Saturday, March 16, 2013

The results of the CPAC straw poll are in.

Rand Paul, did the best, just like his dad before him. Of course as we know that has NEVER resulted in a great deal of support during a presidential run.

Odds are Rand is too arrogant to realize that however.

Then it is the great brown hope, Marco Rubio, Rick "Don't Google me bro!" Santorum, Chris "I did not get invited" Christie, and Paul "I did not lose that last election, blame the other guy" Ryan rounding out the top five.

Apparently Jeb Bush, KNOWING that winning this poll is the kiss of death in the presidential race, asked that his name be taken out. So all that was left was this clown car full of losers.

Wow! Check out who is sitting right down at the very bottom.


Uh oh! It looks like perhaps somebody did not wow the participants as much as she thought she wowed the participants.

Damn! That has gotta hurt!

Oh well considering how many phony boobs the CPAC participants saw perhaps they simply did not find Palin's all that interesting.

(H/T to Hot Air.)

145 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:58 PM

    You mean those "great tits" that are making their way south faster than you can say Pimp Toad.

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    1. Anonymous7:40 PM

      Gravity.

      Not just a great song by John Mayer.

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    2. Anonymous9:41 PM

      Gryphen, Do you have one of the pictures of her with the flat chest to put side by side with the one above. Kind of like comparing her flat belly and her big belly three weeks later... Does she think that all of us are blind?

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    3. Anonymous12:25 AM

      Yeah, how about that side shot of her at the beach where she's so obviously, totally FLAT CHESTED side by side with this (deliberately showing her nips, of course) and also side by side with one of the "glamour" shots for that Newsweek (or was it Time?) spread where she was posing sexily on that dock with big ole fake tits. Or even that side view of her anorexic self shopping in LA. No big tits in that one either.

      Maybe her crudely saying that Todd got the rifle for Christmas and she got the "rack" was her way of publicly acknowledging (finally) that her tits are fake.

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    4. Anonymous5:30 PM

      LOL!!!

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    5. Anonymous - let me guess: you're male?

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  2. Anonymous2:59 PM

    If Sarah Palin wants to impress people then she shouldn't publicly perform oral sex on Big Gulps. That may impress dirty old white men but not America.

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    1. Anonymous7:46 PM

      Hey, 3% of the wingnuts voted for her. I have to give more credit to the 97% of HER people that know better than to even pretend that she's a player in GOP politics. What a punch in the gut that REALITY can be, coming off that meth binge.

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    2. Anonymous9:28 PM

      It's not even 3% of America that would vote for her but 3% of CPAC, which are the fringiest of the fringe. You know you are political toast when only 3% of your crazy base would vote for you. However, she has a real shot at a career in standup :-)

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    3. My lyin' eyes may be trick'n me but it looked to me that she was workin' that (non)-bendy straw to a "happy-ending"!!

      Been lurking and loving Gryphs' writing since near the beginning, always resisting adding any comments and THIS!? is what breaks me down? It looked real good just 2-3 weeks ago she was fading, spiralling, sinking fast....why is she back to torment?? Satan is truly cruel.

      Peace to all and to Gryphan an extra special dose of tranquillity, you are a saint in my holy book.

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  3. Anonymous3:01 PM

    Tits on a Nutjob are still on a Nutjob. Sarah Palin was being Laughed at not her jokes. Even the CPAC
    Faithful know that she is DONE.

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  4. Anonymous3:01 PM

    According to the McCain campaign staff, Sarah Palin is infatuated with polls. Except for polls where she does badly.

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    1. Anonymous7:49 PM

      Funny how badly Sarah's done in every poll where she didn't have her staff or fanbots stuffing the ballot boxes with sock-puppet votes by the same few people voting, clearing their cache, then voting again.

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    2. Anonymous9:29 PM

      Yea, and none of her bots could afford to attend CPAC because they sent Sarah all their lunch money!

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  5. Anonymous3:03 PM

    I think Sarah's choice to be another Kardashian didn't do her political creds very well. From top of the ticket to bottom of the roll call in just 4 years. She is on her way out unless there is a slot for a pole (poll) dancer.

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    1. Anonymous8:17 PM

      The Kardashian's know how to make a fortune out of fake marriage. Don't insult them by putting name in same sentence with the dumb She Devil from hell.

