Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Did Bristol Palin's ghostwriter not see Dancing with the Stars?

So this was posted on Brancy's blog earlier today:

I came across this Scripture and wanted to pass it along. 

“The blessing of The Lord brings wealth, and he adds no trouble to it.” Proverbs 10:22 

This reminds me of that old saying “you’re either sleeping well, or eating well.” 

Well, the good news is that you can have both with God’s blessing! 

It reminds me of when I was on Dancing with the Stars, especially the first time. I knew God’s plan for my life would always be bigger and better than a reality show. I knew whatever was to happen, would happen. 

There’s freedom in that. 

God has given me so much! That means I’m able to “sleep well,” and ”eat well” with all of his blessings.

Okay I am not exactly sure what this means because I am, what do you call it, sane. 

Wonkette tried to make sense of it, but I think they might have hurt themselves in the attempt.

However what jumped out at me were these portions:

“you’re either sleeping well, or eating well.” 

And....

It reminds me of when I was on Dancing with the Stars, especially the first time. I knew God’s plan for my life would always be bigger and better than a reality show.

Now that of course cannot help but remind all of us of these pictures.

Bristol 11-23-10 right after the end of DWTS
11-24-10
Now why would Bristol's ghostwriter type up a post about eating well that mentions her first go around on DWTS when the whole country was trying to figure out how somebody supposedly training for up to seven hours a day could gain 30 to 40 pounds, when every contestant previously, and since, lost weight at a dramatic rate?

I mean is she TRYING to invite ridicule?

Or perhaps Nancy French is trying to tell us something about Bristol's current condition.

Things that make you go, hmmm.

100 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:33 PM

    I am currently six months pregnant. Like Bristol, I'm not a skinny girl and I'm short…my stomach looks exactly like hers in the bottom picture.

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  2. Anonymous4:33 PM

    Eating and sleeping well is code for I'm not doing anything wrong, judge.

    Levi is the reason for several of her most recent posts.

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    1. Anonymous6:02 PM

      "I came across this Scripture and wanted to pass it along. "

      Bwhahaaahahaaaa! LMAO! as if that kunt reads anything let alone...scripture. What a load of moose shit.

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    2. Anonymous6:03 PM

      "and ”eat well” with all of his blessings."

      OMFG!!! She's eating for two again!!!!!

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    3. Anonymous8:02 PM

      If eat well means burnt Mac-n-cheese or Taco Bell, well, she learnt it from her mama grizzly.

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    4. Anonymous3:47 AM

      Does Nancy French's husband have a job? What a fake Christian she must be, to write this B.S. trying to make Bristles appear to be something she is not. Could she be this desperate for $$$? Has she EVER met Bristles? Obviously, she does not do any research on her "subjects" since what she writes while trying to be her client is laughable.

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    5. Anonymous6:50 AM

      Sleeping well---is that what she was doing lying half dressed on the dance floor with Mark on top of her for money (while young girls, including her little sister watched)? I didn't think the right felt God blesses prostitutes.

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  3. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Hey Brissy... Truth time! Just how many pregnancies have you had and how many live births came from those pregnancies? Why you can't be honest with yourself and live free from the noose your mother placed around your neck?

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  4. Anonymous4:46 PM

    wonder if the fat brain dead inbred retarded perpetually pregnant skank dyes her pubic's too ?

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    1. Anonymous5:27 PM

      She probably shaves them.

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    2. Anonymous7:25 PM

      She is learning to wax 'em at the Penrose Academy hair school. Laser also, too.

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    3. Balzafiar7:37 PM

      She doesn't have pubes. You cannot grow grass on a racetrack.

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    4. Anonymous9:11 PM

      7:37 PM Bingo!

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    5. Anonymous5:11 AM

      Balzafiar for the win!

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    6. Anonymous6:13 AM

      What a gross thread 4:46. Women read this blog too, how does this statement have anything to do with a unified criticism of a hateful family?

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  5. Anonymous4:54 PM

    Bristol, you are a dumb little girl...and you always will be.

    Now disappear.

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  6. Anonymous5:13 PM

    I think Brissy has taken her first LSD trip.

