Sunday, September 28, 2014

Wonkette listens to Sarah Palin Channel videos so that you don't have to. The poor bastards!

Palin from the Vales Voters Summit pretending she can read.
So as you all know I have flat refused to buy a subscription to the Sarah Palin Channel website so I have not been keeping my breasts up to date (Did I say that right?) as to how deep the moose shit is flowing over there.

But fortunately (Or unfortunately if you prefer) Dan Weber of Wonkette continues to update his Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report.

In today's report we learn that Palin does not really understand Catholicism or bears, is still pissed her candidate in Mississippi lost, and is fed up with political types grifting money from innocent people in order to provide bad advice.

Hang on, the mind numbing hypocrisy of that last statement made me a little light headed.

Okay I've recovered somewhat.

First up Palin responds to a question from one of her six subscribers about how often she gets to fondle Todd's equipment:

We have a subscriber asking, ‘Sarah, has Todd ever let you take control of the floatplane? If so, how long were you allowed to pilot it?’ Do I get to take control of his [Cessna] 185, or his Piper Super Cub? Is a bear Catholic, does the Pope live in the woods? No, not often.

Wonkette points out that this is not a live feed and therefore Palin had plenty of time to go back and change this response, but nope she wants to be unfiltered so unfiltered she remains.

Next the Wasilla Wendigo pisses and moans about her man Chris McDaniel losing in Mississippi and whose fault that was. (Here's a hint she does not think it's hers.)

These people who want the R by their name, they think that that’s how they’re gonna get elected, we need to have great discernment, find out who they are, and find alternatives to these RINOs. [...] We’re all incredibly disappointed by the, gosh, those tactics that the GOP machine, the Establishment, the Man, that they used in Mississippi against Chris McDaniel, an excellent, excellent patriot. [...] 

Yeah those tactics they used against McDaniel were just awful.

I mean how dare Senator Thad Cochran encourage more people, even those who are not traditionally considered Republican or conservative, to vote for him. What, does he think that the Republican party wants to expand their numbers or something?

And speaking of the kinds of people who give politicians advice to do things like reach out to independent voters,or pander to women, or Mexicans, or other brown skin people, Palin has no use for them. Oh no she doesn't!

Sometimes you have good candidates but they have GOP establishment, smooth-talkin’, knucklehead consultants as their advisors. We need to discourage good candidates from thinking that these, DC especially, advisors who are out of touch with, just, normal, everyday Americans, that these advisors know best. Especially advisors with really, really poor records. 

They’re dumb, consultants, sometimes they’re dumb, and they almost always give horrible advice, I find. They try to shape and mold the candidate. Instead of letting a good candidate just be that good candidate, that got ‘em to where they are, well now, these advisors come in, y’know they come ridin’ in, what they want to have perceived as the white horse, and they’re gonna save this campaign, and in the meantime they screw up a lot of things. 

So these consultants, I’m not impressed. and yet they keep gettin hired! They’re making hand over fist, they’re making big bucks off innocent contributors to candidates, to campaigns, not knowin’ that a lot of their money is going to these professional politicians, because they’re professional political consultants…well, that’s part of the problem. [...] Again, we live and learn, and we come back stronger. 

Oh I definitely have to agree here that the idiots who take money from innocent people while endorsing or giving advice to conservative candidates are just the lowest of the low.

I mean WHAT kind of POS would do that for a living? Especially when their advice is SO bad and does nothing to help the candidate, and in fact might ultimately doom their campaign?

You know I don't want to tell Sarah Palin how to live her life or anything (Yes I do!), but just perhaps she might consider playing some of these video back before posting them on her site.

And maybe, just maybe, having somebody who is not paid to kiss her skinny wrinkled ass listen to them as well might not be the worst idea either. Just a thought.

123 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:48 PM

    yes and at the sarah palin website the last several posts are scenes from that reality-not- show she did in alaska...........scenes from a show that was aired/still gets reruns on tlc........but those suckers born to give her money are paying to see this crap!

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    1. Anonymous5:43 PM

      Love Wonkette! Another *comedy* site afraid not to tell the truth, and this from Sarah:

      "They’re dumb, consultants, sometimes they’re dumb, and they almost always give horrible advice, I find. They try to shape and mold the candidate. Instead of letting a good candidate just be that good candidate, that got ‘em to where they are, well now, these advisors come in, y’know they come ridin’ in, what they want to have perceived as the white horse, and they’re gonna save this campaign, and in the meantime they screw up a lot of things. "
      Wow! Ya, think she was talking about Nicole Wallace or what?
      Didn't someone say she was very pissed at what Nicole said about the brawl, so palin or not surprised or whatnot? (on the view, recently)
      Holy shit.
      Love Wonkette! LOVE THEM!!!

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    2. Anonymous7:26 PM

      I think that is also directed at Steve Schmidt--just hired by Rick Perry. Her guy Rick Perry, has just betrayed her by hiring the man she hates!

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    3. Anonymous6:10 PM

      And Nicholle "It'll build up Katies self esteem" Wallace's co host gig on a show called "The View", which Sarah sat by the phone waiting to get begged to take the part. LOLZ. In unrelated news, the pussy willows along our driveway are confused. They think it's spring and have begun budding again. Poor Pussy Willows don't believe in global warming.

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  2. Anonymous4:54 PM

    now gryphen you know skank doesn't pay consultants-she pays unclassifieds!!! $115,250 for Campaign strategy & communications consulting and $340,000 for unclassifiable consulting and then you have listed entries:
    Crawford, Timothy $220,500
    3 Grey Strategies $159,500
    4 Northstar Strategies $144,500
    5 Aries Petra Consulting $112,000

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    1. Anonymous6:29 PM

      5 Aries Petra Consulting $112,000 is RAM or beckki as we call her here or just TROLL.

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    2. Anonymous9:40 PM

      4 Northstar Strategies... That is Bar$tool!

      IRS, LEVI'S LAWYER: ARE YOU READING?! (remember, Bar$tool claimed not to have earned any income in the last couple of years - even though $he supposedly has the best work ethics and is working her butt off!)

