Saturday, June 01, 2013

Liberal Fox News mole dishes about Sarah Palin: “We had to track her down and beg her to be on the show, and she was under contract.”

As you may remember from a previous post there was this guy working for Fox News for eight years who is now gleefully dishing in a new book about the online "talent" and the atmosphere at the most slanted news outlet in America.

So of course you KNOW he had to eventually get to Palin:  

“She is every bit as good-looking, and is also every bit as dumb, as they say,” he says. 

“We knew immediately it was not working out with her.” Palin exhibited “the worst type of diva behavior” while collecting $2 million a year from Fox, and “could not be bothered,” Muto said. 

“We had to track her down and beg her to be on the show, and she was under contract.”

Okay I am guessing that Muto has not seen Palin recently and is probably still rememebering what she looked like back in 2009 in order to say somethig like "She is every bit as good-looking" as people say. However there is no doubt the "and is every bit as dumb, as they say" is still factually correct.

So here she quits her job pretending to run the state of Alaska, to have a book written on her behalf that she can take credit for, and to become a paid contributor to Fox News. A job which she forces people to hunt her down in order to make her do

Yep that sounds like the Sarah Palin we know and loathe.

This in fact may be the EASIEST job that Palin could have ever talked somebody into giving her, and she was such a fucking diva she could not even do THAT with any enthusiasm.

And people seriously believe that she would want to serve in the Senate?

Essentially the woman wants to be paid simply to exist.

Speaking of being paid simply to exist, here is Seattle Weekly's response to Palin's ghostwriter's attack on them after one of their reporters pointed out that very thing:

We were delighted to discover that Sarah Palin is a regular reader of Seattle Weekly and that she has such a strong opinion on the direction of our content. While I disagree with her accusations of elitism, I welcome her contribution to the conversation. Like Mrs. Palin, I extend my congratulations to the graduating class of Republic High School. Unlike the former governor, I urge the students not to judge their fellow citizens solely by the circumstances of their upbringing. Whether born and raised in a city or a small town, as I was, every one of us deserves the opportunity to contribute to our community and to be judged by the integrity and honesty with which we live our lives. Thanks for reading.

Oooh, now that is going to leave a mark!

Yep nobody is much impressed with the Queen of Mean's petty middle school tantrums these days.

157 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:29 AM

    Ha, that is so funny

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    1. she is a fraud folks9:39 AM

      Sarah Palin is, was and will always be a FRAUD.

      We know, Sarah. We know.

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  2. Of course, we here on IM have known this all along: that our Sarah is a lazy, grifting, poor excuse of woman who almost came within a feeble heartbeat of being president. I will always consider Tina Fey, Katie Couric and a very few other people heroes for saving us from this poisonous creature.

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    1. Anonymous8:06 AM

      Katie Couric and Tina Fey are absolutely the ones who seriously slowed the momentum that the early days of Sarah garnered. It didn't take long for her to be exposed for the utter fool that she is, once the 'handlers' of the McCain campaign were unable to control the narrative. Left on her own, she crashed and burned in a matter of weeks, which is why there was so much orchestrating and manipulation of her exposure by the campaign.

      I will be FOREVER grateful to them, and also to 'in what respect, Charlie' Gibson who didn't let her slide on even one of her lies about 'the bridge to no where' and the 'Bush doctrine'. They almost single-handedly saved this country for a fate worse than death.

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    2. Anonymous8:46 AM

      I think people were onto Sarah from the beginning, or at least right after she gave her speech. There was never any real threat of a McCain victory, because the market crash slowed the post-Sarah momentum and a bad economy with a candidate unable to admit that trumped a shiny new vice presidential candidate. Don't forget -- the negative stories about her poured out immediately and there was even that interview with her "friends" who all looked like they wanted to vomit as they talked about how great she was.

      I love Tina Fey, but I think, if anything, she made Sarah more popular. There is actually a 30 Rock episode about this. My brother, for example, loved loved LOVED Sarah in 2009 -- mainly because of the SNL sketch and I think there are a lot of people like that, especially young dudes. I still say the dude from Republic is like that, too. Seriously, it would be like if Wayne or the Church Lady ran for office!

      Btw -- my brother was too young to vote in 2008 but he voted for Obama in 2012.

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    3. Anonymous8:48 AM

      All Couric and Gibson were doing was conducting on-air, softball interviews with the woman. A regular would have taken it all in stride. She exposed her own ignorance without any prompting.

      And she claims to know something about journalism -- a student of journalism would have hit a home run with each of those questions, and ended up looking diplomatic and intelligent. It leads us to believe that she isn't very smart, or never took at journalism 101 class, if she took any at all.

      Tina Fey the added icing to the cake -- we all wanted to laugh at her, but didn't know how to. She showed the way.

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    4. Anonymous9:23 AM

      Tina Fey's SNL comedy skit in which she did not have to change a word of a $arah $alad helped save our nation.

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    5. Anonymous9:46 AM

      Absolutely agree with your comment however have a preposition suggestion. Wouldn't that be saved us "...'from' a fate worse than...".

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    6. Anonymous10:05 AM

      Why do people keep saying that she almost became President. She didn't - she was on the ticket to run for VP w/McCain, who was the candidate for president!

