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Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her husband, Todd, are touring the Indianapolis Motor Speedway today as guests of 1963 Indy 500 winner Parnelli Jones.
She’s a real game gal and her husband, Todd, is a macho guy and they wanted to do it,” Jones said after the Palins took take a ride around the IMS’ historic 2.5-mile oval in a Chevy Camaro. ("Macho guy? Oookay.)
The ride around the track is “bucket list stuff,” said Sarah. (Sadly using her name recognition to get free stuff before people forget why she was famous is ALSO on her bucket list.)
She will likely watch the Indy 500’s first pit stop from team owner Sarah Fisher’s pit and then watch the rest in a Pagoda suite.
“I’m anxious to see the stands full. That’s a spectacular sight, having watched it on TV all these years, growing up,” Palin said. “We’re motor heads, so that’s kind of our thing. Our daughter’s (Piper Palin) middle name is Indy...I wish our kids were here.”
"Our daughter’s (Piper Palin) middle name is Indy."
I swear sometimes it seems that Palin named her kids in order to help her get free stuff and access to events later in life.
"My son's name is Track does that earn me free tickets to any event held at a track."
"My daughter's name is Bristol. Sure would like some of your Bristol Bay caught salmon."
"My daughter's name is Piper. We could really use a new plane."
"My son's middle name is Paxson sure wish Lowell "Bud" Paxson would blackmail John McCain into picking me for his VP candidate."
Yes, well milk while you can Palin, I think that free ride is sucking fumes right about now.
Bullshit Saree.
ReplyDeleteThe I in PIG Palin stands for INDEPENDENCE , right? Like Alaskaaaaa Independence Party AIP???
Tick tock bitch.
"My oldest daughter's nickname is Beefy, which gets our family Free Frosty Coupons at Wendy's. And my second daughter's nickname is CumBucket, which saves her and Beefy 10% when they purchase a case (12 dozen, a two-week supply) of Trojan brand condoms. See, we're the happiest family there ever was."
DeleteOld Ugly Horny Goat MJ has posted pics of Baldy....looks like she busted out the tittay's for the racetrack!
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And this one...she looks like she was running off with some loot and got CAUGHT! LOL!!!
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And does she look like her old ass mama or WHAT?? LOL!!!
http://www.sarah-palin-is-cool.com/piper-palin.html
DeleteHere they quote "Going Rogue" which has the independence attribution for PIG's middle name. $carah, caught lying AGAIN?
$arah "old granny" Paylin is enjoying the grift game now, but just wait till the shit hits the fan.
ReplyDeleteAnd fuck her and her Christian Taliban friends that grift money from their flocks of sheeple.
Wow! With the way these two jet around the country, you'd never guess they have two kids at home.
ReplyDeletelol. Good one! Probably only Barstool and Wildue are the Toads.
DeleteTrack's a Menard
PIG's a Hanson
And Tri-G is not Sarah's.
They have no kids as home. Piper lives with her grandparents or aunts.
DeleteWow you're ignorant. Piper and Trig are in AZ, where they just were. Piper is with a friend and a DS child probably wouldn't like Indy just using common common sense.
DeleteAnd don't forget "Trigger"gets her free gun stuff. I thought another time she said "Indy" was short for "Independence" and Bristol was because she wanted to work at ESPN in Bristol, Connecticut. I guess she just changes the meanings to suit her audience. How long before she explains that Trig was named for his condition : Tri-G. Remember Sarah you said there are no coincidences.
ReplyDeleteYou are right on all.
Deleteshe is a trifling harpy, she forgets the meaning of her kid's name as much as she forgets where they were born.
she basically just admitted she name trig after his condition. I knew the insufferable bitch is insufferable but I think I need to find a stronger word for this imbecile.
Could you just imagine this woman saying that she named her child after her favorite subject in high school, Trigonometry, while speaking to a group of mathematicians and scientists?! Nah, either can I.
Deletetrig and pig wtf
DeleteWhat Good Parents these 2 World Travelers are. While their kids are vandalizing Alaska and Arizona, they are absent again. Hopefully they will enjoy a Midwest Thunderstorm so that Sarah can carry her own umbrella and sport her Oversized Pink Bathrobe. Todd will be Downtown perusing the 'Working Girls'.
ReplyDeleteI think that the more miles between Sarah & her kids, the better off the kids will be.
DeleteI'm beginning to think the Heath's let the TV raise their kids. Every single event Palin attends, she "grew up" watching on the talkin' picture box.
ReplyDeleteAs far as her kids' names are concerned: I always thought she grabbed them out of the latest Valpak mailer. For example, if she gave birth this week, her child's name would be Firestone Verizon Palin.
