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However Palin does not consider this low rent bimbo worthy enough to go through all of the trouble to try and hide her herpes sores and put on one of her Bozo the Clown wigs, so "suddenly" the very expensive TV studio Fox News built for Snowdrift Snooki goes on the blink.
If you can force yourself to listen until the 5:30 mark, THAT is when Palin gushes like a horny little school girl about Tim Tebow.
However even though Palin is beyond irrelevant to much of America she still has enough juice to convince producer Mark Burnett to provide cover for her, by announcing that he is too thinking about putting her back on television:
Last week, reports surfaced that TLC and other networks balked at a new $1 million-per-episode spin-off series featuring Palin’s husband on the professional snowmobiling circuit.
“That is totally inaccurate,” Burnett insists. “In fact, the idea around snowmobiling was to be part of an episode in ‘Sarah Palin’s Alaska’ — not a series.”
“Sarah Palin’s Alaska” premiered in November 2010 to more than 5 million viewers. “It was the number one premiere ever on TLC,” Burnett notes.
That may be, but of course that was back when people still were fooled into believing this bizarre person might actually make a run for the White House,
But now....what's that wonderful quote again?
“I think it is safe to say her time has passed,” a network source told the Hollywood Reporter.
That's the one!
Look the woman cannot even get herself together for a simple Fox News interview, and we have been watching her deteriorate for months now, does anybody really think she can apply enough Spackle, tubs of lip gloss, and fright wigs to make herself presentable for an entire season of SPA part deux?
Yeah, me either.
If Tebow was a devout Muslim and said, "Allahu Akbar" after scoring or winning, Sarah would be saying he should be kicked out of NFL...
ReplyDeleteAs long as he praises her god..she loves him.
Exactly, all of what you said. Perhaps she IS taking some R and R at an institution and couldn't get to the studio. Or maybe "recovering" from a procedure. Whatever the reason, she phoned in for a reason. Too bad Todd didn't get his technical-coordinator allowance, or maybe he was the one who dialed the phone.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else notice that Faux always uses Granny Lulu's yrs old photo from before she quit on AK?
ReplyDeleteAnd if Burnett really wants to do a show about sleds ( yep that's what the are called in the state that IS the snowmobile builder of the USA--Minnesota), he should go and make onein Northern Minnesota where Polaris and Arctic Cat have their headquarters and other speciality manufactures , not up to AK to film a purse carrying pimp.
LOL. Nobody else can describe this skank like you do, Gryphen. I LOVE it. Thanks !
ReplyDeleteWhen is this blabbering shrew going to finally fade into her much deserved and well-earned obscurity?
ReplyDeleteI'm so sick of hearing her voice!
Grampa McCain, you SUCK.
Anyone who puts that woman on the air again will hear this: "Blood libel," "Tucson tragedy," "Gabby Giffords." So go ahead and do it TLC. I'm about to call my cable company and have TLC removed from my line-up. Did you know that soon more cable cos. will have more a la carte options?
ReplyDeleteOh, and anyone who advertises on that show will also hear: "Blood libel," "Tucson Tragedy," "Gabby Giffords." I will boycott all the products for life.
For every viewer of a Mark Burnett love song to Palin he stands to lose a couple viewers of his real cash cow, Survivor.
ReplyDeleteThat would be counting 'me', of course. I love me some boycotts and voting with my remote. It's nearly as refreshing as a gym workout.
Sarah, yelling from the floor of the bathroom: "Tawwwwd! I'm way too high. Get'em to post that pic and bring me a mic."
ReplyDeleteIf they film her disintegrating train wreck life, it maybe fun to watch in...Anna Nicole smith part 2?
ReplyDeleteThe Pee people are trying to wrap their heads around this and convince themselves this is Sarah's rogue way of running for president. They see this as the ultimate unconventional way to run a campaign. She's a joke. A grifting fame whore joke.
Top picture reminds me of "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas." I don't know why..maybe it's the green light on the tree. Is it a dept. store tree? Couldn't they go outside and chop something down?
