Okay that was awesome!
And you know the truly frightening thing is that if you close your eyes Fey sounds almost EXACTLY like Palin. Except when you look at her she is so much better looking.
Speaking of Palin, and you know she wants us to, Maureen Dowd had a rather interesting article published in the New York Times which explains how Palin has liberated people who are now allowed to openly criticize her without being called "sexist."
Here is a taste of what she wrote:
But when Palin turned out to be utterly unqualified and unintelligible, spouting her own special Yoda-like language, it did not reflect poorly on women as a whole — only on her and John McCain. What the hell were you thinking, Senator?
Ordinarily, it’s considered sexist to call a woman shrill. But Palin liberated us on that score. She really is shrill.
Ordinarily, it’s dicey to focus on what a woman in politics is wearing. But again, Palin has freed us up. She sported a cardigan so gaudy and rogue at her Iowa endorsement of Donald Trump (the man who viciously mocked her former running mate’s war record) that we would be remiss not to mention that it was the sartorial reflection of Palin and Trump themselves.
Ordinarily, you have to tread gingerly in critiquing a working woman on her mothering skills. But Palin’s brawling brood runs so wild around the state she once governed, in a way that is so contrary to her evangelistic, sanctimonious homilies on family values, that it seems only Christian to advise her to study the Obamas to see what exceptional parenting looks like.
I LOVE that last line.
Boy I remember back to the days when damage con-trolls rushed over here to call me a sexist and a misogynist.
I guess I have Sarah Palin to thank for forever undermining their attack strategies.
Yeah, I'm not going to say thank you.
Glad you are ok dear Jesse.... you've had your finger on the pulse of Alaskan politics and have educated us for many years now. BUT, friend, you are truly missing what is happening in the Democratic primary race. Bernie was embraced by thousands even in Alabama... yup, did you see that... move past your fears...watch his interviews on the major networks in the last few weeks... did you see him on Morning Joe? I know you did... They are taking him very seriously... It's time for a new way Jesse... it's time to raise the bar and open our awareness to a different way of being...with each other and in the body politic... it's called HEALING dear Jesse...
ReplyDeleteJoe Scarborough has no credibility. I did not sign his nondisclosure agreement concerning my murder. I now haunt his glass house
DeleteWho gives a shit about Scarborough's show? He is a sociopath, just like a $arah. First clue, compulsive liar. Sociopaths would commit murder. Remember Scott Peterson? Joe Scarborough has a dead intern in his history. Research the medical examiner on that one.
Delete@8:06 AM,
DeleteI saw pictures from Bernie Sanders' rally in Birmingham, Alabama. He was embraced by thousands of white people, in a city that is 73.4% black, and only 22.3% white. With the exception of a few minorities standing behind him on stage, there was hardly a black, or brown face in the crowd. That's not a good sign for Bernie Sanders. Minorities aren't "feeling the Bern," which is one of the reasons why Bernie Sanders isn't going to win the nomination.
Morning Joe is just an example, there are skeletons in many closets...
DeleteAs for the issue of race and Sanders, yes, this is an important question, but not a deal breaker because Sanders is FOR the working class and the middle class and the poor and in our nation, a disproportionate amount of people of color ain't rich... Sanders will need to expand his outreach though...
I don't know who will win the nomination or even what will happen with the election itself because it is clear that we are on uncharted territory.
It's called trolling dear 8:06.
Delete9:29
DeleteWhy mention Scarborough at all? He is a snake who will remained haunted until his dying day.
(;24, some people have skeletons, scarborough has a dead intern
Delete@ 9:36 I am 8:06. So.. if someone raises new or expanded ideas that makes them a troll? Hmm... I'll have to check that out... Conscious at last ♥
Delete11:49
DeleteLori Klausutis here
Mentioning sociopath Joe Scarborough was a mistake.
Tina is a quick study, it did not take long for that skit to be put together. The tRump impersonator is great also, too. I hope they got that fugly top on sale, since it was highway robbery at the full price.
ReplyDeleteActually the SNL wardrobe dept made the fugly top! Not bad, eh?
DeleteI'd love to see it -- but it is not available in Canada. Can someone put it up on Youtube?
DeleteIs that possible?
I found a snippet of it here: that voice...how does Fey do it (hope it doesn't stick).
Deletehttp://www.marketwatch.com/story/tina-fey-reprises-sarah-palin-impression-in-wake-of-trump-endorsement-2016-01-24
Barbara,
Deleteclick on the clip its on youtube.
So I see the concern trolls are back. Why wouldn't Gryphen be "OK"? Palins better watch their backs, they aren't teflon anymore LOL!!! Go Tina FEY!
Hey 9:17 Jesse might not be OK because of an earthquake last night. How about reading down the blog entries for today and then asking him yourself if he's ok.
DeleteSNL Tina Fey
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4WA534kpNY
Thanks 9:17 -- it finally went up. :D
Deleteanybody who would promote joe scarborough should be shunned
Deletehttp://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jan/20/sarah-palin-donald-trump-endorsement-speech-quotes
DeleteI might be one of the only readers of this blog who likes Joe Scarborough. He is really the only conservative I can stand to listen to and I feel it is very important for liberals to have a look at the "other side". And since I can't stomach watching Fox News, I watch "Morning Hoe", as I call it. I've watched it for years and have never thrown anything at the TV.
DeleteDo you know about his dead intern scandal? It's what worse than any Hillary e-mail issue.
Delete10:39
DeleteNobody with any morals can stand to listen to joe scarborough. He is a pathological liar.
Reeling back in on the original comment about the porcupine sweater. Someone on the crooksandliars comments section suggested that the sweater was made out of Barstool's bronzed used EPT strips from the past 7-8 years.
DeleteAll I know is that Dowd described it to a T.
Thought you'd like this look at Palin in Raw Story. Someone's been on the drugs...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/straight-outta-alaska-the-rise-and-fall-of-sarah-palin/
That is makes sociopaths so dangerous. They are able to gain trust and manipulate people and things in ways that their actions will do the most damage in the end.
DeleteCompulsive lying is not normal and is usually one of the first indications that one is a sociopath.