      They lost big time. McCain is still alive today and doing idiotic stuff just as he did in picking Sarah Palin to run on the ticket w/him! There is no way Sarah Palin was properly vetted in Alaska - no way in hell! Proof is coming out more and more and "Game Change" (book and movie) also reflected that she wasn't smart and very much a diva and someone who was very, very difficult to work with.

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    7. Anonymous11:55 AM

      Yep. 8:48.

      Sarah was too stupid and paranoid to recognize a softball talking point question. All she had to do was tell a little lie or two, knowing that the media never follows up. Of course she might be always hearing the other voices in her head, so dazed and confused is a normal state.

      Instead of answering the question Sarah probably thought something like this: "This must be a poo filled pinata instead of a softball Katie just threw up! Durned if THIS spiritual warrior is going to hit it so the devil (lamestream media) can watch me splatter poo all myself. I'll play it safe and whiff at this set up from Satan. Everyone will know what I'm doing! Also too, very thankful that Pastor Muthee warned me about tribulations like these like this on my pilgrimage to sound the alarm like Paul Revere and the pilgrims and deliver the country from that black mooslim! "

      "And meantime the Russians and Pootin and zomfg we need to call out the milishas!"

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    8. Don't forget Letterman.

      Once he turned against McCain, I thought it was all over. He was relentless. Polite. But I think he had more influence than people think simply because he was so subtle. And a lot of people tune in to Lettermen.

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    9. abbafan1:56 PM

      Anon @ 10:05A.M. - in answer to your question, she "went rogue" in the latter part of the campaign! When that picture of her in those skanky gym shorts appeared; the photo of her with the cottage cheese ass, she was wearing a visor hat that said "McCain Palin" - "McCain" was blacked out with a Sharpie! That is about the time when the cops in AK called her ass back home, when her wild kid trashed the Morlock house in a booze and dope-fuelled party. (mummy got her off the hook; the boys took the rap.) After the RNC screech, the fuckin' diva behaviour started; "MEMEME". The evidence is overwhelming, she was NEVER vetted!

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  3. Anonymous6:39 AM

    I am very glad the newspaper responded to her unbelievable snark by taking the high road. Her response, no doubt will be will be laden with sarcasm; she can't help herself. It's a very middle-school response.

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    1. Anonymous7:17 AM

      Poor graduates... They will hear her wrath at THEIR celebration, where she will spew even MORE venom now... :/

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    2. Anonymous9:51 AM

      Do you think she requested the National Guard to be sure no one sneaks in to her common sense speech? What if some big town elitist tries to film her or hear what she has to say?

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    3. Anonymous12:43 PM

      Todd the Bully will run interference.

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  4. Anonymous6:46 AM

    She looks just like Giuliani in a wig.

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    1. Anonymous7:17 AM

      You're right!! "She" does!

      Also, Gryphen, wasn't it the Seattle Weekly not the PI that wrote that great response to the quitter queen?

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    2. Oops you're right. I got Seattle Weekly and Seattle Pi mixed up.

      Fixed now.

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  5. Anonymous6:52 AM

    '''“We had to track her down and beg her to be on the show, and she was under contract.”'''

    This only makes Fox look like the bigger fools, having to track her down and beg her to commit to her contract.
    Paying someone 2 million a year to make you look like a jackass.
    FOX ARE THE BIGGEST FOOLS AROUND!

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    1. Anonymous8:07 AM

      All of the bald one's followers keep moaning that Fox NEVER EVEN MENTIONS the woman who is single-handedly responsible for their ratings during her contract! Remember how ignominiously she petered out at the end of her contract? She got bumped during all the important shows of the election. After that, she just sort of disappeared from the network. No goodbye,no thanks. It took a few weeks for people to realize she'd been dropped like a hot rock....because before then her face was so toxic no one wanted her on. Eeewww yuk, no wonder!

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    2. Anonymous11:58 AM

      Yep Fox could have just sued her ass and broke the contract. The potential lulz from that made paying her the full amount a much smarter choice. Losses can be written off. A Tea Party revolt at Fox? ha!

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  6. Anonymous6:54 AM

    It's a very middle-school response.



    anon 6:39 Exactly. Because emotionally, Sarah is a middle school girl. She never evolved past that stage. Wonder what all was going on in her life at that time to stagnate her? Could just be lack of neurons I guess and nothing nefarious.

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    1. Anonymous8:12 AM

      That's why the sexual molestation was happening and it stunted her growth forever. It is not an untypical response to early childhood sexual abuse, a sort of 'frozen' development happens where the moment of trauma locks the person in to that timeframe in life...forever.

      But I don't consider her a victim at all. I've known too many women who have experienced a similar situation in their upbringing and they are kind, thoughtful, loving and generous of heart. Sarah is mean, spiteful, cold, hard and brutally narcissistic. She could have chosen to be otherwise.

      Unfortunately, Creepy Chuckie has perpetrated a sick and twisted incestuous relationship on all of his girls. I shudder to think what Piper has been through, but maybe he's too old now.

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    2. Anonymous8:19 AM

      I think it was something nefarious named Chuckie.

