Courtesy of the political Albatross's Facebook page:
Friends, there are important primaries across the country tomorrow (Okay obviously this was posted late yesterday.) with many good grassroots conservatives running against Washington insiders, and they need our help! In two states in particular, please help us send conservative fighters Chris McDaniel from Mississippi and T.W. Shannon from Oklahoma to the U.S. Senate. America's future depends on good leaders like Chris and T.W. who will fight for what is best about America!
- Sarah Palin
Now there are a number of interesting primaries taking place today, but let's focus on these two since Palin has put her cottage cheese ass on the line again.
As of now it appears that T.W. Shannon is not exactly setting Oklahoma on fire with his campaign, and is currently trailing James Lankford by several points.
However Oklahoma is another state that mandates a runoff if no candidate can reach 50% so it is somewhat likely that this will not be over until later in the summer.
Speaking of runoff elections, currently the race in Mississippi is a toss up between Palin favorite Chris McDaniel and Thad Cochran.
Thad Cochran has even appealed to support from the African American demographic in Mississippi to help him against the more radical Tea Party favorite.
In response, conservative organizations are organizing groups of poll watchers to intimidate the black voters in a state where Jim Crow laws and lynchings are still burned into the memories of the African American community.
So the question is will these tactics intimidate black voters into staying home? Or will they anger them into turning out in droves?
To sum up, it looks like Palin may, or may not, get at least one victory in Mississippi, and the race in Oklahoma will likely go into extra innings.
It is hard to put either of these into the winners column for Palin, so her endorsement scoreboard still records far more misses than it does hits.
But hey, who needs to be good at political prognostication when you have that amazing Rainbow Bay Lodge money to fall back on.
You know what I found interesting in SP's FB Rainbow Bay Lodge ad? She is talking about the "indescribably delicious" halibut!
ReplyDeletePlease, correct me if I am wrong, but halibut are indeed deliciously fatty overgrown pelagic/salt water flounders, and that lodge is advertised as being on a lake (i.e. fresh water?). Unless there is an unstated option to fly guests out to saltwater fishing at additional costs, the writer of this piece of advertising is highly deceptive...oh never mind... it's SP's FB page. As I said, please correct me, if I am wrong.
Wikipedia: Halibut is a flatfish, genus Hippoglossus, from the family of the right-eye flounders (Pleuronectidae). Other flatfish are also called halibut. The name is derived from haly (holy) and butt (flat fish), for its popularity on Catholic holy days.[1] Halibut are demersal fish which live in the North Pacific and the North Atlantic oceans. They are highly regarded food fish.
DeleteNorth Pacific and North Atlantic are OCEANS.
LOL!
DeleteSarah is so busted.
Is this the same place?
Delete"Rainbow Bay Resort is located only 15 miles from the Halibut rich waters of Lower Cook Inlet of the North Pacific where we offer our fisherman the opportunity to fish salt water for this great eating fish. "
"We also own and operate our own 56' halibut vessel that is perfectly suited for daily as well as overnight stays. If you desire to bring home some nice halibut filets this is something that cannot be missed."
http://www.worldwidefishing.com/alaska/b1939/index.html?id=616
I wonder how much the lodge charges to filet your fish (halibut, salmon, any and all of them) pack them and ship them back home for you. If the tab is $1,000. a day just for the basics, shipping & handling will be extra.
DeleteA handjob for your halibut is indescribably handy, as far as happy endings go. Price is on menu. Customary tip of 20-40% is extra.
DeleteThe name is derived from haly (holy) and butt (flat fish), for its popularity on Catholic holy days.
DeleteAs a young Catholic child in the 50s I was sure that this and all fish were sent to make me personally suffer for my sins. Yuck.
- the nation's only? seafood hater
What's the ruling? Can you catch halibutt at Rainbow Club?
DeleteOT but Cochran won. Like to think it was Democrats that read IM that did it for him. Fuck SP.
Delete@349-
DeleteThere's no end to the things you can "catch" at rainbow bay.
Have your pharmacist ready!
NO apostrophe on loser’s.
ReplyDeleteThanks, got it.
DeleteThe New York Times has a story on the Mississippi race, reporting, among other facts, your same account of the Tea Party jackals going into traditionally black polling areas to "poll watch" (read: intimidate). The Department of Justice has been notified.
ReplyDeleteIt's definitely a battle between the Old Guard, including John McCain, supporting Cochran, and the Tea Baggers, including the harridan that McCain elevated to the national stage, the one and only (we hope) Sarah Palin.
