Wednesday, December 24, 2014

MSNBC presents the 9 most Sarah Palin being Sarah Palin moments.

MSNBC's Anna Brand has compiled a list of incidents in 2014 of Sarah Palin essentially being the most Sarah Palin.

And they are as follows:  

1. The time she decided Putin wrestles bears and Obama wears mom jeans

Sound bite: “People are looking at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil. They look at our president as one who wears mom jeans,” Palin said “Anyone who carries the commonsense gene would know that Putin doesn’t change his stripes,” she said. “He wants to exert huge power and dominance, so he has to get to those border areas and he has to capture them.”


2. The time she sort of quoted Dr. Seuss.

This of course was several months after Ted Cruz read from "Green Eggs and Ham" during his ridiculous and self serving filibuster.  In March Palin did the same in front of CPAC:  

Sound bite: “I do not like this Uncle Sam. I do not like his health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their crony deals,” she continued. “I do not like this spying man. I do not like ‘oh yes we can.’ I do not like this spending spree. We’re smart, we know there’s nothing free. I do not like reporters’ smug replies when I complain about their lies. I do not like this kind of hope, and we won’t take it, nope, nope, nope.”

3. The time she said being a grandma might turn Hillary Clinton conservative. 

Sound bite: “I think anyone who is a grandparent really starts looking further down the road. We start thinking about things like $17 trillion dollar debt that our nation is under and what we’re going to hand that to our grandkids for them to pay off,” she said. “That’s not fair to our grandkids. Hopefully, she’ll start thinking along those terms, too.” 

4. The time she thought drinking Diet Dr. Pepper was the Ice Bucket Challenge

Sound bite: “C’mon, at this stage of my life, in my career, aren’t I a little too prim and proper for all that ice bucket water dumping?”

"Prim and proper?" Hardly.
5. The time she said let’s all bless the haters.

Sound bite: “Hey, the more they’re pouring it on, the more I’m going to bug the crap out of them by being out there, with a voice, with the message, Hopefully running for office in the future too … Bless their hearts, those haters out there. They don’t understand that it invigorates me. It wants me to get out there and defend the innocent,” she said. “It makes me want to work so hard for justice in this country!” 

6. The time her family got into a bloody, shirtless drunken brawl

Sound bite: No sound bite. No one reportedly listened to her when she tried to intervene in Bristol’s defense and was sitting safely inside her white stretch limo when police arrived, according to the report. 

Okay well clearly this Anna Brand did not do her research. Because as all of us already know, and the link above proves, Palin was not only NOT in the stretch Hummer, she was a full participant in the brawl itself.

The bloody shirtless part is right however.

7. The time she was stopped for speeding, which she called “qualifying.” 

Sound bite: “I wasn’t speeding, I was qualifying.” 

8. The time she declared that gun-free zones are ‘stupid on steroids.’

Sound bite: “Maybe our kids could be defended against criminals on the spot if more Mama Grizzlies carried [guns]. And [the] Obama administration wants you ID’d for that? Well, then go ahead and carry a sign too. A sign that says ‘Yeah, I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.’” 

9. The time she launched a digital channel dedicated to herself. 

Sound bite: “Are you tired of the media filters? Well, I am! I always have been. So we’re going to do something about it. Together, we’ll go beyond the sound bites and cut through the media’s politically correct filter.”

Boy can you believe all of that happened in only one year?

Well I still think my favorite moment of Palin being Palin (And her family doing the same.), was the Throwdown at the Hoedown.

I mean if anything defines this lunatic and her inbred Wasillabilly family that was it. Cussing, fighting, attempting to hijack the media, it was all there for everybody to see, and hear, for themselves.

Gee, I can only imagine what next year will bring.

93 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:13 AM

    HOOHAH !

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  2. Anonymous9:20 AM

    Those Wasilla fuckwads can't do anything right.

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  3. Anonymous9:20 AM

    Does she even know what "prim and proper" means? That is the last term anyone would use to describe her. Hello? Tight jeans, cut out tops, "sexy" hitchhiker commercial? Just ugh!

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    1. Anonymous3:10 PM

      That pic on top!!!!
      Who the fuck does it remind you of?????
      G do I get a prize if I guess? Jack Nickolson "Here's Jooooohnnnny"!!! That demented look!!! Amiright? Amiright???
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDpipB4yehk

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  4. Anonymous9:32 AM

    That picture of Palin sums up the notion of "smug ignorance" beautifully.