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  6. Anonymous3:09 PM

    YYAAYY more comic grub from Loser Fake Boob Sayrah for us to feast on!
    Thank you Uncle Gryphen, you rock!

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  7. Anonymous3:10 PM

    Man! Sarah Palin is on the bottom of another poll?

    Sarah's poll ratings were once high in Alaska but it hit rock bottom there too.

    Sarah Palin has always had that affect on people, polls and jobs.

    Must be the Sarah Palin Curse?

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  8. Anonymous3:12 PM

    There is not one person on that list that I would trust with my dog, let alone the fate of this nation. Good grief. If we can take back the House next year, and get some things DONE for this country, Dems will be in great shape for 2016.

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    1. Anonymous3:24 PM

      I'd vote for my dog before I would ever cast a vote for any of the above jokers. He's part poodle so at least he's got a leg up (pun fully intended) on them in intelligence.

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    2. Anonymous7:54 PM

      The best that anyone at the TOP of that list will finish in the race for POTUS is second. Sarah is the weakest link on the losing team. They don't give Miss Congeniality awards to good losers in politics.

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    3. Anonymous11:19 PM

      None of them is even a good loser, let alone a gracious one...Mitt is still not accepting responsibility for the loss, and neither is McCain.
      I'd love to ask her 'bots why it is that she has not had an interview off Fox in years? And that little co-host stunt on Today doesn't count. She has never appeared on Meet the Press or any Sunday show outside of Faux, and now they don't even want her. She doesn't do 60 minutes. She doesn't debate. She just screeches her lame stump speech over and over and they eat it up. You know, even filet mignon gets old if you eat it every night, and Sarah is serving 80% fat mooseburgers.

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  9. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn3:14 PM

    Yup, and the poor puppies, while leaping and rejoicing over their Dear Leader's half-hammered lounge act, are a BIT upset over this poll. They tried SO, SO hard to recruit others attending the Rethug circus to vote for her, early and often. And they can't stand the Paulites, whose only vice is that they're better organized than the aged and incompetent Flying Monkeys. Oh, well...

    BTW, all the old (**cough**paid**cough**) socks are back commenting at the Kiddie Pool, names I haven't seen there in ages. Gee whillikers, they all just happened to show up in time for SarahPAC's dandy little "gimme dollahs" letter to the faithful, don'tcha know! Some of the comments in the CPAC live thread are pathetically priceless.

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    1. Anonymous7:57 PM

      Coincidence? We know better. Chumming the water for sucker fish. Sarah's act has grown old and stale. The weak support from her fellow 'conservatives' is a good indication of how far she's dropped off the radar.

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  10. Anonymous3:19 PM

    Yeah, United States, Wasilla, and Los Angeles, Sarah's Straw Poll placing shows just how much CPAC 'RILLY' liked her. A Known Pimp's Wife has no chance in Republican Circles. She was 'USED' to get the REDNECK Base to watch.

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  11. Anonymous3:19 PM

    Sarah Palin was not good enough for:

    Miss Alaska
    Alaska sportscaster
    Mayor
    Governor
    Christian
    Mother
    Grandmother
    Wife
    High school basketball player
    College student
    Vice president candidate
    FOX commentator
    Facebook journalist
    Energy expert

    Seriously, WTF IS SARAH PALIN GOOD FOR?

    No kidding, Sarah Palin has always failed at everything she has ever attempted.

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    1. Anonymous3:35 PM

      I so agree with you that she has failed at everything she touches!

      The woman is the laughing stock of the USA. Everyone knows she's a friggin' idiot, liar and fraud. She doesn't even know enough to go play in the dirt, or the highway, or the Alaskan wilderness. The majority could care less if they ever see or hear from her again!

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    2. Also, too, belonging on that list:

      Successful TV reality-show star
      Markswoman/unassisted huntress
      "Real, live" author who doesn't need a ghost writer
      Family cook (Thanksgiving takeout from Quiznos, daily fare from Taco Bell, and boxed cake-mix cakes spackled with canned frosting don't count)

      Nobody is expected to be outstanding in every accomplishment, but a narcissist like $arah will insist that she is...



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    3. Anonymous4:50 PM

      Yes, thank you for simplifying for us!

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    4. Anonymous5:38 PM

      She is only good at getting the attention her blatant insecurity craves. Just like Trump. Both spew hate and racism yet receive enormous free publicity from their buddies in the media.

