However as it turns out, we had plenty of company on Twitter.
Some rather imaginative company at that. Specifically under #palintvshows.
Two and Half Brain Cells #PalinTVShows
— Cenk Uygur (@cenkuygur) July 28, 2014
Back Alley McBeal #PalinTVShows
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) July 28, 2014
#palintvshows All in the Family. Except Levi. We hate that guy.
— James VanLaningham (@jdvanlaningham) July 28, 2014
The Big Benghazi Theory #PalinTVShows
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) July 28, 2014
Here Comes Honey Cariboubou #palintvshows
— Pat Jenkins (@TrickyMoo) July 29, 2014
The Walking Brain Dead #PalinTVShows
— Stefan Gudnason (@StefanGudnason) July 29, 2014
True Grift #PalinTVShows
— Steve Hobbs (@stevejhobbs) July 29, 2014
Well you get the idea.I predicted way back in 2009 that someday Palin would be nothing but a joke told on late night comedy shows.
Who knew that she would take such an active part in making that prediction a reality?
Check out sound cloud - Rocky Mountain Mike has a tune going - Dumbed Down sung to the tune of Sundown (Gorden Lightfoot)
ReplyDeleteEarthymama/Chicago
Link?
DeleteI googled it...hilarious
DeleteThat should become IM's theme song
DeleteLove Rocky Mountain Mike & the girls! He's a regular contributor to the Stephanie Miller show. She absolutely SLAYED Palin this morning. One caller said he's watch if he could turn the sound off & Palin took off her top. Hubby said he's be in for a disappointment for sure!
Delete1000+
DeleteOh, GAWD, that was downright perfect!
DeleteBut it has totally ruined Sundown for me. Not that I listen to Gordon Lightfoot anymore.
Here are a couple more good ones I read...
ReplyDelete"House of Discards"
"Unmarried With Children"
lol...i like it
DeleteHere's one I liked...
DeleteBrian Paul Stuart @BrianPaulStuart 9h
#PalinTVShows "Here Comes Johnny's Boo-Boo!"
I like Honey Cariboubou best.
ReplyDeleteGood ones! I read a few yesterday that were damn funny. If they haven't yet, I can't wait until the Wonketteers let loose. I'll have to go look.
ReplyDeleteShe gets all her shows, reality, etc. and it makes her happy to share with her flock. But they never last, just one term. She will never catch on.....
ReplyDeleteI was signing up for SarahTV .. and fortunately quit half way through the process.
ReplyDeleteFTW! (FTW= For The Win!)
DeleteGryphen, can we all agree to stop calling this transparent money grab a "channel"?
ReplyDeleteIt's nothing more than a vanity website produced by the inadequate and paid for by the gullible.
And in reality, it's probably a whole lot less.
Calling her pathetic site a channel is the media equivalent of calling your 3-wheeled peddle-powered ice cream cart "AMALGAMATED FROZEN DESERTS INTERNATIONAL, INC."
YES SIR! You nailed it! It's a vanity website. I'm gonna start calling it that from now on.
DeleteMartha Stewart Living vs Sarah Palin Living Vibrantly
ReplyDeleteRJ in Brownbackistan
"Breaking Bald"
ReplyDeleteStarring Sarah's wig collection
Ouch! Good one.
DeleteThis thing has backfire written all over it.
LMAO!
Deletefavorite
DeleteCan't wait until she "accidentally" leaves a camera on. Fun times!
DeleteWest Wingnut.
ReplyDeleteSezme Street.
Blob Squad.
Different Dolts.
Perks and Wrecks.
I Lie.
Greatest American Dipshit.
Grim.
Once Upon a Lie.
#RNC RED NECK CONVENTION. Why does Sarah Palin wear American Flag jewelry? She should be wearing A.I.P. Flag jewelry for Traitors. The Skank is in love with herself, BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Hey Tri-g, who is your Mama?
