Saturday, July 13, 2013

Bristol Palin explains why she did not cooperate and do Melissa River's job on "Celebrity Wife Swap." It's because she doesn't like to judge people. Wait, what?

So as all of you know, when Bristol took Melissa's place she was also supposed to participate in her show "Fashion Police. Which she refused to do.

Well apparently in response people have been calling her a selfish and a poor sport for not going along with the theme of the show. Which is TOTALLY unfair because being selfish and a poor sport is her birthright as a Palin.

So today Bristol fired up her ghostwriter, and decided to have some words typed on that electronic doohickey to express her deeply held, and invented by another person, reason for not getting off her lazy ass and helping with the show.

Courtesy of Brancy's blog:  

Some viewers, it turned out, thought I wasn’t being a good sport by not filling in on the show for Melissa. Though I sort of answered that on the show, I’ll take the opportunity now to explain a bit further. 

I didn’t want to be a part of the show, because I don’t believe in judging people on how they look. I like clothes, and heels, and nice things, but I have no place to judge what other people wear on a red carpet. In fact, I’ve been the subject of those kinds of conversations before. I’m sure you all remember the negative things that people have said about me in the press. For example, when I was on Dancing with the Stars after the 2008 election, Joan took it upon herself to talk about the way I looked: 

“She should not have been there. Instead of cha-cha-cha, she must have been doing cha-cha-chew. How did she dance for eight hours a day and manage to gain weight?” 

She also said I was stupid, that I danced like her old horse, and that she hated me. I’m reliving these old comments to show that I know personally how hurtful Joan’s words can be. And it’s not just me. Everyone goes through their own struggle with weight, skin, relationships… heck everything in life! 

On the show, Joan Rivers talked about wanting to live beautifully if you could. Well, we do have an opportunity to speak kindly and not so ugly. 

Joan is a funny woman. In fact, I laughed at some of her comments during the taping of Fashion Police and was impressed by how witty she was. But the show is based on making fun of people’s appearances. If I had gone on the show – even though I don’t believe in judging other based on clothes, hair, and weight — it would be like having Melissa speak at a pro life event, even if she’s pro choice.

Wow, I am impressed that Bristol's ghostwriter was able to bring abortion into this post.

Gold star for you Nancy! Really earning those SarahPAC dollars aren't you?

Look I have to agree a little bit with Brancy that having a show that talks about how people dress and how much weight they have gained would probably no be my cup of tea either.

However having signed on for the show, I would have at least appeared on camera and participated as far as I felt comfortable in doing so. After all Bristol did not HAVE to say anything negative about the celebrities if she did not feel like it. Right?

I mean hell, Melissa helped to, at least temporarily, fix Tripp, the least Bristol could have done is sit in front of the cameras and pretended to do Melissa's job.

Besides it is a little difficult to accept that Bristol is NOT a judgmental person when we have so much evidence to the contrary.

Such as rolling her eyes when she meets a teacher in Homer.

Or immediately labeling a man who criticized her mother as a homosexual.

Or calling a DWTS judge "pretty ghetto" for daring to point out she danced poorly.

And don't even get me started about her numerous attacks on liberals.

Oh yeah, SO non-judgmental.

And by the way, since you brought it up, Joan was TOTALLY in the right to point our your inexplicable weight gain during DWTS.


Just saying.

175 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:08 PM

    How very Christ-like of you Bristol.

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    1. “Victim!I'm a victim! Won't you please stop crucifying me!"

      There! Christ-y enough for ya?

      This tale sure is the ultimate “Wait. What?" moment.

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    2. Anonymous7:52 PM

      "And it’s not just me. Everyone goes through their own struggle with weight, skin, relationships… heck everything in life!" We don't all put our lives out there for Joan Rivers to notice us. We dont get paid thousands and thousands of dollars to be the targets of these insults. Most of us live quietly and with dignity.

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  2. Anonymous4:12 PM

    Please publish Bristol Palin's ugly Facebook comments.

    Shut up and get a real job Bristol, you leech. You already know that nobody except your mother's fan club gives a shit about you. and isn't it about time you got a proper job, you adult slug?



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    1. Anonymous7:57 PM

      Yes, where else did Bristol's little boy learn to call people 'gay.' The main rule he had to learn on Wife Swap was 'no swearing.' Learned thsoe insults from his mama.

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    2. Anonymous11:56 PM

      And he received stars in several other categories, but, by the end of the hour, NO stars for "not cussing." He couldn't stop himself, and neither Willow nor Melissa could stop him, even with a somewhat effective reward system. It's been bred into his bones already.

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    3. Anonymous6:36 AM

      Gryph, please piblish the old photo of Palin surrounded by her family (Chuckles and Sally also, too) before she was elected as governor. She is up on stage, and Piper is glaring at a little boy and giving him the finger!! She is only about 5 or 6. My kids would have been admonished for that, but then at that age they had not been around people who did that. It did not seem to bother any of the family at all.

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    4. Anonymous12:38 PM

      6:36 I believe that photo was determined to be a fake a long time ago. Probably why you don't see it out and about.

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  3. Anonymous4:14 PM

    Uncle Gryph you done it now. You brought back the pregnant DWTS Bristol Palin. I love the one in the blue moomoo, it clearly shows her baby bump.

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    1. Anonymous5:22 PM

      Isnt that Track's baby or the one adopted by his ex, the Parson's daughter?

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    2. Anonymous8:50 PM

      5:22PM

      You mean that Beefy got knocked up by her brother, Can't Get Right? I can't say I'm *that* surprised. Look at her Dad the Pimp and Uncle "Disposable Family" Creepy Junior. And don't forget GrandPa "If they're bleedin', they're breedin'" Creepy Senior. They're a sick bunch, you betcha.

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    3. Cracklin Charlie10:48 PM

      No, 8:50,

      It means that CGR and Britta took the Dancing baby to raise.

      Little Kyla Grace, born to Bristol in Jan 2011, reborn to Britta in August 2011.

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  4. Anonymous4:17 PM

    Gasp! Is it true that Joan Rivers called that fat girl fat?

    Do you think you looked svelte? Fit? Trim? Skinny?

    You look pregnant!

    Now please explain why you had your fat ass liposucked on TV if you don't care how people look.

    What an awkward claim to make.





