Sunday, March 10, 2013

Sarah Palin tweets plan to sell baked good to help raise money for White House tours. I don't know which part is less believable, Sarah Palin baking, or Sarah Palin offering anybody in the White House any help.

Of course this tweet is in support of Eric Bolling's attentions seeking offer to pay for White House tours now that the Republican's sequester has threatened to shut them down.

Of course it is just a naked attempt to attract media attentions, whihc is why Sarah Palin, the queen of attention whores, can not resist the attempt to get a little reflected glory for herself.

But one has to wonder why the multimillionaire did not simply offer to write her own check?

I mean I think Eric Bolling is a tool of the first order, but at LEAST he offered to pay out of pocket.

The best that Snowdrift Snooki can do is offer to make a donation to a bake sale? Damn that is weak even for her!

Of course dealing with problems with baked goods is a tried and true approach for Granny Grinch.

If you remember back in early 2009, when the people of rural Alaska villages were crying out for help as they slowly starved and froze to death. Palin did nothing for almost two months, before finally making a huge show of flying out with a plate full of cookies and Evangelist Franklin Graham and local homophobe Jerry Prevo in tow.

Let's face it, Sarah Palin has NO intention of donating time, money, or even baked goods to ANYTHING that does not have some sort of payoff for her. All this is is yet another sad and desperate attempt to stay relevant.

And judging by the number of attendees at her most recent speaking engagement, she needs all the help staying relevant that she can get!


Look it's "lying across three seats a piece" room only.

116 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:08 PM

    Baked Alaska?! The meringue covered ice cream thing?
    She's full of shit.
    I doubt she's ever even SEEN a Baked Alaska.

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    1. Anonymous2:39 PM

      It's also an ice cream dessert. Not especially good for bake sales. Just a gooey mess by the time you'd be taking it home.
      Beaglemom

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    2. Anonymous3:23 PM

      According to wiki, it's a dish that originated in France (or NYC, which might be just as bad to down-home chuckleheads) and was named "baked Alaska" in honor of Alaska becoming a state. In other words, I don't think her anti-American secessionist friends (and husband) would appreciate her referring to it.

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  2. Anonymous1:22 PM

    If it's true that Sarah got $75,000 to make her appearance, and I assume other speakers were paid a high sum also, then I doubt the Forum broke even with that poor turn-out. Hopefully they will reconsider any future pay-outs for her "appearances."

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    1. HAHAHA that's what these fools get. they don't get it yet, gop is dirt, dust. they couldn't give away all those empty seats. rotf

      Now she will be in the "lame" news like a 12 year old writing in her diary about her first true love, just to drum up attention.

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    2. Anonymous2:46 PM

      Great analogy, Game Of Life. She's not even IN the "lame" news anymore and I highly doubt CPAC will help that.

      Most MATURE people would realize their past-expiration date and move on to other things. Not her!

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    3. Anonymous4:40 PM

      no no no, she used to get $100,000 if the gig wasn't on the West Coast! But that was way back then. She might be able to get half that much these days, but the price will keep going down because she has never in her life given a speech on a theme (I'm not sure if she even understands the concept), all she knows how to do is bash Democrats (any of 'em, all of 'em). Even the mouth-breathers who follow her will realize that they can just stay home and easily imagine her saying all her usual shit instead of giving her their Social Security dollars.

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  3. Anonymous1:27 PM

    Sarah bakes a "mean baked Alaska?" I believe the "mean" part since that is her nature. I also believe the "baked" part also too, as in "half-baked." And she did scorch Alaska, many times over.

    A mean half-baked Alaskan, that's Sarah Palin.

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    1. Anonymous3:35 PM

      I had the same idea, her tweet should have read, "I am a mean baked Alaskan!" This would have been a totally accurate and truthful statement! Sarah Palin is nothing more than a mean girl from Alaska and most of the time she is baked out of her mind! Her idiotic and mean spirited tweets are all the proof you need to come to this conclusion! Of course it never hurts to have visual proof either, just take any of the photos of her at her latest speaking engagement, Granny Grifter is flying as high as a kite!

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  4. Anonymous1:27 PM

    Democrat making assumptions in ignorance. Just another day in Gryphens life.

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    1. I see Wasilla has checked in.

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    2. Anonymous1:58 PM

      Krusty-Is this the day your keepers allow you computer time?Once again your statement is pure projection. There are drugs that can help you ,tho as fucked up as you are it's dubious at best.

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    3. Anonymous2:15 PM

      There's the door, "anonymous." You can see yourself out.

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    4. Anonymous2:44 PM

      No, no, no, no assumptions. That's Sarah's Face book post:
      Bake sales, anyone? I make a mean Baked Alaska, but afraid Nanny State would shut 'er down. Bolling's offer must suffice for now.