    What a fucking dunce.

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    1. Anonymous12:23 PM

      What a fucking dunce.
      ****
      The "commonsense" gene
      ****
      So fucking stupid and so fucking palin/retard!!
      Bless yer hearts palins....send yer little curse right back at ya!!!
      signed ~a h8'r

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    2. abbafan12:59 PM

      Happy Holidays IM'ers! My ideal X-Mas gift for $arah is for someone to punch that fuckin' smirk off her ugly mug! Agree totally with 12:23 P.M. - she is a fuckin' dunce and retard!!

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    3. Anonymous1:51 PM

      She looks too, too, too stupid in that picture.

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    4. Anonymous6:28 PM

      In that picture, Palin's the epitome of gimlet-eyed opportunism, crass as brass.
      M from MD

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  5. Anonymous9:39 AM

    Do you know who I am?

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    1. Anonymous9:53 AM

      Curt's baby's mama

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    2. @9:39-

      Sarah's numerous personalities fight about it daily.

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  6. Anonymous9:46 AM

    I'm sure no one has ever, will ever, describe Sarah Palin as "prim and proper" - except Sarah Palin of course. She is just strange.

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  7. Anonymous9:52 AM

    Track wants to live in the big house and a Combat Infantry Badge for Christmas

    Bristol wants a brain and to be a family with Levi for Christmas (or with Gino or Ben or Dylan or Joey)

    Willow wants ex-boy toy Conner Cleary and a high school education for Christmas

    Sarah wants to be president, loved by the world and a black dick for Christmas

    Tawd wants Shailey Tripp the Light Of His Life for Christmas

    And People In Hell Wants Ice Water For Christmas

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    1. Anonymous11:02 AM

      @9:52
      Bristol will settle for a Lumbersexual, even if he's gay.

      Trig would like a new pair of glasses and a caring therapist.

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  8. Caroll Thompson9:54 AM

    As usual, Sarah is wrong on so many levels. Obama and his mom jeans have caused our economy to soar in 2014. The Dow is over 18,000, gas prices are down, we grew at an astounding 5% in the 3rd quarter, the percentage of people without health insurance have been cut in half, medical inflation is at its lowest level since 1960, Cubans are dancing in the streets of Havana, the bailout made billions, the auto industry was saved, and the list goes on.

    In the meantime, the Russia economy is tanking under Sarah's hero Putin.

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    1. Anonymous11:00 AM

      I guess that Sarah can't see the Russian economy from her house. Maybe there is some fog out there in the Bering Straits.

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    2. Anonymous12:21 PM

      ** Note Sarah is not calling anyone out on wearing a slept in mess of a dirty shirt for weeks or months at a time.

      She is seeking revenge for Todd's 2012 mom jeans and people laughed at him at that press conference when his weird voice was the show. He spoke like an idiot and it was on forever video.

      http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kHmPLhBuT68/UEZkaPlpVfI/AAAAAAAAC-E/aEB2R29FQZE/s640/Todd+being+manly.jpg

      http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ii7cDqr---/18m8eaystdasjjpg.jpg

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    3. Anonymous12:27 PM

      We always knew Sarah was hot for putin ever since "When Putin rears his head....where does he go? Alasssska"
      to me, Putin looks like HE is the one who wears the "mom" jeans
      And sarah just looks like a methed out worn out ho!
      HoHoHo
      HoBag!

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  9. Anonymous9:55 AM

    Only 9? This brain dead magpie spews nothing BUT hilariously idiotic soundbites.

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  10. Have y'all seem Baldy's latest baking video! It's hilarious! BaldyPAC paid for a friend named Juanita to show Baldy how to bake snot covered cookies! All the Baldy personalities made an appearance too! LOL!

    https://sarahpalinchannel.com/video/holiday-baking-with-governor-palin-1474

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    1. Anonymous10:36 AM

      Did you see her black lace skirt?
      What the hell is that?

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    2. Anonymous10:38 AM

      3:30 in the afternoon and she is already baked. Wow.

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    3. at 4 minutes in I started getting heart palpitations, I especially like the production value, shaky cell phone camera, guess they made trig the main cameraman....this woman never cooked a hotdog in her life..."She uses the real oats, not like those minute kind"

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    4. Juanita! Juanita was Palin's fluffier (of hair) on her first book tour. When Palin did the signing at the sports arena, Juanita made sure no one with an evil questioning heart was allowed to approach.

