Sarah Palin pretends to be standing up for children, while using her own to hawk crappy merchandise on the internet.

Courtesy of Buy One Get One Free Barbie's Facebook page:  

The left seems to have a "War on Decency". We used to be able to disagree without being disagreeable. The left has turned this into an all out war. A perfect example of this is people like Kathy Griffin attacking innocent children. Who does that?!?!  (Perhaps the same people who use their own children to grift for cash online. Just a thought.)


www.merchful.com/sarahpalin is speaking up to those snowflakes who cry for equality and tolerance but can't even handle the actions of their own consequences.... SUCK IT UP CUPCAKE!!! 

There's only 3 days left to support Operation Heal Our Patriots by purchasing through this campaign.

According to the website a "portion" of the proceeds will go toward Samaritan's Purse.

I would imagine that is a small portion indeed.

After all Palin does not do these things out of the goodness of her heart. (What's in it for us?)

One has to wonder at the decision to attack liberals while supposedly raising money for an organization that claims to be working to "Heal our Patriots," as if only conservatives ever serve in the military, demonstrate patriotism, or come home wounded from the battlefield.

In an earlier post on her rarely visited website the Queen of Hypocrisy made this statement: 

Do you often give someone a piece of your mind? I confess to it – and most of us probably have pieces of our minds all over creation! As we grow in grace, however, we’re to exercise freedom of speech more responsibly – in a manner that uplifts, rather than destroys. Even when we have to correct, even when we disagree, we can speak truth in love.

Not sure how much love is contained in the phrase "Suck it up Cupcake."

And Palin's Facebook page and website are chock full of attacks on progressives, the media, and politicians with whom she disagrees.

Many of those posts are full of inaccuracies, exaggerations, and "fake news."

Is THAT her example of speaking "truth in love?"

Remember it is not simply Palin's opinions that are so disgusting, it's the hypocrisy.

Sarah Palin's ghostwriter congratulates Bristol's ghostwriter for awesome ghostwriting.

Great job Bristol! https://t.co/rKxrbwiRpP

— Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) June 4, 2017

So that was Palin's tweet today which linked back to her crappy websites to overladen with advertising that you can barely locate the content. (And then once you do you wish you had stopped at the advertisement for "Thinner Thighs in Ten Days.")

However if you visit Bristol's ghostwritten blog (A place I visit so rarely these days I had to follow a trail of dried up breadcrumbs to locate it again.) you will find a cobbled together post attacking Kathy Griffin for her Donald Trump's severed head imagery, with several shots at Levi Johnston just for shits and giggles.

It reads like the Facebook post of a woman who has waited years to finally get back at the woman who stole her boyfriend and made her feel worthless and alone.

Always remember, Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston dated. #TheWorldIsDarkerThanYouKnow pic.twitter.com/IkxFvFxK

— Charlotte Is Chic (@CharlotteIsChic) April 26, 2012

(Actually the weren't ever really dating, it was all for show, though apparently Levi never clued Bristol in on the ruse.)

At the end of this rant Bristol's ghostwriter adds this:  

Her jokes have never been funny to me.. probably because the only ones I’ve ever heard – have been directed at me or my family. (Well of course, the Palins rarely care about anything that does not effect them directly.)


I’m with the rest of the world on her recent photo school, and can’t believe a grown woman would pose like she did – she really does look like the photos you see of Isis Terrorists – and now she’s trying to play some role of a victim? Blaming white men?? I don’t get how you can even try to turn the tables on this one. Our president didn’t break you; you broke yourself, and you’re continuing to break any sort of “comedic career” by blaming everyone else. 

Kathy Griffin ain’t nooooo freaking victim in my eyes. 

I actually understand this ghostwriter's phony sentiment since it echoes my very real sentiment concerning the constant victim playing of the Palin clan.

For the entire nine years I have been covering them they have constantly whined about stalkers, liberals, ex-boyfriends, the "lamesteam media," comedians, talk show hosts, book authors, bloggers, etc., etc., etc..

So for the Palin clan (And their ghostwriters.) to call out a comedian for playing the victim is laugh out loud funny.

As is the idea that Sarah Palin's ghostwriter just authored a post, congratulating Bristol Palin's ghostwriter, for ghostwriting an attack on one of their many, many enemies.

It is almost as bizarre as congratulating a woman for giving birth to a child that she simply adopted.

Sarah Palin sees everybody piling on Kathy Griffin, flings her mummified carcass on as well.

