After all we exist to help, right?
Right?
Oh come on, just say right.
Anyhow I thought I would start the ball rolling with some of my choices, such as Stripp Palin, or Spazz Palin, or perhaps Cinnamon Palin. (You know just in case...)
Or perhaps she wants to honor the military by naming it after a branch of the service or a specific rank, such as Ranger Palin, or Sailor Palin, or Private Palin, or First Specialist Palin.
But then I started thinking that the Palins like to name their children after where they were conceived, you know like Track, Piper, and Bristol Palin.
So that got me thinking that perhaps the child could be called Backseat Palin, or Dirty Bathroom Floor Palin, or perhaps Behind MY Fiance's Back Palin.
Well I'm just spitballing, but perhaps some of YOU have even better names to contribute.
You know, because we are all about helping. Right?
Update: For those who are feeling particularity sorry of Bristol or think we are being mean, take a look at how she is described in an article entitled "Stars Who Refuse to Admit their 15 Minutes of Fame are Over":
When your path to fame is built by being the daughter of an insane Alaskan politician-turned-talking-head, you need to milk that moose for all it’s worth. Sarah Palin’s daughter became a vocal abstinence spokesgirl, despite being a teen mom herself, but failed to ride her mother’s coattails when Sarah disastrously lost her political power. Instead, Bristol appears on reality shows whenever she can, and continues to barf out backward political opinions as loudly as she can so people will notice her again.
Yeah I somehow don't think that my post on baby names is going to be the meanest thing that Bristol reads about herself this week. Or even today.
I think "Tweet Palin" would be appropriate.
ReplyDeleteThat's actually sort of cute for a girl, AND it fits in with their real-world style. You have a kind heart.
DeleteHow about Twee Palin?
DeleteTrout Tweet Palin
DeleteTrump Tater Palin
Tipsy Tatertot Palin
Tequila Marie Palin
Twerk Troutmouth Palin
Cinnamon Palin!!! LOVE THAT (Just in case) LMAO!!!
DeleteDon't forget the men who will be father figures and most important to Bristol's daughter. I don't think she can leave the Heaths out of the name.
Deletehttp://cdn1.us4palin.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/palin-heath-montage-2015.jpg
If Bristol knows who the father is, she will add his name to the mix. If she wants the father to be Dakota, she will honor the baby girl with one of his names.
Bristol owes all she has to her mother. It would be a shame for her to abandon her mother when it comes to a name for her first known daughter.
McKinley or Kinley but definitely not Denali!
DeleteTruck or Trailer will do, Candy if it's a girl.
ReplyDeleteBristol should name her baby
ReplyDelete"OOPS"
Ima Mystaque Palin
DeleteVegas Palin
ReplyDeleteOr even Las Palin
DeleteIt will be a T name (maybe even Tr) because Bristol is lazy and has no creativity. But they have to be "unique" because Bristol thinks it will make her look cool and let her fake being "creative." (plus, she emulates celebrities and Kim K. named her baby girl the ridiculous name, North).
ReplyDeleteI know there will be some very funny suggestions, but I'm putting in a few serious ones: True, Trinity, or Tuesday.
Trap, obviously
ReplyDelete...although it doesn't seem like the plan worked.
If so, it will be Trapp because, you know, Tripp.
DeleteVegas Palin.
ReplyDeleteSuch a beautiful name.
Disappointment Palin
ReplyDeleteHuge Disappointment.
Delete"Exotic Palin" after the child's godmother and Bristol's BFF, Marina "The Exotic Russian Ho' . "
ReplyDelete"Tweet Palin" as suggested earlier would be good.
"Trick Palin." After all, the child is the result of Bristol turning tricks in Vegas.
"Trapp Palin" to describe what she and Sarah tried to do to Dakota.
"Trash Palin" to describe the entire family.
"Tramp Palin" for obvious reasons.
Or, how about "Poor Innocent Child" -- because that's what she is -- this innocent child does not deserve what awaits her.
Ok, I think Trapp is brilliant.
DeleteWinnebago?
