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We don’t know what it is about Bristol Palin, but that girl has got herself some fans. Or one fan who won’t stop writing to us. Our short piece yesterday about the child custody lawsuit filed by Manly Alaskan Sperm-Thrower Levi Johnston only drew about 70 comments, which is about right for a one-paragraph story. But it also filled our comments queue with 20 attempted comments from would-be Levi-n-Bristol defender “Lovefirst21,” whom we’ll assume is a new incarnation of “Livefree601,” who previously defended Bristol as “literally the most amazing and strongest woman out there.” Once more, she (? — perhaps we should not assume?) wants us to know that some things are simply beyond the Palin, and should never be said:
"Nice slander. Tripp Palin is an amazing little boy with the maturity of a kid twice his age. Way to go Bristol. Top notch! I’ve never seen a 4 yr old who is always happy and so adaptable."
Yes. Tripp Palin, a child who is known to Lovefirst21 primarily through the teevee, is a wunderkind, and the only reason he’s not already in 3rd grade is that the government schools simply don’t recognize his brilliance. Why is he not yet on a ballot or a payroll somewhere?
Funny stuff but it pales in comparison to the troll's (Or as we know her Kristy Patullo) actual comments.
Like these in reference to Levi:
Yet he’s the one who started the nasty battle :/
Levi did exploit BOTH kids while Bristol was actually working. Thankful for good mothers.
Actually, he was desperate to marry Bristol as he was obsessed with her. He did once say that.
I feel sorry that his father ever made this part of his life public. There’s a reason custody cases aren’t public domain. The inherent bitterness in all of them don’t deserve outsider opinion. But God bless Bristol Palin and her well-raised boy
Or these in reference to Tripp:
He’s the happiest of kids, living a normal life. School, activities. The only difficulty might come from a alienating stepmom who can’t see her husband as the loser he was not too long ago.
LOL All jokes aside, the reality is, Bristol’s son is a blessed, happy boy with a devoted mother and a father who’s finally matured.
Libel. Get a life. Bristol is a remarkable mother raising a lovely boy who beams with love
Tripp is literally the most blessed child. Never without smiles and nurturing. These comments are just wrong.
Libel? Oh yeah, that's our batshit crazy troll alright.
Gee it kind of makes me wish I has saved all of the comments and e-mails she has sent me over the years instead of deleting them, having holy water sprinkled on my hard drive, and hiring a Native American Shaman to wave burning sage over my computer while chanting.
Oh well, I am sure I will have many more opportunities to do so in the future.
(A trip down memory lane.)
Your shaman and holy water didn't work. And there probably isn't an exorcist in the world with enough power to get rid of Satan's child. It'll take some big, burly police officers and a judge to put her back in the psychiatric hospital to get rid of her.
ReplyDeleteIt's coming, Kristy. Is that a knock on the door I hear...?
Whoever unleashed these Palin abominations on the rest of us should burn in hell.........if there were one...
ReplyDeletesince it true FOR THEM, just say it "Go directly to hell do not pass go do not collect $200 bastard palins and sycophants"! <--trolls also,too!
DeleteKrusty, the LieBell troll that means you!
That's a Palin, not K. Fartullo. Sounds just like them.
ReplyDeleteHave to agree that that seems too under control and focused for our Krusty the palin troll.
DeleteBecause otherwise, LYOL.
DeleteA Palin, easily Sarah.
DeleteRarely seen text from Brothel er Bristol to Levi after the second marriage attempt failed: So very sad for Bristol.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z3WY
Thanks in Advance for your input, Kristy ; )
Anita,
DeleteLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Heh! Funny! That's Sarah's song!!!
Poor Brisket, she goes on the TV presenting herself as a horrible Mom and then her Mom's SarahPac has to pay to defend the twit.
ReplyDeleteNow this doesn't affect my life at all, unfortunately it affects Tripp's life.
Wonkette has been on FIRE this week over everything Palin, as well they should. Geez, between politics and Hollywood, weren't they given every chance there was?
ReplyDeleteThey're getting their just desserts.
AKA the LYOL troll? DON'T JUDGE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRandom.
DeleteLibel.
DeleteWho are you going to believe, an internet fan of Bristol's or your own eyes? I saw the letter that Bristol wrote to Melissa Rivers, describing what she was in for when they would swap places for a week. Tripp ruled the roost. He didn't behave. In order to do something, he had to be bribed with popsicles. Melissa thought that it was a problem for Tripp to be sleeping in Sarah's bed. She tried to straighten the kid out with a weekly chores chart. How's that working out?