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  7. Anonymous5:17 PM

    I wonder how Mama Grizz will respond if her eldest baby machine is kicked out of a pro religious business in AZ for adultery and pregnancy out of wedlock in violation of some retards religious ideology

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  8. Anonymous5:18 PM

    Me thinks our little girl is preggers one more time.

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    1. Anonymous5:48 PM

      When will Bristol be required to return Tripp to Alaska? Can her attorney handle it all for her so she can continue to eat and sleep well in Az?

      Todd didn't need to deal with contempt of court, will Bristol be exempt?

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    2. Anonymous6:21 PM

      Trial husband, trial father, another tv reality show?

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  9. Anonymous5:18 PM

    "It reminds me of when I was on Dancing with the Stars, especially the first time."

    Oh gosh, a 23 year old fondly recalling her glory days when she could pretend that the American public gave two f's about her insignificant little life.

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    1. Anonymous6:20 PM

      There's just one little problem .Bristol never really did dance. She shook her boobs, She shook her butt. She jumped out of a money costume. She simulated sex acts. But, that girl cannot dance.

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  10. "Sleep well" refers to innocence, lack of guilt, sleeping like a baby, without sin. "Eat well" refers to wealth and abundance. Wealthy people are often guilty as sin, and don't sleep well at night.

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    1. Anonymous6:19 PM

      There is another way to look at that quotation. There are people who are so poor in this country that they do not eat well, especially with the cut backs in food stamps. I doubt that they sleep well if they are malnourished and hungry. There are also people who do eat well because they enjoy a comfortable life style-- and they are generous in donating to worthy causes. (Think about Bill Gates, Bono, Angelina Jolie for example). I also think that they sleep well, satisfied in doing something worthwhile.
      Nancy did not pick an appropriate Scripture for Bristol to quote.

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    2. Anonymous7:06 PM

      Does she ever, 6:19 PM? They're always inappropriate. Sow's ear and all....

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  11. Anonymous5:23 PM

    I think the gorilla suit dance was to hide the tummy.

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  12. Poor Richard5:33 PM

    "You either sleep well or eat well" means that you're living a life that leaves you with a clean conscience (so you sleep well), or you cut corners, cheat, and lie to make more money, thus allowing you to eat well.

    Bristol hasn't a clue what that old-timey saying means.
    Her version is the exact opposite!

    Wonkette is delicious in its take-down of Bristol's nonsense: "Huh?"

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  13. Anonymous5:36 PM

    Bristol came across a scripture? Who does Nancy French think she's kidding?

    Was that before or after she was taking kissy face selfies with her son or traveling with her latest trial husband/

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    1. Anonymous3:53 AM

      Maybe one of the fast food places in Arizona has bible quotations on their cups? That is the ONLY way this little bird-brain would ever come across a Scripture.

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  14. Anonymous5:37 PM

    Well, Horsefaced Brancy got the BIGGER part right. Where are all of those babies, Bristol?

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  15. Anonymous5:44 PM

    "...always be bigger and better than a reality show"

    Almost everything is my life is bigger and better that a reality show. Getting the laundry done while listening to the 6 year reading tomorrow's lesson for school rates higher than a reality show. Because its _REAL_, damn it.

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    1. Anonymous3:54 AM

      5:44 You are truly blessed, and your values are great.

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  16. Poor Richard5:59 PM

    Hey, Bristol. Skip down to Proverbs 10:25 --

    25. The course of prosperous sinners is like a whirlwind, which soon spends itself, and is gone.

    You might forward that sentiment to Sarah PAC, and to your She PAC, too.

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  17. Page 70 of Going Rogue:

    "Plus, as a council member I had just voted against a mayoral pay raise, and it would be hypocritical to conveniently forget that vote if I were elected mayor. Todd wasn't enthused about the pay-cut promise. But Curtis [Menard] Jr. had once shared an observation with me: 'In politics, you're either eating well or sleeping well.' I wanted to sleep well."

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    1. Cracklin Charlie8:56 PM

      Did Sarah pen Bristol's latest blog post?

      It's not likely that Nancy would be familiar with Curtis, Jr.'s favorite sayings. And this post seems to be written in Sarah's barely coherent writing style. Maybe Nancy is off the payroll.