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  12. Anonymous3:26 PM

    So the pious Christian Conservatives applauded and cheered at the sexual innuendo? Holy roller Bible thumping hypocrites!

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  13. jcinco3:30 PM

    haha, I voted for ricky perry just to see the results as I knew he didn't have a snowball's chance...

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  14. Anonymous3:37 PM

    Everytime she opens her hate filled maw she gives Conservatism a black eye.
    Good job Queen Esther,thanks a lot!

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    1. Anonymous8:20 PM

      She does have her successes.

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    2. Anonymous11:14 PM

      Name one.

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  15. Anonymous3:44 PM

    Wait, this wasn't the result of CPAC's annual d*ck measuring contest?


    I know, I know, I'm going to hell...

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    1. AKinPA5:47 PM

      Anon at 3:44. Cheer up! Look at all those religious wing nuts who are convinced they're going to heaven. Do you really want to go there?

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    2. Anonymous11:14 PM

      Well, I did read that 3/4 of the votes in this straw poll were cast by men (and 99% of them were white men) so no wonder Sarah expected better results.

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  16. Anonymous3:57 PM

    If she couldn't say mean things about the President and anybody who doesn't agree with her, she wouldn't have anything to say. She has no substance...

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  17. Anonymous3:58 PM

    So wigged up Sarah P. drove her clown car around CPAC honking her red nose (or her boobs) and no one voted for her? Aw..... Brand decline.

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  18. Just remember, Michele Bachmann won the Iowa straw poll and was considered a front runner (briefly thank God) for presidential nomination too.

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  19. Anonymous4:13 PM

    Sarah Palin and the definition of insanity: giving the same speech over and over and expecting different results...

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    1. Anonymous4:39 PM

      Excellent observation,and it applies to her fans too. Unbelievable how BLIND they are, how they refuse to see the reality: she is playing them they are just marks, source of endless easy come bucks.
      "Coincidentally" SarahPac latest letter just sent out?
      Gawd..

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    2. Anonymous11:13 PM

      Gotta justify those huge PO costs on her PAC reports.

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  20. Anita Winecooler4:17 PM

    Wnat? I guess the wonk eye and wonk nip got one percent each and the straw lick got one percent.


    Can I ask a silly question? What does "don't know" getting 14 percent have to say about this crowd of "winners"? Wasn't there enough choices for "loon of the year"?

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    1. Anita Winecooler4:42 PM

      oops, I meant "Other"

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  21. C'mon folks Sarah Palin is a traditional gal.. she likes the bottom.

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    1. Anonymous5:21 PM

      LMFAO !!!

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  22. She even called attention to her rack.

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    1. Anonymous5:45 PM

      Sarah's such a classy broad! snark/

      It still boggles the mind that that antique porn show was once running for vice president of the United States.

      Big Gulp!, Please....she can only handle sucking on thin bendy straws after Glenn "Mighty Gulp" Rice....Bwhwhahahahahaha

      You're done, Grifter!


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    2. Anonymous8:58 PM

      I could not imagine Michelle Obama, Ann Romney, Laura Bush or even Barbara Bush making those sexual comments Failin' Palin made. So very low class. More suitable for a tavern. I doubt the religious folks would welcome her into their fold after that. What a spectacle for her children and grandchildren. Doesn't ANYONE in that family have any CLASS whatsoever?

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    3. Anonymous10:54 PM

      Palin wanted to mention her vagina but "rack" was more in line with CPAC dress code.

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    4. Anonymous11:12 PM

      If the religious folk are smart, they would notice that "Christmas Sarah" had on a Star of David, not a cross, and that her gigantic bracelet was the flag (which is also not kosher.) Nary a thing about this woman is religious. Not one thing.

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    5. Anonymous5:09 AM

      Hell, I can't imagine Gaffin "Uncle Joe" Biden making the male version of those remarks.

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  23. Anonymous4:46 PM

    HA-HA! I bet Palin thought she really accomplished something at CPAC with her same old, Obama-bashing bullshit,(the mouth-breathers even gave her a standing ovation!) and yet, she still comes in LAST in the CPAC straw poll! Even "Other" got more votes than Palin did!

