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Just wanted to let you know about an automated phone call I received this AM. It was a tea party group that is trying to get 1 million signatures to draft Sarah to run for the Senate to put a stop to Obama's socialist policies. If I press 1 my name will be added & I will receive a bumper sticker that says Run Sarah Run or something ridiculous like that. The group doing this was NEVER named & of course I declined to press 1.
Damn these people are slow learners!
As I have said before there is NO way Palin will run. Not for the Senate, not for President, not for dog catcher, not for ANYTHING!
Simply put she can't. She has too many skeletons and too many people know about them.
But hell, it's America. So if she has the "fire in the belly," let her try.
I know that Mark Begich could not ask for a better opponent. I have even heard that his campaign donations went through the roof right after that little back and forth he had with Arizona's newest quasi celebrity resident.
In fact so helpful has Palin been in the past for Democratic candidate and liberal causes that some have started to wonder if she is not a double agent.
Double agent? No way. It would be too dangerous - the stoopid is so strong in $carah, it could be contagious.
ReplyDeleteHa Gryphen! There you & that Vanity Fair article go being all thoughtful & stuff, but every time you give that thicko Palin & her groupies food for thought, they spit it out
ReplyDeleteHaha. Ain't that the truth! +1
DeleteRun SArah. I can't wait for the FEC to look into your PAC.
ReplyDeleteSarah's donations to Sarahpac must be drying up.
ReplyDeleteSarah how come your breast protrudes under your armpits? You should have a doctor examine that.
ReplyDeleteThey're spending the leftover dollars from their Palin for President 2012 campaign that went so well for them.
ReplyDeleteRun, Sarah, run!
Double agent, oh, I doubt that. Not even a full agent, maybe half an agent?
ReplyDeleteI think her family is behind this. Donate to SarahPAC so they don’t have to work. I can see them sitting around a table discussing scams and ways to keep Sarah in the news. That I believe. Keep on her, Gryphen.
Which only shows how dumb they ARE. The Begich kerfluffle was a GOOD idea? What a bitch slap in return.
DeleteJust you wait, Darlene, as Gryph says, LET her. She'll get her bony @ss handed back to her every time.
She IS done and she knows it, hence the WAAAAAA tweets and Facebook posts.
Donate your Lunch Money to SarahPac, she needs the money for all of those Bastard Grandchildren and Consultants. Fox News does not want her.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, any time you publish this photo of $carah you should publish the one from Hawaii in the ARMY shirt, all flat chested. You know, the REAL $carah. I really like that photo from Hawaii, when she had to rush home to rescue house breaking Willow and make sure her name did not appear in the newspapers as a vandal.
ReplyDeleteI was going to suggest the same thing. It makes me wonder what her worshipers think when they see the side-by-side comparison. Do they ask themselves how she is able to change her appearance so drastically from one day to another? Nah! They are blind, deaf and dumb when it comes to their blessed Ester and never question her behaviour no matter how bizarre it may be.
DeleteIF her worshippers had anything to think with,they might ask themselves what, exactly does she have to offer? She goes on about "common sense" yet has not put forward one single idea to help. All bumper sticker slogans, and hatred for the President. Send money, fools.
DeletePalin won't run because she would lose and that would be the end of the media covering her.
ReplyDeleteNotice how quiet she got about Begich after he came back with comments on twitter. She knows that he was right and she had to shut up. She is a POS.
Double agent? She's too stupid to be a single agent.
ReplyDeleteOr even HALF and agent!!
DeleteIt's not that Palin is working for the Democrats. It's not that she is working against the republicans.
ReplyDeleteIt's that she works for her and only her, period.
And, she is too stupid to realize that a lot of what she does that she thinks will make her look good and the object of her venom look bad, actually only damages her.
Mr G, I see you have ads on this site again, and I just wanted to say I am all for it. I click on them when I see them on sites I like, like this one. I'm happy to send money your way, esp because I cannot afford to support IM with my own money right now. I value what you do and hope the ads yield significant income.
ReplyDeleteWhat state would Senator Sarah Palin represent? Not Alaska, we can't stand her dumb fake ass.
ReplyDeleteI would assume, Arizona. Since, she is considered more of a resident there. However, she shouldn't underestimate, Arizona. Just like, Ms Little Baby-girl Cheney, underestimated the people of Wyoming.
DeletePalin could represent the State of Confusion, since she occupies that state the most.
DeleteArizona has their two senators for three and five more years and it seems most Alaskans would rather eat their own children than vote for Mooselini. She could carpetbag to Wyoming. All the nut cases are doing that.
Deleteshe's such an incredible idiot that she actually is a great asset to our side..lol unwittingly so, of course. keep on flapping your trap sarah..maybe post hateful drivel and tweet disparaging remarks about Hillary, k? who wouldn't pay to see Hillary smack her down? that would be far more epic than when Senator Begich and David Plouffe handed her her flabby ass. she wouldn't be able to act like the poor little picked on victim that those big old mean men are picking on..