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    3. Perhaps both Chuckies. The old ugly one probably watches.

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  7. Anonymous6:54 AM

    ''Essentially the woman wants to be paid simply to exist.''

    Exactly. She is one lazy ass trifling bitch.

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    1. Anonymous7:26 AM

      Here, Here!

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    2. Anonymous8:18 AM

      Yup.

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  8. More interesting than the article were the 200+ comments afterward. What's the story with Shawn? I know basically, but "Shawn'sMom" has a website she linked to that I really don't want to click on.

    Gryfen, if you have some extra time, could you write about the case and update us?

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    1. Anonymous8:49 AM

      +1 -- please tell us what you can!

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    2. Anonymous9:16 AM

      I do not think Gryphen will write about it, so I will try to give you a very brief idea about this. You should look up "Shawn Christy Sarah Palin" and read Shawn's moms blog so you can make up your own mind though.
      Shawn's mom says that Sarah quit being governor to cover up a six week sexting relationship she had with Shawn. He was underage and first got in contact with Sarah's campaign because he admired her. Now he is in jail. He was in Alaska but now is in Washington state. There is a lot more too this whole story and you can read both sides.

      My own opinion is that this isn't true and sounds far fetched as hell, even though Sarah is a freaking nut job. But I think it's pretty obvious that she left for the money. Fox and her book. Just find the big photo of her grinning after her press conference.

      There is the very brief synopsis. As to why Gryphen, Joe McGinniss, PG, Malia Litman and others have never written they believe SM entire story... I don't know but I can guess why...

      If Shawn's mom sees this or any other post doubting her, she will accuse you of being Willow. And watch out for crystal wolf who will bite your head off. You can see the "documentation " on SM blog and decide for yourself.

      Gryphen why don't you write a blog post about this?? LOL. Come on?? Pretty please? What do you think and why?

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    3. Anonymous10:28 AM

      @9:16 -- I think it's pretty much understood that the investigation into her use of the legal fund was also motivation for quitting. Not because she wanted to do what was best for the state but because she knew she was going to have to give the money back. She's a pig. Wasn't there information about how she got word about the investigation's results right before she made her announcement?

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    4. Anonymous12:02 PM

      I posted yesterday something about why Sarah was forced to quit.

      It has NOTHING to do with any sexting.

      I choose not to say anything about the Christy situation.

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    5. Anonymous12:17 PM

      Interesting 9:16 - I've always wondered about the real story in regard to Shawn.

      I watched TV the day Palin resigned - which was announced suddenly - she called for the reporters to get to Wasilla - she sounded frantic - Todd was called back to Wasilla quickly (almost indicating to many that he was aware she was doing this until the last minute!) - and bottom line - her delivery was horrible. It was done so quickly that it looked to most that she was caught doing something illegal or someone had something on her. And, knowing Palin (and her husband) like we do today I suspect we don't know the true story yet.

      She and Toad were horrible joint 'quitter' governors of Alaska and will go down in history as the worst that have represented Alaska. And, on top of it all she was proven to be unethical by the Alaska Legislature although she denied it on the campaign trail w/McCain.

      I can hardly wait for her to be ratted out more as time moves along....many know much about her and eventually more will disclose to Alaska and the USA.

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    6. Anonymous1:02 PM

      at the same time as the sexting scandal with a teenager, wasn't Sarah Palin accused of trying to goad the kid into attacking the President?

      THAT's the real reason she was told to resign immediately.

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    7. Anonymous1:09 PM

      Gryphen 12:02-- I totally understand and I agree with you. I think the Christys are making things worse for themselves...
      Thanks for answering.

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    8. Anonymous2:39 PM

      I would like to hear about how akm sold the email that trashed Shay and the Christie's to BrieitFart.

      Thereby completing the msm "lies" on them & now when its being proved about Shay Tripp & Todd pimping out the Secret service and the sexting are in federal files and soon they will come out.
      B/c of of joes clueless email and akm's vindictive greed people who should be believed aren't.
      And that's JUST WHAT SARAH WANTS!
      Don't worry.
      You'll all have egg on your face soon. :)

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    9. Anonymous3:15 PM

      1:02 I have neve never seen that anywhere! Do you have a reference? One problem is that there are so many rumors and some not backed by verifiable facts. I don't find the " documents" on that blog compelling.

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    10. Anonymous4:33 PM

      Anonymous3:15 PM
      Prob a lot of things you haven't seen anywhere.
      G-knows.

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    11. Anonymous4:45 PM

      Anonymous3:15 PM
      Hey go ask Brietfart where the email came from?
      Lots of stuff behind the scenes not "Everyone" knows remember that.

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    12. Anonymous9:00 PM

      3:15, 4:30 and 4:45-- you must be Willow since no one knows WTF you are talking about,

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  9. Anonymous7:11 AM

    http://www.seattleweekly.com/2008-10-22/news/the-education-of-sarah-palin/

    you gotta read this....wow

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    1. Anonymous8:17 AM

      Wow, how did we miss this back then? Hilarious.

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    2. Hysterical. Thanks for making my day.

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    3. Anonymous8:36 AM

      Hillarious!! Must read!

