Wednesday, July 20, 2016

So finally Sarah Palin is finished licking her wounds after being excluded from all the "fun" in Cleveland, and has taken to Facebook to try and make it all about her again.

Courtesy of the "Cersei Lannister School of Mothering" graduate's Facebook page:

"Make America Safe Again" Convention - So Far, So Good . (Really? What convention is she watching?)

From 3000 miles up North, it's good to hear the GOP Convention is going well. It should strengthen faith that real hope and positive change can be on the way for the next generation. (Once again, WTF?) 
I hear the convention TelePrompTer was abandoned during one speech last night, harkening back to the 2008 VP Nomination speech when the GOP Convention TelePrompTer let me just let 'et rip. (Oh God, not the teleprompter lie again.) Funny, while I was just now looking up '08 media coverage of that broken TelePrompTer during my speech, it appears the lamestream media lied about the issue then, and still lies about it. The more things change, the more they stay the same with the LSM still just "making things up!" (And they wonder why they're so distrusted and despised?) Because I have a life and I ignore the media haters (Ha!), I'd been unaware all these years that reporters denied the TelePrompTer glitch ever happened. (Well of course it's a lie that she was "unaware," but the accounts saying the teleprompter was working were from eyewitnesses in the audience that night.) Silly, silly irrelevant reporters... did they really think some campaign speech writer fed the TelePrompTer my ad-libbed comments like the "Hockey Mom & Pitbull with Lipstick" joke? (Actually yes. they did.) 
Have a great day, America! Thinking of you under Alaska's penetrating summer sun and today's 70-degree forecast up here in God's country! (Well she got this part right, it is hotter than hell up here right now.)

 - Sarah Palin

Personally I think that Palin smeared sugar or chocolate on her lips to get Trig to kiss her like that. 

Or maybe Trig simply finished his anger management classes and can now be next to his absentee mother without trying to knock her block off.

Poor kid.

Speaking of the not so poor kids, people have been asking me if Track Palin is in jail.

No he is not.

Or whether of not he is in some inpatient substance abuse program.

Again, no.

He may be attending some outpatient therapy, as directed by the Veteran's Court, but currently from what I have been told he is free to walk among his fellow woman beaters in Wasilla. (Remember in the Mat-Su Valley one in two women are the victim of domestic abuse.)

Track's next court date is on July 25th, but I have little doubt that it is only a formality as mommy has already fixed everything so that her first born will never have to face the consequences of his actions.

If I were a member of that family I would always sleep with my door locked. Because really, it's only a matter of time. 


  1. Anonymous8:39 AM

    Obviously the "Belmonts" went to Cleveland and Sarah stayed home.

    1. Anonymous11:01 AM

      This free Agent isn't winning.

    2. Anonymous12:37 PM

      WHERE'S JILL!?!
      Did Trackmarks kill her?
      WHERE is SHE?

    3. Anonymous3:07 PM

      I wonder why Maleria did not plagerize one of $carah's awesome screeches?

    4. Anonymous5:15 PM

      Still in 08 sarah.

  2. Anonymous8:40 AM

    Is this person capable of letting ANYTHING go????

    Get over it Sarah, enjoy the rest of your life, politics has passed you by. No one cares about 2008, we have new dumpster fires to put out, lol.

    1. Anonymous8:56 AM

      She really was a perfect surrogate for Trump: both have thin skins and can never let go of (real or perceived) slights; both continue to pursue grudges to the detriment of their professional success and personal reputations.

    2. Anonymous9:42 AM

      I guess Trigg gets to come home on photo days.

    3. Anonymous10:37 AM

      I thought she was going to be commenting on OANN this week?

    4. Anonymous5:09 PM

      Only Mrs. Obama's grest speech.

    5. Anonymous6:40 PM

      Is this person capable of letting ANYTHING go????

      I guess you didn't read her emails?

    6. Anonymous12:30 PM

      isn't she internet stalking someone else?

  3. Anonymous8:47 AM

    Back to the life raft eh? The SS Palin.

  4. Anonymous8:48 AM

    The platform calls for the repeal of the Johnson Amendment, a 1954 law that prohibits tax-exempt houses of worship from endorsing politicians ... “Republicans believe the federal government, specifically the IRS, is constitutionally prohibited from policing or censoring speech based on religious convictions or beliefs.”

    1. Anonymous9:04 AM

      I have a funny feeling that many of the laws passed in the 1950's and 60's will be repealed if the GOP has it's way. So much for, "I had a dream"...

    2. Anonymous9:10 AM

      that is all they got left the bible hillbillys

    3. Anonymous9:22 AM


    4. Anonymous9:33 AM

      9:22 "piece of garbage like her"

    5. Anonymous10:10 AM

      Sara sara sara ALL HERE>

  5. Don the bluesman8:56 AM

    Bless her heart. Is it true she ate the dingo?

    1. Anonymous9:43 AM

      Have you seen Lucy? Jill has been MIA longer.

    2. Anonymous10:12 AM

      What is offensive about Lucy?

    3. Anonymous11:16 AM

      Nothing offensive about Lucy, but plenty to be worried about if you love dogs. These palin assholes kill their dogs, People! Like Michael Vick....
      Joey Junker needs to just to TAKE that little dog Lucy, take her back!!!! If she's still alive after living with drunk Duh these past weeks.

    4. Anonymous11:29 AM

      Lucy was adorable. Bristol seemed to really want her. Lucy went to Kentucky with Tripp and Bristol for a month.

      What happened to her? Why? Why dear Lucy?

      Joey really loved her, too. Her has new love now.

    5. Anonymous2:26 PM

      @ 11:16 don't use Michael Vick as an example, he didn't his time and is definitely an animal rights advocate. He has done more good for animal rights then any lying ass lay-about griftin payme clan has ever done for animal rights. Remember wolf hunting from helicopters.

    6. Anonymous6:03 PM

      Junker seems to really care for dogs. If he knew something happened to Lucy I would hope he would speak up. Do something.

      When the Palins got rid of the piglet from Dakota they found a new home.

      It was not a big secret. The piglet did not just disappear.