      My favorite is Palin's mullet. And her lie that her Kitchen Aid "has been around for 30 years." I'll bet $100 she could not get the beaters in by herself.

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    5. Anonymous11:43 AM

      OMG! She is so phony and creepy! That poor kid looked so awkward. The Sarah Palin channel was supposed to showcase the "real" SP unfiltered unlike the Lame Stream Media. Bullshit! Listen to the police tapes of the brawl to hear the real Sarah Palin.

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    6. Anonymous11:50 AM

      I did it, I watched it, what a mess!
      1. Sarah rambles on about her the stockings that she made, antler buttons, a snide remark about not getting Christmas card from President Obama, notes from fans (she is not star struck) and the pre-lit artificial Christmas tree. That's not the only that that is pre-lit. Sarah is already half-baked, as somebody already noted.
      2. Juanita is not my idea of a good cook. She does not measure anything, and those cookies looked like a mess. The quart size bottle of vanilla was not the "rill dill." Cheap cheap cheap. (Just between you an me, I think that Juanita is there because she has a Latina name).
      3. What was that guy doing standing around?
      4. Hanukkah alert! Sarah had a menorah on her kitchen counter with all of the candles on it. It was not lit, and it was only 3 in the afternoon, not the time when one lights the menorah. She didn't wish anyone Happy Hanukkah this year. I did like the fact that the menorah was next to the Christmas presents.
      5. Yes, the black lace skirt was tacky.
      6. The brown sugar was hard as a rock. Doesn't Sarah know how to keep it soft? (I'm not going to tell her. Let her look it up, along with the Cinnabon recipe).
      7. A demerit for Willow. I can see Sarah's real dark hair under whatever that mop is that is stuck on top of her head. The colors don't match.
      8. Sitting on top of the spotless burners, there is a big Pyrex glass cup with a package of moose chili in it. Dangerous!
      9. Oh, Gryphen, you do have to watch that video and take some screen shots.
      10. Sarah claims that you don't have to be perfect to measure. Her pesky publisher insisted on accurate measurements for a recipe that they would publish. This is a sign that Sarah has no idea what is written in a recipe. She does not follow them because I don't think that she can read at that level. Her printed version showed amounts such as 1.5 cup where every recipe that I have seen writes the number with a fraction, such as 1 1/2 cups. You want it to be easy to read. 1.5 can be mistaken for 15 cups, which is what it looked like at first glance. It was a surprise to the Journalism Major that a publisher might want to print accurate numbers.

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    7. Anonymous12:00 PM

      Isn't she Presidential in that video!!!! I stand with Sarah!!!


      Bwhahahahaha!!!!!!


      PS did she forget to put her teeth in ??

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    8. Anonymous12:15 PM

      1. Why can we non-subscribers see this? Isn't this supposed to be pay-only? Or does anyone who has an actual link get to see all her content?

      2. KitchenAids did not look like that thirty years ago. The design is much newer, and the thing is pristine. It looks like it's never been used.

      3. Jean jacket and black lace skirt? The 80s called, and they want their fashion back.

      4. Ditto everyone else who has made "backed" and "lit" cracks.

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    9. Anonymous12:37 PM

      Did you catch the bit where she says she went on the internet to find out how to soften brown sugar? She knows so little about baking that she doesn't realize how she gives herself away. And the way she hangs out and just watches shows that she knows nothing.

      Love the faux modesty--my poor pathetic fiftieth bday party where I just baked cookies with my friends because my life is so sad. And then the bragging about what an amazing friend she has who will show up with little notice to bake in front of a camera.

      She reminds me of my mom, who makes random crazy statements about cooking/baking/her kitchen that are easily proven to be untrue (and whose brown sugar is always rock hard). We think she has a combination of narcissism and dementia....

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    10. Anonymous12:37 PM

      and the faces she makes! WTH!!!

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    11. Anonymous1:06 PM

      Scarah is taking a big risk with these Suzie Homemaker videos. My former mother in law was dumb as a post about anything vaguely intellectual. The profile of an SP supporter? But when talk turned to cooking/baking, well shit got real very fast. By looking like such an idiot around the kitchen, one can hope that her "primary demographic" may be realizing what an idiot fraud SP is.

