed exactly how unappreciative he was of the food laid out for the entire crew. Security staff had to restrain their own members from pitching him out the side door.

    THAT's Ted Nugent.

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    1. Anonymous9:06 AM

      I saw this ass-wipe in concert at Madison Sq Garden in the late 70's. He played for about 30-40 minutes, got pissed about something and with an angry "Fuck you" to the crowd put his semi-hollow body Gibson in a stand in front of the amps and left the stage. For some reason, the MSG management allowed the guitar to feedback for almost an hour until the next band's time slot. I went home and chucked the 2 LPs of his I owned out my 9th floor window. Couldn't stand him then - can't stand him even more now. He's a lying, shit-encrusted, NRA Board Member, chicken-hawk, self-professed pedophile. No doubt Fox will focus on his miserable cock-sucking face.

      Gryphen - I'll understand if you don't post this because of the language. Nugent deserves no less, though.

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  21. emrysa6:30 PM

    how stupid to invite someone who hates the president to the sotu address. I mean really, there is no point other to be an asshole.

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  22. Anonymous7:20 PM

    Not those that just cover the hand to the wrist. We're talking those thick blue sumbitches that go up to your elbows. A sheriff's deputy gave us a couple of pair at a baseball team party when he saw my son having to sit out at poolside after he had broken his arm. At first, a couple of the little guys on his team were making fun of him having to wear that blue thing up to his bicep. Thrifty minutes later, the same ones were begging the deputy for their own to pretend they were Spiderman or some kind of shit. Little peckerheads. lol

    With a pair of those on and proper authority, I believe you could make even Ted Nugent blush. Nugent is Sarah Palin with a smaller dick. Both are about worthless.

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  23. Anonymous1:22 AM

    I totally do not understand how someone who has threatened the President can be allowed in to the State of the Union -- don't folks have to pass a security check before hand? I swear if Nugent shouts out during the speech or pulls some stupid antics he should be arrested for life (after all didn't he say if the President was re-elected he'd be in jail or dead -- well let's grant him his wish)

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  24. Anonymous3:42 AM

    Looking at that picture of Sarah, Ted Nugent and Piper makes me sad because I know that by now the little girl had morphed into another Palin horror child. Look at the mother: careless, lazy, uninterested and selfish. Look at the "friend": disgraced hater-has been laughing along at God-knows-what. Perhaps they are watching a minstrel show or something. Then look at Piper- still so innocent. Why do we not see photos of her now? The last time I saw he in a family photo she looked bizarre- like a tiny little mini-Sarah. Will the next photo show Piper with a slutty outfit, tattoos and a bulging tummy? God, I hope not. I wish there had been someone to rescue her from that dreadful environment and now it's, sadly, too late. By the way, does anybody know if Piper attends school or if she is "home schooled"- i.e. parked in front of the big screen to watch hours of reality TV.

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  25. Anonymous5:34 AM

    Is that Piper or his girlfriend in the bottom pic?

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  26. Anonymous7:06 AM

    What a piece of shit this fuckhead is. I hate him as much as I hate Palin. How humiliating that an idiot congressman from Texas invites this monstrosity to the STOFTU address. I hope he acts up so he can get slammed down by the Secret Service. ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Steve Stockman, you will be hearing what a shithead you are too. Firing up twitter now you disgusting pile of diarrhea. Maybe Ted can teach you how to live in your own filth like he does. Ted should join the Catholic church with the other pedophiles.

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  27. Anonymous7:23 AM

    Knowing Ted has an affinity for young girls, I wonder if he's hiding something with his jacket in that picture.

    Patriot my ass.

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  28. Anonymous7:40 AM

    What a guy! Uncle Ted is busy packing for his move out of the country and a new life as an x-pat or he's planning his suicide and yet he has time to attend SOTU.

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  29. Anonymous8:04 AM

    Patriotic American Ted Nugent Shit His Pants to Avoid the Draft

    http://gawker.com/5983634/patriotic-american-ted-nugent-shits-his-pants-to-avoid-the-draft/

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  30. Anonymous8:19 AM

    CNN Panel Clashes Over Ted Nugent’s SOTU Attendance: ‘Freedom Of Speech’ Or Attempt To ‘Stay Relevant’?

