Sunday, June 14, 2015

Colorado man shoots himself in the foot to see what it feels like. Um, painful?

Courtesy of the Denver Post:  

A Colorado Springs man told investigators he shot himself in the foot Wednesday night because he wanted to know what it felt like, according to police. 

Adam Hirtle, 30, is suspected of prohibited use of weapons, reckless endangerment and child abuse in the shooting. Sgt. James Sokolik, a police spokesman, said Hirtle was served a summons in the case and released. 

Officers were called to St. Francis Hospital about 7 p.m. on reports of a man injured in an accidental gun discharge. Hirtle, however, told police the shooting was completely on purpose.

Apparently this Mensa member went out to his garage, took of his boot, shot it, and then put it back on shot his foot.

So I am pretty confident that alcohol was probably involved.

I don't know where the child abuse part comes in, but if this guy is shooting himself with guns then he is probably not a safe person to be around children.

I assume that the NRA will simply say this is just another case of a good man with a gun, stopping a bad foot with a boot. A clear case of self defense if ever there was one.

14 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:35 PM

    Hope he has a good health plan, one that covers self mutilation.

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  2. Anonymous2:40 PM

    Isn't Ted Haggard from CS, CO also? Another fundie kindred spirit just "experimenting".

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  3. Anonymous2:46 PM

    Gun goon missed his own penis, but it was a tiny target as compared to the side of the barn. You know, 2nd amendment rights and all that shit.

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  4. Anonymous3:17 PM

    At least this asshole gun goon shot himself. He could have shot someone innocent. Or maybe shot one of his victims.


    http://www.rawstory.com/2015/06/iowa-open-carry-nut-gunned-down-mall-worker-who-filed-sexual-harassment-complaints-against-him/

    Too bad this jerk didn't save the taxpayers some money by eating one of his rounds. That way he could have been autopsied instead of arrested.

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  5. I believe the following quote truly shows his Mensa qualifications: ""Hirtle stated he took his boot off and shot it, then placed his boot back on his foot and then intentionally shot himself in the foot," police say."

    Thus he shot the boot twice and his foot once because it didn't hurt when he just shot the boot! The stupid, it hurts.

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  6. So is he voting for Santorum, Huckabee or Cruz...?

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    1. Anonymous7:47 PM

      With a crayon, he is staging an earthquake write vote in for 'Sarah Palin?' Perhaps that too hard, how does one spell Sarah Palin? *aargh*

      dowl

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  7. Anonymous5:47 PM

    These folks struggle with science. They trust the 'Good Book' when it comes to the brainiac stuff. With little experiments like this they are willing to step out on their own.

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  8. Anonymous5:54 PM

    Moron who doesn't know that shooting himself will hurt + loaded gun = NRA poster boy

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  9. Anonymous6:32 PM

    There's your sign... Seriously, how difficult would it be for anyone to convince a few other gun goons like this guy that because he felt no pain at all when he shot his boot without his foot inside it, that's a definite sign that Lou Sarah REALLY IS going to enter the GOP Primary on July 4th, 2015? And once the Real TeaTards believe she's running, the fact that Granny Grifter will win in November, 2016 over Hillary Clinton is a no-brainer for their continued fantasy. PALIN/NUGENT 2016

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  10. Anonymous11:58 PM

    Apparently this Mensa member went out to his garage, took of his boot, shot it, and then put it back on shot his foot.

    He must be a lapsed member (assuming that you weren't simply making a silly joke). There's no surname in the American Mensa online directory that comes even close to Hirtle, or Hurtle, or …

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  11. Anonymous3:33 AM

    Another innocent boot, lost to gun violence.

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  12. Anonymous4:04 AM

    It's a shame that insurance and/or the rest of us have to pick up the medical costs for something this stupid

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