Right Wing hack attempts to portray Bristol Palin as Chelsea Clinton's intellectual superior. No, seriously.

Bristol Palin seems so much smarter than her horse-faced counterpart Chelsea Clinton pic.twitter.com/2syucbz4e5

— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) January 13, 2018

Let me remind you that this is a Twitter account owned by a man who tries to portray himself as a highly intelligent person.

However that is "highly intelligent" by conservative standards, so we are talking about an IQ in the mid to low 80's I would assume.

D'Souza is of course most famous for writing fact free books attacking the Clintons and President Obama, and for being an ex-con who served time after being convicted for violating federal election campaign laws in New York.

As for his suggestion that the skin school graduate is smarter than a woman who earned her undergraduate degree from Stanford University, and her master's degree from Oxford University, well that's actually too ridiculous to even address. (Oops sorry, Chelsea has a doctorate from Oxford. My bad.)

D'Souza does not care for facts, but if he did he might learn that any public remarks attributed to Bristol Palin, that are not sent in an angry text to one of her exes, is most definitely written FOR her by one of Sarah Palin's paid ghostwriters, who were hired to try and make Bristol appear intelligent.

Unfortunately that failed miserably after Bristol Palin decided to go all Wasilla-billy on some poor bastard during his birthday party in Anchorage back in 2014.

I am trying to remember that time Chelsea Clinton drunkenly attacked a man at his own birthday party,

Anybody remember that?

As for that attack on Chelsea's appearance, well this is picture of Dinesh D'Souza.

Nuff said.

According to Dinesh D’Souza Democrats are bad. Very, very bad.

Seriously, what in the hell was that?

Here is how D'Souza describes this movie on a Right Wing website that you should never ever visit: 

“The movie begins with ‘Stealing America,’ with my trial and confinement, and then it moves into ‘Hillary’s America,'” he said. “In the rest of the movie, I am out of confinement; I’m going in search of the story to uncover the secret history the Democratic Party wants to hide from voters.” 

The trailer contains dramatic scenes exposing the role of the Democratic Party in supporting slavery prior to the start of the Civil War, lynching during Reconstruction and racial segregation through much of the 20th century. 

D’Souza pointed out that the recent controversy whipped up by former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke’s endorsement of Donald Trump, shows the determination the modern Democratic Party has to pin a charge of racism on the modern GOP. 

“The Democrats try to bury their past,” D’Souza said. “But when forced to admit their true roots, the Democrats pretend as if the modern Democratic Party switched and became the good guys, while the modern GOP became the bad guys. My new movie explodes this switcheroo myth.” 

“Hillary’s America,” he said, shows the Democrats never switched. 

That's right it is not Donald Trump and the GOP that is racist, it's those damn tricky Democrats, with their social programs, work to improve the economy, and nominating of a black man to run for President.

The bastards!

Here is what Wonkette had to say about this "revelation": 

BREAKING NEWS, EVERYONE. Back during “history,” the Democrats really sucked. Although it is making us cry the sad tears to admit that, we must do so, because Wonkette strives daily to achieve Dinesh D’Souza’s journalism standards. 

Of course sometime around the passage of the Civil Rights Act, the Democrats and the Republicans switched places! The racist Democrats became the racist Republicans they are today, and yadda yadda yadda, anyone who is not a complete shit-swilling moron knows this.

Somehow we are guessing that part of “history” didn’t make it into Dinesh’s new “movie,” though. It’s probably on the cutting room floor somewhere, or maybe Dinesh destroyed it with one of the shivs he made out of a tampon applicator and a toothbrush, we don’t know. 

Funny. But also very true.

The Democratic party before the Civil Rights Movement is really NOT the Democratic party that we see today, And failing to recognize that, or rather REFUSING to recognize that, more or less undermines your entire attack against them, and against their nominee in 2016.

I imagine the ONLY audience for this movie are those on the Right Wing who are constantly seeking nourishment for their Hillary hate, and of course some of the younger folks who have been brainwashed into thinking that Hillary is the devil herself so that they would support her challenger in the primary.

