As a matter of fact, according to the Globe, the Wasilla Ice Queen has recently had a MAJOR meltdown.
You know I always take what the tabloids say with a grain of salt, but this one definitely has the ring of truth to it. I have very little doubt that the Grizzled Mama has dealt a great deal of stress these last few weeks, and from what certain sources have told me in the past about how she handles bad news this sounds quite believable.
Add to that the increased stress which certainly must result from learning that the world now knows that Todd likes his rubdowns to include happy endings, and you have a perfect storm of bad news which could easily result in a complete nervous breakdown.
What better time to head off for a relaxing vacation in sunny Australia? After all how could anything possibly go wrong while relaxing on the white sand beaches and hanging out with the friendly laid back blokes from the land down under?
Under Australian law, inciting violence is a serious crime: an offense which could even trigger the prosecution of members of the US political class and mainstream media who called for the assassination of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, according to his attorney."Our main concern is really the possible extradition to the US," he said. "We've been troubled by the sort of rhetoric that has come out of various commentators and principally Republican politicians — Sarah Palin and the like — saying Mr. Assange should be executed, assassinated."
Stary added: "Certainly if Sarah Palin or any of those other politicians come to Australia, for whatever purpose, then we can initiate a private prosecution, and that's what we intend to do."
Oh.
So I guess Palin might consider crossing "visiting Australia" off of her bucket list. You know, for the time being at least.
Well what can I say? Once you have attracted the incredible amount of bad karma that Sarah Palin has, there really is no good place to hide.