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    12. Sweet Baby Jesus in the manger.
      1) No aprons? Idiots.
      2) No aprons, but a black lace slit (or torn) skirt? Riiight.
      3) She's shitfaced.
      4) The Kitchen Aid might have been around for 30 years, but it sure as hell hasn't been used for 30 years.
      5) Likewise the pristine baking pan. Not a speck on it.
      6) That giant bottle of "vanilla" is the real thing? Prove it.
      7) She held that bottle of "vanilla" like Lucy held that l'il bottle of (hic!) Vitameatavegamin.

      But what is strangest in this very strange video is Palin's drunken, baffled wonderment regarding the concept of baking cookies. It's like she's Alf, fresh from the planet Melmac. She seems to think that it is a really complicated cooking feat that should leave people awestruck at how much more she knows about baking than anyone else.

      And hey, Palin, you drunken dunce, for ordinary eaten-by-family cookies it doesn't matter a damn if you use quick oats vs old-fashioned oats. Certainly not for your feral tribe of moose bone gnawing troglodytes.

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    13. Anonymous1:36 PM

      She's retarded, 100%. Why can't she speak like a normal person, without doing weird things with her voice and her mouth? Why must she speak snark in every sentence? God, why did I watch that bitch with the silly wig on? And what's wrong with Juanita that she puts up with her "friend?"

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    14. Anonymous1:56 PM

      Fucking stream of consciousness idiocy from AmeriKKKa's least favorite Moron!

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    15. Anonymous2:03 PM

      @12:Sarah has been posting a number of free videos because she must need the subscribers. It is one of the few money making ventures that she has in addition to the rare appearance on Fox and that lame reality show coming up in January. Sarah must love "performing" for her fans. She craves attention, even if it is for pretending to bake when she doesn't know a thing about baking. It's all so lame.

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    16. Anonymous3:04 PM

      Jean jacket and black lace skirt? The 80s called, and they want their fashion back.
      ****
      She has copied "Gemma" of Sons of Anarchy (no one can Rock a top like Katey Segal!!!)
      And now she is trying to copy Madonna who hates her fucking guts!!!
      Remember when Madonna was in concert in NYC in 08 when Skank was there campaign tour? Madonna got on the stage and said "Sarah fuckin' palin is not invited to my show, sarah fucking palin has got to go"!!! And had the audience Chanting it out too!!!
      Bwhahaaaaa!!!
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      Anonymous12:37 PM

      and the faces she makes! WTH!!!
      ****
      I notice THAT Also! She has tourettes or something and looks like she is perpetually smelling shit all the time which she probably is b/c we all know she doesn't bathe....
      OMFG! What a TRAINWRECK she is!
      So did she get fake tits finally or what? Hey Nancy inquiring minds want to know?
      PissyBrissy looking like snookie, more so everyday with that FUG generic Kardasian look....I think Pissy should dye her hair pink or something to "Rilly" stand out from the crowd...

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    17. Anonymous3:51 PM

      anon@1150 asks,
      3. What was that guy doing standing around?
      In hospital psych wards they have guys hanging around, I think they're called mental health techs, who along with nurses can spring into action if things threaten to get out of hand.
      So, yeah, one assumes it's like that.

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    18. Ex Cat6:35 PM

      Heavy on the dementia.

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    19. Anita Winecooler10:08 PM

      Next week's news, Sarah's invited on Paula Deen's new cooking show with her recipe for ham hocks, collard greens and corn bread from scratch. To fill in the time, they sing "ebony and ivory" together. .

      Hey Sarah, a tad more cleavage would go a long way to the 'mo money blues you're going through. Oh What Fun! Sarah's noodle pudding and thumbprint cookies will be made from scratch in the next program. Come on Sarah, thrust them boobs forward, but keep the middle one back a bit. Wouldn't want you to trip on them or lose your balance..


      Whatchaget for Christmas this year? And does the doctor have a creme for it????

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    20. Anonymous8:39 AM

      OMG.
      That is fake vanilla Sarah. I was in Mexico this year and searched high and low for real vanilla, as I heard it could be found in that country. All I found were those large plastic bottles of caramel colored imitation vanilla flavoring.
      Loser.
      You are pathetic. Any horses ass can make cookies with "real butter" , "real oats". It is not only something you or Alaskans can do.
      Really, it is funny how you just do not see how much of a fool you make of yourself every time you open your mouth.
      Here's a free tip: All the old wives of the old repub men who get a partial erection by you CAN SEE RIGHT THRU YOUR fakery.

