Sunday, January 15, 2017

"I'm not talking about the peepee!" SNL showers Donald Trump in golden comedy during cold open.

"I am going to bring back a thick stream of jobs back to this country. The biggest, strongest, steadiest stream you've ever seen. This country will literally showered with jobs. Because I am a major wiz at jobs. It will be a golden opportunity for me as president to make a big splash."

I laughed so hard I almost peed.


  1. Anonymous6:35 AM

    O/T Are these people for real? Very short memories of how they just spend the last 8 years. Little donnie’s feelings are hurt boo hoo hoo.
    The Latest: Trump team calls on Obama to stop attacks

    The Associated Press

    ......Reince Priebus (ryns PREE'-bus) tells NBC's "Meet the Press" that Obama should "step up" and "call it what it is it's wrong what is happening, it's wrong how some of these Democrats are treating President-elect Trump."

    1. Anonymous6:58 AM

      Who gives a shit what PEEbus thinks, especially after how President Obama was treated for eight years. He doesn't owe jack.

      And who cares about MTP? Chuck Todd is a butt boy.

    2. Anonymous8:01 AM

      Poor Reince. It's "we, the people," all of us who voted for Hillary Clinton and who know full well what a disaster Trumpland will be. Maybe Reince should spend some time trying to wean his masters from their dependence on Russia and Putin.

    3. Anonymous9:25 AM

      Guess we should all forget the birther witch hunt drumpf pursued relentlessly?

    4. He has the nerve to ask Obama to do this?

      How about Obama tell everyone to treat Trump *exactly* the way Obama was treated by the Republicans?

    5. Exactly.

      President Obama: "My fellow Americans, I have listened to the pathetic non-stop whining and sniveling of Rancid Preebus and other republicans on behalf of their thin-skinned Mangled Apricot Hellbeast, and have slowly come to the conclusion that they have a point.

      Please, everyone, from now on, treat trump exactly the way republicans treated me for 8 years. In particular, this includes every elected Democrat. Thank you, and God bless America.

    6. Anonymous8:21 AM

      Rancid PieFace is a snivelling little turd. He is as ugly as his master. I wonder if he is related, his head is shaped like a bowling ball, with his mouth too far down like Ivanka. Even after cosmetic surgery, her face is strangely off balance with her huge mouth melting into her chin.

  2. Anonymous6:42 AM

    I was wondering if the inaugural ball party planners are scrambling to remove the tacky, fake Louis XIV, let them eat cake, gold encrusted decor with campaign fountains since “golden showers” has come to light.

  3. Anonymous6:46 AM

    I wonder what the Palins think about this:

    " bill that would downgrade domestic violence from a criminal charge to an administrative offense passed its first voting hurdle on Wednesday in Russia’s lower house of parliament the duma .

    Politico Europe said that 368 lawmakers voted in favor of the bill with one “no” vote and one abstaining.

    Under the rule, the charge of “battery within the family” would be removed from the Russian Criminal Code, said the Moscow Times. The offense will be punishable by a fine, community service and a brief prison term. "

    Well, repeat offenders can still get in trouble. It's all about the children!

    "Mizulina was instrumental in implementing the anti-LGBT “Gay propaganda” law, which criminalized any positive portrayal of same-sex relationships. The law has been decried around the world as a human rights abuse, but Russian legislators insist that the law is necessary to protect children.

    Mizulina is using the same tack to push the domestic violence law.

    “In the traditional family culture in Russia, parent-child relationships are built on the authority of the parents’ power,” Mizulina said in a speech to the duma on Wednesday. “The laws should support that family tradition.”

    On Twitter, Mizulina wrote, “If you slap your mischievous kid, you’re threatened with up to two years [in prison]. But if your neighbor beats your child — everything ends with an administrative punishment.”

    She went on, “How many more families will waste police resources, while the duma discusses [the proposed changes]? There are 20 million families with children in the Russian Federation. All of them are in danger.”"

    1. Anonymous7:59 AM

      Well, the GOP is on its way to do unto the United States what communism and putinism combined have done to Russia. We will all suffer but women and children will bear the greatest brunt of this madness.