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  3. Anonymous4:59 PM

    Excuse me, $arah, but you are hardly the one to speak of dumb consultants. I might just wet myself laughing.....too late, hubby fetching towel.

    You GO girlfriend, just DO it. 2016! It is in fascination that I watch you, your family, and your ilk. College educated psychology major.

    Wow. Just WOW.

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    1. Anonymous8:20 PM

      Well, to be fair - Sarah doesn't listen to her consultants. That's pretty obvious from her behavior - either that, or she's paying a whole lot of money for shitty advice.

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  4. Anonymous5:09 PM

    OH, here it is at last! That whole spiel about consultants is directed (sideways, of course) at Nicole Wallace! Bet you anything. It's a way of getting her licks in without appearing sour (which she is) about Wallace's coup in getting on The View. Delicious!

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    1. Anonymous7:43 PM

      And Steve Schmidt, too, also.

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    2. Anonymous1:07 AM

      Sarah thinks she would be sitting at "1400 Pennsyvania Avenue" if it wasn't for Nicole Wallace and Steve Schmidt. "Instead of letting a good candidate just be that good candidate, that got ‘em to where they are, well now, these advisors come in, y’know they come ridin’ in...". Hahaha She actually thinks she was a good candidate.

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    3. Anonymous6:23 AM

      she's an incompetent, incoherent twit. she's delusional to think she could handle the vice presidency, she couldn't handle being mayor of bumfuck, alaska. tawd was the governor when she was supposed to be, he probably had his aip subversives calling the shots during that debacle..

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  5. Anonymous5:17 PM

    Amazing. Can you imagine the word salad she'd serve if she ran a live feed and took calls from subscribers without prescreening them?

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  6. Anonymous5:18 PM

    Those dumb consultants were so dumb they talked John McCain into picking Palin. She owes Steve Schmidt everything!

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    1. Anonymous7:45 PM

      I think that it was the Religious Right and the Neo-cons who chose Palin. The Neo-cons visited Alaska in the summer of 2007 and that might have started the whole thing. Originally, McCain wanted Joe Lieberman, and the Republicans would not have approved his choice which is why the Conservatives and the Religious Right got to pick.

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  7. Anonymous5:22 PM

    "Especially advisors with really, really poor records."

    Did she forget that Schmidt ran successful campaigns prior to the McCain mess?

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    1. Anonymous6:07 PM

      Which of Sarah's advisors were giving her advice on Troopergate and Dairygate?

      That ought to be enough to get a " really, really poor record."

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  8. "Whatever"5:35 PM

    At the bottom of the Wonkette post:

    "Also, the Palins got a new dog. Its name is Jill Hadassah for some reason, and we would have video of all of this if the Palin folks hadn’t slapped our YouTube account with a couple copyright claims."

    So the Palin folks slap others with copyright claims of using their videos which they post also, too, on Facebook.

    Technically they have a right to hold onto their material, but most website/businesses figure the distribution, and reaching a new audience is worth letting it ride. (That's how they get things to go viral. You can't go viral, Sarah, if you don't let people see the videos.)

    Also, too, too, most of these type of usages are in conjunction with, and as a supplement to, "information" distribution.

    Whereas the Palin folks don't hesitate to use a copyrighted "iconic" photo of 9-11 firefighters raising the flag to FUND-RAISE for the PAC.

    Do I see a disconnect here? Why, yes, I do!

    p.s. How's that 9-11 copyright infringement case working for you, Sarah? You are totally in the wrong, so you might as well cut your losses and pay up.

    The longer you drag it out, the more it'll cost in legal fees, and we all know you're racking them up trying to get Bristol and Track (and Todd and YOU) off of those fight charges.

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    1. Anonymous5:58 PM

      I read Sarah also had a dog she named Ester. She'll name dogs after biblical people but not her children.

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    2. Anonymous6:34 PM

      Whatever....
      palin is sooooooo pissed at Wonkette b/c one of their peeps did a TriG truther story!!! She set the flying monkey's lawyers on them, and made him apologize for attacking a baby...you know kind of like what they are all doing now to Hillary's Grandchild?
      Now Wonkette is unrelenting...in their coverage of her :)

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    3. Anonymous7:11 PM

      Wonkette had Joe Miller covered before he got nationally famous with the Tony Hopfinger "detention" also too!

      wonkette.com/419731/joe-millers-creepy-clean-quiet-alaska-hq

      After Hopfinger/Dropzone and international infame!

      wonkette.com/427531/wonkette-exclusive-joe-miller-runs-screeching-from-reporters-very-basic-question

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    4. Anonymous7:24 PM

      Anonymous7:11 PM
      Wonkette is unrelenting!! They are also reports on her pac (grifty) and they go after her.
      I love it. Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Wonkette give a big FU to the Payme family, all the time!!

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    5. Anonymous7:35 PM

      Copyright law does not apply to satire. Wonkette is satire. I would LOVE to see Sarah try to litigate that case. And to see the discovery, from Wonkette, that would ensue. LOL! Please proceed, Governor!

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    6. Anonymous7:53 PM

      For some reason, I was able to watch a sample version of Sarah trying to train Jill Hadassah. (About the name. Sarah said that she named the dog after Esther in the Bible, but it's offensive for Sarah to use the Hebrew name. She's not Jewish and it is insulting to people who do speak Hebrew, either in Israel or as part of prayers said in a synagogue. I think that it's offensive to name a dog after anyone in the Bible. Yes, people are named Mary, Joseph and Jesus, but would you call a dog, "Here, Jesus, come here, Jesus." That would be offensive."

      As for the dog training, Sarah was a flop. The dog ran away and wasn't interested. Sarah showed the same consistency that she must have used in raising her kids. She sticks to something for about 3 minutes, her attention span.