ReplyDeletePalin probably panicked about a studio interview because the good Christian STILL doesn't have any ornaments for her Walgreen's tree.
ReplyDeleteDeteriorate? Uhhh, ok? She's been glowing for months now and we've never seen her happier. If that's what 'deteriorate' means to you, then I guess thats the word I'll use here.
ReplyDeleteAnon 7:28, Dude, that is how nasty rumors and lies get their wings. Grow the hell up.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, you do realize that you are a big reason there are so many lies out there about Sarah Palin. Why not just provide your commentary withOUT your bitchy, slanderous comments. Isn't that what someone like you aims to do?
ReplyDeleteThe lazy old goat gave the interview while lying in bed. Getting on her feet and putting on clothes is too much of a hassle. Sarah´s children are the same way. Willow and Piper are too lazy to get up and go to school. If a boy isn´t around to undress her, Bristol will sleep in her clothes and shoes.
ReplyDeleteThe Palins are the laziest family in America.
Maybe FOX pulled the plug on the studio set-up. And seriously, did she just now hear about Te-blow? The guy has been around for years.
ReplyDeletePlease Sarah, read a newspaper!
I can't stand looking at that nut in the red Elmo butchered blouse. I just want Palin to return to her true evil muppet overlords for a brain.
ReplyDeleteOr . . .
Am I wrong to want a bear to chase Sarah through the woods so the bear can get the dyed pelt of her cub off of Sarah's body?
The evolution of Sarah Palin continues. First she had Tawd's balls surgically removed from him and implanted between her legs. Now we know she has his penis because of her hard on for Timmy boy.
ReplyDeleteThe show would fail BIG time...amazed that he is even trying to secure backing for it. I don't know anyone who would watch it, but then I'm from Alaska.
ReplyDeleteWell...either Gov Dirty Wig™ didn't want to show her mannish features or FAUX news dismantled the studio...either or works for me!
ReplyDeleteWhenever I hear her, I hear that "Whaaa whaaa whaaa whaaa" sound on Peanuts when aduts are talking.
ReplyDeleteI also agree with the poster who said if Tebow was muslim, would she defend his right to pray as well?
She's probably been bawling her eyes out since the beloved leader of her ally, North Korea, achieved room temperature, and that's why she called in.
Mark Burnett would kiss anyone's ass for a buck.
She stinks, always will, because she's rotten to her core. The decay and stench just erupt from her various orifices - cold sores, spewing her verbal venom, toxins oozing out of her pores. There's not enough medication and makeup in the world to restore her image to normal or sane now. She's just third-rate leftovers for low information voters, oh, make that viewers.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't matter now, and won't ever again. She is a bully and a coward with a narcissist's gift for manipulation, but never did the work to be able to play in the big leagues.
She's shown herself to be an unstable grifter, and nothing more.
"Sarah Palin Weighs In ..."
ReplyDeleteFox Comedy strikes again - you'd need a Mettler balance to gauge Palin's gravitas. I absolutely have never heard that woman get deeper into any subject that what can normally be found on a brochure - or a refrigerator magnet.
"...or FAUX news dismantled the studio..."
ReplyDeleteYou might be right. Didn't Roger Ailes hire former Gov. Mark Sanford a couple of months ago to be a political analyst?
I guess it's out with the old and in with the new over at Fox News!
O/T A "carefully worded" Poll over at Fox News:
ReplyDeleteShould the House GOP vote for a two-month extension for a payroll tax cut?
__Sure, vote for it, go home for the holidays and come back refreshed and ready for the next fight
__No, oddly the House GOP is upholding the president's desire so they should demand on a one-year extension
__The Senate won't get it done if the House proposes an alternative so I expect taxes to go up
__Do whatever it takes, I would like the certainty of knowing my tax payments won't increase on Jan. 1
__This so-called tax cut is so ridiculously small anyway, it's absurd to fight over it
Guess which one has 40% of over 5,000 votes? (hint: it's the one with strange paranoia theory about POTUS... You know, the one that makes no sense at all) It says a lot about Fox readers/viewers. Most uninformed. People with GIANT amygdalae.