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, Palin would need to be a resident of Alaska. Since she (and Willow) didn't take their annual checks from the Alaska Fund in 2013, we have to assume that they spent more time in Arizona than they did in Alaska. Since when would a Palin pass up free money? Residency requirement.
ReplyDeleteThen there is that business of resigning her office as governor. Sarah does not have a good record of public service in terms of Alaska. She left Wasilla $20 million or more in debt and needed to hire a city manager. She quit her job as governor, using the excuse of ethics complaints. Those who are in the know say that she quit for money, not because of ethics complaints. The first thing she did was sign that multi-million dollar contract with Rupert for the book deal and to appear on Fox. Sarah wants to make money without having to do any of the hard work involved. Go ahead, Sarah, explain that quitting thing.
Things must be pretty slow over there at her PAC, and this is just another stunt to collect donations. The motto of her fan club seems to be "if we give she will run." She will run, all right, straight to the bank with their dimes and dollars. Look what a fake Sarah Palin is, posting photos of "mounted shooting" when she can't ride a horse. She is holding onto the saddle horn showing that she is just a beginner. She is not holding the reins of the horse. The image of her on horseback will also appear on the paperback version of her book, showing her holding onto the saddle horn. Everything about Sarah is image, like the photo posted with her oversized breasts. Sarah is a fake fake fake and all she wants is money money money (and some attention, too, if you please).
This is what they are saying about this over at Sea o' Pee
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I'm getting fund solicitation from SarahPac about "Send Sarah to DC Senate". I'm not falling for that again unless Sarah officially ROARSSSSS.
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I swear to Almighty G-d I'd better not get one of those. I will send it back with a tart note.
Not that one small voice matters much, but Ted Crawford should know better than to pull a stunt like that again. We saw those "Help Sarah make a Presidential Decision" e-grams in late September, 2011, and pardon me for being somewhat offended at that kind of "Ted Kennedy is Coming After Your Daughter" kind of shilling for cash. Besides, SarahPAC can't be involved in any way, shape, or form in a theoretical Alaska Senate race that Palin's involved in.
Karl Rove does that kind of shameless Sham-Wow guy stuff. I had hoped that Palin's people wouldn't get caught up in that kind of business.
SarahPAC is one of the best PAC's in the business. It's better than this.
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That's very odd. Just a few weeks ago, Tim Crawford said "thanks, but no thanks" when responding to that Tea Party group that was encouraging her to run for the AK Senate.
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I don't like that, AT ALL. Tim Crawford is really starting to disappoint me. I really, really, REALLY hope this doesn't become another never-ending will she/won't she...
Maybe C4P's 25 watt light bulbs are becoming 40 wattage? Let's hope so for their sake.
DeleteWow---could the pond inhabitants actually be waking up to the fact that Palin has been using them for taco money, bad wigs and trips to get out of Alaska? Probably not . . . . But I wonder how much PAC money it cost for her to do a push poll? Annnnd, like one of the posters said----is it even legal for her PAC to solicit money to flog an imaginary run for the Quitta? Popcorn time!
DeleteThis is all sounds great. Did SaraPAC step in some seriously actionable shit?
DeleteShe'll never run, but it would be interesting to see how ol' caribou huntin', eyeball holdin', fishin', halibut clubbin', moose dressin', salmon slayin', rootin' tootin' frontier woman Palin explains to Arizonans how abandoning the state she left office to "progress" against the lame duck dead fish just goin' with the flow against a full court press to loll around a pool in an Arizonan suburb makes her someone Arizonans should trust with their future.
ReplyDeleteThere really needs to be a law passed that EVERY time Palin's name is mentioned anywhere from now on, it MUST be prefaced by your description. Every. Single. Time!
Delete"ol' caribou huntin', eyeball holdin', fishin', halibut clubbin', moose dressin', salmon slayin', rootin' tootin' frontier woman Palin"
Sorry, but shouldn't that last phrase read: ...makes her someone who it is whom Arizonans should perhaps place trust in for the future that is theirs that is Orwellian.
DeleteNefer, still laughin'
ReplyDeletePalin has gotta keep up appearances, lest her foolish fan base come to their collective senses and recognize that Sarah only cares about the popular and financial success of Sarah.
ReplyDeleteFor Palin, it has always been about self-promotion in an effort to paint herself as God’s gift to patriotism so that her mindless minions will continue to throw their hard-earned money at her and she can continue to maintain the lifestyle to which she has become accustomed.
The Whining Wannabe from Wasilla has had plenty of opportunities to step up to the plate and declare her candidacy for national office. But she lacks the intellect, the work ethic, and the intestinal fortitude for a serious campaign ... and she knows it.
