Monday, January 02, 2012

How's that Sarah Palin endorsement thing working for ya Tim Tebow?

So as we know Sarah "Albatross" Palin crank called Fox news on December 18 (Rumor has it that she skipped going on camera because her wig was getting its distemper shot), and apparently rubbed one out while gushing that she was "pro-Tebow" and went on an on about how "bold" Timmy was concerning his confidence that Jesus was going to "rock your world."

Well right after that some complete jackass of a blogger (It was me, it was me!) predicted that Palin's endorsement would sabotage Tebow's winning streak, just like her endorsements had destroyed the careers of countless others before him. (Like John McCain, Sharon Angle, Christine O'Donnell, those turkeys that time at Thanksgiving, Bristol, Todd's manhood, etc., etc., etc..)

I know, what a douche right?

Anyhow I thought we would check in on Tebow's career and put any rumors to rest that Palin's endorsement is the kiss of death. Because that's just sil.....wait, what?

According to the LA Times:  

Denver quarterback Tim Tebow said his confidence remains intact despite three consecutive losses. He had one touchdown pass and seven interceptions during those games. 

“The three losses haven’t shaken my confidence," Tebow said. "I’ve had to go through a lot of ups and downs in my sports career, and so I’m not going to let a few losses affect my confidence. I’m still out there playing the game that I love, so I still consider myself very blessed and honored to be playing quarterback for such a great organization.

Oh...well that's an interesting coincidence. Unless you are one of those people who do not believe in coincidences of course.

What is SB Nation reporting on this embarrassing turn of events?

“After being the story of the NFL for several weeks, Tebow has regressed terribly in the past two games. He was dreadful Sunday. Tebow completed 6 of 22 passes for 60 yards. He is no longer making an impact as a runner. He had just 16 yards on six carries.” 

“His passes are sailing high and he is taking way too much time in his decision-making. Tebow is 30-for-73 for with four interceptions during Denver’s losing skid. He has lost a fumble in the past five games and there was no fourth-quarter magic as Denver, which won four straight games this season when it trailed in the fourth quarter, couldn’t do anything in four series in the final quarter. Tebow lost a fumble at the Kansas City 11-yard line on Sunday in a play that was crucial to the Chiefs’ win. Denver simply can’t win with Tebow making these types of mistakes.”

Really? And all of this has happened JUST after Palin has endorsed Tebow?

Well I guess in the contest between Jesus and the She-Devil of Wasilla, Jesus NEVER stood a chance.

Thank goodness I am not the kind of blogger to say I told you so.

(Unless of course it is written really, really, small. "I told you so! Everything she touches turns to moosepoop! Call me a douche will you!")

101 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:03 PM

    Palin on Fox today: no third party candidacy for me. Also too leave Trump alone! Trump has a lot to offer! Shut up about it!

    www.mediaite.com/tv/sarah-palin-to-donald-trump-critics-on-fox-shut-up-about-it/

    She added that she personally couldn’t consider a third party run because “I believe, personally, that a third party candidacy will allow some greater assurance that Barack Obama would be reelected and that’s the last thing on Earth I want to see happened,”

    3:49 PM

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  2. heheheheh. Denver sucks anyway. Now they suck double.

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  3. You enjoyed this post way too much,G! ROFLMAO!

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  4. Thisby4:11 PM

    About a year ago, I deserted my Broncos after 40 years because I moved to a competing city. Just in time, too, to avoid the cult of Tebow. But I feel sorry for the guy, being cursed by the miasma of Palin. All I can say to Tebow is, if you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

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  5. Olivia4:12 PM

    If one were to be a believer, one might say that the heavenly creator is trying to tell Sarah something. Or maybe trying to tell everyone else something since Sarah is too far gone to really listen to the heavenly creator. Maybe the believers should pay attention to what the lord is saying regarding Sarah.

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  6. It's always nice to see things that make you happy.

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  7. Come on, Gryphen, this is too juvenile. Now if he had asked for SP's approval, it would be different ... but would the just God who let (or made) SP sink McCain jinx him just because SP liked him?

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  8. lostinmn4:21 PM

    Is she really the anti-Christ? Or do I have myself confused about these anti-Christ folks and she's really just an agent of satan?

    I'd feel bad for Tbone but yesterday, as the game was winding down, the Chiefs had the ball and the camera panned over to tbone. Was he looking at photos? Talking to his coach? Perhaps his teammates? NO - there he was bent over in his tbone tbow, his lips seemingly moving in prayer. Was he seeking divine intervention? OH, his supporters say he would never ask God to zap the other team because he's such a good Christian. So maybe he was praying for the Chargers? No, that might be on the same scale as begging God to cripple the Chiefs and let him score a last second miracle TD so they didn't slink into the playoffs. Perhaps he was actually talking to God, seeking His understanding of why in the hell He'd ever let Sara open her fat mouth and endorse him. He must have known the curse associated with her coming out in support of anyone. I'm sure he was asking God why He'd forsaken him and sent Sista Sara to endorse him. "Please God. I'll do whatever you ask, just get that witch away from me."

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  9. Anonymous4:29 PM

    Funny post Gryphen! espsecially like your small print :)
    So nobody has asked Tebow why god is punishing him? He must have been a naughty boy, he probably got coal in his xmas stocking also, too.

