Woman who was fired for flipping Donald Trump's motorcade the bird receives 453,678 job offers. #ShePersisted.

Remember this woman?

Remember that she was ultimately fired for expressing an emotion shared by the overall majority ot his country?

Yeah, well as I predicted she will not be out of a job for long.

Courtesy of Extra Newsfeed:  

No worries. A week after giving the president the finger and finding herself out of work, Ms. Briskman has now received 453,678 job offers (and counting) from employers large and small, from every state in the union. 

“She’s my ‘she-ro,’” said Lucy Clementori, who owns a chain of fitness centers throughout the Southwest and promised to hire Ms. Briskman, sight unseen. “She can take over our spin classes and teach everyone that great presidential salute!”

Norm LaForge, who started a multi-million dollar company erecting cell towers in the Midwest, wants Juli Briskman to start yesterday. “It took guts to do what she did, giving the finger to The Great White Dope. That kind of chutzpah makes a great salesperson. She’s hired.” 

“I don’t have any openings, but I’ll find a place for her anyway,” said Darlene Ranalin, founder of a public relations firm in Boston. “I guess President Drumpf was right after all, he really is creating new jobs.”

And let that be a lesson to any other potential presidential protesters. 

Protest away my friends, because America has your back.

I think I have a new hero.

Courtesy of Newsweek: 

Donald Trump's motorcade departing from the Trump National Golf Club in Virginia had an extra add-on Saturday, after the president spent the 96th day of his presidency visiting one of his own properties. That addition came in the form of a female cyclist, who had one goal in mind: to flip off the president of the United States.

Pool reporters first noticed the cyclist trailing the motorcade before she managed to snake her way next to the president’s car just outside of the Trump National Golf Club. "A female bicyclist along the motorcade route, just outside the golf course, traveling in the right lane repeatedly extended her middle left finger towards POTUS," the pool stated.

The president's car was stopped at a traffic light near the golf course, just about to turn left onto the parkway, when the bicyclist successfully gave the president the middle finger.

I think that brave woman speaks for a lot of us.

If I were given such an opportunity I imagine my response would be quite similar.

Essentially fuck this guy, fuck his administration, and fuck his Russian overlord for inflicting him upon the American people.