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    4. Anonymous9:58 AM

      LOL, I can't stop laughing!

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    5. Anonymous10:49 AM

      satire?

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    6. Anonymous2:06 PM

      Too funny! Thank you!

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  10. Anonymous7:16 AM

    Question: whatever happened to that FoxNoise-paid studio in her newest grifter tower? Have they taken the cameras etc out of that dungeon?

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    1. Anonymous8:14 AM

      Fox had a hard time getting her to work. Betcha the FoxNoise-paid studio was used for porn. Something for the boys will be boys.

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  11. Anonymous7:36 AM

    The "mole" leaves out the worst. Sarah Palin's stupidity is deliberately hidden to protect John McCain and the GOP. The selection of an abysmally stupid Sarah Palin for vice presidential candidate alongside an old, physically unwell John McCain was treason.

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    1. Anonymous8:12 AM

      Yep, that's why Nicole Wallace and S. Schmidt did their version of atonement. McCain never will.

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    2. Cracklin Charlie9:52 AM

      Love your comment, 7:36. I like to imagine that had the real truth about Sarah Palin come out in say, 2009, there might not even be a Republican party today. I believe that she presented a very real, and present danger to the party.

      And as for Wallace and Schmidt, they are still trying to cover McCain's ass. I saw Schmidt last week on The Last Word making fun of Michelle Bachmann, but it would really surprise me to see him do the same about Palin. I don't think he thinks that Sarah Palin is a laughing matter.

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    3. Anonymous9:56 AM

      And, remember that Nicole Wallace could not even bring herself to vote for McCain for President of the USA because of Sarah Palin being such an idiot and diva - as was aptly reflected in the book and movie "Game Change".

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    4. Anonymous10:24 AM

      What! To NW's credit, she pretty much admitted that the psycho vp candidate in her book is Sarah.

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    5. Anonymous12:07 PM

      Schmidt has already made statements about Palin not being qualified for VP. I've seen him carefully say things on MSNBC during the past years.

      Watch "Game Change" or read the book. He and Wallace thought she was a pain in the ass, stupid, a diva and not physically or mentally stable.

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    6. Cracklin Charlie2:53 PM

      The day that Schmidt and Wallace fess up about John McCain's horrible mistake in choosing Sarah Palin is the day that I will give them some credit. The very idea that the they didn't have time to vet McCain's running mate (Game Change) is laughable. It is their job to know such things.

      I have no doubt they would have been perfectly happy with providing us with a Vice President Sarah Palin, had things worked out differently. I have no respect for either one of them.

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  12. Anonymous7:41 AM

    The picture of Mrs. Palin above reminds me of her past Fox appearances from her basement - the hideous green room. I was at the time surprised that Fox would allow her to appear on tv as she did, dressed in curious and unflattering attire and that "studio" was tacky beyond belief. Now I can understand. That's the best Fox could get out of her.

    I wonder how much Todd got paid to operate the camera and Piper to decorate the set.

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    1. Anonymous8:19 AM

      I wish I could see what she wore below the neck-line in a lot of those Fox broadcasts. Wouldn't be surprised if it was a nighty or worse. It was so obvious from her head-shots alone that she 'gave the finger' to her employer on dress code. What could they do? She was thousands of miles away in her own home. Absolutely disgusting behavior on her part if you ask me!!!

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    2. Anonymous9:54 AM

      FOX must have kicked themselves in having put a studio in her home with a two million contract per year! Friggin' amazing! She used them big time as she has everyone else her entire life.

      Todd is going to look back, when on his death bed, and wonder why in the hell he wasted his life as he did with the likes of her. Their poor kids - the couple has ruined their lives. Would be horrible having to admit you are a Palin!

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  13. They still haven’t sealed Monkey Mountain??

    The Monkey Queen is a global disgrace… on every continent.. people believe she is a dumb joke….

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  14. Anonymous7:49 AM

    Man! you should check out the sea of pee at the original article! Drowning! If Seattle Weekly was only a local rag before, the queen of mean's followers have now put it on the map. If the queen of mean is hard to believe, her followers are harder. Yikes! Republic, go to ground! Oklahoma is in no danger compared to you!

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  15. Anonymous7:52 AM

    Middle school IS Sarah Palin. Speaking at a high school graduation? She's hit the big time, for sure, while prominent difference-making people are asked to speak at university commencements.

    That's all she'll ever be. A JOKE.

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    1. Anonymous9:01 AM

      How in the hell can you speak at anybody's High School graduation, when not one of your own kids, ever graduated from High School? She is the ultimate dumb ass. Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, we all know that you are embarrassed to have this Bitch as your mother. She has fucked up your lives forever. So sad.

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    2. Personally, I don't think she's going to show up. There will be some last minute excuse for her to bail and leave those students in the lurch.

      As I said before, they better have someone in the wings ready to walk on at the last minute when Sarah is a no-show.

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    3. Anonymous2:08 PM

      She'll bail and send Bristol instead. LOL!

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  16. Anonymous8:11 AM

    Perfect picture. Like Muto just called and said, You're on in 5 minutes, and she was still sleeping off a Crunch Wrap Supreme binge.

