Showing posts with label marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label marriage. Show all posts

Sunday, April 22, 2018

So apparently Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer are reconciling.

Courtesy of the Daily Mail: 

Bristol Palin and husband Dakota Meyer appear to be giving their marriage another shot. 

The couple, who wed in 2016 and have two daughters together, have seemingly reconciled - just three months after Meyer filed for divorce. 

Palin hinted at the reunion Saturday sharing a sweet family photo of Meyer with their two-year-old daughter Sailor and her nine-year-old son Tripp. 

'Thankful for you,' Palin captioned the photo, adding a heart emoji and tagging her husband in the post. 

Palin also updated her Instagram name to include her husband's last name. 

Shortly after news of her split made headlines the 27-year-old mom-of-three changed her last name from Meyer to Palin on the social media site. 

It now reads Bristol Meyer again. 

Meyer is also hinting at their reconciliation. Earlier Saturday, the ex-Marine posted several videos on his Instagram Story of him hanging out with his daughters and Tripp, who he supposedly wasn't allowed to see during his split from Palin. 

Of course Bristol kept Dakota from seeing Tripp, because using the children to manipulate the men is a long time Palin tradition.

Okay well I held off reporting on this for well over a week, even though people kept pestering me with links, because I was not sure that it would last even long enough for me to write out a post.

But if the Daily Mail is reporting it that is because Bristol wants it reported, since they are her new go to outlet for spreading her propaganda.

So now we can start taking bets on how long THIS will last.

My guess, not very damn long.

Friday, March 16, 2018

The wife of Donald Trump's eldest son files for divorce.

Courtesy of Page Six:  

Vanessa Trump filed for divorce against her husband Donald Trump Jr. late Thursday in Manhattan Supreme Court. 

The president’s daughter-in-law filed for an uncontested proceeding, meaning she’s not expecting a legal battle over custody of the couple’s five children or their assets. 

They were married in 2005.

I would actually not be surprised if all of the Trump's end up in divorce court by the time we get to 2020.

Let's face it all of the idiots that married into this family did so for money.

I mean does anybody think that Eric Trump attracted this woman with his looks, charm, or savoir faire?

Hell no. She saw an easy way to get rich, and she took it.

But now that the Trump brand is so badly damaged, and investors are starting to flee like rats leaving a sinking ship, these women (and Jared), are likely going to start reevaluating their options.

But the divorce that I am most certain about is the one between these two.

There was clearly not much holding them together before the election, and now with the Trump brand in tatters, and the Stormy Daniels' allegations thrown into the mix, I just do not see Melania staying once her contract is up.

I would say that the Evangelicals are about to have a "come to Jesus" moment, but those idiots could not find Jesus if he was standing at the foot of their bed when they woke up in the morning.

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Barack Obama once again showing us how it's done.

Look at that.

No sex scandals, no paid off porn stars, no publicly fighting over child custody.

Just love, pure and simple.

And it is a love which is clearly reciprocated.
Altogether now, "Awww!"

Not only was this a great President, but this is a great love story. 


I think that the next book Barack Obama should write is one about how to keep your marriage strong.

Barack and Michelle at their first and last state dinners.

Because clearly he knows the secret.

Monday, February 12, 2018

Track Palin's trial has been pushed to March 27th.

Courtesy of KTVA: 

Sarah Palin's oldest son is scheduled for trial in a case accusing him of assaulting his father at the family's Alaska home. 

A judge Friday set trial for the week of March 27 for Track Palin after his lawyer said the case would not be ready for a late-February trial as initially set. Palin participated in the proceeding by phone from an undisclosed treatment location. Afterward, the lawyer declined to say what kind of treatment. 

The 28-year-old Palin pleaded not guilty last month to a felony burglary charge in the December incident. He also faces misdemeanor charges of assault and criminal mischief.

I am a few days late in reporting this, mostly because I predicted the trial would be postponed repeatedly and figured all of you did as well. 

In other words this might not be the last postponement we see in this case.