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  5. Anonymous4:19 PM

    Oh Bristol. Or Nancy. Or whomever. Why didn't you just speak up at the time..I mean, you are the brave and courageous Bristol Palin, are you not? You could have gone on the show as required, and given only positive comments, or said "I am not comfortable judging people on their looks." And made it a teachable moment. Instead, you wait a month and then try to make up an excuse? Okay, dear. Whatever.

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    1. Anonymous8:52 PM

      Fat girl is a slow thinker.

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    2. Anonymous6:37 AM

      Maybe she had to wait for the check to clear? I wish someone from one of her previous disaster would speak up and tell the TRUE story of BRistles and her trial husbands and real babies.

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    3. Anonymous7:47 AM

      The check is cashed and Bdull is Far Away from Joan...

      So now she gets a still spine to speak up about how UGLY Joan is as a person


      Bristol,

      You are so hideous inside and out.

      I pity you.

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    4. Anonymous9:57 AM

      Instead of putting some of the $ into education or travel -- Bdull buys a poontang, er, pontoon boat to float around the dead lake in Gravel Land.

      $uch an inspirational young woman - NOT.

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  6. jcinco4:19 PM

    ehh, they're just doing this because Senator Begich smacked her ass down so hard on twitter..she ran off and posted pictures of piper diaper packing heat on a horse to change the subject.Now she's having bristles whine & bitch and passively aggressively call Joan out..I'm sure Joan has forgotten the little twit even exists.You really should shut up about it bristlles, I forgot how pregnant you looked on DWTS.

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  7. Anonymous4:22 PM

    Bristol's abdominal protuberances on the first DWTS were very indicative of a 5-6 month pregnancy; there really is no other reason that she, out of every other contestant that has ever been on the show and has lost weight, that she should have gained weight, especially so prominently in her abdominal area.

    Given all the speculation that was flying around the interwebs at the time, I'm rather flummoxed as to why she would have Nancy bring this matter up on her blog.

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    1. jcinco4:29 PM

      so we won't be talking about how Senator Begich smacked sarah down on twitter..she responded with some dumb shit, ripped off , you're a chameleon crap..she's such a freakin' coward...once again she uses bristol to distract from her issues. what kind of mother parades her unwed teen age daughter across the national stage to squelch rumors about her own strange pregnancy.

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    2. Anonymous4:38 PM

      Also too, Bristol had so much work done to her face that she is nearly unrecognizable compared to her teenaged self. If she truly doesn't care about what other people think then why the chin, neck, cheek and eye job? Hypocrite, just like her mother.

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    3. baby bump4:41 PM

      She got away with it and bringing it up serves her argument and lets her plsy the victim. The Palins have no shame and love giving the finger to everyone, especially when they are getting away with a deception. They enjoy flaunting their lies.

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    4. If Bristol was pregnant on DWTS, what happened to the baby? Adopted out? We've seen no evidence of another baby.

      I'm asking because people made charges of pregnancy several times about Bristol and Willow. Unless they're adopting these babies out, I can't see how these charges are true.

      And, you know, I am no fan of Sarah Palin or her off-spring but this one point just has seemed odd to me.

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    5. Anonymous7:54 PM

      Phoebes, where do you think Tracks suddne baby came from?

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    6. Anonymous8:18 PM

      Look at that blue costume..look at her belly pooch. Then look at her a week or two later in that black dress...she is chunk city. Shortly after she got booted, she retreated to her new AZ mansion to hide out. Then she went to Haiti with Mommy and BFF mega=grifter Frankie Graham...and was thin. We think the baby is in Haiti.

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    7. Anon@7.54p - I assume Track's "wife" or girlfriend or whatever she was, was actually pregnant.

      And Anon@8.18p - did she just leave the baby in Haiti or was it adopted out?

      All I'm saying is that there sure are a lot of left around babies if these two girls are as pregnant as some people claim them to be.

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    8. Anonymous2:24 AM

      one extra baby was explained away as a "godchild" when filming with the Massey brothers. Someone gave Bristol a newborn baby (godchild) to take care of during the show......in addition to Tripp.

      Who was that baby?

      DWTS baby was a girl, born in AZ. Track's girlfriend's family took in the baby.

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    9. Anonymous2:43 AM

      Read this post that Gryphen put up about Britta's baby shower:-

      http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.ca/2011/07/wow-it-looks-like-track-palins-wife.html

      He didn't indicate then that there was a possibility that Britta was faking her pregnancy to cover for Bristol.

      I think the only person who actually faked a Palin pregnancy was Mama Grizzly.

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    10. Anonymous4:27 AM

      Remember when there was footage of a reality show with Kyle and his brother? The brother slipped and said "babies crying", so obviously there was a baby there. The brothers talked about changing diapers, when Tripp was too old for diapers.

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  8. Anonymous4:24 PM

    hey gryph,
    show not shoe
    "However having signed on for the shoe,"

    just helpin:)

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  9. Anonymous4:24 PM

    Did anybody expect Bristol to do anything on Wife Swap? Bristol is the daughter of a quitter. It is in Bristol's blood. Bristol didn't fulfill her end of the deal and go on Fashion Police.

    Bristol just took the money and ran.

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    1. Anonymous4:40 PM

      She somehow has to pay the mortgage on the "little tree fort" that is he 2800 square foot recently remodeled home, right? Get the chin on TV and get the dollars, oh, and also "live privately" whilst doing so. Hypocrite, just like the rest of her family.

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    2. Anonymous4:52 PM

      Let's not forget she spent her wife swap money by buying a boat....

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    3. Anonymous8:16 PM

      She did quit when she didn't go through with the program. What a jerk to cheat like that and buy a luxury item.

      She doesn't want to have sex in tents anymore, Junker and the cool guys all do it in boats. Who does she think she is kidding?

      People hassle about her weight because of the pregnancy hoax, actually don't know how many, but that is why the weight is so noticeable. That and the fact she parades herself in front of all to see what shape shifting she is doing now.

      She is gaining weight again. And having this crap written for her. She needs a job. I would say education but that is less likely to happen.

