Monday, June 09, 2014

Man if you thought getting a Sarah Palin political endorsement was scraping the bottom of the barrel, what does a Ted Nugent endorsement tell you?

Kris Kobach and some gun toting mental patient.
Courtesy of The Nuge's Facebook page:

I swear to God we the people damn well better get crackin & support the few brave warriors who stand with us & the US Constitution & Bill of Rights ABSOLUTELY everytime! Kris Kobach is our ass kickin BloodBrother & on the frontlines taking on the America hating ObamaGang at every turn. Please help Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach drop a “money bomb” on Facebook! We may not live in KS, but Kris takes our fight directly to the enemies of America everyday! 

For those of you who don’t already know him, Kris is the patriot who: 

1. Co-authored the Arizona illegal immigration law. 

2. Is suing the federal government so that Kansas and Arizona can require newly-registered voters to prove their US citizenship. 

3. Is representing the 10 ICE agents who are suing the Obama Administration because Obama is ordering them to break the law. 

4. Co-authored the Kansas law that says the feds can’t regulate a gun made in Kansas, as long as that the gun never leaves the state. In other words, Kris is a major thorn in the side of Obama. And he is leading the states’ rights movement in America. He’s also an avid hunter and backstrap BloodBrother who’s a dear pig killin friend of mine. Here’s a picture of us hunting hogs together in Texas just before we rallied to legalize helicopter pig hunting! Yes, Kris & I did that!!

Personally I like how the Motor City Moron listed all of the reasons why NO reasoanble person should ever support this idiot.

Saves me the trouble of having to look things up. 

Now this is the part where I usually talk about how extreme ole poopy pants is and explain why nobody should support any candidate that would accept his endorsement or stand for a photograph with him, but Teddy has done that for me as well.  

The Leftists and commies are working overtime to defeat him in this year’s election. Let’s help him reload so he can keep up the fight. 

This is a KILLER op to make a HUGE upgrade for America! HITIT!

Yeah I probably could not have explained Nugent's lunacy any better if I tried. 

24 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:02 AM

    Yikes!

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  2. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Are there any Alaskan politicians who would want a Sarah Palin or Ted Nugent endorsement?

    Not even Sarah Palin wants an endorsement from Sarah Palin to run for the Senate or for president.

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  3. Anonymous9:53 AM

    Pig killin? Watch out, $arah!

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    1. Anonymous2:00 PM

      Yeah Sarah, you better keep your two older daughters indoors unless they're both dressed in high-Visibility safety vests. I hear those old redneck pervies like to shoot them pigs from heelio-copters.

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  4. You know, every gun-caused death of an innocent person is tragic, but in a strange way, I am glad to see more of the commentary and cartoons taking a humorous approach to gun nuts and their unnatural relationships with their deadly sex toys.

    The tide may not have been turned by tragedy after tragedy, but it may be starting to turn as people are beginning to point and laugh at these assholes for the insecure losers that they are.

    In other words, Real Men don't need Open Carry. I was living in California as the attitude toward smoking changed from it being a cool, grownup, daring, sophisticated, sexy habit to something that people did standing next to dumpsters while shivering in the rain.

    Are we afraid of these morons? Yes, of course, we'd be fools not to fear people with the poor judgement to wander around public areas and crowds with large, dangerous, unnecessary weapons.

    That doesn't mean we can't express our utter contempt for them, though.

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    1. Anonymous2:50 PM

      Look at the size of that gun. Nugent must be really, really teeny tiny. We all know he is a blow hard and a coward. Does he ever go anywhere without a huge, honking gun, I wonder Maybe he wants to keep people from getting too close, he may still be using his pants as a bathroom.

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  5. Anonymous10:10 AM

    We the people of the State of Kansas had better wake up and ass kick Brownback and Kobach to the curb at the next election. Common sense has been bred out of the ultra right wing Republican Party and they are trying to educate their off spring to vote against their better self interests as well.

    Kansas was once called the Free State.....a liberal, thoughtful place. WTF happened? Brownback's tax cuts did not increase revenue by encouraging businesses to move here. We are supposed to have great schools in my affluent county....cheap housing....and chain everything goods, services, and food. The best kiddie soccer and ball fields that money can buy. Brownback cut taxes and now his tightwad coin purse is flatter and not fatter.

    Toto, you should be glad you're not in Kansas anymore.