Really? Julia O'Malley? If you interviewed her after she announced she was pregnant you might have noticed she wasn't, actually.
DeleteRight 66, joe scarborough IS a sociopath.
DeleteLori Klausutis
She is wearing a dead porcupine she skinned after her DRUNK Son ran over the BASTARD the night before in his PTSD rage in Wasilla. Remember Leave NO evidence.
ReplyDeleteBummer! It says the video is not available in my country (Canada).
ReplyDeleteMy condolences. I laughed louder and more often at this video than for most any comic routine ever. If possible, even better than Tina Fey's original interpretation of SP.
DeleteTry this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pinZNYxQeo
DeleteHey Canada! Tit for tat- I can't see the 9th series of Murdoch Mysteries here in the US. Does that annoying Emily Grace go to England?
DeleteIf you give the answer put up Spoiler Alert first!!
DeleteI would add one more point the article overlooked: Palin made it acceptable to take criticism to an ugly crude place, with her "balls to the wall, bend over, limp, impotent, he got the guns, I got the rack", sexualization of political discourse.
ReplyDeleteQ
Her compulsion to sexualize every topic, especially when it involves President Obama, is a clear sign that there is something very wrong with her mental state.
DeleteI have no training in mental health, but even I can see the strong hints of abuse in her past, as many readers here have suggested.
Yes, 9:43 AM, and it is blatantly evident the effect it has had on her children, yet no one is allowed to discuss it?
DeleteAs long as she continues to have any role in the political discourse of this country, I will shout from the mountaintops.
Sarah doesn't criticize, she makes personal attacks, there is a difference.
DeleteQ, you got that right!! That might have been overlooked in the article, but the writers at SNL did not overlook Palin's blatant sexualization of political discourse! Trump(Hammond) stated it was too much even for him! LMAO!!
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"It's like her mouth start driving before her brain gets in the car."
ReplyDeleteDonald J. Trump after Sarah Palin endorsed him for President
He still thinks she has a brain? No, Donnie, her brain melted down decades ago..now she's running on fumes. Maybe that's why she says "Drill baby Drill" every time she's got a mic in front of her.
DeleteNice article, though Dowd writes an unnecessary slam of Hillary at the end, if you read the whole thing.
ReplyDeleteher slam of Hillary was really a non-slam, however obligatory
DeleteYou're right. I went back and reread that part. The odd thing was - she really was not able to tie the comment to Palin. Dowd is always looking for an opportunity to bash Hil. She sure did a good job on Palin, though.
DeletePat Padrnos
I DID NOT see that as a slam on Hillary. Not at all.
DeleteI have not forgiven Dowd for her vicious piece about Michelle Obama during the 2008 campaign. Down was sure that any African American from south Chicago as First Lady would be a disgrace to the White House. It was a despicable piece. The NY Times should never have published it - pure racism.
DeleteBeaglemom
I doubt anyone here thinks highly of Maureen Dowd.
DeleteIt's just brilliant that she and $arah are republicans who presumably will both vote the same way. No doubt she voted for McCain Palin in 2008.
Maureen Dowd - sucka
OT-Read this to learn>
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/zephyr-teachout/six-years-of-citizens-uni_b_9038654.html
Carl Cannon of Real Clear Politics wrote the following in a piece where he, himself says of Palin, "Yes, she’s an inviting target: vain, ill-informed, always handy with a malapropism or goofy historical reference. She’s fond of quoting Ronald Reagan, for instance, even while advocating policies that would have appalled the secular saint of modern conservatism."
ReplyDelete"Yet, Palin’s many flaws were partially obscured, at least for me, by the nasty news coverage of her. I don’t mean Tina Fey, whose famous sendup of Palin was hilarious, and not altogether unsympathetic. I’m referencing my fellow political writers who couldn’t stopping mocking Palin when she burst onto the national stage in 2008. The admonition against cheering in the press box doesn’t necessarily mean that booing in the press gallery is never warranted. But with Sarah Palin we went overboard. We chose sides."
So Cannon who is dissing $arahcude says her downfall was because the media (Cannon) wrote disparaging things about her unfairly.
Okie Dokie then.
realclearpolitics/sarah_is_from_alaska_trump_is_from_mars
Well, excuuuuuse me, Cannon, the press is not allowed call a spade a spade?
DeleteThis is exactly what I was talking about earlier concerning the sad state of the press. They just report any more. No investigating, no asking tough questions, nothing, and why out-and-out CRAP like $arah Palin rises to the top.
...and if journalists had just DONE THEIR JOB back then they would have found out about her fake pregnancy and we would have not suffered 8 years of her screeching, lying & hypocrisy (or her wardrobe).
DeletePretty bad when bloggers have to do the press' work for them.
DeleteI'm sure my fellow IMers remember when Gryph and Zaki went to that one event, and Palin/minions escorted them out sand took a picture of their license plate.
Seems to me that if one was on the up-and-up, such tactics would not be needed.
“We’ve seen our own children targeted by the police for no reason other than they committed some crimes,” she said, referring to her son’s recent run-in with the law
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She got Sarah always the victim down pat.
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DeleteWhy it was so darn funny, Barbara, $arah to a T!
DeleteShe always admits somewhere in her rambling exactly what she is really doing. $$$Banking on no person deciphering her word salad language speak. and THEN calling her out on it.
Delete9:41 -- I deleted my comment because I hadn't seen the video & thought SP had actually said her "children were targeted by the police for no other reason than they committed some crimes." -- it's easy to do these days now that Tina Fey is in on it. Should have left it, eh?
DeleteNo worries, Barbara, they have her down to a science.
DeleteAll of that was Accurate to a "T" . . . and thank you for highlighting and underscoring what has been obvious to the conscious citizens of the globe for quite some time now. And as an aside, I heard that Alaska quaked this morning--so hopefully you all in that region of faring well . . . even as the East Coast endeavors the "BiG DIG."
ReplyDeleteMay Peace & Popcorn be with you.
8^)
: )
I was kinda hoping the Sarah and her gang of thugs were swallowed up by a big crevice.
DeleteGod, I love me some Tina Fey. She was perfect, totally nailed it.
ReplyDeleteDarrell and she even had the hug down pat! Attention to detail.