ReplyDeleteGryphen, why are you using the word 'channel' when it's just a website with videos. It's not any sort of channel, so you are just perpetuating the lie that Sarah has started. It's video log, there's no channel involved, so I'm not sure why you are calling it such other than she is using that to try to market it as something bigger than it is. I refuse to call it anything other than a website, and it's no different than any other website that has videos. So please stop reinforcing her lies, ok?
ReplyDeleteCan't blame Gryphen for this one - It's internet television and the website hosts are commonly called 'channels'.
DeleteWe're in a transition between old-style television and live-streaming internet broadcasts. Using older jargon is a way to bridge the gaps.
Just like how we use ;cut and paste' when on the internet we don't really cut or paste anything at all - but the term created back in the 1950's era of editing a newspaper still conveys a clear, familiar message.
Although in this case I prefer to think of Palin's attempt at self-broadcasting as more of a gutter than a channel :)
-Oz.
@1016
Deletethe fact remains that calling it a 'channel' is a sad and doomed-to-fail attempt as 943am says "to try to market it as something bigger than it is."
It makes no difference what they call it, they're using the term for marketing, you fool. It's not a channel, it's a website. They can call it whatever they want, but it's NOT THAT, so your argument is flat. And I stand by what I said, it's NOT a channel, it's a website with videos. And last I knew Gryphen was devoted to truth and the truth is it is not a channel. Right? Use your dictionary if you don't believe me.
Deletechan·nel
2.
a band of frequencies used in radio and television transmission, especially as used by a particular station.
web·site
noun
Computing
a location connected to the Internet that maintains one or more pages on the World Wide Web.
Just because it has videos, doesn't change anything. News sites have videos, blog have videos, it's a website behind a pay wall, that's it.
Any person can also set up a YouTube channel to upload their videos.
DeleteAnonymous11:20 AM
Deleteplease send us the link when you find them. thanks!
The implication that it is a channel means 24/7 programming,with the channel owner paying for shows for the "subscribers." Those who are calling this a glorified subscription you tube website are correct.
DeleteWho in their right mind would pay $10/month for what they get on Facebook for free?
ReplyDeleteWhy buy the Cow when her milk is free!
DeleteYeah, why buy the cow when you can get it for free...didn't you learn anything from brisket et.al. lol
DeleteWhy buy the cow when you know she's a dried up old cow with dangling empty udders, after many bouts of mastitis, and even when she was producing, she had a penchant for eating wild garlic, skunkweed and poison ivy, thus spoiling the milk for any use?
DeleteThis groundbreaking endeavor (she's a marketing flippin' genious!) will show the world Sarah's "popularity" is a myth.
ReplyDeleteSarah's financial woes left her no choice but to stick her neck out.
She will have her head handed back to her on a silver platter.
I know her PAC funds are dwindling but could she and her family really have spent all of the money that she's earned since 2008? It's been estimated that she earned nearly 15 million between her speeches, book sales and Fox contract from 2008-2012. Lop off half for taxes and that still leaves $7.5 million bucks. She purchased the AZ house but the PAC pays for all of her travel. I just don't see her being desperate for money, as much as she is desperate for attention, hence the new gig.
Delete10:19
DeleteI think they are paying A LOT of people A LOT of money for their silence on MANY issues.
Anon @ 10:19am
DeleteMultiple properties, multiple families all living the highlife. Money goes pretty darned fast when no one is working.
10:19,
DeleteLOL!
Legal fees. Levi alone keeps her curled up in the fetal position.
Hence, taking gigs at auto shows.
And selling her children off to the highest bidders.
There is not one person on Earth who feels more humiliated and prostituted that Lou Sarah.
Okay, I exaggerate.
Todd is the bigger bitch.
Anonymous 10:19 Banks refuse to lend money to lottery winners because they usually have no clue how to handle finances, making them high-risk. Since the Palin family lack much education, it wouldn't be surprising to learn they have blown their easy money.
DeleteYep. Bet that Toad had to invest some of the remainder to get that gig at Rainbow Lodge.
