Wednesday, October 09, 2013

Seriously, is there anybody more predictable than Sarah Palin?

So yesterday I posted about Palin jumping on a Fox news story about a faux "War on Christmas" and stated that she was using it to drum up interest in her ghostwritten future bird cage liner.

I discerned this by using what I call the "No shit Sherlock Principle,"  which essentially states that every cause or news story that Palin weighs in on must benefit her in some way ("What's in it for us?" Todd Palin.)

So to assist me in proving my point Palin just had her Facebook ghostwriter post this:  

Yesterday I posted an article about how school officials in Wisconsin told their choir director to scale down the “Jesus” songs in their Christmas program. 

 So now kids can’t sing about Christ at Christmas? 

Stories like that compelled me to write my new book. Coming out in November, my book “Good Tidings and Great Joy” will address issues just like this. But I do more than just describe the problem; I tell you how to fight back against those politically correct Scrooges who seem to hate not just a beautiful holiday, but an entire faith. These solutions are interwoven with stories about our Christmas traditions, my family’s recipes, and personal photos. 

Then she goes on to tell you exactly where you can go to throw your money away on her poorly written book, on a topic that she clearly does not understand. 

I can only imagine that there will be more of these posts and attempts to pour gasoline on the "War on Christmas" meme in order to agitate the paint chip eaters and get them riled up enough to actually believe that Palin has ANY solutions for solving the non-existent problem.

Personally I am waiting to find out if there will be another book tour to accompany the publication of this book.  I find it hard to believe that Broadside books (Which of course is a conservative offshoot of Harper Collins.) would be willing to spend too much money on a book that will probably sell most of its books in bulk orders to conservative groups funded by the wealthy political puppeteers.

Considering how small the crowds were for her last book, this time around it might well be in the single digits.

In other words, I REALLY hope they have one.

80 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:01 PM

    her shrinking rabid fan base will be expecting a tour- but sary is getting lazier than she ever was... id say book tour odds are 50/50.

    gotta love the all the christian victims posting to her facebook- this one though i thought was extra hilarious:

    "Martha Roberts: Keep talking Sarah you are our mouth"

    yes sarah, you are our mouth.

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    1. Anonymous4:07 PM

      if one wants to see what a failure the US education system is one only need read the comments on her face book.

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    2. Anonymous4:48 PM

      Any recent story featuring Palin is a non-issue. A story about her is as relevant as Gerald Ford or Jimmy Carter. So many of you are being fooled into thinking anything she does will have an impact on american society. Why not write about Alan Keyes or Ross Perot while you're at it? Drink up! the koolaid is nice and cold!

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    3. Anonymous5:32 PM

      4:48 -- She's a destructive mouthpiece for the Koch funded evangelical right wing. As such she is dangerous.

      Also, too -- koolaid what?

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  2. Anonymous3:09 PM

    Sarah can't seem to understand what the concept of christianity is. It's about God who provided His only Son to take the sin of mankind, so that the souls of men could live in eternal heaven with Him. It's NOT about celebrating his birthday, or about feast days. Does Sarah realize there are people in the world who don't have the means to celebrate Christmas?

    It's a Universal invitation to faith in Jesus. Jesus for the world, Sarah? Not just Alaska, Sarah? Not just the U.S.A., Sarah? Jesus came for mankind, which includes the whole world? He is NOT concerned about making merry with fun and eating and gift-giving.

    Sarah has taken the true meaning of Christmas and turned it into a crusade, but the difference with Sarah is she goes nowhere with it. The shut-ins, dying people in hospitals, those who won't rely on food stamps, or those without health care, this Christmas, are NOT concerned about your recipies, personal traditions and personal photos, Sarah. Jesus was. And he asked us to take care of the poor and the lonely and the sick and the imprisoned and when we do it to them, we do it to Him. Sarah, you don't have a clue what Christmas is all about.

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    1. Anonymous2:54 AM

      Jesus is a myth, just like the several dozen other Christ figures are. You can believe your fairy tale freely, but the rest of us shouldn't have to. Respectfully.