  6. Anonymous8:59 AM

    Watching the Alaska delegation on the floor yesterday, I wondered how they'd managed to get to Cleveland. It's so faaaaaaaaaaar!

    This entree-sized word salad from Palin is her failed attempt to seem cheerful and insouciant after Trump publicly humiliated her by not allowing her to have a role in the convention.

    1. Anonymous11:17 AM

      I know, and aint it Grand?!

  7. Anonymous9:07 AM

    As much as I objected to the posters who took swipes at Sailor meyer PALIN having a herpes lip, I would worry that Trig is now a good candidate for some cold sore type lip blisters.

    1. Anonymous11:17 AM

      Is the baby's name really Sailor Meyer palin? You gotta be kidding me!

  8. Anonymous9:08 AM

    Is Sarah sleeping in her Trump T-shirt?

    Funny she didn't mention the ruckus the Alaskan Delegation made at the Republican Convention yesterday. Their majority vote was for Ted Cruz!

    But, the Convention legal 'force' made the vote go to Trump 'in total' because there were votes 'for others' (on the Alaska slate)or some damned thing! It sounded so damned rigged to me it wasn't funny! The discussion w/the national legal team disrupted the Convention for about 15 minutes as their legal team discussed the matter and overruled the Alaska Delegation!

    Remember folks, Sarah Palin first came out in support of Ted Cruz, not Trump. Alaska came out in support of Ted Cruz.

    The leader of the Alaska group was pissed to say the least and so am I! (even though I'm not for Trump or Cruz!)

    1. Bet Sarah missed that Alaskan dust-up because watching the convention this year is not as interesting as watching 2008 re-runs.
      By far the most interesting 15 minutes of the day.
      Donald, Jr. acts as predictably arrogant as his father. Tiffany Trump looks and sounds as though she dances for hunters during the pheasant season in South Dakota.
      Trump says Tiffany has Marla's great legs and would date Ivanka if he could.
      That must remind Sarah of ol' Chuckie H.

    2. Anonymous1:06 PM

      If I were a delegate, I'd wonder Why TF I'd bothered to come if they just if they aren't allowed to have a real vote.

  9. Anonymous9:09 AM

    Poor Trig. Sarah can't even kiss a kid properly. Notice where those nasty, pursed, frowny lips are? She has no clue about rill affection. Ugly inside. Ugly outside.

    It gives me hope that she is finally and utterly finished on the national level. When Trump dumps you, it's a sign you are done, done, done.

    3,000 miles. The excuse that just made your humiliation even worse. Yeah. You were asked -asked to stay away.

    1. 66gardeners11:09 AM

      On May 9, Donald Trump said that Sarah Palin was very much a free agent, implying it had been that way all along.

  10. Anonymous9:09 AM

    He will be on a very, very short leash. No second chances.

    1. Anonymous9:43 AM

      That's funny! He'll have second, third, fourth, fifth chances, ad infinitum.

  11. Anonymous9:11 AM

    Jerry Prevo - Alaska Baptist Church (and school system) in Anchorage, Alaska is very pro politics from the pulpit as well as their religion.

    I was taught religion and government were to be kept separate! Not in Alaska, but what else is new?

    1. Anonymous9:44 AM

      Yes, old creepy Jerry is always skirting the boundaries of the law, even going as far as to utilize his church busses to transport voters to the polls.

    2. Anonymous1:07 PM

      You can transport voters to the polls, you just can't tell them how to vote - from the pulpit or other church sanctioned event.

    3. Anonymous4:37 PM

      Pointing out skarry muslims from Kenya with forged hawaain birth certs is aok!

      Praise Jeebus!

      Tawd's straight!

      Bristol had a 3.497 gpa!

      Sarah has a diploma of some sort!

  12. Anonymous9:12 AM

    How that's dumped and trumped thing working out for ya', Sarah?

  13. Ok--the chocolate and sugar being smeared on her lips to make the poor little kid kiss her is hysterical!

    And. as always, its all about Sarah and her butthurt feelings. Hahahaha.

  14. Anonymous9:20 AM

    "Because I have a life..."

    ...consumed by a potent mixture of petty grievances, perpetual bitterness, one-sided feuds, a vastly inflated sense of importance, deep-seated insecurities and tenaciously sustaining a false narrative for financial gain.

    (aka 'living vibrantly')

    1. Anonymous9:59 AM

      Sarah, the guy who dumped you told you to have a life.

      Like clean up the domestic violence, AK-15 flailing drunk at your house life.

      What kind of NRA member leaves drunks alone at home to watch your gun stash, Sarah?

      Guns are alleged to be making you safe. At home you have guns all over because that makes you and your paranoid family feel safe.

      Did your dumper tell you when you have a life and this latest blame the media story passes, he will take you back?

      When your PR shows you have a safe life that is when your dumper can use your speech talents.

      If only you had been safe enough to help Melanin write her convention speech the RNC convention would have been ideal.

  15. Sarry wasn't invited for the second year. Maybe she is too dumb to know that Trump tried her out and didn't like what he saw.

    He dropped her right on her empty head. Yet she wore the shirt like she belongs. ahahahahaHAHAHAHA what a kkklown.

    He hasnt mentioned her sorry name. Get a clue moose stew.

    1. Anonymous10:35 AM

      Andrea Mitchell asked this morning "where is Sarah Palin?"

      She was told that the campaign thought she was too toxic and didn't want to put a "vp loser" attitude on the campaign

    2. 66gardeners11:15 AM

      Kelly O'Donnell of NBC gave that response to Sarah's Palin's whereabouts considering the fact that she stuck her neck out to endorse Donald and got thrown rudely under the bus.

    3. Anonymous11:17 AM

      If you notice at the convention, NO ONE is asking for or about $arah$aysPayme. She has reached the point of total and complete irrelevancy to politics.

    4. Anonymous3:26 PM

      Has anyone been over to C4P? (Can't bring myself to go...) Has it sunk in yet that Sarah really, really isn't going to get the VP nod? She's not going to be a surprise secret speaker. It's really over.