Vanity Fair brings you a day in the life of convicted criminal Dinesh D'Souza. And it is even more pathetic than you imagine.

"The conservative accepts that the world is a dangerous place. I’d rather pull the bandwagon than sit in the bandwagon, and I think that’s probably what distinguishes me from a lot of other people."

Well that and being an unbelievable douche-bag. 

Here's Wonkette's take: 

See Dinesh walk the mean streets of L.A. with nothing but a latte and a camera crew for protection! Watch Dinesh shave! Observe as he ties his shoes! See him flash gang signs while dressed up as a fashion magazine’s version of a cholo!

Damn there is so much to mock here I quite literally do not know where to begin.

Everything about this video screams "I am a pathetic pretentious loser, pity me." While at the same time trying to convince us that he plays an important role in the fight against liberals and their agenda.

Personally I am torn as to what is more pathetic, watching him being dressed as an extra in "The Wire" or watching him shave around where his chin should be.

Dinesh D'Souza tweets something racist about the President and then bitches about being called a racist.

YOU CAN TAKE THE BOY OUT OF THE GHETTO...Watch this vulgar man show his stuff, while America cowers in embarrassment pic.twitter.com/C9yLG4QoOK
— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) February 18, 2015

After D'Souza sent the above tweet he received some blowback on Twitter.

Of course this just allowed D'Souza to play his indignation card.

I know Obama wasn't actually raised in a ghetto--I'm using the term metaphorically, to suggest his unpresidential conduct
— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) February 18, 2015

Well of course that's what he meant. Which is why he suggested that George W. Bush was a boy taken out of a ghetto as well. Oh that's right he never said that.

So now D'Souza feels the need to educate his detractors.

TRANSLATING FOR OBAMA GROUPIES: A guy without class doesn't become a classy guy, even when he's in the White House
— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) February 18, 2015

You know it is laughable that a Republican who gave George W. Bush a free pass would suggest that President Obama lacks class.

Perhaps D'Souza characterizes class as losing his job at King's College for cheating on his wife.

Or perhaps he thinks that it is classy to be convicted for illegal campaign contributions.

Or just perhaps D'Souza's idea of class is making a movie about President Obama that was so full of lies and misinformation that it got laughed out of movie theaters.

No I think I would gladly take the President's version of class over this smarmy little weasel's any day of the week.

Felon Dinesh D'Souza compares his conviction for violating campaign finance laws to the persecution of Martin Luther King Jr. by J. Edgar Hoover. On MLK day yet!

AN INTERESTING PARALLEL: MLK was targeted by J. Edgar Hoover, an unsavory character; I was targeted by the equally unsavory B. Hussein Obama
— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) January 19, 2015

Holy crap! Just when I thought this guy could not be more of a douchenozzle.

I cannot even begin to fathom the kind of arrogance it takes to compare yourself to Martin Luther King Jr. on the day that we celebrate his memory. 

But then again I am not some weaselly pseudo Christian, Right Wing, flim flam man either.

Convicted conservative filmmaker avoids prison. Gee how surprising.

Contestants in worst fake a smile competition.

Courtesy of HuffPo:  

Conservative author and filmmaker Dinesh D'Souza was sentenced on Tuesday to spend eight months in a community confinement center during five years of probation after pleading guilty to a campaign finance law violation. 

The defendant, a frequent critic of President Barack Obama, was sentenced by U.S. District Judge Richard Berman in Manhattan. He was also given a $30,000 fine and ordered to do one day of community service a week during his probation. 

D'Souza, 53, admitted in May to illegally reimbursing two 'straw donors' who donated $10,000 each to the unsuccessful 2012 U.S. Senate campaign in New York of Wendy Long, a Republican he had known since attending Dartmouth College in the early 1980s. 

"It was a crazy idea, it was a bad idea," D'Souza told Berman before being sentenced. "I regret breaking the law."