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    4. Anonymous11:50 PM

      I never got the point of the boat -- if it's on Lake Lucille, there's no fishing, correct? No swimming? It's a toxic swamp hole nowadays, since earlier city mayors did nothing to stop the run off into the lake, bespoiling it -- forever? All I can think of is Bristol out on the boat, drinking.( I hope Tripp has a life preserver, if he's ever onboard. We haven't seen any swimming lessons.) Or she uses it to zip across the lake to go visit Mommy and Daddy's house, only Mommy's never there and Daddy's always on the phone with someone he calls "hon."
      Piper is in Anchorage, and Trig's not due back before the end of the month.
      So, why buy a boat? Is money only used for toys, or is it ever invested, saved, used for some future expense, such as sending Tripp to camp, school, and then prepare him for college or a skill? That takes brainpower, something Bristol simply doesn't possess. She can't think more than a few weeks into the future.

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    5. Anonymous4:30 AM

      Junker's sister said he was dating some other girl at first, when Bristles was trying to get his attention. Did he fall for the $$$ from $carah to "date" Bristles?

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  10. Anonymous4:24 PM

    At least Joan was earning a living with her comedic remarks. Bristol is simply living off her mother's notoriety. With little education or skills, Bristol is famous for having a famous for having a famous mother.That's all.

    As to her verbal and behaviorial purity regarding, she is like most Republicans/Tea Party types . She doesn't seem to realize that there are all sorts of ways their statements have been recorded? Does she not remember her FB comments, the videos, the sound bites? Goodness, what a fool.

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  11. Anonymous4:28 PM

    She also said I was stupid, that I danced like her old horse.

    Excuse me Bristol, in my opinion old horses still have work ethics to do things unlike you.

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    1. Anonymous8:58 PM

      Joan had apparently never owned a vow or that's the description she would've used.

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  12. Anonymous4:30 PM

    “She should not have been there. Instead of cha-cha-cha, she must have been doing cha-cha-chew. How did she dance for eight hours a day and manage to gain weight?” 


    That was a great line by Joan. Bristol don't be so thin skinned like mommy dearest.

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    1. Anonymous4:36 PM

      Joan looks like she gained weight by consuming wine coolers and spreading her gigantic thighs for some guy.

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    2. Anonymous4:44 PM

      Anonymous4:36 PM

      Joan looks like she gained weight by consuming wine coolers and spreading her gigantic thighs for some guy.
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      Anonymous4:36 PM

      Bitchol looks like she gained weight by consuming wine coolers and spreading her gigantic thighs for some guy.
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      There fixed for ya!

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    3. Anonymous7:19 PM

      @4:36 sucks to be Barstoole and $arah eh..

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    4. Anonymous9:03 PM

      Is there a storm headed our way here in Southern California? No, that's just Beefy Bristol Palin on DWTS. When she tries to do the two-step, those thunder-thighs smack up against one another. Loud but harmless unless you're her dance partner, whereas your back is totally at risk if you have to lift that heifer. Poor Mark.

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    5. Anonymous6:45 AM

      @436

      Grow up!!

      (eyeroll)

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  13. Anonymous4:33 PM

    How did DWTS get that blue cow to walk upright? Look at all those shiny cow teats lined up.

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    1. Crystal Sage6:38 PM

      LOL. Brilliant observation about our oft-pregnant little heifer.

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    2. Anonymous9:05 PM

      Barstool Brisket proved on DWTS that she could really mooooooove on the dance floor.

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  14. Anonymous4:39 PM

    Why is Tripp rubbing his shoulder against Bristol's you know what? Time to cut the umbilical cord you two. Betcha Tripp still sleeps with Bristol, except when she's entertaining.

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    1. Anonymous8:18 PM

      Yes, he does.

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  15. Anonymous4:41 PM

    The b*tch has no more fashion sense than her lazy mother

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  16. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Bristol is so hot
    Thanks for the photos.

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    1. Anonymous4:56 PM

      To each her own, and just so you know, Bristol doesn't like girls, not like that.

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    2. Anonymous6:15 PM

      Bristol likes Plumbers who lay Pipe.

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  17. Anonymous4:46 PM

    Poor Bristol. She's inherited her mother's grudge-keeping. She says she doesn't like judging people in how they look. What she's really saying is she doesn't like it when others judge her for her looks.

    She says she's sure her readers all remember the negative things people have said about her, in the press. What she's really saying is - she remembers the negative things people have said about her, in the press. Good Heavens, Bristol, do you think you are the ONLY person in the world who hasn't had negative things said about themselves in life or in the press? If you don't play "celebrity" then you won't get negative press from the media. It's up to you.

    She says that she didn't like the jokes Joan said about her; what she's really doing is reliving Joan's criticisms over and over again in her head; even after she and Joan demonstrated they had bonded and hugged each other after the show. Joan gets paid to make these remarks, and the people she talks about are celebrities who expect to be criticized by comedians, but Bristol refuses to accept that.

    I wonder if Bristol remembers and knows that she insulted President Obama's daughters when she inserted them into her debate on her blog or facebook, referencing them to watching some show in a snarky manner. These girls don't even seek celebrity-dom and Bristol is taunting them. Is this nice, Bristol? A person reaps what a person sows.

    Someone has to intervene for Bristol. If I were her friend, I'd remind her that the worst person that gives her an inferiority complex about her looks would have to be her own mother. Joan Rivers is an acquaintance who works doing what she does for a living. Sarah Palin is her mother who uses botox and plastic surgeries to keep herself youthful and dresses provocatively. THIS is what might be keeping Bristol and her sisters in this continual unhappy pathology of never feeling good enough, and never feeling beautiful enough. If her mother would stop accentuating looks and beauty and sex, maybe the daughters would accept their looks without needing to alter them.

    Bristol's problem isn't the Joans of the world. It's that woman who insists on keeping herself so youthful looking that she's a rival for the men in Bristol's life.

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    1. Anonymous5:55 PM

      I think you've nailed it, 4:46 PM!

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    2. Anonymous4:39 AM

      That was true at one time, no doubt. $carah has now passed her "use by" date. All the plastic surgery and Botox and fillers will work for so long. Now is her day of reconing, she looks awful. Her eyebrows are half way up her forehead, and her body is emaciated. Her schtick of insulting the President has grown VERY tiresome. Rhe entire family needs to get off their asses to make a buck, as their "mother" told the new HS grads.

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    3. Anonymous10:02 AM

      Has $arah or any of her $pawn ever donated a penny of their PFD checks to any of the nonprofits/charities via the Pick. Click. Give. option available to all Alaskans?