      Sarah originally claimed that the dog was going to be a therapy dog for Trig after a two month training period. Real therapy dogs require 18-24 months training plus weeks and weeks of working with their new owner. Jill is still a puppy, and after a few more months, she showed up as a buddy for Trig, not a therapy dog. We'll have to assume that Jill was one of those dogs who just couldn't make the cut when it came to paying attention and following through on things, just like Sarah. As for Trig, it would be nice for him to have something consistent and constant in his life, something that is attentive to him and shows him affection.

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    7. Anonymous8:30 PM

      That place where she got "Jill" I think is a scam. But besides that it doesn't mention what kind of "therapy" dogs are available and I think these are dogs trained a "Good k-9 citizen" dogs and given to Vets as ESA dogs for PTSD.
      (emotional service dog) they are not the same as a therapy dog but still have a ADA cover.
      Everything sarah does is a scam or attached to a scam.
      Poor dog.

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    8. Anonymous3:28 AM

      @753
      but would you call a dog, "Here, Jesus, come here, Jesus."

      (hand on chin, Jack Benny style)
      "I'm thinking it over..."

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  9. Anonymous5:40 PM

    I think her ungrateful, privileged ass resents the hell out of Rick Perry hiring Steve Schmidt. First, NAR apostles and prophets deserted her and threw their support behind Perry in 2012; and, now, Perry put new life in Steve Schmidt's consulting career.

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    1. Anonymous6:08 PM

      I bet she does resent Rick Perry. Perry's main goal was probably so Schmidt could keep him from turning into a Palin.

      When Perry isn't spewing RW talking points, he can actually carry on a conversation--minus word salad. He's been my governor forever (yuck) and I know he did the oops, but he can actually talk --and off the top of his head.

      I liked him when he was a Democrat but that was long ago.

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    2. Anonymous7:54 PM

      She also resents Nicole Wallace being on The View, having written a book and appearing on other TV shows. She sees Nicole as someone who set her up for failure and betrayed her. Sarah is so ignorant that she didn't realize that Steve and Nicole were trying to prepare her for a really important job. Sarah was the failure, not them.

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  10. "Whatever"5:41 PM

    Here's a comment from the Wonkette post. I also thought she was picking on Nichole Wallace.

    You know, the same bright, articulate, intelligent, well-educated and good looking woman who got the new job on The View. The job that Sarah indicated she wanted, but she didn't get.

    " The_Bidenator 115p · 8 hours ago
    Hah, I figure she was also bashing Nicole Wallace and I'm surprised while on her word salad roll Palin didn't also take the opportunity to venomously bitch about HBO's "Game Change" again.

    Not to stand up for the professional campaign flacks and consultants but it's pretty amusing that since Palin became unfettered she's become even more of a ridiculous bimbo than she was when McCain's campaign was trying to make it seem like she had passed 7th grade history and civics.

    Sarah if you were such a good candidate and all that needed to be done is for you to "do your thing" explain your collapsed poll numbers that existed before you got into the drunken snowbilly methbrawl of the century :drops mic:"

    [I inserted the breaks to make it easier to read.]


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    1. Anonymous7:37 PM

      LOL!

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    2. Anonymous10:14 PM

      OMG that last paragraph was hilarious.

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  11. Anonymous5:41 PM

    She also does not realize that alot of democratic leaning folks wanted Murkowski out so badly they picked her in the AK primary getting rid of the ole boy.

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    1. Anonymous7:27 PM

      Anonymous5:41 PM

      She also does not realize that alot of democratic leaning folks wanted Murkowski out so badly they picked her in the AK primary getting rid of the ole boy.
      ****
      umm yeah. And look where THAT got Alaskans? That was like playing Russian roulette and you got the bullet!
      Alaskans did that yet would not impeach her ass!

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    2. Anonymous7:56 PM

      Sarah won her election for governor in a three way race. I wonder how she would have done in a two way race.

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    3. Anonymous10:59 PM

      three way

      heh heh

      three way

      heh heh heh heh

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  12. Ripley5:44 PM

    Oh please, please post the last few PAC financials and how much money she has spent for "consultants". Please?

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    1. Anonymous7:00 PM

      So, Sarah's consultants are OK but McCain's were not?

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    2. "Whatever"8:55 PM

      7:00 The difference is major.

      Sarah gets to tell her paid consultants what to do, or as it seems, choose to totally ignore their advice.

      Sarah worked for McCain and was subject to his consultants. He paid for them so he got to make the rules.

      Well, that's how it's suppose to work. The candidate for President is suppose to be the head person and the V.P. candidate is suppose to do as they are told.

      But, good old Mavericky Sarah Palin didn't like being told what to do.

      She also didn't like being governor and those darn Alaskans expecting her to be at the office 8 hours a day.

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  13. Anonymous5:55 PM

    Her paid "channel" will be done within 6 months. Heck, not even all her flying monkeys at the pee paid to join. I think even they know that she is toast. I can hardly wait until they have no money and have to go around begging for jobs, it will be karma to the people they have bullied for yrs. Once their money is gone so is any influence.

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    1. Anonymous7:29 PM

      I think its already "done" if they are running SPA on there...!
      Wonder if the trash channel it was on knows that? Could be a copywrite violation.....

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    2. Anonymous7:52 PM

      if you go to the pee pond, there are less then 30 hardcore peeponders

      i used foodstampPete on brentfart till i was banned, and the peeponders went cazy

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    3. Anonymous8:34 PM

      7:52 PM
      LMAO! How funny.

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    4. "Whatever"9:04 PM

      7:52 Too funny. I bet you got them worked up.

      5:55 and 7:29 I think you are both right. It requires too much effort on Sarah's part and she's already bored with it.

      She didn't get the overwhelming LOVE FEST that she expected from it. It's not feeding her ego enough to sustain her interest in it.

      I think that's the big issue. The fact that it doesn't make money is also an issue. But for Sarah it's the ego stroking and "popularity contest" of it and we can see she isn't very popular.

      Plus, also, too and then some, she got what 8 votes at that conservative Wuuu-haaa Thing she spoke at this weekend?

      NOT very popular at all. Not even with her "target" group that normally has been right with her.

