Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Michele Bachmann receives pair of Google glass. Stunned to learn what Google has to say about her.

Photo courtesy of Luke Russert.
Can you imagine Michele Bachmann functioning with a pair of these on her head?

I don't think that on her BEST days she is able to walk and chew gum.

Wait until she Googles her husband and finds out that her entire life has been lie.

P.S. For those who are curious here is a real life demonstration of what it is like to wear these things.

11 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:14 PM

    Is the google supposed to be therapeutic for crazy eyes? If so, maybe the Grifter could get herself a pair to help straighten out her wonkiness. It might allow her to go somewhere without having to carry that stupid phone with her every minute of the day. Naah, you can take her security blanket away from her.

    Since someone mentioned GOOGLE, I automatically thought about Sarah Palin's Wild Ride. I wonder what pops up when those words are googled...

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  2. OT: Dr Phil's program today is about a woman who faked a pregnancy. And it's NOT $carah Payme or Beyonce!

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    1. Anonymous2:03 PM

      Say it ain't so, hrh.

      What was that lady's reason for faking her pregnancy? Is she another "mama" grizzly politician? Afraid she'd lose her abs of steel like Sarah "Couch Cushion" Palin? Other people stealing Sarah's brilliant ideas again.

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  3. Anonymous12:31 PM

    This new fad gadget brings to mind two characters from Star Trek (not the original):
    Geordie La Forge (with the zany wrap-around glasses), and of course... "We are BORG...you will be assimilated...resistance is FUtile!"

    Oh, and your link to the demo video of G-Glass... just shows the ridiculous aspects of marketing new inventions. "Hey, this is a cool item! What the hell can we figure out to do with it, so we can $ell, $ell, $ell!!!!!" Oh, yeah, Fecebook already used that approach, didn't they.

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  4. sorry, but all I think about when I see these is the "Opti-Grab" by Navin Johnson

    http://www.anyclip.com/movies/the-jerk/opti-grab-news-piece/

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  5. Anonymous2:02 PM

    If you are so inclined, Gryphen, you might write a post on the increasingly nutso Pat Robertson's brand of Christianity.

    Robertson Tells Woman Whose Husband Cheated to Remember 'He's a Man' and be Grateful She Lives in America

    On today’s 700 Club, Robertson told a woman whose husband was cheating on her that she should stop focusing on the adultery and instead ponder, “Does he provide a home for you to live in, does he provide food for you to eat, does he provide clothes for you to wear, is he nice to the children…is he handsome?”

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/robertson-tells-woman-whose-husband-cheated-remember-hes-man-and-be-grateful-she-lives-ameri

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    1. Anonymous2:39 PM

      And if the lady develops Alzheimer's or some other form of dementia, don't worry. All is not lost... for the man anyway, since Pat would offer his blessing for the husband to divorce her and move on with his life.

      Google Pat Robertson and Alzheimer's, and you'll see the ABC News link for Sept 16, 2011.

      Pat Robertson is not only a good christian but he's also a great republican. Keep talking about everything in the Republican Party Playbook, Pat. Please proceed, Mister Reverend.

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  6. AJ Billings2:40 PM

    Imagine the responsibility of the being a US Representative resting with the deluded ignorant religious fanatic Bachmann, who is capable of saying something like this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNk--ZXoGVY

    "Carbon Dioxide is a natural Mr Speaker, it's from earth"

    That was her argument against global warming, as though anthrax, ebola, and cobra venom aren't also "natural"

    Michelle Bachmann, the religious fanatic nutcase and her ilk generally distrust new stuff because distrust technology.

    When the telephone was first being introduced, thousands of preachers railed against it as the work of the devil.

    Ditto automobiles, elecricity to the home, television, computers, the internet, and even cell phones.

    Giving Glass to Bachmann is truly casting pearls before swine.

    If Glass gains popularity, you will hear all the usual suspects like Robertson and Charles Dobson calling in satanic, and how it will destroy morality, etc.



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  7. Anonymous3:17 PM

    O/T but this is why the GOP is so rabid about taking Hillary down before she even announces...

    Early polling has consistently found Hillary Clinton with a commanding lead in the 2016 Democratic primaries. Two surveys released this week are no exception, showing the former secretary of state a wide favorite in New Hampshire and Wisconsin.

    A New England College poll, released Tuesday, found that 65 percent of New Hampshire Democrats said they would like to see Clinton as president. Ten percent backed Vice President Joe Biden, while support for Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo and Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick was in the single digits. Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley took 0 percent.

    The Republican field was less stratified. Florida Sen. Marco Rubio had a narrow edge at 17 percent, followed closely by former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush at 16 percent and Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul at 15 percent. New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan, the former GOP vice presidential nominee, each took 12 percent, followed by former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman, former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum and Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal.

    The latest findings track with two April surveys that showed Clinton taking more than 60 percent of New Hampshire's primary vote and Republicans yet to settle on a favorite.

    Meanwhile, a Marquette Law School poll of Wisconsin voters, also released Tuesday, found strong backing for Clinton among Democrats and for Ryan among his home-state Republicans.

    Clinton took 62 percent of the field among Democrats and Democratic-leaning independents, trailed by Biden at 13 percent. On the GOP side, Ryan was supported by 27 percent of Republicans and Republican-leaning independents, followed by Rubio at 21 percent and Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker at 16 percent.

    Both New Hampshire and Wisconsin have open primaries, in which voters don't need to be registered with a party to vote in its primary.

    The Marquette survey also found that a race between Clinton and Ryan would be close. She held a 4-point edge over Ryan, 48 percent to 44 percent, with wider leads over other possible opponents.

    The New England College poll surveyed 340 Republican voters and 314 Democratic voters by phone. The Marquette poll surveyed 717 voters, including 302 Republicans and 333 Democrats, by phone between May 6 and May 9.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/15/hillary-clinton-polls_n_3279790.html

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  8. Anita Winecooler7:04 PM

    You're right about walking and chewing gum. In that photo, she's unable to "stand" and "glass" at the same time.
    I would imagine Marcus would LOVE "hands free" surfing!

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  9. Anonymous5:10 PM

    She is one crazy lady.

    However, whenever I see her, I notice that she dresses very appropriately. I read that her husband picks out all of her clothing, so that is probably the reason. I had to think how much nicer she always looks than Sarah Palin ever does. Hair, dress, makeup, shoes...every single part of her looks a thousand percent nicer than Sarah on her best day (other than when the GOP dressed her).

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