      Any way to check on their wonderful "generosity"? LOL LOL LOL

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  18. Anonymous4:52 PM

    It wasn't really even about her weight, but her obvious poor work ethic. It's true. How can you dance for that many hours a day and gain weight?

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    1. Anonymous8:14 PM

      It's called being pregnant.

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    2. Anonymous9:09 PM

      And about her hypocrisy of being a Re-Virginated fake spokesmodel for Candies' Abstinence -program.

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  19. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Look at all those purdy dresses the single struggling mom is wearing. Did Bristol put them in black trash bags and hid them in the belly of the plane when she was sent back to Wasilly to deliver her calf?

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    1. Anonymous5:30 PM

      She went to Arizona to deliver her Calf.

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    2. Anonymous9:17 PM

      I thought she bought a house in the desert and moooooved there.

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  20. Anonymous4:55 PM

    Who is currently doing Bristol now?

    Is Joey Junker still hitting it?

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    1. Anonymous8:20 PM

      Joey is in Hawaii or on his way. Where is Brissy? Partying on her pontoon all night?

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    2. Anonymous9:28 PM

      If he is, I'll bet he lies and says he's not.

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  21. lostinmn4:56 PM

    I think she did pretty well keeping her weight down during DWTS. She was carrying another baby and it's hard not to gain weight and look pregnant unless you are her mother.

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    1. Anonymous9:22 PM

      Yes, she was probably 6-7 months preggo on DWTS, so she didn't look that bad for her 3rd pregnancy in 4.5 years.

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    2. Anonymous7:54 AM

      Dancing is exercise after all. ..

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  22. Anonymous4:56 PM

    Damn Willow has a bulbous forehead.

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    1. Anonymous5:32 AM

      So what's the deal with the totally gratuitous Willow-bashing posts, anyway? You know: Willow is short and stumpy...Willow has a bulbous forehead. Whatever one concludes about Willow's comportment as a teenager and young adult, you gotta admit, she is both genuinely pretty. And pretty genuine: no signs of botched plastic surgery in sight.
      So are the posts just someone looking to dirty up the place, or a troll who smitten with Bristol and doesn't like to see her outshone by little sister?

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    2. Gratuitous bashing, 5:32???

      Willow Palin: rascist bigoted homophobic ignorant uneducated lazy lying vandal--

      But she's "pretty" and "genuine."

      LOL

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    3. Anonymous7:25 AM

      He is just a troll who has a fetish for the word bulbous. He sees that others have gotten attention by creating terms that have been adopted by others in Palin-bashing ("Brancy", the "Belmonts", etc.) and he hopes that others will start using the term, but it never happens. He uses it mostly against Willow, but has also used it to describe Sarah, Bristol, and even Greta Van Susteren. Whenever he is feeling lonely and wanting attention, he posts a "bulbous" comment.

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    4. Anonymous2:06 PM

      Liz, work on your reading skills, willya? I didn't say Willow was not a bigoted homophobic ignorant lazy lying vandal. I said she was pretty, ergo these idiot "she has a bulbous forehead" posts are gratuitous (stupid, also too.)
      @anon725. Thanks. Are we sure it's a "he"?

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    5. Anonymous5:20 PM

      No, can't say 'he' for sure - it's just my conclusion over time. This was just a one liner but sometimes he will write paragraphs full of hateful, childish rantings that border on misogynistic, and always using the word bulbous - I think it turns him on. The only females that I've read that come close to that level of hate-spewing are Ann coulter and GinaM.

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    6. Anonymous5:20 PM

      "The only females that I've read that come close to that level of hate-spewing are Ann coulter and GinaM."

      Wait...WTF!! Is that you penguin...ummm I mean RAM! You mad fatty? LOL!!

      Fuck Wallow and her big ass bulbous forehead! Shouldn't your fat ass be working on Baldy's Facebook post about the Zimmerman trial? WTF are you doing on this old ass thread?

      Put down that turkey and ham "sammich" fatty and get to work before the Big Boss fines your fat ass!

      Ya' lazy ass bitch! LOL!!!

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    7. Anonymous7:16 PM

      Q.E.D.

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  23. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Looking at the top picture, Bristol's chin looks like a sagging titty.

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  24. Anonymous5:04 PM

    Fashion Police isn't a negative show like Bristol makes it out to be.
    Each panelist is free to express their own opinion on the fashion choices a celebrity makes.
    Many times it's very positive .
    Sometimes one panelist doesn't think a specific outfit
    was the most flattering ,while others may disagree.
    Kelly Osbourne ( unlike Bristol ) is capable of critiquing an ensemble in a
    way that is always positive and never mean spirited.
    Osbourne ,as well as many celebrity guests, always highlight the positive.
    Actress X has such beautiful legs,
    it's a shame she wore such a long dress.
    Nothing stopped Bristol from doing the same .
    She could have been upbeat and cheery and positive about the two or three outfits she was asked about.
    Unfortunately, Bristol was too paranoid , immature and conspiracy obsessed to participate in what could have been a fun experience.
    What a miserable and unhappy clan the Palins are-from top to bottom.
    Bristol's miserable attitude , as well as Sarah's , has obviously filtered down to the unhappy and acting out Tripp.
    Trig, because of his DS characteristics ,true parentage and hopefully his non Sarah and therefore positive caretakers ,
    could wind up being the most centered ,
    agreeable and friendly Palin.

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    1. Anonymous11:38 PM

      I think it's because Bristol was asked to do something much more difficult than sitting in front of a camera and giving a few opinions -- she was asked to help produce the show, from behind the camera.
      That takes some quick thinking and some skill, and I think that's what she refused to do.
      In this post, she's lying about what we all saw on tv.

      But you're right 5:04 --- there are lots of ways she could have given positive opinions. Sadly, such a possibility probably never even connected from one synapse in her brain to another.
      Not a good sport, and not earning her paycheck, either.

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  25. Anonymous5:09 PM

    From the first moment the show was offered to her she cold have just said no but the lure of the free money and some press mentions of her name overruled her claimed 'honor' of not judging others. No problem throwing her child's undisciplined behavior out there for viewers to see. That I believe is because she saw it as a future opportunity to whine her fake victimhood meme claiming everyone is picking on her poor little boy. "What's in it for me? $$$ Well, hell yah, I will happily sacrifice my (ahem) scruples and better judgment if there's a fat paycheck in the bargain.".

