Saturday, February 06, 2016

I don't think that Ted Cruz's campaign staff are doing him any favors.

Take a moment and Google "TRUS."

Here I'll do it for you:

A transrectal ultrasound (TRUS) is an ultrasound technique that is used to view a man's prostate and surrounding tissues. The ultrasound transducer (probe) sends sound waves through the wall of the rectum into the prostate gland, which is located directly in front of the rectum.

So essentially the ad suggests that we anally probe Ted Cruz.

Which if you think about it makes perfect sense, because I am pretty sure that is where his ideas originate.

(H/T to the Daily Kos.)

46 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:05 AM

    My mind reads the logo as TrussTed.

    truss: to tie up (someone) tightly to prevent movement, as in trussing a turkey prior to cooking; a truss (belt) worn to contain a hernia

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    1. Yes. My first thought, too. And what is with those eyebrows, frozen in the "Don't hit me" position most of the time. Maybe that should be "Don't truss me!" position.

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    2. Anonymous10:01 AM

      He's trying to look trustworthy. Same look as when they tell him to look 'honest.' He just can't pull it off..too much hate inside. And Jesus is sick of being used by the Cruz cabal.

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    3. Anonymous10:04 AM

      Me too. But the ultrasound is the perfect image for this imbecile.
      Beaglemom

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    4. Anonymous10:15 AM

      Yep, truss him up and dump him in a deep lake.

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    5. Anonymous10:20 AM

      Trus, truss, or tar and feather the man; but, please, can we get him out of elected office and out of view/sound. Surely, his wife can get him a job with Goldman Sachs.

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    6. Anonymous12:42 PM

      Truss him up and mail him back to Canada.

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  2. Mindy9:09 AM

    Bringing over concern from friend blogs. We're for Gryphen In how he still allows his readers to comment outrageous bullshit claims that only victimize people. Whoever writes pretending to be family members, please examine yourself closely. You're not helping your friends here.

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    1. Anonymous9:24 AM

      Boo Hoo HOO.

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    2. Mindy:
      Have you read the outrageous BULLSHIT from the peepond, or are you just projecting your own bullshit from the peepond?
      This post is about Ted the Asshole Cruz. Come back when the post is about the Sarahskank, or her whoring daughter Barstool. Also, too, why should the family member reveal herself/his self? People that have gotten the wrath of the Palins have mysteriously met their demise.

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    3. Anonymous9:49 AM

      What?

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    4. Anonymous9:56 AM

      Mindy? Is that another fake name for the resident Concern Troll? MALOE is a family member, and you can't handle the truth. Sometimes you have to face reality, the Palins are LIARS. Most of Bristol's bastard babies have secret birth dates. Trig is Dylan Kolvig's son, Tristan is possibly Gino's daughter, Tripp is Levi's son, and Sailor is the mystery man's daughter, not Dakota Meyer's.

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    5. Anonymous9:59 AM

      Concern troll outs herself.
      Funny how family member proves herself right.
      First amendment, Mindy, piss off.

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    6. Lol, Alicia Mangledorf the psycho stalker strikes again!
      Amazing you have time to post here what with being "wife to Kevin", "mommy of Lucas and Miranda" and "lover of adventure". Who's pic did you steal for THIS latest fake insta profile, momXdeux ???

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  3. Anonymous9:22 AM

    I more worried about Rubio than Cruz.

    Fake Founding Fathers quotes make their way into gun bill at state Capitol

    http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/local/politics-government/article58712188.html

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    1. Anonymous10:01 AM

      "President Rubio" scares the bejeebus oiut of me.

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  4. Anonymous9:37 AM

    Teddy the CruZZer is a>

    P-ompous
    R-epugnant
    I-rresponsible
    C-ynical
    K-INK

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  5. Anonymous9:48 AM

    Photographer: Look sincere and honest . . . less creepy . . . less creepy. Um, ok, pretend you're looking at your wife. Um, OK. Less creepy. OK, not your wife, then. Let's try pretending you're looking at your kids. Hmmm. I guess we'll have to go with that, if that's the best you an do.

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    1. Anonymous10:16 AM

      After seeing that video of his daughter reacting to him pushing his ugly face into her personal space, you have to wonder wtf goes on in that house.

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    2. Anonymous10:49 AM

      Amen to that, 10:16 AM, ask my 8-year-old granddaughter about her birth father. Four years in the courts coming to fruition next month and she never has to see that rat bastid again.

      I was beyond creeped out watching that video.

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  6. Anonymous9:48 AM

    Photographer: Look sincere and honest . . . less creepy . . . less creepy. Um, ok, pretend you're looking at your wife. Um, OK. Less creepy. OK, not your wife, then. Let's try pretending you're looking at your kids. Hmmm. I guess we'll have to go with that, if that's the best you an do.