"Glowing?" She is "glowing?"
ReplyDeleteLook I don't usually respond to the trolls here but I must correct you.
That is not glowing you see, that is the reflection of the lights off of that gallon of lip gloss that she has slathered around her mouth.
Hopefully I have not fattened your thighs too much with that comment.
Joie, at least the Grinch's eyes aren't crossed, even in anger.
ReplyDeleteIf she doesn't want the ridicule, she could just stay off the air. It's that simple. The US has had a major overdose of this fucked-up family, but she still wants to be on the TeeVee. Suck it up, Buttercup. You're bringing it on yourselves.
nswfm
Anonymous @ 7:57 am said...
ReplyDelete"She's been glowing for months now"
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I think you missed a couple of letters while typing.
Shouldn't it be "She's been glowERing for months now"? As Ol' $cary's permanent facial expression is glowering, even when she is trying to smile.
Well if a bunch of film crew were around the funkyass palins for days on end and nobody is reporting on it, it's no wonder the insufferable bitch can fake a pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteI want mark to waste his money on the untalented harpy. mark needs to feel some pain for even suggesting that clown should be on again. he will go belly up on this one.
I think maybe she's anglin' for a sportscastin' job? Ya know, with all her journamalism and communicatory edjamacation also too and her vast amount of actual ya know sportscastin' and whatnot.
ReplyDeleteEspecially the whatnot.
7:15 AM
ReplyDeleteYa got that right.
"Deteriorate? Uhhh, ok? She's been glowing for months now and we've never seen her happier. If that's what 'deteriorate' means to you, then I guess thats the word I'll use here."
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!! That's some mighty fine magical glasses and hearing aids that you have, ANON!!!
BWAAHAAHAAHAAHAA! Those god-awful wigs are the best part!! Who dresses Miss Happy-Pants?
O/T: Have you seen Shailey's latest post?:/
ReplyDeletehttp://shaileytripp.yolasite.com/blog/it-is-all-gone-all-but-the-credit-card-machine-wtf-
Oh thanks for the post, Gryphen! It's so much fun to play with your local troll!!
ReplyDeletePerhaps she'll reappear tonight to express her condolences over the death of "the dear one" Kim Jong-Il.
ReplyDeleteAfter all, he was the leader of one of our allies, North Korea.
the hairless wonder should be celebrating her eldest son's much touted wedding that was supposed to happen last weekend.
ReplyDeleteRemember....the wedding that is supposed to cover for Willow's unexpected baby???
How will they spin the cover for Bristol's new 6 month old godson that appeared in LA with her? Oh that's right....GODson.
"Glowing for months?"
ReplyDeleteUh oh, is Sarah going to make another "announcement" soon?
“Sarah Palin’s Alaska” premiered in November 2010 to more than 5 million viewers. “It was the number one premiere ever on TLC,” Burnett notes.
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He left out that SPA's ratings dropped like 40% the second week, and the ratings continued to drop week, after week, after that.
Holy SHIT! Apparently the APD destroyed all of Shailey's remaining evidence... you've got to read her latest post!
ReplyDeleteAnon 7:57...thanks for my laugh of the morning.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!
ReplyDeleteIf she looks anything in the first photo/video(?), then I can understand why she would not want to be seen.
God, she looks horrible! That's what fear/greed/power mongering will do to your looks.
She really needs to go into rehab.
She does not resemble in any way, the same person who was yapping away during the RNC.
$arah~ do yourself a favour before you lose what ever you may have left. SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Deteriorate? Uhhh, ok? She's been glowing for months now and we've never seen her happier. If that's what 'deteriorate' means to you, then I guess thats the word I'll use here.
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Right. If she was so happy, she and members of her family wouldn't feel the need to take turns trolling this blog. $arah Palin is mentally deteriorating, also too. That's worse.
Gotta love the smell of "diplomacy"... Burnett is right, the premiere of SP'S A was HUGE. ...Then it plummeted like a rock.
ReplyDeleteIt was immediately clear that it was us, the train wreck rubberneckers, who made those glorious ratings, and when we realized that all we were going to get was bland Palin-sanitized drek, we turned away and went on with our lives.