Truly prolific comment, anon@ 10:26! Sarah and Todd are grifting off an 80-yr old former Indy winner to gain access to the Indy 500. Just a few weeks ago, they did the same with the two hundred year old lady that loaned Sarah her pink coat and umbrella.
DeleteQuestion: Why don't Todd and Sarah have any friends less than twice their ages that they can grift from? Is it because younger people that can still see and hear (and smell!) and still have a career don't want to be assiciated with the two Palin criminals? Just a thought.
Funny, because they rarely had tv and were always outside. I think she just says these things to act like it was alwyas part of her life. She may enjoy it now, but then, her life was all about camping, hunting and sports.
DeleteSo, 5 am, you're saying that Sarah is LYING about watching the Indy 500 growing up?
DeleteYour mom's not gonna like you saying that.
The Smell of burning tires 'MASKS' Sarah's Putrid Body Odor, and the sounds of crashing metal drowns out her screech.
ReplyDeleteShe makes me sick. She is disgusting . She represents everything that is wrong about this country. She will do anything for a buck and you know what that makes her.
ReplyDeleteThe geriatric crowd who didn't grow up with the Internet are less likely to know about the Sarah & Todd scandals that have driven Todd out of gainful employment and Sarah out of politics, after highlighting her career as a corrupt half-term governor of a sparsely polluted state who quit before the citizens of AK ran her scrawny, bony ass out of the statehouse and put her bobble head (with leggo accessory greasy wig attached) on a pike for the cruise tourists to enjoy.
DeleteYeah her god opened the quit door and she jetted before her shit hits the fan correction, the shit hit the fan but didn't fling out yet, it was about to commence. The nation found out what a loony, fraud, racist she is in about a day. To hell for mcinsane.
Deleteshe is all a permanent tizzy because ak didn't give her a big welcome home party she was hoping. hahaha rotf
Notice how $creech's hair is at least four inches longer than it was just a few weeks -- and her boobs are much bigger.
DeleteThe amazing $hape $hifter!
I disagree. YOU represent a good deal of wrongness in this country, what with your ignorant, biased voting and hate speech.
DeleteAnonymous4:59 AM
DeleteI disagree. YOU represent a good deal of wrongness in this country, what with your ignorant, biased voting and hate speech.
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How the hell do you know how someone voted and what their motives were? You and stupid, bigoted, uneducated fools like you are what's wrong with this country. Now, shut up, because our great President is still trying to clean up the mess that your stupid, biased, voting caused.
Well at least I am allowed to vote. I know you must be frustrated not being allowed to vote yourself being behind bars and all.
DeleteParnelli Jones, according to wikipedia, is 80 years old!
ReplyDeleteIs Sarah shopping for a new "sugar daddy"?
He's the only one she could get to get her inside track access.
DeleteDon't be dissing Parnelli Jones.
DeleteThen Parnelli needs to dis associate and apologize for any $carah attachment.
DeleteAnonymous1:46 PM
DeleteDon't be dissing Parnelli Jones
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So why is Parnelli pallin' around with a pimp and a gal who stuffed a pillow up her shirt pretending to be pregnant?
What a nasty crusty Wig on Granny Grifter's Unclean skull. And that Wonky Eye is scary.
ReplyDeleteSarah will ignorantly scarf down falafel, in honor of Andree McLeod, in my presence.
ReplyDeleteAs the monkey as done so many hysterical times in the past.
The good "Sarah" is my little sister.
I shit you not.
What the hell does this comment mean? I know Sarah calls McLeod "the falafel woman," but please explain the rest of this. Who is your sister?
Delete1:10
DeleteI think 11:09 is bullshitting you
There sure is more being put out there about how Sarah Palin has bad body odor. How embarrassing!
ReplyDeleteI never read anything nice about her anymore. I would not want to ever walk in her shoes, that is for sure!
I am sure her shoes also stink.
DeleteIf you wear Sarah's shoes to walk in, be sure to check the size, which she's too dumb to do. The bitch must have thought a size 9 would work even better than a size 6, so she wore those huge shoes to the DC cocktail party a couple of years ago. And she wonders why she is shunned by the GOP? You can't take that idiot anywhere. Hell, she can't even dress herself without embarrassing "her people". Haha..."her people"... that was a joke. Her only people are her pitiful family members who live off of Sarah's grifting proceeds. Notice that her naive hosts never invite Sarah and Todd back for a second visit, ever.
DeleteAnd notice how the half term half wit is sittin'pretty in the fancy Suite to watch the racin' -- with all those Nascar elites! What an amazing hypocrite!!!
DeleteThe smell of burning rubber! Is Bristol there?
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!!