Delete‘The most boring reality show ever’: Cenk Uygur mocks Sarah Palin’s ‘news’ channel
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/28/the-most-boring-reality-show-ever-cenk-uygur-mocks-sarah-palins-news-channel/
True Grift #PalinTVShows, prefectly describes the woman & her KLAN.
ReplyDeleteHa ha, True Grift. The best one yet!
DeleteA rhinestone-studded sweater and a flag necklace can mean only one thing -- she's appealing to the trailer-park folk. My, what a far, far cry from the tasteful outfits the Repubs made her wear during the campaign. No wonder they want nothing to do with her.
ReplyDelete"Valley Trash" has no CLASS.
DeleteShe's going to be the white trash Oprah
DeleteI don't know about that. Oprah is educated and has class.
Delete$carah is much closer to Maury for content, and Rush Limpballs for vitriol and viciousness. But now she's a competitor for their $'s. Uh oh!
DeleteI see she;s trying to do her "sexy-granny" look in the launching video, and although I don't agree with her she actually spoke more clearly.
ReplyDeleteThis might have been recorded months ago....
DeleteI am really enjoying reading all the comments made by the vast number of people who hate this grifting sham of a woman, it is going to be fabulous watching old seditious sarah make her last gasp, gasp, puff, puff at relevance, bwhahahahahahahh
ReplyDeleteThe episode where Track teaches Piper how to make meth is my favorite so far.
ReplyDeleteI look forward to the "Cooking Section" where Piper reads the directions off the cake mix box to $carah. The "Word of the Day" hosted by Sally. Words such as "Grifter" "Scammer" Maybe Chuckles Sr. will have a secion "Words of Wisdom" such as "Kids are always losing their underwear"
DeleteThe photo of Palin used at the top of this article, cover her
ReplyDeletemouth and nose and take a good look at those dead, evil
eyes. They look demonic!
the cross eyed brain dead skank looks like she's had a stroke as off kilter as her face is
DeleteMore great titles added today:
ReplyDeleteDeborah N. Tornello @litbrit · 4h
Not Veep #PalinTVShows
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Pat Jenkins @TrickyMoo · 5h
Law & Order: Perpetual Victims Unit #palintvshows
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Pat Jenkins @TrickyMoo · 5h
Resignfeld #palintvshows
And in the 'general commentary' category:
The Daily Edge @TheDailyEdge
MT @richardhine The Sarah Palin Channel. 50% about how Obama is destroying your life; 50% about how great Sarah Palin's life is under Obama
Perpetual Victims Unit, now that made me spit out my lunch.
DeleteBest one, yet!
DeleteMama Chloe @mamachloe615
ReplyDeleteThe Sorest Loser #PalinTVShows
Keeping up with The Palins.
ReplyDeleteOr better yet, "Keeping Behind with the Palins."
DeleteGreen Acre$
ReplyDeleteThe (Inb)red $keleton $how
My Three Illegitimate Grandbabie$
Bonan$$$a
Fraud $quad
Leaver It To $chemer
$even Bribe$ for $even Grifter$
Around the World in 80 Payme$
Ma and Pa Cacamaime
Was Your$, Now Mine and Now Our$
OMG!!
Delete(Inb) red skeleton show!!!!!
Truly inspired.
I love pithy people!!!
Ninny and the Molester (Nanny and the Professor)
DeleteGeneral Hospital (That doesn’t do high risk births)
DeleteOne Lie to Live
SpongeBob Squarebelly
Really Oddparents (Fairly Oddparents)
I Knarly (I Carly)
Drunk and Sloshed (Drake and Josh)
I love that she's still got room for her old dusty globe, where there are two Germanys, two Koreas, the Belgian Congo, and the territories of Hawaii and Alaska .