The winner, either way, will be the Democratic Party.
I hope you're right, about the Democratic Party being the winner. McDaniel scares the sh#t out of me.
DeleteCochran won. F$&K SP.
DeleteGryphen, go back to the headline of this article and remove the apostrophe from
ReplyDeleteloser's
Use an apostrophe to indicate the a contraction -- you used it properly in
it's primary day again
or to indicate possessive case. Do not use it to indicate plural.
Yes, I realize that. I think it was simply a slip of the keyboard.
DeleteBut thanks for the correction.
The Grammar Police are always happy to help.
DeleteHey, Grammar Police, if you have any spare time, would you go knock on the troll's door and volunteer your services? Assistance in grammar, spelling, punctuation, and logic would be a great public service.
DeleteI'm sure the Grammar Police would love to educate the troll, but pushing a boulder up a hill (a la Sisyphus) would be more productive.
Delete"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - supposedly said by Albert Einstein. After all, this is the troll we're talking about. No amount of assistance has helped to date.
O/T but Lookout Florida, it just got a whole lot more dangerous to live there.
ReplyDeleteStand Your Ground Just Became Even Broader In Florida
The National Rifle Association-backed bill extends Stand Your Ground-like protections to those who point a gun at an attacker or fire a gun as a self-defense threat or warning, expanding the scope of the discretion judges and juries retain to exempt shooters from criminal charges for gun violence.
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/06/24/3452331/stand-your-ground-just-became-even-broader-in-florida/
More dangerous to visit there as well. I'd love to see this take a bite out of tourism. I'm not going, for one.
DeleteDon't confuse Sarah Palin with facts and common sense. If Sarah Palin says that you can fish for Saltwater Halibut in a freshwater lake, we should believe her. We all know that Sarah researches her information before posting. BWAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDelete"We also utilize our 55 ‘ sport fisher on the western side of Cook Inlet for day and overnight Halibut & Salmon trips."
Deletehttp://www.rbrlodge.com/
"We fish for Halibut on the west side of Cook Inlet and around the Kodiak Island Archipeligo in 20 to 60 ft. of water as opposed to 200 to 300 ft. of water."
http://www.rbrlodge.com/species_seasons.html
I'm going to pretend that you're a Palin fan who is trying to make IM commenters/Palin-critics look stupid.
10:46, I very much doubt whether Palin knows the difference between Lake Iliamna and Cook Inlet. After all, she thinks "Africa" is a country. Speaking just for myself, I wouldn't think to travel to Rainbow Lodge to fish for halibut. But then, I'd be afraid to travel to Rainbow Lodge to fish for anything. :-)
DeleteLiz, I'd be afraid of catching crabs.
DeleteI wonder if the beds at Rainbow Lodge have bed bugs? Certainly would want to check them out before crawling into any of them. Especially if the Toad has been in any of them!
Delete10:46 Assuming makes yourself look stupid.
DeleteLOL, 12:13!
DeleteHe's back!
ReplyDeleteLawrence O’Donnell returned to his MSNBC show The Last Word last night
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/lawrence-odonnell-returns-to-msnbc-show-with-emotional-monologue/
I don't want Sarah's endorsed candidates to win because that would make her look good. But on the other hand, Sarah's Tea Party candidates are so far to the right that if they do win, that makes it easier for the Democrats running against them. Think of Sharon Angle and Christine O'Donnell. Harry Reid would have had a much tougher race against a good Republican candidate instead of Sharon. Mixed feelings here. Let Sarah gloat now so the Democrats can win in the fall.
ReplyDeleteAs Gryphen said, Sarah's a political albatross. She's also a political ANCHOR for any candidate. And a smelly one at that
DeleteWhat about Dan Bongino (MD) who is expected to win his primary and has a decent shot at winning in Nov.? Did she forget she endorsed him or that today is MD primary day? Did she find out he's friends with her disgraced Secret Service protector, David Chaney?
ReplyDeleteI swear that dumbazz bitch looks for the slimiest people there are to put her name behind. Even more mind-boggling that she has any kind of following.
ReplyDeleteIt is the most abused following on the planet.
DeleteNo one on the planet is more abused and slandered than Sarah. Bunch of jealous losers here there everywhere.
Delete12:01 The Palin Obsessed Troll has spoken. Surely everyone is impressed, what is there not to like about
DeletePrincess Trollie? We await her multiple fake names daily. Loser, BWAHAHAHAHA.