DeleteFey got it down perfectly, except for the part she couldn't imitate- the short, squat matronly look that is now Palin.
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha
OMG, I bet there was some shit being thrown last night! That was fuckin awesome. I would swear it was really her, if I close my eyes like you said! That is exactly how she sounds after a couple drinks. Ex.Act.Ly.
ReplyDeleteSome of what Tina Fey was saying was verbatim what your aunt said in her speech, so she probably thought it was fecking awesome.
DeleteThat's what made Tina so funny. In 2008, Tina as Sarah sat for her famous interview with Katie Couric (Amy Poehler). All that Tina had to do was repeat exactly what Sarah said, disjointed sentences that did not answer the question and that didn't make any sense. It makes Sarah look ridiculous.
DeleteThis is exactly how she sounds after a couple of drinks. So, what's Sarah's drink of choice? Does she take anything else to sound like a run away train that has jumped its tracks? Doesn't she hear how awful she sounds when she screeches or is that a style that she developed to play to her fans?
By the way, Maloe, when Track was arrested, why didn't Todd fly back to bail Track out? Can't he leave Sarah alone? Why does she always need someone to travel with her?
It's that sing-songy, lowered voice and then drop-a-bomb cadence...perfection!
DeleteI still had the local Anchorage radio station KFQD on last night after having listened to the Alaska Aces hockey game. The radio station always does the audio of the opening skit of SNL, and yeah Tina nailed it, sounded exactly like the crosseyed skank ... then there was the earthquake ...
DeleteTina Fey "ROCKS ALASKA"!
DeleteI think Sarah Palin is unable to understand why her errors of syntax and misused words are funny. She is mentally unstable. Since she can not accept criticism for what it is, ANY attention just feeds her ego.
DeleteMaloe must be related to Palin. The salty language that person uses is pure Palin.
Delete11:17
Delete*hell* i use salty language too - MALOE ROCKS !
OMG a young person uses the f-word, call the newspapers.
Delete9:45anon Todd is hardly ever with her at home. He has a cabin somewhere and stays most of the time there. He only goes w her sometimes when she travels bc otherwise she would crash the hotel mini bar the night before, mix her ambian with those little bottles of booze, and then sleep thru her wake up call.....
DeleteShe needs like a babysitter for ANY over night gig.
Piper said the attorney told my aunt and uncle not to bail out track bc it would look like they weren't going to make him take responsibility for his actions. So he said, give someone else the money and have them do it. But my aunt said let him rot in there for all I care. She was really pissed at track. If you saw the comment I posted the night before she made the ptsd statement, I had posted she was going to make an announcement that she would blame ptsd for his actions and then disown him. Now she might have been talking out her bony ass when she said that about disowning him but I think she really might cut ties with him for awhile because she feels like he "did this to her". Then again, track knows a lot of secrets so who knows.
Her fave drink is rum and diet Dr Pepper.....gross right....but she also will drink anything "hard".
She's going to Anna Nichole Smith herself right off the planet.
DeleteAs for The Donald, for us older folks, is a place in his admin akin to that "special place" we put something and it's gone forever? Just askin.' :)
No shit, Sherlock @11:17. Was the word aunt in the name a give away to you? Sheesh!
DeletePiper said the attorney told my aunt and uncle not to bail out track bc it would look like they weren't going to make him take responsibility for his actions. So he said, give someone else the money and have them do it.
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Well isn’t that special, parenting at its best, when you are more worried about how it would look to others.
Personally, I would have had more respect for them if they had left him in jail, at least it would show some concern that there wasn’t going to be a repeat performance.
Took a peek over at the PeePond this morning - their take on SNL is that Tina Fey must be so relieved that "the Governor" is back in the news and, therefore, a target for mean-girl, talentless Fey because, as we all know, Fey has had no career before or since her Palin sendup in 2008.
ReplyDeleteYeah, in bed watching SNL last night and the pee puddle was one of the first places I visited this morning over coffee to read the whining.
Delete"She's just like us" no kidding! The spelling and grammar is atrocious; they speak "American" like she does1
Whine on, puddlers!
Yeah, right!! like Tina's latest movie sisters isn't currently killing at the box office. Worldwide total: $99,472,964 and counting. And her Netflix original series the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt was already picked up for a 3rd season and the second season hasn't even aired yet!! Tina doesn't need Sarah Palin in order to have a successful career, her spot on Palin impersonation is just icing on the cake!!
DeleteSuck it C4pee pond!!!
O/T Why don't more of the media talk about trump pulling his ad on Veterans? Instead of Americans they were Russians.
ReplyDeletehttp://awdnews.com/top-news/trump-alters-campaign-ad-to-remove-russian-soldiers
DeleteThe republicans don't care enough about veterans to make that ad.
DeleteI'm a veteran and I didn't think it was a big deal, as in not a deal breaker.
DeleteNot that Trump and company aren't fools, but I don't think it was intentional.
Since so few people are military oriented these days thanks to the volunteer forces, his people probably didn't realize they weren't US military.
Just grabbed some good looking footage from the footage suppliers and slapped it in.
Regrettable, non-professional, and sloppy on their part and on the firm that created it, but not a deal breaker.
They took it down and removed the mistake as soon as it was pointed out.
10:02 I don't think it's that they don't care so much as they just don't know. Which could be interpreted to mean they don't care.
Hello. Maybe they should have had their on-staff military advisers review the ad before it aired.
But I don't think it was an intentional slam at the military.
But it IS a BIG indicator of how little Trump and his team know about the current US military. Which says more to me than that they made the mistake.
(Did anyone see, read or hear an apology? Didn't think so. Oh, those crickets in the dead of winter are so loud by their absence.)
As a veteran, doesn't it infuriate you when Trump talks about making our military strong again? As if they are not to be admired as they are now? This is the same idiot who said he was going to give a speech on foreign policy on the USS Iowa to help a group that gave aid to thousands of veterans? Remember that the so called "group" turned out to be one guy who was likely pocketing the cash as he hadn't given any donations to veterans prior to this? This was a great example of how little Trump cares about what's really going on in his campaign, to make a mistake like that, not vetting the so-called group PRIOR to the speech that wasn't?
