I just received
this article from November 3, 2008 in an e-mail from one of my frequent visitors.
True Story. A friend of mine just returned from a weekend in Pittsburgh where she apparently checked into the same Marriott hotel room where Sarah Palin had just checked out. Housekeeping had not yet cleaned the room and so aside from an unmade bed, an empty can of Coke and a towel strewn bathroom, my friend made a surprising discovery – a discarded pair of black Spanx in the garbage.
“Seriously…you found Sarah’s Spanx in the trash?” I asked my friend. “Did you take them? You could’ve auctioned them on Ebay! What size was she?”
My friend – who does not want to be outted on Spanxgate – has been kicking herself that she didn’t snag the slimming control top and auction it online. She realizes she could have given the money to the Obama campaign or better yet, to charities that support women who can’t afford Spanx. No doubt, Sarah’s undergarments cold have fetched some serious cash from everyone from an apolitical panty fetishist to a rabid Right Winger. And the media would have gone berserk.
You can imagine the tawdry headlines: “Sarah Palin Trashes Taxpayer Paid Spanx in Pittsburgh Hotel Room” or the inevitable “Sarah Gets Spanked in Pittsburgh!”
Aha! Well if we use the same method that the pro-Palin people did to discredit the
Vanity Fair piece (you know
pointing out one inaccuracy to invalidate the entire article) to prove its accuracy, then I guess the article linked above PROVES that Michael Gross was completely accurate in ALL of his reporting.
Of course it does no such thing, and it would be ridiculous to suggest that it did.
Personally I know it is accurate because it almost exactly reflects the same things that I have been hearing for the last two years. And regardless of what so called "liberals" like Shushanna Walshe (Who seems to spend as much time pimping her own book as trashing the Vanity Fair piece on
Twitter) say about the accuracy of the reporting, I believe that Mr. Gross did exactly what the rest of the MSM should have been doing all along, and that is exposing the fact that virtually EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT SARAH PALIN IS A LIE.
I want you to pay very close attention to how the people behind Sarah Palin managed to get media types loosely identified as liberals (who are worried about having THEIR careers damaged by an article that demonstrates that the depth of their research was only ankle deep), to come out and attack this Vanity Fair article. Because boys and girls that is EXACTLY the same tactic that will be used to discredit the books that are right now being written by authors
Geoffrey Dunn and Joe McGinniss.
This type of discrediting maneuver will be the new template, and you will see it used time and time again. The new test of integrity and guts will be to see who stands with these brave journalists and authors and who throws them under the bus.
(H/T to herkimer.)