    O/T
    I watched (as much as I could stand) the Sarah interview. Same shit, different Dirty Wig. I did really like that there was a dark cloud hovering over her head...maybe it's a sign of things to come?? Oh please, oh pretty please!

    Alicat

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  10. Anonymous4:33 PM

    No free speech for anyone who doesn't think like she does...

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  11. Anonymous4:34 PM

    Let's not forget back in 2009, when she did the ceremonial puck drop at the Alaska Aces opening game in the Kelly Cup finals. The Aces went on to lose that game and the series.

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  12. P.S. Bitch (that is you Sarah) it is going to happen ... he is going to be reelected and I hope it is the last thing on Earth you see, because usually prison cells do not have windows!

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  13. Hahahahahahaha ... this is so funny! And honestly, I am a Christian, really, I am, but God forgive me this is so funny and so full of karma. ("it was me..., it was me" - love it). Go Gryphen, go! I saw my neighbor's grandson wearing a "Tebow" jersey he got for Christmas this past weekend ... the Christianity in me kept my lips closed. I mean, he is only 5 years old. Okay, I have to read this post again. Bye for now.

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  14. Anonymous4:40 PM

    The woman is a farce and FOX should not have her on their network - but, I guess her idiocy fits in!

    She is, and has been, the kiss of death when it comes to endorsements. I've said this time and time again!!

    Sarah - stay in Alaska and hike in the mountains and get lost!

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  15. lilli4:42 PM

    Gryphen, You are so bad...that's why we love ya!

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  16. Anonymous4:48 PM

    4:03 After peeking at the clip, it seems like hairpieces were the gift of choice this year. And, if that's the best a couple of weeks of R and R could do, she's worse of than I thought. 2012 is off and running.

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  17. Anonymous4:51 PM

    Sarah Palin is boring...nothing new, same old same old and I wish she would STFU!

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  18. Anonymous4:52 PM

    This post was made by exodus at C4P after Palin was on FOX earlier. This had got to be Palin stirring up her cult...

    I have a message for the Ruling Class, the Permanent Political Class, both GOP and DEM Establishments, and their Media accolytes

    we REJECT your *wisdom*,
    your *expertise*,
    your *vast knowledge*,
    your *judgement*
    your *failures*

    over decades which has brought America to her knees ...

    IT IS TIME for YOU to get to the BACK of the LINE

    The People do not accept your leadership ANY LONGER

    we are in RIGHTEOUS REBELLION

    we openly DEFY your will and we will not SETTLE for your version of the future for Constitutional America, via these flawed Candidates

    we will work hard to help create the conditions under which the only true PROVEN REFORMER can be petitioned to take on the Leadership role the country desperately needs

    we stand for righteous TURMOIL, righteous UPHEAVAL, righteous CHAOS, righteous AGITATION

    we will not sit down
    we will not shut up

    we are DISSATISFIED in the EXTREME

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  19. Anonymous4:52 PM

    Don't forget to include FOX on that list of things Sarah has given the kiss of death to. Their ratings have been going down ever since they brought her on. Maybe she is on our side after all. Nah... but she's doing a great job at it anyway.

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  20. Anonymous4:52 PM

    Well, Sarah, your worst nightmare will be happening in November this year. Barack will be re-elected PRESIDENT of THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA without your REPUBLICAN help.
    Your endorsement for anyone will be the KISS OF DEATH. How's Shailey?

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  21. Anonymous4:54 PM

    "Sarah - stay in Alaska and hike in the mountains and get lost!"

    My sentiments exactly. She's not only a quitter but a loser also, too...

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  22. Anonymous5:00 PM

    "(Like John McCain, Sharon Angle, Christine O'Donnell, those turkeys that time at Thanksgiving, Bristol, Todd's manhood, etc., etc., etc..)"

    None of those people would be anywhere or anyone without Sarah Palin. McCain would have felt a crushing blow at the RNC ,Sharon and Christines retardness would have sabotaged themselves, Bristol would still be a single mom, but without lucrative offers (though she still would have her fulltime day job so her life would probably be essentially the same) and Todd (if he didn't ask Sarah out) would probably still be a quiet fisherman in dillingham, regretting his decision.

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  23. Anonymous5:06 PM

    Maybe it was discovered that he is really a huge man whore. lol Oh Tebow.

    What's funny is, Sarah has helped far more people than she's ever "hurt"

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  24. Anonymous5:09 PM

    Jesus Christ I wish that CINO (Christian In Name Only) would leave me the fuck alone!

    I was doing great until that tranny mentioned my name.

    Can somebody tell that no dancing sperm whale of a daughter of hers to stop calling me? I will not go out with that beached whale! I'm not into Jay Leno so stop calling me! I thought Bristol doesn't have a phone?

    No! Willow doesn't appeal to me either. I'm a college graduate and am not into criminals or anybody who can't graduate from a normal high school.

    Sarah leave me the fuck alone!
    -Tebow

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  25. Anonymous5:09 PM

    Tebow showed his true character when he was conspicuously unsupportive of the struggling Orton. Reminded me of Palin thinking she was the top of the 2008 ticket. We know how that ended.

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  26. Olivia5:10 PM

    4:52 PM

    Sounds like Sarah is joining the OWS movement.
    We need to get that nipped in the bud or she will destroy that too.