ReplyDelete++++++
DeleteHow about "Whineabago?"
DeleteTrite.
ReplyDeleteDon't we have better things to do?
Apparently not.
DeleteHi, Alicia. Hey, how about Alicia Palin?
Delete7:10 who is Alicia, and why do you call me that when all I said was something reasonable. This site makes Bristol more famous than any other place on the 'net, and to sit here making snarky baby names just plays into her whining. Bristol is not worth our time, no matter how stupid she is.
DeleteNah. Trite is a little demeaning for a girl's name.
Delete7:44, you can't suggest a name (Trite) and then complain about the game.
DeleteAlicia would like Troll Palin, since none of Bristol Palin's bastard babies ever have the unknown Father's name. What did she name the DWTS baby?
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trite means not interesting because it's been used too often to be effective. banal, repetitive, dull. Bristol's babies have become trite.
Delete7:44 If you don't want to be called Alicia, don't clone yourself to be her.
Delete8:09 perhaps I wasn't naming the baby. Perhaps it was a comment on the subject?
Deleteperhaps......
8:19, clever, but unlikely......
DeleteI don't today, recovering from surgery and can't drive or do much. Plus, since it's obvious that her own Mom Sarah Plin hasn't acknowledged this mistake....oh, wait..... I mean planned pregnancy and there is no baby daddy claiming this fetus that it is up to us to step up to the plate.
DeletePistol Palin
ReplyDeleteI had the exact same thought!
DeleteLove it!
DeleteThis is mean.
ReplyDeleteThis is humor.
DeleteBristol is the mean girl.
DeleteBut Bristol's "Go fuck yourself" responses to comments is not mean? "Giddy assholes" is not mean?
DeleteTrig
ReplyDeleteTripp
Trite
I like Candy or Candies - haha Also - as previously suggested - Vegas is perfect.
ReplyDeleteSelfie?
ReplyDeleteJesus Tyrone Palin
ReplyDeleteLOL. I'm reading this with and without a comma.
DeleteTrapp Von Vegas Palin
ReplyDeleteMarina Van Trapp Palin
DeleteJunkette Palin
ReplyDeleteI think Abstinence Palin sounds pretty.
ReplyDeleteDarn, you beat me to it!
DeleteSorry! But the baby still needs a middle name!. Any ideas?
DeleteFirst name Snow. Middle name Machine.
DeleteThis best tribute Bristol can give the child is to give her the name Sarah after her grandmother.
DeleteBristol is unwed, she will keep the name Palin and it will go to the child. She doesn't need to honor Todd anymore.
Marina Sarah has a nice ring to it.
6:51/7:18, 7:01 here. How about Abstinence Candie or Abstinence Prudence?
DeleteOr Abby Normal.
Delete(shameless Young Frankenstein reference)
I like Prudence! She could even go by Abby Pru Palin.
DeleteAbby (Short for Abstinence.) Dakota F. Michael Moore Palin. Or, what about Honor? Or, PR (short for very public relations,)
DeleteAnutter Prop Palin
Deletei think Governor Palin would endear her to grandma.
ReplyDeleteAll is left is Tragg and Trogg i believe.
ReplyDeleteFourth.
ReplyDeleteWell, Private is out........
ReplyDeleteTwig? Twilight? Tron?
ReplyDeleteTripp and Twitt
ReplyDeleteBrawly Palin.
ReplyDeleteBra Lee Palin
DeleteMystery Palin
ReplyDeleteChastity????
ReplyDeleteBristol wouldn't know what chastity meant or how to spell it.
DeleteI just think this is mean.
ReplyDeleteAnd unfair. G, please don't go this route.
DeleteYou know if this were anybody else I might agree.
DeleteBut considering the hateful, and deceitful things that have been coming from her ghostwritten blog lately I think it is essentially open season at this point.
I don't think this is mean. I am looking for the link to where the LV bes are made about the delivery date and things like that. I think even Bristol will like it if folks have some fun with this. Attention is what the Palins are about. This is a great opportunity for the Palins to get noticed and it isn't in the bad way like when Nancy French writes for them.