The fact is, if that show was still even in the ratings ballpark of where it started, there would have been another season. The people running TLC would've LOST THEIR JOBS if they hadn't at least attempted to secure a second season.
But TLC were the ones who declined. Probably because they knew that due to Palin's control freakishness, they'd never get the kind of reality show the larger audience would have tuned in to see.
Sarah must be busy with Glen Rice, from one "mic" to a mouth full.
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 7:57am--
ReplyDeleteThe only way The Thing With The Eggbeater Hair would be "glowing" is if she backed into a lit propane heater.
"Anon 7:28, Dude, that is how nasty rumors and lies get their wings. Grow the hell up."
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@7:58 AM
You should know, right $arah Palin?
Time to "grow the hell up," and stop worrying about every perceived slight, real, or imagined.
Anonymous said...Deteriorate? Uhhh, ok? She's been glowing for months now and we've never seen her happier. If that's what 'deteriorate' means to you, then I guess thats the word I'll use here.
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Anonymous said... Anon 7:28, Dude, that is how nasty rumors and lies get their wings. Grow the hell up.
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Anonymous said...
Gryphen, you do realize that you are a big reason there are so many lies out there about Sarah Palin. Why not just provide your commentary withOUT your bitchy, slanderous comments. Isn't that what someone like you aims to do?
8:00 AM
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These troll comments one right after another are so funny I just had to highlight them.
As Gryphen commented, "Glowing?" She is "glowing?"
Is she radioactive now? Bathed in luminescent paint? "PREGNANT"?
Nah, I'll bet she refused to get in front of the camera for this interview because she's covered in sweat and face is flushed as red as her favorite jackets: FULL BLOWN MENOPAUSE!
When that happens to a woman who's as addicted to Botox as Palin is, yeah, she probably IS deteriorating.
If ANY of this is slanderous, the Palins can sue. But they haven't, have they, trolls? Just weak threats from the lawyer (Ooooo! scary!).
I think they meant "glowering", not glowing, mainly because I'd rather think that it was just a typo than a complete denial of reality.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @ 8:00 AM wrote:
ReplyDelete"Gryphen, you do realize that you are a big reason there are so many lies out there about Sarah Palin. Why not just provide your commentary withOUT your bitchy, slanderous comments. Isn't that what someone like you aims to do?"
Hey Anon @ 8, you sound like you have the inside skinny on Mrs. Todd Palin. Therefore, why don't you identify the 10 biggest false ideas that Gryph has generated and then provide data that supports your claims?
Inquiring minds want to know.
No endorsement until she "feels it in her gut"?
ReplyDeleteMore likely no endorsement until the winner is so apparent she can't be wrong. She's so scared of picking another loser she's not going to commit.
Rick
Gryphen, you do realize that you are a big reason there are so many lies out there about Sarah Palin. Why not just provide your commentary withOUT your bitchy, slanderous comments. Isn't that what someone like you aims to do?
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You do realize that $arah Palin is a big reason there are so many lies out there about our president, and that $arah Palin is a divisive demagogue who's vitriol has helped poison the discourse in this country with her bitchy, and slanderous comments, about anyone who isn't a "rill American?" Of course, you don't.
What $arah Palin has done is far worse.
P.S., If Palin is being slandered, then she better do something about it. She should put up, or shut up!
"She's been glowing for mon ths now!" Really? Is she fake pregnant again? Must be tougher to fake now that she's menopausal and Todd hasn't touched her in years.
ReplyDeleteWhat has happened to her appearance. She looks ashen, puffy, and overwight.
ReplyDeleteI thought that I could make it through the vid since I wouldn't have to look at that manly bag of bones but the 3- minute mark was all I could muster.
ReplyDeleteAnyone that really cares what her opinion is of the GOP candidates is a complete fuckin' idiot. Oh yeah, the loyal Fox viewers. And the pitiful bunch at the Sea of Pee.