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  27. Anonymous5:11 PM

    You're still giving her wayyyyyy too much credit and power, esp over pol endorsements. But then again, you still believe Obama is an honest man who rises above the fray. To those who don't completely IGNORE his lies and outright thuggishness, we know you people are the real threat to this country.

    Your resolution should be, "I seek to report things in a fair, unbiased, and mature manner."

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  28. Anonymous5:12 PM

    ot but I just returned from visiting with my family for xmas/new years. I ask you all one question. Please tell me I am not the only person in this world who has a mother who gets drunk and begs my husband to show her his balls.

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  29. Anonymous5:13 PM

    I love this blog. Been coming here every single day for years. I love that you show no mercy to SP and her Wasillbilly brood.
    I even hate Timmy Tebow...A- because he's a Denver Donko and B- because he waves his christianism all over the place (so friggin annoying)

    But dude...Denver is STILL going to the playoffs as AFC West champs. So your grand prediction is pretty much as weak as Palin's endorsment.

    You both should dedicate next season to getting together on Sundays, and watching some NFL. Shit Gryph, invite her to join a fantasy league. That would be so rad. Ok so please keep trashing the skank but if your gonna self-righteously connect her stupid endorsment to your prediction of failure...know what the ham and cheese you're talking about.

    Like a bunch of retards slapfighting over Otterpops around this blog sometimes. geesh

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  30. Anonymous5:16 PM

    Anonymous at 4:52 - I am sssuming your post is for real. I have never been to C4P and don't really want to - but is this what someone there wrote?
    If so - everyone please take a moment and go back and read the post from 4:52. This is some really unusual posting. This person is literally letting the rest of us know we are on a short limb over the edge of the cliff. Hmm. Would love to know who wrote this.
    Pat Padrnos
    P.S. this sounds like something some of Todd and Sarah's militia friends might write. Possible?

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  31. Anonymous5:19 PM

    After she got booed dropping the puck for the Flyers opener in 2008, they lost 6 straight.

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  32. Anonymous5:23 PM

    I guess god doesn't think Tebow is the best FB player in the whole world. Tebow must have done something bad...like have sex or drink some beer. Isn't it in the bible or something that pride cometh before a fall? Did Tebow act too proud? Or is Palin really the anti-christ and cast a spell or something on him?? Has anyone looked under that filthy bump-it for 666?

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  33. Anonymous5:26 PM

    She rilly nose how 2 pikm.

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  34. Anonymous5:26 PM

    Tebone needs to pay attention to the game, his teammates, his coaches,and NOT be praying in tongues. He is not a good QB and all the begging in the world to the flying spaghetti monster in the sky can't/won't make him a good QB.
    How much is Denver paying him to pray during a game?
    If there is a god who gives a shit about how a football game turns out, I'm pretty sure he'd want the QB to pay attention to the game and STOP bothering HIM as HE is busy with kids dying from malaria and cancer and stuff.
    FYI 8-8 in Denver wins the conference. 8-8 in Eagles land is early vacation.

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  35. Anonymous5:28 PM

    I'm happy to see that I'm not the only one who is a little suspicious that "exodus" at c4p is Sarah..........

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  36. Anonymous5:29 PM

    Maybe there should be a reality show on who Sarah Palin endorses and how it affects their lifestyles?

    Sarah liked and took out presidential candidates "Herb" Cain and Donald Trump.

    Sarah likes Denver Bronco's quarterback Tebow and he has lost 3 games in a row since Sarah publicly made that announcement.

    Sarah announced North Korea is her ally and they are now burying that son of a bitch.

    Sarah announced she likes Donald Trump's debate then nobody accepts his invite and the debate is cancelled.

    What I like most about Sarah's endorsements is that she said she liked herself, that she would win the election and like others before her, Sarah is no longer presidential material. She was tainted by her own bad Joo Joo.

    Sarah also seems to endorse crooked people as well. There was Christine O'Donnell who was just like Sarah. Christine used God to attract people while she was scamming from donations and living off of money people thought were going to political causes, another Sarah Palin. Christine was paying for her rent and food and Sarah was paying for vacations, lawyers and we all can figure out she was supporting relatives under different LLC companies. Then there was Alaska's crooked Joe Miller, he was also tainted and lost his election.

    So as much as we hate Sarah, she does serves a purpose, she weeds out the riff raffs.

    The sad part about Sarah is that people die and towns are destroyed by a wave of Sarah's hand.

    Gabby has a hole in her head because Sarah put cross hairs on her name. A city and a nation was devastated because people stood too close to Sarah's cross hairs and yes sports and towns are now affected by Sarah's bad Joo Joo.

    Sarah said she was a job creator, well Sarah tell me how many jobs were created by Denver loosing 3 games in a row? Teams, cities and communities looses jobs if their teams don't make it to the playoffs!

    Newt's numbers were on the rise and ever since Sarah said that she likes Newt his numbers has plummeted.

    So Newt if you want the devil's voters, ya get burnt by the devil's endorsement!

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  37. Funny, my die-hard football fan brothers were just saying the other day that if you mention the name Tebow in 5 years, you will either hear "Who?" or "Wasn't he that guy who USED to play for Denver."

    Yeah, they do not see a bright future ahead for him, and this is without even knowing that Palin professed support for him.

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  38. Anonymous5:30 PM

    I just viewed a little bit of the Palin Fox interview posted by Anon @3:49 PM (thanks anon). Is it just me, or does she look really really angry? I don't see a happy face, at all. I know it's nothing new, but she looks like she is seething.