DeleteDon't worry racing folks, there's been no wreck on the track. The smell is from Sarah Palin, who is grifting off of someone she says she saw on TV, but he won the race before she was even born. Unfortunate for others present, Sarah the Younger lacks effective control of her bowels, and is too lazy to wipe her ass "good", even when she avoids the inevitable poo accident.
DeleteRemember, Sarah, don't wear white so the shit stains won't be as noticeable. Brown is a better color for you.
Well I've heard Mr. Plain described in various ways however this is the first time that I can remember anyone labeling this vacant rural gigolo as "macho". Oh Brenda, don't even ask!
ReplyDeleteWhere's Tri-G?
ReplyDeleteWith Sarah's hired help. That is the only family he probably knows, hired help.
Deletelol. I love how you put your ignorance on display.
Deletelol. Do you really love it, or are you just being facetious?
DeleteFunny, huh? When I had children the ages that Piper and Trig either are, or are claimed to be, ninety-nine percent of the time they were under my care, my husband's (their actual father!), or in school. Very, very occasionally my husband I would have an evening out or even a night alone while a trusted sitter took over.
DeleteWhen I had to leave town briefly for a speaking engagement or book tour, my husband and close friends took over.
Now one son is a rising professional, two work summers and attend college, and we haven't thrown them out of the house or had to keep them out of the hoosegow. But I'm sure there's no connection between any of that and their raising, right?
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DeleteSarah is really desperate to get noticed. The Kentucky Derby. Walking the walk with Jan Brewer. Indy. Watch out, Sarah, that's Dave Letterman's home town, and he has been watching the Indy car races longer than you have. He also sponsors the Rahal Team, so Dave is very inside there. Do you really need for him to make a joke about you so you can demand another apology?
ReplyDeleteOh, you can bet that Dave will!!!!
DeleteWager that today Letterman would NOT apologize to her for anything.
DeleteBill Maher is the one that really slams her as he thinks she is a total idiot! She doesn't threaten to sue folks any longer. Remember how she and Toad use to do that so easily? They never carried through w/a damned one of them!
She doesn't want to end up in Court and Maher would be tickled to counter her threat! As he did w/Donald Trump. Trump threatened Maher, and he told Trump to bring it on knowing Trump didn't have a leg to stand on!
Now I feel so stoopid for naming my kid Timex Yugo Conehead. It was between that and Rolex Porsche Conehead and I just liked the way Timex Yugo sounded. Plus, it's pretty efficient to yell at him: "TIMEX YUGO! TO BED RIGHT NOW!!!" But I realize I should have put more thought into the profit-making opportunities of mercenary child naming like that practiced by The Screechy Wretch(tm).
ReplyDeleteLook at Paris Bentley Hilton: her parents named her after a multinational hotel chain and that girl grew up to be an entire heiress!!
Another out-of-this-world, brilliant comment. Today, we have soup for Beldar. Yugo to the front of the line.
DeleteIs her middle name Crack?
ReplyDeleteSounds like she's on it.
That's just a nickname. Her whole middle name is Asscrack. And she's lived up to her name from the time she was a baby, when Creepy Senior and Sally called her stinky britches.
DeleteYep, she's on the stem-fast diet.
DeleteSo Piper's nickname "Piper Diaper" is a hereditary condition?
Deletewhat a coincidence cessna's middle name is "indy" ?!?
ReplyDeletethe crosseyed skank fraud just tossed that one out there trying to allude it to the indianapolis venue when in fact cessna's middle name's derived from an older model polaris sno-machine .
just like barstool's name was derived from bristol bay - except when the skank fraud's yammering about her fake communications degree relative to her fantasy of working for espn, which is based in bristol connecticut, then the crosseyed fetid liar claims that's where barstool's name's derived from - whatever bullshit fits the proverbial bill eh scarah, you stupid retarded braindead griftin' cunt
good snark! F&F
DeleteDon't forget the Bristol cream.
DeleteIf she could recall actual facts the way she can just make shit up on the spot, Sarah would be a walking, fuckin' encyclopedia. Instead, she's just a compulsive liar and sociopath.
DeleteIronically, the queen of pee really named Bristol after this:
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What is with Pimp Daddy's puff face? Who would pay money for that? And they say the Palins don't pimp.
ReplyDeleteIsn't skull out in Azz? Why not take the kids to suck in the fumes? They got something against race car fumes? Only snow machine fumes are good enough? No wonder Tawds head looks so big, toxin build up, meds, beer or all.
ReplyDeleteSigh... they're GEARHEADS now? Doesn't she know that to be a gearhead you need to know how a certain mechanical object works, not just really like what the paint job looks like? Gearheads rebuild cars, jackass. You can't even draw a fuel system.