ReplyDeleteTri-G: How I Met Your Mother
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteMother Jones Magazine
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/07/robert-dowlut-nra-murder-mystery
"The story of how Dowlut walked away from a murder conviction and rose through the ranks of the NRA has never been told publicly. It begins with the transcript of his murder trial, part of a 2,100-page court file obtained by Mother Jones that includes detailed closed-door testimony not heard by the jury. Despite a series of phone calls and detailed written requests seeking comment for this article, Dowlut did not respond, nor did his wife. It is unclear whether he has ever disclosed his past to any colleagues—Hardy told me he had "no idea" about the murder conviction—or to his employer; LaPierre and other NRA leaders also did not respond to multiple requests for comment."
The Jewish Federation of Greater Seattle this morning called for the resignation of a National Rifle Association lobbyist who reportedly linked gun control to the Holocaust.
Deletehttp://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/2014/07/jewish-federation-demands-resignation-of-nra-lobbyist/
The Antique Rogue Show
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/WiselinePRT/status/494177321776324609
OMG what vacation fun!!
ReplyDeleteO/T Racist Murderer George Zimmerman Now Working Night Security Because Why?
ReplyDeleteTrayvon Martin’s broke, homeless, couch-surfing murderer gave police quite a shock when they checked on a pickup truck parked outside a DeLand, Florida business after midnight on Sunday.
The officer spotted Zimmerman outside the Pompano Pat’s, a firearms, ammunition, and motorcycle shop, but told the officer he was working night security.
http://aattp.org/racist-murderer-george-zimmerman-now-working-night-security-because-why-not/
ORLANDO, Fla. - The manager and owner of a Florida business are denying reports that George Zimmerman has been hired to provide security for their business.
Deletehttp://www.cbsnews.com/news/george-zimmerman-providing-security-for-fla-gun-shop/
Yeah, 'cause only homophobic bible-beaters are patriotic...
ReplyDeleteHey Gryphen, here's hard-hitting ad you may want to see:
ReplyDeleteGun Safety Group Pressures Key GOP Senators In Dramatic TV Ad
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/28/everytown-tv-ad_n_5628482.html
Republican Voters Break With NRA On Gun Ban For Stalkers
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/28/domestic-violence-guns_n_5627330.html
Oh no.....the bug......it's catching.......am trying to quench thinking up Sarah program shows.........
ReplyDeleteLove Cenk Uyger's. They are hilarious.
Sarah, how about "Pac Woman" for a game show? Try to catch the little woman with her mouth gaping open, as she gobbles up all the gold coins in her PAC.
There's no business like show business when Sarah's involved. She's going to get more attention than she bargained for. Give her a few more weeks and she'll quit.
Todd can join her channel with another round of "What's in it for Me".
ReplyDeleteA Pimp, and a whore teach their family to grift
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin for Dummies
Send me more money fools
Who is my daddy?
Who is my mommy?
Hypocrites on parade
Numb skull Narcissist
How to get away with hoaxes
Sponge Bob Square belly rides again
Turd Nugent is my shitty friend
tha'ts the best frame of her face ...lol...she actually looks like sorry ass sally, aka dotty heath.
ReplyDeleteMy entry went to the wrong place in your earlier post.
ReplyDeletePBS (Palin Bull-Shitting)
I think they took the belly bump it and made The Green Screen Granny some strap on boobies.
ReplyDeleteSome I laughed at and some my own:
ReplyDeleteTwo And A Half Terms - Minus Two Terms
PUNKED. Sarah tricks Piper into believing that her fake bus tour for president is a family vacation.
30 Minutes
I Married A Syntax Murderer
50 AND PREGNANT. Sarah gives surprise birth to triplets and names them Quitter, Bitter and Twitter.
Dude, Where's My Balls? Comedic journey of Todd who eventually finds them in Sarah's purse that he's been carrying all along.
Progressive Fear Factor
EXTREME WEIGHT GAIN. Starring Bristle, the only person in DWTS history to gain 35 lbs. while dancing. 9 month series.
On the Broken Record With Greta Van Susteren
Informercial. WORD SALAD SHOOTER.
How I (Wish I Never) Met Your Mother starring Levi Johnston.
CHOPPED. Sarah must cook a 3 course meal consisting of foreleg of wolf shot from a helicopter, turkey heads, & moose testicles.
