But it was Sarah Palin and her family who provided the most material for the cast, with at least 10 references to or photos of the former governor.
The other best bit of the show was MacDonald and Morrison as Palin and daughter Bristol, played against a backdrop of news coverage and police photos of last year's infamous birthday party brawl. They sang fast and furiously funny parodies of Queen’s “We Are The Champions” (“We are the Palins, my friend/And we’ll keep on fighting to the end…”) and the Bee Gees tune “Stayin’ Alive” (“Whether you’re the father or whether you’re the other we’ll be startin’ a fight, startin’ a fight…”).
Now that I know that these days they are mocking the entire Palin clan, instead of just Sarah Palin, I might have to buy some tickets and make a night of it.
And seriously if you are planning a trip to Alaska it is well worth your while to stop at the Tap Root in Anchorage and take in the show.
(By the way I met Mr. Whitekeys way back in 2009. And he was already doing Palin material back then. Here is one of the songs. )
That's the price of being Public Figures.
ReplyDeleteSo whose bright idea was it to start a fire?
ReplyDeleteThe one that was 200 x 200 feet and now is 1100 acres as of 6pm AK time? Lol...wouldn't put it past those Palin firebugs! They like the f words! Fire! Fuck! Fear! They are funny!
DeleteForgot freak!
Delete5:44 PM:
DeleteThey haven't found that out yet....only that it was a man-made fire.
I think it's synd remark
DeleteLol...
DeleteWe heard u need help!! We r sending teams from the lower 48 as we speak.
DeleteThe Willow fire grew to 6500 acres overnight.
DeleteRenamed the Sockeye fire.
DeleteThey wanted to be famous, and now they are!! For many wrong reasons. Guess Toad's influence has diminshed a LOT lately, if people make a mockery of the entire clan.
ReplyDeleteThey aint fuc_in' us over again. If they want to fuc_ someone, go find Glenn Rice, Shailey Tripp, Dakota and Britta.
ReplyDeleteI love how the Alaska Dispatch sticks it to the Palins. Sarah was once so full of herself she tried to control how her "brand" was reported. The Queen of Dumbass even tried to copyright her name for fuck's sake.
ReplyDeleteSarah sure loved to shoot her mouth off about grizzly bears and pit bulls. She was one tough talker, wasn't she?
Now the Palins can't walk down an Alaskan street without fear of getting their asses kicked by "60-year-old women" and "little bitches."
Bullies sure act differently after getting their eyes blackened and thongs snapped.
Lol...
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DeleteROFLMAO
Hey G, tell em to put that shit on Pay for View
ReplyDeleteThis is completely off topic. It is also absolutely beautiful.
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DeleteWhat a beautiful and delightful commercial! Thanks for sharing...
Piper's learning to drive and guess what distraction she has sitting on her lap? Can you say pink cellphone??
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Oh I thought it was toss a cig out the window and start a wildfire!
DeleteShe is not all humped over like in the video in Arizona with Trig and Trog.
DeleteWow, where does the time go? Sarah's widdle one's behind the wheel. Whew! Glad you warned me about the phone.
DeleteBe careful, Alaska, another freedom loving independent hard working debt free Palin Prop in the making!
Yo, if you don't like how she drives, then stay off the dang sidewalk.
I hope that Quitter Queen hears about this parody PALIN BRAWL, and goes off on another spittle flecked rant about media, god, flags, and it's all Obama's fault.
ReplyDeleteOh, and btw $arah, the women in that "Girls just want to have guns" video are waaaaayyyyy out of your league. You only wish you looked like that again, you betcha!
HOOOOHAHH
Excellent! That will sell plenty of tickets.
DeleteI last saw the show in the late 90's when it was still the Fly by Night Club and had no idea it was still happening! Alice Welling was so fabulous!
ReplyDeleteHalf the registered voters "loved her in 2006", then 2008 happened and only 1/4 of the people still "loved" her and then 2009 happened and she quit her job and only 100 people "loved" her, and she's continually lost 10 "fans" per year for the last 5 years and now only 20 people "love" her and those are all related to her and they are paid to "love" her.
