Salon issues an open letter to "the poor slob stuck writing Bristol Palin's crappy Patheos blog."

So the reporter over at Salon, David Ferguson, decided that he had had enough of the charade so he wrote this piece directed right at Bristol's ghostwriter.

First he addressed the blog's most recent attack on Miley Cyrus, which of course we covered here extensively. 

Then Ferguson decided to pull back the curtain and talk directly to the person putting all of Sarah Palin's words into Bristol's mouth:

And here is where I must address you directly, ghost-writer, and tell you that it’s a dead giveaway that you’re not the actual Bristol Palin because you’re writing on at least a sixth grade level. 

“In her cover story for Paper magazine,” you huffed, “Miley Cyrus spoke candidly about her sexuality, her hippie lifestyle, and her politics. While her nude photo shoot has attracted the attention of many, it is her hilarious tirade about tolerance that turned my head.” 

Okay, there are few things I know for certain in this world, but one thing I would lay my last fifty dollars on is that Bristol Palin thinks the word “candid” is how European people spell something that’s been dipped in sugar or maybe that it has something to do with yearbook pictures? But she absolutely doesn’t know how to use it as an adverb. 

She thinks a tirade is that thing that gets the lug nuts off the car wheel when you have a flat tire. Just…really. You could at least try to sound like you’re a high school dropout from Wasilla and not a Liberty University graduate who got fired from their job writing photo captions at Parade for plagiarism. 

What are they paying you? Are you one of the employees at “Aries Petra Consulting” to whom Palin paid $22,000 in 2012 for “Internet messaging?” Or has that generation of harried underlings been “broken, used, stepped on,” and left “down in the dust,” like other previous waves of Palin employees? 

Whoever you are (Nancy French) and whatever you make, it’s not enough. Look. Send me your resume. I will help you find some better job where you get to sign your name to your work and you never have to hear That Voice squawking at you from the other end of your phone. I won’t tell a soul.

Man do I love this!

Now part of the reason I love this is because this is what we have been telling the world ever since we figured out the ghostwriter was Nancy French way back in 2012 when French first launched "Bristol's blog." Remember that?

Ever since then I have referred to the blog as "Brancy's blog" because it has been obvious from the start that Bristol's contribution has been either minimal, or completely nonexistent.

In fact I am willing to bet that if any of you ran into Bristol coming out of a store in Wasilla, or tripped over her crawling to her car from the Mug-shot Saloon, and asked her about her most recent blog post, she would have literally NO idea what in the hell you were talking about.

That is because Bristol's identity has been usurped by her mother who pays Nancy French to type up her own hateful attacks against the President, anti-abortion tirades, and old lady ravings at the press in her daughter's voice.

Which is creepy as shit. 

So I am glad that at least one reporter was actually able to put two and two together and come up with identity theft instead of buying into the myth that the words coming out of Brancy's blog are in fact words that have EVER been spoken by Bristol herself.

And it's about damn time too!

Update: More evidence of French's duplicity:

Hee hee -- Miley Cyrus Claims She’s “Least Judgmental Person Ever,” Calls Christians “Insane Motherf–kers” https://t.co/t5b45yPT72

— Nancy French (@NancyAFrench) June 11, 2015