The X-Files. FBI Agents investigate spontaneous combustion of church file cabinet containing famous DS baby adoption records.
Billy Graham Hour After 256 natives die of starvation the Rev & Guv take a plate of Starbuck cookies and bibles to the wrong villages.
Royal Pains. After discovering the Queen doesn't rule England, Sarah is crushed to learn Thatcher refuses photo-op with her.
99629. A Wasilla family tries to go Hollywood but wonder why elitists avoid them after stealing gifts from the Oscar tent.
Twin Peaks. Infomercial for inflatable bra that goes back and forth between a A-cup and a D-cup depending on the audience.
Scrubs. Half governor takes three years to deliver states emails after she scrubs them with magic markers and shreds the rest.
The De-Mentalist. Half gov goes to work for Fake News to impeach the President who is out to kill her baby with death panels.
Private Practice. Starring shadow governor and pimp to the Secret Service, Todd Palin.
Elementary - That's As Far As We Got
The Big Windbag Theory
True Blood Libel
Alaskafornication
Three Men and a Baby (by All of Them)
ReplyDelete"Impeach and Prayer Hour"
ReplyDeleteImmigration Hour - Today's Topic: "Keeping watch from your porch" and "How to block em' with your hover-rounds"
ReplyDeleteLazy ass chuckie has a "porch" shit going on on his FB
DeleteFrom the Twitter feed...man, these people are hysterical! And Hannity is not happy that we're not talking about BENGHAZI, he's all over the thread.
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/hashtag/palintvshows?f=realtime&src=hash
The Talk (Too Much)
Dancing with The Stars & Bars
This Old Moose
Married...with Premature Children
Northern Over Exposure
Yuck Dynasty. Fake and Chat Scam
So you know your not smarter than a fifth grader
Married A Syntax Murderer
CSI(Completly So Ignorant)Alaska
Dumb Dinasty
Disgrace The Nation
Shady Bunch
The Walking Braindead
Drunk Dynasty
and my all time favorite:
50 AND PREGNANT. Sarah gives surprise birth to triplets and names them Quitter, Bitter and Twitter.
Mine too hahahha thank you.
Deletecatbirdx
That is great! 50 and pregnant! just hilarious
DeleteThese are really good. Laughed so much that it hurts.
DeleteFor our UK friends:
ReplyDeleteCall the (pretend) Midwife
Patriotic and vibrant tunes: Rebel Yell (Billy Idol)
ReplyDeleteYou Light up My Life (Debbie Boone)
Sarah Channel favorite movies: "Speed 1 and Speed 2"
With a rebel yell, she cried, "S'mores, S'mores, S'mores!
DeleteDude, Where's My Balls? Comedic journey of Todd who eventually finds them in Sarah's purse that he's been carrying all along.
ReplyDeleteSix Feet Under (The story of Palin's political career)
ReplyDeleteBabble-on 5
ReplyDeleteThe Revengers
Band of (AIP) Brothers
Adventures of Robin the "hood
The Addicts Family
"How to be a Homophobe"
ReplyDeleteVideos on how "Franklin and Greta Fish without ME"
"15-minute cookie recipes for those human emergencies"
Dar (dead at 54) Miller, Where Are you?
ReplyDelete"Mayday" - The Doomed Flight of August 9. 2001
DeleteAre You Smarter Than A 5th Of Vodka?
ReplyDeleteFor outdoors and Hobbies: "Club and Shoot" "Rat Catching with Sally and Chuck" "Minors and Tents"
ReplyDeleteOff topic more Hobby Lobby "christianity."
ReplyDeletehttp://rhrealitycheck.org/article/2014/07/29/hobby-lobby-allegedly-fired-employee-due-pregnancy/
"“Christians Are Not Free to Sue Other Christians”
One thing that sets apart Hobby Lobby’s arbitration policy from most corporations is its allowance for Christian-influenced arbitration. The mutual arbitration agreement Allen signed gives employees the option of choosing to find an arbitrator either through the nonprofit American Arbitration Association (AAA)—the largest dispute-resolution service provider in the United States—or the Institute for Christian Conciliation (ICC).