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ReplyDeleteBecause it make me laugh.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/Videocio/videos/vb.168909953218211/680645918711276/?type=2&theater
And they all can thank their Mom for being such an asshole that she put herself before her kids. How is that money working out for "ya Sarah? Your own kids use you, your ego comes first right? You have made your whole family a laughingstock for your own gain, it's ok just go to C4P and read your pathetic few followers who still believe that you are
ReplyDeleteChristian that only you can save America! Puff out your fake chest some more as your own family has lost all respect for you but they will take the cash.
Your used by your own family, Chuck JR. used to post through VG at C4P when he wanted money for his photo project and when it didn't happen... gone. It must be hard being the cash cow for your family when your whole family is lazy grifters.
She's in API consulting with Marilyn!
DeleteLol...
DeleteYou saying chuck Jr was Virginia gentleman?
DeleteThat'd be interesting.
Is it maybe "whether it's the father or whether it's the BRother"? "Other" doesn't make much sense, especially because Track started a fight and Todd exacerbated the conflict instead of doing the adult thing and breaking it up, right?
ReplyDeleteLol...bible belt is south honey!
ReplyDeleteFredHeadBill ReloadNotRetreat • 16 hours ago
ReplyDeleteThey can try but can't get close to her popularity. When Sarah announces there will be a tidal wave of optimism sweep across our nation. Money and Joy will flow in her direction.
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TheOneTruth_ FredHeadBill • 16 hours ago
Are you serious???
Do you all really think that Sarah won't have to fight for it just as much as any other candidate? Do you really believe the minute should would announce the country would rejoice and throw all the money she would ever need at her? The polls would sore with her at the top of every one??? Are you serious???
Even Sarah knows better than that. She is not Jesus. Beyond C4P she is not being called to run by the public, she has obstacles in her way that she would have to overcome, she has a lot of negative perceptions out there, including ones held by a majority of republicans. C4P perceptions are not representative of the general public. The rose colored glasses here need to be taken off to give her some fairness at the magnitude of this decision. I live in Texas... I know only ONE person who would vote for her if she ran. The same attitudes you all have for the other candidates are the same attitude many have towards Sarah.
It's not a simple choice to "save the country" or "not to save the country"
It would be a hard fought battle just to get the nomination and it's very likely that she would lose, given the deck stacked against her.
I'm just a little awestruck at the idea that the road would just be paved for her if she announced... it's completely not based in reality. There is no "anointed one" on the R side, they have to claw and fight for it, and those that lose are usually left with scars.
A little more respect is due to her at the magnitude of this decision, and the strength and fight it would take to even try. To pretend it would be easy for her is disrespectful IMO.
"they have to claw and fight for it" .... clawing and fighting and pinching, scratching, gouging, tripping- Sarah learned all she needs to know on a basketball court, as she famously claimed:
Delete"Play dirty, then whine and accuse your opposition of it" - Coach Sarah Woodenhead
"Coach Sarah Woodenhead" LMAO!! I must be really tired cuz that's hilarious!
DeleteDid you catch this match made in hell, Gryphen?
ReplyDeleteThese men are going to do their level best to buy the White House and our policy with Israel. This is big. This is hugely dangerous. This is what Democrats are up against with no matching financial behemoth on the Left.
It is becoming more and more crucial to vote Blue.
BIG MONEY UNITED: SHELDON GETS COZY WITH KOCHS
In late April, some 700 conservative luminaries, including presidential contenders, donors, fundraisers and former President George W. Bush, gathered at the Venetian casino and resort in Las Vegas for the Republican Jewish Coalition’s spring meeting, where Sheldon Adelson, the billionaire casino mogul and GOP megadonor, was holding court.
Among the assembled allies, well-wishers and supplicants who put in appearances was Tim Phillips, the head of Americans for Prosperity, the political centerpiece of the sprawling fundraising and advocacy network spearheaded by the billionaire brothers Charles and David Koch.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/14/sheldon-adelson-koch-brothers_n_7563866.html
Koch brothers will see to it she eats a gun! Oopsy daisy like 2002!
DeleteWell that will be the last time The One Truth posts at C4P! Begone blasphemer! Sarah is waiting to announce, playing 3 di mentional chess while the others fall. She has been vetted like no other candidate! And at this point we get a load of crap about her taking on crony capitalists and saving America based on the Constitution which is based on God and the WHITE House will be held by white people once again and not a commie Kenyon Muslim! and the gay people will learn to shut up and quit trying to get married! and women will keep their hair long and quit taking mens jobs and people like Caitlyn Jenner will stay in the closet because we find it weird
ReplyDeleteHowever Josh Duggar is to be forgiven and stood up for, after all at least he's not gay, right?