      Go regift some hard brown sugar and STFU.

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    21. Anonymous2:56 PM

      Baking with the Governor- what a joke! I thought she told us she doesn't need a title, seems like she uses it a lot,probable b/c she isn't entitled to the title.

      I picked up real vanilla in Mexico in glass bottles, I think most of the grocery stores carried it.

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    22. Anonymous11:46 PM

      351 omg...lol...that makes sense...and matches her behavior...wow...wonder what they got her hyped up on now?

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  11. Anonymous10:08 AM

    The top photo looks like Sarah forgot to put her false teeth in. Best laugh I've had today.

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    1. Anonymous12:49 PM

      Indeed, LOL. Crazy Granny Hoohah, always good for a laugh.

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  12. Anonymous10:14 AM

    Soundbite #5: “Hey, the more they’re pouring it on, the more I’m going to bug the crap out of them by being out there, with a voice, with the message, Hopefully running for office in the future too … Bless their hearts, those haters out there. They don’t understand that it invigorates me. It wants me to get out there and defend the innocent,” she said. “It makes me want to work so hard for justice in this country!”


    "Hopefully running for office"? Yeah, right! Personally, I hope she runs for all of 'em, any of 'em, all that's been in front of her over the years. She truly is a gift to liberals.

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    1. And NONE of her brain-dead, paint chip eating followers ever say. ..


      "But you DID run - and win - and quit".

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    2. Anonymous12:21 PM

      Oh dear, delusional $arah. We DO understand what invigorates you. The big piles of shit and hatred you roll in give you a special little chubby. We just like to help you get your gripe on by goading you on. It's fun watching a crazy old lady spin herself in endless, mindless circles

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  13. Anonymous10:25 AM

    Its Chucky's bride!

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  14. Anonymous10:27 AM

    Hey, Sarah, you gonna try to get Anna Brand fired ?!?

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  15. Anonymous10:38 AM

    Ha-Ha -- You've been hoisted by your own petard, Sarah. (Look it up.), not just this year, but since the beginning, when you lied about being pregnant to get yourself onto the national scene...and started grifting, not gifting...

    Anna just made a little list and we checked it twice -- yep, Sarah showcased her meanness, ignorance and self-delusion in every single one.


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  16. Anonymous10:47 AM

    I know it's been said many times, many ways...

    Sarah Palin is an idiot.



    Happy Holidays Everyone!!

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    1. laurensd111:05 AM

      Well said!
      And to you, Happy Holidays all!

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    2. We need a little Griftmas, right this very minute. (#buymybook)

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  17. Anonymous11:04 AM

    All this and they didn't even mention 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue. Of course, it's mean to mock someone so obviously drunk.

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    1. Anonymous11:39 AM

      Speaking of drunk, there was that bizarre speech in Denver when she:

      -- pretended to be an airplane; I thought (okay, hoped) she was going to topple over

      -- made a crack about "I guess these are supposed to be mountains, but in Alaska, we call 'em hills." Geography lesson, Sarah, since you feel the need to compete over something this ridiculous: The highest mountains in North America are in Alaska, but Colorado has more than double the number of 14,000+-foot peaks. It's beyond pathological to feel the need to make schoolyard cracks over a state's natural features. And, as always, you're tone deaf. You don't come to Colorado and insult the mountains. Your audience was NOT amused.

      --cracked a bad marijuana joke ("Todd said, 'Don't inhell.'" I had to watch like four times to figure out what "inhell" she was talking about.) Again, not funny for an audience of conservatives who didn't want the law to pass and surely resent the stupid jokes about how you get a buzz from just walking around. Except in a few specific neighborhoods, you don't. I know you were hoping; sorry to disappoint--me as well as you, because with how drunk you obviously were, one good "inhell" might have bulldozed you...that would have been fun to watch. Oh, well.

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  18. Anonymous11:07 AM

    Well, I don’t mean to curdle your eggnog, but I’m about as politically incorrect as as they come, folks. I believe that Jesus is the reason for the season. And during our Fox News Radio Christmas Special, we’re going to conduct ourselves accordingly and celebrate the birth of our lord.