When the trial does take place it is going to be covered by a number of national news outlets so we will be kept well informed as it unfolds.

I would also like to take a moment to address the growing gossip about Bristol's marriage.

Currently there is no definitive evidence that the marriage is over, despite numerous comments declaring it to be so.

Yes it does not appear that Dakota and Bristol are spending much time together, and in fact Dakota has not appeared in any of Bristol's Instagram photos since December.

But that does not constitute proof.

I think we can all predict, based on Bristol's past, that this relationship will not stand the test of time.

But as of now we do not know that it has definitively hit the skids.

Once we have evidence to prove that, trust me I will gladly report that here.

Saturday, January 27, 2018

Since the Stormy Daniels story broke Melania Trump has been staying in a hotel, and taking pains to avoid spending time with her husband.

Courtesy of the Daily Mail:  

Melania Trump has spent a number of nights at a posh D.C. hotel away from President Trump following allegations of a fling with porn star Stormy Daniels, White House sources told DailyMail.com. 

The first lady opted for time away from her husband since news of a possible $130,000 payoff from the President's lawyer to Daniels to cover up an alleged tryst was first reported by The Wall Street Journal. 

Then, last week, to add insult to injury, a celebrity magazine published a cringe-worthy 2011 interview with Daniels in which she talked about the alleged 2006 sexual encounter with the future president in a hotel room at a casino in Lake Tahoe, Nevada following a celebrity charity golf tournament. 

'It's been upsetting and humiliating; her relationship with President Trump has become strained,' a White House source told DailyMail.com. 

Yesterday Melania Trump's spokesperson issued this statement on Twitter:
As you can see the statement does not specify which reports are"salacious" or "flat out false."

As for the tabloid like reporting on this, well Donald Trump has often lived his life as if it were designed to provide fodder for the tabloids and gossip mags, so the press cannot be blamed for covering news about the occupant of the White House regardless of its seediness.

Melania Trump has known this for years, hell she knew it when she married him, so it is hard to feel sorry for her now that her marriage of convenience is receiving national coverage by the press.

I have to wonder what Trump is doing behind the scenes to keep her contained, because it would likely be even more damaging to his presidency for Melania to file for divorce, than anything Robert Mueller might uncover during his investigation.

And she seems to be trolling Donald Trump to let him know that she realizes she has him by the short hairs.

Remember this is what she tweeted out to celebrate her first year as First Lady.
Notice anything missing?

Ivanka Trump may be the actual First Lady in every sense of the word except officially, but it is clear that Melania is really the one holding the power right now.

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

In the wake of the Stormy Daniels debacle Melania Trump abruptly cancels plans to accompany husband to the World Economic Forum.

Courtesy of CNN: 

First lady Melania Trump, in a change of plans, will not be joining President Donald Trump on his trip to the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, later this week. 

East Wing communications director Stephanie Grisham confirmed to CNN that the first lady's decision to forgo the trip was based on "scheduling and logistical issues." 

A week ago, Grisham told CNN the first lady would be attending the annual meeting of influential financial leaders and business titans in a show of support for her husband, who intends to give remarks during his visit.

CNN further notes the following:

Melania Trump has not made a public statement since January 12, when news of a possible payoff from her husband's lawyer to porn star Stormy Daniels to cover up an alleged affair was first reported by The Wall Street Journal.

Gee, ya think this might be related? 

I mean why would Melania be upset just because her husband banged a porn star only a few months after she gave birth, paid her off to keep her quiet, and now the whole world knows about it?

You know it would be another first for a sitting president to get divorced while still in office.

Tuesday, October 03, 2017

Let's take a moment away from all of this negativity to celebrate true love.

And not to be out done, this is Barack's message to Michelle via Facebook.

Yes, we miss them.

Probably more every single day.

But it is just nice knowing they are out there, still desperately in love, and still working to make the world a better place.

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Estranged husband in Texas murders his wife and seven of her friends with handgun. Update!

