Showing posts with label circus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label circus. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Info Wars now has White House press credentials. Sorry, this is NOT fake news.

Courtesy of Business Insider:

Far-right website InfoWars was granted temporary White House press credentials on Monday. 

Jerome Corsi, the Washington, DC bureau chief for the site that's known for its propagation of conspiracy theories about the September 11 terrorist attacks and the Sandy Hook shooting, tweeted a picture of himself inside the White House press briefing room.

This was only a day pass but Info Wars is applying for a permanent one, and let's face it they will probably get it.

This is how Senator Chris Murphy responded to this news.
Trump feels he is under constant assault from the more fact friendly media, so allowing Info Wars in the room to ask if they have found Hillary Clinton's alien love child in the West Wing yet will undoubtedly be seen as a welcome change.

Besides it's not like there is not a precedent already set: 

A number of right-wing reporters and outlets have attended recent White House press briefings. The Gateway Pundit has frequently dispatched a reporter specifically to troll the White House press corps.

Well if you have a clown living in the White House why not turn the press briefings into a circus? 

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Can't argue with that.

Yep, we got exactly what some of the people in this country voted for, but not the majority.

The question is, did they expect this kind of circus?

And are they even aware that it is happening?

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Sarah Palin not being paid to speak at high school commencement, and "doesn't want a frenzy." Are they sure this is THE Sarah Palin? Update!

Courtesy of the Spokesman -Review:

On April 18, Weyer and school officials had the phone call with Palin’s representative and learned that Palin would be coming to graduation. 

(RHS principal Shawn) Anderson’s priority is to preserve the event as a commencement ceremony – something focused on the students and their families. 

“This isn’t going to be a circus, and this isn’t going to be a political statement,” he said. 

Weyer says that Palin, who is not being paid and is traveling on her own dime, has expressed similar wishes. “She doesn’t want a frenzy,” he said. 

Still, certain frenzylike elements are bound to accompany the appearance of a figure like Palin. Each graduate gets 20 tickets to distribute for the 1 p.m. commencement ceremony on June 1, and then admission to the small gym will be first-come, first-served. There’s room for around 700 people; Anderson expects he’ll be turning people away. 

Weyer said the event is the talk of the 1,000-resident town. 

“Everyone’s asking for tickets,” he said. “Everyone’s very ecstatic.”

"Not going to be a circus?"

Has this guy never seen a circus? THAT is the very definition of a Sarah Palin appearance.

Sometimes she dresses like a clown.

Sometimes she appears as the incredible shrinking woman.

Sometimes she plays the part of the big cat.

Or reminds us of her skill as a sword swallower.

And sometimes she appears as the scary thing that goes bump in the night.

But yes it will ALWAYS be a circus.

And if the simple, somewhat ignorant, folk of Republic think otherwise they are about to experience a rather rude awakening.

If Palin is not being paid to attend this event then she must have another reason for flying there on her own dime, and rest assured it is NOT out of the goodness of her heart.

"This isn't going to be a circus. We don't want a frenzy." Please, these people have NO idea of the forces they have unleashed.

(H/T to Seattle PI)

Update: Well it appears that if this IS going to be a "frenzy" it might prove to be one that nobody bothers to notice.  This from Seattle Weekly:

Still, to a large extent, Palin’s visit has drawn a rather ho-hum reaction from the 1,073 folks who populate this old gold mining town in Ferry County. 

“I haven’t heard much about it all, or anyone really talking about it” says Alice Barnes, bartender at Madonna’s, a bar and grill on Main Street. 

“I don’t think there’s that much going on, other than her going to talk at the school. We’ve been left completely out of the loop of this,” sniffs Jim Milner, director of the town’s chamber of commerce. “We’ve been working on our annual Prospector Days celebration next weekend. That will be a lot bigger deal than this.” 

Palin’s star-power is barely a glimmer these a days. “We’ve had no requests from anyone in the national media,” notes Republic High principal Shawn Anderson, who’s coordinating the event. Indeed, it’s been a long, strange journey for the one-time governor Alaska who John McCain recklessly plucked out of obscurity to jump-start his moribund campaign in 2008.

Yeah well you certainly could not expect Palin to compete with the white knuckle excitement associated with the Prospector Days celebration, now could you?

Well THAT certainly paints a different picture than that first article did. Hmm perhaps Palin will actually get her completely disingenuous wish of being ignored by the media.

Update: Well this is more than a little disturbing;


The closest Tyler Weyer has been to Sarah Palin was dressing as her — red blouse, auburn wig, rimless glasses and all. 

About a month ago, before his classmates, teachers, principal and mother, the 17-year-old senior wobbled on high heels, purchased from the “11 plus” shelf at Value Village in Spokane. He towered over a blonde eighth-grade girl in a pantsuit on the Republic High School stage as they discussed the role of sexism in the 2008 presidential campaign. 

“So please,” implored Tyler to the audience, “Stop photoshopping my head on sexy bikini photos.” 

“Stop saying I have cankles,” the eighth-grader deadpanned. 

Their spoof was a hit, even though everyone knew Tyler would do Sarah Palin. Last year, for the debate team’s annual “Interp Night,” he read the first paragraph of Palin’s book Going Rogue and nailed her distinctive Wasilla accent. He can still recite the opening lines — “It was the Alaska State Fair, August 2008. With the gray Talkeetna Mountains in the distance...” — from memory.

"Cankles?" Now on which site have I consistently read about Palin having cankles? 

Interesting to see that Palin's supporters continue to be these disturbed stalker types with unhealthy fixations and bizarre methods for demonstrating their reverence.

Palin may need more than old "Two Tone Todd" to protect her from THIS group of admirers.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Mitt Romney avoids Ron Paul ambush, but may not be out of the woods yet.

