No hide nor hair seen of RAM since this tweet over a month ago. Which was four days before THIS story broke.
If anybody has seen this person, and one would think she would be hard to miss, please contact this blog. Or the authorities, if that seems more appropriate.
OMG! That's some funny shit!
ReplyDeleteHere she is!!
ReplyDeletehttp://theperilsofpalins.wordpress.com/2011/05/24/tire-treads/
Gryphen! No WHERE'S TRIG post, but man-sour gets her own milk carton feature??!!
ReplyDeleteI could give a shit where RAM is. She CHOSE her intense and unhealthy association with Sarah Palin. TRIG on the other hand...is still probably thanking God for his limited hearing when he's in close proximity to The Screech.
Seriously...when is the last CONFIRMED sighting of Trig? Which Trig- any of em, all of em that have been put in front of Sarah.
I have a feeling we KNOW what Becky Kissass has been up to- posting comments like "Bristol so niiiice. Bristol so pritteeee, Bristol has great support system and a good head on her shoulders and also LEVI LIES!!! Trust me, I KNOW the Palins..." 100 times per thread. Then she can go back to BigBoss and say "Look wot I done, bossie! You plz to let me come back and gaze upon your prezidenshulnesseseses?"
But who knows what Trig is up to? I have a horrible feeling Sarah will announce via FB or Tweeter that "Trig is staying at a facility where they are helping him learn to eat solids and use sign language. We miss him soooo much and can't wait to have him back home where he belongs!"
Etc etc etc. She will be exaulted by her bots for "sacrificing" time with Trig so that he can get the best care. Then the reality of Trig not having been confirmably sighted in over 200 days (right?) will fade from consciousness and he'll be the forgotten child once more.
Screw RAM...she knowingly bit the hand which fed her very well and said things she KNEW would seal her fate if they ever got back to BigBoss. RAM = eyes wide open EVERY step of the way. Trig = can't even see WITH eyes wide open because someone probably threw his glasses at the frigidaire in a fit of poutrage.
WHERE'S TRIG???
WHERE'S RUFFLES???
THAT is who I want to see on a milk carton.
Ha-ha! Love it, thanks Gryphen for a good laugh this morning.
ReplyDeleteR in NC
Glad you posted this, I've been wondering where she is. It's actually a little scary that all's been quiet on that front.
ReplyDeleteShe's unbalanced, and I would not want her on my bad side.
Who knows, maybe she's setting up a book deal.
Have they started dragging Lake Lucille yet? Maybe RAM is in hiding, trying to locate a publisher for HER memoirs as a member of the Palin fan club? That could be really interesting, unlike Bristol's "fairy tale" of how an innocent young girl was raped while unconscious. Gryphen PLEASE look into the story of Dylan Kolvig and the sinking of his father's boat M/V Pacifica in Juneau Harbor. Bristol knows something about this little tale. Did she include that in her "book"??
ReplyDelete"Insulting Bristol Palin"?? How - by telling the TRUTH??
ReplyDeletefor the first time in history the missing person is soooooooo scary no one wants to look for her!
ReplyDeleteYIKES!!!
I've been saying this for months: Ram's and Sarah's relationship reminds me of Selena and her manager. It could get ugly. I hope not, but you never know.
ReplyDeleteCarrie
hello all, and HI LOU SARAH, or Chuck
ReplyDeleteand the gang. We know you're reading IM, one of the best blogs on the interwebs.
This story caught your eye didn't it?
We know that you know, that we KNOW you have a lot more filth and scandal hidden in that bumpit brain, right Lou Sarah?
Lots of stuff that would sink you forever if it got out in the media
Well guess what? You treat people like trash, and lie and cheat and make statements like you did when you were mayor of Wasilla.
What was that ? You don't remember?
" I'll do whatever I want until some courts tell me I can't"
Any fool can see the railings in your house on Lucille are exactly the same as the rec center. How could that have happened?
And that's why you had to repay the state for your kid's travel
And it's why the committee cited you for ethics violation,in spite of lying about Wooten constantly.
And that's why you quit the Gov job, because as Bailey revealed,
you "HATED that job"
Hey Granny Sarah, the lies will come out, your public shaming is coming at you like a train in a tunnel. Too late now.
I think you deserve a long enjoyable rest and break, Rebecca...
ReplyDeleteToxic people are very hard to be around.
Have you ever considered writing a book?