Yes he regretted breaking the law so much that he tried to blame his conviction on the fact that he was "targeted" by the Obama Justice Department.

POS.

Too bad really, I was kind of looking forward to hearing how D'Souza fared in the general population of a federal prison while surrounded by inmates who may not have taken kindly to the fact that he makes his money attacking the first black President of these United States.

The Feds would like to send conservative filmmaker Dinesh D'Souza to the big house for up to 16 months. Sounds a little light to me.

Courtesy of Raw Story:

The U.S. government wants conservative author and filmmaker Dinesh D’Souza to be sentenced to as much as 16 months in prison, following his guilty plea to a campaign finance law violation. 

In a Wednesday court filing, federal prosecutors rejected defense arguments that D’Souza was “ashamed and contrite” about his crime, had “unequivocally accepted responsibility,” and deserved a sentence of probation with community service. 

D’Souza, 53, admitted in May to illegally reimbursing two “straw donors” who donated $10,000 each to the unsuccessful 2012 U.S. Senate campaign in New York of Wendy Long, a Republican he had known since attending Dartmouth College in the early 1980s. 

The government said a 10- to 16-month prison sentence was appropriate for D’Souza, and necessary to deter others from abusing the election process, including “well-heeled individuals who are tempted to use their money to help other candidates.” 

It also said D’Souza waited to “the last possible moment” prior to trial before admitting guilt, and then went on TV shows and the Internet to complain about being “selectively” targeted for prosecution, and having little choice but to plead guilty. 

“Based on the defendant’s own post-plea statements, the court should reject the defendant’s claims of contrition on the eve of sentencing,” prosecutors led by U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara in Manhattan said in the filing.

Wait, you mean going on Fox News and claiming you are being persecuted by the Federal government is NOT a good idea while also telling a judge that you were wrong and will accept full responsiblity?

Who knew?

Boy that Sarah Palin curse is a doozy, isn't it?

.@SarahPalinUSA WELL, I'VE GOT THE LOOKS AND SHE'S GOT THE BRAINS: 2,000 people coming to hear us in Phoenix today pic.twitter.com/8VhJ3C7d7W
— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) September 4, 2014

Sarah Palin with Dinesh D'Souza, Your creepy ass photo of the day. Update!

It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it #unitedwestand pic.twitter.com/kdcDAJzqkj
— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) September 5, 2014

Ugh.

This is from last night at that United We Stand thingamabob. 

D'Souza looks for all world like a low rent pimp with a stable of aged and STD infected street walkers.

Update: Apparently a favorite theme of Palin's last night, was the President's virility.

Courtesy of Before it's News:  

Obama Impotent, Sarah Palin said last night in a scathing speech at 960 The Patriot’s United We Stand Event. “He pulled out early,” she said likely speaking of leaving Iraq. The former Alaska Governor said she respects the office, but not Obama. Gov. Palin did not mince words as she unloaded a barrage of one-liners against the feckless occupant of the White House. Obama Impotent was clearly the take-away.

You ever wonder why so much of Palin's talk centers around the sexual ability or proclivities of men?

Update 2: This news coverage of last night's appearance by Palin does  not exactly do her any favors.

They talk about her collapsing influence, the empty seats, and the fact that despite a Palin endorsement Arizona GOP candidate for Governor, Doug Ducey, was nowhere to be seen.

Smart guy.

Teabaggers, and a convicted felon, will join Sarah Palin at fundraiser tonight in Arizona. But have no fear kids, now you can be bored to tears for half price.

Courtesy of the Arizona Democratic Party from two weeks ago:

Two weekends ago, Doug Ducey joined several statewide Republican candidates in “palling around” with racist rancher Cliven Bundy at a picnic for the Mohave County Republican Party. Next week, the newly selected Republican gubernatorial nominee will kick off their General Election campaign with Tea-Party favorite Sarah Palin and convicted felon, Dinesh D'Souza. According to an email from the Arizona Republican Party chair, Robert Graham, the new gubernatorial nominee will join D’Souza, Palin at a “United We Stand” event Sept. 4th. 