Just look at those two screen shots of the half-wit, half-term, ex-Gov, skanky-ass, quitter grifter to see the deterioration. Yup, she is definitely augering into the dark zone. I'm waiting for the green stuff to start oozing out and the head to spin completely around.
ReplyDeleteSo Sarah is saying in her FOX interview that nobody in the GOP puts a Fire In Her Belly!
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean Sarah will vote for Obama?
A Sarah Palin endorsement is the last thing Obama needs!
Gawd, look at the state of her eyebrows. They are halfway up her forehead!
ReplyDeleteSarah, honey...are you aware that for $700-1000 you can buy a lovely human hair wig? Your $1.99 polyester wigs look no better than Halloween wigs. Why are you always so cheap? Take your millions and get yourself to a master wig maker. You are half way to a Leona Helmsley.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Sarah realize that Tebow is way too young for her? She sounded like the preteenagers at the Justin Bieber concert I went to.
ReplyDeleteDoes she think he will be like Rice and willingly screw her? That's what it sounds like.
Guess "Grizzly Bear" is what they call "cougars" other places.
Sorry,Sarah, but the young man surely has better taste than to even consider you. And I also doubt he is interested in Bristol or Willow.
When is Fox just going to stop pretending and pull the plug completely on this worthless skank?
PS....love the trolls today. "Glowing" was priceless.
She is good for a laugh:
ReplyDeletehttp://politico-junkie.blogspot.com/2011/12/palin-chuckle-for-holidays.html
The article is full of delightful snark!
Hi Sarah,
ReplyDeleteAnother quick queation. Why did you name the kid you acquired TRi-G, after his Down Syndrome. Remember, Trygve means brave victory in Old Norse. Tri-G means Trisomy G = Trisomy 21 = Down Syndrome. Why did you name your precious gift from god such a horrible name? Why won't you address your gaffe with the DS community?
I underdtand you are "glowing". Are you faking another special needs kid pregnancy? Some advice: If the next kid is a Tri-G girl, don't name her Little Mongo...Precious already used it.
Is there anyone that Palin won't have lie for her? SPAK did have a good premiere show but it sunk in the ratings with each successive week. If she wasn't shopping a show about Todd then why were they filming so much with just him, it's not as if he has any personality to carry a show?!
ReplyDeleteAt 7:57:
ReplyDeleteAfter a fluorescent lamp bulb is turned off, they can be seen to be 'glowing' for awhile too. Any glow from Palin emits from the 'whew, I got away with a ton of sh*t' gleam in her eyeballs.
You do notice two other things tho, (1)Palin is NOT a candidate (surprise) and (2) IM, G and his fans are still here waving buh-bye!
The only thing she doesn't quit at is trying to get her and her family on tv...what a grifter!
ReplyDeleteShe is probably in AZ for the winter and that is why she is "phoning" in her thoughts... Thoughts?? I mean, read her talking points.
ReplyDeleteshe would have phone it in if she wasn't really in AK.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's in rehab trying to detox in time for x-mas.
"Sarah, honey...are you aware that for $700-1000 you can buy a lovely human hair wig?"
ReplyDeleteyes - but honey, they are made of hair from CORPSES.... I won't wear the hair of dead people...
O/T
ReplyDeleteI am just livid after reading Shailey Tripp's blog today. The Palin's are total CROOKS and should be in jail!!!!! They know they are above the law and have the APD in their back pocket. Like Sarah said......"until the courts tell me I can't.......
"glowing"
ReplyDeleteRight! As in radioactive.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteDeteriorate? Uhhh, ok? She's been glowing for months now and we've never seen her happier. If that's what 'deteriorate' means to you, then I guess thats the word I'll use here.
7:57 AM
"glowing"?...You mean in the dark?
7:58 AM
ReplyDeleteNasty rumor? You mean like the one where Gov Dirty fucked that black basketball player....a couple of times? Dirty hasn't denied that rumor...so that one must be true! Thanks troll!