      Sarah thinks that is such a cute idea that she wrote two tweets about it:
      Bake sales, anyone?I make a mean Baked Alaska,but afraid Nanny State would shut 'er down.Bolling's offer must suffice http://is.gd/VFv7fg (The other is a link to the Bolling kpost).

      Ignorance is making a baked Alaska for a bake sale, then wondering why no one wanted to buy soggy cake, melted ice cream and dripping meringue. Ignorance is referring to the US government as a Nanny State, when Sarah's parents are enjoying their social security and medicare. We are also paying for Todd's medical care, along with his family, thanks to his distant relationship to First Americans.

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    5. Anonymous3:53 PM

      Anonymous 2:44; don't forget that the Pimp and his spawn get free health care from the "nanny gov't" because he's 1/4 or 1/8 or whatever Native. Bristol's (multiple?) spawn was delivered and the taxpayers footed the bill.

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    6. Anonymous4:06 PM

      That the best ya got 1:27pm? (yawn...)

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    7. emrysa7:34 PM

      lol I was going to reply to this comment, but 4:06 has taken the words right out of my mouth! what a shame, 1:27... sorry about your iq.

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  5. Just so you know Sarah, I've held a silent action/bake sale with a school of only 56 children and I still held a bigger crowd then shown here...but then I didn't charge the folks for coming in and still made $23,000 and yes, you read a that amount correctly.
    Have a nice day, oh and don't forget to pick up some fresh hand in towels for Todd.

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  6. Anonymous1:38 PM

    Heard anyone who ate those Cookies got samonella poisoning!!

    Someone should post a response to her tweet that her Baked Alaska would give people samonella poisoning!!

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  7. Sarah's cooking? Baked Alaska?

    Since Sarah is known for quitting just about everything before she's finished, her offer doesn't look very enticing. Eating undercooked foods like Half-Baked Alaska can't be very healthy nor all that tasty.

    As far as selling that shit she cooks to an innocent customer, it sounds like an invitation for a lawsuit for damages and an indictment for inspiring to kill a bake-sale customer, selling the mean girl's mean dish. No thanks, Chef QuitNGrift.

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  8. Anonymous1:43 PM

    Who makes Baked Alaska for a bake sale anyway? She's an idiot and if Sarah meant it to be funny, she's not.

    "I make a mean Baked Alaska" = I'm a mean baked Alaskan

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    1. Anonymous1:59 PM

      As long as it has the work Alaska in it. It's her schtick ya know?

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    2. Anonymous2:39 PM

      In order for Sarah to put her mean Baked Alaska on the table of a bake sale and have it hold together for a while would be if Alaska held their bake sales outdoors during below zero weather. Sarah should stick to sticking it to Michele Obama by eating s'mores and Twinkies. Oh, I forgot, no more Twinkies. Cookies, then, a plate of cookies.

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    3. Anonymous4:07 PM

      She's baked alright....

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  9. Anonymous1:53 PM

    Baked Alaska has a half-life of ten minutes. She'd have to be over in a hotel kitchen, with motorcyclists with their engines revved up, for her to "donate" her
    Baked Alaska to raise money. Otherwise, it'll be a slippery, slidey mess that no one will want to eat, much less pay for.

    Sarah: a Betty Crocker cake mix with Betty Crocker frosting-in-can is your level of expertise. And no one will want to eat you still-soggy-in-the-middle bunch of cake chemicals, with a topping of extra chemicals on top.

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    1. Anonymous2:05 PM

      Exactly

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    2. Anonymous2:37 PM

      Now I know why they pushed Piper's face in the cake. It wasn't worth eating.

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  10. jcinco1:57 PM

    what a stupid effin' bitch...

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  11. Anonymous2:02 PM

    LOL such a stupid cheapskate. Typical of a Palin. She's just pissed that she'll never get in the white house now - not even on a tour. God just slammed another door in her face.

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  12. Anonymous2:02 PM

    This woman is an idiot and shows the fact she is from a very small town. A bake sale! She is nothing more than a laughing stock for all of us! I'll wager she cannot make a baked Alaska too!

    Proven liar and fraud, as we all know!

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  13. Gawd that insufferable bitch is ferociously insufferable. Damn straight the old coot can pay for WH tours and trig's glasses. You are so right she doesn't give a rat's ass about WH tours. the stupid clown is mocking our system with silly bake sales while people will be seriously affected by gop's obstruction. she looks stupid, petty, simple, narrowminded, strange, weird and arrogant.