  16. Anonymous9:25 AM

    I'm afraid a locked door won't help protect anyone in this family. The odds are good there will be some form of gun violence given the conditions on lost lake: lotsa guns,lotsa anger, lotsa drinking and notsomuch thinking.

    1. Anonymous9:45 AM

      Only then can we finally be done with the hillbilly Klan!

    2. Anonymous10:04 AM

      Stop with the locked door chit. Can't you see how safe that family is? If the pictures she posts with the 2008 memories do not prove the family is safe, I don't know what does.

      You can see her kids right there behind her. Do you see one automatic rifle or assault weapon?

      Not even a little pistol. Dakota is learning from Track to carry concealed because of the safety factor.

    3. Anonymous11:14 AM

      watch it^! "New Orleans 'Shell Shocked' documentary examines grim reality of murder through the eyes of children" For every DEATH, 6 Injured in 2013. Now+++.

  17. Anonymous9:25 AM

    Sarah, have no fears for your speech is etched in our memories of hockey mom tells bold lies especially the pipeline that did not exist and the bridge to nowhere. Also you looked pretty and professional but were furious they cleaned you up and your family. Since then your speeches have been downhill, incoherent often, rambling and rhyming with or without teleprompters.

    1. Anonymous12:16 PM

      Right? Why would she want to remind America of that speech? She looked really good, she was dressed like a professional, and she delivered the speech skillfully. Now she looks like she lives on Red Bull and meth, she dresses like an aging hooker who's desperate for attention, and her speeches clearly illustrate substance abuse, mental illness or both. The contrast in just eight years is horrifying.

  18. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Harkening? Yes, harkening.

    Her arcane word choices are always so embarrassing.

    1. Anonymous12:11 PM

      Shoot. I never hearken one way or another neither forward nor back. No can...

  19. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Don't criticize Sarah when you have never marched to support Planned Parenthood or to make sure Roe v Wade is never overturned. Just because your daughter has been a lesbian from birth doesn't mean she wouldn't necessarily need their services.

    1. How do you know what anyone here has done for PP? Piss off.

    2. Anonymous11:25 AM

      Meghan, it would seem 9:28 forgot to enlighten us as to whom they directed the comment. Guess we're just to suppose that insult was directed @ Uncle G and daughter?
      Hell, at least the idiot admits folks are born gay....stupid troll finally got something right. Now Troll will have to turn in their GOP card, poor troll.

    3. 66gardeners12:25 PM

      The over riding question here should be, why do republicans continue to raise gay children. Why are their parenting skills inclined to nurture gay children?

    4. Anonymous4:55 PM

      Why wouldn't a lesbian need PP services? They need cervical and breast cancer screenings like any other woman.

    5. Anonymous5:20 PM

      Planned Parenthood tends to be for those who are on medicaid or other federal or state programs and can't afford actual insurance.

      Lesbian or normal, all women who fall under a certain income level can partake of Planned Parenthood.

  20. Anonymous9:30 AM

    I meant archaic word choices. She uses words that make me feel like I'm listening to something on TV set in the 1800's.

    1. Anonymous11:26 AM

      "....authentic frontier gibberish..."
      mel brooks, Blazing Saddles

    2. Anonymous12:34 PM

      well when she is brainwashing a centurion what do you expect to come from her mouth?

  21. Anonymous9:31 AM

    Poor trig. Mugging with granny. Where's daddy Todd?

  22. Anonymous9:35 AM

    Sarah sucks anytime she opens that piehole. On or off prompter. No amount of continued projection will change things.

  23. Anonymous9:37 AM

    Holy crap! Can she ever let any slight or criticism pass? TelePrompTer. I can go days without using the word TelePrompTer. Yet she finds the need to use it SEVEN times in one paragraph (or was that in just one run-on sentence). There are a lot a squirrels running loose in that woman's head.

    1. Anonymous10:31 AM


      All she hears in her lizard brain is revenge Revenge REVENGE!!!

  24. Anonymous9:37 AM

    Melania Trump Speechwriter Takes Blame For Plagiarizing Michelle Obama’s Speech
    The speechwriter said Trump admires Obama and was using her words as inspiration.

    Meredith McIver, a staff writer for the Trump Organization who worked with Melania Trump on the speech, released a statement explaining how the incident had occurred. During the speechwriting process, McIver said, Trump dictated lines over the phone that she hoped to use as inspiration for her address.

    “A person she has always liked is Michelle Obama,” McIver said. “Over the phone, she read me some passages of Mrs. Obama’s speech as examples. I wrote them down and later included some of the phrasing in the draft that ultimately became the final speech.”

    McIver claimed she then failed to double-check the lines they selected against Obama’s speeches.

    “This was my mistake, and I feel terrible for the chaos I have caused Melania and the Trumps, as well as Mrs. Obama,” McIver said. “I meant no harm.”

    1. Anonymous10:13 AM

      What crap. The speech would have been scrutinized by others in the campaign. They found a way to have a fall guy.

      The campaign blew it and they have bad organization and staff. Amateurs. Donald is the head honcho and the one responsible.

      There is no bull they can make up now that will change the facts the campaign is a big failure.

      They are still throwing women under the bus and the way the wife is being treated is a shame.

    2. 66gardeners12:28 PM

      Kate Snow of MSNBC pointed out that it would be illegal for an employee of Trump's empire to receive wages of any type to perform speech writing for his presidential campaign. Why would she do this and all for nothing?

    3. Anonymous1:14 PM

      And the doggie ate your homework, too, poor widdle Mewedith.

    4. Anonymous1:59 PM

      The lede is buried here.
      Two things:


      2) Melania knew the speech contained Michele's plagiarized words.

  25. Anonymous9:40 AM

    "Cersei Lannister School of Mothering"? Does that mean that her children are all products of her and her brother ;-)

    That really would explain a lot.

    1. Anonymous11:12 AM

      BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Why, some of her spawn resemble her creepy bro more than that high-voiced husband of hers. You may really be on to something there, and those rumours of SCarry and her dad have been going round for decades.

    2. Anonymous12:28 PM

      dRumpf is Caligula reincarnated.