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    2. Anonymous9:09 PM

      Definition of 'Eat Well, Sleep Well'

      An adage that, referring to the risk/return trade-off, says that the type of security an investor chooses depends on whether he or she wants to eat well or sleep well.
      Investopedia Says
      Investopedia explains 'Eat Well, Sleep Well'

      Investing in high-risk, high-reward securities will offer you the potential to eat well, but the risky nature of these securities might prevent you from sleeping at night. By contrast, investing safely means that you will sleep well, but the low rate of return may keep you from eating well. http://www.investopedia.com/terms/e/eatwell-sleepwell.asp

      In 1896, it was reported that Baron Rothschild was asked for advice on financial transactions—one with a very large rate of interest and another with a smaller rate. Rothschild reportedly said:
      “If you want to dine well, go in for the first. If you want to sleep well, invest in the second.”
      http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/eat_well_sleep_well_do_you_want_to_eat_well_or_sleep_well

      Nancy French was the ghost writer of "Going Rogue" and-- oh, what a coincidence-- Nancy French is the ghost writer of Bristol's blog. There is no way in the world that Bristol would know about an expression that had to do with high risk investment. But in Nancy's business, she must have a book of quotes and quotations to use for every speech, book and blog. That's why Nancy French earns those big consultant dollars. Ghostwriting in the voices of Sarah and Bristol is hard work. So, she used the same expression, a little different, in Sarah's book and Bristol's blog. Yes, Bristol is truly blessed to have such a talented writer writing her blog. Thanks, Mom.

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    3. Anonymous3:57 AM

      6:04 $carah would have done well to pay attention when Menard Jr. bust into her office, yelling at her about being a better mother to "her" kids (one was his) Strangely, shortly after that his plane crashed, killing him. Somehow water got into the fuel.

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    4. Anonymous5:36 AM

      The book is Bartlett's. Today she likely uses Brainyquotes, which, unlike Bartlett's, offers frequently incorrect attributions.

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    5. Anonymous6:11 AM

      From all of these good explanations and examples of uses of the expression about eating well or sleeping well, I think it is clear that Bristol (or whoever is writing for her) has no understanding of the words. Nor are the words Biblical in any way. Certainly a New Testament interpretation of that quote from Proverbs would be about "wealth" in the spiritual sense, not the monetary sense. Poor Bristol. Still as dumb as rocks.
      Beaglemom

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    6. Anonymous10:37 AM

      Regina, You're amazing!

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    7. Anita Winecooler4:55 PM

      What 10:37 said. The funny part is Nancy probably had a hand in writing it herself, or should have at least read it as "research" since she's such a Sarah wannabe!

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  18. Anonymous6:05 PM

    Well, she was clearly eating well during DWTS.

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    1. Anonymous9:37 PM

      Eating what is the question.

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  19. Anonymous6:15 PM

    Let's be serious about those photos. Every single person who appears on DWTS loses weight. If they are not physically fit and have a regular exercise program, after a few weeks of rehearsals, they all brag about how much weight they lose. The photo of Bristol in the bright blue outfit with the big bulging belly makes her look more pregnant than she did at the Republican Convention in 2008. That photo was not taken at the beginning of her appearance on DWTS, but well into the program when Bristol should have lost weight. Instead, she seemed to pack on the pounds. She admitted it. She said that she was eating too many frozen yogurts. That's not a yogurt belly. And, the outfitted and corseted Bristol as best at they could disguise her plump figure. There were other plump contestants, who joke about their weight (Kristy Alley, Margaret Cho) and they loved losing weight at DWTS. Bristol is the rare exception. And, if you think that she reads Scriptures and quotes them, then you would believe that Bristol gained that much weight eating frozen yogurt.

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    1. Anonymous1:53 AM

      Kirstie Ally was drinking her diet food she created and Cho was doing the diet plan DWTS has sent in. Nancy Grace and Gladys Knight said they lost that one too. Photos were taken of Bristol with her friend from AK eating take french fries, burgers, and ice cream sundaes at the outdoor stands near the studios.

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    2. Anonymous7:07 AM

      The dead giveaway is the fact that ALL the other contestants had to sign a non-disclosure form re: Bristol. She was pregnant during DWTS and nobody was allowed to address the matter.