    She claims they couldn't film at her 'job' because of HIPAA and then refuses to play at doing Melissa's job. Seems to me Joan Rivers should have reminded Missy Palin just who was running the show so she could find someone willing to play the role that offended the offensive little twit.

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    1. Anonymous8:22 PM

      What a chronic liar coward Bristol is.

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  26. Anonymous5:16 PM

    Instead of appearing on reality shows, and feeling victimized by other reality show participants, Bristol should go to children's hospitals and visit young teens and children whose faces have been ravaged by cancer, or who've been born with physical deformities and are undergoing multiple surgeries, or are undergoing skin transplants in a Burning Unit. Maybe she really never thinks about the whole world in general and how there are always people who are much worse off than her. I'm shocked that she would make these public statements considering she visited Haiti and was exposed to human tribulation.

    I would bet if these children could change places with Bristol and not have any physical deformities and could be 'celebrated' and paid thousands of dollars, they would not complain about one single thing. I think Bristol sobbing in her milk about being 'misunderstood' and "insulted' about her weight or looks IS the worst insult in the faces of those young adults who struggle every day with health and physical challenges, who would get on their knees and thank the Lord they could be offered opportunities like she has.

    There's something very unsavory to hear someone like her constantly harp wahhh-wahhhh-wahhhh- why doesn't she do something useful with her time and go visit the disabled, the poor, and the needy and work towards helping them get opportunities, training, jobs, and fulfilling lives? Are there no humanitarian professions that Bristol could educate for? She could be a positive force rather than a pity-party negative force.












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    1. Anonymous7:56 PM

      You nailed it. What Bristol is completely lacking is and sense of perspective, and a deep gratitude for all that she has been given in life. And BTW, Bristol, gratitude is never expressed, either subconsciously or indirectly, as judgmentalism, us-against-them, self-victimization, "poor me", or by comments that suggest "but I'm better than you are – so THERE!" Gratitude by necessity is expressed and lived out by a life of humility that comes from knowing that you are no better than anyone else, despite their different viewpoints.

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  27. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Melissa produces the show behind the camera so I can't imagine why Bristol would have to comment on anything. More bullshit.

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    1. Anonymous11:32 PM

      Exactly! I was puzzled at first by Brancy's posting, since Bristol wasn't asked to appear on camera, but to work as a producer behind the camera. She just didn't know how to do anything sharp, decisive, and quick. She didn't want to do anything in which SHE could be judged as having done a bad job. That's why she wouldn't play. Not a good sport.
      Whatever the tasks she was to be given by swapping (with anyone), she was supposed to participate with good spirit, not sit on the sidelines and sulk.
      What a gal!

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  28. Anonymous5:26 PM

    Sarah et al exemplify what happens when mothers are actually sisters. Biology doesn't lie.

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    1. Anonymous5:45 PM

      Did you mean to say "when mothers and daughters are actually sisters?" Can you be more specific-- who do you think are actually sisters? (Ya never know with the Palins!)
      Thank you.

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  29. Anonymous5:26 PM

    Hot and PREGNANT, BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Her comments about not being judgmental is eerily like those of Kristy Patullo. Bristol or Brancy, are you the Krusty one?

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    1. Anonymous8:54 PM

      I thought the same thing. And the way the troll writes the same thing over a d over and is incapable of understanding the meaning of slander. The troll is very very slow (dim witted). I have always thought it was Bristol.

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  30. Anonymous5:35 PM

    Reading Bristol trying to explain things is like her mother explaining the birth of Trig and wanting to show stretch marks as proof.

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    1. Anonymous7:06 PM

      Especially, given she had had four children already! What a lame deflective excuse to avoid the question! Absolutely transparent BS.

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  31. Anonymous5:40 PM

    Why doesn't Piper look like Willow or Bristol? Why doesn't Track look like his sisters?

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    1. Anonymous6:14 PM

      Different Fathers, Sarah Heath was a Floosie.

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    2. Anonymous7:35 PM

      I have wondered about that myself! It is rather obvious from pictures and comments posted on several blogs that Track is a Menard, not a Palin. Who is Piper's biological father?

      AJD

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    3. Cracklin Charlie10:42 PM

      The physical similarity between Piper and the late Curt Menard's daughter is uncanny.

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    4. Anonymous6:50 AM

      $carah had an affair with Brad Hanson, Toad's business partner. Maybe Piper is a little souvenir from that?

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    5. Anonymous7:06 AM

      Todd Palin is a Wimp and whoever Sarah slept with did not matter to him. Todd was more comfortable with his Prostitutes. Their 'Marriage' is a Sham.

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  32. Anonymous5:53 PM

    Sorry, Brissy, not buying it! There's too much evidence to the contrary.

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  33. Anonymous6:03 PM

    Verdict is in.
    Really hoping fatty fat doesn't walk.

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    1. Anonymous7:24 PM

      He did. And they are even trying to make him immune from civil lawsuits...

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    2. Anonymous8:11 PM

      He will have no life. Who wil hire him? He knows he's a killer. We know he's a killer. He'll be hiding out forever, or until he kills again and finally gets jailed.

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    3. Anonymous9:34 PM

      OJ got off until karma caught up with him.

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    4. Anonymous2:29 AM

      no life, just millions from the book his friends wrote for him

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    5. Anonymous8:02 AM

      I feel sick.

      Prayers for Trayvon and his family.

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  34. Anonymous6:06 PM

    She should be a spokeswoman for spanx. Week 9 her belly was flatter than a pancake. But im glad she has her elliptical now and is back to hiking... Office jobs are not kind to activity.

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    1. Anonymous6:35 PM

      Hilarious!!!!!

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    2. Anonymous9:33 PM

      Brain damage recently?

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    3. Cracklin Charlie10:40 PM

      Her belly in that blue/black getup above looks nothing like a flat pancake.

      More like a bun in the oven.

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  35. Anonymous6:08 PM

    Surely Bristol knew the premise of the show involved SWAPPING, as in TRADING ROLES AND DUTIES.

    If she was so morally against the job that both Rivers were involved in, why did she even accept the offer of being on the show? She signed up for the show, but just barely participated.

