Team Sarah is now DEMANDING that their members FORCE their friends and family to attend Sarah Palin's propaganda film "The Undefeated." Just buy a ticket Mom, and nobody has to get hurt!

With full credit for the graphic once again to Azure Ghost.

 This was sent to my e-mail from my favorite mole over at Team Sarah.

I will try to recreate it exactly as it appears in the e-mail, including the screaming capitalization's and histrionic changes in font size, just so you can get the full, batshit crazy effect.

A message to all members of Team Sarah

Team,

The movie, The Undefeated, faces an onslaught of the same kind of “invalidation” that Sarah Palin faces from the media establishment.

For those who have been out promoting the movie, and trying to get people in the cities where it is showing to BUY TICKETS NOW, this has been quite a journey.

Movies, ALL movies, have their ups and downs, but you can bet that when The Undefeated has its “ups” the media will ignore that and when it has its “downs” the media will over-hype it, as if “it’s all over because of a bad day!”

Everyone knows that "success" is never a straight line!

The fight to make sure people KNOW the truth about how the ESTABLISHMENT treats ordinary Americans who rise to leadership is only just beginning!

Just because you don't live in a city where the movie is currently playing does not mean you CANNOT HELP! Email teamsarahhq@gmail.com to see how you can help as a virtual ambassador!

Whoever thinks this is going to be easy, here's the truth. IT CANNOT BE EASY!

The stakes are too high!

The opposition is DESPERATE to discredit all that we stand up for!

Hard, however, is not IMPOSSIBLE.

What kind of country do you want to leave your children, one where the values of a Tina Fey rule or one where the values of Sarah Palin are strong?

WHAT WE DO NOW will potentially decide how that question is answered!

How much can you do, how far out of your comfort zone can you go, for your children's future?

Here's what is needed: we need to get people to come to these theaters and we need to beat back the liberal narrative. WE CAN DO this because we MUST do it!

Here’s the WHOLE point of all this- We need EVERYONE in EACH CITY to focus on getting 25 people to come to the movie TOMORROW and THURSDAY!

TICKETS are available here,

IF you live in any of the cities where this movie is showing, or within 100 miles, then WE NEED YOU! If you DON'T live near these cities, we STILL need you!

EMAIL teamsarahhq@gmail.com and we will send you our own information pack!

The movie IS coming to DVD, but even if millions of the DVD’s are sold, the media will STILL try to use whatever WE DO at the box office as a measure of success. COUNT ON IT!

We need to ask people we know in those cities to COME!

Don’t ask, tell! What I mean is, call your buddy up and say, “you’re going to this movie, OK? It’s a done deal, I need you to go.’ Don’t be shy. Imagine your children’s future depends on it.

WE NEED-

CITY HOSTS who live near the cities where the movie is being launched. More cities are being added, so just email and we will put you on a list when the movie comes your way....

VIRTUAL AMBASSADORS- people who can help with social media and making phone calls. You don’t have to LIVE in a city to RECRUIT for that city!

WANT TO LEARN MORE?

EMAIL teamsarahhq@gmail.com and we will send you our own information pack!

Thanks to all who are helping now!

The Tiny Team Behind The Team

 
Visit Team Sarah at: http://teamsarah.ning.com/?xg_source=msg_mes_network

 Wow!  I mean, wow! That was just, wow!

Well thank God they are not panicking anything, right?  Just imagine how much worse it would be if they lost faith in their idol's ability to draw a crowd on her own and they felt they had to FORCE PEOPLE TO GO TO HER MOVIE! 

I mean seriously?  Who tells their friends and loved ones that they either go see this movie or else?

You know I was worried before, but now I think we are actually seeing the mental breakdown of the Palin-bots playing out in real time.

When she breaks the bad news about not running for President to them, they are going to lose their shit!

Film "The Undefeated" may be causing HUGE rift in loosely organized Palin camp as Sarah is tugged back and forth between supporters and angry "only for show" husband. Update!

"God I hate my life! How much longer before that damn contract is up?"