DeleteHow is this unfair?
DeleteHey, Bristol is the one posting those stupid ghost written blabs. She's the one telling people not to judge when she and Nancy do some heavy duty judging.
DeleteShe wants to be a celebrity. Stuff like this goes with that territory. Done deal.
DeleteI think it crosses the line to being mean and not funny. I agree that Bristol's 15 minutes are up and she can't reclaim or restore it given the cancelled engagement and pregnancy with no father named. She can spew untruths, distort ions and posture via blog posts but she is where she chose experiencing the consequences.
DeleteHer situation is made worse by her mother and the blog. They all appear foolish and ridiculous in light of the circumstances from the celebrate life party to fish lip FU photos and public sharing.
It would be wise for them to suck it up and cease trying for a spotlight.
7:34, I can't articulate it very well, why it feels unfair. It's not a make-believe child, it's an actual child close to being born. Making up awful names for her, as a way to get at Bristle, is like tainting her before she's done a thing in life except have the misfortune of being born to a Palin. She's going to have a hard enough time of things.
DeleteYour excuses sound about like those a 14 year old mean girl might use when she gets herself cornered by her own bullshit.
Delete"but she did this...."
Is this the way responsible grown men go about in society? Is this being a man to you?
I agree, Nefer.
DeleteWhen did the 'she deserves it' self-justification for bullying become acceptable?
8:30 AM Too bad that you are butthurt by the post, but you don't intimidate anyone here. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Most of the comments here are from women, so take your attacks over to that fake Brancy blog, where Nancy French pretends to be an immature 24 year old bastard baby maker. Do you consider all of the sick postings by Brancy to be responsible, even though there is no research done on their subjects? Call yourself a Whammmmbulance.
Delete...suck it up and cease trying for a spotlight....
DeleteNot going to happen. People are free to have opinions. Bristol has made her bed and she is a public figure who has a name and that is continually a commodity Sarah and bots continue to promote.
When a family values grandmother has to go silent about such a joyful life event as a baby that is like the biggest promotion a grandmother could do. Regular families. like say the Clintons way of handling grandparenting, is healthier. They are out front and not promoting a mistake by looking like it is a crime to be covered up.
Didn't the Palins even speak to a legit public relations firm about how to handle this?
Who in their right mind is going to handle a family matter like the birth of a baby by going silent?
Any person knows that promoting this as if it is a crime or a mystery that can't be mentioned is not playing with a full deck. They are asking for more ridicule and interest in the child going into a family. One where it looks like she is already abused with grandparents that ignore and neglect the baby.
I agree with Nefer and yes 8:30 I've had enough and am leaving now. Be back for the next post.
DeleteI'd rather think up new names for Bristol- an adult who has shown herself to be worthy or scorn- than an innocent baby who may get to read this someday.
The Palins are habitual liars. They have one fake pregnancy under their belt and they can puff up with pride for a successful fraud with Sarah's Sponge Bob Pillow baby.
DeleteHow do we even know if there is a baby this time? Will they get rid of it, has that happened already? Stillborn? Miscarriage?
Bristol could pop up with a replacement baby for one of her fetus.
Let's face it, the Palins lie.
Not everyone is sure there is a baby.
Well 9:04, of course most the posts are by women.... that is the point.... a grown man catting around with his gossipy women, setting up a forum to lambaste a 20 something mother and her unborn child. Bristol Palin or not, it is very odd.
DeleteButthurt? Hardly. Just questioning Gryph's reasoning that seems very bare. Gryph often makes himself out to be a man of valor when it comes to protecting children and standing up for women.... So frankly, I think he is full of it.
Real men don't go anywhere near what Gryph is doing here.
This poor child is in for a heck of a life. In school she will be teased about her mother being the town tramp. Nobody will expect much from her. Bristles should do what she has done before, hand the baby off to someone else to raise. Give this child a fighting chance away from Alaska and any PayMe.
ReplyDeleteNo worry. Bristol will homeschool the child herself because Palins have no respect for teachers or actual education.