  26. Anonymous9:41 AM

    Sarah is still trying to push the lie that her teleprompter broke and that she made up that whole speech.

    I guess with all her adult children still living at home and showing no signs of leaving or even getting a job, Sarah likes to live in the past.

  27. Anonymous9:53 AM

    We've heard her talk "off the cuff" Splody heads splodin!

    No one believes she made up her VP speech -- she would have been laughed off the stage that night. In fact, that was the only time she sounded about 75% coherent!

    1. Anonymous11:10 AM

      That was the last time she looked good, too.
      All she needed was every make-up artist, hairdresser and professional stylist the GOP could throw at her. Oh, and several hundred thousand dollars worth of designer clothes and accessories.

  28. Anonymous9:59 AM

    OT - A Trump organization staffer has offered her resignation for her role in Melania Trump's convention speech and the plagiarism allegations that followed.

    Meredith McIver was identified as the staffer. She apologized in a statement sent out by the campaign and said Donald Trump did not accept her resignation.

    so after denying it for days - NOW they try to tell the truth - but now that means Mrs Trump LIED when she said she wrote the speech herself

    1. Anonymous11:20 AM

      The McIver package is too neat. Bad timing. I don't entirely believe it. It sounds too scripted, like made up.

      It does not change what the campaign did and all the excuses and previous spin.

      It is just damage control.

    2. 66gardeners12:35 PM

      Another consideration is Mciver purports Melania dictated passages from Michelle Obama's speeches to her over the phone. Seems to me the onus is on Melania to remember what she dictated over the phone to Mciver to include as part of her speech.

      In addition, Mciver is described by the Trump campaign as a staffer from his private business enterprise. Was she told to do this as part of her duties working for Trump enterprises?

      Also worth mentioning Melania bold-faced lied to Matt Lauer about writing the speech. She was not even prompted with that question; she offered that gem.

    3. Anonymous12:37 PM

      Let's see McIver in person. She has no online presence other than a Speakerpedia blip with a blurry photo and a FB page that was just created. Something tells me she's Mrs. John Barron.

    4. Anonymous7:15 PM

      McIver sounds like a play on the MacGiver tool. 21 tools that will fix ANYTHING!

  29. I'd see a doctor about that physical inability to ever let anything go. It's truly a sickness. Not to mention the desperate need to relive her "former glory"

    1. Anonymous11:18 AM

      Take your own advice, you freak!

    2. Anonymous12:50 PM

      payme splodey heads asplodin

  30. Anonymous10:00 AM

    "Sara" (thanks Trump webmaster) must be desperate. She's dragging out her old prop. What a loser.

    Lol, EIGHT years later she wants to pretend she didn't use a TelePrompTer. She's used it plenty of times since then!

  31. Lindsay10:04 AM

    Wow. Sarah is severely addicted to attention, adoration, and victimhood. Just when I think she couldn't shock me more with this, she does. She didn't know about reports of the teleprompter going down being untrue until today? Really? That is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard and, for Sarah, that says a lot.

  32. Anonymous10:13 AM

    Never forgive or forget>"She’s Jerry Falwell with a pretty face.

  33. Anonymous10:24 AM

    I'm surprised Sarah didn't say anything about Melania's speech and about how the lamestream media is lyin' about her plagiarizing Michelle Obama's speech. Sarah is pissed off that she was not invited to that event. Her and Christie should hook up and cry in their beer. But wait, she once pointed out that Christie was "really fat", so that's probably out of the question. I wonder if she sees dollar signs on the Bill Aires sexual harassment lawsuit. I would not be surprised if she jumps on that gravy train, after all, she's probably damned near broke. Yep, I don't think we will be seeing Sarah make any public appearances any time soon. She's done.

    1. Anonymous10:49 AM

      The latest, maybe no. 47, version of what happened to Melania's speech is that someone who works for Trump's universe wide empire has offered to resign because Melania read her some passages from Michelle Obama's 2008 speech and then they ended up in Melania's speech. Huh? How is that some employee minion's fault? Because she didn't explain to Trump's current wife that it's bad thing to steal? How little does Melania understand about the world around her? I guess she should have said "Dear Melania, those are nice phrases but you shouldn't put them exactly like that in your speech.

    2. Anonymous11:12 AM

      She has no clue what to say about big words. If she knows what it is to plagiarize she can't really admit it. Sarah links to Breitbart.

      Be thankful she didn't link to that dummy blog she set up to use as Bristol. Or a link to the new family tool Dakota.

    3. Anonymous11:19 AM

      @10:49 Hum? OK? Who Knows?

  34. Anonymous10:25 AM

    Sara Palin should be out and about applying for jobs at Walmart and Taco Bell, the only type of jobs she is qualified for ( maybe with on the job training). That Pac money will be gone in another month, the AZ house hasn't even gotten a bite( who the hell would spend over 2 mil in a neighbor where the average house is worth under 800K), never ending atty fees for Trackmarks and Barstool, bribes to pay out, nanies to care for all those bastard grandchildren.....someone in the family better start working a "rill" job soon.
    BTW I predict that Barstools home will be the next on the market and she and Duh will move into the main palin compound.

    1. Anonymous11:03 AM

      Bristol's house looks like it is only used for photo ops and maybe for a get away. Who has kids and decorates so white?

      Remember after another brawl and stalkers when we all thought Bristol was living in the house she got for a TV series to be filmed?

      She was not living in the house. It turned out she and Tripp went back to live with the gun arsenal and Track at the fortress.

      Where else can she be safe?

      RNC theme is safety. Sarah and her family are safe at her well armed place on that lake.


      They are all safe with Track Palin.

      The children are safe with Track and Dakota Meyer.

      Stupid media don't ya know how safe they all are now? Track is fine and he is safe back home with his family (guns).

    2. Anonymous1:08 PM

      I think that Sarah and Todd found ways to skim from SarahPAC and stash it away for a rainy day.

    3. Anonymous5:50 PM

      it's not the only account they skimmed from!

  35. Anonymous10:26 AM

    Poor Sarah. No one to pay attention to her. She's trying so hard to stay relevant. Who cares about that teleprompter story 8 years ago?