Courtesy of the bandwagon jumper's Facebook page:  

Kathy Griffin has mercilessly attacked children for years. 

When this "celebrity" (who "celebrates" her, btw?) traveled all the way to Wasilla and actually knocked on my home's door to personally humiliate my kids again, I knew she was deranged.

(Ah yes, using the children as a shield, how Sarah Palin of her.)

The liberal "star" had attacked my teenage daughters for so long - first Bristol then, inexplicably, giddily announced she would "go directly after Willow Palin" despite Willow's young age and innocence in doing anything to earn the wrath of this attacker. 

And today Kathy claims SHE is the victim! 

Kathy's crocodile tears at her publicity-seeking press conference today mean nothing to mothers who've witnessed the ramifications her sick acts have had on precious children. 

So, on behalf of Melania Trump and other mothers who've tried to protect our children from Kathy's soulless vile attacks, I'll bite my tongue in print and not say what I'd actually tell her to her face... I'll keep it civil and merely tell her after her ridiculous self-serving statements today: 

Suck it. Up. Cupcake. 

- Sarah Palin 

I think the literal translation of this is "Oh look at me, look at me, please dear God, look at me!"

I have already expressed my feelings about the Kathy Griffin kerfuffle yesterday, so there is no reason to go into that any further.

After all we already know that the careless use of violent imagery can lead to catastrophe.

Of course as we pointed out earlier conservatives are engaged in a rather pathetic game of hypocrisy hide and go seek here.

After all this is what Ted Nugent said about a sitting President and his Secretary of State.

Of course Nugent bristles at being compared to Griffin now:

"I did not threaten anybody's life," he insisted to the Fox News crew, backing up what he'd said on conservative radio host Ben Ferguson's show on Wednesday, when he noted, "To compare what I said ... we're talking apples and grenades here," per the Hill. The "dead or in jail" quote was simply an expression of his fear of Big Government, he told Fox, while the machine gun statement was an "outrageous metaphor" on gun control. "I did nothing to harm anyone," he said. "[Griffin] came out with symbolism that was truly vile." 

You know I don't think that somebody truly understands what the word "metaphor" means.

For her part Palin also made yet another attempt to criticize former President Obama as well.

Did not turn out as she might have hoped.

What is that saying about glass houses again?

Well said.

Word! pic.twitter.com/tw015O5mUE

— RogelioGarcia Lawyer (@LawyerRogelio) June 1, 2017

As you probably noticed I did not post about the Kathy Griffin kerfuffle, because to be honest I did not think there was very much to say.

She was wrong.

As much as most of us might truly dislike Donald Trump, it is simply not okay to threaten the life of a president, or to spread such disgusting imagery.

However as John Fugelsang so artfully illustrates, at least our progressive leaders do not defend this kind of rhetoric.

Ted Nugent was obviously using a figure of speech, unfortunate as it was. It just shows the anger people have towards @BarackObama.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 19, 2012

Much less invite those who spread it to the White House. 

Rumor has it that Kathy Griffin might be up for a hosting gig on The View.

Courtesy of the New York Daily News: 

Kathy Griffin made a big impression on “The View’s” producers as a guest last Monday. They’ve now batted around the idea of asking the comedian to consider a regular guest-hosting gig, which might lead to a full time position on the show, Confidenti@l has learned. 

“She was great and has Whoopi (Goldberg)’ s backing. Whoopi loves Kathy,” says our insider at the talk show. “ ‘The View’ would be a perfect fit if Kathy wanted to fly to New York weekly. It’s a Monday-through-Thursday job and she can tour on the weekends, the best two nights to sell tickets.”

Gee I bet that Sarah and Bristol's feet are still swollen from their victory dance last week over news that Kathy quit, or as the Palins put it was fired from, her gig with the Fashion Police. And here she is with a potential new job already.

Maybe it is just the mean girl side of my personality, but how cool would it be to see Nicolle Wallace and Kathy Griffin sitting side by side trading barbs about the Palins?

Sarah and Bristol Palin perform a victory dance over the "firing" of long time nemesis Kathy Griffin. Thing is, it doesn't appear that she was fired. Update!

So last night Palin posted this on her mean girl Facebook page: 

It’s called karma, dear. 

Guess it's comforting to have selective amnesia when you're a bully who attacks strong, independent single mothers – all the while claiming you're a feminist. (Who hires someone with this kind of "class" anyway?)