@12:01 PM So you admit that you Troll here there and everywhere? When did the truth become slander? No one is as abused as Sarah's offspring and her grandkids.
DeleteEverything Sarah Palin gets today (as to negative commentary) she brought on herself!
DeleteWe found out about all of her lies and learned what a fraud she really is.....a horrible wife, had affairs, a horrible mother, a quitter, doesn't like to work, a woman who has built her kids up to be something none of them are and on and on. She's a friggin' mental mess!
12:01 PM
DeleteThe abuse happened in her formative years long before she was even an adolescent. It is why she is a shameless 'soulless' caricature of a human today. Which Palin are you?
12:01 Confused??? Palin slanders and abuses others for a living and has for years. All she has done since McCain lost is attack the President at every turn. She waits until he makes a decision about anything and then rags he should have done the opposite or he's lazy, or he's shuckin' & jivin', or he doesn't know world affairs cause he's 'only' a community organizer and on and on.
DeleteWe're sick of her crap and refuse to let her rag and rant without response. It's bad enough that there are enough stupid people out there who actually choose to believe her shit but letting her spew with impunity just ain't gonna happen.
Sorry that you are unfortunate enough to be in her family or friend circle but it's a choice you made so suck it up buttercup and enjoy your life as a hatriot. Palin is mental. She needs help and needs to quit spewing hatred. We have enough problems to solve without having to put up with a paid rabble rouser inciting the stupid.
Doesn't take an astrophysicist to know that, when she was not allowed at the '12 RNC, she had been given her walking papers. No "elite" for you, Esther. Boy would have I would have loved to be the fly on THAT wall when she was told.
Delete"No one puts BABY in a corner." Isn't that right, $arah dear? Tea Party it was, and the TRUE her exposed for all to see. All of her own doing and she has no one to blame but herself.
12:01
Deletebefore you go spouting more of the same bullshit why don't you do a google search of "clinton scandals" and see exactly how many witch hunts there were about hillary-murder, theft, scams,etc.
oh and check out the things said about her very young daughter chelsea while the clintons were in the whitehouse.
and if that is not enough for you-check out faux scandals about president obama while you are searching.
adultery, bath house/gay relationships, murder, black panthers, kenyon born/fake birth certificate, manchurian candidate, reverend wright, etc etc
do not come here crying victim over an idiot who brings a pox down upon her own house.
feck off and go cry a river
$arah don't need no stinkin' facts!
ReplyDeleteFor the love of Mike, little troll, please, please, refer to a dictionary for the definitions of "slander" and "libel" and use the words correctly.
ReplyDeleteI feel for you every time you display your immaturity when you use them inaccurately.
I guess that the troll just types away without reading any of the comments or responses. It's too bad. The troll might learn something. But I think that the troll's job is just to left droppings scattered around, the way that pigeons poop all over the place.
DeleteDo you think that the troll is the crazy person from Florida or one of the Palin kids earning some consultant's pay?
DeleteChecked out Rainbow Bay's website- (surprise, surprise)- grammatical errors (like "setting" (sic) down to dinner) and a view of a guest room where you can lie in bed and view the bathroom sink! Is the toilet also in the same room? However, the guests look happy and the place appears very clean and new. It will be interesting if Todd succeeds in this venture or if Sarah will screw it up for him somehow.
ReplyDeleteMust be the co-owners from Tennessee writing the copy. They use setting for sitting all the time down here.
DeleteThat photo of Palin makes me laugh every time I see it. It should be circulated throughout the USA. She keeps using her younger photos...she truly needs to update photos or we can do it for her.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't look like she use to and will not attract the boys as once she did back in the day! Poor thing! The evilness has overcome her body!
Just a question, isn't paid sport halibut fishing under a system like limited entry? IE a permit for the boat, a quota, and a separate permit for any guide?
ReplyDeleteYes, there are rules in Alaska now that limit the amount of fish that can be caught. Halibut was at one last year! Some rivers cannot even be fished for certain type salmon.
DeleteI have four: That one, the donkey bray, the shar pei imitation, and Fox news Dolly.
ReplyDeleteOoops.....reply to 12:45 PM.
DeleteLook at Payme's facebook post on the Christian woman in Sudan. The Pee Ponders noticed that Palin was wrong when she gave a reason for the rearrest.