"Oooh, and I was so close."
Courtesy of The Christian Science Monitor:  

The Republican congressman from Texas has doggedly worked his way through the GOP primary/caucus season, unwavering in his conservative-libertarian message, steadily picking up delegates to the August convention as his enthusiastic and loyal supporters turn out in droves to cheer him on. 

But in his last chance to be nominated at the Republican convention in Tampa, Rep. Paul failed. What would have been a highly-visible event at the venue where Mitt Romney (who garnered the necessary 1,144 delegates two months ago) almost certainly will be nominated, will not happen. 

At the GOP state convention in Nebraska on Saturday, Mr. Paul didn’t win enough delegates to be nominated for president. It also means he won’t be able to demand a speaking slot at the convention.

So Ron Paul's subversive attempt to get his name on the ballot goes limp before the money shot, which should inspire a huge sigh of relief from the Romney campaign.  However if Romney thinks it is smooth sailing from here on out, he really does NOT know this new Republican party very well.

This courtesy of Politico:

Romney’s high command and the Republican National Committee are warily eyeing three potential events outside of the actual convention next month that could serve as distractions to thousands of reporters looking for any semblance of news surrounding the official proceedings. 

Paul, the libertarian-leaning GOP congressman from Texas, is planning a “Rally for the Liberty Delegates” across town at the University of South Florida on the Sunday before the convention begins. 

Just down I-75 that same night in Sarasota, Trump is set to receive a Statesman of the Year award from the Sarasota Republican Party at a local party dinner. 

And then there’s Palin, whose PAC earlier this year spent $4,500 to reserve space for an event within walking distance of the Tampa Bay Times Forum, where the convention will be held. 

"I can SEE the convention from my rented space at the plaza. Just wait until Romney rears his head!"

Any of the three could divert attention from what will be a carefully crafted, down-to-the-minute agenda aimed at elevating Romney and hammering President Barack Obama for his stewardship of the economy. But while organizers ultimately have little control over such outside events, they do determine who exactly is and is not allowed a turn before the cameras inside the arena. And on this – mindful of divisive conventions past like 1964 and 1992 — they’re treading lightly. 

Except for the convention four years ago (for obvious reasons) I have not paid much attention to these GOP conventions, but I have to say that THIS one looks to be the potential equivalent of a three ring circus, under surprise attack from an alien invasion, right before a volcano erupts and sends the entire party fleeing into the sea to avoid the molten lava. In other words, I would not miss it for the world! (Note to self: Buy more popcorn!)

However it still looks like the Romney campaign is doing everything they can think of to make damn sure that the pinhead and bearded lady from side show do not get in the way of the main act.

In the case of the more provocative figures in the party, the Trumps and the Palins, organizers are quietly hoping they’ll be satisfied during the week by having access to the various news outlets arrayed in Tampa and believe they can be made to feel important without necessarily getting time on the stage. 

Too bad really, I can hardly think of anything that would be more entertaining than watching the Romney campaign trying to salvage a shred of their dignity while Little Okey-Dokey Annie and Howdy Doody's illegitimate, and overfed, offspring cling to the stage for dear life while GOP officials drag them out of camera range.

Oh well, you can't have everything!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

There has been a RAM sighting! Update!

Somebody sent me a link with pictures of Klondike Kardashian, and her grifting entourage, during their ground invasion of Pella, Iowa.

Here is Palin sporting that famous Wasilly-bumpit whilst getting her caffeine fix.


Here are "hordes" of supporters who turned out to see the Grizzled Mama. (I guess I did not realize how many people living in Iowa had their own sound equipment and video cameras.)


And here is the wind beneath her wings, the Yin to her Yang, and the fire in Palin's belly herself, RAM triumphantly returned from exile!



Well...she doesn't look like she was locked in a cage and kept without food and water or anything. Yep, she definitely had access to food alright.

Well I am just glad she is safe.  Even though she hates me, and thinks I am a pervert, I have to say I was a little worried.

I even had another graphic made up in her honor.


See? Now would I have done that if I did not care? (Or thought it was really, really funny?)

Update: Here is a link that takes you to some video of Palin in Iowa. Check out the 40 second mark for another glimpse of RAM.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Fox News decides to double down on the crazy and gives Sarah Palin her own show. Network straps on skis as search for shark begins. Update!

This from TVNewser:

The first installment of Fox News Channel's "Real American Stories" hosted by Sarah Palin airs this Thursday night at 10pmET, preempting "On the Record with Greta Van Susteren."

The debut episode will include guests ranging from country singer Toby Keith, to rapper and actor LL Cool J, to former GE Chairman and CEO Jack Welch. The first show will also feature a Marine Medal of Honor recipient who gave his live to save his comrades and a profile of a wealthy stock broker who donated much of his fortune to underprivileged students so they can attend college.

The program will re-air Sunday at 9pmET.

Sarah Palin is now hosting TWO shows? Un-fucking-believable.

It has been a while since I read my bible but how could that NOT be a sign of the Apocalypse? 

Why doesn't Fox News simply hire a tightrope walker, a couple of clowns, and a lion tamer and just come out of the closet about their true identity?  Ricky Martin finally did.

And this news comes out as wildlife groups are still reeling at the notion of Sarah Palin hosting a program about Alaska: “Having Palin host a nature program is like having Michael Vick host the 'Dog Whisperer,'” said Brian Vincent, Communications Director with Big Wildlife. “She and the state’s Board of Game served as Alaska’s death panel for countless wild animals. Discovery should pull the plug on Sarah.”

Update:  Oh this is too good!  LL Cool J says he is NOT going to be on Palin's show! And yes this is the REAL LL Cool J.