    Sorry Sarah, people have moved on. The Trumps and the Pences are the focus of Republicans now and you've had your chance and no one cares about how media made things up 8 years ago. No one is thinking of Sarah Palin. Life will go on, Sarah. Think about your kids' future for a change.

    1. Anonymous10:55 AM

      It's a perfect type of Palin grievance. Minor, forgotten, meaningless to anyone but Palin.

  36. Anonymous10:33 AM

    All righty, she "ignores the media". LMAO

    1. Anonymous12:53 PM

      and lives vibrantly

  37. Anonymous10:33 AM

    The thing I find the most interesting is that she posts a picture of Trig Van Paxon Palin (Trig VP Palin) at the same time she is talking about herself as the 2008 VP.

    We always suspected the DS kid was given to the Palin's (by who we don't know) to help her win the VP nomination and to boost her pro-life credentials. She even named the poor kid accordingly. TriG (for his condition) and Van Paxon (for VP).

    Sarah is trying to remind everyone that she got away with the Trig hoax. She can't talk about being VP without talking about Trig because he was an integral part of the whole sordid mess.

    1. Anonymous10:54 AM

      That's a lot of planning for Sarah's little mind, but OK.

      BTW, Trig wasn't "given" to the Palins, he was claimed by them.

    2. Anonymous10:56 AM

      Yes, Trig was the star for Palin at RNC 2008. Track was her military, 9-11 patriot star. Bristol did have a boyfriend Sarah could kidnap to appear but that whole pregnant teen thing was awkward. Willow could baby sit and Piper was the cute kid factor.

    3. Anonymous4:02 PM

      Bristol's son trig was claimed by sarah for political gain.

  38. Anonymous10:33 AM

    SEX, BULLYing and Money$$$

    WHEN WILL Elisabeth Hasselbeck SPEAK UP^^^^^^?

    1. Anonymous10:52 AM

      Barbara Walters> Hasselbeck called the renowned journalist "her mentor." Don't be ASHAMED! E/H may have been misguided but she truly loves her children.

    2. Elisabeth claims it was the best time in her life professionally. Which is why she quit suddenly after a short run.

    3. Anonymous11:41 AM

      Elizabeth H. never impressed me when she was on FOX! Found her dim-witted!

    4. Anonymous1:54 PM

      Awe you fatties are just jealous because she is hot.

    5. Anonymous2:28 PM

      Hot as in the smoke that rises as her tree trunk thunder thighs rub together? That's known as a brush fire. Yes,she's a rill Hot mess in all the wrong ways. She's a Dillingham girl.

  39. Anonymous10:50 AM

    OT - now that a company person has admit to writing the speech
    Melania Trump Speech Appears To Be An Illegal Campaign Contribution

    Bring on the popcorn !

    1. Anonymous11:27 AM

      "Corporations are banned from donating directly or through in-kind services to political campaigns. McIver could have volunteered her services, but her offer to resign from the Trump Organization suggests that she was acting within her job responsibilities. (Donald Trump rejected that offer.)

      “Given the identification of McIver as an ‘in-house staff writer’ at the Trump Organization in both the statement and letter, and her resignation from the Trump Organization ― printed on Trump Organization stationary ― and not the campaign, it appears that corporate resources may have been used to prepare the speech,”
      Answer> "I will do it until the courts tell me i can't!"

    2. Anonymous11:33 AM

      FUNNY SHIT^^^^^^^!!!!

  40. Anonymous10:50 AM

    I love the shots with the flag flying in the back ground. You can tell this is a candid shot and not staged.

    Was that on the fourth of July or does Sarah put the flag out everyday?

    1. Anonymous11:03 AM

      Heh heh, you snarky little devil!

    2. Anonymous5:42 PM

      The background definitely was candid and not staged.

  41. Anonymous11:00 AM

    What a liar she is, and she won't let it go. Whatever it is she got caught in. Sick sick woman. And she just "let er rip" Was she farting on stage??

  42. Anonymous11:01 AM

    Trump Finally Admits That Melania Trump Convention Speech Was Plagiarized

  43. Lindsay11:02 AM

    Well I just got through commenting on an old IM post and then I look at this picture more carefully. Of course, Bristol and Dakota are there. Most young people, even those who are married with kids, have friends their own age. Gryph, for future blog post, maybe you could let us know, Does Bristol have any real friends? Does she ever socialize with anyone other than her own family? Are she and Marina still friends? If seems that her whole social life is her family (i.e. the Palin Brawl). Of course, I only know what she and her mom put out there but Gryph knows people up there so he could let us know.

    1. Anonymous12:33 PM

      That is Jordan in the picture with Trig and Sarah. Jordan who is pregnant with another Track (Menard/Loewe), to be named Palin I suppose.

      Will he marry so the baby is not a bastard?

      Both the Palins and the Loewes are old friends with the Cusacks.

      Sarah used the Cusacks (better known as the Jack Meoffs) to give Bristol that skin job when she was bff with Marina Lupas.

      Aren't they all still 'friends' or whatever business pals?

      I thought they Cusacks just wanted to not be in the spotlight with Bristol and all her crazy lies.

      Cusacks, Loewes, Palins are the same type Tea Bag ilk. I don't see why they would not still be pals with the Palins and Bristol. Unless they had a falling out.

      After The new girl article, Marina faded out. What did happen?

      Bristol is a brand and what she does on social media is to sell her garbage. Whether it is splody butt stuff or her latest relationship, it is sales. Bristol allows Sarah to use her name and also helps promote and sell Sarah as a politician and the scam about their family values. Ideology.

      None of it is real. She is promoting something. Bristol does pose and do a few things but most of it she just allows herself to be used.

      It looks like the marriage scheme is just another one of those deals.

      Track has also allowed himself to be used. That may be his source of income since he does not have a job.

      Now Dakota Meyer has joined the brand.

    2. Anonymous12:57 PM


    3. Anonymous1:06 PM

      Does Bristol even bother to keep up the pretense that she works full time as a dermatologist? What does Dakota do? For that matter, what does Track do? Hint: They can only fish for a month or so. That leaves the rest of the year.