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  24. Anonymous4:49 PM

    Sarah Palin is the very definition of a hypocrite. She called on President Obama to step away from his teleprompter and get to work. That said, while Sarah was reading from her own teleprompter:
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-prHaAzvpK8Q/UUUNPi6EKRI/AAAAAAAAEPg/DPGHDBJ-lhg/s1600/palin+-+CPAC+speech+with+teleprompters+-+Wonkette.jpg

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    1. Anonymous5:50 PM

      Sarah's still crazy and bitter after all these years. This fool gave the good people of Alaska the finger when she quit the governorship.

      Work?! She hasn't done that in years! Sarah's still sore that President Obama still hasn't given her his number.


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    2. Anonymous10:33 PM

      @5:50 PM, well, Sarah did finally admit that Obama won, get over it, let's move on. I'd say, "Good for you, Sarah," except for the fact that Sarah said it with such bitterness and anger that she still hasn't gotten over losing to him 4 years ago. (Never mind that it was McCain vs. Obama, not Sarah. She took it personally).

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    3. Anonymous3:10 AM

      Unfortunately the irony of it all is completely lost on her and her rabid band of supporters

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  25. Anonymous5:01 PM

    She read her Obama teleprompter joke FROM A TELEPROMPTER.

    Check these pics for proof:

    Stage hands install Palin's teleprompter:
    http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/prompter2.jpg

    Palin and the teleprompter during her speech:
    http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/082111.jpg

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    1. Anonymous11:10 PM

      She's always used them. As has every GOPer who thinks this is a good talking point slamming the President..you can show them speech after interview where he IS not using one, and they don't care. God, they still think BEnghazi is an issue (Sarah didn't mention that because she can't pronounce it.)

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  26. Anonymous5:24 PM

    Watch, she will now claim that the 14% in the other category belongs to her.

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  27. Balzafiar5:31 PM

    What the graph shows is clearly an error.

    The "Other", with 14%, should actually read "Any Domestic Pet" and with 14%, came in third.

    Leave it to the GOP to fuck with the numbers.

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    1. Anonymous6:27 PM

      The Other is what the crazies call the Prez, maybe he got more votes that palin. At CPAC!!

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  28. Anonymous5:31 PM

    Big tits, big gulp, red meat speech and all I got was a lousy 3%?

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    1. Anonymous5:55 PM

      I think the big water balloons and the big gulp were the deciding factor for 3% of the votes.

      Sarah did half-ass job of blowing that straw. She had to use both hands and get some soda on her face. That would at least given her 5% of the votes.

      Go big, or go home, grifter!

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    2. emrysa8:16 PM

      lol perfect... you know she's pissed her act didn't pay off. what a LOSER.

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    3. Anonymous9:01 PM

      Maybe that speech is the one she uses at the secessionist get togethers in Alaska? That crowd might appreciate it. Nobody with any class or self respect would give that speech.

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    4. Anonymous10:31 PM

      I'd like to see Sarah tell her rack joke at the next lecture she gives at a Christian organization.

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    5. Anonymous5:20 AM

      Anon 1031. When I go to the Schiavo gig, I'm gonna tell my guy friends to say they are there only to see "her rack"

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    6. Anonymous6:30 AM

      Anonymous9:01 PM

      Maybe that speech is the one she uses at the secessionist get togethers in Alaska? That crowd might appreciate it. Nobody with any class or self respect would give that speech.

      ---------------
      But no one at CPAC (with the exception of reporters covering it - has any class or self-respect.

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  29. Anonymous5:45 PM

    What is a Sarah Palin speech?? Same Old Shit different day.

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    1. Anonymous7:10 PM

      If it wasn't for Obama, the Wasilla hill billy wouldn't have an act to perform. She would of kept her governor's job.

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    2. Anonymous11:08 PM

      No, if it weren't for horny Bill Kristol and hornier McCain, someone would have done their homework adn they would have selected someone, anyone else, to run in 2008. And Sarah would not still be Governor..they'd have eventually convicted her skinny butt of something.

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  30. AKinPA6:05 PM

    I am so delighted that the keynote speaker,smarmy Ted Cruz, got a whopping 4%, only marginally better than his bestest friend, Palin whom he just had to introduce. Lay down with dogs, Teddy; get up with fleas.

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    1. Anonymous12:29 AM

      Yeah, and no doubt his natural man tits are just as big as dumb ass Sarah's fake ones!