ReplyDeleteMy high school daughter thinks we're altering the palin photos--she say's no way does palin look like the photo above, and can't believe the "transformation" or that palin really looks like that. I mean, look at that chick-fil-a photo.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell was she thinking dressing like that in public. She looks like she's a druggie clown.
Does she ever look at her pictures? Does she know what she looks like. Does she see what we see.
Yep, she and everyone uses old old pics of the old woman. Look at that one awhile ago with her beige short sleeve coat and old old old lady bun or whatever kind of hair that is. She is Sally!
ReplyDeleteSarah needs attention and cash to fund her meth/alcohol binges. Everything else is secondary. We might never know all the reasons for her self-hatred, but she's given us several clues about some of the scripts that run repeatedly through her tortured mind, day after day. Her many failures are self-induced, although her nature is to go into a rage and spew her venom and then blame others. She's sick and self-deluded.
ReplyDeleteI was reading that the Attorney General in Mississippi and the Secretary of State have said that it is illegal for out of state poll watchers to barge in on the state and try to observe the elections. They let it be known that are not going to let anyone from out of state dictate this election. Should be interesting. I am definitely staying up for Rachel and Lawrence tonight. This could get quite interesting.
ReplyDeletewasilla is in the house..haha.
ReplyDeleteT.W. Shannon declared the LOSER, Chris McDaniel is LOSING.
ReplyDeleteThe Sarah Palin curse is working again. Future candidates will be Running away from a Palin endorsement. BWAHAHAHAHA.
Yeah!!!!!
Deletetw shannon lost!!!!!! another one down...........go cochran!
ReplyDeletefeels surreal to be rooting for old time firmly entrenched repub but desperate times/desperate measures:)
Hurray....just saw on Rachel that TW Shannon has LOST
ReplyDeleteHer entire channel is fantastic. Well worth bookmarking!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link!
Palin's candidate TW Shannon lost in Oklahoma , Lankford got over 50% so there will not be a run off.
ReplyDeleteImagine, for a second, Tina Fey on SNL. How would she ever get fugly enough to convincingly play Sarah Palin?
ReplyDeleteTo me, any candidate that Sarah picks and wins is hurting the GOP MORE than it's hurting the Democratic Party. She's become the brunette bulemic version of "The Long Island Medium".
Sorry, but this is bullshit.
ReplyDeleteChris McDaniel LOST!!! 2 down, what is Sarah Palin going to do
ReplyDeleteabout her Losing endorsements??? Rainbow Lodge has the Palin curse now. BWAHAHAHAHA.
Well, McDaniel can go back to his roots: KKK.
ReplyDeleteAP/ CNN / Politico declare Cochran the winner.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/24/chris-mcdaniel-thad-cochran_n_5526193.html
ReplyDeleteCochran beat out McDaniel...
Elsie
Look at the way the woman is dressed in the platform with TW. I'm shocked he asked for her help. She looks like a chepo while campaigning, and like a drunk who just got out of bed on her FB, & most pictures.
ReplyDeleteShe can't even write or speak properly. No wonder they're losing left and right. What do you expect. Voters probably think her endorsees are just like her--ignorant, uneducated and a druggie.
If she's anything like her husband was as president, that statement is pretty accurate. Who do you think signed DOMA? Hint: it wasn't George Bush.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, the gig is up Sarah, why would we vote for people who think like you and act like you. Your are a national embarrassment . Just look at your photos and the shit you push while grifting & living for free.
ReplyDeleteTW lost also, Sawah is 2 for 2 in the loser column for these two endorsements. The Palin curse is indeed alive & well.
ReplyDeleteYou're right Anonymous7:45 PM, did you see the see-through shirt she wore for McDaniel's as well? Talk about slutty and at her age!
ReplyDeleteDidn't Palin endorse Tancredo in the past? Well, he lost big time in Colorado.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin's endorsements is her way of saying look at me, I want to be relevant. Don't ignore me.
ReplyDeleteWhat a sick fuck
ReplyDeleteShannon lost 57% to 34%. McDaniel lost by over 6,400 votes, but won't concede. Says "we have to make sure only legitimate republicans voted in this election". (Meaning: none of those black people)
ReplyDeleteTrue. McDaniel lost, but won't concede. Obama won the election--twice--and they've never conceded. They're like a bunch of spoiled little children who say they're going to hold their breaths until they turn blue.
Delete(Please, Michelle, publicly announce that breathing is good for you!)
Sarah is one sick fuck
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