Courtesy of the Daily Mail: (Link fixed.)

Insiders say Mrs Palin's husband, 'First Dude' Todd Palin is angry and attacked her for cooperating with the project.

One political analyst believes the film could ruin a possible White House run.

An insider told the National Enquirer: 'Sarah was brought to tears and Todd was livid after they saw the movie with a crowd of supporters in Iowa.'

'Todd said the film is going to give Sarah's enemies fresh ammunition to destroy her as she considers running for president.

'He told Sarah that she was beyond naive for walking into an ambush like that.'

If indeed Todd said this, and this is the only account I have heard that he did, it may be one of his more intelligent observations.  It is exactly right that this film is NOT changing anyone's mind about who Sarah is, but it is DEFINITELY providing comedians and critics with tons of new material to use against her.

According to the Enquirer, another source said: 'Todd is rip-roaring furious over the way this film turned out.

'He hopes he never comes face to face with the stars who ripped her to shreds.

'He'd like to give them all apiece of his mind.'

Number one it is VERY unlikely that Tawd will ever get too close to a REAL celebrity, and if he does he will be WAY too intimidated to say anything to their face. Todd is nothing more than a schoolyard bully, and only acts tough when he feels he is safe from retaliation.

However this next guys sounds like he knows what he is talking about. (Yes, that was a tongue in cheek remark.)

Jesse Griffin, who runs the Alaska-based website theimmoralminority.blogspot.com, told the Enquirer: 'Sarah Palin blasts the Hollywood elite as horrible people, but there's a danger voters will laugh at the jokes celebrities make about her in the movie.'

I still stand by that assessment.  I have heard that there have even been some chuckles from the die-hard Palin supporters at the jokes told at their idol's expense.  And when that is immediately followed by imagery such as this: "lions feasting on innocent zebras, a knight felled by one of countless arrows (fired by the leftist media, no doubt), a woman's corpse getting dirt thrown in its face. No shit." It makes it more than a little hard to take this film seriously.

However as hard as Tawd might be working to explain to Sister Sarah what a huge blunder she just made, her supporters, desperate for something to cling to, are pimping this film like it was the last two dollar whore on the Sunset Strip.

Team,

You can be the spark that becomes a grassroots revolution helping to ignite, solidify, inform, and unify Americans around the values that Sarah Palin represents, and, frankly, it isn't that terribly hard!.

Team Sarah wants to see The Undefeated become a BIG success and we are treating this like OPENING DAY in a long battle to promote the VALUES we see that Sarah Palin represents!
But, we need to ACT!

Please don't waste time.

Click on the link below and start purchasing your tickets for Opening Weekend July 15, 16, and 17:

We need to SELL OUT the evening shows on July 15th and 16th if you BELIEVE IN THE MESSAGING and VALUES OF THIS FILM. if you believe in Sarah Palin and the values she represents in the country today, now is YOUR CHANCE to stand up and make a HUGE IMPACT with what amounts to only a little effort.

The Undefeated needs strong attendance to roll out across the country in subsequent weeks. Your fellow Americans DESERVE to see this movie just like you did. Strong attendance, we believe, will also send a strong message to the liberal media elites and their political cronies- that Americans are hungry for REAL leaders who can navigate tough storms instead of sound-biting their way along to pander for votes or media support.

As one of Sarah Palin's supporters, only YOU can help make this happen!!!

So while "The Toad" is desperately trying to get his wife to move her ass as far away from this film as she can get before his overly botoxed money tree withers and dies, her crazed supporters are trying to get as many people to see this putrid turd of a film as possible.

You know, I could not have orchestrated this better if I'd tried.

Damn I'm having a good summer! How about you guys?

Update: It looks like Palin has taken to Facebook to refute this story.