Palin then linked to Bristol's ghostwritten blog, which featured this headline:

Fashion Police Kathy Griffin Claims She’s Fired Because She Doesn’t Ridicule People’s Bodies

Now interestingly enough that page linked to this page where a statement from Griffin reads: 

I am a freedom-loving female and gay rights activist who loves to find the funny in all people, attitudes, beliefs, and appearances, but only when the context permits intelligent humor. I thought that I could bring my brand of humor to Fashion Police so that beautiful people in beautiful dresses could be teased when appropriate. My brand of humor, while unrepentant and unafraid, is all about CONTEXT. There is plenty to make fun of in pop culture without bringing people’s bodies into it. Again people … context! Listen, I’m no saint – I’m a feminist AND a Gurrrrl who loves an offensive joke or a well-timed barb and you will find plenty in my repertoire. But I do not want to use my comedy to contribute to a culture of unattainable perfectionism and intolerance towards difference.

I've looked around and nowhere, except for in the imaginations of the Palin women, is anybody suggesting that Kathy Griffin was fired.  

However of course Bristol and Sarah hate the crap out of Griffin, who had the audacity to not only come to Alaska and flirt with Levi, but she even visited Palin's actually house.

Of course what REALLY seems to have pissed in the Palin women's cornflakes was this joke, that Bristol's ghostwriter links to for her. (You know because embedding videos is hard and everything.)

Okay now in my opinion THAT is not a fat joke, as much as it's an observation of a medical miracle.

I mean how else to explain this?

And this?

Right?

Update: Due to popular request I will add this picture of Bristol as well.

Yep, a medical miracle.

Just seeing Sarah Palin still gives Nicolle Wallace PTSD. Tell me about it.

Courtesy of Mediaite:  

As O’Donnell explained, Palin found herself on the wrong side of PETA after she posted a photo of her young son Trig standing on top of the family dog to reach the sink. 

When Wallace started to defend Palin by saying “her kids are beautiful,” Griffin shot back, “Don’t play the kid card!” To that, Wallace admitted, “I’ve got nothing else except the kid card!” 

After playing a clip of Palin trying to turn the whole thing around on President Barack Obama during an interview with the Today Show, O’Donnell asked Wallace, “Do you have PTSD when you see her?” 

“A little bit,” Wallace said, laughing. “I start to sweat out.” O’Donnell said she could see the color “drain” from Wallace’s face. “Who do I get to try to kill me today. PETA or Palin?” Wallace wondered aloud.

I like the fact that Wallace points out that using the kids to defend Sarah Palin is the only card that she has in her deck.  (Clearly she and Palin are playing from the same one.)

However that statement about who to get to try and kill her today was really stupid.

And that last remark about Palin's looks MIGHT have been true in 2008, but not anymore.

A message from Cher and Kathy Griffin: "Don't Let Mitt Turn Back Time on Women."

Wow! Cher and Kathy Griffin together.

If THIS doesn't fire up the LGBT community then I don't know what will.

"Take it down a notch b*itch!" Kathy Griffin renews her feud with Elizabeth Hasselbeck over the latter's attitude toward the President on the View.

I am not always a huge fan of Griffin's but I have to admit that nobody sticks it to certain Republican women as well as she does.

And do you know what? She was right.

With all the shit that the Right Wing has been throwing at Obama lately he certainly did not deserve to have some prissy little reality show leftover biotch giving him attitude.

And by the way, I think the President was just being nice. There are certainly not many, but there are definitely a FEW, Republicans that I would choose over Hasselbeck any day, and I imagine so would President Obama.

When Kathy Griffin met Michele Bachmann.

It looks like this is one Palin Deception that is not getting ignored by the media. Update!

As I  am sure most of us agree Sarah Palin pulled off one of the biggest hoaxes in political history right under the nose of the media and, except for a few sharp eyed bloggers, nobody ever really called her on it. (And the media still seems to be working overtime NOT to see anything suspicious.)

Then just last year it seemed that Bristol was able to become the first guest star EVER to gain a substantial amount of weight during her run on Dancing with the Stars, without the MSM reaching what seemed to be the most logical conclusion.

That, plus all of the lies that the Grizzled Mama told in front of adoring audiences, and printed in her ridiculous book, without suffering any serious repercussions, seems to have provided the Palins with a sense of invulnerability, and the idea that they can lie about pretty much anything and not become embarrassed about it later.