The latter is run by a Billings, Montana-based nonprofit called Peacemaker Ministries and administers “Christian conciliation,” which is a form of religious arbitration described on its website as “a process for reconciling people and resolving disputes out of court in a biblical manner.” It’s a type of conflict resolution geared toward churches and Christian organizations. (Jewish and Muslim organizations use similar types of religious arbitration to handle disputes.)"
Maybe that explains why Sarah never sued... never mind, missed the christian part.
"a process for reconciling people and resolving disputes out of court in a biblical manner"
DeleteYou mean like stoning and crucifixion?
O/T Jesse Ventura won his defamation lawsuit against Chris Kyle's estate. Another Sarah Palin curse strikes again.
ReplyDelete"Meth in a bottle"
ReplyDeleteO/T Jesse Ventura won his defamation lawsuit against Chris Kyle's estate. Another Sarah Palin curse strikes again.
ReplyDeleteBristol's "What-Not Hour"
ReplyDelete!!! Perfection.
DeleteCurb Your Plagiarism
ReplyDeleteThe Hood Wife
Father Knows Best (drug mix for mom)
Family Lies
Love that pic of Palin: The twerp who thinks she has it all figured out. "Her Derpishness" is quite the tool.
ReplyDeleteThe Hood Wife
ReplyDelete(can't) Get Smart
Dull House
Family Lies
So, Sally Heath is going to do a word of the day feature. How about starting with this one, Sal: "loser" (or "quitter," I'll leave it to you to choose which one.)
ReplyDeleteMake Room for (trial) Daddy
ReplyDelete(How many) Kids in the Hall
Lie-low and Bitch
It's Always Sunny in Griftadelphia
(This is as much fun as the Sarah Palin anagrams from a few years ago!!!)
Sarah Palin IN CHARGE!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpY3OsJUA9I&feature=youtu.be
Webitched
ReplyDeleteawesome!!!
DeleteMeet the Mess
ReplyDeleteDon't Meet The Press
DeleteAlaska State Bloopers
DeleteTwInflatable Peaks
ReplyDeleteGrifter Who
The Price Is Right
Lawless and Disordered
"The Deadliest Sn*tch"
ReplyDelete(hey, it's AK, fishing and everything!)
BTW, did anyone hear the Bot who called Stephanie Miller this morning? He literally sounded like he needed to be strapped down and tranquilized. Gist of the call was that when Sarah "takes over from Beerack Hose-aine", there will be a "revolution" by her followers, and the "first to be hung" would be Stephanie (for "lying" about Poopsie being snockered during her CO speech). Then, he added, they would "kill all the liberals". He sounded insane, scary, dedicated (if you can call it that) and serious. Steph and Jim were a LITTLE taken aback after realizing it wasn't snark, kept telling the guy that he was being seditious and did he have proof that her supporters would revolt before or after she "took charge"? I'd bet the freak was either slathering or taking care of himself during the call. Ah, Sarah, you only attract the very best, doncha? I'm sure this asshole was just living full-out, pedal-to-the-metal "vibrantly", and that Steph will be replaying the call in the future...
Yes. I was wonder when somebody would post about this.
DeleteI bet you ANYTHING it was one of Sea O' Pea pods.
I haven't kept track but it sure seems like a lot of this talk about violence or overthrow has been going on way too long. Some people are talking about plans. I would like to see several of them get busted. It's not just seditious, it is conspiracy. Even if only the fruitcake seditious ones are heard mouthing off.
DeleteLove Meghan's comment, “I got all the Sarah Palin I need for one lifetime.”
ReplyDelete(http://www.politico.com/story/2014/07/meghan-mccain-sarah-palin-channel-109492.html#ixzz38tUcdzJu)
hahaha!
Bristles and $carah will attack her next.
DeleteMeghan McCain is far more honest than her Dad - John McCain!!!