ReplyDeleteI guess I shouldn't be surprised, Sarah is the ultimate fan of whatever event she happens to be at. Oktoberfest? She'll brew her own beer. NASCAR? gearhead. Renaissance Fair? Played Maid Marian in her 3rd grade play. I guess she couldn't fool anyone into thinking she was a centaur at the Kentucky Derby, so she had to settle for the Fracking name cuz she's an "energy expert" too.
According to her Facebook page, she and Todd were in Alaska yesterday attending the Combat Fishing Tournament...and all day today she was in Indy....
ReplyDeleteLooks like fishing in Seward was Thurs.
Deletehttps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151628794283588&set=a.10150723283643588.424640.24718773587&type=1
Travel on Friday. Her kids must be thrilled they don't have to deal with having her around.
That Macho Todd sure knows how to wiggle a worm!
DeleteToad was on our flight from Seattle to Phoenix Friday morning. He was wearing the same stinky orange baseball cap he wore on Thursday at the fishing tournament. We were sitting in first class so I figured he would sit behind us when he walked in.....NOPE....he walked all the way to the very back of COACH class! Whatsamattah, Toad.....Sarah won't pay for first class for you?
DeleteUmmm, macho guys do NOT wear silk undies! And we know Todd does by the 2008 RNC clothing purchases.
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ReplyDeleteLady Liberty will be well received at Indy
Not booed like Moochelle Obama
Oh, hooray. The parody artist at 12:26 is back!
DeleteNASCAR events are basically family friendly Klan meetings.
DeleteThe Indy 500 has a bit more class, a character trait I'm sure you have never been accused of possessing.
Oh, look, RAM has come out of her trans fat induced coma to start tapping away again with her greasy bratwurst fingers.
DeleteNASCAR racing started out with bootleggers trying to outrun the revenooers.... speeding rednecks.
DeleteThe Indy is slightly better, being above the Mason-Dixon line.
But if Sarah spent her childhood -- Saturday afternoons -- watching horse racing, and then car racing, when was she out hikin' and shootin' and campin'? Looks like she spent a lot of time indoors, by her own admission.
It's Memorial Day Weekend -- the perfect time to take Piper and Trig on a family outing, since there's no school. But Sarah wouldn't spring for the extra tickets and expense. What a gal.
Anon@12:26pm--Lady Liberty? Yeah, I guess Beulah Big Gulp does have kind of a greenish tinge lately...
DeleteLady Liberty, are you fucking kidding me? She doesn't even know the definition of the word.
DeleteFuck off pissant.
That would be Lady License to Stink. Sarah Palin has nowhere near the Charm, Grace, and Education of First Lady Michelle Obama. You don't hear about people saying that Sarah Palin smells good. Skank Palin smells worse than the after party in a Bordello with all of the windows closed. Sarah Palin is no Lady. The Indy crowd won't even know that Sarah is there. Sarah likes them Dark, Long, and Hard. The Indy crowd is not into that.
Delete"Not booed like Moochelle Obama"
DeleteYou are a pig. A stupid, un-American pig.
Redneck "gear head" events are where Mrs. Palin and her family belong. You certainly never hear of them attending golf tournaments or polo matches.
DeleteThey are exactly where they belong at these types of events, with all of the rednecks and beer swilling gun happy people that engage in this type of entertainment.
Mrs. Obama, or First Lady, most likely wouldn't attend an event such as this unless forced to. Class is something the Palin family can never buy.
lady liberty hahahahahahahahaha get real and stop stealing names, idiot. There is only one and she isn't breathing.
DeleteBeulah Big Gulp. CLASSIC and why she will never be taken serious again.
DeleteAny attention is good attention, right $arah? Whored yourself out, yes indeedy, and two-toned must be SO proud.
I'm suuuuuuure that "Lady Liberty" is still sulking at not being accepted either by Princeton or Harvard Law School, right, $arah?
DeleteMOOOOO !!!! Oh $carah, that's what those nostrils of yours remind me of in that there photo above.
ReplyDeleteYep, reminds me of Old Bessie the cow on the farm. Or was that Old Bossy? Maybe it was Old Busty the cow. No wait - it was the Belmont Girls, the old twins cows - and I mean OLD. Yea, that's who your nose reminds me of. The old twin cows on the farm.
Did you know Ol' $crarah that you made two more top 100 lists?
Yessiree, for the top 100 perfect faces for radio, you came in first with flying colours.
AND for top 100 perfect voices for silent movies, you again came in first! Course, this one was pretty close, between you, Elmer Fudd, Woody Woodpecker and Mr. Haney from Green Acres.
(Course now Mr. Haney sure does look like and sound like your best friend Rafael Edward Cruz aka McCarthy the 2nd.)