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  39. onething5:36 PM

    Perhaps Sarah isn't exactly a demon, but she's a vessel that an ill wind can blow through, or stay a while. She really does seem to pull in the dark force.

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  40. Anonymous5:47 PM

    "...Everything she touches turns to moosepoop! ...."


    Interesting thought, I wonder if that has anything to do with:

    Bristol's DWTS appearance?

    Bristol's book writing career?

    Bristol's abstinence speaking job?

    Bristol's motivational speaking job?

    Bristol's book signing tour?

    Bristol's reality show?

    Bristol marrying her baby's father?

    Bristol growing up and being a mother and allowing her pacifier sucking son to see his Grandma Johnston?

    Bristol's new Jay Leno chin?

    Bristol's choice of fashion?

    Bristol and Willow's reality show?

    Bristol's college enrollment?


    YUP, it is proven over and over!

    "...Everything Sarah touches turns to moosepoop! ...."

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  41. Anonymous5:47 PM

    @Anonymous said...
    This post was made by exodus at C4P after Palin was on FOX earlier. This had got to be Palin stirring up her cult...

    I have looked at those "Exodus" posts and they do sound like it's SP. I did notice a couple times this person did spell some words that made me think that they were from New Zealand/UK. Like the spelling of "behaviour" and using "s" when we would use "z". But I think Sarah certainly could be having someone doing it for her.
    The screen name is perfect in that I would love it if Sarah and Co. would EXODUS the country.

    Alicat

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  42. Anonymous5:48 PM

    I don't pay that much attention to football but since Sarah so strongly supported Tebow, every week I check to see if the Broncos win or lose and yup, he losing every game since she so vocally supported him. She is a jinx!

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  43. Anonymous5:49 PM

    Hey Donald Chump, how's that debating thingy of yours doing since Sarah endorsed it?

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  44. Sarah knows as much about football as she does about being...

    a kind, loving, well-adjusted person and capable parent.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Hopefully Peyton will be back next year to show Tbone how it's done...

    Although Aaron "Green Eyes" Rodgers is a tasty treat (and fun to watch!)...

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  45. Anonymous5:53 PM

    Sarah Palin is a loser who has screwed up every single things she's attempted.

    You know that old saying, to know her is to love her? Well, with Sarah Palin, it's the opposite. The more you know about Sarah Palin, the less you like her.

    Of course, some of us disliked her the first time we heard her mocking screech during her debut at the RNC. We're ahead of the curve.

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  46. Anonymous5:57 PM

    "Sarah - stay in Alaska and hike in the mountains and get lost!"

    Sarah - I hope you meet the same fate as that effing a-hole who murdered our Park Ranger yesterday.

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  47. From Andrew Sullivan's Blog -12/7/11:


    Re: your post on Tim Tebow. You might be interested in this quote from Aaron Rodgers, a more established quarterback who won last year's Super Bowl and is likely to be this year's Most Valuable Player:

    "I feel like my stance and my desire has always been to follow a quote from St. Francis of Assisi, who said,

    'Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words.'

    So basically, I'm not an over-the-top, or an in-your-face kind of guy with my faith. I would rather people have questions about why I act the way I act, whether they view it as positive or not, and ask questions, and then given an opportunity at some point, then you can talk about your faith a little bit.

    I firmly believe, just personally, what works for me, and what I enjoy doing is letting my actions speak about the kind of character that I want to have, and following that quote from St. Francis.'"
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I dig that.

    I dig him.

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  48. Anonymous6:05 PM

    @5:00 PM

    Correction:

    $arah Palin wouldn't have gotten anywhere, or been anyone, if it hadn't been for John McCain. $arah Palin is still a nobody.

    And, Bri$tol doesn't have a day job.

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  49. Anonymous6:06 PM

    Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! Maybe Jesus isn't really a evangelical Republican after all.

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  50. Anonymous6:06 PM

    It is time for Denver Bronco's Prayer Warriors to pray like their is no tomorrow!

    You can do this!

    Christian Sarah Palin placed her evil gun sight cross hairs on Gabby and she was shot in the head!

    A bullet went into Gabby's brain!

    When Sarah went on tv with her "Me Me Me Victim Blood Libel" rant and did not reach out to Gabby or her husband, America's Prayer Warriors did reach out to Gabby and she overcame Sarah's evil cross hairs!

    So Denver Bronco's fan it is not over because Sarah Palin has placed her bad Joo Joo on your Number 1 player pick! It has been proven people have over come Sarah's endorsement and evil cross hairs!

    Sarah placed her Bad Joo Joo on Obama and now look... we call him....

    PRESIDENT OBAMA!

    I'M TELLIN' YA...

    YA JUST GOTTA BELIEVE!

    PROVE SARAH WRONG!!!!!!

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  51. Poor TeBoy...TSK TSK! Old Dirty done put the Voodoo curse on him and the poor fella doesn't know how to get the stank off!

    He better get his self to a witch doctor with a quickness!

    Uh oh...maybe that's not such a good idea either!

    He's fucked!

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  52. Anonymous6:12 PM

    Sarah on Fox today. She has learned a new word AND to speak French. "Via."

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  53. Anonymous6:12 PM

    As both a Gator and a Sarah-hater, I winced when Palin decided to associate herself with Tebow.