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  3. Anonymous3:12 PM

    Again another Evangelical Christian kook claiming that they are being picked on when the rest of society doesn't do what they want. Not all of the children in that school are christian and why not respect their beliefs also.... Sarah stf up

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  4. Anonymous3:12 PM

    25 people have pre ordered on Amazon. That's about all the traffic she can expect. Then she'll purchase the rest of the printing and send it out "autographed" to those that send her $100.

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    1. Sally in MI4:59 PM

      25! Geez. she has 2 family members who were probably coerced into preording, assuming she didn't hand Piper a credit card and have her do it. Holy cow. No wonder she's hawking it on FB.

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    2. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn6:04 PM

      25 should be about the number of unpaid rubes at the Black Hole of Delusion, right? How fast they run to prove their undying devotion!

      Excuse me...I have to go and shake down some vending machines to see if they cough up some quarters so I can buy our cheery little Christmas elf's book, too. I know a few people who need coal in their stockings!

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    3. $arahPac has already sent 'supporters' a letter offering a free book for a $60.00 donation. It's autographed also, too!

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    4. Strange that's the number of votes she'd received to become the great mayor of wasilla.

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    5. Anonymous9:36 PM

      Family recipes??
      Bwhahahahahahaha!

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  5. Anonymous3:14 PM

    Have you seen the story of the Bible scholar who believes that the Romans created the Jesus story to control the masses & get them to pay their taxes? His book is called Caesar's Messiah. Interesting concept.

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    1. Anonymous2:56 AM

      Duh.
      Of course he was invented.
      Control. The entire purpose of religion!l

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  6. Anonymous3:16 PM

    Sarah with cleavage? Gotta be photo shopped.

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    1. Anonymous5:35 PM

      It is. Peebots were all up in arms about it a few months ago. hee.

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  7. Anonymous3:21 PM

    That was Sarah Palin after a HAPPY ENDING in her Sister's Dorm Room the night before. Glen Rice gave Sarah an early XMAS present, one that Todd could not give her.

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    1. Anonymous8:14 PM

      Whats the point in your hate?

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    2. Anonymous6:54 AM

      8:14 PM The TRUTH HURTS? What's the point in your incoherent Juvenile Postings?

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  8. Anonymous3:28 PM

    lol, look at her shoving her miracle bra cleavage in santa's face. That's certainly what Christmas is all about, putting your itty-bitty titties in a push-up bra and giving santa a motorboat..what a pathetic pos.

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    1. Anonymous4:06 PM

      She sing's "Santa Baby, won't you suck my nipples again"?

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  9. Anonymous3:30 PM

    Well, nothing puts the Baby Jesus back in Christmas like recipes and Palin/Heath family photos!

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  10. Anonymous3:32 PM

    "I tell you how to fight back against those politically correct Scrooges who seem to hate not just a beautiful holiday, but an entire faith. These solutions are interwoven with stories about our Christmas traditions, my family’s recipes, and personal photos."
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    Yes, please tell us Mrs. Palin.

    Our first tradition is to feed a buncha wine coolers to the daughter that has had her menses. Then we offer her up first, to her daddy, then if daddy declines, we offer her sweet hymen to the first guy in camo that shows up at our door. They then go outside and "seal their union" in a canvas tent under the stars and make a baby. We call that baby a "gift from God".

    Next, we invite Todd's workin' girls over for a sip of Wassail. You can't make Wassail without Wasilla!! Also too, when we're done drinkin' they share up their "hoochie tax" to Todd and the family and we all get a little richer from the backs of the poor. We take this money and buy cheap xmas gifts and a big fake tree from WALMART!!

    Then we gather 'round the Yule log and drop our drawers and poop on it. Not sure why, but Chucky said that it was a family tradition. Soooo, Tradition, let's do it!

    Next, we bring out the box that holds our fake Walmart xmas tree and we assemble it. A tree, in a box, hmm, that's so xmasy that I can hardly stand it! A plastic Tree and don't forget to put the plastic little baby Jeebus in your yard with those darkies that brought him presents and that pre-teen girl that was knocked up with him by GOD, Also too.