Now you have yourself a MOOOOving day, Ol' $cary. And don't let anyone tell you that your body odour smells exactly like exhaust fumes from race cars. That would be a flat out lie and an insult to vehicular exhaust fumes.
The Palins will not hang out in remote Alaska. No wonder the Palins think they have it made with their AK. criminal endeavors. She sure does love the military for covering her hubs butt I betcha
ReplyDeleteot. Would this guy be involved with Todd and trafficking? The man in charge of a remote Alaskan anti-ballistic missile base has been accused of creating a 'toxic' environment after failing to punish sexual misconduct.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2330816/Commander-remote-Army-base-investigation-allowing-sexual-favors-officers-soldiers.html
Wasn't it Sarah Palin's pop that failed to seek awareness and punishment for a local pervert? That old man must have created a toxic environment. Look what happened to his son, Junior. What a toxic environment that grade school where he and the young girl pursued getting pregnant when he was married with children. Sick toxic people, all of them.
Fort Greely?
DeleteOne thing she won't cross off her bucket list is getting a freakin brain.
ReplyDeleteshe is getting invited instead of being paid. Nobody wants to pay that ignorant, racist, lying idiot.
That bitch can't even say "Nice to meet you" without telling 3 lies.
DeleteHey Granny Sarah, how many Baby Teeth has Tripp lost?
ReplyDeleteYou know that they start coming out at about 6 years old. Is that why you and Bristol don't show him smiling much anymore? Very telling about Tripp's 'rill' age.
Watch for the bottom teeth to fall out first. Bristol may want to hide his teeth but I bet Levi & Sunny won't.
DeleteChocoholic Spice loves the smell of burning rubber. Reminds he of that special night with Glen Rice.
ReplyDeleteMAGNUM®
Holy smokin' oboe!
DeleteThe Gap Band's hit song "Burn Rubber on Me" was written about Sarah Heath's exploits, back in the day when her eye was less wonky. Then sharp-shooter Glen Rice lined up his survey marks and took dead-aim... and gave the roving reporter a money shot that forever wonked that eye.
Delete@2:46
DeleteI want one of those outfits! (Bet Rick Perry has few in his closet.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjL9-gCPzPc
OMG you guys...The Gap Band...thanks for the laughs!
DeleteMaybe Rick Perry and Todd have matching outfits?
Yeah, for those of us of a certain age, Burn Rubber was one of those songs on the cassettes we listened to endlessly while driving down to Spring Break in Daytona & Ft Lauderdale in '80-'83. It was on the "Funk Music" tape with "Celebration" by Kool & The Gang, "The Groove Line" by Heatwave, and some other "happenin' tunes" that escape my memory right now. We also had Beach Music and Motown, for when we were back at the condo doing a little bellyrubbin' with our new aquaintances we met earlier each evening. But the Funk tape is what got the titties bouncing, so we wore that shit out.
Delete@Anonymous 7:52 PM,
DeleteFunny stuff! I have some good memories of the Gap Band too.
It's not the sewers Indianapolis:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wthr.com/story/18610453/source-of-offensive-odor-downtown-sought
It's here feet
Deletehttp://pinterest.com/search/boards/?q=SARAH+PALIN+SHOES
The Indianapolis Star confirms that Sarah Palin is the source of the foul odor.
DeleteThey'll go anywhere to avoid Alaska, won't they? And it's not even winter!
ReplyDeletePiper was named by her father. After his little aircraft and his snowmachine
http://www.nadaguides.com/motorcycles/2001/polaris/snowmobiles
Polaris was his Iron Dog sponsor when Piper was born. Remember his dealership?
Sarah, you're such a bullshit artist. And getting in cars with 80-year-old men you don't know is all you have to look forward to.
Her father Curtis?
DeleteUh, they've been in Alaska for awhile now. PLay again
DeleteAnonymous4:56 AM
DeleteUh, they've been in Alaska for awhile now. PLay again
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Anonymous 5:01 AM
Wow you're ignorant. Piper and Trig are in AZ, where they just were. Piper is with a friend and a DS child probably wouldn't like Indy just using common common sense.
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Do try and get your stories straight. I realize it's a challenge since the Palins are involved, but this just makes you sound even dumber than usual.
She's a real gamey gal? Is that what they meant?
ReplyDeleteIf I knew what she tastes like, I'd keep my mouth shut and blame it on the liquor if credible evidence was produced. But I sure as hell wouldn't advertise that fact in public. The statements sound contrived anyway, as though written by an aging publicist on behalf of a client who is incapable of making a statement on his/her own behalf, ie. Franklin Graham "speaking" on behalf of his famously non-political daddy who has "suddenly become" quite partisan, to hear Franklin's crooked words.