    See, Tebow may be easy to mock, but unlike Sarah he walks the walk. He really is a God-fearing, Jesus-loving, school-building football player. He is a great guy, according to just about everyone who has coached or played with him. I have never heard anyone who knows Tebow actually say anything bad about Tebow.

    Sarah is NOTHING like Tebow!! He has worked very hard to get where he is, he is generous with his money and time, and he tends to bring the people around him together instead of alienating them one by one like someone else we know.

    He won two NCAA championships for the Gators and even the rest of the fans in the SEC respected him while hating all other Gators :) You may not agree with him but he is legend in Florida for oh so many reasons ... A truly impressive young man.

    I find the fundie stuff tiresome but then again it is part of who he is, and I am not surprised he was eager to take his message to a larger audience (the NFL). He probably will have to dial it back if he wants to have a long career. he'll learn.

    Yeah, he sucked today too, big time. But that doesn't mean he deserves to be lumped in with Sarah ever again, K Gryph?? Thanks. Happy New Year!

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  54. Anonymous6:14 PM

    Man, she looked @ 60 in that interview today. And I think she's getting skincare tips from Jan Brewer.

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  55. Anonymous6:14 PM

    Has anybody ever actually seen Sarah Palin and Tim Teebow in a room together?

    I'm just saying they look a lot alike.

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  56. Smirnonn6:23 PM

    Anon-tard @ 5:00 said:

    "None of those people would be anywhere or anyone without Sarah Palin. McCain would have felt a crushing blow at the RNC ,"

    Actually, he would have done much better without the paylump. She was an albatross around his neck. Why the fuck do you think he ended up doing interviews with the dullard paylump?!?!!???? Babysitting, dumbass.

    "Sharon and Christines retardness would have sabotaged themselves,"

    Really poor grammar. Serror??? That you?!?!?? Funny thing is that the EXACT same thing happened to the paylump. She ended up, of course, being her own worst enemy. WTF is with female conservative politicians???

    "Bristol would still be a single mom, but without lucrative offers (though she still would have her fulltime day job so her life would probably be essentially the same)"

    Fatuous twaddle.

    " and Todd (if he didn't ask Sarah out) would probably still be a quiet fisherman in dillingham, regretting his decision."

    Dunno. Seems like being a quiet fisherman is much better than carrying a purse and some crackberries for a sociopathic vainglorious dirty-wigged skank.

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  57. Anonymous6:27 PM

    Haha - praise from Sarah is the kiss of death - who knew? You did! I think she should try for a comeback with a made for TV Lifetime movie - "Why I shoved a Pillow up my Shirt". Hi Sarah!

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  58. Anonymous6:37 PM

    That Alaskan Dumb Twit is too scared to endorse a presidential candidate.

    Sarah is afraid of another endorsement failure like Trump, Palin, "Herb" Cain, O'Donnell, Miller, McCain, Trump Debate, Bristol and all her other loosers.

    What is she waiting for? A sure GOP nominee?

    What happened to the Alaskan Maverick?

    A Maverick doesn't wait for a sure thing.. doesn't wait to see who is popular!

    A Maverick goes out there and speaks their mind and let the chips fall where they may!

    A Maverick.... Sarah is not!!

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  59. Anonymous6:44 PM

    The photo of Palin is an old one...gadfree has she aged in the past three years! The stress has gotten to her there is no doubt. She is the 'kiss of death' to all!

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  60. Anonymous6:50 PM

    OMG - look at that picture of her and compare her to now. She has really aged and her inner ugliness has taken over.

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  61. Anonymous6:51 PM

    No wonder Track hates Sarah Palin and refuses her to have a photo op with his child.

    The last time Sarah "endorsed" Track is when she made a national speech that her son is a COMBAT Vet!

    Sarah said she raised a COMBAT vet!

    Sarah said she is the mother of a COMBAT vet!

    It is sad that Track will have to live with that humiliation for the rest of his life. When you see Track you just smile in embarrassment for him.

    Track must really hate his mom when he seen her standing at the podium pounding her flat chest with saliva coming out of her mouth with her wonky eyes straining at the lies about Track spewing out of her crooked self serving mouth!

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  62. Anonymous said...

    "(Like John McCain, Sharon Angle, Christine O'Donnell, those turkeys that time at Thanksgiving, Bristol, Todd's manhood, etc., etc., etc..)"

    None of those people would be anywhere or anyone without Sarah Palin. McCain would have felt a crushing blow at the RNC ,Sharon and Christines retardness would have sabotaged themselves, Bristol would still be a single mom, but without lucrative offers (though she still would have her fulltime day job so her life would probably be essentially the same) and Todd (if he didn't ask Sarah out) would probably still be a quiet fisherman in dillingham, regretting his decision.

    5:00 PM

    *scratching my head in confusion*

    Hmmm...I had to read this a couple of times before I figured out what you were trying to say...I must admit it's pretty clever. You almost think it's anti-Dirty but then you re-read it and see the sneakiness....good job troll! Or as Dirty said tonight to BowlingPinhead...KUDOS!

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  63. Our Lad7:06 PM

    The poor guy,the defenses have figured him out, it's the NFL where college quarterback phenoms come to die, Elway is holding his nose and then he gets the Sicilian kiss, an endorsement from the nimrod of the north. I bet he can't wait for the Steelers. What a world.