DeleteI don't know any veterans who are happy with Trump. In fact, I don't personally know anyone who likes him. Thankfully, our friends have better sense than those who follow Trump.
Trump's latest fiasco was his spokesman calling President Obama a half-breed and Trump retweeting a group that posted a pic of Bernie Sanders in a gas chamber! But will we ever hear him say he made a mistake? Of course not. It's just one of the many reasons why he should never be President.
Tina was wonderful, especially when emulating the Palin sing song screech, but eight years later, it is more difficult for her to emulate Palin's looks as perfectly as she did in '08.
ReplyDeleteThe six year age difference might as well be sixteen. Tina is strikingly attractive and fit with a youthful figure. However, Palin's face has aged rapidly, she has no clue what makeup or clothing tones help bring out her features the best, and she has an anorexic flabby scrawniness that just ages her even more.
Totally agreed, Nefer, but I doubt she cares. It's all about attention, positive or negative. "I'm still relevant!"
DeleteScratch cares
DeleteFaithColeridge33 • a day ago at c4p
"In that last set of pictures I swear to god she looks like she's 29."
I noticed that, too -- even though Tina wore the current dead animal on her head and she had the voice and mannerisms down, her still-youthful features and figure make her look more like the Sarah of 2008. Now that's gotta hurt!
DeleteI am so glad Tina Fey came roaring back, even though she said she was done with Palin, because surely Palin was done. You should have stayed down, Sarah!
Palin had the opportunity to learn about makeup and clothes when she was the VP nominee and had professionals doing it for her. She rejected their expertise and just went back to doing it her way afterwards.
DeletePalin is such a dumbbell, she doesn't even understand how stupid she is. She knows better than anyone about everything.
SNL opening - great, I could watch it again and again. Tina has it down pat. However I wish her characterization didn't sound so much like screech.
ReplyDeleteMaureen Dowd - exactly.
Fey deserves an Emmy for that alone. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI'm not so sure Trump regrets this, because I think the man is incapable of reflection and self-criticism. Everything he does is, by his definition, exactly the right thing to do. Given his massive insecurities, how can he engage in regrets?
Tina won an Emmy for Prime Time guest in a comedy series, for playing Sarah Palin. In 2008, the Associated Press gave Fey the AP Entertainer of the Year award for her satirical portrayal of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin in a guest appearance on SNL
DeleteTrump Has BIG Plans For Sarah Palin, And It’s Really, REALLY Terrifying (VIDEO)
Deletehttp://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/01/20/trump-has-big-plans-for-sarah-palin-and-its-really-really-terrifying-video/
9:40 AM - the role she's playing is off to a fine start, isn't it though?
DeleteYou're correct that he can't afford any self-criticism or reflection, so he separates his self from his business persona. That way the bankruptcies don't affect him personally--it's strictly business.
DeleteSame thing with Palin. His ego would never allow him to admit being duped by her re: the endorsement. His business persona would have no problem cutting her loose for damaging his brand.
A new video of a teenaged Ted Cruz, posted Saturday on YouTube, shows a lankier and younger version of the future Republican presidential candidate sarcastically talking about his life’s goals —and they’re far more ambitious than the mere presidency. "Take over the world, world domination, you know, rule everything. Rich, powerful, that sort of stuff,” Cruz says
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politico.com/story/2016/01/ted-cruz-teen-world-domination-218148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt-vG_TdOT4&feature=youtu.be
First impression: Norman Bates was being interviewed.
DeleteSecond impression: he wants to be in a "teenage tit film" before going on to world domination...
Overall: I didn't think I could believe Cruz could be any skeevier than I did before seeing that clip. I was wrong.
Oh, Daddy has been grooming him from a young age. HE's been told he is THE ONE for years. Daddy and Teddy have big plans when they take over America and siphon off all the money for themselves. The media had better start researching the Seven Mountains plans.
DeleteIt might just be me, but I'd rather have actual Americans try to take over America, not some weird Cuban/Canadian hybrids.
DeleteSomeone Made an Insane Country EDM Remix of Sarah Palin’s Trump Speech
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediaite.com/online/someone-made-an-insane-country-edm-remix-of-sarah-palins-trump-speech/
My husband was in the kitchen and couldn't see the t.v. when Cnn played a clip of Tina. He starts yelling " I can't stand that woman, my ears are bleeding!" He couldn't believe it wasn't screech herself. Lol.
ReplyDeletebwahahahahaha!
DeleteTina just gets better and better at it!
Same with me, 9:29. I was in the kitchen and heard what I thought was Sarah. However, the words didn't match what I'd heard before and were actually mocking Sarah. I hurried into the living room and there was Tina. Wow, she's great!
DeleteAww. Chuckie heath jr is havinh a hard time and has to escape the palin madness.bia facebook https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=986030888120660&substory_index=0&id=394403993950022
ReplyDeleteI'll bet! Spinning a lucrative facade is always harder than telling the truth.
DeleteShe's not paying him anymore either, right?
DeleteMildred
Why doesn't he start a GOFundMe for his photography business? Didn't he try to grift a bunch of money for cameras a couple of years ago? Who is Axton?
DeleteChuckie heath jr likes that image. He must be pining for the old days.
DeleteDecember 29, 2013
https://www.facebook.com/chuckheathjr/photos/pb.394403993950022.-2207520000.1453669593./616531911737228/?type=3&permPage=1
She said his common sense speech was outstanding.
https://www.facebook.com/chuckheathjr/photos/pb.394403993950022.-2207520000.1453669442./765536963503388/?type=3&size=2048%2C1536&fbid=765536963503388
"interesting" day yesterday. Lake Lucille
https://www.facebook.com/chuckheathjr/photos/pb.394403993950022.-2207520000.1453669517./693884790668606/?type=3&permPage=1
November 28, 2014 Our family has outgrown the house. We had dinner in Todd's shop, played eskimo bingo, and then cleared out the tables so the kids could play basketball.
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Ha, ha the last comment on his Facebook asks about the wife, it this is the one he dumped the mother of his first kid for. Christian family values, the Heath/Palins are full up with them....not.