DeleteHopefully 6 years from now Bristol will have learned to sit down, shut up, stop being her mother's puppet and live her life privately. Once Bristol realizes her 15 minutes are over perhaps the child can have a normal life. I kinda doubt it though - Bristol got a taste of fame and wants more.
How about Trinity? Weren't there 3 possible daddies at one time?
ReplyDeleteThere was possibly a time it was 3.
DeleteInfinity ∞ might be better now. She would have her own symbol. Bristol can give Infinity her own gang sign.
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Sorry, Trinity is too close to Trig, I mean, Trisomy.
DeleteI would like to see her give the girl a traditional name like Jacqueline.
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin works, it would be an honor to her boss to have a little Jacki. One on the best people in the world to Bristol is her boss.
http://malialitman.com/2015/07/24/bristol-palin-works-for-dr-jack-me-off/
Tryst.
ReplyDeleteTricky?
ReplyDeleteTrixie?
DeleteTrick, because she and Marina were turning tricks in Las Vegas. To match the spelling of Tripp, the kid could be named Trixx.
DeleteYes, this is the life the planned baby was meant to be born into.
DeleteShe needs to be helped to grow accustomed to what is in store for her.
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Has anyone suggested "Trick" yet? Because since Sarahpac seems to be drying up, perhaps that's how she's supplementing her income?
ReplyDeleteIt could be considered mean to name the baby in jest.
ReplyDeleteBut, the baby was announced by the mother on a blog, to strangers, for clicks. This poor child is not being mocked, but the mother who exploits her sad situation for money and gossip rag offers. She is banking on getting maximum profit from this birth. She'll be offered either People or Us Magazine photo shoot with the newborn and expect a gold mine from it.
Bristol knows how to sensationalize and she's sensationalized Tripp, put the little kid in front of cameras, on a reality TV show, confusing this poor child. He didn't fit in with regular society, being a Palin, but to add insult to injury, Bristol trained him for the cameras, and the little kid was shuffled from apartment to home to city from city, without a father figure in his early development. She used and abused him. I hope she isn't planning on doing the same with her new daughter; but I'd guess she's searching for a reality TV show gig now as we speak.
I would say that we care enough about the baby that we would persuade Bristol not to let us know even what she's named it, until it's 18 years old (meaning, don't photograph it, don't mention it, don't exploit it). Whoever the father is, he'd better be ready for a fight, because his baby will be a Palin business venture, just like Tripp was.
After the last reality shows were a bust, what makes them think that anyone would watch a new one? Rill America is just not that into them, no matter what they say or do.
DeleteBristol could have found a sane and decent adult to announce her pregnancy. Had the family consulted a good professional PR firm Sarah, the family as well, could have done right and made supportive statements.
DeleteSilence and abandonment is about as cruel and mean as it gets.
Instead the path they chose for this baby is to embed it in their life of lies, especially the lies they are known for about their pregnancies. Bristol markets all her crap on that Instagram. Sarah promotes by using Bristol and Nancy on her blog with Bristol's name.
Many of Bristol's posts are of her mocking something. It is a form of expression that Bristol likes and she may comprehend a few things with the mocking. She thinks it is cool so all is well with any mocking.
Well, when you are an unloving and self-involved mother (sic)like Sarah, this is the way it's done. Will she ever show any tenderness for this new innocent little life? What do you think? Sarah loves only Sarah... and $$$$$$$$$$$$!
DeleteTrial (daddies) Palin
ReplyDeleteIt's going to reflect their faux love of God, country and the military.....Honor Mary Pistol Palin???But if fitting in line with the "Tr" assembly, I would go with Trixie. But who's last name will she have?
ReplyDeleteHow about Trixie Treat Palin, rolls off the tongue very naturally.
Delete@7:52 Trixie Treat is a great name, especially if the baby is born around Halloween.
DeleteHow right you are -- ". . . to reflect their faux love of God, country, and the military . . . "
DeleteI can see it now: Poor child brought home swaddled in red, white, and blue with a camouflage Duck Dynasty cap!!!