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  17. I LOVE it when respectable journalists take down "Mrs. Palin." (I get tired of her being referred to as Ms. Palin...she's not a "Ms."...she's a "Mrs.".)

    Anyhoo...got to be happy when someone with intelligence sees through her middle-school, mean-girl childishness and totally calls her on it.

    (Are you reading this Mrs. Palin? Pretty much most of the world thinks you're infantile antics are amusing. Have a wonderful day.)

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    1. I'm tired of the constant use of the term "governor" when speaking of the idiot. She isn't the governor of shit and she didn't even make it through a single term. She resigned ffs.

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    2. Anonymous9:50 AM

      8:13 I get tired of her being referred to as 'governor'. She quit and is not recognized by Alaska as a prior governor. She and Toad won't even step foot in Juneau as they are so disliked!! They are one sorry couple that is for sure!

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    3. Anonymous11:03 AM

      Wondering, if $he gets a retirement pension and other benefits (free healthcare etc), even though $he was only a 1/2-term GINO...

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    4. I would think to be referred to as a former governor, you should have COMPLETED at least ONE TERM.

      Sarah quit in the middle of her first term. So she's not a former governor.

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    5. Anonymous1:05 PM

      she's probably not married.

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  18. Anonymous8:30 AM

    I continue to read here just to see how Sarah and her postage-paid PAC people respond. No slight is too small for her to lash back at - be it a small article in a small weekly newspaper or the comic and cutting comments from readers of a 'defunct' blog.

    Many of you here have become quite skilled at dangling the Palin bait. And she bites. Every time. Can't help herself. No one backs the 'cuda in the corner. Right, Sarah?

    While I have your attention - I'm wondering: Which one of your kids will write the first tell-all?

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    1. Anonymous12:04 PM

      The first one with an oxy or nose habit that gets too expensive.

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    2. Anonymous4:05 PM

      They take all of the bait except the Pimping questions about Todd Palin. They won't touch those, too sensitive for Sarah.

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  19. Anonymous8:41 AM

    Two million dollars a year and they had to track this insipid female down and BEG her to basically belch on air for 2 or 3 minutes?

    It's not as though Simple Sarah had to do any research or come prepared with any facts before her segments -- all she ever did was bash the president and snark about events and/or legislation without the foggiest idea of what she was talking about! Outside of paying two-toed sloths to be sloths, I can't think of an easier 'job.' Hell, Fox might have gotten better ratings if they brought on sloths instead of Simple Sarah.

    And still, there are people that think this overdone clown, whose interest goes no further than titles, attention, and cash, is ready to take on the 24/7 job of being President of the United States? Egad.

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    1. Anonymous9:46 AM

      It was said that she received the questions prior to being on FOX so that she could prepare her answers. Too bad they didn't ask Alaskans about her and determine ahead of time what an idiot she is and was!!! It's called vetting and McCain did not do it!

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    2. Anonymous10:23 AM

      And you can see the teleprompter reflected in her glasses sometimes.

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  20. Anonymous8:51 AM

    Put a fork in Sarah Palin. Any political career Sarah thought she had is over. Sarah can stick to her Facebook carnival act, that's all she has left.

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  21. Anonymous8:52 AM

    You can be sure that, if the rest of the mainstream media never makes it to Republic today, the Seattle Weekly will, and we'll be indebted to their reporting. Ellis, you're our new bff.

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  22. Anonymous8:52 AM

    Fuck you Sarah and don't come back to Wasilla.

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    1. Anonymous12:48 PM

      That's pretty harsh Trig.

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  23. Anonymous8:54 AM

    Sarah is always hiding in her bedroom, propped up on pillows with a laptop, too lazy to shower or dress.

    Sarah, a glutton for punishment, also stares at herself in the mirror for hours, practicing poses and gawking at the Belmont Girls.

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  24. Anonymous8:57 AM

    I want to hear the mole's stories about how Sarah Palin needed questions in advance and how the other FOX people had to handle the idiot with kid gloves because she was like Sgt Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.

    Sarah Palin : I know nothing!

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    1. jcinco11:04 AM

      Steve & Nicole pretty much covered that.

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    2. Schultz was smarter.

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    3. PalinsHoax7:40 PM

      Sgt Schultz was also much better looking than the Ol' Lazy A$$.

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  25. Anonymous9:05 AM

    Maybe you're being sarcastic dlbvet, sorry if you are, but I thought Ms. is the default title for a woman, regardless of marital status? Men are Mr whatever the status and many women prefer Ms to be on those same equal terms. Terms-wise that is, lol.

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    1. Anonymous11:48 AM

      9:05 You are correct. I rarely see Mrs. used anymore...especially in business.

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    2. Anonymous12:06 PM

      That's a MAN baby!

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    3. Anita Winecooler6:51 PM

      According to LeTITcha Baldy, the one who carries the purse is usually referred to as "Mrs" the other is called "Governor".

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  26. Anonymous9:18 AM

    Two million dollars a year and they had to track this insipid female down and BEG her to basically belch on air for 2 or 3 minutes? 


    Sarah tell us again about the great work ethics of the Palins. We love those stories.