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  36. Anonymous6:09 PM

    zimmerman not guilty! are you frackin kidding me?
    not guilty. he shot a boy and the boy is dead.
    GUILTY!

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    1. Anonymous7:38 PM

      yep sad sad day when a blk kid can walk down a street wearing a hoodie, bag of skittle and a drink can just be shot.

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    2. Anonymous8:25 PM

      sick

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  37. Dear Bristol:

    If you "Didn't want to be on the show" why did you parade your innocent child out for cash so you could buy a BOAT?

    Dear lord I would have been so embarrassed within myself, not to mention your parenting skills showcasing your obvious lack of a proper up bringing.

    By buying a boat instead of an education to further oneself, you have once again swallowed the ignorance that is so deeply instilled within every cell and molecule.

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    1. Anonymous9:37 PM

      You're right. No one would begrudge her taking the gig to be able to pay for a few parenting classes. But another toy? Let's just say she's earned a little more scorn by following on her mother's footsteps as a barely-literate redneck with zero aptitude for parenting and behaving as an adult.

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    2. Anonymous7:32 PM

      I would begrudge her that. She once again publicly showed off her son's worst qualities. If she wants to take parenting classes (and, boy she needs them), she should get a job like the rest of us and lay off living off the back of her poor kid.

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  38. Anonymous6:26 PM

    I don't get it - what is the purpose of her blog posting? What is she trying to get out in front of or dig up from behind?

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    1. Anonymous9:46 PM

      Just more kayfabe. Staying in character. The purpose of the Palin family is to generate disgust from decent people who are interested in observing those idiots being themselves. They write out the script of how they think they want to be observed, and then we watch them fail every time. The regular posts and appearances feed the fantasies of the truly ignorant (Palin-bots) that they suspend the reality of the world to believe in. The Palins are a professional wrestling family that happens not to wrestle.

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  39. Anonymous6:28 PM

    Read the comments that are currently showing on her blog. Someone's not on the ball, or she has given up deleting negative comments.

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  40. Anonymous6:29 PM

    Ugh. Not guilty for the fat fuck.

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  41. Anonymous6:38 PM

    Yeah, right, Bristol, we really believe you would use the word "witty."

    Just like you'd make a lesbian joke about The Indigo Girls.

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  42. Anonymous6:39 PM

    Odd that Bristol didn't want to pretend to do Melissa's job because Bristol is so good at pretending to have a job in Anchorage all these years... but since when is Melissa on the show? I watch Fashion Police whenever I can and I've never once seen Melissa on camera, no no no, by the hair on your chinny-chin-chin I did not.

    In fact, Bristol Fatty-Liposucker-Don't-Judge-Me, the first time I ever saw Melissa was on the reality show where someone else had to show you how to parent your own child.

    Liar.

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  43. Anonymous6:53 PM

    The Palin family proves once again what assholes they are.

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  44. Anonymous6:56 PM

    Where's the DWTS baby??? Aborted?

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    1. Anonymous8:13 PM

      Abortion is o.k. for the Palins, but the Records are SEALED. Bristol and Aspergers Willow are Baby Factories with no Husbands.

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    2. Anonymous9:15 PM

      Aspergers? I thought Willow had assburger?

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    3. Anonymous9:17 PM

      I doubt if she's Aspergers, as I believe most with AS are compensated for poor social skills with high academic skills (science, math).

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    4. Anonymous11:24 PM

      There are many shades and conditions of Asperger's, but Willow doesn't exhibit any of them. It's a diagnosis that's now thrown around on tv dramas to "explain" all sorts of behavior, often to the point of caricature, and often wrong.

      With Asperger's, one of the hallmarks, as 9:17 noted, is possibly awkward social skills compensated for with "high functioning" skills in other areas, notably a special interest or area of study.

      Willow's socially awkward, but clearly has never been shown how to interact with people. She shows no driving ambition, or attachment to studying one area in-depth. She whined about how much work hair stuff took. If she were an Asperger's person, which she most definitely is not, she'd be in the salon, perfecting hair-dos, studying types of hair, different styles, different treatments, and would take on ten customers a day to get better and better and to understand all there is to know about it.

      Willow: lazy, does not play well with others, uneducated, incurious. There are other labels you could stick on her, but Asperger's isn't one of them. I know from experience with a grown child.

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    5. Anonymous8:05 AM

      Sheldon on the Big Bang Theory would have Aspergers, if that helps.

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  45. Anonymous6:57 PM

    [quote]
    It looks like you've gained some weight there chunk ;).. Is that why you grew out your facial hair? And Tre I'm sorry you have nothing better to do except run your mouth.. Haha you've always been such an awkward kid, funny how you grew balls via facebook! :)
    [end quote]

    Don't like judging people??? Don't judge people on their weight???

    Dirty Little Bitch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5KMAW-GDjs

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  46. Anonymous7:03 PM

    Actually Bristol, if you felt so about being nonjudgmental about other person’s appearance you might have been on Melissa’s show as a judge — maybe a non-judgmental person? Maybe someone who might have brought another opinion to her show rather than being a naysayer. After all, you signed up for the gig! You came off as a pointless person with no opinions about anything, despite everything in the past that you branded as your opinion; ie, teen pregnancy (and hey! you were obviously not minding your own advice in that arena! but you felt we should all listen to you!) I love Melissa’s show and always enjoyed the segment in Glamour magazine where they passed judgment on people’s dress! Lighten up Bristol, go to Paris, go to Turkey, go friggin’ anywhere just get out of that hole called Wasilla and get a life! You are BORING.

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  47. Anonymous7:51 PM

    I watch Fashion Police regularly and while Joan's humor is both raunchy and caustic, she's also generous with praise as are her fellow hosts. And she's not judging random strangers: she's assessing what celebrities, who have chosen a public life, are wearing in public to be photographed in. Dressing appropriately is part of the job for them. It's just that Bristol "helps" her mother by advising on wardrobe, and neither of them can get it right.
    Ivyfree

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  48. Anonymous7:57 PM

    Anonymous 4:33 PM How did DWTS get that blue cow to walk upright? Look at all those shiny cow teats lined up.


    I'm sad, Gryph didn't show the picture of the DWTS non-dancing fat gorilla.

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  49. Anonymous8:03 PM

    Please, Joan and Melissa, please reply to this trash with your trademark edge.