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  20. Anonymous6:16 PM

    Nancy French can write whatever she wants because non-disclosure agreements had to be signed by everyone involved. Just another in the long string of lies and deception from the fake x-tian faux pas family.

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    1. Anonymous7:12 PM

      One has to wonder how Nancy sleeps well at night. ALL the lies.....

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    2. Anonymous9:10 PM

      Evangelicals LIE for a living.

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  21. Anonymous6:25 PM

    Wasn't that when Bristol's third abstinence baby fell out of her crotch?
    I wonder if she ever feels badly for throwing those babies away?

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    1. Anonymous7:08 AM

      She didn't throw it away - she gave her to her brother and his girlfriend until a later date when she grows up.

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  22. Anonymous6:30 PM

    You people are just haters! You just don't understand that it was Jeebus' plan for Ol Brisket to hump the floor. That's livin' VIBRANTLY!!! Jeebus said hump like a Ho on the Tee Vee and Ol bristol humped and humped like an alley cat! How dare you haters question Jeebus!

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    1. Anonymous4:02 AM

      I hope Mark, her partner, is aware of how close he came to being a daddy? He is the only guy who got THIS close to Bristle, who did not get her pregnant. Thank goodness for small mercies. Mark came "one Big Mac and large fries from being added to the PayMe family string of trial daddies.

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  23. Anonymous6:32 PM

    Just when you think Nancy French can't make Bristol look any dumber she does it again. Keep it up Nancy. We're waiting for what you do for Bristol on your blog while she is dealing with court and as Tripp is seeing his paternal family again, it won't be much longer now.
    http://dictionary.law.com/Default.aspx?selected=1959

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  24. Anita Winecooler6:35 PM

    A piece of broccoli, sex, lunesta with a nyquill chaser are NOT eating nor sleeping well. What girl Bristol's age (and history) says things like "I happened to read this while reading scripture and it reminded me of an old saying...."? In other words, Abort, Fail, Retry Nancy. You're a bit older and your life experience doesn't mesh well with Bristol's. So either you or Bristol or both are liars or neither of you are telling the truth.

    And the BEST part are the photos that SHOW how well Bristol "Ate".

    Wook at that cute widdle chin, just like Tripp and Trigg! The pointy one looks so much more mature and stuff!

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  25. Anonymous7:09 PM

    That first picture purple outfit IS a pregnant belly.

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    1. Anonymous8:38 PM

      The first picture? What about the other pictures?

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    2. Anonymous9:09 PM

      All of those pictures were taken close in time.

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  26. Anonymous7:36 PM

    Will we ever know if only the babies were sent on somewhere else or will someday the fate of the dead NICU nurse who burned in her own home have light shed on the reason/cause?

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    1. Anonymous4:05 AM

      This disgusting family has a lot to answer for. A REAL Christian would not lie for them. Nancy French must be desperate for $$$.

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  27. Anonymous8:33 PM

    Uncle Graph you know Brisket is throwing cans of corn against her refrigerator for posting that bottom picture of her with Sherri Shepherd.

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  28. Anonymous8:34 PM

    What happened to the DWTS baby?

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    1. Anonymous8:56 PM

      Ask Dr. CBJ

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    2. Anonymous8:58 PM

      Bristol doesn't even know. She just hands off her extra abstinence babies to her wicked mother. She probably doesn't even think about how she abandoned them at birth.

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    3. Anonymous9:07 PM

      Kyla Grace?

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    4. Anonymous7:09 AM

      +1

      of course.

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  29. Anonymous8:36 PM

    If Bristol wasn't pregnant on DWTS, then that proves the Palins can fake a pregnancy. Bristol should have won an Emmy for her performance and Mark also, too for his supporting role. Fat Chance.

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  30. Anonymous8:36 PM

    Just curious, did Mark Ballas lift Big Bristol?

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    1. Anonymous9:07 PM

      Well yes, she was too big to jump.

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    2. Anonymous3:34 PM

      When he did lift her she stood on a chair and scooped her from the chair lift. So he wouldn't have to pull up her iceberg butt.

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  31. Anonymous8:40 PM

    God has given me so much! That means I’m able to “sleep well,” and ”eat well” with all of his blessings


    Is Bristol saying that she is sleeping with her trial husbands with God's blessing?