    By her own admission the stupid skank can't cook whatsoever. Baked Alaska my ass! she thinks it's a box cake shaped like Alaska covered with can icing. FOH old goat you aint funny nor cute, you simplehead, chickenhead dementia old fool.

    Old clowny fart is desperate for the "lame" stream media's attention again. Ya old lady take your ashy white naked legs, your inappropriate attire and your ignorant yakking ass back to wasilly. Seriously you are the Ellie Mae of fashion, you have Janice Dickerson's legs and you are a typical bagger when it comes to lying, dodging and cheating.

    BTW--she also passed out cookies to kids during one of her repeated screeches because I think First Lady Obama said something about cookies and health. Then another time she said something juvenile before serving her kids smores because once again she can't get off the First Lady's back. Yeah, right Fitness book for sure.

    she should be ashamed and embarrassed, but she isn't. she looks all wonky eye dizzy like a retarded recorder player, flatass, failed beauty queen of ak. her head moves in little circles with imaginary little birds and tiny stars encircling her fat head, not intelligent at all. Finally she talks up and down like Sybil she's thinking she nailed it, but she doesn't come close. Crazy man crazy.

    One last thing, she sure is going out of her way to dis mccain. It's going to be very interesting very fast once the old had enough.

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    1. I second what Game of Life said.

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    2. Anonymous4:13 PM

      Excellent Snark! F&F!

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    3. Anonymous6:11 PM

      4:13 This isn't snark. It is the truth. Don't like it? Don't read it.

      And please spare us the Snark comment trying to make clueless fools believe that the truth isn't truth.

      Us regulars are well aware of what's true and what isn't (unlike some folks at other sites who choose to not see or believe the reality of Sara Palin's Non-Reality public image.)

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  14. Anonymous2:09 PM

    She already baked Alaskans in the flames of her hell. It is time she get serious and make a real crafty winner... like Moose Turd jewelry blessed by the queenie of weenies herself.

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  15. Anonymous2:10 PM

    Piper -- It's your job to make Baked Alaskas.

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  16. Asked her to promise not to spit in the batter.

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  17. I just want her to promise she won't spit in the batter.

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  18. Twitter Goon Sarah Palin can't get through her drug-addled life one day without trolling for attention, no matter how much it reinforces her persona as a jealous, bitter, immature, under-achiever who can't stand the fact that no one takes anything she says as anything that a serious adult would interject into a conversation. She's an emotional child, and not a good one by any standards of behavior.

    "I, Me, My, Mine": Common themes of every communication from the thin-haired, thin-skinned, recently sacked and currently unemployed Koch Bros Shill. Sarah always has to insert herself into every situation, no matter how absurd or asinine.

    We've come to expect this stupidity from Queen QuitNGrift, and she never surprises us by showing any dignity, grace, wit, or intelligence.

    But I must admit it is fun to point and laugh at her efforts to be relevant as she does the twitter constantly while in the shitter. Laxatives much, Sarah?

    [Hi Sarah, I know that both you and your pervy brother Creepy Chucky, Jr, ead here all the time, because you expand your vocab with real words you read here all the time.]

    By the way, we've mentioned it before but you've failed to improve your personal hygiene by practicing the tips we've provided Your closest associates have noticed, and tell others that you hardly ever wash your hands following a visit to the rest room, despite their reminders to you. At first, they all just suspected that you were just snorting coke every time. Later, they realized that you weren't doing just your coke but also your personal waste functions in the stall at the same time, yet still hardly ever turn the water on at all. Anybody would be a fool to hold your crack berry even for a moment while you put your fake titties back in the right place out from under your arm. Sarah, I know you don't have the ability to stop being an ignorant purveyor of stupidity, but simply making an effort to stop being such a nasty, smelly petri dish of all-things-bacteria all the time. That's why I've refused to shake your hand on multiple occasions, and never will.

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    1. Anonymous4:17 PM

      Boney, MOST EXCELLENT SNARK!

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    2. Anonymous6:09 PM

      4:17 Ain't snark it is the truth. Get over it. (same with your earlier comment.)

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    3. Anonymous7:19 AM

      She looks dirty even in her pictures. How trashy and disgusting is it to not wash your hands when you use the bathroom. I'm sure her nasty kids and pimp daddy Toad don't wash their hands after bathroom visits either. You can just smell the skankiness right through the internet. Probably bathe once a week on Saturday nights.

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  19. Anonymous2:30 PM

    Dopey bitch!!

    Look inside her skull and that's what you'll find:
    Baked Alaska - a rich cold gooey mess surrounded by a stiff meringue brain matter.

    Will this be included in her fitness book to allow for a fulfilling quality of life and sustenance anyone can enjoy?