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/cnn-panel-clashes-over-ted-nugents-state-of-the-union-attendance-freedom-of-speech-or-attempt-to-stay-relevant/

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  31. Anonymous9:11 AM

    Who’s sitting in Michelle Obama’s State of the Union box

    First Lady Michelle Obama’s guest list for tonight’s State of the Union includes a teacher from Sandy Hook Elementary School, a police officer who responded to the massacre at a Sikh temple in Wisconsin, and the parents of a girl killed by gunfire in Chicago earlier this month.

    The assembled guests make clear that the White House will emphasize gun violence with tonight’s speech. But there are also nods to technological innovation — Apple CEO Tim Cook will sit with Obama, as will the winner of this year’s Intel Science Fair and a member of NASA’s Mars rover team.

    The presence of Oregon Gov. John Kitzhaber (D) is a nod to Medicaid reform. An Affordable Care Act advocate will also be in the box, as will the founder of a company focused on new technology and cost efficiency in health care.

    There will also be a wounded warrior, a New York City nurse, the president of the National League of Cities, a small business owner, a machinist, a wind technician, a 12-year-old who has worked on the Let’s Move! campaign, an undocumented student, an adviser to the Marines’ Female Engagement Team, a pre-kindergarten teacher, a single mother who contributed to the White House #my2k callout, a victim of pay discrimination, and a 102-year-old woman who waited hours in line to vote. (We have a whole story on that last guest, Desiline Victor.)

    The full list, with biographical information from the White House:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/02/12/first-lady-michelle-obamas-state-of-the-union-guest-list/

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  32. Anonymous9:13 AM

    State of the Union guest Desiline Victor, 102, will be the face of voting delays at address

    When she set out to her local library in North Miami, Fla., to cast her vote in the presidential election last year, Desiline Victor had no way of knowing the journey would lead all the way to the White House.

    On Tuesday night, Victor, a 102-year-old Haitian immigrant, will sit in the ornate House chamber as a guest of first lady Michelle Obama to listen to President Obama’s State of the Union address.

    Victor voted for the president, but it was not easy. On her first visit to the polls on the morning of Oct. 28, the first day of early voting, she waited in line for three hours. Poll workers eventually advised her to come back later, and she did.

    She finally cast her vote that evening.

    Her story spread around the polling place and inspired some would-be voters to stay in line, too, instead of being deterred by the delays.

    On Monday night, Victor sat in a suite at the Hamilton Crowne Plaza hotel in Washington, a flight from Miami behind her. Ahead was a night in which she hopes meet the man she waited to vote for.

    “I’m very happy, very proud,” she said, communicating through a translator because she speaks only Haitian Creole. The translator is her godson, Mathieu Pierre Louis, whom she raised as her son. She moved to the United States in 1989 and became a naturalized citizen in 2005.

    She never expected to become a symbol, she said — she just wanted to vote.

    But her story was amplified by advocates for election reform who say that what happened to Victor happens too often to others.

    “She’s the American voter story of 2012,” said Judith Browne Dianis, co-director of the Advancement Project civil rights group. “She had the tenacity and the commitment to stay in line, but we know there were tens of thousands of others who didn’t get to vote.”

    Dianis expects President Obama to touch on voting rights issues in his speech. He did so on election night and again during his inaugural address, when he said, “Our journey is not complete until no citizen is forced to wait for hours to exercise the right to vote.”

    When the White House contacted her organization looking for people who might represent the face of the problem, Dianis provided them with several possibilities. And that’s what led to tickets to Washington and a new outfit for the event for Victor. She will also visit the White House for a reception before the speech.

    The whirlwind trip has taken Victor out of her element. She had to buy a coat, since a heavy winter jacket isn’t usually needed in balmy Miami. And here, she’s “Ms. Victor” instead of “Granny” — what everyone calls her back home.

    But when she meets the president, perhaps the address may be less formal. Victor already feels a kinship with the commander in chief.

    “I call him ‘my son,’ ” she says. “I feel like he is my son.”

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/state-of-the-union-guest-desiline-victor-102-will-be-the-face-of-voting-delays-at-address/2013/02/11/3b81604a-74a4-11e2-95e4-6148e45d7adb_story.html

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  33. Anonymous11:37 AM

    So you can threaten to kill Obama and Clinton and still have your invitation to the State of the Union speech honored. The creep that invited Nuge should be put away for treason.
    http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/ted-nugent-threatens-to-kill-barack-obama-and-hillary-clinton-during-vicious-onstage-rant-20070824

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  34. Anonymous8:01 AM

    The article was funny but the responses are priceless. Makes me happy to not be a Liberal if that is how you think.

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