Friday, November 27, 2015
It's Black Friday! Everybody take cover until it blows over!
Nice try corporate America but if you want me to participate in the shopping equivalent of the Hunger Games you're going to have to offer something a little more tantalizing than 40% off of big screen TV's. (Besides I already have a big screen TV.)
After all I'm a guy, and as a guy this is essentially my caveman like approach to shopping:
"Ugh me need clothes."
Three months later:
"Ugh me still need clothes."
Then another six months after that:
"Ugh me all out of clothes without holes, must go shopping now."
At the store:
"Ugh these clothes next to entrance. Good enough, me buy."
Later at home:
"Ugh hate all of new clothes, me still wear old tattered clothes instead. What's on TV?"
That essentially it, only sometimes it is more primitive.
So you all enjoy your day of allowing big business to manipulate you into acting like animals. I will be right here at home, eating, sleeping, and scratching myself.
You know like an animal, but one who still has money on his credit card.