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  20. Anonymous2:30 PM

    I would never eat anything Sarah served, even store-bought cookies.

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  21. Anonymous2:30 PM

    I make a mean Baked Alaska.... and I've also made it with a black college basketball player in my sister's college dorm room.... and I've made it it my husband's snowmobile partner and I've also made it with Track 's deceased father.... and I've also made it with.....

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  22. Anonymous2:31 PM

    She is perfect for the other brain dead fools that enable her. It won't be much longer until their Alaskan crooked family is baked and done.

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  23. Anonymous2:36 PM

    anon 2:10 reminds us that the last time we saw Sarah bake a cake, she and Piper were making it from a cake mix. Piper had to read the directions to Sarah who didn't know how many eggs to put in the batter. "Three, Mommy, three, look at the picture. See, three eggs." Yeah, Sarah makes a mean Baked Alaska. Is there a Betty Crocker cake mix for it?

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  24. Anonymous2:40 PM

    Sarah makes a mean Baked Alaska?

    SHIT I WOULDN'T EAT CRAP FROM THAT HOUSE, EAT FROM THEIR PLATES OR DRINK FROM THEIR CUPS.

    We have seen Sarah's fungus toes and we know Todd has lived there. Can't forget what Todd's former prostitute said that Todd wraps his used condoms in facecloths when he's finished doing her and takes them with him.

    You got to be sick and retarded to use one of Sarah's facecloths. They most likely had Todd's sperm on them.

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  25. Anonymous2:56 PM

    Instead of Sarah Palin offering to bake for a fundraiser, how about Sarah Palin offering:

    To teach her daughters, son and husband to keep their panties up

    To buy her children condoms and birth control pills.

    To get her children educated so they don't have to live off of Alaskan taxpayers and reality shows.

    To teach her children they should get married first before breeding kids into broken homes.

    To get her husband a job instead of him making money from pimping out single struggling mothers of handicap kids.

    There's plenty for Sarah Palin to do.

    How about finishing a job before quitting?

    DUMB CROSSED EYE BITCH!!!

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    1. Anonymous3:17 PM

      Good list of things for Sarah to do. I would like to add putting a pair of glasses on Trig so he can see.

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  26. Anonymous2:58 PM

    The last thing Sarah made wasn't her husband.

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  27. Anonymous2:59 PM

    Maybe she can set up the bake sale next to Piper's fake lemonade stand. I'm sure she would find a way to skim 90% of the profits for administrative costs. If granny's ever made baked alaskan, I'll eat my hat.

    The whole uproar over the White House tours is ridiculous. The people who are up in arms would never take a tour while there is a black man residing there. More trumped up outrage from the right.

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    1. Anonymous3:15 PM

      Maybe that was the President's way of showing the public that the cuts were personal, and hurt them directly-- the way that they were affecting other people. It was a good move to make people angry enough to contact their congressman to take action instead of taking another vacation.

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    2. Anonymous3:28 PM

      The Congressmen are pissed because they arrange tours of the White House which screws things up w/voters from their states. They are making it political which is the usual process in our world today.

      Plus, they helped create the problem that is going on now - they are idiots and we need to vote out as many of the Republicans as possible in this upcoming election and the one after that.

      They have screwed our country up horribly and are nothing more than obstructionists to President Obama and VP Biden.

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    3. Anonymous6:47 PM

      Anon 3:15
      I agree in that there are many more people who will be hurt by these cuts that are low income that far more would never experience such as those that can take a trip to DC. Many who will be hurt, their priorities will be to feed and house their families and a trip to tour the White House isn't even a blip in their minds

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  28. Anonymous3:00 PM

    How about Bristol? If Bristol could bake or do something, she wouldn't make an ass of herself on DWTS or her failed reality show starring her homophobic son.

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    1. Anonymous3:14 PM

      I liked the scene where Bristol let Tripp lick the spoon with raw cake batter. There are raw eggs in that batter, great for a kid.

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    2. Anonymous4:59 PM

      Bristol didn't even know how to bake a chicken for Gino. Remember THAT trial husband? She had to enlist Willow's help and then she kicked her out of the house.

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    3. Anonymous5:55 PM

      Bristol used Willow to babysit Tripp and to cook chicken for Bristol and Gino then kicked Willow under the bus.

      Typical fucking Palin

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    4. Anonymous6:45 PM

      Bristol used frosting from a CAN for freaks sake.

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  29. Anonymous3:03 PM

    How about Sarah Palin paying her property taxes and stop scamming deals as mayor in return for having her house built with materials similar to the over priced Wasilla hockey rink?

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  30. Anonymous3:17 PM

    I would never buy anything from a Palin bake sale. No telling where they got their yeast (infection) from.