But then Bristol went just a little too far, and in front of the wrong kind of audience.

Bristol may have escaped harsh scrutiny during her stint on DWTS because she was new to the Hollywood scene, and people felt sorry for her because of who her mother was, but NOW the gossip sites and media outlets simply cannot ignore the newest attempt by the Palin gals to pull a fast one.

It seems that the Internet is lit up with speculation, and actual declarations, that Bristol has had some rather significant cosmetic surgery done to her face.

From the Daily Mail to the gossip site Gawker, as well as from the New York Daily News to US Weekly, everybody is wondering if, and of course why, Bristol has so dramatically altered her appearance

As I pointed out several days ago, I have a few theories as to what has compelled this young woman to reject the face she was born with and embrace an entirely new identity, but the real question to be asked is will she have the guts to step up and admit to going under the knife?  Or will she instead pretend that we are all foolish to trust out eyes, and that there is nothing different about her looks whatsoever, while relying on her mother's Winged Monkeys to attack those who dare mention the obvious?

By the way, now might be a good time to remember what Bristol had to say about Kathy Griffin's forays into plastic surgery only a mere three months ago:

"It's weird that she would pick on my weight. She's had botched liposuction procedures and stuff like that," Palin said. "It's just weird that she would pick on something like that for another woman."

Pot, meet kettle.  And remember the kettle has her own stand up show, and is always looking for new material.  Somehow I think Bristol might have just earned a mention or two. Don'tcha think?

Update: Okay so now we know the answer to the question "Will she have the guts to step up and admit to going under the knife?" Uh nope!

A source close to Palin insists to E! News that she hasn't gone under the knife and "isn't that kind of person" that would alter her looks with some help from professionals.

"I can tell you that she has lost a tremendous amount of weight since Dancing With the Stars and that is most likely the reason for the speculation," says the source.

If you were surprised by that I would like to take this moment to introduce you to the Palins, whose motto is "Why tell the truth, when you can lie your way through life?"

Kathy Griffin's stand up act: "Can we talk about the Palins, just for a minute?"

We have heard some of this before, but there is a whole lot more that is brand new to me.

Very funny!

(BTW do I have to tell you that you probably don't want to watch this with the kids around?)

Speaking of death threats.

From TV Squad.



Now THOSE are death threats!

Even I have never received anything quite so immediate as those.

And I agree the gays could kick the crap out of the Palin-bots, hands down.

Poor Tammy Bruce would have to beat the shit out of herself in THAT conflict.

Gee I wonder if Sarah Palin is a "Gleek?"

Because if she is not she has just missed one of the funniest portrayals of a Mama Grizzly inspired character yet.

Get a load of this:



Wow! Kathy Griffin making fun of a Palinesque character on Glee.  I think that might be my personal "big smile making" trifecta.

Kathy Griffin educates Sarah Palin on the difference between a comedian and a real bully. You know like Palin.

Here is Kathy Griffin on Nightliine:

"If you think a comedian is a bully, then what that tells me is you've never been bullied," Griffin said. "To throw that word around -- when I do my work with the LGBT community, I'm talking about the guy from Rutgers. I'm talking about the real stuff. She's playing a different game."

Yeah I think Griffin is right.  I don't think Palin has ever really been bullied, she has aways been the one doing the bullying. And by the way, so has Todd.

(Click link for video of interview.)

Kathy Griffin addresses Sarah Palin calling her a "50 year old bully."

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Somehow I don't think that Kathy Griffin is the one who comes off as a bully here.

Are "Gleeks" ready for a "Sarah Palin-type" character to make an appearance on their favorite show? Are Palin-bots ready for Palin family critic Kathy Griffin to play that character?

From Gather:

A Glee casting call for a Sarah Palin-type, recently announced, was thought to be part of Kathy Griffin's character. Ryan Murphy was coy about his alleged Tea Party, Christian character for the script, but said there was no similarity to Palin, the real person.

Reportedly, the script for the upcoming Regionals episode called for someone to play the role as Tammy Jean, a Tea Party candidate and home-schooler (classic Sarah Palin).

However, an inside source refuted claims that the character was anything similar to the real Sarah Palin. Yea, right! What does the show's creator have to say about this bit of a casting melt-down?

Murphy, when queried about his intentions to cast Griffin's character as a Sarah Palin type, said he was trying to build on the right wing attacks he's taken in the past.