Spencer Hight
Courtesy of the New York Daily News:  

The mother of a woman who was shot dead by her estranged husband in a mass shooting in Texas said he was upset that she was moving on after she filed for divorce. 

Meredith Hight, 27, was hosting a cookout for her friends and colleagues at her home in Plano on Sunday when Spencer James Hight crashed the party and opened fire, killing a total of eight people, police said. Meredith Hight filed for divorce in July and while her husband had moved out months ago, he collected his belongings from the home just days before the shooting, her mother Debbie Lane told WFAA. 

"I think he saw our comfort, ease and happiness and her embracing new life and resented it to the maximum and responded the way he did,” Lane told the local news station.

Hight was killed by the police officer who responded to the call of a shooting.

As you can probably guess Hight had been violent toward his former ex-wife, though she did not report this to the police, and he had a problem with alcohol.

The argument can be made that this man could have killed his wife with a number of weapons that would not have included a gun, but to kill eight people, five of them grown men, that requires an instrument specifically designed to take multiple lives.

Once again these weapons are advertised as tools with which to protect yourself and your family, but in the vast majority of the cases, if used at all it is to cause harm to yourself, your family, or other innocent people.

Update: Almost missed this. There was also a school shooting in Washington yesterday with one fatality.

Saturday, July 29, 2017

The Mooch's wife files for divorce. Tired of his "naked political ambition."

Courtesy of Page Six: 

Anthony Scaramucci, the White House’s potty-mouthed new communications director, has been dumped by his beautiful blond wife because of his “naked political ambition,” multiple sources exclusively tell Page Six. 

Deidre Ball, who worked as a vice president in investor relations for SkyBridge Capital, the firm he founded in 2005 and sold to ascend to the White House, has filed for divorce from “The Mooch” after three years of marriage after getting fed up with his ruthless quest to get close to President Trump, whom she despises. 

One source told Page Six, “Deidre has left him and has filed for divorce. She liked the nice Wall Street life and their home on Long Island, not the insane world of D.C. She is tired of his naked ambition, which is so enormous that it left her at her wits’ end. She has left him even though they have two children together.”

Well good for her!

And who could blame her, after all Scaramucci was cheating on her, by spending all of his time with his lips attached to Trump's Cheeto colored ass.

For his part the Mooch is not denying this story.

It is not classless to report on the marriages of prominent White House personnel.

Nobody should have an expectation of privacy when they take that job.

Besides the Mooch might have even more pressing concerns when it comes to what is being reported.
Okay WHEN are people going to realize that Donald Trump is a swirling black hole of misfortune for all who get too close?

We used to always joke about the "Palin curse" but seriously it was NOTHING compared to the chronic misfortune that befalls Trump supporters. 

Friday, May 26, 2017

Here is your break from all things Trump related courtesy of a Blind Item solution.

wishing I was in Vegas with this hot stuff!! #MCM missing you already 😘😘

A post shared by Bristol Meyer (@bsmp2) on

Courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights: 

This A+ list last name recognition celebrity offspring who has really only done a bunch of reality shows recently moved because she wants to get into the family business and thinks it will be easier in the state where she has moved to.

And the reveal was:

Bristol Palin

I don't want to tell these folks how to do their job, but I think they are barking up the wrong dimwit.

Yes I think the move to Texas was for political reasons, but I don't think that it is so that Bristol "baby maker" Palin can launch her career as a conservative lawmaker.

I instead believe it is all about Dakota and his shiny Medal of Honor that hypnotizes conservative military groupies into believing he has what it takes for a life in Texas politics.

Which in this case I assume is an incoherent speech pattern and the IQ of cow dung.

However in Texas I think that automatically makes him a front runner.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Images of Trump leaving his wife in the dust sparks outrage on the internet.

Source
Of course the internet has been a buzz with all of this since the day they met with the Obamas.

Disrespectful POS.

But then, just for contrast, take look at how he boards Marine One with Ivanka.

It's like night and day.