Apparently she "liked" a couple of tweets last week--but other than that, she's been noticeable for her absence.
ReplyDeleteIs she at the bottom of that elevator shaft in Arizona? Did she find Harry Potter's invisibility cloak and is using it to sneak around casa Palin? Or has she assumed another persona & is slithering around the interwebs in another form?
Perhaps she's hiding from the Batman. Cobblepot did go back underground at the end of the movie.....
It is a mystery. Maybe she's busy writing a book.
ReplyDeleteLove the milk carton shot! Thanks for the clarification and update on RAM, I was wondering what the deal was so I appreciate the post on this topic!!
ReplyDeleteThis is the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time. I still can't imagine that Becky really looks like that...I mean, as a non-attractive woman myself, even I have limits! Get her to a plastic surgeon...please!
ReplyDeleteHopefully she's nursing a spectacular grudge, and talking with GOOD lawyers to see if she can get out of the non-disclosure contract she signed with Satan, er, Sarah Palin.
ReplyDeleteRAM, honey, if you're reading this, write that book and you'll never have to worry about working ever again. Think of the interviews alone!!!!
LOL that hideous troll ex pee sewer rat Toki is still dripping out DM'S from RAM it must be hell being an ex Palinbot
ReplyDeleteMaybe there should be a milk carton for Trig, Ruffles and Todd. It has been a while since their last sighting.
ReplyDeleteIf the milk in that carton comes from Alaska's Matanuska Maid Dairy then chances of anybody finding RAM is almost impossible.
ReplyDeleteThe Matanuska Maid Dairy is like the Palin family, they know nothing.
Perhaps she is taking a page from the BigBoss and Brstol and surgically sprucing herself up. Is that even possible? Meanwhile, it's very nice not to have her venomous tongue wagging.
ReplyDeleteThe milk carton, the short bus, etc..(too many to mention) Whomever is doing this stuff is brilliant. So funny, and talented. Please keep making my day!
ReplyDeleteI thought I posted this but I don't see it.
ReplyDeleteHere is where RAM is:
http://theperilsofpalins.wordpress.com/2011/05/24/tire-treads/
Okay, now how about one for Trig?
ReplyDeleteChanging the subject.
ReplyDeleteI’m sorry I keep reading how Brisket’s virginity was stolen and how she did not drink, she was a good girl and blah blah blah. By her own admissions, Brisket was stuffed more than the Christmas turkey because as she puts it, Levi had needs.
In Alaska, if a girl claims that she was raped and pillaged and her virginity was stolen and yet she returns day after day for more sex and talks about her boyfriend has needs and that they did not use condoms because she wass on the pill, can the young man be accused of rape?
Can the young man charge the female in a court of law for defamation of character?
Another question, Brisket is insinuating that Levi was not any good. Unless she has had many other sex partners to make this comparison, how would Brisket know if Levi was not any good?
Is Brisket saying she had better?
Eh, she was in the shadows before Palin, what makes you think she would choose otherwise after? I hope Sarah let her go. That was a baaaad, unethical thing she did. If Bristol's bookproves one thing, Sarah stands by her kids.
ReplyDeleteOn the propaganda film about Sarah:
ReplyDelete...All in all the film did a great job of selecting all possible 10-second clips where Palin looked like an energetic, funny, spunky, stubborn advocate for all that is great and good. It also did a good job of making me queazy and scaring the bejeesus out of me. The Good vs. Evil themes, the charismatic leader, the cheering crowds, the larger than life personality, the persecution of the martyr, the selective scrubbing of the bad, the exaggeration and bending of the true… It all felt like some horrible history lesson of the future. It even came complete with an enraptured audience clinking their glasses with forks and wooooing and cheering in concert with the woooooing and cheering crowds on the screen...
http://www.themudflats.net/2011/06/23/palins-campaign-film-the-undefeated-reviewed-insert-explosion-here/
Seriously Gryphen !!
ReplyDeleteThat's a dude in drag. That cannot possibly be a woman.
5:10am
ReplyDeleteHi, Granny Lou. You're up early. Or is it "up late"?
Yeah, you "stand by your kids" so well that when rumors abounded saying Bristol was Trig's birth mom, rumors which you yourself said "tore Bristol up", instead of showing one piece of paper which would have ended the rumors at once, you literally put her, teenaged and pregnant, up on the international stage.
That's some real fine standing by your kids, Granny.