      Sarah, those conservatives don't take kindly to drunken brawls. Not their definition of "family values."

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    5. Anonymous1:22 AM

      She only got nine votes at the Value Voter thing but guess what! She could fit all nine of those faithful voters in a Hummer, don'tcha know!!

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  14. Anonymous5:59 PM

    She's sinking deeper into this abyss of accusing others of doing the exact things she does. She's actually describing the things she does, she takes OPM and pays her SarahPac 'consultants' huge fees to vet her man or woman of the hour, and many of them don't win.

    She is totally irrational. Can't see herself doing these very things she accuses others of doing. She also is flip-flopping everywhere, endorsing radical tea party candidates, then swinging over to GOP candidates. She'll preach, on the one hand, about sending out the old and bringing in the new, and on the other, endorse the old against the new. She's a hypocrite. She has the Tea Party second-guessing her all the time, and from reading their comments and reactions, they're not pleased at all.

    She's not in her right mind. Next, she'll be complaining about politicians who wear wigs and fake eyewear.

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    1. Anonymous7:34 PM

      I don't think her "consultants" Vet anyone. They TROLL, for the most part.
      They do damage control. Spin.
      I think when she goes and endorses someone they pay $ to her pac or fly her out and pay HER a fat fee.
      She will endorse a dog turd if it paid her...hell she HAS endorsed plenty of dog turds....
      She is also getting paid by Kockbros and the Christian Rwing c street crowd but prob not for long when all the DETAILS of the FAMILY BRAWL comes out.....!!!!
      WTF it take the APD a MONTH to release anything?
      Why do Alaskans tolerate this? Crap I would start complaining to the DOJ in DC about them.

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    2. Anonymous7:38 PM

      She is beyond seriously mentally ill. But beyond that, she is beyond seriously spiritually sick.

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    3. Anonymous8:04 PM

      the list of complaints sent to the DOJ is very long.

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      Anonymous7:38 PM

      She is beyond seriously mentally ill. But beyond that, she is beyond seriously spiritually sick.
      ***
      And that's why cracks me up with this fake "yoga" bs. She is spiritually sick, you're right.

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      Anonymous8:04 PM

      the list of complaints sent to the DOJ is very long.
      ***
      don't give up! They do get around to stuff.

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  15. Anonymous6:02 PM

    Who hi-lited what she should remember? Waste of ink. REALLY, $arah, you want to talk dumb consultants? You obviously have the "smartest" reminding you of what you stand for, how to say it, LOL and you STILL can't pull it off.

    Asked people to stand and applaud you.
    9% of the faithful would vote for you.
    Food Stamp Pete and Facebook likes. LOL ID-10-T..
    Is every day Throat Punch Thursday?

    The more you try, the worse you look, hun. Take your ball and go home to Arizona. Say hi to Arpaio.


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    1. Anonymous10:01 AM

      I believe it was 9 votes out of 900 for a mere 1% of
      the self anointed " values voters " who would
      vote for her :-).
      And this was after her Styrofoam cup , 1400 Pennsylvania Ave speech/ screech . When you lose that crowd , as the song goes " Turn out the lights, the party's over ".

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  16. Anonymous6:12 PM

    So glad you're 'abreast' of the situation, G. Now she's 'strapped' herself into a corner. Her 'cup' isn't running over at SPC.

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  17. Anonymous6:13 PM

    I sense she is saying that if she had been Sarah, rogue self, without consultants that she would have won.

    After the 2008 election I recall that was the position she took.
    What if the consultants had not come up with the idea for Palin to not answer the debate questions? What if the Palin family wore hunting or snow machine repairing clothes and stripper shoes to the convention or their national roll out?

    I truly believe people would have caught on sooner that Palin was way out of her league if they had let her be interviewed or exposed her to the public like a loose cannon. Clearly she believes otherwise.

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      Anonymous6:13 PM

      I sense she is saying that if she had been Sarah, rogue self, without consultants that she would have won.
      ****
      She "blamed" Nicole Wallace for the Katie Couric DEBACLE! That was in Game Change and Nicole even said it was her(sarah)lack of studying and interest that made her bomb that Katie interview.
      "All of 'em any of 'em" ...hehehehe. EPIC FAILURE on Sarah's part. But of course she puts the blame always somewhere else...

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    2. Anonymous7:40 PM

      Can any of us just imagine her in the 2008 race WITHOUT consultants????? Train-wreck.

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      Anonymous7:40 PM

      Can any of us just imagine her in the 2008 race WITHOUT consultants????? Train-wreck.
      ***
      Didn't she go "rogue" and go to Mich and have Palin-mcCain signs?
      Or was that a skit on SNL?
      OMFG.
      dodged a bullet.

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    4. Anonymous8:39 PM

      without consultants : The stripper shoes {snicker}
      She did get to wear the naughty monkey's tho...

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    5. Anonymous6:33 AM

      There were Palin-McCain signs. I saw them in Tennessee.

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  18. Anonymous6:26 PM

    She knocked that fart right out of the park.

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  19. Anonymous6:39 PM

    Luckily, one doesn't need to be a subscriber to see and read much of what's on her "channel."
    She's just fleshed it out by posting every darn thing she's had on it for its first two months. Like buying today's big fat newspaper and finding out that half of it is news from August.
    Most of her posts are old; most of them have fewer than 100 comments. Some have two (2) comments.
    This thing will die a natural death, and she'll pretend she ever had a "channel," or the guys who run her "network" will kill it after its first six months. It can't be making any money for them, or for her.
    After that, all she'll have are her Facebook rants and her tweets.
    But who's going to listen? She'll be shoveling her last dollars to click farms to make it appear that millions of people like her, when it's just the Chucks and Food Stamp Phil.
    I can't speak extemporaneously myself, but, if I had the questions beforehand, I believe I'd be able to compose an answer in my head that would sound rational, logical and lucid.