Yeah I don't typically make too much out of this sort of thing, but something is really fucked up about all of this.

Friday, March 24, 2017

In what could be the most predictable news ever, it turns out that Donald Trump and his wife NEVER sleep together.

Courtesy of US Magazine: 

“They have separate bedrooms,” says another Trump insider. “They never spend the night together — ever.” (A third source says the couple do sleep in the same room but keep separate beds: “It’s very ‘royal’ of them!”) 

Upset with the former reality star for trapping her in a life she despises, “Melania wants as little to do with Donald as possible,” explains the family source. “She is not interested in Donald, the presidency or anything involving him.” A rep for Melania denies the claims telling Us, "It’s unfortunate that you are going to feature unnamed 'sources' that have provided fictional accounts."

"Fictional accounts." 

Well we might accept that if we did not have eyes of our own.

That is NOT a woman who is excited about the prospect of spending the night in this man's bed.

I think US Magazine has good sources on this.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Sarah Palin uses the Bible to condemn same sex marriage.

Okay well I had to visit Palin's stupid new website to read this, but you all can read it here: 

“Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’?” Matthew 19:4-5 (Looks like Palin is moving ever closer to her eventual career as a televangelist.)

When God created Adam and Eve as similar but oh-so-different, those very differences created the institution that’s so hotly debated today: marriage. (Actually marriage predates religion, at least the religions that we see today, and was originally typically  seen as strategic alliance between families. Neither love, nor god, had much of anything to do with it.)


He made us “male and female,” so “for this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife.” (Once again primitive quotes from religious texts have virtually nothing to do with our modern understanding of marriage.)

On June 26, 2015, five of the nine appointed Supreme Court justices voted to redefine marriage, knocking down laws all across the country. No longer, according to the court, can marriage be defined as the union of one man and one woman. (And that is what we refer to as "progress.")

But Psalm 33:10-12 says God is ultimately in control of the nations and His plans stand firm forever, meaning everything He ordains won’t be un-ordained, even by five black robes. (Somebody needs to remind this nitwit that we live by the rule of law in America. Not by Biblical law.)

Franklin Graham brilliantly stated, “With all due respect to the court, it did not define marriage, and therefore is not entitled to re-define it.” (Nobody cares, and that is a fairly loose translation of the word "brilliantly.".)

No matter what happens next from the courts, and there’s bound to be a “next” or many “nexts,” God’s law for marriage and family remains the same. And I’m sticking with His plan.

As individuals and as a society, we need to strengthen marriage, not redefine it through the courts or devalue it through sin. Do something special to strengthen your own marriage, remember that it is a union before God, and remember that the family is sometimes called “the domestic church.”

Let me remind all of you that Palin HAD to get married because she was knocked up. Just like her mother.

She also got married in a courthouse, so there was no "union before god."

There is also quite a bit of evidence to suggest that the child she was carrying at the time was NOT Todd's son. I don't think the Bible has a lot of nice things to say about THAT either.

Add to that the fact that Palin also had an affair with Todd's business partner, and it seems that she is lobbing stones inside the shakiest of glass houses.

If we also consider Bristol's two pregnancies out of wedlock, and Track beating his fiancee either before or after he impregnated her, also outside of wedlock, it just makes everything Palin has had ghostwritten for her in this post seem almost like she is purposefully inviting mockery.

Either that or she is the least self aware person on the planet.

You decide.

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Barack and Michelle Obama's tweeted Valentine's Day messages to each other will end your day on just the right note.

At almost the exact same time the former First Lady tweeted this.
You know I do not typically get jealous of other people, but these two......well damn who wouldn't want to have a love affair like this?

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Sarah Palin finally acknowledges her first grandchild born in wedlock.

Gee she seems awfully defensive.

Perhaps in her family a baby born to parents who are actually married is considered scandalous?

Well in that case she still has so many other little "accidents" of which to be proud.

For her part Bristol's ghostwriter has this to say about this most recent egg fertilization: 

Looking back many months ago, I would never have dreamed this is where I would be. Is this not proof God is full of good surprises, when you put your life in His hands? 