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  27. Anonymous9:30 AM

    Did the Alaska school district kicked Willow out and give her a GED so they would be rid of her dumbass? Did they get tired of tracking her down at Target's parking lot at 1AM doing drug deals and tired of tracking her down at her breaking and entering jobs?

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    1. Anonymous12:32 PM

      Tired of MONO taking 9 months?

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  28. Anonymous9:33 AM

    Come on ease up on her. Sarah Palin can't be all bad if she is giving away 27 cars to the graduates of Republic High School as her gifts to them.

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    1. Anonymous9:58 AM

      Ha! They will be lucky to get Palin 2008 keychains.

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    2. Anonymous10:16 AM

      I wonder if Sarah is giving the graduates the rape kits that Mayor Sarah Palin couldn't sell to Wasilla's rape victims?

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    3. Anonymous10:33 AM

      I figured she'd offer to pay for their college education

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    4. jcinco11:03 AM

      I'm sure the something special is a picture of her, photo-shopped to make her look like what she thinks she looks like. I wonder which kid's closet she'll raid for her outfit. Probably bristle's as she has those really cool DWTS and tripp reality show outfits.

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    5. Anonymous11:30 AM

      Plate of cookies?

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    6. Anonymous11:47 AM

      Or an individual photo w/her! Barf!

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    7. Anita Winecooler6:55 PM

      Where'd she find 27 Yugos?

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  29. Anonymous9:43 AM

    Gryph: You have always said that more and more would come out about Palin's behavior as the years moved along and it is happening!

    The woman is such a fraud!

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  30. Anonymous9:44 AM

    I'd love to hear Bill O'Reilly's opinion of her - it was so apparent he didn't like her!

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    1. Anonymous10:37 AM

      What about Todd? It was apparent he didn't care for Sarah that much either if he wandered off their bed for greener pastures.

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    2. jcinco10:59 AM

      he was like a cat toying with a cornered vermin when she had the guts to go on his show. wasn't it the first interview with her when he asked how it felt to know many people thought she wasn't very smart? Billo holds a place in my heart for the times he tormented the little 1/2 witted twit.

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    3. Bill O'Reilly has no respect for lazy stupid people.

      Which is why he respects Jon Stewart even though he doesn't agree with him.

      I can only guess the disgust he held Fox News to for hiring Palin. Her personally? I suspect he held her in much lower esteem than Hannity, if that is possible.

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    4. Anonymous1:34 PM

      There is no question Billo couldnt stand Palin. And I know many will disagree but I would venture to say that Glenn Beck thinks she's an idiot as well based on the couple of appearances she had on his Fox show.

      Sheesh

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    5. Anonymous3:13 PM

      Beck had one of the first interviews with Palin after she was hired by FOX and it was hilarious.
      As I recall, Beck was insulted by her lack of preparedness for the interview.
      He asked Palin who her favorite Founding Father was and she gave him her trademarked vacant look.
      Then she did was she always does-vomit up words that mean nothing.
      On the fly , Palin can string lots of unconnected words and thoughts together better than anyone in public life.
      The transcripts read like a parody on SNL .
      Palin told Beck her favorite Founding Father
      was " All of Em " because of their " diver city ".

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  31. Anonymous9:50 AM

    Sounds like Sarah Palin was lazy as a mayor, lazy as a governor, lazy as a FOX commentator, lazy as a mother.

    What else is new?

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    1. Anonymous10:14 AM

      Anybody wonder why Sarah Palin's children are not qualified for college? They are lazy like their mother.

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    2. Anonymous10:32 AM

      Good thing Levi was around to help take care of Sarah's kids while Sarah was in her room watching her soaps and eating Tacobell in the middle of the day instead of working.

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    3. Anonymous10:34 AM

      And also lazy as a speaker, PAC contributor to political campaigns, and disability rights advocate.

      Hell, she's too lazy to wash her hair (OR her wigs) or dress herself appropriately.

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    4. Anonymous10:52 AM

      Governor Sarah Palin wasn't that lazy. She did bring a sheet of cookies to the starving and cold Native Alaskans.

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    5. Anonymous10:54 AM

      Lazy mother?

      That's why God made sisters, mothers and nannies to watch, feed, clothed, educate and raise the children of lazy mothers.

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    6. Sarah Palin has never been fully qualified for any job she has ever held. Why she was never thwarted early on in her working life and was able to nearly become VP of the United States chills me. Why didn't people stop this destructive woman from the start?

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    7. Anonymous2:17 PM

      Why hasn't a former $arah college classmate or professor every come forward to talk about her? Nothing in all these years. Very odd, eh?

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    8. abbafan2:19 PM

      Anon @ 10:52 A.M. - she was too fuckin' lazy to bake those cookies she brought; someone else baked them! In one of the books about her, it was written that the kids ate burnt mac and cheese while she locked herself in the bedroom, reading Us magazine, and reading letters to the editor about herself, written by her staff, and demanded by her. Fuckin' diva behaviour!

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    9. Anita Winecooler6:59 PM

      I agree, 2:17
      Maybe they got postage as hush money? The only person who came forward was Glen Rice - and he'll never live it down!

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  32. Anonymous10:01 AM

    I just pre ordered the book, there is a kindle version for anyone that was wondering.