    Sarah's brain is wired so the synapses just don't connect. That whole mess boils down to one simple thought:
    "I hate you, Nicolle Wallace. How did you get popular, rich and successful -- also blonde -- when all I have is Todd, a hockey rink to live in, and a mess of unlovable children who interrupt me when I'm watching you on TV?"

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    1. Anonymous7:37 PM

      Well, I"m not sure that she's not making money off this so-called 'channel'...I mean if it's 10 bucks a pop and if 1000 people subscribed...that's 10,000 month...considering the the videos appear to be shot on an iphone and edited on home-computer software--and it's probably one of the kids or kids friends...even if she splits that 50/50 or somesuch...5K a month for not doing much and rehashing old stuff and taking a one day shoot and making 10 videos out of it, etc... is not so bad...I don't know if 1000 subscribers would be realistic--much less? way more? But even with a relatively small group it could still bring in enough money to keep it up...thoughts?

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    2. Anonymous7:40 PM

      Sarah's brain is wired so the synapses just don't connect.
      ***
      Didn't todd say (in Bailey's book?) that "Sarah is wired differently"
      I guess that was his was of saying she is nutzo.

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    3. Anonymous8:38 PM

      7:37 -- I hear what you're saying, but I think the number of subscribers can't be more than a couple of hundred (based on the number of comments she gets), and the monthly subscribers will be dropping out if they don't get much more than what they've been given so far: rehashed home movies, word salad, her mother's "word of the day," which happens about once a week, and a column by her father about
      "the fiftieth [sic] state in the union."
      After six months or so, she'll really have nothing much more to add, and, by the end of a year, very few annual members will re-up. Plus, she already seems to have lost interest in it, which is not a good sign with Sarah. She's quit just about everything she's ever tried.

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    4. "Whatever"9:26 PM

      7:37 You are right to a large extent. These "automatically money" things work great if you don't have to spend a lot of time and money creating new content.

      $5,000 a month would be a lot for you or me for a part-time job. But, not for Sarah. (Though it won't be long and that will seem like a lot to her compared to her speaking fees!)

      Also, the people who will make the big bucks are the ones who set it up. That network group.

      Say they split it 50/50 after expenses and use $10,000 a month as the income level. Then you must subtract: - video costs, - website costs, - company overhead costs, etc.

      So say 1/2 to costs leaves $5,000 month to split 50/50. So Sarah (or whomever) would get only $2,500 and the company get $2,500.

      Sarah has a limit on what she can make directly from the site. The network company, however can ramp it up and add 10, 30, 100 assorted "famous" people and really bring in the bucks. (100 x $2,500 per month.)

      The system is already set up and they are testing it out with Sarah's B.S. Once it's set up and going it's no big deal for the network company to rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat.

      Make the person responsible for content and put it on automatic and rake in the bucks.

      I think like someone else said, that they thought Sarah would bring in a lot of viewers and really make a go of it since she has so many "fans" on Facebook.

      We could have told them 1) she bought most of those fans 2) she doesn't like to put out much effort but expects a lot back in return and 3) she's a quitter.

      If she's just the "guinea pig" for their new venture, they had nothing to lose and will recoup any start up costs when they add others on.

      Nice to see someone "using" Sarah for a change.

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  20. Anonymous6:54 PM

    You know she cries every night "I could have been a contender!" Those no nothing advisors did me in.Get over it Sarah The Stupid. You did yourself in, my God how long can a person be stuck in a time warp before they learn to move on? But were not talking about a person or a family who has learned personal responsibility here as the Thrilla IN Wassilla has shown. These kind of people never learn, they don't have the brains to analyze their actions. Quit whining you quitter, your good at quitting everything else.
    ....

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    1. Anonymous7:45 PM

      @6:54 PM
      Nicole also wrote that book "Its Classified" "Fiction" based on Sarah about a Crazy psycho women elected POTUS !
      No wonder Nicole is such a thorn in her side not to mention SHE got the spot on The View, and I don't agree with her but she looks and sounds professional unlike Sarah, who is a trainwreck.

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  21. Anonymous6:59 PM

    Sarah Palin has never gotten over the biggest break that she got in her life, being chosen as the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, in spite of the fact that she had little experience and no qualifications for the job. No matter, she looked pretty and she was supposed to attract the disenchanted Hillary voters. They would whip her into shape and create another Cinderella-- or another Eliza Doolittle (the flower girl turned into a princess in "My Fair Lady.") That stuff was fiction and so was Sarah Palin. She couldn't learn a thing. And her family image was fake fake fake.

    That doesn't stop her from being bitter and blaming the "consultants" who couldn't turn a sow's ear into a silk purse. When Sarah was governor, she did little to learn anything on the job. She was more than happy to let others do the work for her and she took the credit. She remained focused on getting that VP nomination, especially after charming the neocon cruise to Alaska. That was the easy route to the White House. No primaries, no debates, no running for President for a year-- just being plucked from the crowd and campaigning for two months. She had fooled people in Alaska, she thought that she could fool folks in the other 49 states, Outside. She may have charmed the neocons, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

    Those consultants were professionals. They knew how to run a campaign and how to prepare candidates. Sarah couldn't and wouldn't follow their advice and their orders. She battled with them, thinking that she knew better. She lied to Steve Schmidt about Todd's AIP membership. When Nicole Wallace arranged for a "soft" interview with Katie Couric, Sarah wouldn't prepare. She blew the interview. It was the her bad performance that showed the world how dumb she really was. To this day, Sarah blames Nicole Wallace, Steve Schmidt and anyone else for her own failings. That thinly disguised rant was more of the same hatred, which grows and festers more and more each year.

    Sarah pays her own consultants hundreds of thousands of dollars a year from her PAC. They must be paid "Yes Men" because Sarah has never improved her speaking voice, her writing, her appearance, nothing. If anything, the grooming and styling that made her look lovely in 2008 was lost on her. She has turned into a mess. The bitterness must be eating her up inside because now she seethes with anger, ready to punch out anyone, responding to silly tabloid stories, being so defensive all of the time. It must be exhausting. And that channel thing isn't doing too well, either.