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    1. Anonymous7:47 AM

      It's not worth their time, and it would look like an unfair fight if these educated women who can talk in full sentences, took on a dim, immature girl who can barely put together a phrase.
      I think the Rivers' actually did come away from that Wife Swap feeling sorry for the Palins, so they won't go after them.
      Many bigger and flashier fish to fry in Hollywood and New York.
      Real celebrities, who are grateful for any attention.

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  50. Anonymous8:04 PM

    Fowl. She was to make an appearance and give her opinion. She should not have quit on fulfilling the premise of the show. Rivers is too nice to her over this. No one would force her to criticize if she wanted to play nice about how people dress. It's no secret that she is dull. She could have only talked of the dresses she like and declined when she didn't like something.

    Having Nancy write this nonsense makes her look like such a wittle baby. She can't admit any apparent truths.

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  51. Anita Winecooler8:04 PM

    He... from a girl who called Sarah Palin "Prom Hair" while skeet shooting on "Sarah Palin sees Alaska for the First Time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8jx6_yuFgwime"

    The "Glam" photo after her surgery (Fish lips)
    SHOWS how she's so shy and demure!
    The black and blue prepartum sausage outfit photo always makes me laugh! Yeah, Brissy's the first woman in DWTS history to gain weight from show to show.

    Is that a cow catcher on your face or is your chin pregnant this time?

    Poor Bristol, mama's little helper when mama painted herself in a corner over Begitch, Bristol, the persecuted comes to the rescue.

    If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch, but quit your yappin!

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  52. Anonymous8:42 PM

    Poor, misunderstood Bristol. She's just upset that the tampons and maxi pads in Texas get a lot more attention than she does.

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  53. Anonymous8:58 PM

    Ma Grizzle has many reasons to prefer focus on her golden child being golden... Sarah Palin Senate Poll Finds Few Want Her To Hold Office Again
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/13/sarah-palin-senate-poll_n_3588368.html

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  54. Ratfish9:08 PM

    Bristol says: "For example, when I was on Dancing with the Stars after the 2008 election, Joan took it upon herself to talk about the way I looked:

    “She should not have been there. Instead of cha-cha-cha, she must have been doing cha-cha-chew. How did she dance for eight hours a day and manage to gain weight?”

    She also said I was stupid, that I danced like her old horse, and that she hated me."

    Then, why the hell did you agree to do a show with her?

    Oh, yeah, I forgot. You are a Palin, and will do anything for money and attention.

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  55. Anonymous9:13 PM

    Is Willow still married to Bristol or was that just so they could make money on Celebrity Wife Swap?

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    1. Anonymous8:08 AM

      Do I get back the toaster I sent to the happy couple?

      :)

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  56. Anonymous9:14 PM

    Rivers Mother and daughter make fun of the silly outfits that people wear on the red carpet. Lots of people do the same thing and so do the tabloids. The stars can well afford to look nice, so it is a funny moment when they choose an outfit that looks tacky. Bristol took that whole thing personally, thinking it was about weight or physical appearance. Bristol is immature and seems to her own body issues, among a number of other issues. At least Joan makes fun of her own plastic surgery.

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    1. Anonymous12:53 AM

      Stars don't need to be able to afford to look nice. Their gowns, their shoes and their jewelry is all on loan gratis. They all have stylists who are paid to turn them out looking gorgeous. We're talking dollars and cents here, not human feelings.

      Bristol Palin has had plenty of help from stylists, the lying little cow. They parted her hair on the opposite side after it looked stupid because of too many hair extensions, they persuaded her into those utterly stupid one-shoulder toga things and they taught Bristol and her slutty sister how to pose for the camera.... but obviously none of them could persuade Bristol to stay out of the public eye until her lips had stretched enough to accommodate the chin implant or her eyes had recovered from the eyelift surgery.

      She will never, ever live that shit down. The evidence of herr chin implant - particularly that wonderful photo where the outlines of the implant are so obvious that some wag even put a picture of the implant next to her chin as proof - will live on the internet forever along with her lies about a 'jaw realignment' and all the lies she told in public about Levi. Tripp will never live down her lies, either. He'll grow up to feel exactly the same about Bristol as she feels about Sarah - that she's a liar and a psycho and he needs to be away from her.

      The difference is that Tripp will have his dad and stepmother and sister to go live with, he won't be getting Tripped up by some slutty local girl in a tent.








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    2. Anonymous10:25 AM

      12:53,you lost me with your last paragraph. I am NO fan of Bristol or any Palin, but Bristol didn't get pregnant by herself. If she's a slut, what does that make the father of her child?

      Also, having seen photos of Tripp's stepmother lovingly cradle a high-powered rifle next to her bared pregnant midsection, I wouldn't assume that living with her makes for psycho-free living, either, plus Levi seems just as obsessed with hunting and killing as Chuck Chuck Sr. Tripp is doomed regardless of which parent he lives with.

      But as low as is my opinion of Bristol, I'm truly revolted by some of the truly obscene, gross comments about her in this thread. They are truly of the gutter.

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    3. Anonymous5:26 PM

      12:53 Bristol got pregnant deliberately and then threw Levi out when she had the baby and Mama Grifter saw a chance for a media career saying don't have babies (remember the Van Suckeren charade?). I'd say that's pretty gutterish right there. What Levi got out of the bargain? Nothing but years of shit. Levi certainly was "Tripped up by some slutty local girl in a tent".

      And lay off guns. Nobody brought them up. Levi sells hides to supplement his income and he's a trapper too. He too could have chosen to exploit Tripp for money instead of working for a living.



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    4. Anonymous10:18 PM

      So, 12:53, Bristol got herself pregnant without Levi's cooperation? Otherwise, why don't you hold Levi to the same slut standard you hold Bristol?

      Levi was only "tripped up" because he was just as irresponsible as she was. It takes TWO to tango - he could have avoided fathering a child quite easily, but he couldn't be bothered to use protection. But it's only Bristol - the female - who deserves to be shamed, according to you.

      There's a term for that and it's called the double standard.

      And no, I won't lay off guns. Sunny wasn't going hunting in those those sick photos of herself.

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  57. Anonymous9:16 PM

    How long ago was that show and who cares? The thought of Bristpl getting on another show makes as much sense as Sarah Palin running for the Senate. Hint, she won't.

