Friday, February 22, 2013

Ted Nugent goes after Democrats for destroying his people. You know, black people.

"No this hand gesture has NO relation as to why I own so many guns."
In Nugen'ts latest crayon drawing that he submitted to Wing Nut Daily he makes the following claim:

Barack Obama, the guy who received roughly 93 percent of black American votes, is the clear and present engineer of the destruction of black America. 

Yes because becoming the first black presidential role model,  reforming health care which will help African Americans get health care coverage for the first time, and working to repair the economy is SO bad for black people in this country.

But wait there's more:

It was a damnable lie when Vice President Biden stated at a campaign rally attended by many black Americans last fall that if the country elected Republicans they would “put y’all back in chains.” What a disgrace and clown Vice President Biden is. He’s a national embarrassment. 

The truth is that the Democratic Party has been the engineer of the destruction of black Americans, and everyone knows it except the very people who need to know it the most – black Americans. 

The turbo-destruction will continue for black Americans until they realize that dirty Democrat politicians are their true enemy, not their salvation. Fortunately, some are beginning to embrace this self-evident truth. 

I am not sure what "turbo-destruction" is, but it sounds like a word a ten year old boy comes up with to describe something he really does not understand very well.

"Ooh that movie I just watched was a rocket inspired epic slam dunk of a film all covered in awesome sauce!"

But what can you expect from a national embarrassment who projects that title onto one of the most beloved Vice Presidents in history?

Nugent then goes full retard by making up a number of superlatives in order to describe the influence of black musicians on that horrible racket that HE makes on stage.

Indeed, the tapestry of black America is rich and vibrant. I don’t celebrate Black History Month. I celebrate it every day, as my very black-inspired musical dreams could not have been successful were it not for black Americans. 

My fire-breathing musical career was literally launched by black musical thundergods such as Bo Diddly, Little Richard, James Brown, Wilson Picket, Sam & Dave, Albert King, BB King, Freddie King, the mighty Funk Brothers, and the epitome of Rock ‘n’ Roll Gods, the master, Chuck Berry. The music these gentlemen created gave birth to my music and all great, moving, soulful music. We owe it all to them. 

By the way some of the ways that Nugent has celebrated Black History everyday is by once suggesting that Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were "lisping ebonic-mumbo jumbo," and comparing gun owners to Rosa Parks.  Because you know NOTHING says I am down with the African American community quite like making fun of civil rights icons.

As for that whole Bo Diddly, Little Richard, and Wilson Picket being "thundergods" I would like to point out that not only is the ACTUAL thunder god a lily white Norse guy..

...but that the MAJORITY of African Americans today don't even know who Ted Nugent is. And if they do, they know him for being a crazed pro-gun lunatic, and have little idea that he even plays music, never mind that he believes himself to be a paler version of B.B. King or Chuck Berry.

Let's face it if the Republicans are going to use Ted Nugent as their diplomat in reaching out to African American voters, they might as well forget getting any support from them EVER!

I have to assume that Nugent took this task on because the conservatives could not get ex-KKK leader David Duke to return their phone calls.

(H/T to Media Matters.)


  1. Anonymous9:40 AM

    "My fire-breathing musical career..."
    Ted, your musical career, like your penis, was and never will be fire-breathing. Think dud firecracker, or limp noodles.

    1. Anonymous11:27 AM

      Whoa, isn't that Sarah Palin's style of describing men? She has seen a less than adequate 'tool' on her Pimp Husband. No wonder Sarah always injects sexual overtones into her Rants. Todd gave her all of the ammo for her lack of sexual satisfaction. After Humping Glen Rice, Sarah has yet to find a man to 'size up' to her desires. Her obsession with President Obama just might be because he also was a College Basketball player.

    2. Anonymous11:34 AM

      You beat me to it. "Fire-breathing musical career"?? hahahahaha

      Oh yes, I am old enough to remember, ted.

    3. Anonymous12:19 PM

      The only reason we are looking at him is we wonder where that grunt smell is coming from.

  2. Anonymous9:46 AM

    Nugent IS the embarrassment! Good God, didn't even know he was or had ever been in music! I've only know the guy to be an asshole and friend of Sarah Palin! Speaks well of her doesn't it? Haha!

  3. Anonymous9:49 AM

    Do u think this jackhole will give this flaming liberal back the money she spent as a kid at one of his concerts? I hang my head in shame....

  4. Anonymous9:51 AM

    The Republican party is constantly trying to "win" both Latinos and blacks votes by telling them how very stupid they are. They've been doing it for years, and it makes absolutely no sense to me. Why would anyone want to vote for a party that treats them with nothing but contempt, and condensation?

    Keep at it Repubs you're doing a wonderful job......for us Dems ;)

    1. Anonymous11:54 AM

      Just like they think they will win the very important female vote by patting us on the head and telling us all the restrictions on our reproductive rights 'are to make women safer.' Kind of sound slike the old Bush mantra "he kept us safe!" so it didn't matter how many people he spied on or how many people he tortured. Stuff it, Nugent. You are a silly stupid hasbeen, and we all know it but you.

