Men who have had more than 20 female lovers less likely to get prostate cancer. Hang on, I'm counting.

Courtesy of The Independent:  

There’s good news for the Casanovas of the world – sleeping with numerous women could help to protect men from prostate cancer, according to a new study. 

Researchers at the University of Montreal and INRS-Institut Armand-Frappier found that men who had slept with more than 20 women during their lifetime were 28 per cent less likely to develop the disease. 

They were also 19 per cent less likely to develop an aggressive type of cancer, compared to those who had had only one female sexual partner. 

Meanwhile, men who were virgins were almost twice as likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer as those who were sexually experienced.

Well I'm in the clear. In fact I might be okay even if I were triplets.

I knew being a man-whore would pay off someday.

I can just see husband's caught flagrante delicto by their wives using this to their advantage.

"Honey I am not betraying our vows, I am simply fighting cancer."

I wish all cancer fighting was this easy. Sure beats the hell out of avoiding red meat and exercising.

Having turned the Wiccans, the scientists, and the masturbators off to her campaign already, now we see video that will turn the gay community against Christine O'Donnell as well. Personally I believe she turned off just about EVERYBODY with that anti-masturbation stance.

If I may just cut to the chase of Ms. O'Donnell's argument, I believe what she is saying is that if the homosexual community would just stop acting so........freaking gay, then the government would not have to spend so much money fighting a disease that could easily be prevented if everybody would just follow O'Donnell's example and become an uptight, self loathing, crazy ass frigid bitch.

See? Problem solved!

Palin runs to Canada to demand her share of money needed for cancer research.

Former HECFI head Gabe Macaluso, a member of the committee organizing the dinner at Carmen's Banquet Centre, said confirmation of her attendance just came in. More details will be announced today at a noon news conference at Carmen's.

"This is quite the coup," Macaluso said last night. "She's one of the hottest speakers on the Speakers Bureau. The demand is huge."

"Hottest speakers on the Speakers Bureau?" "The demand is huge?" Do these people not read this blog or the American newspapers? If they did they may realize that this so-called in demand speaker is now giving speeches at such high profile venues as Bowling Proprietors' Association of America. Oh yeah she is in demand all right! Let's face it, if the price was right Palin would show up for the opening of a sewage treatment plant.

The former Alaska governor recently joined the Washington Speakers Bureau, which represents former president George W. Bush.

Palin will speak at a fundraiser for the Juravinski Cancer Centre and St. Peter's Hospital. Organizers hope to sell 1,000 tickets at $200 a plate, but raise more via photos with her.

Reports say Palin makes $200,000 a speech. Macaluso couldn't say the exact amount, but said that's "around the ballpark."

What the hell kind of "fundraiser" is this? These poor people have to sell a thousand tickets JUST to cover the cost of Sarah Palin delivering her speech! How much cancer research do you think $200,000 would provide? Is having sister Sarah show up really more important then spending that money on saving lives? What kind of screwed up priorites do these Canadians have?

And speaking of priorities, how can ANY human being ask for money up front before helping to raise money to fight a disease as devastating as cancer? Didn't the man who plucked Palin out of the wilds of Wasilla have skin cancer? I wonder what he would think of his VP pick now if he knew she was skimming her $200,000 from the top of the money raised to fight this horrible disease?

You know Sarah, REAL human beings volunteer their services to help raise money to save lives. Only whores want to get paid for everything that they do.