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    1. Anonymous7:47 PM

      @6:59 love it! "blaming the "consultants" who couldn't turn a sow's ear into a silk purse."
      That is it in a nutshell!!! Along with putting lipstick on a pig.
      Sums up her vpotus run. And not to mention todd's pimping the secret service...omfg!

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    2. Anonymous7:51 PM

      "because now she seethes with anger, ready to punch out anyone, responding to silly tabloid stories..."
      She has always been like that but she is way worse now...prob all the drugs she is on amplifys that effect. I would LOVE, LOVE to here a medical professional give their "view" of her "illnesses" just like a forensic analyses based on what we can SEE, read etc. I think that would be quite eye opening, interesting.

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    3. Anonymous8:30 PM

      Yes, she did look lovely in 2008 and it was wasted on her. It is doubtful that she realized that a team of experts chose clothing that she looked even more attractive in, feminine, figure enhancing, classic and modern. They even dressed her casually in jeans with a quality well tailored leather jacket and elegant
      footwear.

      Since then most of the time her image elicits a WTF was she thinking.

      Narcissists always think people are guilty of their own malignant motives including making others look or sound bad.

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    4. Anonymous10:52 PM

      I think she's frozen in time, back in August 2008...replaying the experience of The Big Call At The County Fair and The Convention Speech...it's been a downward spiral ever since.

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    5. Anonymous6:49 AM

      well....2008 was 6 years ago. Sarah dresses like a whore in her husband's stable.

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  22. Anonymous7:26 PM

    "They try to shape and mold the candidate. Instead of letting a good candidate just be that good candidate, that got ‘em to where they are"
    -Sarah Palin


    Does anybody see the hidden message Sarah Palin is saying? The reason McCain lost the 2008 presidency is because the McCain advisors and consultants changed Sarah Palin instead of letting Sarah Palin be the politician, that got her there....

    IT'S JOHN MCCAIN AND HIS ADVISORS FAULT FOR LOSING THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. IT WASN'T SARAH PALIN'S FAULT.

    IF THEY HAD JUST LET ME BE, WE WOULD BE LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY

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    1. Anonymous8:02 PM

      Yes, totally agree with all you have said Anonymous 7:26! Poor Sarah...still living in 2008, playing the victim (as always) and unable to accept rejection.

      I admit, not getting something you wanted or being rejected is an awful experience, but the wise person learns from it and moves forward with a positive spirit.

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    2. Anonymous8:04 PM

      I wonder if Sarah has ever watched the interview that she did with Katie Couric. She was awful. She was a laughing stock. Sarah was defensive over the "what books do you read?" question when Katie really asked what Sarah read to inform her world opinion. Sarah had no world opinion. That line about Putin rearing his head, or Alaska sharing a maritime border with Russia does not amount to foreign policy experience. A couple of drive-by photo-ops with Karzai and Kissinger in New York did not give Palin any foreign policy experience, either. She was ignorant about the world, history and just about everything else.

      Proof? A couple of years later, Sarah showed that she had never heard of The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere-- a lesson that most of use learned in grade school. She had no idea what the meaning of the Statue of Liberty was, when the name says it all, LIBERTY! Palin was and still is stupid.

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    3. Anonymous8:43 PM

      Anonymous8:04 PM
      Its so unbelievably amazing how woefully unqualified and unvetted she RILLY was!

      And McCain...! Don't even get me started on him...! He really should step down. He picked her to be a heartbeat away!

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  23. Anonymous7:28 PM

    Is Palin referring to the consultants that McCain had on his campaign that worked w/her specifically? Hope "The View" gets a hold of her thoughts - specifically Nicole Wallace!

    Remember "Game Change" - the book and award winning movie? It clearly showed what Steve Schmidt and Nicole Wallace (paid consultants) had to deal w/in handling Sarah Palin. She was a retarded, mental mess!!!

    Is Palin purposely bringing this matter up to get her in the media again. It doesn't matter to her whether it is positive or negative - as long as she is covered in some manner!

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  24. Anonymous7:39 PM

    They’re making hand over fist, they’re making big bucks off innocent contributors to candidates, to campaigns, not knowin’ that a lot of their money is going to these professional politicians,


    Hellooooooo Sarah Palin that's what got you where you are today.

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  25. Anonymous7:41 PM

    Is Jill Hadassah one of her paid consultants also, too like Piper?

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    1. Anonymous8:37 PM

      Do you huff paint? Just admit it. Then seek help.

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    2. Anonymous5:42 AM

      BDIB.

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    3. Anonymous6:47 AM

      Jill Hadassah is postage.

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  26. Anonymous7:45 PM

    Not to be too obvious here, but doesn't God decide everything?
    So He must have wanted Barack Obama to be President, right?
    God opened the door for Sarah, then He had second thoughts, shut it quickly and took away the key.
    If she really believed what she says she believes about her destiny being directed by a higher power, then she's exactly what that power wants her to be -- a housewife in Wasilla.
    She keeps shaking her fist at fate, when she says that her fate is preordained.
    Which way is it, Sarah? Does the big guy love you, or has he moved on to more important matters?

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    1. Anonymous8:27 PM

      Housewife? Please! That's a noble term for a critical role in our society, please don't associate Palin with it.

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    2. Anonymous3:43 AM

      Yes, sorry, erred.It's the largest. unpaid workforce in the country. Vital to family life and the health of the nation.
      It was meant only as a way to demonstrate that she's plain old private citizen, not the powerful celebrity she claimed was her destiny.

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    3. Anonymous5:53 AM

      3:43 AM - and she only has herself to blame, not any consultant's fault. Once again she plays the victim card.

      I personally love the collective eyeball rolls every time she's mentioned on political shows. She keeps yapping about coming back stronger but continues to flub up. I'd almost feel sorry for her if it weren't for the havoc she's wreaked. Key word: "almost."