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  31. Anonymous3:22 PM

    Ewww! Sarah Palin baking with those claws? No telling what or who she had those things wrapped around or pleasuring?

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  32. Anonymous3:40 PM

    Haha
    ...
    One does not bring Baked Alaska to a bake sale. It will melt.

    The quitter is just using and stealing again via laying claim to something Alaskan.
    She's hoping her followers are too stupid to get it.

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  33. Anonymous4:30 PM

    Wasn't it Piper who had to read the directions on the back of the cake mix package? Sarah wouldn't have the brains to figure out a baked Alaska, and in fact I doubt she could even define it, but thinks because it's called "baked" that's all that's needed. She certainly wouldn't understand the process of making one, and if she did, I doubt it would be very good. She picked that term because she thought it made her look cute, and wasn't knowledgeable enough to realize it made her look stupid.

    Ivyfree

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    1. Anonymous7:26 PM

      I bet she thought 'baked Alaska' has something to do with salmon or halibut...

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    2. Anonymous9:19 PM

      Does PIG Palin even knows how to read? She had problems with basic arithmetic.

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  34. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Todd, where's that fancy lighter we use for the pipe, I'm making Baked Alaskan or whatever they call it.

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  35. Anonymous4:51 PM

    Remember when her kids school would have a bake sale and lady of leisure Sarah would bring nothing?

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  36. Anonymous4:56 PM

    I'm really pleased to see her tweeting such pointless and nonsensical crap, because it shows that "sensible" Bekki Mansour is obviously not in charge and Sarah's simply out there unshackled. There's no downside to that.

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  37. Anonymous5:22 PM

    I wonder if the moron knew when she posted her usual mess of a tweet
    that " Baked " is a euphemism for being high on weed.
    The Ultimate " Baked " Alaskan has got to be Palin-whatever substance she is obviously abusing.
    Her reference to an obscure FOX show will not mean anything to the 312 million Americans who don't watch the show.
    She would have been better off tweeting about bowling.

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  38. Anonymous5:31 PM

    I would never eat anything she cooked or helped prepare or even handled at a "serve yourself" hotdog stand. She is known for being unhygienic in a sneaky way because she's too damn lazy to wash her hands, and will double down that she did when 'asked' in a friendly reminder sort of way, even when she's been watched constantly for that very purpose, because she will lie if if makes her look imperfect like everybody else.

    Because she does "everything right every time", doesn't say "Oops, thanks for reminding me. I had forgotten. " or "I am sorry, i was wrong."

    People that have known how Sarah really is would have an epidemic of massive strokes as a group together if they ever heard something like that come out of Sarah's mouth. Oh, she can parrot the "fundamental evangelical words" in a imaginative way to "tickle the ears" of those conditioned to respond to those code words in a "fellow believer" kind of way, and like any charlatan, Sarah can read the clues when she's getting reaffirmation from her marks. As one who has seen her game up close and personal, but is now reformed from the brainwashing, I can recognize what she is doing and who she is. But I cannot stand toe to toe against that family. I could, personally, but not at the risk of putting a handful of others into the crosshairs of that pack of wild dogs committed tol destroying anything or anyone by any means to discourage others from calling her out of standing up to her bullying and countering her. There is so much economic insecurity these days and she knows that she can exploit the fact that a great majority of knowledgable individuals cannot afford to take a public stand without being blackballed and coincidentally, lose favor with a boss or be let go in a short-term downsizing or restructuring or begin to be not-picked.

    Sarah's not a team player, not a hard worker, and is known neither to be a great cook nor a seasoned hunter. Most of her skills are imaginary, going back to the time when she was a very mediocre high school girls basketball team that was good enough to win a state title in a small state lacking big-time basketball competition. But to hear Sarah, talk Sarah thinks just because she can imagine things a certain way, she's not only done it but done it better than anyone has ever done. And that crazy dad of hers will back up whatever lie she tells as though he witnessed it himself, and the old source he has is her telling him a bs story to make her daddy proud. Think about Chuck Sr talking about Seeing Trig "pop out" and "Sarah's water breaking", etc. Nobody bothers compulsive liars like them after you've done it a couple of times, because it's not worth the hassle. You will have an enemy for life and it's easier to just avoid them. But it's hard not to watch and notice others go through the same experience in realizing what delusional liars those two people are, speaking of Sarah Heath and her dad. But they go from sucker to sucker, and thinking everyone believes it because they said it, and the only ones that bother to give them the time of day are those who are benefitting off the "reflected glory" of Being associate with Sarah in front of those ignorant of how Sarah and Chuck really are thought of. Sarah is the least clever liar and deceitful person I've ever seen, because she talks so much, she eventually either contradicts or disproves strong, factual statements that she has made as facts or reference points in the past. It's hilarious to watch intelligent persons figure out quickly that Sarah is only gifted and talented in her own mind, and if she didn't force others to take a personal stand in backing the stories about how she is picked on or stand up for her defense by lying for her because they benefit from her "status" as a "public" figure.