  44. Anonymous11:03 AM

    Sarah must be PISSED.
    She was not invited to the convention, and nobody misses her, because no-one is asking anything about her.
    Do you think she is FINALLY DONE?
    SARAH PAC's financials seems to indicate that Sarah Plain is on her way to being a HAS BEEN.

  45. Anonymous11:07 AM

    29005 N 82nd St, Scottsdale, AZ 85266

    Still on the market after 211 days.

    Purchased: May 2911 for $1,695,000
    Current asking price: $2,375,000
    Median home price in neighborhood: $773,500
    Homes like this in the area have sold for: $1.53-2.06M

    HOWEVER: The price history for this house on Zillow shows:
    6/27/16: Pending sale for $2,375,00
    6/27/16: Back on market $2,375,000
    Looks as though someone made an offer and their financing fell through . . . or . . . the potential buyer backed out.

    1. Anonymous1:32 PM

      Or it was a fake offer to prime the pump. Pending sales don't go bad on same day - it takes an inspection or financing refusal, and that take a while.

    2. Anonymous3:01 PM

      @Old Redneck,you smell bullshit too. It's a false propaganda to pump up a fake ass sub walmart level low rent trashy brand.

    3. Anonymous3:15 PM

      Why are they trying to sell the monstrosity for so much over its value? Still? Obviously no one in the Palin household ever watches "The Property Brothers."

    4. Anonymous7:33 PM

      Do they really think that because it's Sarah Palins so called vacation home that ups the price? WHA! what a bunch of idiots nobody is going to pay that just so they can say Palin used to own it.She is so full of herself. I would want it inspected for scorpions and scabies and have the showers and bathtubs bleached. Do they ever go there anymore?Why don't they move Barstool and Dakota there this winter after all a guy who was raised in Kentucky is not going to like an Alaskan winter although Todd can take him snow machining, every where else we call them snow mobiles but hey it's not as macho. And that's the UP in Michigan folks who are no strangers to snow or cold where they throw sand on the roads in the winter and you slide through stop signs. Palin's tough Alaska never impressed anybody but southern red necks.So she never helped Alaska at all she just made it out like Alaskans were the only ones who hunt and fish and have snow and were so tough! What an idiot everything she touches she turns to shit. She could have gone on about the beauty of her State but no she used her State instead to fit her own agenda. She has painted Alaska as a bunch of hunting rebel red necks.

    5. Anonymous9:00 PM

      No one would pay full asking value on a house in Arizona. It's not like San Fran or Boston just more Palin bs from the Palin's trying to make a buck.Check out who she listed it with. Is that the couple she married.

  46. Anonymous11:08 AM

    These Two Pictures Tell You Everything You Need To Know About The Difference Between Republicans And Democrats (IMAGES)

  47. Anonymous11:09 AM

    Melania Wasn't the Only One: A Number of Republicans Plagiarized Their RNC Speeches...From Democrats

  48. Anonymous11:11 AM

    Q: What's the difference between a hockey mm and a pit bull?

    A: No pit bull pups have ever been arrested.

  49. Anonymous11:19 AM

    50 Shockingly Extreme Right-Wing Proposals in the 2016 Republican Party Platform
    What Trump, a GOP Congress and GOP-appointed Supreme Court would do to America.

  50. Anonymous11:26 AM

    Raging narcissists, both of them. It's all about them, and lying is the norm.

    GAG! What has this country come to?

  51. laprofesora95211:32 AM

    Kissing Sarah on the mouth?!? Hasn't that kid suffered enough?

    1. Anonymous12:56 PM

      Kissing sarah on the mouth would rot anyone's teeth.

  52. Anonymous11:32 AM

    So did Trig's mommy let his front teeth rot and fall out? It's been years and still no teeth.

    1. Anonymous2:16 PM

      Yup . His mom,dad ,granny,and the caretakers. Typical bottle mouth.

    2. Anonymous6:21 PM

      Poor Trig looks very thin.

    3. Anonymous12:55 PM

      Malnourished. Note his rounded gut.

  53. Anonymous11:57 AM

    What's going on? Todd won't give Sarah any play? Trig be careful.

  54. Anonymous11:58 AM

    Poor sweet little boy stuck with that awful woman and family, just for them to make $$$.

    1. Anonymous5:57 PM

      and history repeats itself! doesn't it Sarah?

    2. Anonymous7:00 PM

      Hey Sarah how's that Centurion doing today?
      Better tell him 'things aren't what they seem'! Oh my bad! It's been your shtick!
      What will he do when he sees his real kin?
      Oh shit - spitting images of them!

  55. Anonymous12:36 PM

    Time for the CPS to do a house call. Sarah ju got some splainin' to do.

  56. Anonymous1:00 PM

    She ha to practically strangle the poor kid by his shirt to get him to kiss her.

  57. Anonymous1:10 PM

    It aint that bad. There's no tongue in that picture.

  58. Anonymous2:18 PM

    Trying to get attention again by copying Victoria Beckham, who created a firestorm of criticism by kissing her five year old daughter on the mouth. Palin is so unoriginal and stupid. She would be a star f****r if she could.

  59. Anonymous2:49 PM

    I wouldn't put this past Sarah to feed her addictions.

    “I can honestly say that, in three-and-a-half years on the bench, this is by far the worst thing that has come before this court.” So said Judge Leslie Ghiz of Ohio’s Hamilton County Pleas Court as she sentenced April Corcoran to 51 years to life in prison Tuesday, reported the Cincinnati Enquirer.

    Her crime: Corcoran, 32, had pleaded guilty in June to raising money to feed her heroin addiction by loaning out her 11-year-old daughter to her drug dealer, who, with the mother’s blessing, raped, sodomized and abused her, sometimes videotaping it, according to the indictment against Corcoran.

    The preteen was being forced to have vaginal, anal and oral sex with a 40-year-old man. The mother pleaded guilty to multiple counts of complicity to rape, human trafficking and child endangerment.