I never thought I'd feel bad for Rebecca, but I do. She's either hiding in a corner in shame for not seeing the real Sarah or kissing Sarah's ass double time in contrition.
ReplyDeleteEither way, it sucks to be her right now.
Quitting addict Sarah Palin is furious, on Facebook, that everyone figured out she quit her bus tour. Stopping the bus does not mean “quit.” It means, snowbillies need to take a vacation from their vacations sometimes. Palin was called home for “jury duty,” which is an Alaskan euphemism for salmon fishing and getting drunk. “Uh, our bad?” says the media. “So when’s the bus tour starting up again?” “Yeah, sometime soon,” she said. Uh, okay. That sounds like quitting. Did she take the decals off the bus already? That is the test. Whatever. Sarah Palin is not a quitter. OH WAIT YES SHE IS. Lest you fear you could not call her The World’s Biggest Quitter anymore, she has also cancelled her trip to Sudan next month with Rev. Franklin Graham because of… uh, what’s the usual one… “scheduling reasons,” whatever that euphemism means.
ReplyDeletehttp://wonkette.com/448195/sarah-palin-says-bus-tour-only-kind-of-quit-also-quits-trip-to-
sudan#more-448195
Wasn't RAM trying to become a screen writer before she hooked up with $carah? Maybe she is shopping around for a book deal/movie deal exposing the Palins and Heaths?
ReplyDeleteLook for RAM in Santa Rosa, CA.
ReplyDeleteLawrence O’Donnell Mocks Media For Believing Sarah Palin Bus Tour Isn’t Over
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediaite.com/tv/
lawrence-odonnell-mocks-media
-for-believing-sarah-palin-bus-tour-isnt-over/
RAM is off doing undercover work. Under the bed covers, eating Crunch Wrap Supremes; obsessing about Sarah; plotting revenge.
ReplyDeleteI believe that she is capable of a Selena or David Letterman response to rejection.
I previously put this on the wrong thread . . .
ReplyDeleteI still think they have RAM someplace "re-educating" her. Sarah can't keep her but won't let her go.
Also, Sarah's tweets and Facebook have been toothless and not as witty and nasty. RAM was indeed the voice of the poor idiot Palin.
FREE RAM! FREE RAM!
Maybe the FBI has Ram in a witness protection program.
ReplyDeleteOh, no, anon, don't tell me Becky is befouling Sonoma County!
ReplyDeleteIf Man(sour) didn't sign a confidentiality agreement, and if she decided to write a Palin book, it would one of the best ever. (Man)sour is so full of poison, she could really devastate Palin.
ReplyDeleteMaybe RAM went camping with Levi?
ReplyDeleteIs that RAM's picture on the milk carton?
ReplyDeleteI could of sworn that was Bristol.
To the self-proclaimed "unattractive anonymous" - no WAY are you as unattractive as RAM! You're not ugly, ignorant, and evil on the inside like RAM - and when the soul of a person is beautiful, she's beautiful!
ReplyDeleteNo matter how many "Nice Brissie" posts Mansour puts up, she is SO out of there--out of the inner Palin circle. As in cut off. You are DONE RAM! No matter how much you try to make up for your blunders, your Ice Queen will never forgive you.
ReplyDeleteGood God RAM, write the book already!
ReplyDeleteFor those hoping RAM will write a tell-all, forget it. RAM is a bad writer; that's why she never sold anything before Saah hired her.
ReplyDeleteIt was kind of like CYRANO 4 TEABAGGERS though, wth RAM writing the Tweets, & other folks writing "policy" on FB, & the tiny pool of Palinbots feeling seduced by Sarah's pathetic winking & shrieking. Those days are gone now.
That "Boycott American Women" site is really something. Don't those guys realise that if they marry "foreign" women, those women will turn into "American" women when faced with our lifestyle here? The prosperity and opportunity afforded those "foreign" women when they arrive here will turn them into grasping, mean, etc "American" women real fast!
ReplyDelete5:29--"Yeah, you "stand by your kids" so well that when rumors abounded saying Bristol was Trig's birth mom, rumors which you yourself said "tore Bristol up", instead of showing one piece of paper which would have ended the rumors at once, you literally put her, teenaged and pregnant, up on the international stage.
ReplyDeleteThat's some real fine standing by your kids, Granny."
Well said. Gee, maybe Bris still has that ultrasound scan of Trig she claims to have found in March 2008, and that prompted her and Willow to say, why the secret? We'd love to see it, B, please just forward it to Gryph.