Hope you all know this is sarcasm, this much idiocy can only be taken for real by Palins posse.
Hard to relate to anything Palin, but living in Korea and Japan in the early to late 80s, a coveted item for children was chewing gum allegedly made from whale blubber--white, mostly flavorless, but with long-lasting chewiness.
ReplyDeleteSarah, you and your dumb fucking daughter are the height of ridicule and rightfully so. Fuck off the both of you, useless c_nts
ReplyDelete"To know her is to LOATHE her" Despicable, vile, hate spewing bitch. There is nothing feminine about her, with her foul mouth and her tough stance. Anything for a buck, that is her mantra. Or, as Toad would say "What's in it for us?" Apparently, not much, since he has flown the coop!!
ReplyDeleteHilary said yesterday. "I have been called a lot of names" but "quitter" is not one of them. OMG did I laugh. Im thinkin of old sarah's face when she heard that. QUITTER. queen quitter. a quitter with hand out and snot nose.
ReplyDeleteCorinthians was written by the misogynistic Pharisee named Paul of tarsus. His militant, sexidt, and hateful shite, has caused untold suffering for 2000 years.
ReplyDeleteot Sarah Palin's Derp: Rachel Dolezal, Race, And Trolling
ReplyDeletehttp://crooksandliars.com/2015/06/sarah-palins-derp-rachel-dolezal-and-libs
Comparing Rachel Dolezal to transgender people is scientifically absurd
Deletehttp://americablog.com/2015/06/comparing-rachel-dolezal-trans-scientifically-absurd.html
How white skin evolved in Europeans: Pale complexions only spread in the region 8,000 years ago, study claims
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Yep, saw that article and the ending certainly has some Palin zingers. Unfortunately the author got Tripp and Trig mixed up...
DeleteShe stepped down from her job, emulating Sarah Palin's idea, wonder if Sarah will sue Rachel for using her idea?
Deletemisogyny in the bible is so damaging & hateful & has been spread over the world for centuries. Thanks for the info!
ReplyDeleteLOOVE that photo of pissy Brissy. No posing, no fish lips, just her in her natural habitat drunk as a skunk.
ReplyDeleteI kind of feel sorry for Puddles(Bristol) . She WAS an attractive young girl that had every opportunity to amount to something but chose to allow the Witch of Wassila control her life. Now her head is too big for her skinny body and no wonder DuhCota ran when he saw her naked. Maybe she can continue to mimic Kim Kardashian if she grows a big ass and does a couple of sex videos to show online..New reality gig could be Trying to Keep up with the Kardashians.
DeleteNo doubt the speaking fees for Bristol have dried up. Here is an idea. Contact Depends adult underwear. They could use the photo of pissy Brissy as a warning to other women. "Planning a night of boozing and brawling? Stop at the store , pick up Depends adult diapers when you stop for Altoids" There is an ad people WILL believe, not those abstinence talks, that EVERYONe knew you could not adher to yourself. Do as I say, not as I do.
ReplyDeleteBristol didn't have speaking gigs because she knew she was getting married and didn't want any distractions.
DeleteI think YOU were fooled. Where is the wedding dress, bridesmaids dresses, flowers? With one week until the :Woot Woot" big day, no plans seems to have been in place.
Delete8:46 AM Are the official Palin apologist? Don't you mean that Bristol knew that she was NOT getting married? Is she a runaway bride? Are her speaking engagements just like her marriage engagement? Bwahahahaha, what a fool you are. Dakota was just another Trial Daddy to fuck for awhile.
DeleteLooking for a good laugh (about Ms Palin)?
ReplyDeleteCheck this out - http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/sarahpalinchannel.com
1 Cor 13:11
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
In other words, Alaska grew up and put away childish Sarah.
It loses something when you have to explain the punchline.
Gee, I feel so left out. You know, I heard rumors of a remake of "hee haw", apparently it's only available in Alaska? All kidding aside, I like this type of comedy, Second City TV, SNL lite, and live comedy clubs.
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me the microclimate in Wasilly just got warmer. .