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    4. abbafan8:28 AM

      Totally agree with Anon above - a housewife is a crucial role in society for raising children to be responsible, productive adults. $arah failed on all counts, since she put her own ambition first, and her spawn were left to fend for themselves. Burnt mac 'n cheese, teen pregnancies, wanton vandalism, school dropouts, drunken brawls - we all know how those "family values" thingy worked for $arah, Pimp Toad, and her devil spawn! P.S. - Fuck you palin trolls!

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  27. Anonymous8:07 PM

    Isn't that funny? Everyone had the same reaction. Sarah wasn't answering someone's question. She was still rehashing her old issues from 2008, thinly disguised anger with Steve Schmidt and Nicole Wallace. It wasn't their fault. They tried to shape Sara into a VP candidate, and she was not a good enough actress to play the part for two months. She was too stupid to give interviews, and too stubborn to learn anything. Maybe the problem was that Sarah could not learn anything, so she ended up blaming other people for her own shortcomings. Bitter, angry, nasty woman.

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    1. Anonymous4:04 AM

      She's had six years to learn something, anything, and is still as clueless as she was back then. It is no one's fault but her own.

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  28. Anonymous8:11 PM

    FINALLY...

    WHAT IS SARAH PALIN SAYING?

    ".....these professional politicians, because they’re professional political consultants…well, that’s part of the problem. [...] Again, we live and learn, and we come back stronger."
    -Sarah Palin 


    YEAH! SARAH PALIN IS ANNOUNCING SHE IS RUNNING FOR THE 2016 PRESIDENCY AND SHE IS COMING BACK STRONGER!

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    1. Anonymous8:25 PM

      Run Sarah Run!!!

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    2. Anonymous8:45 PM

      YEAH! SARAH PALIN IS ANNOUNCING SHE IS RUNNING FOR THE 2016 PRESIDENCY AND SHE IS COMING BACK STRONGER!
      ---
      trying to reload her grifting fund is more like it. Its been taking a hit lately.

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    3. Anonymous1:55 AM

      Sarah has no intention of ever running for anything again but she does need for her faithful glue-sniffers to keep sending money to her. Every time Sarah opens her mouth, she spews stuff that will keep the money flowing to her but it's getting harder and harder to do.

      Poor Sarah...the Palin Brawl was...well, whose fault was that Sarah? The limo driver's fault? The mailman who delivered your invitation to the birthday party? Come on Sarah, tell us about your victimization.

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    4. A. J. Billings3:40 AM

      Utter bullshite @ 8:11 pm

      I'd put $1000 cash on a hard bet that Palin won't run for anything in 2016.

      Know why? Too much work, no grifting allowed,
      heavy scrutiny by the media, and all of her hidden lies and crimes could come spilling out like raw sewage onto the front pages of Drudge, Breitfart, Daily Best, and IM.

      $arah would have to retreat to her room with Dr Pepper and Crunch wraps to wail into the night

      "TODD BRING ME MORE VALIUM"!!

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    5. Anonymous9:08 AM

      There is actually nothing any of us would love more than to see Sarah Palin run for any office. She won't run for the same reason we all want her to.

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  29. Anonymous8:11 PM

    Don't those who still hold Sarah up to great standards see the dysfunction? Don't they question why her husband, Todd, wouldn't set her straight and consult her? Don't they wonder why her elderly parents singe off her celebrity and enable her, but never seem to care that she's thrown her life and career down the sewer?

    Do these people even see Sarah's great fall? They never show alarm, but just go along with her on her publicity gigs, films, reality TV shows, take their cut, cash their checks and think everything is hunky dory.

    It's disturbing that neither her siblings, parents, FRIENDS (where are her great friends?) ever get through to her. It's obvious no one gets through to her. She's dragging her name down, shaming her parents, kids, all their reputations, and no one is intervening.

    She is losing it and it's on display. Her SPC has crashed; she's broken all her promises, deceived people who've supported her. Her lack of interest in things she starts, lack of maintenance in her new SPC, lack of material and insight in anything is showing to everybody big time. Her speeches are repetitious and empty. She shows herself to be a void soul. I actually feel sorry for her and wish someone would help her, and wish Sarah Palin would admit to herself that she needs real spiritual/mental help.

    Her family are not ashamed and it's pretty evident that they have a huge responsibility in this, but do nothing, because the money means more to them. She just learned from the masters, the Heaths.

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    1. Anonymous8:37 PM

      It's disturbing how much you lie, Anonymous.

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    2. Anonymous8:50 PM

      8:11 PM two words for you. Jim Jones.
      a cult.
      Her followers are a cult.
      I don't feel sorry for her b/c she has harmed many, many people. Spiritually Karma it will come back to her and when it does...it won't be pretty.
      And she deserves it after all she, heaths, todd have done, her flying monkey's,
      Even this cop/Ferguson stuff is Sarah.
      Remember the "He's not like one of us" during the campaign? She made it ok for all the racists to come crawling out from under their rocks.
      Bad karma.

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    3. Anonymous6:41 AM

      There's a pathology at play, beyond clinical insanity: I've seen it close-up with people who continue to support the NPD Queen I deal with in my professional life. If it suits people's purposes to support someone, including taking sides against others, some people have an astonishing capacity to turn a blind eye to any and all signs of problems. As long as they see no problem, there's no problem. The longer it goes on, the deeper they dig themselves in: if they acknowledged problems to any extent they would have to acknowledge their complicity with the whole sorry mess, including their own culpability in standing by while other people got hurt. People (most people) look out for their self interest first; true concern for others is maybe a distant second.

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  30. Anonymous8:36 PM

    I want to tell everyone here how to live their lives.

    1. STOP LYING
    2. STOP LYING
    3. STOP acting like petulant liars who lie about politicians with whom they disagree.

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    1. Anonymous9:00 PM

      I assume your comment is directed at Palin?

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    2. Anonymous9:11 PM

      Are you referring to $arah as a politician, cuz if so ~ YOU LIE!

      (tee hee)

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    3. "Whatever"9:43 PM

      Our troll has changed their style. Do we have a new troll, or are they trying the bullet point style of comments?