    RJ in Brownbackistan

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  6. Anonymous10:16 AM

    "pig killin friend of mine."
    O.M.G. What is happening to this country? Not to mention the low educational level-'killin'

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    1. Anonymous10:52 AM

      Or the need for a hyphen between pig and killin [sic].

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  7. Anonymous10:25 AM

    O/T but SUCK ON THIS you right wing, GOP, treasonous, racist, destructive, obstructionist assholes! You did all you could to fuck up his presidency and STILL...

    President Obama Makes History By Accomplishing 100% of His Domestic Agenda

    Obama’s presidency is no longer historic just because of his race, but also because this president has accomplished 100% of his domestic agenda.

    Jonathan Chait summed it up, “On January 20, 2009, when Obama delivered his inaugural address as president, he outlined his coming domestic agenda in two sentences summarizing the challenges he identified: “Homes have been lost, jobs shed, businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly, our schools fail too many, and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet.” Those were the four major areas of domestic reform: economic recovery measures, health-care reform, a response to climate change, and education reform. (To the justifiable dismay of immigration advocates, Obama did not call for immigration reform at the time, and immigration reform is now the only possible remaining area for significant domestic reform.) With the announcement of the largest piece of his environmental program last Monday, Obama has now accomplished major policy responses on all these things.”

    The fact that Obama has accomplished everything that he has while confronting unprecedented Republican obstruction makes what he has done all the more incredible. Republicans set out to block the entire Obama agenda, and make him a one term president. They failed on both points.

    http://www.politicususa.com/2014/06/09/president-obama-history-accomplishing-100-domestic-agenda.html

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/06/obama-has-now-fulfilled-his-4-big-promises.html

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  8. Anonymous10:34 AM

    He "takes our fight to the enemies of America everyday [sic]."

    Is he taking the fight to the sovereign citizens and KKK who are the enemies of America? If not, why not?

    Separately, we can tell that Nugent got many of his ideas and vocabulary words from Sister Sarah, but he doesn't have enough money or sense to run his manifesto past a person who knows spelling, grammar and punctuation.

    Agreed, those are not crucial skills in this fight against the enemies of America, but the illiteracy is so blatant that one knows that it wasn't written by an educated writer. Someone who didn't pay attention in English class -- or during History or civics, either.

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  9. Anonymous10:45 AM

    O/T but this is really funny! They are so frickin' freaked about Hillary that they can't help themselves...

    Republicans Freak Out Over Hillary Clinton’s Book Interviews and Demand Equal Time

    Reince Preibus’s RNC is so worried about Hillary Clinton’s round of media appearances to promote her new book that they are demanding equal time from the networks that will be interviewing her.

    RNC chairman Reince Priebus put out a statement dripping with fear as he announced that they were distributing a briefing book of anti-Clinton talking points to be used by Republicans. Priebus said, “It’s clear Hillary Clinton is testing the waters for a 2016 run for the White House but questions continue to surface about her failed record at the State Department from Benghazi to the Russian Reset and Boko Haram. Hillary is trying to have it both ways, trying to distance herself from Obama’s failed policies that Americans don’t like and using those same policies to try to run for President. We are going to make sure voters have all the facts about the Clinton-Obama foreign policy.”

    CNN reported that Republicans are asking networks that are going to be interviewing former Sec. Clinton about her book to give them equal time:

    http://www.politicususa.com/2014/06/09/republicans-freak-hillary-clintons-book-interviews-demand-equal-time.html

    The RNC has also released a laughingly bad 47 page briefing book for Republicans that blames every bad that happened internationally during Obama’s first term on Hillary Clinton.

    http://www.gop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Hillary-Bad-Choices.pdf

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    1. Anonymous11:30 AM

      How Often Has Hillary Been Depicted as Crazy, Scary, or Masculine on Magazine Covers?

      Hillary Clinton has spent the last 25 years under intense media scrutiny, with almost no aspect of her personal life, her politics, her appearance, her sex, or her age not placed under the microscope at one point or another. As one of the most powerful, interesting, and at times confounding women in the public eye, she’s graced her fair share of magazine covers in that time – although “graced” may not be the best way to put it.

      http://www.mediaite.com/online/how-often-has-hillary-been-depicted-as-crazy-scary-or-masculine-on-magazine-covers/

      http://www.politico.com/magazine/gallery/2014/04/covering-hillary-a-visual-history/001779-025648.html#.U5YLNCjZ7kI

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    2. Anonymous11:44 AM

      Well, I am sure that the networks will cooperate. Then the Democratic politicians should DEMAND equal time on the Sunday gop propaganda shows. Every week little Johnny McCain is on, plus Senetorette Foghorn Leghorn. Remember recently when the President wanted to be on TV, to make an announcement and ALL the networks refused? Rancid Pieface will whine until he gets his way, just watch. They are TERRIFIED of Hillary, because they have nobody running on their side with any intelligence whatsoever. Would not surprise me if little Johnny runs again, he just loves to have his ugly mug on TV.