    2. Anonymous8:28 AM

      The Groping Old Pissants are going to regret ever backing herr Trumpelthinskin. Vlad will be in charge shortly. tRump has to do his bidding until we all learn just how depraved he is. The videos and recordings should have been exposed long before the election. Had tRump been a democratic candidate this file would not have been kept secret..\ Does Vlad have videos of Beavis and Butthead (the tRump "boys) also, too?

  4. Anonymous6:52 AM

    And the hits just kept on coming !!!
    his even more questionable proposal to replace Obamacare (Trump’s plan, said Baldwin, is “called the Affordable Care Act”)

  5. Anonymous7:32 AM

    Ol' RumpledThinSkin better grow a pair if he's going to survive the next four years. Not only from the world, but this country.

  6. Anonymous7:43 AM

    Well isn’t that special, KellyAnn ConArtist just wants to protect us from too much information, doesn’t want our brain to get over loaded with the facts.

    Hasn’t KellyAnn realized that the American public is much smarter that trump and his base?
    Kellyanne Conway: Details of Russia investigation should be kept secret ‘to protect the public’

    .......This is classified information. Why is it top secret? It's top secret not to keep it from the public, but to protect the public .............

    1. Anonymous8:42 AM

      And yet they wanted to publish HRC emails because "the public has a right to know". Hypocrisy doesn't come close to covering what they're doing.

    2. Anonymous9:06 AM

      Pardon the pun, but if the part about urination was "leaked" how much worse must the report be? tRump is a very disturbed person.

    3. Protect us from what?

      More like protect Drumpf from being drummed out of the White House.

      After all, now that she's tied herself to him when he goes down, she'll go down with that albatross around her neck.

    4. Anonymous12:25 PM

      Oohh and he and ryan can become buddies! Ewww!

  7. A. J. Billings7:44 AM

    THis is going to "piss off" the Slut-Elect horribly.

    If enough mockery and exposure of his ignorance, crimes, and idiocy keep coming out, he may do something that will get him impeached.

  8. Anonymous7:59 AM

    Great job SNL...loved it!

  9. Anonymous8:14 AM

    Yellow river.......

  10. Anonymous8:40 AM

    Gryph, here's a story that compares First Lady Michelle Obama who had her vegetable garden that helped educate America on how to teach our youths how to eat healthier, First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt who could be found in the conscientious kitchen she established for Depression-sensitive meals and then there's Melania Trump's most important thing to prepare life for herself in the White House. It is not preparing a room for her son to deal with whatever issues he may have.

    Here’s What Melania Trump’s Glam Room Might Look Like

    1. Anonymous9:53 AM

      To be fair, this is not info from Melania, it is a made-up piece. Fake news. There is a dressing room right next to the MBR in the White House -- Jackie used it as a dressing room. Lady Bird made one of the other upstairs rooms into a room for hairdryers and hair prep. Melanie has wisely kept silent as much as possible. After her plagiarizing speech disaster.

      No need to criticize Melania's nude modeling and website deception re padding her education. Donald is the one to address, and we are not doing so in any effective way. SNL is not going to change anything, And I see no real plans afoot to rid ourselves of Trump, even with all we know about him now:

    2. Anonymous8:32 AM

      We are going to have a "leader" who is a dirty joke worldwide. His wife has very little "class" when anyone can google naked photos of her.

  11. Anonymous8:44 AM

    It has ceased to be funny to me. I am too sad, too scared about it. I keep wondering how long until satire is silenced. It's the same nightmare it was on the day after the election.

    1. Anonymous9:09 AM

      Me too. I keep hoping that there will be a movement to postpone the crowning of king Donald. Putin certainly pulled a fast one this time, on every American voter. Sick, sick people.

    2. Anonymous9:41 AM

      i have wondered what the Dem leaders have as a plan from the moment the election was over. And I see NOTHING. How could Hill + pals not have seen this coming? Is their intell so bad? Is Putin so much better at this than we are? Noting but sad conclusions and fear from this corner. Nothing to pin hopes on at all.

