Just what the world needs, another Palin.

welcome to the world Atlee Bay 🎀💕

A post shared by Bristol Meyer (@bsmp2) on May 8, 2017 at 3:12pm PDT

"Atlee Bay Meyer?" Why don't they just send this kid to school with a "Kick Me" sign on her back?

Bristol reveals the name of her new baby. No seriously, this is the name.

Courtesy of Bristol's Pikore account: 

when you find out @kristincavallari named her baby the exact name you are naming yours 🙀😳 what a weird coincidence .. congrats on your new bundle, and I do love her name.. Still naming my baby girl Sailor! 🙊😻❤️

Well we all know that the Palins REALLY like to name their children unusual names, but after a military branch of the service?

At least Kristin Cavallari had the intelligence to change the spelling a little.

I mean come on, a Palin named "Sailor," with the reputation that Bristol has? There is no way this is not going to result in hours of teasing from this little girl's schoolmates.

And you know here's a the thing. I actually tried to help.

As some of you might remember a little over a month ago, I wrote a post about potential baby names.

I received a lot of criticism, but in fact there was a method to my mocking.

Because you know sometimes I hear things.

So in my post I wrote the following:

Or perhaps she wants to honor the military by naming it after a branch of the service or a specific rank, such as Ranger Palin, or Sailor Palin, or Private Palin, or First Specialist Palin. 

You know I thought that maybe, just maybe, seeing the name she picked for her child subjected to a little teasing by a liberal blog her family hates before it's birth, MIGHT just convince her to go in another direction.

However such was not the case.

So yes it appears that there will actually be a Sailor Palin.

Assuming of course she does not have a baby daddy that she is planning to blame for not pulling out.

In which case we might instead see a Sailor Meyer or Sailor Junker.

Yep, the kid does not stand a chance.

But hey, I tried.

Time to brainstorm some baby names for Bristol Palin's newest bundle of joy. Update!

It occurred to me yesterday that since Bristol has finally confirmed that she is indeed having a baby girl, that we here at IM could perhaps help her to come up with a couple of baby name choices.

After all we exist to help, right?

Right?

Oh come on, just say right.

Anyhow I thought I would start the ball rolling with some of my choices, such as Stripp Palin, or Spazz Palin, or perhaps Cinnamon Palin. (You know just in case...)

Or perhaps she wants to honor the military by naming it after a branch of the service or a specific rank, such as Ranger Palin, or Sailor Palin, or Private Palin, or First Specialist Palin.

But then I started thinking that the Palins like to name their children after where they were conceived, you know like Track, Piper, and Bristol Palin.

So that got me thinking that perhaps the child could be called Backseat Palin, or Dirty Bathroom Floor Palin, or perhaps Behind MY Fiance's Back Palin.

Well I'm just spitballing, but perhaps some of YOU have even better names to contribute.

You know, because we are all about helping. Right?

Update: For those who are feeling particularity sorry of Bristol or think we are being mean, take a look at how she is described in an article entitled "Stars Who Refuse to Admit their 15 Minutes of Fame are Over": 

When your path to fame is built by being the daughter of an insane Alaskan politician-turned-talking-head, you need to milk that moose for all it’s worth. Sarah Palin’s daughter became a vocal abstinence spokesgirl, despite being a teen mom herself, but failed to ride her mother’s coattails when Sarah disastrously lost her political power. Instead, Bristol appears on reality shows whenever she can, and continues to barf out backward political opinions as loudly as she can so people will notice her again. 

Yeah I somehow don't think that my post on baby names is going to be the meanest thing that Bristol reads about herself this week. Or even today.