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    1. Anonymous5:32 AM

      You underestimate the stupidity of reality tv.

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  58. Anonymous9:43 PM

    LOL

    Bristol went on Celebrity Wife Swap and when it was over, Bristol goes back to Wasilla and ends up buying a party pontoon boat. I guess Bristol is not the Alaska single struggling mother anymore?

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      This family is clueless.

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    2. Anonymous7:21 AM

      Betcha can eat food stamps food on the pontoon though.

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  59. Anonymous12:02 AM

    Bristol, you haven't given us an update on what the program changed for you.

    For instance, has Tripp started with some elementary music lessons? Language lessons? Do you set aside time for him and you to work together on reading?
    Learning? Is staying inside to study and read just as, or more, important than going out to play on expensive sports equipment? Do you balance one with the other? Do you read to him, during the day and always at night?

    Do either of you ever LAUGH or joke or enjoy each other's company?
    Not yet? Then THAT's what you need to work on most. Helping you child to become full of joy and happiness. That's your job as a mother. His passion may not be snowmobiles, but working on an art project. It's your job to help him lead you, too, and to make it possible for him to try all kinds of experiences, not just the ones you force him into as the only acceptable way to live.

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  60. Anonymous2:19 AM

    It was very difficult to hide Bristol's pregnancy during
    DWTS. Extra padding was added to her outfits to blend the belly into the rest of her body.

    It sorta' worked, but mostly didn't.

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  61. Anonymous5:38 AM

    Barstool, take a good look at Joan River's face in that photo; that's going to be you someday !

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  62. PalinsHoax5:48 AM

    There goes Bristly, dumpster diving just like her Gristly Mama. Those two always have to dive for the lowest, sleaziest, scummiest comments - and always hiding behind social media. Bristly and Gristly are beyond pathetic.

    Anonymous12:02 AM - I so appreciated reading your comments. Very good question on just what positives did that girl bring from the show.

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  63. Anonymous8:00 AM

    Can we all agree that this is just a distraction for the smackdown Sarah receivied from Mark Begich this past week?

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    1. Anonymous10:30 AM

      Who is it distracting besides us?

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  64. Anonymous8:42 AM

    Palin's Ponderings

    Sarah Palin's acknowledgement that she's considering a run for Senate in Alaska was met with, by Palin standards, a collective yawn, driven by the fact that few actually believe she's interested in the job. That's never the position that Palin -- who spends much of her time in Arizona and almost none of her time in Washington -- wants to be in. She closed out the week sparring with Sen. Mark Begich, D-Alaska, mostly via Facebook postings. Both nationally and in Alaska, Democrats are practically daring the former Alaska governor into getting into the race against Begich. Whether or not the Senate is in her future, Palin is also talking publicly about the possibility of going against the political flow by supporting third-party candidates -- moves that would mostly likely carry the benefit or her being noticed.

    ABC NEWS

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  65. Anonymous9:16 AM

    When Sarah and Todd eloped on August 20th, 1988, they forgot to bring witnesses, so they went next door to a nursing home and brought back two people, one in a wheelchair and one using a walker. Eight months later on April 20, 1989, their first son, Track, was born.


    Palin and five of her friends formed an exercise group called the “Elite Six.” During the 1990s, they would perform aerobics as a group at the Alaska State Fair in exchange for free parking and food

    http://facts.randomhistory.com/interesting-facts-about-sarah-palin.html

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    1. Anonymous9:28 AM

      During the 1990s, they would perform aerobics as a group at the Alaska State Fair in exchange for free parking and food


      Is that where Bristol got the ideal to get free wine coolers? To perform sexual favors in her canvas tent for free drinks?

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    2. Anonymous9:31 AM

      Sarah how come your parents were not present for your wedding?

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    3. Anonymous9:34 AM

      If Todd and Sarah waited 8 more months then Track could have been one of the witnesses and the person in the walker could have stayed in the nursing home.

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    4. Anonymous9:41 AM

      During the 1990s, they would perform aerobics as a group at the Alaska State Fair in exchange for free parking and food


      This behavior followed Sarah Palin into her later years. Sarah Palin would wear her falsies and stuff her bra to get what she wanted from the Alaska state legislature, to get noticed at horse track races and when she parades around in NY.

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    5. Anonymous10:15 AM

      Notice that $creech last claimed a PFD in 2011 for 2010. But Todd the Pimp's name is on the list for current years.

      Proof that they don't spend much time together.

      And not a $ingle Paylin has a job. What an inspiration!! LOL

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  66. Anonymous3:04 PM

    Anon @ 9:28 ... they were known as THE ARISTOCRATS.

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  67. Our Lad4:52 PM

    The Palins. Those crazy cocksuckers never fail to amuse. But always be aware that Andy Kaufman could be alive,nothing is beyond his audaciousness and imagination. Because that has to be the explanation for this wagonload of human waste. Jesus Fucking Heath Palin Christ,will these inbred motherfuckers ever,ever,ever go call in the dogs and piss on the fire?

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    1. Anonymous6:12 PM

      Our Lad not all the Palins are crazy cocksuckers.

      My money is that Sarah, Bristol and Willow has had their share of it (especially Bristol), but I'm not sure Track has. I've read on the internet that Todd has but I doubt he would admit it.

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  68. Anonymous6:06 PM

    Why you people puttin down Big Bristol in her DWTS days?

    There's a market for big cows like Big Bristol. I would of called Big Bristol a big heifer but she doesn't meet the definition.

    Heifer: A young cow before she has had her first calf

    Now Willow meets the definition of a heifer so I hope that little midget keeps that plump meat on her.

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  69. Anonymous8:09 PM

    Ross Sanders > Sarah Palin· I heard a credible rumor that Sarah Palin has written a patriotic novel under the pen name of Archie West. Anyone else heard this rumor? If it's true, I'm sure the libs will hate it.


    Ross are you serious? Sarah hasn't written a book or a novel in her life.

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  70. Anonymous8:14 PM

    Pete Petretich > Sarah Palin · OK, how long until Senator Murkowski endorses Begich for re-election? Are we taking bets yet?


    Pete you can bet that Senator Murkowski will not endorse Sarah Palin.

    I would even bet Sarah Palin that John McCain would not endorse Sarah Palin for Senator of Alaska or Arizona.

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