ReplyDeleteThat is a reality show. It is scripted. Melissa eats take out all the time on her other show at home. Joan does not have formal dinners every night at that house. It's a SHOW.
DeleteNo, no formal dinners every night, but what's not to believe she'd not take the opportunity to show off Bristol and expose her to a cultured crowd? And anon 9:25, that doesn't even address Bristol's letter and own actions, doesn't get her points.
DeleteIt's a show where bristol agreed for her son to be displayed as an unruly brat? Sounds like Bristol is a shitty mother (once again).
DeleteHey Gryphen...I know you heard about Baldy being at that Billy Graham thing tonight....here is a HILARIOUS ass Gif of the Donald grabbing Baldy's lobster claw hand and saying something crazy to her...her tongue darts out and she tries to look "young"...LMAO!!
ReplyDeletehttp://s948.photobucket.com/user/Lumpy_bucket/media/Untit-1.gif.html
i had a lip reader look at this, trump may have said to her
Delete"dump the little pussy toad, and we'll go get pizza"
toad did'nt look real happy whatever it was lol
Sure looks like Sarah's pillow head wig made the trip east.
DeleteSo funny, she didn't seem to want to go for her usual exaggerated "hug". Maybe OCD Trump told her in the past not to get too close to him. Imagine how a dirty old thing like her must look to a germophobe....
DeleteLooks like The Toad has some books to give out. Tacky!
DeleteTo me, it looks as if Palin just hold her hand out for a handshake and gets her arm pulled off by an aggressive Trump. She does not look happy.
DeleteUgh, she is wearing her blunder woman bracelet; she never grifts without it!
DeleteDonald Trump: (Grabbing SP's hand) "We're going to "run" again in 2016! Am I right?" (Trump's hair, now a white fox, lifts its head and winks at SP)
DeleteSarah Palin: Gosh, darn it, I don't know. (nervously laughing and trying to reclaim her hand)
Todd Palin: (Beaming in the background) "I'm a kept man, I hold her purse."
I thought Todd would wear the fancy shirt he wore for $ara's big graduation speech.
DeleteHer frail drug addled body can barely take the force of Trump's handshake. She looks like she's in immense pain.
DeleteShe carries herself like a man and even shakes hands like a guy...I love to see her tromp around in boots. It so reminds me of the determined gait my grandmother had when she would go out in those old rubber farm boots to slop the hogs when my grandfather was busy doing field work.
DeleteWill Twerk for Wig Glue
DeleteEveryone knows that's Bristol herself making those comments.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't be surprised. The Jay Leno chin was the first blatant clue she has personal issues amundo.
DeleteIf it's her she should abstain from
DeleteWhoever Troll is there it is more damaging to Bristol and Palins Troll is so transparent and dumber than dumb. I only hope she keeps trolling until the Palins are behind bars and the remaining children have been rescued and living with a decent family.
DeleteBristol doesn't know abstinence. Just lies as she learned to at Mommie Dearest's knee.
DeleteThis is O/T, but really something! Even Rand Paul's local newspaper is calling him out!
ReplyDeletePaul's pouty reaction: Senator hostile about his multiple plagiarism
It's hard to know where to start with Sen. Rand Paul's reaction to legitimate criticism of his repeated plagiarism of other authors.
Paul said he accepted responsibility and then went on quickly to slough it off, laying it on his rapid ascent to national prominence, which he sought relentlessly, on his staff, whom he hired, and finally, of course, on "the haters" who just want to bring the great man down.
Paul appears to believe profoundly in his own exceptionalism, including that the rules don't apply to him. Even worse, he now wants to rewrite the rules.
Weaseling around the plagiarism charges relative to his wholesale, unattributed quoting of Wikipedia's description of the film Gattaca, Paul said it wasn't really plagiarism because he didn't claim he had the idea for the movie.
He might have gotten a pass on that last week, but by Monday he should have taken the trouble to look up a definition of plagiarism.
Wikipedia, a source we know he trusts, describes it as using someone else's "language, thoughts, ideas or expressions" without attribution. So, of course, stealing ideas is plagiarism, but so is appropriating the language and expressions of others without giving them credit. Which is just what Paul has done.
Say what he will about the "haters," Paul was cut loose by The Washington Times, a conservative redoubt, which canceled his weekly column after discovering that he had lifted language from a columnist in another publication. "We expect our columnists to submit original work and to properly attribute material," the editor wrote.
