Here are the ten reasons provided courtesy of AATTP:
No. 10: “You can always ignore my advice. The dinosaurs did.”
No. 9: “Because I’ll know if you don’t.”
No. 8: “You have time right now. I know, because I’m standing right behind you.”
No. 7: “It’s taken me a lifetime to earn your respect. You can earn mine by registering to vote.
No. 6: “Because I said so [pounding fists].”
No. 5: “Anyone can throw a punch. It takes a real man or woman to punch a voter registration card.”
No. 4: “Because the other guys don’t want you to. Well, I know who they are.”
No. 3: “The only thing stronger than these? [Holds up his fists] Your vote.”
No. 2: “I get asked for my autograph all the time. Now your government is asking for yours.”
No. 1: “With one hand I can crush coal into a diamond. [Makes crushing motion with one hand.] With yours you can protect your rights.”
aaaand…
No. 11: “Because Chuck Norris can have as many reasons as he wants.”
Chuck Norris and the NRA want gun owners to vote.
You have to know that during the clenched fists portion of this video that old Chuckie's aged knuckles were firing of like a 21 gun salute to irrelevance.
The man is 74 years old for fuck's sake.
He may have been a bad ass in his day, but there are ten year olds that could kick his ass and take his Social Security check these days.
As always after watching Norris act like the toughest guy in the nursing home, I will cleanse my palate by watching the far more talented, and bad ass, Bruce Lee kick his ass.
I have seen that over a hundred times now. Never gets old.
That guy is another one who looks like he needs a bath besides being disgustingly...lame. Lame describes Chuck Norris.
ReplyDeleteOT but get the word out. Another Murder by Police
ReplyDeletePowell Shooting (Cell Phone Camera): http://youtu.be/j-P54MZVxMU via @YouTube
What a loser. Look at the little man's liver spotted hands. He might be related to $carah. Anyway, he looks like a wanna-be and a complete pathetic loser. Only the granny types might listen to him.
ReplyDeleteHe is grossly repellent to me. YucK!!
ReplyDeleteTo me, also too!! Never ever saw the appeal of the guy. Can't act, and is not even remotely good looking. Love the Pharrell hat!!
DeleteFunny, since he's such a right-wing nut; many of his reasons for registering to vote apply to people who would never, ever vote for the people Chuck supports. See the Missouri Republican party chair, who called voter registration areas being set up in Ferguson "disgusting and inappropriate". This, in an area with average 12% turnout for elections.
ReplyDeletelol, I doubt this clown and poopy pants nugent have 6 inches between them...
ReplyDeleteWe Dems have to make sure our voters get out this November. If we get all our families and friends to the polls, we might just do alright.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris and Victoria Jackson would be a perfect match for each other. Both are right wing nut jobs to the point of being mentally ill.
ReplyDeleteBeing mentally ill is a prerequisite...no need to repeat yourself there.
DeleteIs this the 2014 sequel to the 2012 "Empty Chair" monologue? Good G-d! How pathetic can they get? No wonder they need the pig castrater and Palin's Belmonts to liven things up.
ReplyDeleteEven Eastwood's Empty Chair monologue could never match up to his salad days as Dirty Harry (see my comment below).
DeleteWhat? No "Because I'll shoot you if you don't."?
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised he didn't have his back waxed for that early film. Does anyone think that Joe Miller is going for 'the Chuck Norris Look' with that scruffy beard? Chuck Norris must look like an orangatang when he takes his clothes off.
ReplyDeleteAfter that film he did start waxing.
DeleteI wonder what 40 years of waxing results in? Maybe he's not as hairy now as he used to be.
And yes, orangutan would come to mind watching those early Norris films. I think the one with Bruce Lee?
Dear Chuck,
ReplyDeleteGo fuck a bear trap.
Regards,
The Thinking World
Chuck Norris might be a perfect symbol for the Republican Party:
ReplyDeletehe's an asshole,
he's really OLD,
he thinks WAY more of himself than others do,
his answer to just about everything is beating people up.
Yesterday we attended a rally for Democratic candidates in northwest Lower Michigan. Good crowd and lots of energy. Great candidates. Present were Gary Peters who is running for Carl Levin's seat, Jerry Cannon who is running against "Dr. Dan" Benishek (our teabagger Congressman), and other more local candidates. Senator Debbie Stabenow spoke. I hope that anyone casting a ballot for a Democratic candidate in November will vote a "straight Democratic ticket." We need to rid this country of the Koch Brothers "Tea Party" for good. In Michigan the Koch Brothers have poured money into GOP campaigns, partly to foil Rep. Peters' good work against their polluting of the Detroit River (and subsequently the Great Lakes) and parts of southwestern Michigan (also impacting the Great Lakes). This is a battle against the GOP, the Tea Party and the Koch Brothers. Never was a "straight Democratic ticket" more important than this year. Mid-term elections DO MATTER; look what apathy did in 2010. Let's sent Chuck Norris and his gazillionaire pals a real message in November: go away!
ReplyDeleteBeagle mom
Straight Democratic ticket EVERWHERE. Get the lazy do-nothings out of office. Taxpayers have paid them too much already.
DeleteAlso, too the Alaskan found out how really dumb she is once she started campaigning for little johnny Mac.
ReplyDeleteAll you need to know about Chuckles is that he campaigned for that squirrel eating dipshit Mike Huckabee in the last Presidential election. F-Him!
ReplyDeleteOoo, that was fearsome!
ReplyDelete(haw haw haw....NOT!) Laughing at Chuck Norris' tremulo voice attempting to project a tough-guy attitude.
The NRA would have been better off getting 84 year old Clint Eastwood to do his Dirty Harry impression.
There's been a story around the net for the past few days,
ReplyDelete"Neanderthals may have died out earlier...".
Upchuck Norris proves science wrong again, he's still mouth breathing on the planet as his photo proves.