    So, Piper, honey, why haven't you gotten pregnant by GOD yet? It's your turn sweetheart....

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    1. Anonymous5:25 PM

      Look, I really really really really really really really really HATE Sarah Palin ...

      But this comment (and most especially its "jokes" about incest with the underage Palin girls) is disgustingly crude and terribly unfunny.

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    2. Anonymous5:59 PM

      I'm witch you. A lot more potty mouth than usual tonight, kinda' cheapens things a bit. You don't think the pee ponders would be trying to dirty up our nice clean site, d d d doo ya?

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    3. For the love of all that is unholy, I pray that Immoral Minority never becomes a "nice clean site."

      Cheap? Dirty? Blasphemous? Profane? Bring it, bitches.

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    4. Anonymous6:44 PM

      5:59 pm

      You're kidding about the C4P, right ?

      The real problem is that some of us who strongly oppose the Palins and everything they (pretend to) stand for sometimes get carried away in our hatred. I've done it.

      But when we sink to such a base level, it really only debases what WE stand for.

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  11. Anonymous3:34 PM

    Did you think about including the photo of baby Trig in a box under the tree?

    Or one of Sarah and Todd vacationing in Hawaii to avoid Christmas preparations?

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    1. Anonymous3:56 PM

      Doncha ya know, Down Syndrome babies are a gift from God, you betcha, and if you can get your teenaged daughter to birth one out for ya, then you know that God is also too on your side and was in your daughter's womb makin' that chromosome be lackin' and such so that she could have a special prop Grandbaby that could also be used as a son, for votes.

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  12. Anonymous3:34 PM

    If there really was a "war on religion", Sarah wouldn't be able to pretend to attend church service at her local place of worship, because it would be banned by the government, ya know, like in the former USSR.

    She has no compassion for people who either practice a religion other than Christianity, or choose not to be forced to practice any state-sponsored religion, which is what the schools are trying to be sensitive about, seeing how public institutions are part of the government and therefore must follow the constitution.

    Oh, and she is a bitch, also, too.

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  13. Bob Cratchet3:55 PM

    Hey, Sarah: I'm a lifelong, church-going, choir-member Episcopalian.
    I think sacred music should be sung in churches, or at private gatherings, or by carollers ringing at doorbells.
    My public school has students from families of several different faiths, and, I'd bet, several families of no religious persuasion at all. But it's not their duty to tell us what they believe, and it's not our right to ask them. And it's not our right -- even if we're in the majority -- to require them to give lip-service to a religion that isn't theirs. That's the height of hypocrisy -- what the Taliban does in the Middle East.

    Our public school celebrations at the time of the holidays stress the idea of "peace on earth, good will to all men," with merriment and kindness. These are universal ideals.
    There is no "war on Christmas." There's a Christian war against anyone who doesn't believe in the Christian religion.
    That's what's dangerous in our country right now.

    And, as a final thought, which Christianity do you favor: Evangelism or Catholicism? Pentacostalism or Lutheranism?
    Presbyterian or Methodist? Are Mormons Christians? Seventh Day Adventists? Christian Scientists?



    You'd better leave well enough alone, since you may discover that your form of force-fed religion might be in the minority.

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    1. Anita Winecooler8:18 PM

      She's into the one with a lot of tongues... Pentecostal, I think?

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    2. Anonymous9:17 PM

      Anita Winecooler, that's such a good pun that I didn't even wince.

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  14. Anonymous3:59 PM

    Noticed she wore a push-up bra to make it appear as though she has cleavage! The woman cracks me up!

    I hope she is on a book tour as I'd like to go - stand in the short line - be all smiley and sweet - get up to her and then give her a few vile comments before they make me leave.

    Hope others do it too!!! She doesn't like confrontation and neither does Toady-Boy. Wonder if she'll have him w/her now that everyone knows he is a 'pimp' (Boys Will be Boys - Shailey Tripp)?

    I hope she runs into nothing but harassment IF she does a book tour.

