Sarah Palin accuses the President of issuing a "slap in the face" to the American people by offering promises of a better future. Yeah WHO does that in politics?

Click anywhere to start video, but watch the precariously perched roadkill wig.

Hannity starts off accusing the President of breaking his promises and of a laundry list of failures. So who better to bring in to talk about being a failure than the Lunatic from Lake Lucille herself?

However apparently out of fear that the dipshit will say something truly stupid again Fox only had her on for a grand total of about five minutes, with plenty of video interspersed throughout to cut down on her ranting time. (The Palin word salad begins at the 3:00 mark)

Hannity starts off asking Palin whether or not we should hold the President accountable for his old promises (You know the ones the GOP keep blocking him from keeping) before believing in his new ones.

Batshit -crazy Barbie:

(Starts off barely audibly) "Well we do. And those repeated promises, and then as you are suggesting, a whole host of new promises..um really is a slap in the face of the electorate. There's an estimation of an unintelligent voting block out there I think that...uh...President Obama is assuming will continue to want to get free STUFF, despite free stuff will replace freedom. And he's just assuming that that voting block will be large enough to get him back in there, but I just pray that Americans will open their eyes between now and November when they know that they'll have to make that choice between free stuff and freedom, you can't have both."

So in a nutshell the woman who charged the state of Alaska a per diem to stay in her own house, and often demands bendy straws, free airfare, and hotel accommodations for family members before agreeing to give a speech, is accusing Obama supporters of wanting "free stuff?"

Okay I was either just overcome with irony, or the home studio lights reflecting off that cheap gaudy Star of David just blinded me. Hang on.

Okay I feel better now let's move on to Hannity accusing the Democrats of putting on, and these are HIS words, a "boring," "stale," and "uninspiring" convention. (Sorry it took me awhile to finally stop laughing out loud at that. Hey Hannity have you HEARD Jennifer Granholm?) And then asking Palin which "adjectives" SHE would use.

Blank stare Barbie:  

"Uhhhh, well last night it was very painful to watch ("Painful" THAT'S an adjective, right?) the President's speech. (That's cause it was full of all those big wig elite words and such!) And..and..not just because we knew he was not telling Americans the truth, with his suggestions of how well things were going and how well things will go if we gave him four more years of these repeated felled (sic) policies. But you're right there was a lack of enthusiasm, and a lack of passion for this country. A lack of sincerity when it came to, for instance, his claims of supporting our troops and yet many of us look back just a number of months ago and remember a specific about the troops, for instance, where he was ready and willing to throw our troops under the bus if he didn't get his way on budgets and debt ceiling increases, he was going to withhold, or was willing to, the troops paychecks! So as he talked about the support that he has for, again for instance, the troops, all you have to do is go back in time to the very recent past and realize that he contradicts himself  he really is...uh the antithesis of consistency that you would hope would be in a President."

Okay first off all of that is bullshit! The reason that the debt ceiling almost did not get raised was due to obstructionism from the Teabagggers that SHE helped to get elected. But what can one expect from a woman who set the very standard for avoiding the truth that the current GOP seems to have adopted as their most important political platform?

What is more telling here is that Palin and Hannity are clearly doing their level best to deny the reality of how well the Democratic convention came off as compared to the steaming pile of political malfeasance and crazed elderly antics that represented THEIR convention.

They are essentially urinating all over the President's parade, but the fact is he, and the rest of the Democratic party, won't even bother to take notice as they march toward certain victory in November, leaving a fuming Sean Hannity, and soon to be unemployed Sarah Palin, choking on their dust.

Hey I have an idea. Maybe if Palin plopped an even LARGER fright wig on her pointy noggin, while wearing an even MORE obnoxious religious symbol against her bony anorexic clavicle, somebody might actually pay attention to her bullshit.

Hey, it's worth a try! After all, what ELSE does she have to offer?