  60. Anonymous3:13 PM

    Is Sarah proud that she has to grab Trig with a stranglehold just to give him a smooch? Yes, she's hiding her embarrassment and shame behind her favorite, if rarely used recently, prop because no one would ever criticize the "mother" of a special needs child.

  61. Anonymous3:24 PM

    Looks to me like Track is actually there with them in those photos. I see Barstool, a nanny (?), DUH, and the guy in the cap across from DUH looks like he could be Track.

    Regardless, I wouldn't doubt that he's living in Wasilla--despite the Vets' Court requirement that he live in Anchorage--and is hanging around with the fam, as usual, drinking, drugging, getting into fights, waving guns around...all the usual behavior.

  62. Anonymous3:37 PM

    So Track, so full of seething anger and low
    self esteem , is on the loose. Not only should the Palin's lock their doors at night, so should Trump. {Trump made my
    mommy and my whole family look like a
    bunch of ignorant hillbillies. He used my
    mommy and then dumped and humiliated her
    and us. We just aren't good enough to be
    in the Trump Family's presence. I'll
    show him, even though I cannot stand her
    either.} 3000miles up North Sarah. Better
    keep him there!

  63. Anonymous3:45 PM

    Kimberlin Brown-Wow How much do you know?

    1. Anita Winecooler5:44 PM

      She's an idiot. Work, check, Family, check, high pressure job, check, caretaking for elderly parents, check. Sit down Miss Guacamole, who picks your avocados? College grads? Republican Women? You're repulsive and a poor excuse for a female. Democratic Women don't do the same and more? She was on four failed soap operas and grows avocados. Whatever she's on, she got it from Sarah.
      Trump doesn't know crap about government, making jobs, all he cares about is his money.

  64. Anonymous3:56 PM

    I think this article from the Atlantic dated from 2011 is very worth the read.

    Although there is some slight praise of Palin there is an e-mail in it that she sent to Bailey about rumors of Track not being Todd's and her kids getting into trouble and this was when she was considering running for governor.

    So law enforcement friends of Bailey's were telling Bailey Track was NOT Todd's and Bailey told Todd about it.

    Palin is saying dunbass and demanding to know who said it, she was already counting enemies and looking for revenge, and lying.

    We know so much more of the truth now, she was always a vindictive liar and a power hungry one at that.

    The comments to the article are still there and one long comment from a woman named Michelle is well worth the read as she seems to live in Wassila.Seems the drinking lifestyle of that bunch was known way back then.

    1. Anonymous4:31 PM

      Scott Heyworth.


      Read the whole page.

      Pull out your copy and review the other times his name is mentioned.

    2. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Look at Palin's life now. That's all we need to know she may have money but her family is a mess.

      Uneducated spoiled brats who live high on the hog on her dime her own husband is a lazy ass who retired the moment she ran for VP and hasn't had a job since. That is some hard working family. No amount of bs can change fact, no amount of bs can change the fact that Track has a real problem, that Bristol is into nothing but selfies and it makes her look stupid because she is stupid, stupid is the least of it a lot of people are but they can also be kind,
      Bristol is not she's shallow and mean and acts like she's about twelve.

      Trig has been raised by babysitters all his life while Sarah ran around promoting herself as some kind of saint who is raising a down syndrome child. Trig is very low functioning but she puts on a "happy, happy" face and it's a lie.

      People who are not millionaires spend almost all their time with their special needs kids, they don't go to Hawaii or take off whenever they feel like it and they worry about who will take care of them when i am gone. It's always about image for old Sarah, posed photos and fake living vibrantly.

      When your son is a drunken woman beater, your daughters have no education, your husband is a boughten wimp who carries your purse then you better pray that the money somehow keeps rolling in or sell your properties.. oops.

      Piper is her last hope if that kid goes to college it would be an actual bragging point for her . Think of that Sarah ONE kid finally goes to college! Think about the photos you could sell!

  65. Anonymous4:06 PM

    It's hilarious that Sarah and her purse holder weren't at the convention this week. You can bet she has been glued to her TV watching it, though. The broken teleprompter story is old. Give it up Sarah, you crazy loon, you and John lost 8 years ago! let it go...

  66. Anonymous4:46 PM

    -Sarah Palin

    In an interview with the Associated Press back in April, Palin said that she would attend the convention even if it meant having to "invite [herself] to the party.""I can't see any of them inviting me," she said in reference to GOP party leaders. "I think they are afraid of what I would say." She also lauded Trump for being "so reasonable and so full of common sense."

    1. Anonymous5:07 PM

      Sarah quit again.

      No one missed her.

      Except dRUMPF who had plenty of other @$$ki$$ers on hand.

    2. Anonymous5:48 PM

      Crap, Trump probably handed her some money and said " Nice time Sarah but we don't want you at the convention you understand right?"

      Palin is old news I saw a comment once where someone said for every inch her ass drops so does her popularity and that about sums it up, well that and she cant keep her her family from acting like they were raised by wolves.

  67. Anita Winecooler5:58 PM

    Hey Sarah, mind if I call you "hoe"? The reason you're seven thousand miles away from the convention is no one wants you, not even Donald made a place in his "deep bench" for you. In other words, you're yesterdays news... good for wrapping fish and not much else. Did you hear Melania respects Michele Obama, the First Lady, so much so, she copied her speech on index cards. But she knows how to read, so a Teleprompter is no big deal. You've been at it how long? Proves you can't read. Gotcha!!!!

  68. Anonymous6:11 PM

    Sarah is going to be a perfect fit in the Trump cabinet, still trying to get revenge on the media because of a teleprompter glitch EIGHT YEARS AGO!!!

    Unfortunately for her, Chris “ Joseph McCarthy” Christie already has dibs on using the Attorney Generals office to get political revenge and is currently making list of all those to get the axe. Sarah can always make a call to get the list of “her haters” added.

    Trump also plans to fire government workers and replace them with business people who would work part time-That is his “create jobs plan”? Just think of the damage they could do: CEO of Monsanto working at the FDA, CEO of EXXON head of EPA.

    We already found out what happens when a business person runs the government here in Michigan, it is called the Flint water crisis and thousands were poisoned with lead in order to “save some money”.