Dakota and I have been through trials in the public eye, and I am so thankful for where we are today. God brought us together. And then back together. Pretty miraculous. 

Keeping with our unconventional life, it has been so much fun to keep this news just among our family and friends for the first half of our pregnancy; that Dakota knows the baby’s gender but the rest of us won’t until he or she is born; and even while pregnant with Sailor (under more unconventional circumstances) I always knew a third child someday would complete our family. 

We are all overjoyed! 

And wouldn’t the world be a better place if people would be happy upon hearing other people’s good news instead of criticizing it? Or bringing them down?

Hmm, it appears that defensiveness runs in the family. 

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Melania Trump will not be accompanying her husband to live in the White House. Cites family responsibilities.

Courtesy of the New York Post:  

Future First Lady Melania Trump and son Barron will not be moving to the White House after Donald Trump’s inauguration in January, The Post has learned. 

The president-elect’s 46-year-old wife and their 10-year-old son are staying put at the family’s glitzy Trump Tower penthouse so that Barron can continue attending his Upper West Side private school, sources told The Post. 

“Melania is extremely close to Barron, and they have become closer during the campaign,” said a source close to Trump’s transition team. “The campaign has been difficult for Barron, and she is really hoping to keep disruption to a minimum.” 

Another source said Melania Trump will travel to the White House as needed, but that her primary focus is on Barron. 

“Melania is very supportive of her husband and is fully on board of doing everything that’s needed as first lady,” said the second source familiar with the Trump transition.

Yeah except sleep with her husband every night.

Of course doing so takes the phrase "Doing it for your country" to a whole new, and disgusting place. 

Gee moving to separate states and using a child as a shield against criticism.

Hey you little bitch, don't forget who's in charge here.

Where have I seen all of that before.

Hey perhaps I am being too suspicious and Melania Trump is NOT just looking for an excuse to spend less time with her stubby fingered, orange tinted, morbidly obese sugar daddy.

Anybody buy that?

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Good news folks, Bristol Palin has marriage all figured out now.

Courtesy of Bristol's ghostwritten blog:

My marriage is far from perfect. Dakota and I learn things about each other everyday. Our parents and friends weren’t lying when they warned us that it will be work! I think we both understand that now. 

Nothing has been more difficult, and yet rewarding, than marriage. It reminds me so much of parenting. It’s hard at times, but also the greatest and most precious gift!

Bristol then goes on to offer up some marriage quote pablum that really does not offer anything of any use.

Like this one:


Yeah anybody who thinks that marriage is only about three things has never been married.

Now look I recognize that considering my unfortunate experience with marriage I am the last person to give anybody any advice, however one thing I do know is that after only three months of marriage, you know NOTHING about being married.

And just in case you are wondering why Bristol is working so hard to give the impression that everything in her marriage is going perfectly, it is because the exact opposite appears to be the case.

According to the buzz in Wasilla the honeymoon stage has come to a screeching halt and the fact that they are now stuck with each other has caused more than a little friction between the lovebirds.

And apparently those Gino texts did not help matters much.

However much like Sarah and Todd, Bristol and Dakota are determined not to give any tabloids (Or know it all bloggers) the pleasure of spouting "I told you so's"  so they are working to keep things on the down low in the hopes that everything will work out in the end.

Now before the inevitable trolls slither over here claiming that these are private people and should be left alone, let me remind them that this post is in response to Bristol's post about making a happy marriage.

If she does not want to be ridiculed and called out over her bullshit, then she should resist the urge to give parenting, abstinence, or marriage advice ever again. Because we know better.

Simply put you do not stand in front of your house encased in flames and give your neighbors fire safety tips.

Friday, September 09, 2016

This just showed up on Dakota Meyer's Facebook page today.

Source
Gee, I wonder what that could be referring to?

And I wonder if it could have anything in common with his "inspirational" quote from Bristol's Facebook page?

