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Tuesday, July 23, 2013
I did not know penises came that small.
What? Does he have like an "inny" or something?
If I were a woman, and just for the record I'm not, I would not be caught dead climbing into that beast. If you do you just know you're headed for a night of chugging roofies and date rape.
To each his own, I guess. I, personally, would've opted for another (smaller) beach home and used it as a rental property. This dude instead, got a ... Truck. Probably comes in handy though when it's time to move, as I'm sure he just leaves the wheels on his trailer.
It is well known among females that men try to make up for their embarrassingly short dicks by driving a big truck. The bigger the truck, the shorter the dick.
I have the Ford version and I am not a man and use it to haul stock trailers, but look again at this pic, the rigging is covered up with the bed that is put on it. For those of you that don't know, it really is a mini semi truck and the back should look like those do.
OMG!! Does he have like an "inny" or something? Thanks Jesse now every time I see some guy in a big truck, "I live in Colorado an I see lots of them" this is what is gonna pop in my mind..well at least I will have a daily laugh!
Looks like South Florida. Why? Those trees look like Australian pines, an invasive, non-native tree planted specifically along the canals which drain the everglades. They have since multiplied up and down both coasts and no eradication efforts have been able to keep those plants from regrowing.
As to the height of that "Beast", that little owner will probably be the only one navigating the roads anywhere between West Palm Beach to the South, across the Everglades and all the way to the West to the Naples/Ft. MyersSarasota area.
Mind you, while I detest ostentatious war machines like Hummers etc., I have to admit that in low-lying hurricane country, those high-axled "Mudders" have their use. Not that I think he will take that thing "weekend muddin" in the swamps; at least not until the first shine has come off.
Just a thought before we crush him as would his truck should he turn it over in the swamps...:)
AJ Billings and tewise... I am with you in not judging, you both extend my 8:21 post with very valid reasons for owning a truck that size. I was not hiding my name, just did not finish what I started.
In the second paragraph I was referring to those times when the storms hit and much of this huge area's infrastructure is under water, he will be envied by the rest whose transportation went floating in the various drowned intersections.
Most of the trucks I see like these pull the very large transport trailers for show horses. I mean these trailers are huge so they have to have the power to pull through anything.
He probably has NRA macho bumper stickers and fundie Christian slogans too, and a naked hula dancer hanging from the mirror. My goodness, such a man.
ReplyDeleteIn 2008, I saw a Hummer in a parking lot with everything you mentioned along with McCain/Palin bumper stickers.
DeleteFor a few moments, I was tempted to cover them Obama/Biden stickers that I had in my trunk.
I resisted, but I did get a chuckle thinking about what his face would look like seeing that!
Don't forget a bag of balls hanging from the back trailer hitch and the naked Playboy mudguard flaps behind the wheels.
DeleteHe couldn't find a Manssiere, so he raided Mom's bank account and got that thing.
ReplyDeleteHe wouldn't have enough money to buy a cup of coffee. Not a good prospect.
ReplyDeleteTo each his own, I guess. I, personally, would've opted for another (smaller) beach home and used it as a rental property. This dude instead, got a ... Truck. Probably comes in handy though when it's time to move, as I'm sure he just leaves the wheels on his trailer.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't drive that...Thing. I'd be terrified of wrecking it.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, I DO know that penises come that small.
ReplyDelete//And that's how THAT relationship ended.
Gryphen - you are going too far when you imply the date rape.
ReplyDeleteDid you look at the cab?
DeleteDate rape isn't funny. Go ahead and joke that he will try to get laid in that cab but not joke about raping someone.
DeleteIt is well known among females that men try to make up for their embarrassingly short dicks by driving a big truck. The bigger the truck, the shorter the dick.
ReplyDeleteThis guy must be a castrati.
DeleteHmmm.... No wonder I prefer to ride a bicycle! XD
DeleteThis is an International 7300 4x4 or a close derivative. Yes it's big, and is more of a commercial vehicle than anything else.
ReplyDeleteBeing a truck guy myself, I'll give the dude a pass if he uses the truck for work, rescue, or if he pulls a big trailer.
Most people are not going to spend 100,000 just to have the biggest ride around.
Judging a book by it's cover are we?
I have the Ford version and I am not a man and use it to haul stock trailers, but look again at this pic, the rigging is covered up with the bed that is put on it. For those of you that don't know, it really is a mini semi truck and the back should look like those do.
DeleteI drive a 2007 VW Rabbit. 'Nuff Said.
ReplyDeleteOMG!! Does he have like an "inny" or something? Thanks Jesse now every time I see some guy in a big truck, "I live in Colorado an I see lots of them" this is what is gonna pop in my mind..well at least I will have a daily laugh!
ReplyDeleteIronic that he's parked at Whole Foods.
ReplyDeleteLooks like South Florida. Why? Those trees look like Australian pines, an invasive, non-native tree planted specifically along the canals which drain the everglades. They have since multiplied up and down both coasts and no eradication efforts have been able to keep those plants from regrowing.
ReplyDeleteAs to the height of that "Beast", that little owner will probably be the only one navigating the roads anywhere between West Palm Beach to the South, across the Everglades and all the way to the West to the Naples/Ft. MyersSarasota area.
Mind you, while I detest ostentatious war machines like Hummers etc., I have to admit that in low-lying hurricane country, those high-axled "Mudders" have their use. Not that I think he will take that thing "weekend muddin" in the swamps; at least not until the first shine has come off.
Just a thought before we crush him as would his truck should he turn it over in the swamps...:)
AJ Billings and tewise... I am with you in not judging, you both extend my 8:21 post with very valid reasons for owning a truck that size.
DeleteI was not hiding my name, just did not finish what I started.
Oh, I am unconcentrated today!
DeleteIn the second paragraph I was referring to those times when the storms hit and much of this huge area's infrastructure is under water, he will be envied by the rest whose transportation went floating in the various drowned intersections.
Most of the trucks I see like these pull the very large transport trailers for show horses. I mean these trailers are huge so they have to have the power to pull through anything.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, as you can see, he can't afford to drive it.
ReplyDeleteI'll stick with my prius.
http://i.imgur.com/r9JUrZn.jpg
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