Lot of the fundies lately have been naming their children Israel; Packin Israel Palin?
ReplyDeleteShe'd probably spell it "Isreal."
DeleteGawd Sarah Isreal Palin.
DeleteSally
ReplyDeleteSarah
Starr
Maybe Bristol wants to stay away from "S" names...
Sherry, Sadie, Sunny, Shailey
The Snapper
ReplyDeleteFor you outdoors lovers, we have neighbors with two boys named Remington and Hoyt. (He hunts.)
ReplyDeleteTrapp, as in Bristol and Sarah almost trapped Dakota into marrying Bristol. But Trapp doesn't sound like a girl's name. It is more of a boy's name.
ReplyDeleteSince Bristol called her fling in Vegas the night that ruined her life, I think that she could call this kid Trypp, meaning that it was Bristol who tripped up.
Bristol doesn't sound like a girl's name either.
DeleteSo it "ruined her life", did it? What did she do, take Marina's advice and charge for it? Or maybe do a porn flick?
DeleteInsta Vegas Palin
ReplyDeleteAs long as we're thinking of T names, Trash.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Bristol could play a political card and go for the billions, Trump.
Trash Heath Palin.
DeleteCharlotte Clinton Mezvinsky
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't work to name the child Cletus or Trapp Palin Palin. The name Todd is for a man.
Bristol could go with Cletus Sarah Palin or Trapp Sarah Palin.
Toot Sweet Palin
ReplyDelete;)
Immaculate Conception Palin
ReplyDeleteMymotherisnotanidiot Palin
Fishlips Palin
Planned Palin
Nota Disappointment Palin
Whoze Mydaddy Palin
Hotel Room Vegas Palin
Drunk Hookup Palin
Bartles and James Palin
$300 Sunglasses Thong Dress Palin
Anne T. Choice Palin
Ihavemymotherschin Palin
Entitlement Palin
Hypocrites Rock Palin
Gaymarriage Sux Palin
Nobirthcontrol Foryou Palin
Abstinence Oops Palin
Speak American Palin
Where's Mygun Palin
Almost A. Moh's Kid Palin
Mylifesgonnasuck Palin
Dontjudgeme Palin
Whathappensin Vegas Palin
Dissing Granny Palin
DeleteYou have several unflippinbelievably good band names there...
DeleteAnne T. Choice Palin is a winner!
DeleteLil' Asskicker Palin
ReplyDeleteCandy Vegas Palin
ReplyDeleteAmericus, or Constitution, #tcot?
ReplyDeleteBristol Sheeran Marie Palin, Sarah honored her mother using her name for her first daughter.
ReplyDeleteSarah, Lou or Heath must be one of the girl's names.
I think the name Fall would be nice. As in these are my two children, "Tripp and Fall." But I expect her to copy the Kardashians and name the child either South, East, or West.
ReplyDeleteGood one! :)
Delete"Fall" - great idea, 8:30 a.m.! Tripp and Fall! Perfect. Those poor Palin offspring!
DeleteWell, the media whore wanted attention and she is getting it.
ReplyDeleteTrash 'N Dash works for me
ReplyDeleteTruer words never spoken?
Bristol Palin Shocked To Learn She Is A Idiot
Read more at http://wonkette.com/594760/bristol-palin-shocked-to-learn-she-is-a-idiot#lJZXsSApx1IhsR8q.99
Ol' Brissie is an incorporated Public Relations business. Public relations is getting your name out there with out paying for advertising. Promoting herself and Mommie? Are we helping her by giving her a free buzz with our comments?
ReplyDeleteIf we are being mean, it all started with her Mom and all the pregnancy fuck ups and putting her daughter on stage as a padded up prop. After that Bristol brought all the punchlines on herself. She victimized herself.
This is not mean. This is helpful for her. She is a total bore and word would not get out that she was called an idiot by the flower sending lady if she didn't have help.
DeleteOh yes because the girl who lives privately and is stalked by immoral democrats with no lives.. oh nevermind. Reasoning with a blogging liberal is worthless.