  5. Anonymous9:56 AM

    He's such a putrid prick.

    But at least he's not in a position of power like this scary dude:

    I see RED people...

    Is Senator Ted Cruz our new McCarthy?

    Cruz: Obama’s Legacy Will Be A New Generation Of GOP Leaders

    The GOP lost the "argument for the American people" in the 2012 election cycle and risks losing more elections if it doesn't articulate its positions to the American people, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) told a gathering of Republicans Thursday in Independence, Ohio.

    "The Democrats' story is the Republicans are the party of the rich, the Democrats are the party of everybody else. And if that's the narrative people believe, we'll never win another national election," Cruz said, according to the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

    Cruz closed his speech, according to the report, by saying a new crop of Republican leaders is emerging in the Obama era. "In 1980, it took Jimmy Carter to give us Ronald Reagan. And I remain convinced the longest lasting legacy of Barack Obama is going to be a new generation of leaders of the Republican Party who stand for liberty."

    And of course nasty girl herself stumped for this dangerous and deluded man. No surprise there.

  6. Anonymous9:58 AM

    I don't care what he does or says these days.

    He'll always be the guys who shit in his pants to avoid the Army.

    You're a weak little boy Ted.

  7. Anonymous10:13 AM

    Why does the press even give this idiot coverage/ Has everyone forgotten his draft dodging lust for underage girls past?

  8. Anonymous10:32 AM

    Ted who?

  9. Anonymous10:38 AM

    Having been part of the music scene in Detroit......I can tell you The Amboy Dukes were a joke among the cognoscenti....

  10. Anonymous11:05 AM

    ¨Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.

    Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang.¨

    B.B. King.

    Ted has a small dick.

    Anyone got a better explanation?

  11. lostinmn11:11 AM

    To coin an old and tired refrain. Ted. I've listened and loved Bo Diddly and BB King and you, you live in you own shit because you were too scared to join the army, are NO Bo or BB.

    Go take your shit stained pants somewhere where people actually like you. Piece of Shit coward.

  12. jcinco11:18 AM

    he's a poopy-pantsed, draft dodging pedophile, sarah's type.

  13. Anonymous11:21 AM

    The second I saw that it was from a Heath blog, I knew it was a vehicle just to pimp Sarah for that one time she wore a kuspuk, you know, to show how much she so appreciates her husband and her kids' "culture."

  14. Anonymous11:32 AM

    There is something that I just can't understand, or get past. It's the glee these rightwing Christians get when talking about their guns.

    I was a single mom for many years, and there were rare occasions that I wondered if I should get something for protection. I thought long and seriously about it. The one thing that stopped me was the dread of actually having to kill someone with it. I wasn't willing to go that route- I knew I had other options that I'd rather go with.

    While I can understand the choice of a gun for defense (I could never do it) what I can't understand is how people like Nugent, Palin etc so easily talk about 'blowing away' anyone who would either break in or try to take their guns away. For the most part, these are "Thou Shalt Not Kill" Christians, and they don't seem to have the slightest bit of hesitation or remorse about having to use their killing machines.

    And no, I'm not a Christian or religious at all. Just a caring, rational human being.

    1. Anonymous11:54 AM

      Secular humanists are the nicest people.

    2. Anonymous11:58 AM

      I shut my mother in law up once when that Christian woman said she totally believed in the death penalty (she also was, of course, a Fox-loving hater of minorities and progressive.) I asked her if she could push the button to kill someone. Dead silence. And why are the Republicans so quick to claim Christianity when none of them actually live it?

    3. Leland1:24 PM

      And it's even more crazy than you think. The actual translation - which is ALWAYS misquoted(!!!!) - is Thou Shalt not MURDER.

      Cripes, they don't even know their own Commandments! How can they dictate to us?

      And I will go one step further in my agreement with you. They only SAY they would "blow them away". Until it is actually to that instant, the vast majority of people who say that are lying - because THEY don't know either. You at least are honest enough to have doubts. THEY are just shooting off their mouths.

  15. Anonymous11:42 AM

    Think about that one for a moment. Ted Nugent could be close to right for a very good reason. Obama has undoubtedly been the motivation for all the racist hate being stirred up by racists who were looking for an outlet. And so, even if it's not the downfall of the blacks in America, it could lead to negative connotations for them.

    Really, Nugent has spilled the beans on the gungoons and the tea baggers all at once. If what he says happens in any way or to any degree at all, it clearly won't be the fault of the blacks. It will be the manifestation of racist hate.

    The man just happens to be so fucking stupid that he has become an asset to good people!

    1. Anonymous12:04 PM

      You have a point.

      He shrinks the GOP tent and widens our tent,

    2. Anonymous5:11 PM

      If Obama singled out the black community for special treatment, Fox would say he was a closet Black Liberation Theology Panther.

  16. Anonymous11:47 AM

    OT Hey Gryphen, Sarah hasn't posted any Iron Dog updates since Tuesday night. Can't get any current info at their website. Any news about how Todd is doing? My guess is that if he was winning, Sarah would be crowing about it.