I am not even sure what kind of person that describes but I know I would not want to be married to them.

Okay so who had September as the month that the Dakota/Bristol marriage would burst into a fireball of resentment and acrimony?

Though to be fair perhaps Dakota can go back in time and talk to the Monday Dakota and follow his own advice: 

“Take the time here to work together, and you can leave with a better marriage.”

And Bristol can take the advice from that woman that Dakota seemed so impressed by and start having sex with her husband every day even if she finds him physically repulsive.

She can just imagine that it is somebody who she really finds sexually attractive.

 Yeah, like any of us would not immediately know who that would be.

Tuesday, September 06, 2016

So for Labor Day apparently Franklin Graham had Sarah Palin, her daughter, and her new son-in-law giving marital advice to veterans and their spouses. Seriously.

Courtesy of the Samaritan's Purse website:

The veterans participating in the Operation Heal Our Patriots project this week are suffering with a variety of injuries and health issues, including an amputation, shrapnel to the back, traumatic brain injury, and post-traumatic stress disorder. (Gee, you would have thought they had suffered enough, but nope they still had to hear Palin speak.)

Palin and Meyer commended them for their service to our nation. 

“I can’t think of any place I’d rather be than here with some of America’s finest heroes,” Palin said. “You and your spouses have sacrificed so much for this country. My oldest son is in the military and I know that it is not easy on the soldier or the spouse when the deployment is finished. 

“That’s why a ministry like Samaritan Purse’s Operation Heal our Patriots is needed so badly. Marriage is inherently challenging, and the stress of military service can add to that.”

Palin encouraged the soldiers and their spouses to keep a firm commitment to their marriage, and never give up on each other. 

“This week, you’re going to learn the process for your marriage to endure the tough times,” she said, “and have the tools to make it work. You have to give all over to God and put it in His hands. Keep your souls open to Him. It will change your life.”

So Sarah Palin is giving folks advice on keeping a marriage strong?

What did she suggest, separate houses and an iron clad legal agreement?

Palin also dragged Dakota along to give her that military cred which her girlfriend beating son simply refuses to provide.

Of course that was yesterday when they were working to buoy up the Palin mythology 2.0, and then today arrived and we all got to reminisce about the day when the truth about the family oozed into the public's consciousness.

The article only quotes Meyer as saying this: 

“No matter how many deployments you have, you come back from battle a changed person,” he said. “Take the time here to work together, and you can leave with a better marriage.”

However on his Facebook page the other day Dakota had a more pointed idea of what might make a marriage stronger.

 Gee I can't imagine what might have inspired him to post that.

After all by all accounts his new wife has had a handle on the whole sex part of marriage for quite a number of years now.  It's the providing sex ONLY to her partner that always seemed to be the issue.

Once again, from what I hear.

Monday, July 25, 2016

The Duck Dynasty's Phil Roberson talks about marrying underage girls on Fox and Friends. And rather than throw his ass off of the stage they all laugh along with him.

Courtesy of Crooks and Liars:

Robertson began his homily by stating that this is the closest he's ever come to the political process. He spoke about how Orrin Hatch approached him and gave him some kind words. 

Robertson continued: "I said, 'Hatch,' I said, 'In Louisiana, we're kinda like the way you are out there in Utah, we don't wait until they get to be 20 years old before we marry them." [Earhart laughed]. "We move when they're about 15, 16." 

Robertson joked that he and Hatch "bonded." Cohost Brian Kilmeade interjected, "That was an interesting conversation." Robertson replied: "He was like, yeah, we don't wait till they get 20 either." 

All the Friends laughed loudly. 

Kilmeade joked, "Usually, people talk about the buffet and the weather."

Well that was super gross.

And remember this is happening while Roger Ailes is being fired for being a sexual deviant and charges of sexual harassment are flying all over Fox News.

You know one would think that having a dirty old pedophile on the air might be a bad thing for Fox News during a time like this, but then again who ever accused them of being cautious or sensitive to how they might be perceived by others?