Obviously we’ve seen our share of media lies, but the latest fabrications circulated take a big slice of the cake. The UK Daily Mail reports that I was “in tears” as Todd “rages over Hollywood stars ripping” me in the new film “The Undefeated.” Huh? Really? The beautiful town of Pella, Iowa, was flooded with an army of media covering the premiere of this film. You’d think someone would have caught those tears and rages on tape, right? Well, here’s a video of the remarks I made at the Pella Opera House right after viewing the film. The emotion clearly displayed was gratitude to the filmmakers who invested their own time and money into highlighting my team’s record in Alaska. Todd and I were overwhelmed with gratitude, and we hope everyone sees this film.

You know that THAT means don't you folks?  It means the National Enquirer was right on the money.

By the way here is the video that Palin refers to in her FB post.



Do you notice who is NOT standing next to her while she talks about how much she appreciates the movie?

Team Sarah decides to fight back against the negative information coming out about the lack of interest in "The Undefeated" by faking attendance numbers. Ahh, but of course.

Once again courtesy of my spy in Team Sarah, RAM... Becky...some woman whose name I cannot share.

A message to all members of Team Sarah

Team,

Finally, after years of media lies and distortions, we have an opportunity to help PUSH BACK in a big way with the movie “The Undefeated.”

If YOU live in the 10 cities where The Undefeated is showing and DON’T OWN 5 tickets, why not?  GET 5 TICKETS for the OPENING NIGHT now!

NOW IS SHOW TIME- as you all know, if these 10 cities are not sold out, the media will declare Sarah Palin a “has-been” or a “lost cause.” (I have to admit they have a point here.)

10 Cities, 300 tickets each RIGHT NOW for THE FIRST NIGHT’s SHOW!

Can we, Team Sarah members who SUPPORT Sarah Palin, get 300 people in each of 10 cities (only 3,000 total) to come to the OPENING NIGHT and show just how much we are committed to Sarah Palin and the values that we believe she represents?

Here’s how to help:

PICK YOUR CITY, or the city near you, and BUY 5 TICKETS for opening night.

If you don’t live in one of these cities, use your contacts and ASK THEM directly to help!

If you support Sarah Palin and have been waiting for an opportunity to DO SOMETHING then NOW IS OUR TIME!

THANK YOU ALL for jumping RIGHT IN RIGHT NOW

The Tiny Team Behind The Team

So since nobody can actually find enough people brain damaged enough to waste their precious moments on this earth watching this cinematic moose turd, these idiots have decided to make those Palin-bot rats who have not yet jumped ship, buy FIVE tickets each in order to make it APPEAR that people like it?

Oh yeah, that should fool EVERYBODY!

For those of you who read Frank Bailey's book this tactic is well known. 

Remember how Palin had her supporters sign fawning letters to the editor about her that were written by she and her staff? And how they rigged the newspaper polls to make her seem more popular than she really was?

This is just more of the same. And by the way it really indicates that either Sarah has handed these people her bag of tricks, or that she herself is behind these attempts to salvage her rapidly crumbling reputation.

Personally, I vote for the latter.

The desperation of the Palin-bots is making them careless.

U.S. Election news put up a couple of polls to get an idea of what the mood of the country was as we geared up for the 2012 Presidential election season.

This is how they describe themselves in the About Us section:

USElectionNews.org was created in August of 2010 in the hopes of becoming a hub for information specific to the United States political and Presidential elections 2012 and beyond. Our content is non-partisan, and includes a wide range of topics featuring all parties, world news, US news, media commentary and much more.

There were a number of questions asked, with the results posted.  Such as:

04/18/11 Which 2012 Primary Is Most Important?
37% Florida (Jan 31st, 2012 or later)
26% Iowa (Feb 6th, 2012)
20% New Hampshire (Feb 14th, 2012)
15% South Carolina (Feb 28th, 2012)
2% Nevada (Feb 18th, 2010)

As well as:

04/10/11 Are You Worried About Iran’s Nuclear Capabilities?
43% Yes, I fear they will use the technology for weapons.
29% No, they say it’s for nuclear power only, and I believe them.
28% I don’t know

But then some of the responses seemed to indicate that those answering the questions might have a more, let's just say, "conservative" frame of mind than might be expected.