DeleteHey, Meghan, sweetheart, spill baby, spill!!! Do tell what daddy knew and when, you're smart, and just think what it'll do for your ratings!!!!!
DeleteGo for it! Go big or go home!!
Getting Personal. Bristle accuses Sasha & Malia of watching too many episodes of Glee because Tribb yells it has fa**ots in it #PalinTVShows
ReplyDeleteBristle has ALWAYS attacked the president's daughters. She has no class and she doesn't care whether she attacks children, the elderly, the disabled, and especially minorities. Bristol is a fukin bully. And I see they're rerunning blogs etc. The attack towards the presidents daughters is a couple of years old.
DeleteShe's nothing but a cow.
So it's nothing but shit WE HAVE ALL seen...lol..and her followers are paying for it? LOL
DeleteTripp is hidden while his baby teeth are falling out. Bristol would not want the World to know that she LIED about Tripp's birth date. Bristol must be ashamed of her other babies, she only takes photos with Tripp. Learn to close your tree trunk legs, Bristol. None of the 'Trial Daddies' will marry you. Willow seems to have the same problem with 'Trial Daddies'. Who wants to marry a woman who is constantly monitored by her Mama?
DeleteConsider the source. She's got nothing better to do than slam kids half her age over how much smarter they are than Nancy is/was even with a degree.
Deletehahahaha I can't get the Sarah Palin channel because the fillings in my teeth not tuned properly.
ReplyDeleteQuestion: since $arah now has her own video 'channel' on the Internets, just WHO PROVIDES THE TV CAMERAS and the studio??? Is it still the same stuff from Fox Noise? Was it in her contract, that $he could keep it all after they did not re-hire her???
ReplyDeleteGood question. Fox built her a fine, nice studio with an apartment over the top of it, plus room for Todd to keep all his toys. The Palins made out pretty well on that deal, didn't they?
DeleteAs Todd was heard saying, "What's in it for us?" It's all about what the grifters can get for themselves.
I'm sure it's Fox' shit. They work together even if they pretend they are independent. It's a symbiotic relationship.
DeleteIt's TAPP, not Fox. Fox has cut her loose.
DeleteIt's kind of like "Big Brother" meets "Addamms Family"
DeleteAnother awful photo of Palin...she is looking more and more like her mother!
ReplyDeleteI thought that WAS her mother. lol
Deletethat's a "she"? Could have fooled me!
Delete$carah is the new Sally and Sally is now Dotty (heath) Sandusky.
DeleteThank you , thank you for this Gryphen, I especially love the Honey Cariboubou....
ReplyDeleteAmazing one can be so effin' greedy that they can be completely oblivious to the fact that 98% of the American population is disgusted with her hateful rhetoric and snickers at her blatant ignorance.
ReplyDeleteMatSu Valley DEA
ReplyDeleteWell it turns out Sally is just like Sarah when it comes to spelling, and her word of the day is: "Fuck you", or as she spell it "factious."
ReplyDeleteAlso, they are posting old shit that everyone has already read and heard, and now $carah, a college drop-out claims to be an expert on the war or "the truth" regarding the "war in Israel."
Factious:
Deletegiven to faction; dissentious: A factious group was trying to undermine the government.
Where are they getting these words...the AIP handbook?
I saw the sarah's "expert" video on Israel and she lost me right away, while she tried to make her voice deeper, and you can see the marionette mouth &folds.. anyway she basically said the Palestinians are getting what they deserve even if it includes killing children who belong to the "death cult children."
ReplyDeleteWhat a schmuck! Who finds pleasure in innocent children's deaths? "Death cult children"? Where did she copy that from?
DeleteThe grifter "happy anniversary" to mom video is ridiculous! She's trying to talk sexy & little girlish, and tried to dress suggestive by wearing a red sweatshirt with the zipper down! LOL ,
ReplyDeleteSeriously?? Lol!
DeleteShe's "poopular" now that twitter caught fire. Sarah Palin is her own worst enemy and only friend. But not only Twitter, people on the radio were imitating her slurred speech and making snide comments, I was laughing so hard, I had to pull off the road.