So instead she has opted for the world of "make believe" where she can pretend that she is -- or might possibly, perhaps, one day officially become -- a bonafide political candidate, and thereby rake in millions of dollars (via donations, book sales, and speaking engagements), bask in the media spotlight, give shallow, snarky speeches and interviews, and evade any true responsibilities.
Advice to Palinites -- get used to the disappointment.
Maybe...just MAYBE....someday they'll awaken.
DeleteShe fills a very sick need in the populace, the need to be had, over and over.
DeleteShe looks grotesque with those sliced volleyball sized nerf balls stuffed under her shirt in that picture. Did everyone see the truly eye bleach required "selfie" photo geraldo tweeted over at huffington? That's next for sarah, maybe she can wrap a towel over her genitals as gerry did and show the rubes that those double "D" bazongas she's been sporting lately are rill...lol
ReplyDeleteOMG, that Gerry Rivers pic was seriously puke-worthy. He will NEVER live that down, as it is much worse than anything Anthony Weiner ever posted.
DeleteSpeaking of double agents...it appears that double agents are hiding in her brassiere!
ReplyDeleteSteven Vassallo > Sarah Palin · Sarah how can I become a friend of yours where I could actually message you? Please run again. America needs you and your Family.Thank you.Steven Vassallo.
ReplyDeleteSteve want to become friends? Send SarahPac a check every month. As far as America needs Sarah and her family, the lower 48 can have them. Alaska is tired of them.
Doyle Bailey > Sarah PalinYesterday at 12:46pm · SARA.... PLEASE RUN FOR PRESADENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJustin Browning > Sarah PalinYesterday at 6:50pm near Clay City, IN · You need to run for president. We need you. GO SARAH PALIN
Gary Brazell > Sarah Palin · please i beg you...run for president...you are the only one i see that can save this country...please..please please...
Rob Chasin Ya Walker > Sarah Palin near Decatur, IL · SARAH, you are truly a great Presidential canidate as well as a greta person and TRUE AMERICAN!
Brenda Allbritton > Sarah Palin · Did I hear right that you are going to run?????????
Yes Sarah please run for president, we can't wait to tear into your hide with all your skeletons. We doubt that you would run anyway you chicken shit coward. You would be afraid to debate candidates a lot smarter than you.
No, I think that we all got it wrong. The chant is not Run Sarah Run, it is Sarah has the Runs!
DeleteWith three adult children not in college and with their youth history, no way is that poor excuse of a mother running for president or senate.
DeleteYep, 10:23 AM! C'mon out, coward $arah, with your droll ankle biting! RUN. Begich was just the start.
DeleteMichelle Welborn > Sarah PalinThursday at 1:12pm near Statesville, NC · Please run for President again...and let me campaign here for you...I think you are amazing...we need a Pres like you!!!!
ReplyDeleteMike Hauke > Sarah PalinFriday at 10:46am · We need YOU to run for president in 2016, Your not only Beautiful but Your a fighter
Joseph Mansmann > Sarah Palin · hope u du run for president I will vote 4 u
Sarah Palin how about it? If you run for president you will get Secret Service agents, won't have to go back to Alaska and the best part, free clothes and hooker shoes.
@10:02 - and the lock on the least edumacated among us as followers who actually prefer to dine on word salad because real words, ideas and thoughts confuse them...
DeleteSarah Palin has to have low self-esteem to think big false titties will make her more desirable.
ReplyDeleteTodd if you convince Sarah to run for president, maybe the Republican Party will buy you more silk panties from Saks 5th Avenue?
ReplyDeletePalin's senate trial balloon...
ReplyDeletehttp://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/07/19/sunday-toon-1_custom-6f8c81a769a6b8ea8829b2a757d46c3cd478be01-s4.jpg
That is a bare nekkid grift going on with SowahPAC. It will be hard for some of her bots to deny that.
ReplyDeleteClaudia White > Sarah Palin · Just finished your book,enjoyed it,proud to report I voted for your ticket in the presidential election.Your book proves to me you are not just a pretty face.Wish there were more politicians with your ideas. Fred
ReplyDeleteClaudia that's some strong mean words, "you are not just a pretty face". Was that after you seen Sarah's 2008 Hawaii picture when she received the phone call that Willow was involved in breaking and entering with her hooligan friends? Don't be so cruel Claudia. Maybe Sarah's gray colored t-shirt washed out her golden tanned skin color and added a few three dozen more wrinkles to her old face?
Brian McAndrew > Sarah Palin near Dewart, PA · Would you endorse a Libertarian type candidate?
ReplyDeleteBrian if I remember correctly, Mayor Sarah Palin fired the Wasilla libertarian for not agreeing to ban books from the town libertary shelves that Mayor Sarah Palin wanted banned or disagreed with? So why would Sarah turn around and endorse the town's ex libertarian?