    The handling of Melonmia’s plagiarism is very telling how a Trump presidency would handle any criticism, blame it on someone else and add them to Christie’s list.

    If Trump somehow actual manages to get elected, that will be the day democracy dies in the USA.

  69. Anonymous6:37 PM

    Some things never change. Much.
    Sarah chose to announce that she "quit" in Wasilla. Wasilla was far far away from Anchorage on Friday July 3,2009. Wasilla was about as far away as Sarah could get from her new Alaska Attorney General Dan Sullivan and still have the media cover her “quitting” speech. Was that a coincidence?

    This house at the lake with the funny smells (do not drink the water!) is the place she wrote and gave her quitting speech. She was writing that quitting speech the same morning she gave it. She even needed some help writing the speech that morning. Her quitting speech was scrutinized by those who tried to understand what she was saying. Unlike Trump’s most recent wife’s speech there is no reason to think there was any plagiarizing in Sarah Palin’s July 3, 2009 lame duck quitting and progressing Murica speech. Sarah’s speaking and thinking styles are rather distinctive. Someone would probably have noticed any plagiarizing years ago. I think a lot of the people who speak like that in public would have been put in institutions already, if we still had institutions.

    Yesterday was a day just like July 3 2009. Sarah was far far away from Dan Sullivan. This time it was former Alaska Attorney General and current US Senator Dan Sullivan (he was appointed by Sarah weeks before she “quit”!) Dan Sullivan who was giving the big speech in front of all the cameras. Sarah apparently wanted to stay in Wasilla and have a new photo op with Trig instead. Dan Sullivan was far away at the RNC giving his speech and attending the convention wi9th all the Alaskan delegates. Sarah wasn’t there because it was too too very far away to attend. No one wanted her to speak either I guess. Maybe that was just a convenient cover story?

    Actually it was probably much less stressful for Sarah to sit at home and not have to worry about accidentally running into her former Attorney General Dan Sullivan at the RNC in front of a bunch of witnesses and reporters.

    Something I noticed a while ago- Sarah also too never endorsed Dan Sullivan for his Senate run either, even though he was a powerful Kochsucker Republican running for an Alaskan Senate seat. In the general election Sullivan defeated Democrat Mark Begich, even without that endorsement from Sarah. As far as I know Todd never endorsed Sullivan either.

    How is that for one of those things that make you wonder? “What’s in it for us?” Not enough apparently!

    So Sarah is spending time in her house on the scenic shores of Lake Lucille in good old Wasilla instead of traveling far far away to be at this year’s RNC in Cleveland. Ohio. She’s back in the same little podunk town where she hopped on her broom and rode out with a bunch of her high school classmates to rule the nation. She’s back to progressing the nation and punditing and facebooking and whatnot from Wasilla again.

    Dan from Ohio Sullivan? He’s at the RNC and he’s probably still chuckling about what happened to Sarah in July of 2009. I think. If you see him maybe you could ask him? :-)

    1. Anonymous8:14 PM

      Well - and that is a deep subject - Gryphen can probably compare some correspondence to that 'quitty speech' and tell us if there might be some plagiarism going on?

    2. Anonymous10:55 AM

      Haha whoops! Don't want people to get the wrong idea!

      "This house at the lake with the funny smells (do not drink the water!) "

      This sentence didn't turn out like I intended. I think it might be Lake Lucille and not the house that smells funny. I have no idea if Sarah's house or airplane hanger smells funny, and I don't rally want to know or think about that.

      So I think it's just the lake that the DNR knows is polluted* that smells.


      Well, and one of the local resorts too?

      “Lake is beautiful, breakfast good, rooms and hotel odd smell and outdated”

    3. Anonymous12:46 PM

      she read something that had her shakin up!
      if the Gryph can do that it would be epic!

    4. Anonymous9:08 PM

      That quit speech of hers was so weird it should be easy to check for plagiarism. Any teachers out there that want to grade Sarah's quitting speech?

      It might require a trip to API though. 700 Piper St, Anchorage, AK 99508

      Might want to call ahead!


  70. Anonymous7:16 PM

    Wow! Triggy Bear is getting old. Is his mom and new step dad on vacation or something while Granny babysits him?

    1. Anonymous3:15 AM

      Heheheh, no those 2 are sitting at the picnic table in the background, along with Jordan Punchingbag, Trig's Nanny, and sexy Beefy....where's Jordan's abuser, Tracky?
      Enlarge the photo to see sexy Barstool siting far, faaar away and on the other side of the table from her wonderful awesome MOH. Just got married and can't sit far enough away from each other. MOH's afraid he'll end up in another forced selfie moment if he sits too close to Joey Junker's baby mama(sorry Joey!).

    2. Anonymous5:59 AM

      Why, no, the 2 of them are seated at the picnic table in the background----sitting on opposite sides of said table and as faaar away from each other as possible while still sitting at the same table.
      Honeymoooooon's over, oops forgot they already had that honeymoon when they 'conceived' 'their' daughter.
      JUNKER BABY! (Sorry Joey, you're really a nice guy)

  71. Anonymous7:44 PM

    Why are we talkimg about screechy Sara? I thought the died of a broken heart? Wait she has no heart!
    She is dead isn't she? Can we celebrate?

  72. Anonymous9:33 PM

    Sarah, why are you still shilling for tRump. You're no better than Cristie, hoping crumbs will fall of his table. After he loses the presidency you will become even more Irrelevant that you already are.

  73. Anonymous10:00 PM

    I've been reading that Palin says she said "peaceful," not "people," when she said that BLM protesters are not people. But when I listen, I do hear "people":

  74. Anonymous7:54 AM

    Hey Sarah Palin, when will you defend this guy like you defended Track?

  75. Anita Winecooler5:51 PM

    Sarah wasn't invited "because it's too far". Bullshit, you weren't invited because you make the wrong impression. You're a worse liar than Trump is, but to be sure, he don't want you around. Right now he's laser focused on Ivanka, makes fishy faces and takes selfies all day. His family's just like yours, but dressed nicer and English is their native tongue.


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