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  31. Beldar J Conehead6:08 PM

    WOOOO HOOOO!!!!!!! SHE'S RUNNING!!!!

    Gryphen, you made a BIG mistake counting the Screechy Wretch(tm) out of the hurly burly, hustly bustly, rough and tumble world of high stakes electoral politics!! SHE IS BACK!!!

    The numbers don't lie. She beat out Undecided by THREE HUNDRED PERCENT! And even better, if Paul, Rubio, Santorum, Christie, Ryan, Walker, Carson, Cruz, Jindal, Huckabee, Cain, Gingrich, Bachmann, Thad McCotter, Larry Craig, Hamilton, Joe, Frank and Reynolds, Gumby and Tagg Romney decide not to run, GRANNY LOU IS IN LIKE FLYNN, BABY!!! (Unless, of course, Flynn decides to run....)

    So, if she doesn't develop adult-onset Type II diabetes from guzzling those ridiculous buckets of fizzy sugar water, we can all very soon look forward to her coronation as Queen of Rill America in 2015. Hilary, who?

    RUN, SCREECHY, RUN!!!!!!

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  32. Anonymous6:11 PM

    What she brought a new pair and nobody noticed???? too funny!

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  33. Anonymous6:26 PM

    She should have gone topless or done a Sharon Stone / Basic Instinct flash- like Todd told her to.
    Nothing says conservative family values more than slimy boob jokes
    and fellating a Big Gulp.

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    1. Anonymous8:04 PM

      Please... No basic end stank with Sarah. I can't bear the thought.

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    2. Anonymous7:38 AM

      Or the smell!

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  34. Anonymous6:29 PM

    Check out this picture of Sarah Palin. The transformation is almost complete.

    Sarah is looking more like her father every day.... lucky Todd.


    http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2013/03/16/talking-boob-talks-about-boobs/

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    1. Anonymous8:27 PM

      Love that picture on there. You can clearly see that her wig has come a bit undone...

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  35. Anonymous6:31 PM

    What? Was she promoting one of the Toad's late night "business" events?

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  36. Anonymous6:32 PM

    The best news on THAT list is that Ted Cruz isn't even in the running. He's such a slimy bastard, but he still beat Sarah!

    Hillary will have Rubio and Randy for lunch without breaking a sweat! If this is the best they've got...we are in like flint.

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  37. our lad6:35 PM

    You've gotta love this great performance artist. It may have taken her a few years to develop this character but if you ask me it was well worth the wait. HOLY SHIT! Check the early performances, this has morphed into a kind of Nora Desmond meets Roy Scheider persona. Scares the shit outa me! Hot damn, this fuckin woman has access to drugs that haven't even fucking been INVENTED yet. I want some of what she's got. Sarah, are you driving? Gimme the keys, you vixen!!!

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  38. Anonymous7:05 PM

    Gun and ammo sales temporarily interrupted today at Anchorage Walmart- on account of a shooting . Victim sent to the hospital. Suspect in custody. Hoveround, gun, dog, and two prosthetic legs confiscated at the scene. Boob Boob Palin to comment on Obama's gun confiscation plots and Alaska Patriots just as soon as she's done sucking on whatever and whatnot.

    www.adn.com/2013/03/16/2828283/one-shot-at-anchorage-walmart.html

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  39. Anonymous7:07 PM

    3%?

    Sarah Palin is lucky to even get that.

    Watching a grandmother perform oral on a straw is not what wins elections.

    I guess Sarah didn't learn from the last time when she lost Miss Alaska when she gave oral to that flute of hers during the talent competition.

    I'm guessing Bristol is not talented in that skill either since Bristol can't seem to hold on to a man.

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    1. Anonymous8:26 PM

      They found a way to cheat and get her the 3%.

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  40. Anonymous7:26 PM

    How can you tell Sarah Palin was a failure at CPAC?


    After CPAC, Sarah Palin went back home to Alaska and everybody knows Sarah Palin hates to go back to Alaska.

    Thank you folks, Sarah Palin will be performing all year long in Alaska unless she gets invited to a kid's birthday party in the lower 48.

    That Sarah Palin will do anything to get out of Alaska even if it means making fun of her own breast implants and performing oral on straws for attention.

    In the lower 48 those people are called retarded or class clowns.