In an effort to move towards a diverse audience with inclusion on many levels, Ryan Murphy once said that he wanted to create a character in Glee that Christian kids and parents can recognize.

But who anointed Sarah Palin as the standard by which all Christians can identify? Is she suddenly an honorary spokesperson for all things Christian?

As much as Murphy has tried to side-step the Glee casting call for Sarah Palin type rumors, if it “walks like a duck and quacks like a duck”, perhaps it's a duck, Mr. Murphy. Just saying, bro.

Okay try not to judge me too harshly here, but both my daughter and I are dyed in the wool "Gleeks."  We watch the show together pretty much every week, along with her girlfriend, and it is quite the a bonding experience.

We both enjoy the humor and my daughter's singer/dancer girlfriend loves the musical numbers (Okay I confess, I kind of like them as well.)

As a fan of the show I am stoked by the idea of watching what they do with a "Sarah Palin-type" character. Especially one played by Kathy Griffin! (Can't you just hear Palin-bot heads exploding at the mere thought?)

In the past the creators of Glee have been accused of having a fairly obvious "liberal bias." (Why? Is there something wrong with that?)

For those of you unfortunate souls unfamiliar with this highly entertaining program here is but a taste.

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Bristol Palin continues to prove she is her mother's daughter (Or at least has access to her mother's ghostwriter) by issuing a response to Kathy Griffn's latest joke at her expense.

From the New York Daily News:

Calling her "the white Precious," Griffin said Palin was "the only contestant in the history of 'Dancing with the Stars' to gain weight on the show.

In response, Palin issued a statement on Monday slamming Griffin for the comment.

"The audience's reaction to this 'comedian' spoke volumes, and the decent people I know would probably have booed her, too," Palin told Fox News. "I hope people didn't have to pay money to hear her negativity and criticisms."

According to PopEater's Rob Shuter, VH1 producers considered removing Griffin's joke from the broadcast, which was taped on Friday night.

"There was talk at VH1 about editing out the joke and the reaction to it but in the end we decided to leave it in," a network source told Shuter. "It made the event feel live and Kathy is a big girl. It's not the first time one of her jokes have failed."

Look I might also cringe a little at Griffin's joke, but THAT kind of take "no prisoners" type of humor is what she is famous for.  Besides surely Sarah realized that by sending Bristol out onto a nationally televised stage, while she continued to grow larger (with child) every week, she was going to draw some fairly nasty attention. I mean that's pretty obvious right?

Perhaps Kathy's joke did not go over as well as she had hoped, but we do have to admit her observation was dead on.

Just check out these pictures that our friend Curiouser put together for us of Bristol during week six of the competition combined with pictures of her in the same outfit on week ten of the competition.  You tell me what you see, and if you think it can be explained by too many Ho-Ho's and fast food. (Week six is on the left and week ten on the right.)

The lighting is not exactly perfect, but I think it is pretty apparent why everybody is shocked at Bristol's response to six to eight hours of exercise a day.

If Margaret Cho is telling the truth, and you all know where I side on that, then Sarah Palin may be one of the worst mother's/human beings on the planet!

Ooooh! Kathy Griffin is SO going to get a ghostwritten Facebook slapdown from Bristol Palin!

This is from the VH-1 Divas-Salute the Troops.

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Remember, it is not about getting fat because you like junk food. It is about getting heavier while doing more exercise than you have ever done in your life amid rumors of yet another pregnancy out of wedlock, while touting yourself as a spokesperson for abstinence.

Could the Levi/Bristol reunification be in trouble already?

From Pop Crunch:

A well-placed tipster spills to The Enquirer: “Levi said that he hooked up with Kathy when he visited Los Angeles for the Teen Choice Awards, and again when she went to Alaska with her stand-up comedy show….Bristol had no idea that Levi actually had sex with Kathy — she thought it was all a joke. Bristol is going to freak when she finds out the truth.”

Well now THIS is interesting.  I had discounted this rumor when it was first circulated several months ago, but now?  Well now I am much less likely to disbelieve that Levi would allow an older woman to have her way with him.  Let's face it, being controlled by women is Levi Johnston's thing.

Well one thing we know for sure is that Bristol is an extremely jealous person.  I doubt she will be able to keep up appearances regardless of how much money and influence Sarah Palin has at her disposal if there is any truth to this.  As we know all too well Bristol is NOT much of an actress.

Oh Levi, does your "Johnston" make ALL of the choices for you?