DeleteChuckieJ gives it his best to make them all look like a husky frontier Christian family values bunch of hard working good old folks.
DeleteHow many lies he's told for the fraud? He wrote a book about them.
I wonder if he is most disappointed in his sister and her brood because they went to Trump and not Cruz?
Or would he disapprove of all the gun violence with the kids? Track was looked up to, he trained his boys.
http://chuckheathjr.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Track-Palin-and-Teko-Heath.jpg
Does the fecking family over do it with the sex they crave or does he understand how that goes since he was such an example?
Palins Walk to Strike Out Child Abuse, Attend Daughter’s Graduation
http://us4palin.com/palins-walk-to-strike-out-child-abuse-attend-daughters-graduation/
Uncle
http://chuckheathjr.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Track-Palin-and-Kier-Heath.jpg?f6a35a
Now Chuck is using the replacement wife to hook this Shawn guy from the Discovery Channel show, Bering Sea Gold.
Deletehttps://www.facebook.com/chuckheathjr/photos/pb.394403993950022.-2207520000.1453688883./963243537066062/?type=3&theater
Shawn will be competing in the Pro Class in this year's 2000 mile Iron Dog snow machine race (against my brother-in-law, Todd)
Todd is prepping for the Iron Dog snow machine race? Or is he just going to cheat again?
So glad to see the floodgates of criticism have finally flown open. What Maureen Dowd said was all perfectly true. I think your grifting days are oveer Miss Thang. Do you think they are hiring at Taco Bell?
ReplyDeleteThe really brilliant thing about it is, it's getting major media coverage. WashPo headline: "Tina Fey returns to SNL for one long Sarah-Palin-is-crazy joke [video]".
ReplyDeleteFolks who haven't paid much attention to Palin and/or never see SNL are going to be enjoying this one.
I read this morning that, with the two feet dump of snow NYC got, the cast all came in early to ensure the show would air. Good on them!
DeleteTrump’s Billionaire Neighbor Could Enter Race, And Split The Vote For A Trump Win
ReplyDeletehttp://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/01/24/trumps-billionaire-neighbor-could-enter-race-and-split-the-vote-for-a-trump-win/
Live by the gun, die by the gun
ReplyDeleteWe keep hearing that “Guns don’t kill people. People kill people.” But arguments and shoving matches can not turn into full-fledged shootouts unless there are guns around for angry people to get their hands on.
The right wing will tell you that fathers and sons bonding over guns is an “American tradition.”
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/01/24/two-dead-after-father-son-shootout-at-gun-store/
One of the people injured in a shooting at a Pearl River County gun store that left a father and son dead and two wounded is stable in a hospital ICU, officials said Sunday morning.
DeleteFew other details are available, though, as authorities continue to investigate what happened inside McLemore Gun Shop on Mississippi 43 in the Henleyfield community.
Chief Deputy Shane Tucker said the store owner's wife was working on the shop Saturday afternoon when a man and his son entered to pick up a firearm that had been repaired. Their was an argument about a $25 fee, Tucker said.
The woman called her husband, who arrived with their son, Tucker said.
Read more here: http://www.sunherald.com/news/local/crime/article56352075.html#storylink=cpy
if only there had been a good guy with a gun...
DeleteOn the bright side, evolution is working its magic
It’s a bromance for the ages. One that may go down in history. Glenn Beck, while on the campaign trail in Iowa with Ted Cruz, formally endorsed the Republican candidate. However, that’s not even the half of it.
ReplyDeleteFor most of the day, Beck was sending out these cryptic love notes regarding his feelings towards Cruz. Even going so far as to imply that Cruz is the next George Washington. Althoug, George Washington was actually born in the United States, we can’t say as much for Cruz.
The tweets really need to be put into letter form, so that’s exactly what I’ll do for you here:
“This election is about more than someone who understands your anger; it is about those who can stand shoulder to shoulder with you. I used to worry folks would vote party over principle. This year is worse – it’s paparazzi over principle. I need more than someone to vice my anger – I need someone to have my back. The George Washington we need will not be found in the garish light of gold. Do we really want another 8 years of a president who views his role as a Benevolent Dictator? The president does not create jobs. He helps create the conditions in which WE THE PEOPLE create jobs and change lives.
I have prayed for the next George Washington – I believe I have found him. The presidency is not just a man, it is principles. That’s why I stand with Ted Cruz. Our children deserve hope of a better tomorrow than our yesterdays; they deserve Ted Cruz. I am officially endorsing Ted Cruz to become the first Hispanic president!
Connect with truth. Connect with freedom. Connect with Cruz.
No, one man makes America great. But each of us as individuals, living our own lives, believing in our own strengths. That makes the USA great.”
Well, actually Beck, you’ve made it pretty darn clear that you believe Ted Cruz is going to be your one and only in making the nation what you want it to be. While your passion for Cruz can be admired, your facts regarding your beloved candidate aren’t quite accurate. Ted Cruz is no George Washington. Not even close. However, keep believing in your heart of hearts that Cruz is the man of your campaign dreams. If it’s something you can hold close, do it. It may be all you have this election season.
Here’s the full series of tweets with a few jabs thrown at Trump and Hillary Clinton as well:
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/01/23/glenn-beck-endorses-ted-cruz-in-a-series-of-bizarre-tweets-declaring-their-bromance/
"garish light of gold" Glen Beck. hahahahah! Didn't he used to advise to buy gold?
DeleteTrump standing up there looking like a bloated plastic bag full of mayonnaise that been sitting in the harsh desert sun for 2 weeks. HAHAHAHHAHHAHA
ReplyDeleteMartin Bashir was right.
ReplyDeleteAs was Keith Olbermann.
Deletemiss keith olbermann
Deletehope trump fires scarborough
You had the courage to show the dirty under belly of the slug Sarah Louise Plain. When it was not in your best interest and she had a large paint chip eater following. like rats.
ReplyDeleteThank you Mr. G
Unfortunately, it won't be over for me until I see her name in the obituaries! I have a long memory.
This blog's success is because for many here, it is personal with $arah.
DeletePalin Endorses Trump
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNESE5mzv1I
Tina Fey is brilliant, sounded and looked like Sarah.