DeleteTodd is macho? Personally, I have never heard anyone who knows Todd allude to Sir Scrawny Purse-Carrier as macho. A punk? Yeah, now that I've heard, but macho? Never.
DeleteMacho Tawd - No. Pipsqueek Tawd - Yes.
Delete"bucket list stuff" - hold it! Are "bucket lists" things one sets out to see or do before dying? Perhaps $arah and the Toad are looking at some serious prison time, hence the "bucket list" reference. It seems everything $arah yaps about lately has a tinge of paranoia attached to it - so much for that "happy family living privately" shit! Go home and be a mother to your spawn, you stupid bitch!
ReplyDeleteThe Palins remind of that lady that got caught buddying up to people in old folks homes, getting them to revise their wills, and then poisoning them.
ReplyDeleteMcCain should thank his lucky stars he lost the presidential run, he was next in line.
DeleteOkay, let's turn this into a Memorial Weekend Game:
ReplyDeleteIf Tri-G is named for his Down Syndrome, what would the other kids names be for their conditions?
Bristol could be BREE as she is obvious a breeder cow
Piper should be RUDY cause she likes to pull people's hair and shove adults.
Willow could be SHOSHI for short shit.
Track could be : Stoner
Feel free to play along folks. We have lots of funny creative people who visit here!
Toad would be No-Dick because, well, there ain't much to the little fella.
DeleteInteresting that you think 6in isn't much when most men are that.
DeleteI think Todd should be called TwoTone.
DeleteAnd, of course, Chuck's English best friend, the late jimmy saville.
ReplyDeleteCreep Chuck and Creepy Jimmy
DeleteI wonder if Todd profited from this: http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/24/18477490-open-season-for-sex-at-alaskan-base-military-officials-say?lite
ReplyDeleteYou know it. Drugs are the main business but sex is a treat for those hard working traffickers.
Deleteoh I wish our kids were here....instead of at home riding Chucky's hard-on? (Hey, that's also Chucky's underwear sniffin time--don't interfere.)
ReplyDeleteIf it was good enough for you Sarah, its good enough and hard enough (well, maybe not so hard anymore without the special cream) for the kids.
The grandparents are sick. The kids are on their own and they like it that was.
DeleteGrow up. Libel is a one way ticket to hell. Btw, go to school. You're illiterate.
DeleteYes, ma'am.
DeleteWe'll be good, we promise.
Freedom of speech dontcha know? Kind of like Chuck bad mouthin the President on military bases, when they were on the book tour. Or, Sarah's vicious attack on the President during the election, labeling him a terrorist, an outsider, not an American.
DeleteOr, how about this, Sarah's lifestyle growing up and Chucky's references to below the belt subjects such as the kids underwear.
Suck it up buttercup
I am not an expert in wigs. But, when I look at Sarah, it looks like she has a brown-like headband between her face and bangs. Am I just seeing things or is that a wig, the band around a wig, or the little brown cap she wears over her head before she attaches the wig to her head? It is driving me crazy. Pls advise!
ReplyDeleteProbably it's a laced wig front that is coming loose.
DeleteGlad you asked, because I see the same thing since you pointed it out. It doesn't look natural at all, but I don't know what it is either. Help, someone.
DeleteMy guess is velcro
DeleteMakes you want to question Willow's hair school training. Or, Sarah is buying some cheap, mail order wigs.
DeletePalin's in her milieu - with the rest of the knuckledragger set in SOUTHERN Indiana.
ReplyDeleteOuch. Actually, Indianapolis is not in Southern Indiana, and we really aren't knuckledraggers, lol. I don't know anyone who is happy that she has contaminated our track.
DeleteIt just came to me that the skank uses even her phony memes to rally her ignorant troops.
ReplyDeleteCase in point: she used her fat pregnant illiterate first daughter to talk about how much teenage pregnancy is a joy because she chose life, the bitch still chose. So the dumb one uses that to make money...out the door with values...
We all know about the other ones, quitting is good, blood libel you heathens and so on.
I'm way up in the NW corner of the state, and I thought I caught a stench on the southerly wind. $carah's in Indy? that explains it. Worse than hog CAFO in August
ReplyDeleteWhen does this lazyass cow entertain on her own dime? When does she invite all the big wigs to her mansions for a white trash shindig?
ReplyDeleteshe is one pathetic little old worm.
she acts as if she is about 14 years old, thinking she has fooled everyone into believing she is 22 years old, older than what she think she is. Confused? That's the batshit crazyass she does. High Level of Mental intervention needed.
You'll never hear her support a shutdown of the USPS. All that "postage".........