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  64. Anonymous7:12 PM

    A Maverick says I stand behind John McCain!

    A Maverick says I like "Herb" Cain!

    A Maverick says I like Donald Trump!

    A Maverick says I like Donald Trump's debate!

    Even though it shows they were all looser picks at least she was Mavericky.... A looser Maverick like she was a looser Miss Alaska and looser mother and wife.

    Sarah must be tired of her looser picks and will wait until there is a sure winner before the Alaskan Maverick picks a GOP candidate to endorse....

    The way things are working out for Sarah, ya may have to wait until the GOP convention for Sarah's endorsement!

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  65. Dis Gusted7:16 PM

    Stupid Palin wouldn't be so adoring if Tebow was kissing the ground and singing praises to Allah. She only likes displays of religion when they agree with hers.

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  66. What's funny is, Sarah has helped far more people than she's ever "hurt"

    5:06 PM

    The only person that Dirty has helped is herself to the bot's wallets and anybody else stupid enough to give to DirtyPac...opps...those are the same idiots! My bad!

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  67. Anonymous7:24 PM

    Good lord, $arah really needs to hire someone to assist with wig placement, 'cuz in this latest clip from FAUX News, it's abundantly clear that her hair is FAUX, too!

    P.S. I think that too much Botox caused her hair to fall out.

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  68. Palin: "...a third party candidacy will allow some greater assurance that Barack Obama would be reelected and that’s the last thing on Earth I want to see happened...”

    You know what this sounds like? Sarah plans on "checking out" when President Obama is reelected. Remember her "if I die, I die" quote?

    Ooooo, spooky.

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  69. Anonymous said...

    You're still giving her wayyyyyy too much credit and power, esp over pol endorsements. But then again, you still believe Obama is an honest man who rises above the fray. To those who don't completely IGNORE his lies and outright thuggishness, we know you people are the real threat to this country.

    Your resolution should be, "I seek to report things in a fair, unbiased, and mature manner."

    5:11 PM

    *GAG*

    I betcha' Dirty would LOVE it if President Obama "thuggishness" would look in her direction...but of course he is busy doing HIS JOB! BTW...what is Dirty's job again?

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  70. 5:12PM...LOL!...Um...*SNICKER*....hey that was some kind of Xmas huh!

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  71. Ailsa7:29 PM

    Alicat,

    Exodus claims to be from NZ. I believe she said she is married to a Texan.

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  72. ThanksABunchJohn7:34 PM

    The only thing I have to say (and I realize I am usually way too verbose) is: SQUEEEEEE!

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  73. Anonymous7:36 PM

    After her appearance on the Bolling interview it has finally boiled down to this over at the C4P; Palin is just too humble to accept the adoration that the Pee'rs try to give her. I guess we should just all refer to her as "Her Humbleness" now. Her reluctance to get into the race has nothing to do with her lack of cash, or her lack of intelligence or her inability to see things through; it's because she is Humble. Apparently her Humbleness is her Achilles Heel. If only!

    Please do enjoy how one of her previously staunchest supporters puts it: From Jasmine at the C4P

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    she seems to be overly humble. i hate when people call her an attention wh*re because she is the opposite. she is so humble that she doesn't think she's presidential material. all these people want her to run and think she's better than the candidates, but she actually thinks the candidates are pretty good and she'd rather support them than run herself. humility is good but you can go overboard. she has gone way overboard on humility. it's like she doesn't have confidence in herself to be a good president. but we have confidence in her to be a good president! oh well, she disagrees.

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  74. Anonymous7:41 PM

    Tawd is probably thinking Sarah is a good fuck since Glen Rice had his way with her!

    But as an endorser, Sarah really sucks the big one!

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  75. Anonymous7:47 PM

    Football, meh.

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  76. Anonymous7:57 PM

    Sarah can't pick a Republican candidate to support because her pick is likely to loose. She can't stand to make a public mistake. She would rather not make an endorsement, and then if the Republican nominee in 2012 loses, then she will blame everyone else. If she's still employed, she will be paid to tell the country what is wrong with the Republican party.

    About her using the new word via today: I think she must have taken another look recently at this book review.

    "Book Review: Sarah Palin via Joe McGinniss: cocaine, infidelity and anonymity"
    http://articles.latimes.com/2011/sep/15/entertainment/la-et-0916-mcginniss-palin-book-review-20110917

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  77. Jasmine Clark of "Peeing4Palin" had this to say about her petitions...

    "to john_frank: i started an online petition on oct 7th and it got 879 sigs. (i deleted
    most of the duplicate sigs, and there were some people who signed two in
    one spot, like husband and wife signing together. so that makes up for
    any duplicates i might have missed. so i'd say most of the sigs are
    legit)

    i'm not some famous person, if i were more famous maybe it would have gotten more exposure and more sigs. still. i (and others) have been promoting that thing for almost 3 months and there aren't even 1,000 signatures. (though i am thankful for the 879)

    the earthquake twitter only has 135 followers. the earthquake facebook PAGE (not the iowa group) has about 1,300 people. (ia group has less) the original earthquake facebook GROUP (not the page, and not the iowa group) had about 4,500 people at its maximum point. (that group created the page, the group is no longer very active)"
    ***********************************

    They are so pitiful over there...that interview Dirty did tonight has left them more confused than ever...as if that was even possible!