And this is the word salad she uttered:
ReplyDelete“There is no need to endorse until that enthusiasm really is within me in my gut and I also believe that my endorsement and anybody else is really sometimes doesn’t amount to a hill of beans when you consider the independent thinking and the wisdom of the voters that they make up their own mind and personal endorsement doesn’t always, you know, it helps shape the race so I don’t put that at kind of credence or credibility in my endorsement at all, but as soon as I feel that that person who understands the fiscal crisis especially that America faces and know has to do about it then i will feel that enthusiasm and I will endorse but I’m not ready yet.”
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
10:19.Sarah is a tight a$$..(!)or maybe she's spending it all paying hush money.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteGryphen, you do realize that you are a big reason there are so many lies out there about Sarah Palin. Why not just provide your commentary withOUT your bitchy, slanderous comments. Isn't that what someone like you aims to do?
8:00 AM
Uh oh...Gryphen struck a nerve huh? LOL! STFU Gov Dirty Wig™ I'm so glad we didn't have to look at that greasy, mannish face on TV yesterday...instead you endorsed Tebow and now he probably hates your guts for fucking up his career!
Anybody remember when Gov Dirty contacted Carrie Prejean and offered her support?
Well no sooner after that all her business was in the streets! Dirty Wig™ is the kiss of death...just ask the Toad!
Ailes admitted he hired Palin for her looks. When you are hired for your looks you don't phone it in. She must be such a mess that the producers thought they were better off with a photo of her. This is not good. BOLD people don't phone it in. Maybe Palin has mistaken tweaking for Jesus with being rocked by Jesus.
ReplyDeleteSounds like SP will be on faux business news tonight - DOG HELP US!
ReplyDelete@ericbolling
ericbolling WOW!!!!...Dream come true?... Did Gov Sarah Palin leave the door open for a White House run?.... 10p et FBN... seriously!!! 4 minutes ago
Their lives are memoir-ready by age 20
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin's been through a lot for her young age, what with all her earnings from a "Do as I say, not as I do" teen pregnancy awareness campaign, her appearance on "Dancing With the Stars" and... what else, what else... oh! Her new face! Time to get started on that inevitable celebrity memoir. The result was Not Afraid of Life: My
Journey So Far, which turned out to be mostly about the father of her child, Levi Johnston, who conveniently released his own memoir three months later. Kids today. (The Daily Beast)
http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/year-in-review-stars-theyre-nothing-like-us-2011-15985.gallery#!wallState=0__%2Fmovies%2Fyear-in-review-stars-theyre-nothing-like-us-2011-15985.gallery%3FphotoId%3D61212
Well, the GOP situation just got more interesting: Newty is dropping in the polls like a rock. Part of the Republican Party has finally woken up to the World According to Newt and they don't like it.
ReplyDelete(Maybe it was his idea to unseat "activist judges." Police State, anyone? Guess not. Stuck with Mitt.
'Sarah Palin's Alaska' getting a season 2?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politico.com/blogs/click/2011/12/sarah-palins-alaska-getting-a-season-107997.html
The comments...on POLITICO...are not very Sarah supportive.
Sarah is glowing because of the chemical peels she has had on her face. The entire top layer of skin comes off. Then the new skin underneath produces loads of oil looking like a greasy mess while it's healing. This is why she called in too.
ReplyDeleteOh and everyone knows the truth about Bristols "godbaby."
All the DWTS people know. Even some of the media know. And why don't they report on it do you all think?
Christopher Hitchens, who just died, was known for his cutting wit, and listed over at the DAILY BEAST among his very best is this one about Sarah Palin:
ReplyDelete“She's got no charisma of any kind [but] I can imagine her being mildly useful to a low-rank porn director.”
After listening to that, Eeewww, cougar comes to mind. Gross. You better watch out T.
ReplyDelete"until she feels it in her gut" must translate to whenever someone offers a cabinet post, or at least some cash
ReplyDeleteDeteriorate? Uhhh, ok? She's been glowing for months now and we've never seen her happier. If that's what 'deteriorate' means to you, then I guess thats the word I'll use here.
ReplyDelete7:57 AM
Anon 7:28, Dude, that is how nasty rumors and lies get their wings. Grow the hell up.