  12. Anonymous8:55 AM

    Trumps user name on sexual watersports website: I P Daily

  13. Anonymous10:17 AM

    I watched a documentary about Elite Modeling guru John Casablanca on Netflix. The documentary is a whitewashed version of his career and scandals pertaining to very young girls. Guess whose face pops up in the film? Seems he and Trump were friends and Trump assisted in "model searches".
    I did an internet search on Casablanca and his behavior towards very young girls who hoped for modeling contracts was shocking. One thing he liked to do:
    "meeting dozens of aspiring models a day in the comfort of his corner office, away from prying eyes.
    It was in this private setting that Casablancas began the tradition of weighing and measuring girls, which soon became widespread throughout the industry. It was a practice that served the dual purpose of allowing agencies to closely monitor any weight gain, and created a pretense for agents to meet with young models alone in their offices, and require them to strip nude."
    Sound familiar?
    There is more about Casablanca's having sex with very young, vulnerable girls and having parties where the girls were supplied drugs and alcohol.
    Sound familiar?
    "Trump reminisced on this time of his life “You had drugs, women and booze all over the fuckin’ place”, he boasted. “If I hadn’t got married, who knows what would have happened?” in case anyone missed his point, he would later clarify-“I don’t think anybody had more sex than I did. Sex was all over the fucking place”. He would also describe the typical night at Studio 54-“I would watch supermodels getting screwed, well-known supermodels getting screwed, on a bench in the middle of the room. There were seven of them and each one was getting screwed by a different guy.”
    I wonder what motivated Trump to buy beauty contests and start his own modeling agency?
    "On an appearance on The Howard Stern Show in 2005, published on Sunday by CNN, Trump described going backstage at the beauty pageants while the contestants were undressed. “Before a show, I’ll go backstage and everyone’s getting dressed, and everything else, and you know, no men are anywhere, and I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant and therefore I’m inspecting it,” he said. “You know, I’m inspecting because I want to make sure that everything is good.”
    “You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. ‘Is everybody okay?’” he continued. “And you see these incredible looking women, and so, I sort of get away with things like that.”
    Both men used their power and influence to attract girls as young as 12 into what some have called human trafficking.
    I've worked with Trump Models "Casting" we all knew of the trafficking
    — Wade Turnbull (@Wade_Turnbull) July 19, 2016
    "John Casablancas, Elite's founder, is a friend of Mr. Trump's, and Elite has held events at Trump Tower in Manhattan."
    Add this with Trumps admitted friendship to Epstein, his history of inappropriate comments about Ivanka (and the creepy photos), his comments about Paris Hilton and the 10 year old, the child-rape accusations and the pussy grabber comment, the alleged Apprentice comments and one can only assume that the soon to be sitting president may well be a pedophile, sexual predator and rapist. Sad.

    There is a lot of good information out there. This article is a great start:

    1. Anonymous3:16 PM

      Any man who hung out with Epstein and/or flew on his jet, Bill Clinton included, having tarnished their reputations.

    2. Anonymous8:36 AM

      Marriage did not change a thing for this classless pig.

  14. Good God they hit every nail right on the head!

    Alec needs to be nominated for an Emmy and he needs to WIN!

  15. Anonymous11:20 AM

    Trump Nation. Putin world. Palin's pond. Wonder when they get to dig out their Nazi regalia?
    Putin is said to have aspergers. Donald looks like he has something like that. Our world will be run by people who don't have the mindset to think outside the box. They will want things one way. Theirs.

    1. A lot of Donald's symptoms could be sleep deprivation. But also other things.

    2. Anonymous4:18 PM

      A lot of Donald's symptoms could be sleep deprivation.
      It is time to stop making excuses for this guy. sleep deprivation, Alzheimer, blah blah.

      He is mentally ill.

    3. Sleep deprivation and Alzheimer's makes you mentally ill.

      Doesn't matter what the cause is, he's mentally ill.

      If he's been depriving himself of sleep his entire life it's probably irreversible. The damage is done.

      He is just the kind of guy to think, yeah, everyone else needs 8 hours of sleep but I only need 3! Because I'm special. I'm exceptional. I'm Superman.

    4. Anonymous8:39 AM

      Maybe he should quit with the cocaine? Those sniffs give him away.

  16. Anonymous12:18 PM

    What did puppet man tweet today or crazy man? Whatever, the fat orange arse.

  17. Anonymous1:43 PM

    Baldwin has The Donald down to a "T"! Having him do these weekly impersonations for as long as Donny Boy lasts in the role of dictator are going to be a godsend to all of us!!!

    Keep it up Mr. Baldwin! You are the best impersonator I've ever seen!

    1. He doesn't want to do them weekly. It cuts into his family time on the weekend.

      But he will be doing them off an on.

      I want to see him win an Emmy for his Trump.


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