    Which is the perfect lead-in to Starnes’s first very special guest: Sarah Palin, phoning it in from Wasilla, Up-There-In-Alaska. Because Jesus might be the reason for the season, but he’s not reason enough to hop a plane to show up in person.

    http://wonkette.com/570137/sarah-palin-literally-phones-it-in-to-foxs-all-american-christmas-special

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    1. Anonymous11:18 AM

      I tried watching Starne's video, and I couldn't get past the opening number. All American must mean that everyone dressed like it was 1950, back in the days when Republicans liked Ike. It looked like a high school show. People were not in step with each other, some waving their arms while the others were just raising them or putting them down. Practice, practice, practice.

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    2. Anonymous12:32 PM

      I just did some last minute food pickup for our "day off" dinner tomorrow and I had to marvel once again at the little baby jesus in his chevy van manger, down by the lake, in our "beautiful" downtown Wasilla.

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  19. Anonymous11:08 AM

    Could we add a #10, the candid shots of Sarah without her makeup. When she saw the photographer, she could have turned back into the yoga studio, combed her hair, washed her face and then returned to greet the guy with a smile and a wave of her hand. Instead, Sarah had enough presence of mind to give him the third finger salute, which is childish and immature, typical Sarah behavior. Yes, seeing Sarah without the wigs and makeup was a look at the real Sarah and how fake the other version is.

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    1. Anonymous11:40 AM

      Yes--and then she went home and put on makeup and a bra and had brother Chuckie reshoot the photos so she could beat the tabloids to the punch!

      Happy HOOHAHdays, Sarah!

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    2. Anonymous1:55 PM

      "Yup, here's what I looked like sans makeup, drowning in sweat when the camera rolled; looking much like a sheepdog, I'd say. No one said workouts were glamorous!"

      http://aattp.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sarah-palin-wedding-ring-missing-pp-sl.jpg

      As toxic, boring and irrelevant as she is there are moments she is still laughable.


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    3. Anonymous5:43 PM

      Sarah also appeared to be without her false teeth.

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  20. Anonymous11:12 AM

    Another 10 things...a photo views of her weird spray tans. Sometimes she looked very weird. Doofus.

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  21. Anonymous11:17 AM

    Poor piper looks exactly like the first photo. Ay!

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    1. Anonymous11:48 AM

      I noticed the same thing, pie-face.

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    2. Anonymous10:05 PM

      They're both homely looking. It's the makeup which made the former " beauty queen" presentable because the entire world knows what she looks like without makeup

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  22. Anonymous11:41 AM

    Add HOOHAH! to the list!

    Happy HOOHAHdays, Sarah!

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  23. Anonymous11:53 AM

    Ain't she somethin?' Bring on 2015. As my dear departed Dad used to say shuffling the cards to start a game of cribbage, "come out and get chewed."

    Happy Holidays to ALL of you, IMers, you make this ol' gal smile!

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  24. Anonymous12:17 PM

    Here's the full video of the Todd Starnes Fox Radio Christmas Special. Palin literally phones it in starting at 7:25. Before that, Starnes jokes (during a cringe-inducing opening monologue): "Of course we can all agree that Chik-Fil-A is the official chicken of Jesus, Amen?"

    Haven't listened to Palin's whole audio contribution yet. But, a couple things popped out.

    She's got her website listed in the onscreen graphic (no video of her, for whatever reason) as sarahpac.com...not sarahpalinchannel.com.

    First thing Starnes and Palin do is immediately pimp her Christmas book, of course.

    Starnes asks, "What is it about Christmas that makes it special for the Palin family?"

    Palin: "It's our favorite time of year. And, um, as for the book that I wrote last year about protecting the heart of Christmas, Todd, I probably owe you a lot because a lot of the inspiration came from you and your coverage of some of the craaazzyy things that are going on in society today that would, um, kinda break the heart of Christmas and take Christ outta Christmas, so after reading so many of your reports I decided, well, I'll compile some of those examples and then, uh, throw out there some solutions I believe because no, Christmas is so extremely important - and not just for Christians, of course that’s the foundation of our faith, the birth of Christ - but, um, also for those who just want to celebrate, to have a holiday that they can unite around and, um, today, unfortunately, people fill that they have to be so politically correct around that holiday Christmas that, um, the joy of Christmas I think is diminishing but it’s not too late. We can get that back and we can keep workin’ together to put the joy back into Christmas by putting Christ back in Christmas.”

    http://nation.foxnews.com/2014/12/28/watch-todd-starnes-all-american-christmas-special

    Palin keeps saying in her "buy-my-old-book" blatherings that Christmas (and her book by extension of course) isn't just for Christians; it's also for non-Christians who just want to have fun. She completely takes Christ out of Christmas herself, in order to expand her book-buying audience. Then, she puts him back in by parroting her "Put Christ back in Christmas" talking point.