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  7. Anonymous9:59 AM

    looks like his staff hates him as much as the rest of us..Santorum couldn't live down that Google post..hope this one sticks to slimy Ted, too. Trust Ted? Not on your life...ever.

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    1. Anonymous1:10 PM

      And what's up with his nose? It's skinny and crooked and ugly. And his hair is always swimming in oil and grease.

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  8. Anonymous10:05 AM

    In every picture of Ted Cruz, the expression on his face seems to indicate an anal probe in progress. Sometimes nice ...and sometimes rough.

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    1. Anonymous11:03 AM

      YES! Haha!

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    2. Anonymous11:33 AM

      Double yes! Like he has a poop crossways that won't come out. What a disgusting man.

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    3. Anonymous2:15 PM

      ROFL, 11:33! Or one that broke off before it finished coming out. (While we're being graphic.)

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  9. Anonymous10:10 AM

    My husband and I (both medical professionals) have laughing ourselves silly since this ad came out.

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  10. Anonymous10:11 AM

    Only the folks ignorant of what the man is really about trust Cruz. There are a lot of these ignorant folks. A bunch of them just voted in Iowa. Idiots abound on the right in this country.

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  11. Anonymous10:16 AM

    Maybe "trus" Ted is the new Santorum...

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  12. Anonymous10:20 AM

    OT-BUT He was on the same show as Elizabeth Hasselbeck:
    http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/tv/ex-survivor-contestant-michael-skupin-charged-possessing-child-porn-n512771

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  13. Anonymous10:26 AM

    A majority of likely Republican voters think that every candidate save Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), businessman Donald Trump, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) and retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson should drop out.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gop-voters-candidates-drop-out_us_56b4c82ee4b04f9b57d94a5c

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  14. Anonymous10:27 AM

    Trump's Momentum Could Be Petering Out As New Hampshire Vote Approaches

    The talk in the GOP -- and elsewhere -- is that the real estate mogul is faltering.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-new-hampshire_us_56b52d48e4b08069c7a76a12

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  15. Anonymous10:27 AM

    O/T but, Gryphen did you see this?

    Porn Star Drops Assault Lawsuit Against Josh Duggar

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/danica-dillion-drops-josh-duggar-lawsuit_us_56b4ff36e4b01d80b246398f

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    1. Anonymous2:12 PM

      Awww. Did Jim Bob have to part with some of his millions to make the lawsuit go away? Hate those Duggars.

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  16. Anonymous10:31 AM

    Republican Planned Parenthood Conspiracy Falls Apart As Judge Bars Release Of Edited Videos

    The Republican conspiracy to defund Planned Parenthood was dealt another defeat when a federal judge issued an injunction that barred anti-choice activists from releasing more edited videos.

    http://www.politicususa.com/2016/02/06/republican-planned-parenthood-conspiracy-falls-apart-as-judge-bars-release-of-edited-videos.html

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  17. Anonymous10:33 AM

    Phil Robertson at Cruz Rally: Rid the Earth of Tolerance

    Noted bigot and former star of Duck Dynasty, Phil Robertson, was in Iowa last Sunday showing that Ted Cruz takes a back seat to one when it comes to appalling. Speaking of the “depravity” and “perversion” of marriage equality, he said, “It is evil, it’s wicked, it’s sinful and they want us to swallow it.”

    Well, actually, we don’t want you to swallow anything, though you can. It’s your right. Direct from God, so you would say. What we do want you to do is to accept that other people have the same rights you do. Nobody is forcing you to marry another man, Phil, though I’ve got to say, at this point, methinks thou doth protest too much.

    Knowing the Cruz crowd loves this sort of talk, Robertson opined that, “We have to run this bunch out of Washington D.C. We have to rid the earth of them. Get them out of there.”

    Well, this is a democracy, Phil. They were elected. If you want them out of there, vote them out. Though there is no way for you to vote them off the face of the earth. I’m afraid you’re going to have to put on your big boy britches and learn how to be a man and suck it up. We have to do the same thing, tolerating the existence of people like you.

    It’s not like Ted Cruz didn’t know what Phil was saying. Cruz, who has since moved on to New Hampshire, where he is in third place behind Trump and Rubio, was next on stage. His reaction to this perfectly horrid behavior?

    Phil Robertson, said Cruz, is “a joyful, cheerful, unapologetic voice of truth.” Joyful. That’s not the word the rest of us are looking for. It’s no wonder so many of his former Princeton classmates are horrified at the thought of Cruz being president.