04/13/11 How Do You Feel About 2012?
43% Excited! At least one GOP candidate already has my vote.
29% Ready. I’ve got my “Obama 2012″ bumper stickers pre-ordered.
8% Bored. The GOP candidates are all the same.
8% Annoyed. Isn’t it early to be thinking about 2012?
7% Anxious. Is it 2012 yet?
5% Undecided. Have to wait and see how Obama’s term plays out before I vote left or right.


04/16/11 Do You Believe Obama Was Born In The US?
51% No. I agree with Trump, Obama hasn’t shown enough proof.
28% Yes. I agree with Romney, if he wasn’t born here someone would have found out already!
11% I’m not sure.
8% I don’t care.

This last one was closed after April 27, after Obama showed his long form birth certificate, but still you kin of get the idea that perhaps these polls are attracting, not only a right wing element, but rather a rabid right wing element.

But there was one poll which flushed them out completely.

4/16/11 Do You Think Sarah Palin Will Run in 2012?
85% Yep, she’s already got my vote!
9% No, she shouldn’t be allowed anywhere NEAR the White House
2% Yes, but I’m voting for another GOP candidate.
2% No, she prefers her celebrity status over the Presidency.
2% I don’t know.

I know right?  I mean obviously this is not your usual group of Republicans weighing in on these questions. And clearly that occurred to the gentlemen running this site as well:

Please note this poll was closed early and the results are largely due to an overwhelming response from a certain group, who posted a link to our poll on their forum, TeamSarah.ning.com. Thank you to everyone who voted.

One of the most interesting revelations gleaned from the leaked manuscript for Blind Allegiance, is that even while she was running for Governor Palin and her supporters put a lot of time into skewing poll results and faking supportive letters to the local newspapers. 

Apaprenlty for the Grizzled Mama and her crazy ass supporters, cheating never gets old. Only now that they are so panic stricken about how badly Palin's poll numbers have dropped they have completely lost whatever ability they once had to be subtle.

Is TeamSarah FINALLY getting tired of being used?

As some of you are undoubtedly aware Palin has been invited to speak at the Iowa Policy Action Center next month. The group is a pro-life, pro-heterosexual marriage, pro-parental controlled education, anti-gambling, and anti-sexuality group, that is very, very excited to have Sarah Palin as the featured speaker at their fall fundraiser.

However there is a small glitch. Apparently Queen Ester is demanding, at a minimum, $75.000 to attend any of these functions.

Wow! $75,000 is a lot of scratch for a non-profit group, what are they to do?

Have no fear this is where TeamSarah, Palin's personal, bat-shit crazy fan club, can help. (H/T to Bree Palin)

Well there you go then, surely these most dedicated Palin-bots will gladly dig deep and put together the measly $41,000 that is still needed to purchase Sarah's valuable time. (Because we keep hearing that at least a THOUSAND organizations are asking her to speak!)

But wait! What is this from Palin spokespoodle Meg Stapleton?

1 of Iowa's leading social conservative groups remains hopeful former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will headline its annual meeting next month, but a Palin aide called such a visit "incredibly difficult."

The Iowa Family Policy Council asked Palin to speak at the Nov. 21 event and has booked a Des Moines arena in anticipation of a big turnout. But Palin spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton didn't sound optimistic, noting more than 1,000 (Oh! That is where I got that number!) groups are seeking the former governor's time and that she needed to tour to promote an upcoming memoir, "Going Rogue."

What? Is this even possible? TeamSarah, the most ardent Palin supporters on the planet could, or would, not come up with the money for Palin to attend this fundraiser? Shocked! That is what I am, shocked!

Okay tell me if this is a silly question. If you are holding a "fundraiser", WHY would you be paying up to $75,000 to have somebody speak? Wouldn't a person who was really an advocate for your cause DONATE their time? Just how much do these people believe Palin can raise for them?

Well, it certainly could not be more than $41,000, because she just failed at that with HER VERY OWN FAN CLUB! I am just saying.