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    4. hedgewytch9:46 PM

      Just curious Anony 8:36; Did you stomp your feet when you typed that?

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    5. Anonymous10:03 PM

      I don't think you know what petulant means. You are using it out of context and are unaware that your own comment comes off as petulant.

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    6. Anonymous10:58 PM

      BDIB

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    7. Anonymous2:07 AM

      Sarah Palin is not a politician. She won the mayor's race in a tiny, tiny town. Then she won the governorship in a huge state that had a population of only 650,000 or so. She screwed up both jobs. Sarah is a politician only in her own mind. She ended up on the 2008 GOP ticket in a perfect storm of incompetence. She's no politician but had she had any sense, any sense at all, she could have lived for a long time on money earned from books (haha) and speeches in front of people who were fooled by all the propaganda about her. Had she just shut up, been willing to keep a low profile and hide her crazy.

      But no, not Sarah, she most of all was fooled into thinking she was hot stuff. Pathetic, devious, immoral, ignorant Sarah.

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    8. Anonymous3:32 AM

      @8:36
      Go somewhere else.
      We don't want you.
      Just the same as we NEVER voted for your mom.and never will.
      Sucks to be you. Give Tripp something to eat besides candy today.

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    9. A. J. Billings3:35 AM

      Hey Troll Bot Palin worshiper @ 8:36

      1) PALINS (all of em, any of em) are NOT politicians.
      That requires a JOB, or at least running for political office.

      2) $arah will NEVER run for political office again. Too much work, have to campaign, and actually show up at a job.

      3) $arah will never work or run for office again because she'd be subject to laws about donations and she'd "fill shackled" by having to live on a small salary. Oh, at least it's small by her millionaire standards now. She ain't no little people no more.

      4) $arah and her brood of grifter-trash are used to living off the hard won nickels of oldster Teabots, who contribute their Social Security money to $arah Pac. There is no way they'd want to give up a million a year slush fund to live on a paltry salary of $200K for being a Senator or in Congress.

      So shut the fuck up, head back over to C4pee, and
      lie down with your bedfellows:

      5) Angry StlouisXX who flies into rages about everything, thinks Gawd's rules should be forced on everyone, and Catholic supremacist.

      Santicimonious Brianus the Palin worshiper

      VG who's health care is provided by an evil socialist government

      TheresaAK who is loony enough to believe the voices in her head about prophecy of Palin being President

      Pete "FOOD STAMPS" Petritich who just can't accept that his idol is a lying , grifting, brawler, screaming into the night , "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!!"

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    10. Anonymous3:59 AM

      BDIB.

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    11. Anonymous6:54 AM

      WTF is BDIB?

      Delete
    12. LOL @ 6:54am!

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  31. Anonymous9:00 PM

    Sarah projects onto others the negative parts of her psyche that she will not recognize.

    Virtually everything she tosses out as criticisms are the very same things she herself is guilty of.

    She cannot see that, of course, due to her mental illness.

    With her uber narcissistic personality disorder, she cannot see that she also too has faults.

    Therefore, she cannot grow spiritually, emotionally, mentally, or physically.

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  32. Anonymous12:10 AM

    You are a whore, Sarah.

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  33. Anonymous12:16 AM

    Sarah, we're coming for you. You're over. Bye-bye.

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  34. Anonymous12:16 AM

    If Sarah would read more and play with her feces less, she would grow as a human being. However, she enjoys the feces play time too much to ever give it up.

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  35. Anonymous2:16 AM

    Well, it seems to me that the trip to serve pancakes, and the not-well-received speech to the "Values" group must have been a wake up call. $carah saw what her future holds, and it is not fun at all. Even these penny ante gigs will dry up soon. Ah, those glory days of private jets, sippy straws, $100.000 screeches are all gone. Had to be someone else's fault, since $carah does no wrong. Top all that with the picture of the Clinton;s BEAMING with their grand daughter. $carah has to keep her grandkids hidden, no announcements are made, no pictures published. It is a tragedy, really, what has become of that entire family. They thought they had the world by the tail, then REALITY hit, and it was not a reality show, it was real life. Bristles is still upset that she was not a major star, even if she has no talent and multiple illigitimate kids. Track can not live up to the warrior image his mother tries to paint of him. Willow has serious mental issues, so debilitating that her brother has to fight with her ex boyfriend, and her sister wants to attack the ex's mother!! Did the mother request a DNA test, or something reasonable such as that? I wonder if any of them wish $carah had just stayed in Alaska where she had most of the people fooled? Hopefully there will be an outside investigation ordered of the APD, who seem to be bought and paid for by the Palin mafia.

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  36. Anonymous3:46 AM

    Anonymous8:36 PM
    I want to tell everyone here how to live their lives.

    1. STOP LYING
    2. STOP LYING
    3. STOP acting like petulant liars who lie about politicians with whom they disagree.

    Anonymous8:37 PM
    It's disturbing how much you lie, Anonymous.

    Anonymous8:37 PM
    Do you huff paint? Just admit it. Then seek help.

    Dear Sir and/or Madam,
    1) In case you didnt know, Beldar J Conehead is the EXCLUSIVE troll on this blog. If there is something tiresome, annoying, inane, stupid, inflammatory or nonsensical that needs to be said here, BELDAR will say it.

    2) Seriously, dude/dudette, your comments are pathetically weak and sad. (for example, NOBODY regards that horrible woman as a politician anymore and our contempt for her has nothing to do with policy disagreements) ScreechyPAC will never pay for such lamery.

    May I suggest a new hobby, such as stamp collecting, gardening, or looking out the window? Perhaps you're better suited for one of those activities, but you're just a terrible troll.

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    1. Anonymous8:53 AM

      The troll (s) should also notice that their remarks are allowed to remain posted on the IM thread unlike the blogs supporting their queen where negative comments are blasted away within minutes.

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  37. Anonymous6:58 AM

    I wonder if she got it in orange too? It would go nicely with her fake tan.

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