    1. Anonymous12:25 PM

    2. Anonymous5:47 PM

      The lastest on the Iron Dog

  17. Anonymous11:55 AM

    I think this guy has drunk some really bad kool-aid. He is so ignorant and sick in the head I don’t pay any attention to him hoping he will just drop out of the news.

  18. Anonymous12:10 PM

    Actually it's the elderly and poor white Americans who vote republican that are voting against their own interest. When bigotry consumes you, you can't see anything but what you hate and you tend to believe whatever makes you feel conmfortable with your hatred. Most black people are not going to fall for Ted's rhetoric.

  19. Anonymous12:22 PM

    If A Slave Gets Whipped 5 Times A Day… NYC Principal ‘Appalled’ By Slavery-Themed Math Homework

    One elementary school teacher’s attempt to combine history and math has gone terribly wrong. Jane Youn, a teacher at Midtown Manhattan’s PS 59 is in hot water after she assigned slavery-themed math problems to her 9-year-old students.

    The New York Post is reporting that the offensive worksheet was only discovered when another teacher asked Aziza Harding, a student teacher at the school, to photocopy the assignment for her class. Harding immediately spotted problems such as “One slave got whipped five times a day. How many times did he get whipped in a month (31 days)?” and decided it was “inappropriate” for the students

    Harding then contacted her graduate professor at NYU to alert him to the situation. “My first thought was, I don’t believe it,” said Professor Charlton McIlwain, who then contacted the school’s principal.

    The principal of the school Adele Schroeter simply said she was “appalled” in a statement and has “already met with the teacher and have arranged for training around this issue.”

    Remarkably, this is not the first time elementary school children have been given homework with slavery-related scenarios. Last year in Georgia a teacher was admonished for giving assignments that included questions such as “Each tree had 56 oranges. If eight slaves pick them equally, then how much would each slave pick?”

    Watch video below

  20. Anonymous12:24 PM

    A furor over slavery has erupted at a Midtown elementary school, after a teacher handed out math homework that include questions asking kids to tally the killing and beating of slaves.

    The shocking questions were given to at least one class of 9-year-olds at PS 59 in Manhattan — which included the kids of United Nations personnel. The inflammatory queries were only uncovered after a student teacher was asked to hand them out to a second class.

    “What a shock! It seems so over the top,” said NYU professor Charlton McIlwain, who instructed the student teacher, Aziza Harding, that spotted the offensive questions.

    Education officials said the trouble arose from a clumsy attempt by teacher Jane Youn to meld a history lesson on slavery with an assignment in math.

    She asked the students to create their own questions, and distributed them as homework last month with the slave questions included, officials said.

    One of the questions reads: “One slave got whipped five times a day. How many times did he get whipped in a month (31 days)?”

    A separate subtraction question says: “In a slave ship, there can be 3,799 slaves. One day, the slaves took over the ship. 1,897 are dead. How many slaves are alive?”

    The same worksheet was nearly assigned to teacher Jacqueline Vitucci’s class when she went on vacation this month. But Harding — her student teacher — put the kibosh on it before the papers were distributed.

    “This is obviously unacceptable and we will take appropriate disciplinary action against these teachers,” said a DOE spokeswoman. “The Chancellor spoke to the principal, and she has already taken steps to ensure this does not happen again.”

    Longtime principal Adele Schroeter said she was “appalled.”

    “I have already met with the teacher and have arranged for training around this issue ,” she said in a statement.

    A message left at a number listed for Youn was not returned.

    In a strikingly similar case, third graders at a school in Norcross, Ga. were given homework last year where they had to calculate how many times slaves were beaten.

    The teacher who gave that assignment later resigned.

  21. I don't believe Ted is concerned about the Black community. He is from Detroit, a city that is approximately 90% Black. Imagine a white-trash guy like Ted growing up surrounded by Black folks. Ted is not concerned about the Black community. He's afraid of it. And he's afraid of our President, just like the rest of his Teabagger friends.

    1. Anonymous5:03 PM

      You saw how uncomfortable he was in a room full of Democrats.

  22. Anonymous4:14 PM

    Ted 'POOPY PANTS PEDOPHILE DRAFT DODGER Nugent has no knowledge of what Blacks want or don't want. Ted is a Traitor and a Bigot and Pals around with Secessionists like AIP Members Todd and Sarah Palin.

  23. Anonymous5:02 PM

    Well at least he didn't call the President a racist.
    Or make a misogynist comment about Hilary Clinton.

    You know the right is scraping the bottom of the barrel if they are using Ted Nugent to troll on race. The guy has become such a joke people are more likely to laugh at anything says than become offended.

  24. our lad6:21 PM

    Ted Nugent actually can play, back in the Amboy Dukes and after during his solo career. That being said, he's nuts. Needs to be sedated.

    1. Anonymous10:10 PM

      Ted has chops, or did. I'd prefer Funkadelic over the Amboy Dukes, Detroit speaking.

  25. emrysa7:54 PM

    oh, once again the white man is telling the black man what's good for him.... it's amusing when it comes from people like loser ted who have no power to wield.

  26. Anonymous7:06 AM

    Love Ted !!!!!


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