    Watch courtesy of CNN:

    http://www.politicususa.com/2016/02/06/phil-robertson-at-cruz-rally-rid-the-earth-of-tolerance.html

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  18. Anonymous10:33 AM

    Obama Annihilates Republican Gloom And Doom With An Economic Reality Bomb

    President Obama annihilated the Republican claims of economic gloom and doom in a White House appearance where he called out the GOP failed economic policies and the fact that their presidential candidates appear to have no plans of their own for the economy.

    http://www.politicususa.com/2016/02/05/obama-annihilates-republican-gloom-and-doom-with-an-economic-reality-bomb.html

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  19. Anonymous10:35 AM

    Bill Maher Slays Ted Cruz And GOP Science Deniers With Amazingly Hilarious Groundhog Day Ad (VIDEO)

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/02/06/bill-maher-slays-ted-cruz-and-gop-science-deniers-with-amazingly-hilarious-groundhog-day-ad-video/

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  20. Anonymous10:39 AM

    Everyone must watch the trusted gop debate's turdnighty. It is R pooty and dooty to b enformed of the potincial crazease's feasting on americans. C ya thar in the back 40 Y'allgeedis section.

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  21. Anonymous10:40 AM

    Adult film company offers Ted Cruz $1 million to star in his boyhood fantasy ‘teen t*t film’

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/adult-film-company-offers-ted-cruz-1-million-to-star-in-his-boyhood-fantasy-teen-tt-film/

    Neurologist explains why it’s hard to look at Ted Cruz’s creepy ‘unsettling’ face

    ...According to Cytowic, the distaste for Cruz’s face starts with his smile.

    “As a neurologist it is my business to notice things out of the ordinary and probe them,” he wrote. “Senator Cruz’s countenance doesn’t shift the way I expect typical faces to move. Human faces can’t help but broadcast what we feel, what we may be thinking, and even what we may intend.”

    “I have rarely, if ever, seen a conventional smile from Senator Cruz. In a natural smile the corners of the mouth go up; these muscles we can control voluntarily as well. But muscles circling the eyes are involuntary only; they make the eyes narrow, forming crow’s feet at the outside corners,” he continued. “No matter the emotional coloring of Senator Cruz’s outward rhetoric, his mouth typically tightens into the same straight line. If it deviates from this, the corners of his mouth bend down, not upwards.”

    “Downturned expressions usually signal disagreeableness or disgust. But I honestly don’t know because such an expression is rare in the context of public presentations that are meant to win people over. He may well be unaware that the message of his body language is incongruent with his words,” he said before concluding, “Google ‘Ted Cruz smiling,’ and judge for yourself. For the record I am not a Democrat. I’m at a loss to verbalize what unsettles me so when I watch the freshman senator. But it leaves me cold.”

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/neurologist-explains-why-its-hard-to-look-at-ted-cruzs-creepy-unsettling-face/

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  22. Anonymous10:41 AM

    Ted Cruz college classmates ‘horrified’ he might become president: ‘He called my mother a wh*re!’

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/ted-cruz-college-classmates-horrified-he-might-become-president-he-called-my-mother-a-whre/

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  23. Anonymous10:54 AM

    Rafael and his Dada are damned liars and religious fanatics!
    They are a nasty pair and so are their followers.
    Evil folks .be wary.

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  24. Anonymous10:57 AM

    The online article said that Tristan, was the 3rd child and is mark's? The DWS's child. And the first, trigg was ginos, And 2nd, tripp, levis and 4th? Dakota? or ? That's what the online article suggested. Was that just a spoof article? I have not followed over the years. Just read this recently.

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  25. Anonymous3:54 PM

    The Price of Assholery?

    It took a day or two for it to really crystallize for me. But has there ever been a candidate who not just won Iowa but won it unexpectedly and fairly decisively and yet got so little positive bump, momentum, attention or even simple human empathy because of it? The rather strong, though unstated assumption from the commentariat seems to be: Yeah, you won Iowa. Great. Good luck ever winning anywhere else.

    There's been a lot of focus and pumping up of Rubio. And that's not surprising. Rubio's been kindling waiting for a spark. The press wants a new story. He's the most plausible national candidate. He genuinely did overperform in Iowa.

    But there's also been a lot of talk about Trump. A lot of it negative of course or openly doubting whether the best days of his campaign are behind him. But there's also discussion of whether he can maintain his lead in New Hampshire, whether he can regain his dominance mojo, and so forth.

    This Trump/Rubes chatter is supported by the latest tracking polls which show Rubio moving into second place and Trump holding his own - so far - in first. (Cruz is still close to tied with Rubio.)

    But what discussion is there about Ted Cruz's chances going forward really anywhere? Seems to me there's very little.

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-price-of-assholery

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  26. Anita Winecooler4:57 PM

    Thanks for the laughs! Truth is stranger than fiction, they even show his anus, directly under his well moisturized nose!

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