Hey come on, guys and gals, don't insult people's looks. Didn't we all hate the way we looked growing up. Given, RAM's writing style and behavior is nasty, but, I feel a tad sorry for anyone who gets thrown under a bus.
ReplyDeleteIf the half-governor fired her on the spot, she'll no doubt leave the dark side and self-reflect and write that book.
Massachusetts State Police DNA Tests Confirm Missing Woman Run Over By Palin Bus
ReplyDeleteBOSTON- In a stunning development, Massachusetts State Police announced that human material found embedded in the tire treads of the Palin "One Nation" bus has been identified as that of a missing Palin aide.
State Police spokesman David Procopio said: "The DNA tests confirm within 99.9999% reliability that the human material found on the tire treads were the remains of Rebecca A. Mansour." Ms. Mansour, also known as RAM, is a close Palin aide who disappeared after tweeting negative comments about the Palin children in May.
State Police spokesman Procopio said that State Police stopped the bus shortly after the bus crossed the state line from New Hampshire because the bus had been driving erratically. He said: "A State Trooper saw the bus swerve suddenly to the right, and then quickly recover. However, the bus appeared to be wobbly. The Trooper stopped the bus, and upon closer examination, it appeared that the front axle had been been bent due to a high impact with an unknown object. The bus was then hauled off to the State Crime Lab for a closer examination."
Procopio said that warrants have been issued for all adults who were believed to be on the bus, including Sarah and Todd Palin, and Palin's parents Chuck and Sally Heath. He said, "We will extradite from either Alaska or Arizona- we will get 'em all." Procopio said that State Police would felt the most fitting location to hold the suspects was the jail in Revere.
She had to stop the short bus tour because matted black hair and a pair of glasses were found caught up in the axle.
ReplyDelete5:29 AM said: Yeah, you "stand by your kids" so well that when rumors abounded saying Bristol was Trig's birth mom, rumors which you yourself said "tore Bristol up", instead of showing one piece of paper which would have ended the rumors at once, you literally put her, teenaged and pregnant, up on the international stage.
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As the parent of a teen, I often wondered why, in an effort to counter the Trig mother rumors, Palin chose to embarrass a 17 year old on the national stage rather than ask her doctor to hold a press conference with the delivery team, produce the birth certificate, and put an end to what she claim is an absurd claim.
I bet Bristol does not ask that question in "I Chose Lies." Perhaps someday a reporter will ask Sarah Palin why she did that, after sending the question to her in advance so she doesn't claim it's a "gotcha" question.
she is probably writing her screen play, wonder what kind of non-disclosure statement she signed. can you imagine her emails!
ReplyDeleteRAM is in Arizona getting plastic surgery to fix that face.
ReplyDeleteanona at 2:49
ReplyDeleteMy hub says to tell you that you are apparently not MAN enough to handle an independent american women, though most of our European friends are strong independent women too. You may have to look towards a third world country where ANY women will marry you just to get US citizenship.
Good luck with that.
Ratfish@ 7:36
ReplyDeleteHysterical!
PENNYSPRUCE
ReplyDeleteEven if RAM did sign a confidentiality agreement, they cannot hold up if you want to expose a crime, fraud, etc. Also, most confid, agreements are easy to get out of, most of them are based so that patented info cannot be used....gossip is free game, once the checks stop--gossip can start.
I think RAM went in for lipo and when they were done there was nothing left.
ReplyDeleteDaammmm!!!! Milk out the nose and onto the laptop screen!!!!! Gryphen, that was your best yet!!!
ReplyDeleteThat photo is genius!!!
You know she's going to pop out almost immediately now!
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, you might want to create one for the little Trigger. Haven't seen hide nor hair from him either.
ReplyDelete" phoebes in santa fe said...
ReplyDeleteThat "Boycott American Women" site is really something. Don't those guys realise that if they marry "foreign" women, those women will turn into "American" women when faced with our lifestyle here? The prosperity and opportunity afforded those "foreign" women when they arrive here will turn them into grasping, mean, etc "American" women real fast!
7:20 AM"
lol--I'm reading the site right now. It is so silly--it is all femi-nazi this, and mean librul women that. American women are too fat, have too many slave-made shoes, and watch Sex and the City, they caused the war in Iraq, are bossy, and expect men to be perfect. Oh, and they are totally jellus of chaste Asian goddessessess. The posts sound like they are written by men who aren't getting laid, and aren't getting looked at, except by "docile" women who just want someone to buy them & bring them to America, for what reason, I don't know.