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    1. Anonymous11:05 PM

      She'll be back the first of April for that all-important event: the anniversary of Terry Schiavo's death.

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    2. Anonymous6:03 AM

      I seriously doubt she's gone back to Alaska. More like to Scottsdale...

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  41. Anonymous7:29 PM

    Anybody see Todd since Sarah been out of town?

    Has he been hanging out with hookers in Anchorage again?

    Sarah check Todd's pockets for used condoms wrapped in face cloths.

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  42. Anonymous7:41 PM

    Anonymous5:36 PM

    What's wrong with that Palin family? 

    Can you say trailer park? 

    Bristol talking about how hot her MOM is.

    Sarah always talking about her SON'S tattooed warrior body.

    Creepy Chuckie Sr making his DAUGHTER Sarah sleep naked.

    Track was upset that it was Levi who fathered his SISTER'S baby.

    Willow thinks her SISTER Bristol is hot.

    Todd staring at his DAUGHTER Bristol as she was getting dry humped by Mark Ballas on the floor of DWTS.

    I don't know about this Palin family Christian values. 

    Too much info and family loving for me. 

    XXXXX

    Could that be the cause of too many retards in that one trailer park?

    They need new sperm donors in that family? New blood?

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    1. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn2:49 AM

      Anons 5:36 & 7:41--That gene pool is more polluted than Love Canal. No pun intended!

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  43. I guess that is what is meant by "race to the bottom". What a bunch of losers one and all!

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    1. Anonymous9:37 PM

      It's those anchors she has in her bra. No floaties. Gravity is not her friend.

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  44. As some other commentor on some other blog somewhere said, CPAC is saving Democrats millions and millions of dollars, money they don't have to spend on "opposition research".

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  45. emrysa8:10 PM

    lol THAT "rack?"

    goddam that woman is gross. funny how she thinks she's hot - that is some of the skankiest shit on the planet. yuck and fucking gross!

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  46. Anonymous8:12 PM

    Gulp, Sarah Palin's back!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2294606/Gulp-Sarahs-Palin-stuns-CPAC-audience-barrage-jokes-President-Obama-New-York-City-soda-ban.html

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    1. An European Viewpoint7:38 AM

      I'm really happy for this 3% number because on the radio, this morning in France, they made a segment on how "Sarah Palin, the vice-president candidate of 2008, was back in the news", giving excerpts of her talking (not as screechy as what I've been used to hear on the net from her, by the way)...

      I knew about the CPAC and what it meant in advance, thanks to reading here, but really this acknowledgment of her existence on French radio frightened me to no ends.

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  47. Anonymous8:32 PM

    Why can't everybody leave the Palins alone? They're not seeking attention and wants to live a normal life in Wasilla.

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    1. Anonymous9:35 PM

      I just want to be watching C-Span when one of those oranges falls out of her sweatshirt and rolls across the stage.

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    2. Why can't Palin leave the President alone? He is not seeking her advice and wants to live a busy life running the Country that elected him.

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    3. Anonymous10:27 PM

      @anon 8:32 PM, If Sarah just wants to live a normal life in Wasilla, what is she doing at CPAC, talking about her rack?

      Hint: She wore skin tight jeans and said nasty things hoping to get attention. As long as Sarah puts herself out there making political comments, she is fair game. IF ONLY SHE WOULD GO BACK TO WASILLA, SHUT UP, AND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE. SARAH IS ALWAYS SEEKING ATTENTION. SHE NEEDS THE SPOTLIGHT (and she wants some contributions to her PAC too).

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    4. Anonymous11:03 PM

      How did Sarah pass the dress code police? Everything she had on was NOT on the acceptable attire list they posted. Oh, right. She's flashed those titties at them and they suddenly had to find a dark corner.

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    5. Anonymous3:17 AM

      I disagree. Someone who does what she did a CPAC is the definition of 'seeking attention'.

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    6. Anonymous6:38 AM

      Notice the grey nails? Exact copy of the trend started by Michelle Obama, our beautiful First Lady.

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    7. Anonymous7:17 AM

      A normal life in Wasilla, the METH capitol of Alaska, the Headquarters of Todd's Sex Trafficking Ring, and the Palin Baby Factory
      of future High School Dropouts.