Was is this woman hiding under her jacket? NSA slides?
ReplyDeleteBenny Wayne Kollmar > Sarah Palin · Sarah, I wish you would not run for Alaskan senator.
ReplyDelete1. It would be a waste of your political genius.
2. It would have been beneath Ronald Reagan, it is beneath you.
3. Your calling is much larger.
Ba ba Benny and the jets,
1. Political genius? You talking about Miss Wasilla who developed the world's first known square pregnant belly and delivered her baby all in within one month?
2. Beneath Ronald Regan? I thought Sarah was beneath Glenn Rice?
3. What is Sarah's calling? To raise her children to be reality tv stars, ballroom dancers, shampoo girls, divorced fathers?
Benny Wayne Kollmar > Sarah Palin · Sarah, I wish you would not run for Alaskan senator.
DeleteBenny we at IM disagree with you. We would very much enjoy Sarah Palin running for anything in Alaska. Sarah screwed us over many times and we want the chance to fuck her back.
Michelle Welborn > Sarah PalinThursday at 1:12pm near Statesville, NC · Please run for President again...and let me campaign here for you...I think you are amazing...we need a Pres like you!!!!
ReplyDeleteRun for president again? We already discussed this before Michelle. Can everybody once and for all agree that Sarah Palin never ran for president in her current life? Thank you.
Since politics isn't working out any better for Sarah than acting in her "reality" shows, she can do as Jethro did and become a double naught spy. She's already got those double-D naughts stuffed in her bra.
ReplyDeleteNow it might take a little tome for her to get up to speed, cuz Sarah doesn't quite have the education that Jethro accumulated up to the sixth grade. But since she's such a hard worker, maybe she can go back home for a couple of years and 'study up' on the spy business, like she did to prepare to campaign against Obama on 2012. That worked out real well.
Sarah you are amongst friends here at IM, our relationship goes back many years. Time to be honest with your friends. Who fathered and who delivered Trig?
ReplyDeleteShirley Mommsen Rustman > Sarah Palin · What - in heavens name happened to McRino (McCain)????? What is going on?
ReplyDeleteI think McCain is having second thoughts about picking an idiotic running mate in 2008 and is trying to get back on America's good side?
Peggy Liberty Fleeting shared a link. · Sarah, this man must have dementia. Is there anything you can do to stop him from embarrassing himself even more?
ReplyDeleteWhy do say that Peggy? You read Our Sarah: Made in Alaska by Chuck Heath Sr?
Alaska here are some of your tax dollars hard at work:
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin's Alaska
Life's A Tripp
Alaska if it was you or your daughter who received Alaskan tax dollars for these creative works of art, would you have returned the favor to Alaska by paying for some land and build a park or playground on it?
Of course you would.
Especially if you became a millionaire.
DeleteMargalo McCamley > Sarah Palin near McKinley Park, AK · Heading to Wasilla tomorrow and hoping to run into you!!
ReplyDeletePiper? Trig? Is that you?
Michele Hill > Sarah Palin near Hanson, KY · Sarah, I have noticed you have lost quite a bit of weight. You look great! I have been struggling to find the right plan as I need to also drop some pounds. If you don't mind sharing how did you lose? This is not a hoax by the way. I admire your strong conservative views and values. I have read your autobiography and so appreciate your patriotism- sincere and American!
ReplyDeleteThanks Michele Hill
Michelle are you sure you want to lose that much weight? Did you see the picture of Sarah sitting next to her pool in Arizona? Did you see the picture of Sarah and Willow shopping for toilet paper? I'm sure Sarah won't tell you how she really lost her weight.
Alexandra Mark > Sarah Palin · I was about to write a check to a group that is supporting a Sarah Palin run for Senator. I wonder, however, if you're on board with the idea as yet?
ReplyDeleteThe people of Alaska loves Sarah Palin. Why wouldn't Sarah run for Senator of Alaska? If Sarah loves Alaska as much as Alaska loves Sarah, she will run Alex.
Senator Sarah Palin of the Great State of Alaska sounds great. Doesn't it Sarah?
DeleteWhen was the last time she even mentioned Alasssska, 8:14 PM? Wake UP!
DeleteSen. John McCain is backing President Barack Obama's call for the so-called "stand your ground" laws in Florida and other states to be reexamined in the wake of the George Zimmerman case.
ReplyDeleteGood for McCain
Rachide Kekere > Sarah Palin · bonsoir. je m'appelle halabi j'ai 19ans je suis au togo j'ai besoin d'aide je suis gravement malade sil vous plait aider moi
ReplyDeleteRachi your text doesn't have $$$ in it, I'm sure Sarah doesn't understand what you are saying.