Trying to put this behind him, Paul said that he and his staff will attribute sources "if it will make people leave me the hell alone."
A curious remark for someone who has sought attention at every turn, grandstanding at Senate hearings, touring television talk shows, accepting speaking invitations in states critical to a presidential bid.
Paul's sense of self-grandeur is so great that, like a pouting child, he threatened to leave politics altogether if everyone keeps being mean to him. "People can think what they want. I can go back to being a doctor any time," he said.
If he can't do any better than this when the heat is on, even those who were Paul "lovers" might be ready to say, "OK, go."
http://www.kentucky.com/2013/11/07/2916164/pauls-pouty-reaction-senator-hostile.html#storylink=cpy
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/maddow-rand-paul-handling-plagiarism-scandal-so-badly-hometown-press-is-turning-on-him/
http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/more-instances-of-plagiarism-in-rand-pauls-book-lets-duel
Sweeet!
DeleteStalin, also, had a habit of threatening to quit, so that he could hear people beg him to stay.
DeleteBuh, bye, Rand!
Buzzfeed has been going through his book, finding paragraph after paragraph and page after page of plagiarisms. It's not just a few slip ups. Lawrence O'Donnell pointed out that Rand Paul has a budget of $3 million of our taxpayer dollars to spend on his staff, travel, etc. Those people writing speeches for Paul are cheating us. They aren't even bothering to think up anything new. It is easier to cut and paste and then take the day off. In the end, Paul has to approve the speech, so he is ultimately responsible, but they are goofing off.
DeleteThere could be another theory, but it's a bit of a stretch. What if the people planting all of those unattributed quotes, lifted from here and there, are trying to make Paul look bad. No, that sounds like the lame kind of movie script that they would copy and put in his speech. They are goofing off, or Rand never hired very smart people to start with. He couldn't have people working for him who were smarter than he was.
The other problem with Paul is how he has handled it. He has given a number of speeches about people taking personal responsibility for their lives, especially when he is opposed to government spending and helping them out. But now, he can't take personal responsibility for his own mistakes. His attitude of "I'll just go back to being a doctor," is immature and scary. Who would want to go to Dr.Paul, knowing that if he made a mistake, he would never admit it? After all, Paul had to create his own medical board because the real one wouldn't certify him. Would you trust your eye sight to that guy? This whole episode shows what a lightweight he is. And, he was one of the rising stars of the Republican party.
Taking bets...if they are Republican, and under sixty, what are the chances they have done exactly what Rand did? I think he is far from alone in doing this. Huckabee's support for Rand sounds like his shit don't stink too.
DeleteWhat with the lamestream media not doing it's job to expose these fakers, there must be more to be exposed.
Fishermen Jason Vonick, Nick Segal, John Oakes Spend Hours Rescuing Trapped Killer Whale In Alaska (VIDEO)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/07/jason-vonick-fishermen-save-whale_n_4229301.html
If it had been Sarah or Todd, they would have probably killed it rather than helped it. Bravo to these young men!
Bristol claims that Levi owes $66,000 in back child support:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.eonline.com/news/478814/bristol-palin-served-levi-johnston-files-for-joint-custody-of-son-tripp
Could this be why he has not spilled the beans on all the "gates" in the Payme household?
Also how in the world could he owe $66,000 already? They were off and on for a couple years after 2008. Considering he payed nothing that is $33,000 a year for child support. Man the courts are truly slanted in Alaska aren't they?
Luckily for Bristol and her Mommy dearest, this report that Levi supposedly owes hardass working Bristol 66 large will get Wonkette off their backs and onto Levi's. They have houses and stuff to buy bitchezs!!!
DeleteLol. Not.
More sympathy for Levi while the chiseling grifters begin to look more and more like Joe Miller every day. Meantime it's time to start checking Sarah's book for plagiarisms, also, too!
A blog post about a blog post about a comment on a blog post? Kristy must be tickled pink with all this attention!
ReplyDeleteMay I comment on your comment on a blog post about a blog post about a blogpost?
DeleteI wish that someone would explain how child support in Alaska works. Bristol has always earned more money than Levi. She had money to throw around on a float boat, not to mention her all of the decorations in her showplace of a house. Why is Levi required to pay such a high child support? Isn't it pro-rated, based on the earnings of each parent? Or, has Bristol jacked up Tripp's expenses so that expenses for the boy run into millions?
ReplyDeleteWhat Levi needs is a good lawyer, a really good lawyer. He has taken a paternity test, right?