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  78. Anonymous8:10 PM

    @4:52

    Unbelievable.

    Someone ranting about the need for reform on a website (C4P) that defrauds people.

    It's like complaining about the fire being gone in your marriage to the guy who is fucking your wife.

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  79. Umm...found this comment at the Zoo...please somebody help me figure out what this fool is saying!

    "Gordon Willsey Yesterday 09:51 PM
    On the marrow the 41% will speak and America will listen. Even if Iowa is too white for Andrea Mitchell to have credibility in the political arena, the American people will read what has been writ. For most of those who come to this site day in and day out for political and social intercourse, let what has been writ be P-A-L-I-N on their ballots of the 41%."
    ******************************************

    Er...."social intercourse"....what is this...anybody??

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  80. Anonymous8:20 PM

    Anonymous said...

    Tawd is probably thinking Sarah is a good fuck since Glen Rice had his way with her!

    But as an endorser, Sarah really sucks the big one!

    7:41 PM

    A good fuck?

    I guess experience, multiple partners, variety and quantity counts for something.

    Bristol should be a pro at that.

    Like they say "Turd doesn't fall far from the toilet."

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  81. Anonymous8:23 PM

    "Sarah is NOTHING like Tebow!! He has worked very hard to get where he is, he is generous with his money and time, and he tends to bring the people around him together instead of alienating them one by one like someone else we know."

    Uh.no. Sadly, no. Read the quote from Aaron Rodgers to begin to understand how divisive the ostentation, obnoxious Tebow is. Then to top it off, go read your Christian Bible. The part about the Matthew 23?
    Or listen to the great Vic Garber as Christ sing it.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeBy1Ee8LCg
    Tebow is a Pharisee

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  82. Anonymous8:26 PM

    That sounds like a reality show worth watching.

    5:12

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  83. Anonymous8:30 PM

    Yeah, read that at c4p 7:52 anon, bu talk about cognitive dissonance, right above and below that someone else points out the flaw in Jasmine's "logic" by saying then why did she accept the VP invitation of an old, cancer of health 70 yr old man?

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  84. Anita Winecooler8:33 PM

    After watching that screech clip, it's apparent that santorum's surge has gone to Sarah's head!

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  85. The ad under this one is for "fabulous furs!" I wonder if her wig triggered that placement?

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  86. Anonymous8:38 PM

    What's funny is, Sarah has helped far more people than she's ever "hurt"
    ---------------------------------

    @5:06 PM

    Yeah, right. The quitter only helps herself.

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  87. Anonymous8:41 PM

    LOL Gryph. You're a mess. Palin is the kiss of death. lol!

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  88. Anonymous8:51 PM

    @5:11 PM

    "You people?"

    Compared to $arah Palin, Barack Obama is an honest man who rises above the fray. $arah Palin is gutter trash. America is done with Palin, and her lies. $arah Palin and her militia thugs are the real threat to this country.

    Judging from your previous stupid comments, you know nothing about being fair, unbiased, and mature.

    Your resolution should be, "I seek to stop visisting this blog, that makes me very upset, and get a clue."

    $arah Palin should STFU. Nobody wants her.

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  89. Anonymous9:12 PM

    The phenomena @ the Sea of Pee is what happens when you spend your life reading a group of books written 2000 years ago, and are constantly trying to find some secret personal message in those books.

    This is why the evangelicals don't listen to what people actually say - they are listening for what they want to hear.

    This is why the are so susceptible to Fox propaganda now - and why they went along with Hitler when he appealed to the same emotions. Rational thought and listening are not skills they ever learned.

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  90. Somehow I don't figure Palin for a pro football fan. I think the first she ever heard of him was when his displays of faith hit the news and provided her another convenient opportunity to hitchhike on the fame of another. We know how she hasn't met a microphone, camera or spotlight she can ignore and the less she has to contribute to any endeavor the better she likes it.

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  91. Anonymous9:23 PM

    anon @ 4:52

    Does this EXODUS realize how similar she sounds to the dreaded Occupy movements?

    "we stand for righteous TURMOIL, righteous UPHEAVAL, righteous CHAOS, righteous AGITATION

    we will not sit down
    we will not shut up

    we are DISSATISFIED in the EXTREME"


    And is this is the one that ends each comment with high five! and *___* ?

    (snicker)

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  92. Hi Gator Fan @6:12!

    I remember hearing about Tbow years ago. I believe his family actually Created an organization that built houses in impoverished nations...Peace Corps type of stuff.

    And they would spend his summers as a kid trying to help others who were less fortunate.

    So, yeah. He's not a phony.

    {I wasn't a fan of his "Mommy n me" Anti-abortion commercial they tried to play during the SuperBowl, but they are entitled to their opinions}.

    But I believe you are correct,

    He can't control who likes him or not. None of us can.

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  93. Anonymous9:30 PM

    @7:36 PM

    You need to get a dictionary. $arah Palin is not humble, and she lacks humility. She is one of the meanest, most arrogant assholes I have ever seen.

    If $arah Palin is humble, than why did she say that she could beat Barack Obama if she ran against him? Why did she believe she was the "real" victim after the Arizona shootings? Why do she and her family always accuse her critics of being jealous of her? Why does she only believe people like her are "real Americans?" Why does she always make everything about her? Why does she always blame everyone else for her own failures? And, why does she never do anything other than tear other people down?