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  48. Anonymous10:19 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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  49. Anonymous10:49 PM

    Meanwhile, here's a little reminder about war profiteer Diane Feinstein who you're so in love with for her gun control stance. Apparently she loves guns when they can make her and her husband rich.

    http://www.wnd.com/2007/03/40845/

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    1. Sorry, providing a link to a worthless, incompetent, lying piece of moronic dreck like world net daily isn't an effective way to make your point. Try again. Think reputable news source.

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    2. Anonymous7:13 AM

      10:49 PM Too boring at the Sea O PEE? This posting is about your drug addicted Idol and Pimp's wife who you're so in love with for her sexual diatribes. You know that her Big Gulp was in honor of Glen Rice. Sarah still fantasizes about the BIG STICK that she can't get from her Faux Husband TOAD.

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  50. Anonymous11:23 PM

    Ted Cruz isn't even eligible to be president -- he was born in Canada and he STILL
    beat Sarah.

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  51. Anonymous11:52 PM

    That photo of Palin could easily become the cover of her comedy album, to be titled:

    KNOCKERS DOWN, by Sarah "Rusty" Palin

    (Many of you younger kids will have to google Rusty Warren, to get that)

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  52. Anonymous3:04 AM

    She will still hint at running for the next year or so. It's so obvious to anyone with half a brain that she showed up at CPAC to gin up donations from her tribe of supporters.

    SarahPAC sent out a request for money the same day !!!

    WAKE UP YOU MORONS !!!!

    3% really sucks though

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  53. Anonymous3:21 AM

    She wore dirty black bell-bottoms over some sort of platform shoes, and that zippered top, which was designed to confuse the viewer as to which zippers might go up or down at any minute. She doesn't own a hairbrush -- I've never understood why she thinks that dank, dull lump of hair is anything but a mess.
    Her Big Gulp came in second only to Clint Eastwood's chair for failed speech prop. And, after all of that, she came in as close to the bottom of the vote as she could get.
    No real politicians or voters would actually vote her into office in the future, based on her sloppy appearance, repetitive complaints, and her vulgar language. "Maverick" is no longer a winning strategy.
    Of course, as a raging narcissist, it was enough for her to have a place on the schedule, and get some media hits. But CPAC comes but once a year, and there are many, many, lonely, lazy and unpaid days ahead for Palin until next March. Maybe she can shop for an appropriate wardrobe between now and then. She thinks she looks hot, clearly, but she just looks cheap.

    Oh, that's right. She's hard at work on at least one book, and so she'll be busy decorating that warehouse she calls home with a tree and lights and presents and all things Christmas sometime in July. I wonder what kind of fake snow they'll have for the photoshoot?

    Do you think she'll claim that Santa, an unknown man who has invaded her house, really just wants to get good look at her daughters? Will she try out one of her guns on this intruder? Or take some potshots at the reindeer on the roof?

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    1. Anonymous5:26 AM

      -- I've never understood why she thinks that dank, dull lump of hair is anything but a mess.


      Me thinks Willow the hair school student had something to do with that road kill on Sarah's head.

      I'm also thinking that Sarah is paying Willow top dollar through SarahPac for that crap on her head.

      Can you say money laundering?

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    2. Anonymous7:49 AM

      I'm betting that she will have overdosed by next March.

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  54. Anonymous3:29 AM

    Sarah Palin turns gun control into a joke about her tits.

    The parents in Newtown Ct. must be laughing their asses off.

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    1. Anonymous6:11 AM

      Stay classy Sarah

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    2. That was a comment on Wonkette. It would be nice to give attribution.

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    3. Anonymous6:41 AM

      Stay? classy. That would imply she once was (classy)or once had some (class) this is $carah Palin you are talking about. $carah and class do not belong on the same blog let alone in the same comment.

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  55. Anonymous5:32 AM

    Daily Beast blog comment about CPAC and Palin.

    But it’s also that Palin isn’t in the ideas business. She is, as loudly reaffirmed in her CPAC speech, a peddler of resentment, and a worldview of conservative victimology obsessively focused on the media gatekeepers and corrupt political consultants they see distorting a political message that, if not interfered with by liberal ideologues, would be embraced by most all Americans.

    10cats

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  56. Anonymous5:32 AM

    Sarah Palin's oral sex on a straw worked.