DeleteHow many more months is Bristol going to claim to be 7 months pregnant? Didn't Sarah Palin claim to be 7 months pregnant with her faux Trig pregnancy before anyone noticed that she was pregnant?
ReplyDeleteLucky Sarah Seven Palin.
DeleteWhy is there a Palin pregnancy every year?
ReplyDeleteBecause they don't use birth control and hump like alley cats.
DeleteAt least provide proof.
DeleteSimilar to an earlier suggestion: Candace Abstinence Palin.
ReplyDeleteI truly feel sorry for the kid. She would be better off with anyone not associated with the narcissistic palin bunch.
ReplyDeleteHowever, a narcissist (any of 'em, all of 'em) would name her after what she coverts most - Celebrity Palin.
I feel sorry for the kid, too. What a legacy for her. Bristol's announcement of her pregnancy was that it was a huge disappointment. Does she realize that one day the baby will grow up and be able to read about Bristol on the internet. And, she will always wonder who her father is. If she has an inherited medical condition, she deserves to know about his family's medical history.
DeleteBristol think "Narcissist" is a pretty name for a girl.
DeleteI feel sorry for the kid because her own mom announced she was a "disappointment" on a blog post.
DeleteTina Marina
ReplyDeleteBacke Seat Palin IV
ReplyDeleteThis is what Bristol Palin looked like after 8 weeks of strenuous DWTS rehearsals.
ReplyDeletehttp://s406.photobucket.com/user/WestCorrespondent/media/Bristol%20Palin/PalinBristol110107b.jpg.html?t=1290550592
Was that also 'getting ahead of herself'?
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Wearing a scarf in 90 degree Haiti with a t-shirt? What was the purpose of that? Hide the belly?
Tryst
ReplyDeleteTrouble?
ReplyDeleteHappy Ending Palin!
ReplyDeleteHappy for short!
Marina told me Bristol is considering the name "Verity Faith Palin". No joke. Poor child. Being named "truth" essentially, in that family. God.
ReplyDeleteIf it was a boy she was going to name it Koty, pronounced Cody. As a big FU to Dakota, and a way to make the public buy the line that the baby was planned and is Dakota's child. (It wasn't and it isn't)
Bristol believes the father is one of two guys that were with her in Las Vegas. One of them is black and that is why Sarah is not saying boo about this baby. She wants to know how to spin it for her last simpleton PAC contributors so she has to wait and see what the poor little lass looks like.
Bristol could still use the name Dakota, Coty-- or Koty for short-- as in Dakota Fanning. It's also a girl's name.
DeleteSo if the baby is mixed race, I guess there won't be photos in People magazine. Or the baby's face will be well covered by a blanket. And, there is nothing wrong with Bristol having sex with a black guy. Her mother did it, too.
DeleteThis all sounds like it could be true, but why would Marina be telling you this stuff?
DeleteJust now at C$P they mentioned that Barstool is taking all the flak and Dakota isn't getting the flak. They still believe the baby is Dakotas, won't it be "special" when Dakota is forced to say it isn't his to save his reputation. When that baby is born the gossip rags will have a field day no wonder Mama Grizzly is silent.. maybe she will even shit in the woods thus proving the theory about bears and their bowel movements.
DeleteThe child could have been tested for DNA at about 5 weeks along.
DeleteYour saying Bristol and Sarah would not have done that and learned who the father is?
Why not? Don't they want to be prepared?
It makes no sense they would wait until the birth.
Babies can change drastically after birth so they can't go by what they see when it is born.
Stop. Lies only continue to fuck up everyone here.
DeleteWell she was going to name the baby Chlamydia until her Doctor explained to her that just because he mentioned it she really should not use it as a baby's name.
ReplyDeleteJust use a variation: Chloe Medea
DeleteBristol the Pistol is a straight shooter. She would never mock anyone, nor would she teach her children to mock.
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Hypothesis
Bristol is A Idiot and also a hypocritical asshole.