DeleteWell, considering she's spent of the last 3 years living privately (even most of the races she attends are done so privately) Id say you're fulll o shit
Delete"...she's spent of the last 3 years living privately (even most of the races she attends are done so privately)... "
DeleteWhat an impressively stupid thing to say. She shoves her snout in front of a camera at every opportunity, you unobservant dolt. She poses for the cameras. God, you and your "she loves living her life privately" meme is so pathetically moronic.
So, I'd say you're full of shit (except unlike you, I can spell and use punctuation correctly).
Interesting stuff about the Indy 500...
ReplyDeleteIt's been televised since 1965, exclusively on ABC.
The ABC affiliate in Anchorage, "KYUR signed on the air on October 31, 1967 as KHAR-TV. It was the third television station in Anchorage..."..."KHAR was, at the time, unable to obtain a network affiliation, forcing it to operate as an independent station. Finally, in 1970, it took the NBC affiliation from KENI...KHAR swapped affiliations with KENI a year later and joined ABC"
I have a feeling the Heath family was only able to watch the Indy 500 when the clan who lived in the lower 48 in Kennewick Washington sent them a movie tape.
Unless the Mug Shot Saloon had a special sports feed...and ol' Chucky hauled the kids down there to get them out of Sally's hair.
Grow up
DeleteDear teen-aged troll: "Grow up" is not the stinging put-down you seem to think it is when it is directed at actual adults. And it isn't one of those things actual adults say to each other. Just for your info.
DeleteYeah, Big Gulp Chaw Aqua Tata and Macho "Billy Doll" Todd (did they see "stars earn stripes"?) are motorheads, better pull into the cockpit for a lube job, you're not firing all cylinders!
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised she didn't say Track was named for the race track, and Trig Paxton Van Palin was named for a van.
"She's gonna love me in my Chevy van, and that's all right with me."
DeleteVan, tent.....what family values!!
The smell at the racetrack, was it burning tires or Sarah's body odor?
ReplyDeleteJesus Fucking Christ on the cross, find an indictment, you motherfuckers LIVE in the frozen north. DO SOMETHING. Enough allready, what in the holy fucking shit. Goddamnit. Other than that, she seems like a lovely person.
ReplyDeleteLast year on July 4th, Palin was desperate for attention, so of course she seized the opportunity to post a screed on the internet, reminding everyone that she is truly the most patriotic American living on God's green earth. She loves her freedoms so much she decided to name her daughter, Piper "Indy" Palin, in honor of Independence day!!
ReplyDeleteNo joke, a year ago Sarah used Piper's middle name to promote herself as a patriotic American. Now she's touring the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, attending the Indy 500 event, and suddenly she's a "motor head" and her daughters middle name is "Indy." Palin manages to create a false narrative for every occasion. The woman has no shame!!
You're an idiot.
DeleteThis behavior makes her mental illness(es) scream "look at me".....she really thinks No One remembers her comments. She has the mentality of a 3 year old.
DeleteThe truth is whatever suits her purposes at any given moment in time, we know that.
DeleteThe Internet is a b*tch for NPD Queens like our Sarah.
Goodness 4:51 am, you seem to be getting a little cranky.
DeleteThe ride around the track is "bucket list stuff," Sarah said.
ReplyDeleteShe will likely watch the Indy 500's first pit stop from team owner Sarah Fisher's pit and then watch the rest in a Pagoda suite.
"I'm anxious to see the stands full. That's a spectacular sight, having watched it on TV all these years, growing up," Palin said. "We're motor heads, so that's kind of our thing. Our daughter's (Piper Palin) middle name is Indy. ...I wish our kids were here."
We're motor heads?
That fucking Sarah is so patronizing. Earlier they were fish pickers?
"I wish our kids were here."?
Where the fuck were they Sarah? Where did you dump them this time? DS Tri-G with Heather and Piper Diaper with Sally?
NOW THIS PART DESERVES A WHAT THE FUCK? Is Sarah patronizing race fans?
Daughter Piper’s name was chosen partly because of the airplane and partly because, as Todd has said, “it’s cool.” Piper’s middle name is Indy, as in Jones, 500, and movie.
So Sarah said Piper’s middle name is Indy, as in Jones, 500, and movie?
So what about this Sarah?
From a Frontiersman article dated 03/23/2001; Mayor Sarah Palin gave birth to a daughter, Piper Indi Grace Palin. Palin said Piper's name was in keeping with Alaska and sports theme names she and her husband have given their children. Besides, "I've always loved the name Piper," she said. Indi isn't just a snowmachine name, but an abbreviated form of "independence." Todd Palin revealed the meaning behind another part of the youngest Palin's name. Grace, he said, was "for the grace of God."