Update: According to Politico the GOP activists are not very happy with Palin's request for money either.

“If somebody tells me they want me to pay an appearance fee, it tells me they’re not very serious about running for president,” said Ed Failor, Jr., president of Iowans for Tax Relief and an influential GOP insider.

“I found it really, really odd,” Failor said.

Well isn't Meg awfully chatty today! This comes from Newsweek's Gaggler:

Meg Stapleton, Palin's spokeswoman, tells your Gaggler that Palin "has not requested anything" and that she "does not charge people to campaign for them." According to Stapleton, Palin would instead cover such travel costs through her political-action committee, SarahPAC. Of course, that doesn't mean she's going to Iowa. Palin's book, Going Rogue, is due out Nov. 17, and she's got a major publicity tour planned around that, including a Nov. 16 appearance on Oprah. "We don't believe she will be able to attend with her tightly scheduled book tour, and the group has been told that through formal and informal channels," Stapleton says in an e-mail this morning. "However, it appears that some enthusiastic members are willing to try anything to entice the governor as we look at her schedule."

So essentially Staplemouth is saying that Sarah DOES NOT have to be paid to show up, not that it matters BECAUSE SHE'S NOT GOING!

The geniuses behind Team Sarah have decided to perform a Phone Bank Blast on the Senate switchboard.

Here is the message e-mailed out to all of the Team Sarah members. And as you read stay vigilant for the inherent flaw in their plan.

A message to all members of Team Sarah

Team,

The next few days are CRITICAL in deciding how our health care system will be structured. If you’re upset by what has been proposed, NOW is the time to join us on the Team Sarah Health Care Bill Review Board:

http://www.teamsarah.org/group/healthcarebillreviewboard

We’re asking for YOUR HELP with the following:

(1) Reading a 15-20 page section of the upcoming version of the health care bill that will be released and providing a review of it for the group
(2) Blogging about the group’s findings
(3) Twittering about the group’s findings
(4) Participating in a site-wide PHONE BANK BLAST before Tuesday’s vote

If you have your own outside BLOG and want to blog about the group’s findings, be sure to join the Team Sarah Health Care Review Board!

NOTE: The Phone Bank Blast – Mon., Oct. 12th, 2009 - 2:00pm to 3:00pm EDT

Light up the phone lines before Tuesday’s vote by the Senate Finance Committee!

Call the Capitol Switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and let YOUR SENATORS know your thoughts, particularly if they serve on the Finance Committee. Please call ONLY your senators.

Members of the Senate Finance Committee:
Max Baucus (MT), Chuck Grassley (IA), Orrin Hatch (UT), Olympia Snowe (ME), Jon Kyl (AZ), Jim Bunning (KY), Mike Crapo (ID), Pat Roberts (KS), John Ensign (NV), Mike Enzi (WY), John Cornyn (TX), John Rockefeller IV (WV), Kent Conrad (ND), Jeff Bingaman (NM), John Kerry (MA), Blanche Lincoln (AR), Ron Wyden (OR), Charles Schumer (NY), Debbie Stabenow (MI), Maria Cantwell (WA), Bill Nelson (FL), Robert Menendez (NJ), and Thomas Carper (DE).

Be sure to check out the Team Sarah Health Care Bill Review Board: http://www.teamsarah.org/group/healthcarebillreviewboard

Best,
The Tiny Team behind the Team
teamsarahhq@gmail.com

IMAGINE IF..........even just 10% of Team Sarah’s members were able to donate $5, $10 a month toward our community? If you’d like to be a Team Sarah supporter, go to http://teamsarah.kintera.org/

Have you recognized the flaw in their plan yet?

Yep you figured it out! The "Team Sarah Phone Bank Blast" is scheduled to take place on October, 12. That is Columbus Day, which means it is a FEDERAL HOLIDAY!

In other words Team Sarah is going to jam up Senate communications on a day when they won't be there to communicate anyway!

I know it is rude to constantly refer to a group of people as idiots, but really. What would YOU call them?