ReplyDeleteIf Lizz Weinstead is any barometer, the comedians are going to eviscerate Sarah Bobblehead for however long this "show" is on.
I'd LOVE to be her drug dealer, or at least get a cut, can anyone imagine how much "Postage" that is? Or is she still stealing "heath" care from Canada?
Her sweater was on the after Christmas sale at Sears for $8.99
ReplyDelete$5.99 Walmart.
DeleteFree from the "Lost and Found" box at Hobby Lobby,
DeleteI just took a look at the "channel," and they've posted pictures of Dotty & Jerry Sandusky! What a bunch of creeps. And Sarah claims to be celebrating their 53rd anniversary while trying to be sexy.
ReplyDelete$carah, Sandusky likes little boys...sorry, you're not his type. PFT!
oops! sorry, Dotty and Jerry are the spitting image of $carah's parents....my bad
DeleteI didn't read comments above; does this mean SP's semi-contract with Faux news is finally dead ?
ReplyDeleteIt's pretend dead. Faux news need an even more fringe lying voice and sarah fits their purpose...
ReplyDeleteThe screenshot above says it all. Just look at that diseased hateful lying idiot.
ReplyDeleteWhat is in her chin?
DeleteEwwww. She looks like Miss Almira Gulch.
If I can't watch it on my TV, it's not a channel.
ReplyDeletePay per view internet website? Good luck with that. It won't last a year.
Mystery Short Attention Span Theater $000
LOL
ReplyDelete@JTfour·11 hrs
#PalinTVShows
Harpy Days
Sponge of Anarchy
American Idle
That Voice
LOL! Have you seen this, Gryphen? Stephen Colbert owns the domain name TheSarahPalinChannel.com! This should be good... http://crooksandliars.com/2014/07/stephen-colbert-announces-he-owns
ReplyDeleteContent for today was Paul Revere's ride. Long Report segment.
DeleteStarted with Palin's word salad on how wrong she got his ride, then ended with Stephen riding a grocery store horsie ride trying to load a musket while ringing a school bell.
Priceless. And still made me laugh.
She is going to be so livid that not only is she being humiliated over her "channel" on Twitter but that she didn't fork out to buy the rest of the domains too.
(I have my family name for dot com, dot org and dot net. I own all three. Because my Father didn't raise no stupid children, unlike Chuck Heath.)
Colbert strikes again!!!!!!
ReplyDelete"Stephen Colbert Announces He Owns TheSarahPalinChannel.com'
"Looks like someone forgot to secure all of the domain names that could be mistaken for their new site.
This is just hilarious. Following the announcement that Sarah Palin was going to launch her own online subscription channel, and after quite a bit of mockery on that same subject, Stephen Colbert announced that they've bought thesarahpalinchannel.com.
The only Sarah Palin Channel on the internet with a definite article in the address!
Palin's new site is sarahpalinchannel.com.
It seems someone didn't bother to buy up all of the similar domain names for their new site to prevent something like this from happening. Oops. So far the new site just has one link which takes you to a Colbert Report clip mocking Palin and her version of Paul Revere's famous ride."
http://crooksandliars.com/2014/07/stephen-colbert-announces-he-owns
The only Sarah Palin Channel that includes an article.
Delete(That would be "THE" for the right wing trolls that don't get it.)
Today's content was the entire Colbert Report Paul Revere's Ride segment displaying exactly how stupid and ignorant Sarah Palin is.
Go there and take the survey. I'm sure they are gauging how long to let this play out by how many hits the site gets and the feedback. Let's keep this site going all summer.
Or until Palin abandons her "channel". Whichever comes first. I'm betting the quitter quits first.
The View...of Russia from my house
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ReplyDeleteThanks everyone. This was the funniest thread in recent history Made my day, but there's coffee spattered all over my keyboard and monitor.
ReplyDeleteChelsey Lately and crew also had a good time with this news.
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