    For Sarah Palin's next class clown attention seeking act, Sarah will bring Tri-G with her and eat his boogers live on stage.

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    1. Anonymous6:03 AM

      I wonder if that's why the Palin children were forced to be homeschooled because they have the same sick humor as Sarah? Always wanting attention from others.

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    2. Anonymous6:15 AM

      6 colleges in 5 years to get one degree? Now we know why.

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    3. Anonymous6:22 AM

      Don't give her any suggestions. Sick Sarah just might do that.

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    4. Anonymous6:26 AM

      For the Palin family next act, Willow will break into a house, Track will cut school bus brake lines and for the finale, Bristol will entertain the Boy Scouts in her canvas tent.

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  57. PalinsHoax5:47 AM

    So Tawdry go the rifle and Ol' $carah got the rack?

    It's more like he got the two-toned "water pistol" and she got the crack - right off of the oil barrel.

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  58. Anonymous5:57 AM

    Talk about no class, no compassion for the murders in Tucson Arizona and no regrets.

    Sarah Palin used to fake her outrage when others use the words retarded or retards but its okay for Christian Sarah to get laughs from her gun cross hair sights lines which was associated with the numerous murders and injuries at the Tucson shopping center. Would Christian Sarah use those gun cross hair one liners to get laughs if it was her daughter that was murdered that day?

    Those Palins, always the victims!


    Sarah Palin at CPAC: "Obama’s takin’ our guns! Hey Crowd! Where’s the liberal media? We got some surveyor marks for you guys, why dontcha stand up? Where are you liars?"

    Sidenote — honestly, it is sort of terrifying to be called out in a crowd full of rabble rousers when your rabble is the one they are actually getting whipped up to rouse. It just is.She also went kinda slutty, “Todd’s got the gun and I’ve got the rack!” Gross.

    http://wonkette.com/506795/wonkette-infiltrates-cpac-as-sarah-palin-reads-joke-about-obamas-teleprompter-from-teleprompter

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    1. Anonymous6:30 AM

      That comment was not presidential of Sarah Palin. People died you sick bitch!

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    2. Anonymous6:38 AM

      That retard never learns.

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    3. Anonymous6:42 AM

      "Obama’s takin’ our guns! Hey Crowd! Where’s the liberal media? We got some surveyor marks for you guys, why dontcha stand up? Where are you liars?" 

      WTF?

      That's why Sarah Palin wasn't invited to speak at the Tucson Memorial Service.

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    4. Anonymous6:46 AM

      People are always wanting to rape my daughters the victims.

      Lets see if I can get some laughs at the cost of your daughters, fathers and mothers deaths.

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    5. Anonymous6:48 AM

      Inappropriate even for white trash hill billies.

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  59. Anonymous6:10 AM

    Holy crap. The quitter tells the president to do his job. Unbelievable. And her followers think that is so funny. Do they not get the irony??

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    1. Anonymous9:56 AM

      Irony, humor, and even sarcasm does not get through the rightwing bubble.

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  60. Anonymous3:34 PM

    I saw a lot of people whispering in the audience when the scarah was on stage lying her way to nowhere. They were laughing at her not with her. I think they clapped because she was finally over her circus act. Boney boob boob looked like shit. Wig crooked, zits, ugly and all wash out. The woman was lucky. Lucky the feds did not escort her out of the building and take her to jail. Such a fraud and liar. Hope the charges are filed next week. Get ready folks, her time is up.

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  61. I can't wait for the debates in '16. The GOP will make the same mistakes they made the last time out, and it will be a rout if it's Ayn Rand Paul vs. Hillary (or Biden, for that matter).

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  62. Anonymous7:35 PM

    Listen, I dislike Sarah Palin as much as the next rational person, but for a site that purports to advocate good "content of character," why the hell is everyone sitting around insulting a woman's breasts and the rest of her body? Do you realize that any conservative could easily quote these comments as an example of liberals being immature/sexist/ignorant? I think Sarah Palin's character offers enough fodder for criticism - leave her body alone.

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    1. Anonymous11:00 PM

      Sarah needs to leave her body alone and stop sexualizing everything. Plastic surgery does not work for everyone.

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  63. They all gave it their best shot (pun intended) - except the sane ones, like Christie, who weren't invited.

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  64. Anonymous7:49 PM

    None of the people listed in that poll is capable of being POTUS.

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