    Merry Xmas to the non Christian bitch!

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    1. Anonymous4:39 PM

      if she's at my local costco I might go. but no way am I buying one of her crappy books to be able to get close enough to say "sarah, you ignorant slut, what's it going to take to scrape your flabby, uneducated ass off the national stage?"

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    2. Anita Winecooler8:17 PM

      This is random.

      I wonder if Trig can sing "Grandma got rundover by a Reindeer" yet?

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    3. Anonymous3:02 AM

      She can't support a book signing anymore, but if there is one within 5 hours of me - I'm going. Ill bring Going Rouge (not Rogue) and get her to sign it. And Boys Willl be Boys.I'll ask her about Todd's penis. And then i'll ask her about her tight abs! And then Ill ask her how CBJ could be her OB. And then I'll smile and say I KNOW YOU ARE NOT TRI-G[s mama. And then I will leave.
      Fuck you Sarah.
      We are everywhere and WE KNOW.

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  15. Anonymous4:04 PM

    They can sing all the Christmas songs they want in their church choir.

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    1. Anonymous7:35 PM

      And teach all about the Bible in Sunday School! That's why it is called Sunday School! This is worse than the 1950s when I was in elementary school.

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  16. Anonymous4:26 PM

    A couple things: when do I have to start saying Merry Christmas, one, two, three, four months before Christmas? If I only say Merry Christmas on December 25 am I anti-Christmas? AND, more importantly, shouldn't December 25 be called Santa Claus Day? I mean even Palin is standing with the "true spirit of Christmas": the one who loves all children?.

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  17. Anonymous4:39 PM

    How many pages can a recipe for burnt macaroni fill in a bullshit book?

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    1. Anonymous5:43 PM

      There is no recipe for burnt macaroni- Sarah would tweet that the macaroni was attacked by terrorists.

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    2. Balzafiar5:25 AM

      "Macaroni" is a Wasillan codeword for meth.

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  18. Anonymous4:41 PM

    Didn't the C4P prove that was a shooped picture?

    anyhoo, this is worth a read:
    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2008/12/09/who-started-the-war-on-christmas.html

    It was written in 2008 by Max Blumenthal who wrote the book, Republican Gomorrah, and articles critical of Ms Palin over at the Daily Beast. If you open the above link and then click on his name it will offer all the things he has written there.

    Aurora

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  19. Anonymous4:41 PM

    Christmas traditions? Like fucking all the guys in Dillingham while Todd revenged sexed any willing women (ha ha) in Dillingham also too? Their reunions involved a lot of scratches, bites and a few bruises. Or will she 'white' that out?

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    1. Anonymous8:13 PM

      Love this libel. You need classes in how to be mature.

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    2. Anonymous8:59 PM

      Like your golden calf, 8:13 PM. With her sexually inundated potty mouth, you're the last one who should be talking.

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    3. "Libel" and "Mature" congrats on the two-fer 4:41!

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    4. Anonymous6:45 AM

      8:13 PM You need Basic High School classes. Dropouts don't learn much. Maybe Bristol and Willow could have learned something if they weren't having sex all over school instead of going to classes. Is that how both of them developed 9 month Mono? 2 Teen Moms with no knowledge about how to raise their Babies. SAD.

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    5. Anonymous6:48 AM

      Is it also LIBEL that Both Bristol and Willow were Pregnant while in High School? Is that why both of them DROPPED OUT? Is that why Sarah Palin had all of their Records Sealed?

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  20. Anonymous4:42 PM

    She sure knows how to turn the other cheek, scalding the voting non-believers and PC public for her non-secular outrage.

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  21. Anonymous4:50 PM

    Talk about war on Christmas, can't wait until she sees this one:

    http://uk.prweb.com/releases/2013/10/prweb11201273.htm

    TXLib

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  22. Anonymous4:59 PM

    I just read some comments about her new book on another site; one of the posters referred to her as

    Lipstick on a Dipstick
    Bible Spice

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  23. Grrrr !5:13 PM

    Only Sarah Palin could bring "hate" to the season of peace on earth & goodwill toward men.