Now let’s TEST that hypothesis, by picking out the Top Ten Most Recent Times Bristol Was A Idiot.
http://wonkette.com/594760/bristol-palin-shocked-to-learn-she-is-a-idiot
McKinley or Kinley
ReplyDeleteHA! She'll name it Dakota to keep everyone, especially him, thinking the kid belongs to the MOH recipient. And yet she will NEVER have a DNA test done.
ReplyDeleteHe will demand a DNA test and sue her if she tries to imply that. Being though of as a deadbeat dad isn't good for his image.
DeleteTruancy Grizzelda Palin
ReplyDeletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truancy
How about "immaculate" lol
ReplyDeleteThe scorned woman will name it something close to the lady man who scorned her & that may give us a hint of the baby-daddy, whom I think is josh digger
ReplyDeleteI highly doubt Bristle has any idea of who the baby daddy is.
DeleteWho is scorned? This is about Bristol, a happy woman.
Delete*Last not lady. Oops
ReplyDeleteAbby, short for abstinence.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great idea, worth hundreds of thousands of dollars for some lame speeches.
DeletePerfect!
DeleteBristol the Sex Pistol already has a deal with People Mag for the baby name reveal.
ReplyDeleteBecause she's approached media so much in the last 2 years? Not.
DeleteCandy/Candace or Tenacity.
ReplyDeleteI truly feel sorry for this child that Bristol is bringing into the world. Another heck of a mess!!! Another Palin! God, forbid! I personally think she should have had an abortion.
And this one won't even have another family to escape to ever weekend or so.
DeleteHer life has never been a mess.
DeleteEveryone is excited. You have no right to opine on a stranger's baby.
DeleteBrokin Condim Palin
ReplyDeletePlanne D. Mystake Palin
ReplyDeleteIt's quite obvious that she should stay on the same theme as Tripp's name so it should be Shailey Palin ( like Tripp named after her pimp Dad Todd's favorite hooker).
ReplyDeleteStop.
DeleteTrichomoniasis Palin
ReplyDeleteThe woman doesn't feel sorry for all the damage she's done with her hateful blog &posts. So I don't feel for her.
ReplyDeleteWhat damage? Funny you write this at a blog that has started hundreds of rumors and lies.
DeleteIt's no one's fault that the media cannot fairly and accurately report words written. Except the media's.
DeleteAre we also going to have a contest to guess the Baby Daddy?
ReplyDeleteSarah's fans in the Pee Pond are sure that it's Dakota and that it is time for him to step up. Other choices: Joey Junker in January or the night that Bristol ruined her life in Las Vegas, middle of February with Marina. Maybe Marina caught his name (their names). Can you fill out the birth certificate: Father Unknown?
People need to continue to let these people live in private. They publicize nothing in their lives or relationships. There is no psychotic sister in law with a stripper name that starts with M.
DeleteWhy are we STILL taking inside jokes out of context? Bristol did not ruin her life. They were joking about something as friends do.You create so many lies with out of context shit that it's driven you nuts.
DeleteIt can, and probably will, be left blank! That poor child when she's old enough to begin asking questions of her 'loose' mother and grandmother.
DeleteI was hoping for a boy since Bristol called the baby a Huge Disappointment. That way, he could be named Hugh. Now that Bristol tells us that she's expecting a girl, I guess it will have to be Eugenia, but we'll call her You-Gee for short. Rhymes with Yuuuuge, as Donald Trump always says.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she's going to present a perfect lily white baby girl as hers when the time comes, but it won't have come from her loins. The arrangements have probably already been made to switch the real dark skinned baby she births, plus cash, for a perfect, blond haired, white baby.
ReplyDeleteAnd she (the baby) will be wearing $300 sunglasses for the photo op !
Point of this?
DeleteI suggest Kimberly Clark, after a line of products Bristol has heard of but seldom needs.
ReplyDeleteConcerning lies about Bristol, written by ill democrats, you know it's bad when Sunny, the least civil human on the planet, defends her away from facebook.
ReplyDeleteWhoosmidaddy Palin ..... perfect name for this kid.
ReplyDelete