ReplyDeleteAfter the laughs though, we realize that behind the real Sarah it's not so funny. People who really know her must be upset by how media spins her as a harmless airy bobble-head.
Media does not try to find out the dangerous element of "Palin". They either don't believe she's dangerous, or don't believe she's capable of endangering the country. That attitude could cost everyone, and not just politically, but the innocent children back home, who are at the mercy of a dangerous woman and her entourage. What kind of home life do these kids live, if they witness the provocative angry jealous judgmental hateful persona of the Palins?
It's funny until it's not funny, because innocent children are victims, imprisoned and having no way out.
It matters not to her.
DeleteIt's all about $arah.
Agree, 10:06. It's been the same with Trump -- laughing at him (the reason he entered I do believe) and now look at what we've got. Same with Palin* -- she's still given a microphone and her family's behavior is getting worse by the day. How is she still standing, as a parent?
Delete*That said, Tina Fey may well have prevented McCain and SP from being elected. Comedians rule these as political pundits days, not journalists.
Christina Green
DeleteTrump was standing on the side looking like, what the eff have I done.
ReplyDeleteYou know how parents look at their kids when they're acting up
in restaurants, you'll give the kid the side eye while smiling with
teeth clinched and talking under your breath to the kid.
"...mocking Sarah Palin..."
ReplyDeleteOne could argue this is like shooting the proverbial fish in the proverbial barrel.
Perhaps she has become a sad, rapidly aging, self-parodying, desiccated character to be pitied more so than one to be mercilessly ridiculed for entertainment purposes.
Everything about her from her gibberishy word salad to her persistent perfidy to her countless public failures to her comical fashion choices are horrible beyond comprehension and yet she struggles mightily each and every day to give the entire world more reason to laugh at her.
The question we must ask ourselves is HASN'T THIS IGNORANT, SELF-SERVING, UNPRINCIPLED WRETCHED CREATURE SUFFERED ENOUGH?
Answer: No. No, she has not.
Carry on, Internet, carry on...
Sarah will bitch now that Tina is making money off her... I would say yes, the same way Sarah is making money off her Sarah Pac...
ReplyDeleteI got slammed for this the last time but will say again. SNL40:
Delete"Well, have I helped her career or has she helped mine? I'm like come on Tina, you should be paying my kids' braces or something," Palin told reporters when asked whether being impersonated by Fey on the series had helped her career.
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$arah, honey, listen and listen good. Tina Fey has a body of work that made her a star long before you ever came on the scene, no matter what the pee pond and you say. Are we clear on that? She doesn't owe you one damn thing. In reality, of which you have no concept, you owe her that you are still "relevant."
MyAuntLivesOnEnsure1:28 PM
ReplyDeleteTrack went home and packed some stuff, Piper said….and then a guy in a white truck drove him away. He could be back now for all I know. My aunt isn’t really talking to my mom since I decided I was not going to stop posting here. But I still talk to some other people in the family.
I was told Jordan’s parents tried to get her to go home with them (mom and step dad) and she would not stay after the first night but then when the media blew up she said she might go back. (Don’t know if she did or not)
Trig and Piper were both at Bristol’s when all this went down. Trig basically lives with her now and Piper helps with all the kids. Piper said track and Jordan and Bristol were all “piss moaning drunk” and she put on the minion movie for the kids to distract them. Tripp was not there.
She said track and Jordan were the only ones at my aunt’s house when the actual incident happened. She also said lots of guns are still there so obviously nobody took them away. That is insane.
I don’t know anything about my aunt and trump, except that she has spoken in very crude terms about him before and seemed to hate him. She has said he turned orange by getting blow jobs from chimps and that the silver spoon up his ass is so big it’s touching the underside of his hair plugs, etc. I’m pretty sure he is paying her for all her “support”.
French asked for a raise and was denied…..just FYI.”
thankx for reposting what some of us may not have seen before.
DeleteIsn't that special? Bristol has a young infant and is still drinking herself into a stupor. Good thing she isn't breastfeeding more Sailor. And good thing Tripp was with his dad. What a despicable family.
DeleteThis account of Piper's view of events is very compelling in it's bleak simplicity.
Delete"Piper said track and Jordan and Bristol were all "piss moaning drunk" and she put on the minion movie for the kids to distract them. Tripp was not there."
DeleteIf Tripp wasn't THERE, then who were the 'kids' watching Minion?
Sorry MALOE. I don't believe a shred of this.
French's husband is not in Trump's camp and she is not about to ask for a raise now.
Thank you for your post! Am sure everyone is enjoying your broadly dropped hint-let's see, if Tripp is not at home, and Sailor is surely too young to watch an animated cartoon, how many "kids" are there besides Trigg? Sounds like a word problem in third grade math class!
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Good try 10:58 troll!
DeleteSounds like Tristan and Trig were there as usual. Poor things.
As for Nancy, she knows the shitstorm that continues to break over the Paylin family; and she's suddenly required to write speeches since RAM is no longer on the payroll; plus she's filling in where before Scarah had more paid publicist and social media/ reputation management firms helping her ( she can no longer afford them.) Nancy deserves a fat raise for all Scarah expects of her now! Not that she'll get it because the Paylins are always doing YOU a favor when you're working essentially for free for them. That's their attitude anyway. Cousin knows from her own babysitting experiences how they take advantage of everyone!
They also make people sign not just heavy non-disclosure agreements but intense non-compete agreements, making it hard for some of these folks to get other work in their field. Nancy has probably had to agree not to ghostwrite for anybody else for a certain period if she leaves Scarah; so she is smart to demand more money now since she will be unemployed for years after she stops working for Sarah.
Media Insider aka Jennifer
Maloe is a big phony. Wake up, people.
Deleteanon@1118, it seems some among us are immune to broadly dropped hints.
Delete12:10 PM Wake up, Palin troll, don't run away from the truth. Too late for damage control. How's that drug addicted and alcohol addicted Palin traumatic stress dummies Track and Bristol working out for ya?
Delete12:10
Deletego fuk yer inbred hungover self, eh ..
Isn't that special? Bristol has a young infant and is still drinking herself into a stupor. Good thing she isn't breastfeeding more Sailor.