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  24. Anonymous5:33 PM

    Sarah wants religion out of the church that she never attends, and into the schools where it belongs.

    Someone should ask Sarah's old church how many years it has been since the Palins attended a Christmas service. IIRC it's five years this Christmas .... and, oh, what a coincidence, it's four years since the Palins hopped on the celebrity gravy train.

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    1. Anonymous6:34 PM

      Correction: Out of the church she never attends and the schools her kids never did.

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    2. Anonymous8:09 PM

      Nice libel for today

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    3. Anonymous8:09 PM

      Well, Tripp sang in one last year.

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    4. Anonymous9:01 PM

      Sure he did, 8:09 PM. SNORT!

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    5. Anonymous9:16 PM

      Tripp Johnston went to Sunday School a few times and the photo-ops are there to prove it. But that was back when Sarah and Ghost Woman persuaded Bristol that talking about God a lot was the new direction her celebrity career should take. Bristol's faith is as real as her chin and her abstinence.

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    6. Anonymous9:35 PM

      THAT I believe!

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    7. Anonymous5:53 AM

      Dear Bristol. you keep using that word "libel.' I don't think it means what you think it means....

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  25. Anonymous6:35 PM

    Snowdrift Snookie is headed to NJ this Saturday.

    http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2013/10/sarah_palin_coming_to_new_jersey_to_stump_for_lonegan.html

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    1. Anonymous7:30 PM

      Hope she doesn't take a detour to Washington DC and address the truckers...

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    2. Anonymous3:09 AM

      Who from Philly wants to go????

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    3. Anonymous6:39 AM

      Lonegan doesn't know what is about to happen to him. Sarah Palin will knock him further down in the polls.

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  26. Anonymous6:49 PM

    As suggested in an older thread by a VERY clever Imer, "let Allah sort it out" post-its in every book I see. I hope the suggestions goes viral.

    FRAUDHilda Queen Esther.

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  27. Anonymous7:03 PM

    Good gawd I hope someone is monitoring these idiots, they are as dangerous as a palin:

    peter ingrassia • 17 hours ago
    obama is giveing our wonderful country to the illeagles i say we put targets on their back and have an open season on the bastards

    http://therightscoop.com/kelly-file-immigration-rally-allowed-on-the-national-mall-while-vets-cant-get-into-wwii-memorial/#comment-1075848368

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    1. Anonymous5:50 AM

      I guess if we have ill eagles, what we need are veterinarians, right?

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  28. Anita Winecooler8:10 PM

    Don't fret, Sarah. We'll do our part, and let Allah sort it out.

    Perhaps you and this gal can do a duet some day? Practice, Sarah, she's good, she's damn good!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX77sNQkEBk

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  29. Anonymous9:02 PM

    Where's TRI-G??

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    1. Anonymous3:10 AM

      At home with his momma Bristol and brother Tripp. Might be half brother trip. Not sure who Tri-G;s baby daddy is.

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    2. Balzafiar5:28 AM

      Where's Trig's birth certificate?

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    3. Anonymous6:36 AM

      3:10 AM Try Dylan Kolvig for Tri-g's Daddy.

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  30. Anonymous12:54 AM

    Since Easter is more holy than Christmas, why isn't Sarah promoting that holiday for schools too?

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  31. Anonymous2:40 AM

    Fuck you Sarah, ya moron.
    We dont hate Christmas.
    We think it should not be foisted on everyone. Not everyone celebrates it/ Religious holidays do not belong in publuc schools. That is what church funded schools are for.
    This is not that difficult a concept to understand. Try to focus.

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  32. Anonymous3:27 AM

    Who poses with Santa like that and thinks people will take them as a serious political candidate? Whore, yes; political candidate, never. That is honesty, not libel.

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  33. Anonymous8:42 PM

    I can't remember if it was last year or the year before, that she posted a message about Christmas. In it she did a total Paul Revere on it. She rambled about how the wise men were told to follow the star and a hole bunch of gibberish found absolutely no where in the Bible.

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