Bristol is a bitch. Bristol does what bitches do- even to her own child.
DeleteGryphen
ReplyDeleteCheck The Quitter wearing spanx - pic with Birther Trump @ Billy Boy B'day
http://palin4president2016.blogspot.com/
I checked out the "palin4president" site. My eyes are still bleeding. At first glance I thought it was a parody site... it is for real.. seeing those people at Billy Graham's B-day party reminded me of a favourite bumper sticker: Jesus, save me from your followers
DeleteBG looks like a true fossil they prob feed his chikfila to keep him going...um why is GVS there? She is a scientolgist? And rupie and the dragon lady? I thought they were divorced? Or is that not her?
DeleteThat is creepy stalker joesphmshepherd site!
DeleteThat's why its so flippin' retarded!
sarah looks really old in the face and her jacket doesn't match her skirt..she's so fashion challenged..everyone knows better than to mix different blacks. what a hillbilly.
DeleteSince we have all seen her fake boobs its time for her Spanx ;)
ReplyDeleteCheck The Quitter wearing spanx - pic with Birther Trump @ Billy Boy B'day
http://palin4president2016.blogspot.com/
Myself and others are getting weird posts on FB. They create a fake account, leave a msg, then delete the account. The one stalking me is calling herself Becca Daniels and recently gave me pics of Palin kids at a sporting event, big whoop. I have gotten some strange and illogical comments on my blog which if they only knew just crack me up and encourage me to write more. My favorite was that I attack millions of people. This is very similar to a msg on FB that told me a particular person stalked tons of people in Alaska. This person as far as I know has never been to Alaska.
ReplyDeleteYep, that's Krusty's M.O., her nasty little missives are always untraceable by the time you see them. Can you imagine having such a horrible psychosis that you spend day and night creating and deleting fake accounts all over the internet just so you can BS to strangers?
DeleteWe'd warn you about the whackass Palin supporters, but you already know.
DeleteI am getting the same FB messages from the same a$$es. One-time FB pages that are closed when you want to respond. :/
DeleteThey sleep well at night, thinking they've struck one for the Palins. Weirdos.
DeleteCelia, my money on Willow. I have on good authority she has a "Rolodex" of fake names and emails. I would save them and send to fbi but not FBI in AK!!! Or even the Secret Service or Interpol. AK FBI are totally corrupt! As all judges, even USdistrict attorneys Corrupt as the day is long!
DeleteLevi is paying more than $1,000 EACH MONTH to that grifter-junior in child support. How much more does $he want???! After all, he DOES HAVE a REAL family to support!
ReplyDelete12k a year? I thought Bristol has a job and owns a boat? Why is Levi playing that much a month? And before the trolls and trollettes jump all over this comment, I know plenty of fathers who pay child support, and what they have to pay is based on their income and other obligations. Those amounts don't come anywhere near a thousand dollars a month,
DeleteI read that Bristol started school in AZ this fall. One article said she is at AZ State College. Another said she is at the same hair school that Willow attended. If this is correct, then she and Tripp should return to AK for Thanksgiving and Christmas and Tripp can visit his father. Why didn't Levi complain to the courts a long time ago if he felt his support was too high?
ReplyDelete... Because all the judges up there are bought by the Grifters?
DeleteOT here -
ReplyDeleteAnybody else think Palin looks totally stoned in this picture?
Her expression is completely wasted. Look at her eyes.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/10-things-to-know-for-friday/2013/11/07/1a5be53a-481a-11e3-95a9-3f15b5618ba8_story.html
Yeah, looks high as a kite, and stupid too!
DeleteOT: From the pee puddle, the ignorant Tea Party/Palin CONSTITUTION supporters that STILL have no idea what it says:
ReplyDeleteMichael_from_Michigan
• an hour ago
Dear Palin Faithful:
It was the highlight of the evening to watch the Fox special about Dr. Graham's life and ministry.
I have always believed God has shown us mercy as a nation by allowing Graham to have the impact that he has had on the presidents from Truman to Obama.
I share Pastor Graham's concern for the immorality of our nation, and how the Christian faith is being pushed out of the public arena and government in general. Did anyone see the bill passed by the Senate further protecting homosexuality?
Clearly, the Founding Fathers would be ashamed of what has become of our nation.
As Christians, we need to pray for our nation, seek God's mercy and the restoration of the general principles of the Christian faith to our government.
Sarah today, Sarah tomorrow, Sarah 2016
love that whiny bitch picture of bristles, her mom taught her well how to play that victim thingy.
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