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    1. emrysa7:44 PM

      nice comment. anyone who has observed the behavior of these psychos would have no reason to doubt what you say - ties the puzzle together quite well.

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    2. Cracklin Charlie7:55 PM

      Thanks for offering your perspective. I, for one, can understand your reluctance to "put yourself in the crosshairs of that pack of wild dogs".

      Bullies can be some very dangerous creatures, and especially so, when they are working in a pack. But even the bully should be very careful, lest the hunter should become the hunted; kind of like the case of Ken McElroy of Skidmore, Missouri.

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    3. Anonymous8:49 PM

      Anon5:31's comment is pretty deep and seems very well-informed. Would love to read more of your thoughts. Have a book in the works?

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  39. Anonymous5:42 PM

    Does she know what baked Alaska is? Cake topped with ice cream and enrobed in whipped egg whites. Great bake sale offering.

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    1. Cracklin Charlie7:24 PM

      Baked Alaska is delicious!

      Maybe Sarah will include the recipe in her health/fitness book.

      As if.

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    2. Anonymous10:45 PM

      I don't know why anyone wouldn't just give Sarah credit for knowing the best things to sell at bake sales. She has obviously done more bake sales than anyone here at this site and knows what sells best and how to cook those items better than anyone else. You are all just jealous.

      If the item has Alaska in the name she can cook it, shoot it, field dress it, wear it, catch it, whatnot better than anyone. Because she's from Alaska. Sort of. Actually Idaho. But the stories about Idaho are Long the life's that Sarah makes the best mashed potatoes ever. Man, can she dig up some damn potatoes out of the ground. If its about a spud, she knows it. But those are Sarah-Idaho facts. Right now it's the Alaska energy expert Sarah that is talking about herself. So listen up. Did you know that the lower 48 states bring in 25% of its energy needs from Alaska ? And that she is the primary reason for that? And that she knows more about energy...? Except that it's not 25% nor 20, -5 or even 10% unless Ssrah is telling the story. Why would the foremost energy expert in the world be so far off on a basic fact, a number, a percentage, as something like that about her home state? Did she misspeak? Perhaps. In which case she misspoke about the same percentage verbatim in over 100 speeches or 50 or however many she gave. Because she said 25% every time.

      Maybe she knows that there is something called baked Alaska that would be great at a bake sale because it has 'Baked' in the name. So baked shicken would be fantastic at a baked sale if the chickens were from Alaska. Baked beans? Same thing. Baked potatoes? Sure thing. You betcha.

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  40. Anonymous5:52 PM

    stupid sarah...........stupid stupid sarah.
    first off what you all have said, you don't sell an ice cream dessert at a bake sale.
    secondly-baked alaska is NOT a dessert that even originates in alaska.
    the chinese first had a version of this dessert but used pastry instead of meringue. the french are the ones who took the dessert and added meringue to replace the pastry.it originally was called omelette norvégienne ("Norwegian omelette").

    The name 'Baked Alaska' was coined at Delmonico's Restaurant by their chef-de-cuisine Charles Ranhofer in 1876 to honor the recently acquired American territory. Both the name 'Baked Alaska' and 'omelette à la norvégienne'/'Norwegian omelette' come from the low temperatures of Alaska and Norway.

    so a dessert made of ice cream, originated in a communist country, revised and named in a socialist republic is what stupid sarah tweets she can bring to a bake sale to keep the wh open for tourism. what an idiot.

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    1. Anonymous6:32 PM

      Like everyone here said the baked alaskan herself doesn't even know what a baked alaska is. Anything for attention to try and associate herself. Fucking coward can only hold a one way conversation. She stays away from the news media so her ignorance and stupdity won't be exposed.

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    2. Anonymous7:11 AM

      But, but, but it has the words "baked" and ALASKA in it! ALASKA! ALASKA! ALASKA! ALASKA! ALASKA! ALASKA! ALASKA! Don't you get it? The Palin's are from ALASKA! Hasn't she told you that enough times already that she's from ALASKA!!???!!??? No? Well, she is from ALASKA! Get it?

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  41. Anita Winecooler6:11 PM

    Twettle dum tweeted that? Does she know the Urban Dictionary definition of "Baked Alaska"????