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    3. Anita Winecooler5:39 PM

      Yet all of them cut our of briefing hearings at the White House, get made up, and run as fast as they can to be interviewed on Fox News complaining President Obama has been "inaccessible" Give me a break, what are they going to talk about worth hearing????

      Today, there was a commercial of an interview Hillary Clinton's doing with Diane Sawyer. One rwnj at work was in a tizzie and lost her permanent. Wanna know why?




      Hillary Clinton, former First Lady who ran for President and lost was wearing OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! A Pants Suit! IT's a subliminal message for her fans to give money, vote for her, it means she's RUNNING! LMAO

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  10. Anony Moose10:49 AM

    BWAAHAAHAAHAA!
    He looks like one hell of a goofy dork!
    BTW, Nutless, draft dodgers are not allowed to talk about our warriors. You haven't earned the right.

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    1. Anonymous11:46 AM

      I think all the drugs Teddy took affected what little brain power he had. Does he only feel like a man when he is hauling that huge weapon around? He likes shooting so much, he should have gone into the service. COWARD.

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  11. Anonymous11:36 AM

    "He’s also an avid hunter and backstrap BloodBrother who’s a dear pig killin friend of mine. Here’s a picture of us hunting hogs together in Texas just before we rallied to legalize helicopter pig hunting!"

    Is that true? Or is that snark? They think it is OK to hunt from a helicopter?

    That's just plain sick. And not the least bit "manly".

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    1. Anonymous7:46 PM

      What a great honor it must be for the Jayhawk to be a fellow pig-fucker with a former celebrity guitar player!!!

      Mmmm Hmmm, that's sure somethin' to hang your hat on there, bagger boy.

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  12. Anonymous2:55 PM

    What a joke these wing nutter "B-list celebrities" are! Ted reminds me of a professional wrestler I met once at a pool party thrown by a local attorney who was running for City Council. He had been on Ted Turner's superstation wrestling program back during the time Turner owned the Braves and his media empire was taking off. I recognized the wrestler and said hello to him and told him I had been a fan back when I was an undergrad. Later, he overheard me later telling an older friend at the party how my interviews were going thru placement at the B-school I was graduating from in a few months. Wrestler dude broke into the conversation and (with a straight face) told me that if I needed a reference, he'd put in a good word for me. I couldn't help but laugh because it sounded so preposterous that I assumed he was joking, but his face turned red, and he said something like "Hey man, I know all the big honchos in Atlanta AND New York." I was polite and thanked him and said I'd get his contact info from him before I left. After a few drinks, I was headed out and he called out to me to wait up. He walked toward me and handed me a promo glossy pic of him in his wrestling trunks. He had written "To my good friend," and signed his name, plus he had written his home phone number on the back of the picture.

    I left that photo in my car for a couple of months because it was such a great conversation piece, but of course there was no damn way I'd have ever used him as a reference, for several reasons, all of them obvious. I think about that whenever I see these types of shills likeThe Nooge or Stupid Sarah pretending to be important, yet it's always so easy to discern that anyone depending on Sarah or Ted for an endorsement don't have a fucking clue to begin with.

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  13. Anonymous3:06 PM

    Ted "Kill Get A Thrill" owns FENCED acreage called Sunrize Acres where for a mere 600 a piece you can kill either one hog or a ram with your choice of weapons, either a bow or a gun.It's being advertised as a great way to treat Dad for Fathers Day.

    Gee, they can basically shoot tame fenced in animals! everyone is guaranteed to go home with a hog or a ram, wow that's some manly talented hunting going on there. Teddy boy is a fraud, no real hunter i know would admit to a sham hunt like that.

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  14. New caption:
    "Charter members of the Itty-Bitty Dick Club"

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    1. Anonymous7:52 PM

      Some say thst Ted's manhood never grew to the point where it could be referred to as a dick of any size.

      Only a teenie weenie.

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  15. Anita Winecooler5:42 PM

    Has the patriot who dodged the draft by shitting his pants ever visited the memorial at Wasilla High named for "The Warrior Within"? NO? Then he's got no right to open his rodent mouth.

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