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  33. Anonymous10:05 AM

    ...OT but how will Sarah take this news about her hero Chris Kyle ?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2334026/Jesse-Ventura-sues-widow-American-Sniper-saying-Chris-Kyle-defamed-wrestler-writing-punched-bar-fight.html

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  34. Anonymous10:30 AM

    Bristol showed the same Palin-Heath lazy work ethics on DWTS. All she did was cry like a beached whale when it was time to work and dance if that's what you call dancing?

    Mark Ballas had to beg her and stroke her just so he could drag her lazy ass around the floor.

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  35. Anonymous10:35 AM

    Lazy Lazy Lazy

    Sounds like Sarah Palin was too darn lazy like her mother Sally, father Chuckie, boyfriend Todd, daughter Bristol, son Track and some of those other lazy Heaths to strap on a condom while having sex before marriage?

    What else is new?

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  36. jcinco10:56 AM

    So what time is money boo boo's historical speech to 27 high schoolers scheduled for? Any bets on whether she can contain herself from disparaging the president, her obsession, during her nonsensical rant?

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  37. Anonymous11:07 AM

    Y'allz notice something?

    THE TROLLS ARE MISSING TODAY!!! Is that a hint that actually $arah is THE troll, because right now, $he is in Republic, spewing her venom at the poor kids' graduation?

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    1. Anonymous12:44 PM

      Very interesting

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    2. Anonymous2:00 PM

      The trolls are over at the Seattle weekly website relentlessly bombarding the 2 articles. At least five of her bots have each posted over 200 comments. They are keeping themselves very busy!

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    3. Anonymous2:03 PM

      They're all on bed rest and fluids after that Seattle Weekly battle. The skirmish really took it out of them, lol.

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  38. Anonymous11:11 AM

    Not all Palins are lazy.

    It must have taken some work to recruit prostitutes and find johns for them?

    Sounds like Bristol was not lazy in the sack?

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    1. Anonymous12:53 PM

      Can you imagine back in her high school days, big Bristol sweating and moaning all over you while dripping Big Mac sauce from her pores while doing the nasty?

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  39. Anonymous11:23 AM

    LOL Sarah Palin got $2 million and all she did on FOX was spew her rhetoric about how much she hates President Obama.

    She's still doing it and getting paid for it. Only this time it's on her facebook and her fb donors are paying her for her ghostwritten rants.

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  40. Anonymous11:48 AM

    “We had to track her down and beg her to be on the show, and she was under contract.”


    120 seconds is a lot of work for rill Amerikuns. I would expect FOX to beg Sarah Palin and I would expect overtime pay for anything over 30 seconds. Sarah Palin is worth every two million she earned.

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    1. Anonymous12:59 PM

      The worst part is that Sarah didn't have to fly to Los Angeles or New York to be on FOX for 30 seconds! FOX built that biotch an indoor studio and all she had to do was walk a few steps from her crapper.

      That's pathetic!

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    2. Anonymous8:07 PM

      yeah 12:59 - and she never had to do her hair or makeup or dress professionally because -- fuck Fox! -- she was just too good for that and anyway, also too, she wanted to prove what a maverick or rouge she is by dressing inappropriately. Assclown queen!

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  41. That is it exactly. She thinks she should be paid (and handsomely) simply to exist. How very beauty queen of her.

    As for the Reader's Response, Palin (and her ghost writers) should beware. They are dealing with intelligent educated journalists that write for a living. They know how to use words and their pens are mightier than Todd's little sword. She will be verbally schooled.

    Not that any amount of schooling did her any good.

    Speaking for free a a high school graduation in a dinky town of 1,000? Yep. I think finally Palin is sinking into oblivion. Hopefully the media will move on and she won't be mentioned or pictured anywhere. Then we will finally be free of her. Maybe another 4 years will see her erased into obscurity, only to be mentioned in those "where are they now" fluff pieces in TV guide.

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    1. Anonymous2:21 PM

      Oh, but we DO want pictures/mentions of $arah at IM for our amusement!

      $creech never fails us!

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  42. Anonymous12:35 PM

    "Commencement Speaker" at a very small high school with a tiny graduating class, at the behest of a cross-dressing wannabe fanboy yet. She really has no sense of irony

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    1. Anonymous12:55 PM

      When you're Sarah Palin, you get whatever you can get. Beggars can't be choosy where they speak.

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  43. Anonymous12:41 PM

    Susan Smith shared a link · Governor Palin writes, "Too often the media forgets its own humble roots and plays the elitist card. Not so this weekend. We are going to congratulate the Tigers of 2013 and have something special for each and every one. They will grow to defend our country, manage our economy, build our families, and work to achieve each of their own personal dreams."



    HUH????

     Governor Palin writes, "Too often the media forgets its own humble roots and plays the elitist card. Not so this weekend. We are going to congratulate the Tigers of 2013 and have something special for each and every one.

    WTH?


    Susan can you explain this to America?

    1. "Governor Sarah Palin"?
    Sarah Palin quit! She's not a governor. Sarah Palin is a quitter!