    Yeah, anything to remain relevant (in her own mind)

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    1. Anonymous5:56 PM

      A sexual act that involves defecating on the partner's chest, ejaculating on top of it, and flatulating over an open source of flame to enlight the mound of excrement ablaze.

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=baked%20alaska

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  42. Anonymous6:15 PM

    She does a lot of cooking with baking soda, but it's nothing you can eat.

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  43. Anonymous6:30 PM

    I think scarah had better read the Urban Dictionary for their definition of "Baked Alaska".


    Scorpie

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  44. Anonymous6:39 PM

    Of course, a normal person would write "shut it down." But not our Sarah. She has to perpetuate her folksy mythology by writing "Shut 'er down." As far as I'm concerned, "folksy" is just another word for "stupid."

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    1. Anonymous7:53 PM

      Grandma Sally Heath, Grandpa Chuckles, Grandpa Todd, Grandma Sarah, Bristol and Track should have learned to "shut er down" until they got married first. But no, everybody got pregnant before marriage.

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    2. Anonymous10:51 PM

      I have reason to doubt whether or not Sarah can actually cook or bake anything. But she knows a lot about having a bun in the oven prior to getting married. That recipe isn't a secret, but it's sure been in that family for generations.

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  45. Anonymous7:04 PM

    The Palins are all definitely boxed cake mix and canned icing types of people. Oh, and soup from a can, except for that moose chili, I forgot, she can actually cook chili. I'm sure she uses canned tomatoes and canned beans, from WalMart :-)

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    1. Anonymous10:48 PM

      And someone else's moose meat fom their freezer. And someone else's recipe...

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  46. Poser Sarah Palin insulting all Mothers and Students who actually do bake for bake sales.

    Or is Sarah Palin so stupid she doesn't know what a baked alaska is? It's ice cream in a mold, popped out onto cake, covered in merengue and then baked just enough to brown the merengue. The merengue protects the ice cream from the heat but it must be eaten quite soon. At a bake sale? It would melt all over the table, making a gooey mess.

    I think I'll go with stupid. The easiest solution is often the best answer.

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  47. emrysa7:29 PM

    I'd bet the farm that asshole doesn't even know what baked alaska is... she's just trying to drum up some donations for the grifter pac.

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  48. Anonymous7:42 PM

    Why would Sarah Palin offer to bake something for others when her own kids lived off of fast foods and whatever they found?

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    1. Anonymous10:23 PM

      I don't think she was really offering sincerely to cook that for anyone.

      She was just saying that she's a great cook if it has the word Alaska in the name. Plus, she's faster than a sledging bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap a tall building with a single bound.

      She's an expert marksman a knowledgable gun expert.

      And the greatest mother and the most outstanding governor and town mayor...

      The world's foremost authority on energy blah blah blah

      Sarah wins every pissing match in her imagination. Because if she can say it, she's done it. Even if you prove her wrong, you can't convince her with facts. My two dogs understand a lot of things because they listen, and they also know most of the time when they've done something stupid, because dogs are pretty smart and eager to please when we're smart enough to teach them. Sarah, not so much. But Sarah can talk and she does talk and when she talks, types, tweets, or has something ghostwritten, it is about Sarah

      I wonder if she cares how far I can spit. I'm guessing that she doesn't. Are much at all. Or to be more precise. Not a damn bit. And I'm more certain that even my closest friends and family or anyone that might stop to help me fix a flat --- none of them would care either. If I thought they did care. I'd let them know, but only if they asked. Otherwise. It would be not only presumptuous of me to assume someone thinks this is an important factoid becsuse it's about ME, but I'd also have to consider how stupid it would be of me to assume anybody gave a damn about that just because it went through my brain. I have assume that Sarah was thinking, "I just like to tell things about ME, MYavorite subject. There are many other things I will share later about MYSELF. Because I know everyone will be thrilled to read it because it's about ME. In fact, everything is about ME. Or there's something wrong with it or it's not as good as something about ME. If its about someone else, it is dumb. But if it's about ME, it is the most important thing at this moment that you can be hearing or reading, because it's about ME."

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  49. Anonymous7:47 PM

    What does Sarah Palin know about baked Alaskan or Alaska?

    Isn't Sarah a caucasian transplant from Idaho who was injected and impregnated by an Alaskan before marriage.

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    1. Anonymous9:28 PM

      Sarah has been injected by more than just an Alaskan. Can't forget the black gentleman she banged the crap out in her sister's Alaska college dorm room then afterwards Sarah went to visit her boyfriend Todd when Glen got finished with her.