Yeah, for the grace of god Toad didn't kill you Sarah, for pawning yet another kid off on him. Piper is a Hanson, Track is a Menard. Sarah is lucky to be alive, per Toad.
DeleteAnonymous9:33 PM
Delete"The ride around the track is "bucket list stuff," Sarah said."
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In $carah's case, it seems like her list is the "Honey Bucket" list, from the reports of the rank fumes emanating from Ol' $crawny's smelly body.
She disgusts me.
ReplyDeleteThere is no lie too small for her to tell.
Hey Sarah, Indy was a snow machine you stupid fuck. You named you kid after a fucking toy. God Sarah, don't you have a clue that all this is on record an easy to find?
Pacers host the Miami Heat here in Indy tonight as well. Wonder if Sarah will scam tickets for that, too?
ReplyDeleteThey've never not been motorheads. And fishing is the business.
ReplyDeleteI think grifting is the business.
DeleteBullshit. They have proudly demonstrated on film that their bullshit about fishin' and campin' and huntin' and hikin' and bein' rill frontier Murkins is just that. Pure bullshit.
DeleteTodd's participation in the Iron Dog does not make the family "motorheads."
Thousands of people enjoy attending or watching famous races on TV. Unlike the Palins, they do not instantly brag about what experts they are in the field or how they have "always" been enthralled by the event since childhood. But the bragging, lying, show-off Palin clan always has to go there.
Piper and Trig are in AZ. Piper is with a friend and Trig with his babysitter. Remember, they have a home in AZ and all kids have sitters when their parents are out of town. Get a life.
ReplyDeleteYep, parents are always leaving their special needs child with sitters. In this case, I'm sure he's better off.
DeleteI'd say someone who constantly tracks the whereabouts of the Palins' is the one that needs a life. And why are you here if you have a life? Take your own advice, you stupid moron, and get a life.
DeleteGee, I thought that when she quit her job she promised to work even harder for the people of Alaska. What is so great about Todd? Nobody in the family has a real job and Todd lives off Sarah's money. They do nothing worthwhile with their lives. Sarah fleeced her supporters making them think she was going to run. Why don't her kids go to school? The entire family is uneducated.
DeleteYou know how people slow down to see the accident? Healthy? I don't know, but watching the latest Sarah adventures is a front row seat to a very welcome and inevitable train wreck. I have a life, just like most folks I'm always ready for some comic relief. Sarah provides it double time.
DeleteAre your comments prepared monthly? Your Ignorance and Stupidity prove that you are one of the Uneducated Unschooled Palins. Sarah Palin and Todd Palin only taught their Daughters to have Sex and many Fatherless Babies. You Palins have no class and are useless Wasillabillies.
DeleteIndi = love of motor sports.
ReplyDeleteHow is that patronizing? At least her name isn't Bleu Apple Beluga Suri.
It's patronizing because that is not what she said it meant when Piper was born. She thinks so little of the people of Indianapolis that she figures she can bullshit them into thinking that their city and race was part of the meaning of Piper's name. She can't be bothered to be truthful, because the people of Indianapolis aren't worth it.
DeleteThat is patronizing.
There are lots of people (or just 5) who needs lives.
ReplyDeleteYou're one of them.
DeleteAnonymous4:53 AM
Delete"There are lots of people (or just 5) who needs lives."
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You are absolutley right. Those 5 who need lives would be:
Ol' $carah
Tawdry
Tracky
Beefy
Waddlesome
Hey 4:49
ReplyDelete"They've never not been motorheads"
What the fuck? Who the hell writes like that?
How about...
"They've never not been shitty parents".
"They've never not tried to spend as much time away from their kids as possible".
"They've never not lied about everything under the sun".
"They've never not wanted to get the fuck out of Alaska".
"They've never not been involved in prostitution".
I could go on.
Man oh man does her hair grow fast:
ReplyDeleteEarlier this May: Arizona:http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/22213344/2013/05/10/sarah-palin-among-those-to-pay-tribute-to-vets-killed-in-vietnam-war
This weekend in Indianapolis: http://www.indystar.com/article/20130525/SPORTS0101/305250029/Sarah-Palin-spotted-Indianapolis-Motor-Speedway
Game of Life5:32 PM When does this lazyass cow entertain on her own dime? When does she invite all the big wigs to her mansions for a white trash shindig?
ReplyDeleteshe is one pathetic little old worm. she acts as if she is about 14 years old, thinking she has fooled everyone into believing she is 22 years old, older than what she think she is. Confused? That's the batshit crazyass she does. High Level of Mental intervention needed.
Game Of Life, didn't Sarah Palin throw a big trailer park jump th.e broom wedding shindig for Track and his ex wife? Well that's what she said she is going to do and invite everybody who is important from the lower 48