7:58 AM
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LOL Sarah! We all know you're on drugs. Not a rumor at all. Nice try though. ;-)
Sarah must have had a rough weekend smoking weed, snorting coke and shooting meth. She had to phone in her "analysis" from bed! LOOOOOOOL
ReplyDeleteAside from being annointed by a witch hunting pastor, has any alaskan actually seen Palin attend a church service? Is she a regular attendee and as devout as she claims to be??
ReplyDeleteThe whole world sees that she looks like crap. Palin's trolls coming here and saying Sarah is glowing only serves to reinforce that they live in a state of delirium. Listen guys, she' didn't want to be filmed because she's seen how awful she looks on camera. If she's glowing, it's because of the roaring fire behind her. Funny thing, though, she's been happy being out of the loop and people are happy to have her out of the news. Finally, she sat down and shut up. Now there's one thing we can all be happy about.
ReplyDeleteI just saw this:
ReplyDeleteBLIND GOSSIP 12/13
Well, this certainly has been the most incredible pregnancy ever! Bellies growing and shrinking! Breasts swelling and flattening! Prosthetics flopping and popping! Frankly, all this trickery is exhausting, and hasn’t been nearly as convincing as she hoped it would be. Therefore, Floppy will be keeping a low profile for the next month. So, she’s not really pregnant, but there will be a baby soon. And Floppy has been very busy behind the scenes shaking that baby money tree! Some money is going out (payments to medical professionals who will swear that they were there for the birth), but much, much more money will be coming in. She will be making money off of the fake story of the baby’s birth (which will be a C-section for Real Mommy but a "vaginal" delivery for Floppy). And more money off of the baby photos. And the story of how important it is to her that she "breast-feeds" her baby. And the story of how she lost the "baby weight". And the photos of her "new" body (with no stretch marks!) achieved with grueling workouts and healthy eating. And more stories about how amazingly fast she got back into shape and got back to work. What an incredible woman! Hey, there’s serious money to be made off of this baby, and you can be sure that Floppy will "milk" it for all it’s worth. Beyoncé
Sound familiar?
Quick question. Just what is the Republican "filled"? Is it like the "rill dill"?
ReplyDelete@2:31 who cares if Beyonce already had her kid, is pregnant or has a surrogate mother?
ReplyDeleteShe was not running for Vice President/President (if the old guy gets whacked).
Too bad the media wouldn't cover the non-existence of a fetus for Sarah. Also sad that there are so many babies in that family, that one or two more are not noticed.
I think palin should star in"Hogs Gone Wild".The subject matter and the intelligence level suit her.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDelete"until she feels it in her gut" must translate to whenever someone offers a cabinet post, or at least some cash
12:20 PM
The last time Sarah felt something in her gut was when Glen Rice was pounding Sarah in her sister's dorm room.
That's why Sarah has a fascination for Obama and Cain.
here is the link to the american dad episode mentioned last week
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fox.com/americandad/full-episodes/4742889/season-s-beatings- devil child is sent to live with Palin- starts at 20 minute mark
Tebow don't believe Sarah Palin.....
ReplyDeleteBristol is not a virgin!
Sarah Palin's God is Mammon.
ReplyDeleteBristolo, where is your
ReplyDelete"godson?"
You can't keep Tristan hidden forever, or can you?
We all know you were pregnant on DWTS. Your ever increasing baby bump simploy could not be hidden. You missed the required post dancing entourage tour = strange for a wannabe celebrity.
You disappeared into your Arizona house for plastic surgery (miserable fail). Did you also birth Tristan at this time? Sure looks like it.
You can't keep him in the closet forever, Bristol.
I bet Daddy Ailes is not too pleased that Queenie could not even dress for her interview. Is she toast now?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Burnett could shake survivor up and have all the old bible thumping survivors on to compete against the Palin Klan.
ReplyDeletePut them back in Africa with lion burms for protection. This I might watch.
Gawd Mark WISE UP, YOU'RE PEDDLING POISON WITH PALIN. Drop her like a special delivery of anthrax, just don't drop her on the American people again.