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    2. Anonymous9:49 PM

      Yes, those are inconvenient facts that do not support her narrative, so please shut up with those facts. ~ C4P Fans of Sarah

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  50. Anonymous8:50 PM

    Sarah Palin's twitter account has 888,000 followers. Only 132 of those followers thought her Baked Alaska tweet was worth retweeting and a piddly 56 marked it as a favorite. She's a rock star....lol.

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  51. Anonymous9:21 PM

    Stop worrying about the White House and government. Worry about the Palin prostitution ring and all the icebergs coming your way.

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  52. Anonymous9:31 PM

    Look at that picture where Sarah last spoke at. I have seen more participation and people at a PTA meeting discussing whether or not they should serve rice pudding in the elementary school cafeteria.

    My how Sarah has fallen.

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  53. Anonymous9:37 PM

    Is this how Sarah Palin got the pity speech deal? From a former Miss Alaska?


    According to SPHASH:

    ".....After the speech, Palin answered questions from Southeastern professor Christina Gard, who was Miss Alaska in 2004...."

    http://sarahpalinhasaserpentsheart.blogspot.com/2013/03/sarah-still-looks-like-and-spews-out.html

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  54. Anonymous9:48 PM

    Sarah Heath was born in Idaho, does that make Sarah an Ida-Hoe?

    Unmarried Sarah Heath got injected by an Alaskan, does that make her an Alaskan?

    Hmmmm?

    Since unmarried Sarah Heath also got injected by a African American Michigan college basketball player, does that make Sarah a Michiganner?

    Sarah Palin now commutes back and forth to her home in Arizona, does that make Sarah an Arizonian?

    So what is it? Which state does Sarah Palin holds allegiance to?

    Is it which ever state pays her the most and won't extradite her or Todd to Alaska to face federal charges?

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    1. Anonymous12:09 PM

      Yes, Anon@9:48pm

      Yes, She da ho. But since Sarah speaks in 1st person only, Sarah says I da ho. And it's the only thing she's been truthful about in the past 5 yrs. Cuz she da liar, too. Also.

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  55. Anonymous10:47 PM

    I seen Levi and he seems to be very happy lately and Britta is doing well too. They both seem happier since their separation from the Palins.

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  56. Anonymous11:12 PM

    When's the next SarahPac financial report due out? It's going to be very interesting to see how much loot they didn't bring in.

    Speaking of financial reports, when is the first Alaska Fund Trust due out? Who said she was going to give a quarterly report? I believe it was Sarah Palin's best friend from Wasilla, it was realtor Kristen Cole the trustee to the Alaska Fund Trust.

    Trustee? Now that's a title.

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  57. Anonymous8:11 AM

    Anybody see Bristol lately? Something tells me that she has another baby bump to get even with Levi or she got her chin reduced. Not like Mini Me to hide that long.

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  58. She is a fraud, folks.8:25 AM

    Only the most ignorant fuckstick moron would make an ice cream dessert to sell at a Bake Sale.

    Which explains exactly why Sarah Palin would think of it.

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    1. Anonymous6:50 PM

      DAMN! How did the great people of Alaska fall for that crossed eye retarded know nothing idiot?

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    2. Anonymous8:55 PM

      The madness of the midnight sun....

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  59. Anonymous8:36 AM

    Who in their right mind would want to eat anything that this nasty Bitch prepared? You would need a shot pf penicillin, before you dare touch anything handled by this dirty skank.

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    1. Anonymous10:31 AM

      Todd is dumbass but even Todd wouldn't eat that shit. Todd ate out at Shailey Tripps

      LOL

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    2. Anonymous12:29 PM

      Todd not only ate out at Shailey Tripp's once, not twice but over a year worths of buffets.

      Did Sarah ever noticed that Todd never went home hungry?

      I guess Todd prefers groomed, clean kitty kats over bushy stanky moose.

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    3. Anonymous6:57 PM

      Maybe Grandma Sarah is lonely for Todd and got her moose pie some cosmetic surgery to remove those loose flaps and aired it out?

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  60. Anonymous2:55 PM

    Bwahahaha no safe haven for Palinbots seeking refuge from the evil down arrows of disagreement and reFudiation of their satanic queen!
    Palin4america, you're next! Bwahahaha!

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  61. Anonymous4:47 PM

    Can Quitter Sarah Palin complete one job or book before starting the next one? What happened to the Palin health/training/cookbook?


    ‘Happy Holiday’: Sarah Palin writing book about Christmas, scheduled for November

    http://m.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/books/happy-holiday-sarah-palin-writing-book-about-christmas-scheduled-for-november/2013/03/11/f6138396-8a9a-11e2-a88e-461ffa2e34e4_story.html

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  62. Anonymous9:16 PM

    Is it true that Bristol is getting her college GED?

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