Monday, October 12, 2015
Time to brainstorm some baby names for Bristol Palin's newest bundle of joy. Update!
After all we exist to help, right?
Oh come on, just say right.
Anyhow I thought I would start the ball rolling with some of my choices, such as Stripp Palin, or Spazz Palin, or perhaps Cinnamon Palin. (You know just in case...)
Or perhaps she wants to honor the military by naming it after a branch of the service or a specific rank, such as Ranger Palin, or Sailor Palin, or Private Palin, or First Specialist Palin.
But then I started thinking that the Palins like to name their children after where they were conceived, you know like Track, Piper, and Bristol Palin.
So that got me thinking that perhaps the child could be called Backseat Palin, or Dirty Bathroom Floor Palin, or perhaps Behind MY Fiance's Back Palin.
Well I'm just spitballing, but perhaps some of YOU have even better names to contribute.
You know, because we are all about helping. Right?
Update: For those who are feeling particularity sorry of Bristol or think we are being mean, take a look at how she is described in an article entitled "Stars Who Refuse to Admit their 15 Minutes of Fame are Over":
When your path to fame is built by being the daughter of an insane Alaskan politician-turned-talking-head, you need to milk that moose for all it’s worth. Sarah Palin’s daughter became a vocal abstinence spokesgirl, despite being a teen mom herself, but failed to ride her mother’s coattails when Sarah disastrously lost her political power. Instead, Bristol appears on reality shows whenever she can, and continues to barf out backward political opinions as loudly as she can so people will notice her again.
Yeah I somehow don't think that my post on baby names is going to be the meanest thing that Bristol reads about herself this week. Or even today.