“For Republican candidates like Doug Ducey to associate with extremists like Cliven Bundy and convicted felons like Dinesh D'Souza, shows that they would rather pander to the extreme base of their party rather than reach out to Independents, reasonable Republicans and Democrats,” said DJ Quinlan, executive director of the Arizona Democratic Party. “Arizona needs a governor who will work with all sides to solve Arizona’s problems. It is becoming clearer that Fred DuVal is the only candidate who fits that description.”

I cannot even begin to imagine what I could do wrong in life to deserve having to sit and listen to Sarah Palin and Dinesh D'Souza lecture me on politics and lie about our President.

Just yesterday D'Souza threw himself on the mercy of the court after pleading guilty to violating campaign finance law, and referred to himself as a "disgraced and humiliated" man.

Of course we already know that Palin is disgraced, which I think explains why the organization is now offering tickets for half price, and by the end of the day will probably be handing them out free in the hopes of at least halfway fill the Grand Canyon University venue.

Update: Here is a picture of Palin and D'Souza looking especially creepy.

Credit to GinaM for the photo.

Dinesh D'Souza, who has been calling President Obama a crook for years, pleads guilty to violating campaign finance law.

Courtesy of Reuters:  

Conservative author and filmmaker Dinesh D'Souza pleaded guilty on Tuesday to a campaign finance law violation, avoiding a trial that had been expected to begin the same day in a Manhattan federal court. 

D'Souza, known for his biting criticism of President Barack Obama, pleaded guilty to one criminal count of making illegal contributions in the names of others. A second count concerning the making of false statements is expected to be dismissed once he is sentenced. 

The plea came four months after Manhattan U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara charged D'Souza with using "straw donors" to give funds in 2012 to Republican Wendy Long's U.S. Senate campaign in New York. Long, who met D'Souza while they were students in the 1980s, lost to Democratic incumbent Kirsten Gillibrand. 

"I knew that causing a campaign contribution to be made in the name of another was wrong and something the law forbids," D'Souza, 53, told U.S. District Judge Berman on Tuesday. "I deeply regret my conduct."

Good, I never liked this guy.

I do kind of wonder what happened, since just last week D'Souza was on Real Time with Bill Maher where he said in response to Maher's question about how he was preparing for prison: "I'm mounting a vigorous defense to make sure that does not happen."

Boy, pleading guilty. That is SOME vigorous defense.

Dinesh D'Souza the guy who tried to slime President Obama with the mockumentary "2016: Obama's America" has been indicted for violating campaign finance laws. Update!

Courtesy of the Hollywood Reporter: 

Conservative filmmaker Dinesh D’Souza, whose documentary 2016: Obama’s America took a critical look at President Barack Obama and was a surprise hit in 2012, will be arrested in New York on Friday for allegedly violating campaign-finance laws, The Hollywood Reporter has learned. 

Federal authorities accuse D’Souza of donating more than is legal to the campaign of Wendy Long, who ran in 2012 for the U.S. Senate seat vacated by Hillary Clinton but lost to now-Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand. Long, though, is not mentioned in an indictment obtained by THR on Thursday.

I don't know how many of you are familiar with D'Souza but he is a hateful Right Wing troll who spends all of his time making shit up about President Obama and Hillary Clinton. 

The garbage that he put into that Obama attack movie was so laughable that I could not believe it when I saw it on the marquee of my favorite movie theater in Anchorage. However I have learned to never underestimate the Right Wing appetite for manufactured "scandals" about our President.

The guy is a scumbag, and I am not even a little surprised to see that he broke the law.

Of course the Right Wing will simply chalk this up as an orchestrated attack on D'Souza by the Left, and that he is a martyr for their cause.

Update: Just in case you are not aware of just how hypocritical this so-called Christian crusader is, check out why he was fired from his job at King's College.

Update 2: Ahh you knew a picture like this had to exist didn't you?