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  32. Anonymous8:43 PM

    Bottom picture:

    Yes Bristol that black shirt you are wearing is hiding your big belly (or baby?).

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  33. Anonymous8:45 PM

    Is Sherry holding the Mirror Ball Trophy to prevent Brisket from eating it?

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  34. Anonymous8:52 PM

    More and more I am becoming convinced Nancy French is a short- buser... evangelicals in general are. She is a perfect fit for the Palins.

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  35. Anonymous8:53 PM

    Comment from Wonkette:

    God's Plan for Bristol: 

    1) Born to philandering loser and vainglorious narcissist 
    2) Sex with child of local meth addict 
    3) Become the most famous teen pregnancy in America 
    4) Dancing with the "Stars" 
    5) Purchase shitty Arizona foreclosure 
    6) Never go to college 
    7) Blog inane shit 

    God's Note to Self: Remind Bristol to eat, sleep.

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  36. Anonymous8:55 PM

    Bristol's gut is bigger than Sherri's breast. Both of her breasts.

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  37. Anonymous9:01 PM

    Sex Is Fattening

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  38. Anonymous9:10 PM

    Sherri Shepherd looks so thin standing next to that big girl.

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  39. Anonymous9:33 PM

    How many brothers and sisters does Tripp have?

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    1. Anonymous4:09 AM

      If he EVER is allowed to go to school, he will learn to count. Maybe she keeps taking him to Arizona because in Alaska, she has to keep stopping her truck, to say "Hi" when Tripp sees another one of her "overnight visitors"

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  40. Anonymous9:53 PM

    How many trial daddies does/did Tripp have?

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  41. Anonymous9:57 PM

    Willow may not have been smart enough to finish high school but she is smart enough not to put her personal business on the internet for all to see like Bristol does.

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    1. Anonymous1:47 AM

      Willow even expressed on the reality show in AZ that she is pro-gay rights. I like Willow

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    2. Anonymous5:13 AM

      But she was in all the reality shows.

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    3. Was that before or after she taught her nephew to call people faggot? Or the rant on Facebook where she called some boys that?
      Sorry troll, but there is nothing to like about Willow.

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  42. Anonymous11:22 PM

    How "smart" are any of 'em?

    All of 'em!
    I used to live on the tundra. I would not ever change being there....... to know I would not ever want to stay there!

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    1. Anonymous6:22 AM

      Huh?

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    2. Anita Winecooler4:57 PM

      That's Bristol eating while sleepwalking and reading scripture. Hope Tripp brought a key to let himself in!

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  43. Anonymous1:45 AM

    Does she make money from her blogs? They are extremely boring. I do think the political ones are the worst.

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  44. Anonymous5:42 AM

    The Frenchs have no integrity. They are little more than rightwing whores.
    http://swampland.time.com/2011/12/12/evangelicals-for-mitt-grassroots-group-has-close-ties-to-the-romney-campaign/

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  45. Anonymous8:02 AM

    The abstinance cow was pregnant and she was claiming "abstinance" at the same time! What a nerve of that lying family. I'm completly speechless!

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  46. Anonymous8:23 AM

    Bristol is this true?

    “Bring Home the Pink!”

    One day Todd made a comment about my nipples being pink, she noted I said, 'You've never seen me naked,' and he said, 'Well, maybe there's a peephole.' Todd and his friends had been peepin' on us for months. And he wasn't some horny teenager; he was a grown and married man.

    http://m.ibtimes.com/rogue-paints-todd-palin-perverted-peeping-tom-315548

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  47. Anonymous8:35 AM

    I am going with the theory that Nancy French is a democrat. No one could make Bristol look so awful unless it was to sabotage the Palin brand.

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    1. Anonymous6:29 PM

      Nancy French is no Democrat. She's a money-grubbing, xtian, wannabe-star speaking through Bristol. I think she's gone a little rogue, though, posting stuff that Bristol wouldn't understand, let alone be able to write about.

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    2. Nancy French and her whole fam-damily are hardly Democrats. Their weepy photographs appeared on a Tumblr site documenting Romney supporters' reactions to his defeat!

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