    Palin is just as suckish as all the other GOP candidates. She isn't running because she isn't up to the job, and can't handle the scrutiny. And, I don't know who you are talking about, but most Americans, including the majority of the republican party DO NOT want $arah Palin to run for president.

    $arah Palin is a terrible media whore. She's a media whore who quit her job, so that she could become a full-time media whore, and sell books, go on irrational tirades on Fake News, appear in crappy "reality" t.v. shows, and have the stupid media chase after her bus while she pretended that she was going to run for president.

    People don't like $arah Palin, and we don't want that psycho anywhere near the White House, either.

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  94. Anonymous9:59 PM

    God does not watch football, basketball, baseball, hockey games, awards shows, or politicians. It was be a major job just to handicap each race, check the results with Nate Silver, takes some polls and check the odds. No, God does not take sides. That means that for all of his grandstanding, Tebow has to depend on the same thing that we all do, our own ability.

    When I was a teacher, I saw some strange marks on test papers. Another teacher explained to me that the student was invoking the protection of Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Sometimes, the prayers took a certain amount of time to write on their test paper-- time that they could have spent answering another question. I gave quizzes and tests on a regular basis, and I know that God was too busy to see how those special students were doing.

    With all of that being said, there is one exception to my rule of "God doesn't take sides." On election day, 2008, Sarah Palin said, "God wouldn't let the wrong side win." He didn't.

    The moral of the story is that God does not take sides, except in cases of an extreme emergency. Even then, there are terrible disasters, floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, famine, sickness. God cannot solve every problem. In the world wide order of things, there are much more important things for God to work on than a football game.

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  95. WakeUpAmerica10:28 PM

    Gina,
    "Social intercourse" in that context probably means "social interaction" or "conversation." We tend to think of "intercourse" in strictly sexual contexts, but it does have other meanings. Still, the whole message is weird.

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  96. Anonymous10:34 PM

    Anonymous said...
    After she got booed dropping the puck for the Flyers opener in 2008, they lost 6 straight.
    5:19 PM

    ********************************************************

    that and i believe one of Philly's star players caught his skate on the piece of carpet they laid out on the ice for the lazy skank fraud quitter to stand on and blew out one of his knees...

    fuk off, eh $carah, you white trash fraud

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  97. Anonymous11:48 PM

    anon @5:57

    you and me both, i'm over it

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  98. Heidi32:23 AM

    Gryphen, I must say that the caliber of comments on this post, especially towards the end, are excellent. You had asked that the bar be raised, and your commenters proved worthy of the task.

    There's no doubt that we have Sarah Palin pegged as the dangerous charlatan that she is; we know every last detail about her illegal deeds and immoral hoaxes, and can readily provide refuting links and quotes when so-called 'trolls' show up. I have high hopes for the comment section in your blog in 2012. I do, however, wish there was a way to respond directly to a comment instead of having to scroll up to reference a previous opinion.

    Three+ years into reading IM several times/day, thank you for what you're doing here. Please continue to expose the most vile person I've ever seen in my 58 years on Earth: the evil Sarah Palin. Dare I say, the mouthpiece of Satan himself. Keep up the pressure, and this registered Republican for nearly 40 years (me) will be most appreciative.

    O/T - Yeah, I venture to the Pee Pond every day. As others have said, "Exodus" is a basket case (and so is her husband), writing from New Zealand. She refers to hubby as a "Texan American". She's not Sarah Palin, but I think she's adoped such as her alter ego. I almost feel sorry for Exodus, because she's worked so hard for the "vote rogue" campaign, but the fact remains that her spirit will ultimately be crushed. One by one, you can watch it happen: Zeigler, Tammy Bruce, et al. They even hate 'Faux News' and now are leery of Bannon, the maker of the 'Undefeated' POS.

    This will be an incredible year - as a former Repub, I can't wait to see President Obama kick some ass for four more years!

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  99. Anonymous9:38 AM

    GinaM, social intercourse is discussion. Not group sex.

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  100. Anonymous3:25 PM

    That photo of Palin for this section is NOT the way she looks today. God, has she aged in a short three-year period. The stress is obviously getting to her. She's one evil person (cannot even refer to her as a lady!). Hell is awaiting her!

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  101. Anonymous8:30 PM

    Just when I thought about giving money to support your blog, you prove yourself to be a total fucking asshole. Lay off Tebow. While you're spending your time ridiculing people's religious beliefs, Tebow is spending his time and money helping children (You know, those poor unfortunates you pretend to care about. How about a donation from you to the Tebow Foundation?) Here's the link:

    http://www.timtebowfoundation.org/

    Oh. And since you weren't really paying close attention (being obsessed with Palin the way you are), Rick Perry was the first to curse Tebow with his comparison of himself to Tebow ("Everybody said Tim Tebow couldn't make it in the NFL. I could be the Tim Tebow of this race.") I knew then that Timmy was cursed.

    I read the comments on this blog, and I completely understand how the religious right is getting traction on their accusation that there is a war on Christianity. These commenters/people aren't smart or inciteful, they are just hateful. I may not be a Christian, but I know a good person when I see one. And I'm not going to discount their charity, good character, or good works just because they are open and public about their Christian faith. Tim Tebow is a genuine person and a genuinely good person. You could learn a thing or two from his example.

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