The link doesn't work for the perils of palin.
ReplyDeleteWord on the street is that RAM has undergone a bypass, and will soon go back under the knife to change her looks, so she can 'blend in' and double for Bristol.
ReplyDeleteInteresting past comment about Dylvan Kolvig from Mudflats:
ReplyDeletehttp://mudflats.wordpress.com/2008/09/01/a-photo-safari-of-wasilla-alaska-home-of-sarah-palin/
mde (07:35:24) :
I’m going to point out one more time that the statement released by the Palin family does not say she is marrying the father of her child. And now there is a comment (of unknown credibility) on the page of pictures posted by Chad that says:
Someone Wrote the following on 09-02-2008 03:32 AM
Bristol smoked a sh–load of oxy while she was pregnant, too.
I was in Juneau when this was all happening, before the presidency nonsense.
I sold oxy to Dylan Kolvig. He’s the father of her baby. Most of these pictures were taken in Wasilla when she wasn’t pregnant.
She snorts diet pills, too.
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mde (07:37:07) :
I’m going to point out one more time that the statement released by the Palin family does not say she is marrying the father of her child. And now there is a comment (of unknown credibility) on the page of pictures posted by Chad that claims the father is someone else.
Anon @ 5:10 am ...
ReplyDelete"If Bristol's bookproves one thing, Sarah stands by her kids."
Don't you mean that Sarah stands BEHIND her kids - as in, using her kids as shields against anything that she, Sarah, does not want to face or does not have the guts to do herself?
Why is the stupid off topic BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN post here?
ReplyDeleteBirdie
I kinda feel bad for her. We all know how viscious Scarah is when she feels she's been wronged. On the other hand RAM must have some valuable insight into the delusional world of SP. Hopefully she will come to her senses and unburden herself from all of that baggage once she realizes she can no longer milk at sarah's teet.
ReplyDeleteRAM comes across as a self hater who projects. It is actually very sad. I think she is intelligent but something is very wrong.
ReplyDeleteCome on. Gryph. The BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN post is ridiculous. Delete it, please, unless you can provide some context as to why a bot would post it.
ReplyDeleteBirdie @9:29AM
ReplyDeleteGryphen may have left it up because it is so... dumb.
Phoebes in Santa Fe. I don't even know where to begin, but the nurses, teachers, single mothers, social workers, hospice workers, volunteers and every other female in this country trying to get by is the reason this country still shines. Wow. Just incredible.
ReplyDeleteRumor has it she will be appearing as a stunt double in the latest Danny De Vito film. It's a sequel to "Throw Momma from the Train" but this flick is to be called, "Throw the Mama Grizzly Under the Bus."
ReplyDeleteShe is off getting her face altered and losing weight so she can try to fit back into normal decent society without being recognized.
ReplyDeleteGotta say, first thing I checked was the "expiration date" - Nov 30.
ReplyDeleteThink it needs to be amended to "expired" date of around 5/24/2011 (whenever it was that things blew up re: tweets/DM's).
PMom_GA
5:10 AM asks why RAM would leave the shadows?
ReplyDeleteAnswer: Serious money, fame, and redemption
I am late to this post, but does anyone want me to call social services and do a welfare check on Rebecca? I live close to her, but am afraid to go to her apartment by myself.
ReplyDelete" Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteI am late to this post, but does anyone want me to call social services and do a welfare check on Rebecca? I live close to her, but am afraid to go to her apartment by myself.
4:51 PM"
Don't bother. Good riddance. She is a miserable canker always flapping her trap. Sarah Palin's spokesperson. Blech. The only ones worse than Sarah Palin are those who enable her and kiss her ass.
Hysterical graphic!
ReplyDeleteI hope she does write a book as well. She's one person who definately knows the truth, but her girl crush on Sarah is so strong that I doub't she'd risk being in the crosshairs.
I wish people would stop slamming her looks, I'm sure she's got a great personality, and a housefull of cats who can vouch for that.
anon at 2:45 am
ReplyDeleteWe see your wisdom, look how well it worked out for Donald Trump and Mel Gibson.
Anonymous 5:45 AM
ReplyDeletesaid...
"Look for RAM in Santa Rosa, CA."
That is Rebecca J. Mansour who works for the planning dept in Sebastopol (aka Bastard's Pool) and is much older than Rebecca A. Mansour.