    Notice she never actually answers the stupid question. I'll try to transcribe some more lowlights, below.

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    1. Anonymous1:58 PM

      Thanks for the transcription. I could only watch the first minute of that amateur hour. It was so lame. Can't wait to read the next installment. And, Happy Holidays, too, also!

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  25. Anonymous12:35 PM

    Shoot! the "new" free videos in her little website are as boring as fu*k! And she looks like shit in the baking one with juanita...and the faces she makes! OMG!
    Oh yeah, and she's posting old videos as new from her past "experiences."

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    1. Anonymous1:22 PM

      I just looked at the "channel" lol...ho ho ho...lol
      She posted some "new" videos which are from last year!
      ok ok...I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and pretend she "meant" she posted some new-free-old-videos...lol.... The woman is obviously running out of material..
      BTW, Why is piper dressed like $carah in the first photo above, or is that Sally wearing Sarah's wig....either way they are ALL butt ugly!

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    2. Anonymous1:48 PM

      Gryphen and IM, WE own this woman! lol...she deleted some of the free-new-old-videos as soon as the posting above mentioned them! WTH

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    3. Anonymous1:57 PM

      1:22 PM

      When is she going to keep her promise and make the impeachment series?

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    4. "She posted some "new" videos which are from last year! "
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      Must be like tv stations that show a listing of a movie from 1986 as "New" or "Premiere." Of course, it is "new" to that station, so Palin can't even get that right.

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  26. AKinPA1:15 PM

    Who in the world keeps a menorah on the edge of a kitchen counter where you're working. She is such a clueless fraud.

    Happy holidays, Everyone!

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    1. Anonymous3:14 PM

      Sarah forgot to wish me a Happy Hanukkah. In fact, she forgot to wish her Jewish friends Happy Hanukkah.

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    2. Anonymous4:05 PM

      Countdown to a new Sarah Palin Channel video in which she addresses this oversight in 5...4...3...

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  27. Anonymous2:30 PM

    I had no idea vanilla was sold by the quart! That size must be sold at a Dollar Store.

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    1. Anonymous3:13 PM

      It's the rill jen-you-ine stuff.

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  28. Anonymous2:53 PM

    "Cussing, fighting, attempting to hijack the media" - and getting people fired.

    Merry Christmas, Eric Thompson. Your honesty has done your country a wonderful service that the media refused to do.

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  29. Anonymous6:48 PM

    Shameless! Just when you though that Palin get more commercial, now she is using the military to sell that year old book about Christmas. Sarah has a Facebook post which starts out praising the military, but the scenes are of Sarah signing her Christmas book at a military base-- from last year.

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  30. Anonymous7:31 PM

    My, that is certainly a large chinny chin chin. It looks like she forgot her dentures.

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  31. Anonymous7:51 PM

    You can buy "real vanilla" from mexico.It comes in small glass bottles.The one she has is plastic and quart sized. Not real.

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  32. Anita Winecooler10:10 PM

    When everyone's done laughing at the spectacle, I just want to wish all of you a great holiday, whatever one you celebrate.

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  33. Anonymous4:37 AM

    Happy Festivus For The Rest Of Us !!!!!

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  34. Anonymous10:35 AM

    Is that Sally Heath?

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    1. Anonymous9:59 PM

      You mean Sally Sandusky... Lol... Same thing

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  35. Anonymous11:01 AM

    Did Sarah find a Lumbersexual Trial Daddy for Bristol the Thongahzi star?

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  36. Anonymous6:36 PM

    Gee, I can only imagine what next year will bring.
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    But 2014 isn't over, there is still New Year's eve to look forward to. What better time to hire a stretch limo, crash another party and punch a few more people !!

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  37. Anonymous10:01 PM

    Piper is the spitting image of $carah & what's wirh the toothless mouth

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