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makes you kinda wonder how much she was drinking while pregnant.
@12:10 If I have to choose between you and the cousin, I'll take the cousin.
DeleteMedia Insider,
DeleteHow much legal weight do NDAs carry between individuals? Or do they sign them with the Palin "corporation"?
If there is actually a Tristan how will it grow up normal if she's never shown in photos or recognized? How to send her to school without anyone knowing who her parents are? How to have her in activities if no one can recognize her as family? Does it live in a dungeon? I mean seriously, it would be really hard to have a "rogue kid" unrecognized without keeping it hidden forever.
DeletePlease remember how many times when there are madmen and guns it is the collateral damage that is taken out or maimed.
Deletehttp://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/tucson.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/9/88/988ab940-30f3-11e0-bdc5-001cc4c002e0/4d4cf229d41a2.image.jpg
Not that Piper has it in mind that any she or the children she is in charge of and cares for would be collateral damage in a typical time with the family, Uncle Track, Jordan and Bristol.
What do they expect us to believe about Track Palin? That he does not "keep calm and carry conceal"?
https://austinisafecker.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/rednecks.jpg
He is paranoid but he leaves his gun at home? He wouldn't be at Bristol's with all those kids and have his pistol?
Piper has never known Uncle Track to have a pistol and she would not be in fear that he could be carrying?
NDAs are contract law, and they're enforceable in civil court. Sarah would have to sue someone if they violated an NDA with her in order to claim damages.
DeleteIt's not like a gag order from a judge. No one will go to jail. But someone could lose money after the fact if they talked.
Well, Sailor is almost three months old so when she gets cranky just put her in the baby carrier, stick a binky in her mouth, put her in front of the teevee and pop a movie in.
DeleteAlso, MALOE, it makes sense that Trig would now live with Bristol being that he is hers.
Track needs attention. Piper is too young to know what to do. She doesn't want to lose her happy home and her job. She might have to spend more time on school work.
DeleteHe needed attention.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ie_lbIIVz7o/TS8Rc4yDahI/AAAAAAAAFTQ/LuwnKI5U3nU/s1600/m1-thompson-tommygun.jpg
Actually, as much as I love Tina Fey, I thought she'd done better imitations of Palin in the past.
ReplyDeleteShe certainly has the voice and mannerisms down pat, but she used far too many grammatically correct sentences to accurately reflect Palin's tsunami of incoherent babble. In the portions of Palin's 'speech' that I listened to or read, there was not a single complete sentence in the whole nasty mess.
I've always suspected that someone gave her a Right Wing Refrigerator Poetry Magnet set and that's what she uses to prepare her verbal assaults.
I think Tina Fey says the lines that are in the script for the skit. She may have input but overall it's a writer that picks the sentence structure.
DeleteTina recited Sarah's "speech," and a couple of extra words were added to make the rhyme sound like a poetry rap. Most of what Tina said was a repeat of Sarah's Slogans.
DeleteTiny Fey is a nice person. People will impute nice qualities they see in Tina to Say ree. Big mistake.
Deletehttp://www.sunherald.com/news/local/crime/article56305535.html
ReplyDeleteFather and son shot and killed over $25 dispute in gun shot. Second pair of father and son owner of gun store were also shot (possibly by another customer).
Pew pew, pew, pew pew...shoot 'em up!
DeleteAdd Kathleen Parker
ReplyDeletehttps://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/with-trump-and-palin-republicans-get-what-they-deserve/2016/01/22/9890658e-c153-11e5-bcda-62a36b394160_story.html
'...Palin was equally descriptive as she established common cause with her audience, identifying all as “right- wingin’, bitter- clingin’, proud clingers of our guns, our God, and our religions, and our Constitution.”
DeleteHer erstwhile siren call was mostly siren, her formerly hopey-changey, winky-blinky charm turned cranky-wanky and shrill. “You ready for a commander in chief . . . who will let our warriors do their job and go kick ISIS ass?” she shrieked.
...Well, there is a certain leitmotif there that one could take pains to admire. Meanwhile, it looks as though Republicans may get what they deserve — a bombastic, bellicose, self-aggrandizing, mean-streaked, golf-cheating, bullying narcissist without plans or policies beyond his own, no doubt fickle, fantasies.'
The Republican Party Is SCARED WITLESS Of The Donald Trump-enstein They Created
ReplyDelete...What this tells us is that Reince Priebus is the weakest Republican Party chairman in decades. He is letting Trump dictate the terms of the campaign. And the other candidates are keeping their mouths shut. They are all too afraid to demand that their primary be conducted with neutrality and integrity. It is a pathetic display of cowardice by a party so feeble it’s at risk of blowing away. And the thought of facing aggressive questions, even from other conservatives, makes them scurry into the crevices in the floorboards like cockroaches surprised by the light.
Good luck to them when they eventually face actual opponents in the general election. They will be utterly unprepared for battle having sheltered themselves in a cocoon of limp rhetoric that all stems from the same cultish mindset. That may be sufficient to draw support from Republican dimwits who thrive in those pools of ignorance, but it is a recipe for crushing defeat when the broader electorate votes in November.
http://www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=30712
David Brooks: 'It's Going To Be Rubio! I'm Telling You It's Going To Be Rubio!'
http://crooksandliars.com/2016/01/david-brooks-its-going-be-rubio-im-telling
If Rubio doesn't like working at his present job which is to say doing nothing for big pay, why would anyone want to promote him to an even higher job? The guy is living in a fantasy land. The guy is an idiot.
DeleteIMO Rubes is not ready for prime time. He lacks gravitas and he's too young.
ReplyDeleteSo true, 12:06. Plus he also has some skeevy financial doings in his fairly recent past; he'd never survive a national campaign.
DeleteRubio is 44. 35 is the age requirement for President.
DeletePerhaps you mean too immature.
Donald Trump Heckles Protester Wearing Turban: 'He Wasn't Wearing One of Those Hats, Was He?"
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump is either continuing his campaign for Racist in Chief, and he’s only getting more adept at it—or, he’s got really terrible eyesight.