    2. "Too often the media forgets its own humble roots and plays the elitist card. Not so this weekend"

    What is Sarah Palin trying to say? Sounds like she is counting herself as the media? Is she full of herself? Is she high on meth or something? Doesn't make sense. If anything, Sarah Palin pays a ghostwriter for her Facebook crap.

    Something is very wrong with this narcissistic person. She's not all there.

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  44. Anonymous12:46 PM

    I keep hoping that this is really is some big PUNKED episode and that the cross-dressing fanboy is setting her up. Ahh....dream on. :)

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:06 PM

      ME TOO! I was picturing a flash mob of all the versions of Baldy over the years, something like Mrs Doubtfire meets Zombie Apoloclypse...

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    2. Anonymous7:58 PM

      12:46 - me too!

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  45. Anonymous12:50 PM

    Anonymous8:51 AM Put a fork in Sarah Palin. Any political career Sarah thought she had is over. Sarah can stick to her Facebook carnival act, that's all she has left.



    If you put a fork in Sarah Palin will her silicone titty juice leak out?

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    1. Anonymous1:05 PM

      Be careful you might strike botox juice besides titty juice.


      Man that woman is always leaking something. If not amniotic fluid then it's something else.

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  46. Anonymous1:12 PM

    Since when is conning elderly Americans into supporting you and your sad little husband's lavish wanna-be celebrity lifestyles a small town value? Also too it should be noted that Rebecca Mansour, the probable author of the half-ass Facebook post, lives in LA.

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  47. Anonymous1:58 PM

    Muto would only have seen her years ago, because she cut Billo off very early because he wouldn't pander to her stupidity. There are dozens Youtube examples of him sitting back and and allowing her to demonstrate her abject stupidity - from that breath-takingly psychotic moment that she claimed she could beat Obama in a presidential election, to her not having a clue whom she "endorsed", to him not accepting her word salad talking points on immigration.

    After that she would never talk to him again, using his usual rude bluster as an excuse, when in reality he simply wouldn't do a Hannity and just sit there with his tongue hanging out..

    Poor evil bots, your mountain is getting harder to climb every day, isn't it?


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  48. Anonymous4:26 PM

    Did she pay taxes on that earned income?

    I want to know why she doesn't have to pay tax on her PAC!

    I want Todd now to be known as Sarah's pussy and Sarah's private part to be known as the "ole fishpicker."

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    1. Anonymous4:45 PM

      Sarah don't pay no stinkin' taxes. Taxes are for folks without PACs.

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  49. Anonymous4:34 PM

    Here is some pictures of the graduation

    https://twitter.com/KHQKatieSteiner

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  50. Anonymous4:38 PM

    Dereka Horton > Sarah Palin · My sister and her church mission team has been working in Anchorage all week helping in the City and hoping to tell others about Jesus and share the word. They were also hoping to get to go see you but has spent everyday helping in the City. Marmaduke, Arkansas 1st Baptist Church has been posting photos and it is amazing there. Too bad they havent been able to meet you but they have still enjoyed Alaska!!



    An out of state church group came to Alaska to work and hoped to rub elbows and share the word with Sister Sarah Palin?

    Dereka what your sister just recently learned is what we Alaskans already knew about Sarah Palin. Sarah claims to be Christian but nobody knows what church she belongs to. Right now who really knows . A while back Bristol said the family is too busy to go to church if you can believe that. Not surprising that good church people like your sister comes to Alaska to do the Lord's work and to spread his words while Sarah is....

    Where is Sister Sarah Palin?

    That's right, Sister Sarah went to Kentucky to bet on horses at the Kentucky Derby, to NBA playoff games in Indiana as well as went to the Indianapolis 500 and to some tea parties instead of spreading the Lord's words right here at home.

    I'm actually relieved that your sister didn't ask to attend Sister Sarah Palin's Bible study group in Wasilla. That would of been embarrassing. Well thank your sister and her church for coming to Anchorage to help our folks. That was so nice and Christian of them.

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  51. Anonymous4:43 PM

    This is what she brought for the graduates...A Dollar?!
    What fucking tightwad smart ass bitch!

    Dollar taped under seat to teach 2 lessons
    1.Got to get off your butt to make a buck.
    2. Take time to look for it. pic.twitter.com/bA2dNxIUwo

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    1. Anonymous5:14 PM

      You're bullshitting us.

      What happened to the 27 brand new American made cars?

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    2. Anonymous5:15 PM

      1.Got to get off your butt to make a buck?


      Does that apply to Todd and Sarah Palin?

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  52. Anonymous4:47 PM

    Is today the day Sarah Palin is passing out new cars to the Republic HS graduates?

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  53. Anita Winecooler7:22 PM

    I so enjoyed the Seattle paper's response to Guerrilla Wasilla. He chose his words wisely, and she's going to have a hard time refudiating it. This could cause a huge squirmish, because we all know she'll take it as a librul elite attack - can't wait for the salad shooter's reply.

    How could Fox have a hard time tracking Palin down? Didn't they put a studio in her house? Doesn't she always have her smartphone on vibrate in her hand? I think I'll hold off on buying Muto's book until the reviews come in. She was pug ugly the day she started on Fox, and went downhill quickly after that.

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