At a rally in Muscatine, Iowa, on Sunday, a pair of protestors carrying a sign that read “Stop Hate” was reportedly met with just that. MSNBC captured the moment when, as one protester wearing a red turban was escorted out of the arena, the Republican presidential candidate asked aloud, “He wasn’t wearing one of those hats, was he?”
http://gawker.com/donald-trump-heckles-protester-wearing-turban-he-wasnt-1754838764
This is getting to be ridiculous,his mocking/insulting is getting boooring! He must have some kind of mental illness that he can't help himself.
DeleteWhat an embarrassment to the American public to have this buffoon campaigning while the whole world watches.
Maureen Dowd is a dunce but she got this one right, for once.
ReplyDeleteI agree.
DeleteShe can't smoke pot, but she sure can smoke Palin.
DeleteSarah officiated Kristan Cole's 4th marriage yesterday. Todd wore his best shirt and jeans.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10208323037130399&set=a.3495707708253.2165085.1138389083&type=3&theater
Officiated? Did she get that license off a matchbook cover as children got GEDs?
DeleteI see another divorce in Kristan's near future -- Palin curse!
DeleteSo nice that everyone dressed up for the blessed event.
DeleteSo, it's fine and dandy for someone to be divorced 3 times and on her third marriage, but god forbid that homosexuals have the right to be married?
Ugghhh, these people...
4th marriage? How Christian of them.
DeleteAnyone can do it. I officiated a gay wedding in California. Fill out a form, pay a sixty five dollar fee and sign and notarize a paper. BUT the wedding has to be taped and the wording has to be precise, you're deputized for twenty four hours. Don't know about other states, but under "religion" I wrote "Atheist" and under two other questions I wrote N/A and the judge let it pass.
DeleteYeah, I'd wear black at my fourth wedding, and have people with torn and stained jeans in the wedding. I give it a year and a half, tops. Ha Ha Ha Sarah gets to "play act" Mother of the bride.
So the bride is wearing black and Sarah shows up wearing white?
DeleteMaybe Sarah Palin has become a rapper. She's way too old and not nearly urban enough but she sure sounded like it during her recent Iowa rant.
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
Trump: Blacks Will Like Me Better Than
ReplyDeleteObamahttp://crooksandliars.com/2016/01/trump-blacks-will-me-better-obama
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Here is the best line from the interview:
Look, the African Americans love me because they know I am going to bring back jobs.
KURTZ: Not all African Americans.
TRUMP: Look at what happened, as an example, with African American youth. Fifty-four percent, 58% -- they don't even know it's so high. They can't get jobs. Look at African-American people in their prime - 30s and 40s and 50s - look at their unemployment rate. They want jobs. They are going to like me better than they like Obama. The truth is Obama has done nothing for them.
So basically he is saying African Americans and Hispanics are all unemployed.
At this point I think he has to keep repeating who loves him, in order to convince himself.
“Palin sweater”
ReplyDeletehttp://www.inquisitr.com/2723728/sarah-palins-695-sweater-sells-out-palins-trump-endorsement-fringe-jacket-sold-out-at-saks-ebay-and-amazon/
Over six hundred bucks list price? Wonder who she stole it from?
Delete....and the other 694 women who bought that sweater won't be caught dead in it now.
DeleteAnd in the end, adults or not, one looks at the children to see how stellar this family is. Even Creepy Chuck Jr. had to take off.
ReplyDeleteLIES LIES LIES unveiling.
I'm a huge fan of Tina Fey, and every time I see her "do" Sarah, part of me cringes. Not because I'm afraid she'll get type cast (impossible) but The Old Grandma that put Wasilla on the map probably takes it as a complement.
ReplyDeleteAs for Maureen Dowd's article, she's spot on this time.
I see it differently. So many have accused Gryph of "not letting it go." As long as she's still out there in political discourse, have at her. She's the one that brought it on herself. There's nothing she'd like more than those who can see straight through her to go away so she can continue.
DeleteI see it as Gryph continueing to shine a light on her bad deeds. Much like a spotlight on room full of cockroaches when it comes to the entire palin clan.
DeleteSeveral things went through my head.
ReplyDeleteOne was that the SNL costumers got one of those beaded jackets before they sold out.
The next was the Tina Fey has certainly aged better than Palin and still looks great.
The third was, wow, they got Tina Fey to agree to channel Palin again?
The fourth was, yay! I hope Palin keeps providing fodder for SNL so that Tina will keep coming back. I just love her.
The Palin/Trump stuff on SNL is the best thing the Democratic party could hope for. Late night will defeat the clown car. SNL, Colbert, they'll all expose the right wing in a way that is really going to sting in the voting booths.
One article I read about this said that the SNL people worked for a week making the sweater. So no, they didn't buy it.
DeleteI believe it. $695 for a sweater?
DeleteApparently she wore it last November on CBS Sunday.
It's from 2014 and Saks had it marked down to $185 at one point.
But amazon and eBay may have gouged the price after it sold out at Saks and Palin wore it on Tuesday.
I think it sold out almost immediately after her speech so SNL probably couldn't get one. So they had Wed, Thurs, Fri and Saturday until the show to get it done. Doable but that is a lot of man hours of beading.
From the original article:
ReplyDelete"I interviewed her right after she announced she was pregnant. She laughed off people who said it would be a problem, calling them cavemen. I didn’t have children then but now that I do, I can better appreciate her hustle. She had four kids, including one serving in the army. A war was on. She was expecting a baby with Down’s syndrome (and pretty soon she’d have a teenage daughter who was pregnant.) Through it all, she remained tough and positive."
So Track was serving in the army while she was "expecting" Trig? I thought he went into the army well after Trig's alleged birth.
Sorry, I posted this in the wrong place.
DeleteSorry, I posted this (above) in the wrong place.
DeleteThis would have been much funnier if they had written Trump's script as thought bubbles. It would have allowed the actor to replicate all those ridiculous faces Trump made during Palin's stupid speech.
ReplyDeleteI, for one, was dying to know what Trump was thinking based on his facial expressions alone. It looked like he was suffering from mental anguish.
One of the funniest things I've seen in awhile. When she made it to Tulsa and he "wisely" stood offstage made me laugh even harder. Way to go, tRump, what thou hast wrought! Have fun with it.
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